--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00019 Date: 03/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:25am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] He has a great memory. It's just short He had a cultivated accent. The kind you cultivate in a Petri Dish He keeps on killing, but he kills people in their dreams-Alice He had been born into Roland's world by dying in his own. - DT II He devotes his spare time to neglecting his duties He had three dollars! - Crow He had more expressions when he wore a mask - Mike He dumped me! Is that what the kids are calling it now, Fran? He died penniless.. Talk about perfect timing! He had a long-dogma look He got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express He just about took my head off! - Mulder He doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard He got a piece of my mind, a tiny as it is He has morning wood. Morning wood is cool. huh huh huh He has bubbles in his think tank He does the work of three men ... Larry, Moe, & Curly! He hit my goddarn car, that's what happened - AJ Foyt He falls well He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way He dropped his second stage too soon He does the work of 3 MenLarry, Moe, and Curly He fakes a bluff. - Giants announcer Ron Fairly He had lots of guts. - 007 (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) He dreamed he was a muffler then awakened exhausted He does not have a nice butt: He is a well-rounded individual He fan club - tar & feathers will be provided He is not deceived who know himself to be deceived He drew a circle that shut me out. Markham He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent. -- Odo He faced the galloping hoarde...a hundred bad guys with swords He forgot the gun was loaded He had his laser set on `roast'. Crow T. Robot He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.-M Howitt He has two neurons separated by a spirochete He inserted his hardware in her software He had more faults than the usual socially acceptible Trill. - Sisko He just enjoys the abuse He is biting that female! * Lal He got fired from a job at the bank. He tried to take home his work He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap He could smuggle the sunrise past a rooster He lives so far out of town, his zipcode is EIEIO He died as he lived...with jelly all over his face He got his head caught in a... mechanical rice-picker. -- Kirk He kinda looks like Michelle Pfeifer - Crow on punk He left home the day she died He is very slow... and clumsy. -- Chiun He died to save us all He is one who would be greatly improved by death -H.H. Monroe He has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat! He has Van Gogh's ear for music He just stole my plot of land!, Tom claimed He is. That was his first move * Holly He has a few screws loose, but is otherwise okay! He gave his life for tourism He did grind in the prison house. - Judges 16:21 He did YOU KNOW WHAT again! tsk,tsk He dreamed he was a muffler -- he awakened exhausted He just flew out into space. Franklin He has no Elvis in him He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike He doesn't need therapy - he needs a lobotomy He has a slow clock He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged He knows that Bill Clinton guy is just a guy in a suit! He has more angles than a geometry book He doesn't get excited, it's temporary blood displacement He don't look like Bela-- Tor Johnson He isn't firing on all cylinders He is BOB! Eager for fun! He wears a smile. EVERYBODY RUN He does not stuff socks in his pants: He is a Bulgeless American He just walked out of a Botany 500 ad. Crow T. Robot He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic He logged on to her system He held me spellbound in the night He likes to play Mortal Kombat II in the Holodeck He hasn't one redeeming vice - Oscar Wilde He doesn't seem to be particularly sentient, right now. -Tosh He doesn't know about trick or treat. - McCoy re Spock He lives, He lives, who once was dead! He is the Keeper of the Bridge of Death! He has the heart of a little child... it's in a jar on his desk He is no lawyer who cannot take seventeen sides He goes to class late, he's a big shot! - Tom sings He has every attribute of a dog except for loyalty He could clear the savannah after every meal! He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle He knows so little and knows it so fluently He did too much LDS in the 60's. -Kirk to Gillian (ST4) He had staked everything, and that was all he had lost. - DT II He is sneaking away and buggering off... -Minstrels He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent. - Odo on Rom He does the work of 3 men... Larry, Moe, & Curly He has teeth. He has a tongue. He'll do juuuust fine. - Anna Steven He has not used the toilet for five years He didn't notice that the lights had changed. - Beatles He died today...may we rest in peace! He hurts the good who spares the bad He is only hitting on 7 cylinders [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00020 Date: 03/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:25am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] He grows on you, The... So does cancer He is in his own Hell, just as you are in yours. -- Pinhead He lives long that lives until all are weary of him He is the Keeper of the Bridge of Death! - King Arthur He doesn't know what she's talking about He does *not* have a straight! -- Worf He knows, Doctor. He knows. - Spock He gets his news from Mad Magazine He couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the 'c' and the 'a' He is so cheap, he quit golf when he lost his ball He doesn't have to worry about making a fool of himself--she's doing the job for him He is a few bricks short of a load He forgets while we drink. - Hawkeye on Frank He is but the first to fall Picard - Tomaluk He did it HIS way He had shot and killed everyone in Tull. - DT I He is considered the most graceful speaker who can say nothing in most words He had felt a woman insane with fear and anger and hate. - DT II He laughs his butt off, doctors think they can re-attach it He has zero K memory He keeps a ten bob note up his nose...JL He could've said, 'Peepee-soaked Heckhole.' - Lawyer He died as he had lived - in his sleep He is the lawful heir whom the marriage demonstrates He hasn't a single redeeming vice He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense He is the fountain of honor He doesn't know what he's talking about He has no diplomatic experience, and he won't ask you to dance. -Ro He goddam mad dog, eh? He died of lead poisoning...high velocity lead poisoning He feels he's a monkey trapped in the body of an ape. -Prof MonkeyHead He landed quite a shot on @TOLAST@'s head! He has become one with his inner self He followed me home from the holosuite. - Jake Sisko He is holding a magnet. Everyone back up. -- Data He is either completely boldfaced honest, or the best liar around He dreamed a god up and called it christianity - NIN He is PERFECTLY stupid - Mike He has no self-control. His wife has it He has false teeth...with braces He look's upholstered - Tom on alien's beard He has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card He hasn't been dead for more than two hours. - Scully He is all fault who has no fault at all He found that almost as annoying as trees He could pick up space herpies -Crow on guy searching UFO He empties cattle for a living - Tom on redneck He knew he was going. Perrin He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly He is poor whose expenses exceed his income He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent He has become 1 w/ himself! He's passed out. That too He has one reliable flaw: Loyalty He liked to like people, therefore people liked him He has an 'outy' in the middle of his head - Crow He has no honour. - Lt. Worf He is now rising from affluence to poverty -- Mark Twain He likes it! Hey Mikey! He couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake He is without honor! He is sentient only because we have made him sentient. The Hunters He did *not* pay royalties. Spock on Mudd He isn't playing with a full deck He has several screws loose He did look a little squirrely back there. - Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos) He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions He is dead, he is damned, he is WEDDED! He has the gall to sell two milking machines to a farmer with one cow, and then took the cow as a down payment He empties cattle for a living. Tom Servo He could pick up space herpies... -- Crow T. Robot He finally admitted it... He really *doesn't* have a brain He has become One with Himself! He is 100K short of a Mb He is a self-made man, and worships his creator He grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough He knows but he knows _NOT_ he knows: he is asleep, awaken him He is Fabio's lesser known heavier brother, Flabio He even sleeps 'crabby' - Crow He did it! He actually did it! -- Crow T. Robot He got the upside, I got the downside He has listed "Reality" as a PREVIOUS address!! He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. - Abe Lincoln He doesn't know who he's talking to He joined the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program He keeps beeping 'no.' Kirk No to what?? McCoy He is a grease spot on the driveway of life He has been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too! He doesn't have all the dots on his dice He has become one with himself! He passed out. That too He could feel the constant vibrationand the smell was death He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes He don't know me vewy well, do he? - Bugs Bunny He had become the boy; the boy had become him. - DT I He knew the precise psychological moment to say no He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull He is no dummy. He is my programmer! He had this habit of chasing cars that were coming towards him He didn't like me! He *NEVER* liked me! -- Riff Raff He desperately needs help [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00021 Date: 03/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:26am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] He has a one bit brain with a parity error! He hit Benny Hill! Mike Good! Crow T. Robot He lived a good life, he had a good time. Amen He did say "Cleared for final" ...didn't he? He is a deeply superficial person He is not afraid to get married: He is avoiding domestic incarceration He has no family back home, no on to miss him or fight for his name He is a fool who cannot be angry, but he is a wise man who will not He is much like Pan, and Pan always bored me. - Apollo re Spock He has a cab forward skull - Mike He has a very good point - on top of his head He has the attention span of a Kender on a double dose of acid He does not send you flowers: He practices botanical bribery He lives in Oklahoma yet is not an Okie. Strange He does not try to score: He attempts a horizontal encounter He has too many lice to feel an itch He does this to me at night-scared the hell outta me-Crow He is surprisingly firm. Nice thighs - Tom He is fighting to survive--There can be only one Duncan He isn't dead; He's electroencephalographically challen He died a natural death - he was hit by a car He got me invested in some kind of fruit company? Forrest Gump He is the dancer and we are the dance He is the light of eternal mind He is not only dull within, but causes dullness wi He hunts us, we hunt him. - Joe Dawson He died taking away your sins ..... NOT your minds! He didn't save *her*. He saved you. -- Methos He drowned in a pool with an average depth of three inches He is covered with scabs he is broken and sore He knew everything about literature, except how to enjoy it He has achieved oneness with his inner being! He followed me home. Can I keep him? He has more crust than a pie factory He drives like a maniac. Naturally.--Picard He had but one eye and the popular prejudice runs in favour of two He is too disputable for my company He is a sheep in sheep's clothing He knows everything there is to know about the Food Chain. - Earl He inserted his disk in the drive He has crispy critter potential! - Tom on imminent fire He has his solar panels aimed at the moon He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without He is the person who brought you the beer milkshake He isn't bald... he just has a tall face He giveth to all life, and breath, and all things He is risen! He is risen! Tell it out with joyful voice! He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly He had been big, he had been powerful, and he had been there He knows not and he KNOWS he knows not: he is a child, teach him He just removed a slinky from her?! - Tom on operation He hadn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde He has a mad posh for the Oriental-- Joel Robinson He isn't exactly working on all thrusters He is simply the finest officer with whom I have ever served- Picard He has a Wessonality disorder He drew a blank, then erased it He dreamed he was a muffler -- he woke up exhausted He knows and he _knows_ he knows: he is a leader, follow him He has been an enigma for a long time He just had his suit polished. Mike Nelson He got his friendliness from his mother. She was man's best friend He didn't want to nail my head to the floor, I had to insist He just removed a slinky from her! Tom Servo He found captain winky! - Ace Ventura He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in of line - NIN He has a manic interest in nature - Tom He had his hat on his lap for a reason - Tom He is sincere. Would anyone pretend to be so obnoxious ! He knows the rules. He's one of the moderators He just keeps going....and going....and going....Ever wonder where? He crapped bigger than me! Joel Robinson He continues to post off topic, he scores! He didn't like Sex and the Single Girl. He believes the more girls the better He died so we don't have to He just smiled and said I think it might snow some - Hendrix He is personality functioning. He has risen from obscurity and is headed for oblivion He hit him on the external occipital protuberance! - G. Monsoon He has a few empty slots on his motherboard He is about to impress us with his piloting skills He knows not his own strength who has not met adversity. B. Jonson He is considered a most graceful speaker who can say nothing in the most ords He is a little young for you, isn't he? - Sisko to Dax He has a mind like a steel trap: Impossible to open He felt something that was all rough and long-haired, He is the *greatest* of lies."--Mulder on Boggs (Beyond the Sea) He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all d He doesn't like you... I don't like you either! - Cantina Patron He is not the full quid He is my close friend, and a great man has been lost He has trouble dealing with reality He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line He lights up a skyscraper like a Chesterfield -Tom sings He has this way of manipulating every little word I say He lived as a devil, eh? He created OLD fossils! Yeah, riiiigghht! He has become One with Himself! He's passed out! That too He doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on He laughs best who laughs least. Ambrose Bierce [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)