--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00022 Date: 03/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:26am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] He disappeared, like the cat in that Russian story. - Chekov He grows on you, Charlie So does cancer He did a good job cleaning up the place, He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly He doesn't have all his oars in the water He felte a thing al rough and long y-herd, He considered me a mercenary. Paris He hits, and - I'm going to need some more dice He didn't really say THAT! Did he???? He is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality He does not stuff, he's a bulgeless American He kills women. -- Clarice Starling He is next whom no one precedes; he is last whom no one follows He did everything in this film - Tom Servo on Thor He is dead! He is shamed! He is wedded! He is so *not* from San Francisco -- Crow T. Robot He doesn't like you. I don't like you either He just wants to play, sir - Mike on zombie He has a phenomenal grasp of the obvious He does not have a hot body: He is anatomically gifted He knows, Doctor. He has reasoned it out. Spock re Kirk He hasn't an enemy in the world. Only his friends hate him. Gene Kelly He got the SPACE MADNESS... - Ren Hoek He died to take away your sins, not your mind He is a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic He doesn't inhale but he sure sucks He is so NOT-from-San Francisco - Crow on geeky guy He gives nothing who has nothing He has fought and he has died -Pink Floyd He doesn't have both oars in the water He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death He had a bird with him -- Gideon He knows changes aren't permanent, but change is.: Rush He did exactly what I would have done. - Kirk He delivered them into the hands of spoilers. - Judges 2:14 He is S p a c e d o u t He has no reason to lie. - Ro Laren He created OLD fossils!" "Riiiigghht!" He guides me and the bird -- Robert Browning He died as he lived: With his mouth wide open Joel He does not get excited: He experiences temporary blood displacement He goes running every day and he never seems to lose weight. - HRC He died with his bowling shoes on - Mike He is now a vampire, haunting the San Francisco nightlife He is not deceived who knows himself to be deceived He doesn't stand a chance. We'll be right back He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable He didn't seem that clever, I'll be more careful - Lore He has both oars in the water, on the same side! He landed quite a shot on @TO@'s head! He forgot to pay his brain bill He has a haunting ugliness - Mike He knows *things* about *stuff*!! He landed quite a shot on Bullitt's head! He killled my father! MacLeod on Kanwulf He doesn't seem to need much assistance now. - Mulder He headbutts steel posts for fun He dialed 1-800-BOBBITT..and got cut off! He found his baby eating with some other man He is the Horned One See Him prance by He has been caught stealing taglines again He duz de work o' 3 men, See dis? Remus, Moe & Curly. Ya' know? He has the mental agility of a small soap dish He knows not but he knows not he knows not: he is a fool, shun him He is playing hockey with a warped puck He does not wear too much cologne: He commits fragrance abuse He doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag He heard she was stuck up and asked how much they got He likes me! She stole my tagline! He donated his body to science before he was through using it He did something to a chicken that was an honor to it!? He is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental He got in front of the bullet! TEN TIMES!! He did, he did, he did, he did, and did He had white horses, and ladies by the score He has a room-temperature IQ He kinda got carried away w/the Frost & Streak kit - Tom He has the bedside manner of a pathologist He got his head caught in a mechanical .... rice-picker He doesn't like you... I don't like you either! - Doctor Evazan He leaves himself open for a sexy rejoinder - Mike He is a few cents short of the dollar He could clear the savana after every meal. -- Timon He has a very good point He couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese He is so old that he doesn't learn history. He remembers it He had a nickname at the Academy--'Spooky' Mulder."--Scully on Mulder He likes his steak so rare, a good vet could save it He has crispy critter potential! Tom Servo He landed quite a shot on Orville's head! He knows not his own strength who hath not met adversity He had lots of guts. - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.) He hit my goddamn car, that's what happened - AJ Foyt He is to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers He has a good head on his shouldersa different one each night He left the store without all of his groceries He isn't dead; He's electronenchalographically challenged He did not come to me. - Worf He has a low order of intelligence. - John Huston on Reagan He kinda' likes that - Crow as girl hits guy hysterically [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00023 Date: 03/09/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:41pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Have tongue will travel! Have you ever found yourself talking in error messages Have a look at this. - Scully Have you driven a blond lately? Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings Have you ever danced with a Curtiss SB2 by the pale moon light? Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet? Have you ever noticed that mice don't have shoulders? Have any OK tags, but here's my Barney tags Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition Have a Happy :-) Have you had a vowel movement lately? Have a School Lunch Re-Run Have blaster - will travel Have you ever danced with a B-25 Mitchell by the pale moon light Have you ever had sex in a satellite dish? Have a nice day. - Ivanova to Londo Have you ever been home alone? Have you CSDed your OS/2 today ? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you ever imagined the world without hypothetical situations? Have you accepted Jesus? - Tom Servo as stiff, geeky character Have you changed your tofu water today? Have you been helped? - TV's Frank to Deep 13 visitors Have medical exam for your cat every year or 12,000 meows Have you even TRIED to see it that way? Have a Happy and Safe Holiday Have you ever played Russian roulette with a blackhead gun? Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think I'm blind Have a vary nice DAY and a better Night !!!!!!!!!! Have you ever heard a sheep bleat and had romantic thoughts? Have you ever tried to steal your own taglines? Have to describe your movie using semaphore flags - Dr. F Have a nice day! BLAM! ...It's better already! Have fun! Misery is optional Have you ever waterstarted a 5o5 with the spinnaker up? Have it your way at Lesbian King Have a good day - unless you've made other plans! Have courage! The porpoises will not want to go so far! Have a seat while I take to the sky - Tori Amos Have you been sitting under a coconut tree?- Rush Limbaugh Have you ever seen a chocolate chip? Have YOU scrambled your taglines lately? Have you got an insult fixation? Have a beignet and cafe au lait and relax Have you capitalized your SURNAMES lately? Have you accepted Bob as your saviour? (:-7 Have you ever seen Bill Clinton and Barney together? Hmmm Have U checked out Windows 95...I mean 96...I mean Have a nice day... - Mankind Have you ever: drank beer because you liked to piss? Have a lemonade - Commander Sisko Have you ever seen a horse fly? No, but I've heard a tree bark! Have you ever noticed what "golf" spells backwards? Have you been coordinating with alien govenments? - Hague Have you ever danced with a A-10 Warthog by the pale moon light? Have you :-D already today ?? Have a picture of Queen Victoria? I'm trying to quit Have a great day in spite of everyone! Have you ALLOWED yourself to be TAKEN by DEFAULT? Have you ever danced with a Av8 Harrier by the pale moon light Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel? Have fun, take a friend along Have Taxi.......Will Party!!!!!! Have fun and good modeming! Have it our way at Borger King! Have time to waste? Get Windows 3.0 Have pity for the Rubber Chicken Challanged Have You Hugged Your SysOp Today! Have you ever been fired from a construction job because of your appeara Have an affair. It'll help break up the monogamy Have a Jerry Christmas and a Happy New Weir Have you been stealing this lady's taglines? Have them go to their own transporter room. Yar Have we filled up the hard drive yet? Have the courage to act instead of react. Have you booted your WIN '95 today? Have nothing to do whatsoever with dying. - Maugham Have another @[]~ (cup of coffee) Have tree will climb - just as my ancestors did Have you ever played Russian roulette with a staple gun? Have you ever been a member of the Illuminati? Have you cooked a Tribble today? Fried?? Baked??? FLAMB??? Have you hanged a liberal today? Have subspace modem, will telecommunicate Have to ask the price? You can't afford it! Have whipped cream, will travel! -Tim Ashley Have you considered suicide this week? Have you checked your Email this morning, Mulder? - Scully Have YOU totalled a Ford ... lately? Have ex-bankers become disinterested? Have you ever seen a pocket book? Have you ever seen a pair of 380 Meg drives in a MIDI? Have the lot of you had allergy tests? Have buttered scones for tea Have sex with your dreams, this is heaven Have food--will work for money Have a yabba dabba gay old time! Have fun on the ninteenth story!! - Jason Have you flogged your crew today? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00024 Date: 03/09/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:41pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland? Have you ever wondered what happens on a typical day of a Treker? Have a little fire, Scarecrow! - Wizard of Oz Have you been taught to be cautious? Have sh, will travel Have you HUGGED a tree lately? Think about it! Do it Have some cheese, said Tom craftily Have at thee, dickweed! Crow T. Robot Have you ever parked your motorcycle in a hotel room? Have fun storming the castle, boys! Have you ever tried to throw away a trash can? ... keeps coming back Have the birds got jobs?! Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? Lovely! Have you ever danced with the devil? Have recipes, will travel Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did Have you ever wished you could re-format life and start over? Have you ever killed 500 men just to make a point? Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? Have you ever: picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)? Have you gone out to that cave out there and hugged your dragon today? Have a nice day (somewhere else) Have you ever wondered if life as we know it exists on other Nets? Have a break Have you given your PC a salute lately? Have you ever seen a phone change? Have a Homebrew! Have you ever seen your mother run? Have you backed up your hard drive lately? Have a Happy Holiday Season! And a very good @YEAR@! Have you been nipping Saurian brandy or something?! - Yeoman Rand Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? - Bashir Have you ever danced with a Spitfire by the pale moonlight? Have the appropriate amount of fun. -- Larry Wall Have you ever played Russian roulette with a BFG9000? Have you had children lately? Have Windows, don't need unix Have you ever considered climbing out of the barracks? - Franklin Have you heard about the new deli in India? Have You Snagged Your SYSOPS Tag Today? Then Snipit Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch Have you checked under your keyboard for boogers lately? Have you given your mouse a click today ? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million Have you ever seen a TV guide? Have a date with your vacuum cleaner. Hoover sucks!!! Have you ever danced with a Grumman F4F-3 by the pale moon light? Have a good day unless you've other plans Have do, quod she, com of and speed thee faste, Have beer, will.....buuurrrrpppp.......party! Have you driven a red-head lately? Have a fine day, Tony Have you explained your taglines to a five year old today? Have another soft drink, Tom coaxed Have you ever played Russian roulette with a bow & arrow? Have you ever danced with a Falcon by the pale moonlight? Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! And a Prosperous @YEAR@! Have a good day! No thanks. I have other plans Have you had your daily echomail fix? Have you ever noticed that it's the lawyers who write all the laws? Have you ever played Russian roulette & missed? Have an interesting day! Have a heart, support your local Programmer Have you ever heard of the... White Lodge? -Major Briggs Have a nice day - unless God has made other plans Have a nosh/have a glass tea/here is shtick #3! Have my priestess call your priestess...we'll do circle Have you Thumped your Bible today? ...Whaddya mean Jesus wasn't white? Have it our way at Borger King! (I *am* this place!) Have you accepted Jesus? - Tom as stiff, geeky character Have a nice Vernatumnal-Solstinox! Have you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle? Have fun, be creative, get arrested, piss people off Have you ever considered a career in medicine? -- HoloDoc Have an adequate day Have you ever explored your pagh, Commander? - Kai Opaka Have WarHammer, Will Travel : Wire Chandra, Solaris VII Have you found a solution? A way to shut that thing off? - McCoy Have some more chicken... Have some more fries Have a nice day unless you don't Have a nice day. Forrest Gump Have you consulted your electric monk today? Have you got anything without Spam? Have you ever read Milton, Captain? - Khan Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - The Joker Have taglines, will travel Have you ever sent e-mail... to your glove compartment? You will Have a GAY holiday! Have you always multiplied your estimates by four? - Kirk Have you heard from Richard Hsiung; How he fared in the Jan 17 Quake? Have you ever watched a salad dressing? Have you ever played Russian roulette with a radar gun? Have you ever been to a penal colony... - Kirk Have you ever felt like a i tester? Have a very nice DAY and a better Night !!! Have a day - manic depressive Have you driven a Feminazi lately? Have you exported a crypto system today? Have a nice doomsday! Have you ever posted brainless messages just to display your TagLines? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00025 Date: 03/09/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:42pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines