--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Have you hugged your On-Line Help guy today? Having a Moderator beats losing an Echo! Having trouble with already uploaded mail? Use NODUPS02.ZIP Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you Having a Sidewinder Missile mean never having to say I'M SORRY! Hayden's Observation: The real world is a special case Have you jump-started a Ford, lately? Have you hugged your computer lately Have you hugged your phaser today? Have you walked the Pattern? -- Zelazny Have you: spiked a punch with other drugs? Have you seen my training bra? - Tom as flabby caveman Have you talked to anyone about these nightmares? - Scully Having an out of body experience - back in an hour Having a foolish daughter means more work for mom. -Was He Died for Me Hayden, AZ: It's illegal to disturb a bullfrog or cottontail rabbit He claims he was just trying to PUSH that sheep through the fence Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief? -- Ed Wood Having a friend you can confide in is better than a million dollars Have you went to Harvard? Hay what's up? How's life? Have you, sir, no sense of decency? T========================================================== Having once Angelic Splendour, now the vilest abomination Have you read Curious George and Mr. Colon? Have you walked the Pattern? Have you hugged my T-shirt today? Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief! Having a great time. Where am I exactly?? Have your people talk to my people Have you learnt to see this thing in whatever form it becomes?-Kirk Have you hugged your cat(s) today? (I did!) Have you read Luke's Contagious! by Lucas Measles? Having trouble with upload mail? Use NODUPS02.ZIP Have you hugged a Genealogist today? Have you seen the Grand Coulee, workin' on the railroad Haven't I see you on a milk carton? Having a good memory is useless unless you have something good to remember Having lost all sense of direction, we doubled our pace! Have you tried reading this echo's regularly-posted FAQ? Have you stopped beating your wife yet? Have you tried Warluck yet? Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn! -Huh? Have you oppressed your peasants today? Have you seen my mind? It wandered again Have you roasted a Conservative today? Having your recipe snagged in this echo is high praise indeed He always did like that mausoleum, put him in it. - Scaramanga He can state the nature of MY medical emergency any time!--Sarah T Have you: felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping in my bed)? Have you lost your mind? - Quark Have you hugged your SYSLOP today? Have you seen my mind? It's wandered off again Have you kissed your hard drive today? He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas He WAS born yesterday! Hawaii is as American as apple poi He Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it Having your tagline snagged in this echo is high praise indeed Have you lived in this village all your life? No, not yet Have you: given your cat or dog a Mohawk or a punk hairdo? Have you hugged your lesbian today? Have you listened to Rush Limbaugh today? Having Email doesn't mean you're "On the Internet." He bellows like a cow standing on her tit He Shoots......He SCOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! Have you tried YRWAY? Latest version is YRWAY1.ZIP Have you seen this tagline? Call 1-800-TAG-THIS! He SLMRed me! He calls that a *little* adventure. -- Riker He carries it well because he's usually right. - Riker He *really* needs a girlfriend He called me a brainless lunatic. I thanked him for the compliment Have you icked your Victor today? --FAB/VBSP slogan Have you seen your RIP today? He chose Joycelyn Elders; want him to choose YOUR doctor?? He adopted it. - Dax Have you selected your characters? -Tom the Dungeonmaster Have you seen Junior's grades...Van Halen He changed his shirt! Must be a disguise! - Mike Have you hugged a Ferengi today? He [Rom] couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back Have you tried our decomposing rats boiled in pus...? He Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard Have you kicked your moderator today? Having children is hereditary. If your parents didn't have you you probably won't either! Have you read Computer Memories by Meg Abight? He can't fight me... I'm Jesse now..-Freddy Krueger Have you talked to Odo? - O'Brien Have you seen Jeremy Dennis? YEAH! He's memorizing Comix Taglines! Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt? Have you seen Junior's GRADES??? He became a pathological liar suffering from severe delusions. -Scully Have you seen any good looking computers lately? Okona Have you hugged your Teddy today? Have you seen the power of SPAM yet, @TOFIRST@? Haven't I seen you on a milk carton? Have you hugged your local gynoterrorist today? Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00016 Date: 03/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:35pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] He come walking, he come talking Have you tried your smile today? Haven't I managed to blend into the wallpaper well enough yet? Have you no sense of Decency or Respect???? Have you made out your will yet? If not, you better! He Fikkie!! NIET in de kabel bijte.%$%$#7*!@NO TERRIER He Who Would Have Nothing to Do With Thorns Must Never Attempt to Gather Flowers !! He calls it comfort food. Neelix on Paris' PBJ sandwiches He (God) has favored our undertakings Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead! -Floyd He cheated. David Have you: introduced someone to 'drugs' in general? Have you hugged your offline reader today? Hazard: Any body of land within 100 yards of any body of water Have you hugged your pharmacist today? He can't come to the phone. He's busy watching television Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror? Have you seen your mother girl? Has she gone away? Have you shouted "MORN!" today? He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now Having a Bajoran for a first officer seems to make sense He came into the world in the usual way... - Harry Chapin Having abandoned my search for the truth as hopeless, I am now looking for a few good fantasies Hazy Shade Of Winter ?? Have your jeans been cybernized? He called it 'Kunat-what?' McCoy Have you suffered through to Rush Limbaugh today? Have you hugged a Klingon today? Have you hugged your moderator today? Having a war? You too can hire the US Military! Have you hugged your dog(s) today? Have you reached a conclusion? Have you noticed how many drivers get real mad if they miss you? He Has both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat Have you hugged you dog today? He choked to death on vomit. Somebody else's vomit He broke the face barrier - Tom on ugly pilot Having a Type "A" for a wife makes life... *Interesting* Having found Truth, I search for Fantasy Haven't I told you a million times not to exaggerate Have you lived here all your life? Have you said THANKS to your shareware author today? Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back He beat Razor Ramon! He beat Razor Ramon! -Heenan -pro wrestling Have you: taken any 'designer' drugs? He calls me (affectionately i think) "curmudgeon" Hazard: Any boat over 2 feet in length He _will_ die because you won't trust me! - Dr. Franklin Haven't I met you before? Have you met Mrs. Ware and her daughter, Tuppa? Have you hugged a cactus today? He Has a few wait states Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having ovaries does not automatically make you a nice person Have you thanked your Sysop lately? Have you hugged your cactus today? Have you noticed how everybody's getting older? He Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat He ain't dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)? He blew his mind out in a car. - Beatles Hay Santa, how much for the list of NAUGHTY girls? Have you tried Woody Allen's `Incestial Seasonings Tea?' He blew the hatch before the lock sealed He choked to death on vomit. Not his, of course Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn! He Disappeared!: Otto Sight He *was* a dude before marriage, now he's subdued Hazard: Any body of water Have your service call my service; our services will do lunch Have you hugged your Modem today? He asked me! He asked me! - Monty Python Hawaiian word for love: ComeonIwannalaya Having lost faith in reality, give me a good fantasy Have you registered your recipe yet? Have you seen Rimmer? No, I'm waiting for him to come out in PB Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all Have you hugged your Klingon today? And lived to tell about it? Have you seen Cliffhanger? -- Dr. Servo Hawkeye, what are we doing? - I was hoping you'd know Have you kissed your Rubber chicken today? Have you? Well, HAVE YOU?!? - Tom to Crow Having the surname Git is hard for my son Spotty Little Two-faced Have you pushed a Ford lately? He Reality-ometer: E[\........]F Hmmph! Thought so He broke out into assholes and shit himself to death Have you thanked your Sysop today? Hawaii where a lei is a bunch of flowers! Have you seen the Army's new "Lee's press on Bayonets?" Hawaii shorts: What a wallet has after a vacation there Have you hugged your computer today..?? He Has the IQ of an ice cube Have you heard the one about...oh, you did?...never mind He ain't a fundi, he's a fungi! - Don Martin Hawaii or Havaii? Havaii. Thanks! You're velcome! Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you spotted a Newcomer today? He believes in love at first sight. It saves time! Have you waxed your armadillo today? He bellows like a Bull standing on his balls [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00017 Date: 03/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:35pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Have you tried the Dionne Warrick Tagline manager? He Deered To Kill a Kings Dare! Haven't you seen a woman before? Brenna He and she are in the house, but there's only me at home Have you kicked your computer today??? Haven't helped at all, have I? Having a good time can be deadly Have you said "THANKS" to your Cat today? He _always_ has to make things difficult! - Intendant Have you typed on an Amiga lately? He broke the face barrier... Tom Servo Have you hugged your logic probe today? Having a .45 means never having to say I'M SORRY! He Has a few screws loose Have you touched noses with your cat today? He became killed & he died - Tom He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small Having a hot time in the old town tonight? -- Feur He cheats, but he's honest about it Have you seen the power of Spam yet, @fn@? Have you tried Rogane or Minoxadi--*$&@### NO HAIRIER He can be such a bitch - Crow on hero Having to be fair is such a drag! He almost lost them in that last edit - Crow T. Robot during car chase Have you noticed that single people aren't married? Have you lived here all your life? Not yet Haw Haw! - Nelson Muntz Having a Sidewinder means never having to say "I'M SORRY!" He came... He saw... He took it all! Have you hugged anyone today? Have you tried 3-way calling & TriModem 1.13? He came, he saw, he conked out Having a beer can't make you pregnant He appears to be suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder He behaved disgraceful, unheard of! He was jealous of her! Tark Have you registered your tagline yet? Have you noticed? Boring people are usually bored Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower Have you made any progress with La Forge? Lore He _did_ it, and then He _hid_ it! Having abandoned quality, I seek taglines in quantity Have you seen Quasimoto? I have a hunch he's back! Have you: fed someone dog food? Hazard: The skipper of any boat over 2 feet in length He behaved disgraceful, undheard of! He was jealous of her! Tark He conquors who endures. - Persius Have you taken a good look at your troops lately?! - Dax2 He breeds all over the world. Debbie Reynolds Have your modem call my modem and we'll do freq. Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited Hazel, South Dakota jeff.schlenker@lake-city.com He can speak French; and therefore he is a traitor. -- Shakespeare Haw, Haw, said Tom dextrously He _will_ die because you won't trust me! --Franklin Have you read Swimming in the Arctic by I. C. Waters? Haven't you heard? There's a police action on. -- Hoolihan to CEW He can't even spell "Nintendo"!!!!!! tsk,tsk Have you uploaded clip art today? He came from Heaven to Earth to show us the way He can get into a stew faster than an oyster Having a Moderator beats losing a Conference! He Sang Get-along Little Doggie, So I Bought A Dachshund Have you stole your Tagline today? Have you rehabilitated yourself? He Has two neurons, and they don't synapse Have you seen my mind? It was wandering again Having abandoned my search for reality, I am now in search of fantasy Having a SIDEWINDER mean never having to say I'M SORRY! Have you noticed how much they look like orchids? Having problems with exams? Use this pattern: ABBACADDABBA He blew a fuse. - James Bond He IS sentient. He is, he is, he IS!--Any Data/HoloDoc fan Have you taunted an extraterrestrial lately? Have you played T.A.G. lately? Have your people call my people. We'll have lunch.- An Important Sysop Have you hugged your porcupine today? Haw Haw! -- Nelson Meany Have you hugged your volcano today? He Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!) Have you read "Fred Can Philosophize!" by Immanuel Kant? Have you seen the bridge? Have you hugged your tribble today? Hawkinson's Law: Every clarification breeds new questions Have you hugged your redhead today??? Have you lost weight? Have you hugged a porcupine today? He can't think without his hat Have you thanked your sysadmin today? Have you hugged a Klingon today (and survived)? Have you seen this M.O. before...? Men cremated alive? - DS (3x19) Have you: been a roadie? Having my mind uncovered - that scares the hell out of me. He asked me! He asked me! Have you noticed how much Ross Perot resembles a Ferengi? He can't be dead, Jim. That'd mean the end of the series Haven't you ever seen a dragon being arrested before? - Capt Vimes Have your modem call my modem and they'll do lunch! Have you hugged your significant other today? He Has the IQ of a salad bar Have you seen those "Vote for Perot" bumper stickers attached with Velcro? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00018 Date: 03/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:24am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] He has been caught cheating on taglines again He keeps blinking 'no.' - Kirk 'No' to what? - McCoy He failed as a proof-reader for M & M's He followed me home from the holodeck. - Jake He forgot he had a robot named Gypsy - Crow to Gypsy He lines up his shot... Hey! What's with the pink bunny! He dances with everything he touches He is the free man whom truth makes free. -- Cowper He gives birth to swimming horses He got the up, I got the down. There's two sides to every Schwartz He has the wisdom of many and the wit of a half He is not bald, he is forehead enhanced He harps on liberal straw men... -TIME on Limbaugh 11-1-93 He dresses a lot like my wife. - Col. Potter on Klinger He couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly He is part of me. He must continue. Companion He likes blood but not the way YOU make it - Crow He is one weird mamma jamma He has the mental agility of a soap dish He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Santa Claus He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him He has fatty enlargement of the ego He is Barney's pen-pal! He knew how to treat a female impersonator He is diagonally parked in a parallel universe He is *perfectly* stupid. Mike Nelson He has it floored in neutral He knew where his towel was. - HHGTTG He eats like a horse afire He has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready He gets in through my dreams somehow-Alice He gots'ta all de charm o' some dirty Christmas card. Cheeeiit He got lost in thought: Unfamiliar Territory He does TOO have to shoot me now! SO SHOOT ME NOW!