--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00012 Date: 03/08/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:03am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Has this ever happend before? - Sheridan Once. - Kosh Have Barney take some pit-bulls out for a walk Hated it! --In Living Color Has anyone noticed the daughter is psychotic? - Crow Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range Hatred doesn't cease by hatred, but only by love. Dhammapada Harley Davidson: Put your ass on some class Hard cookies and warm soda are good for you Has anybody got a plan? G.A. CUSTER Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat Hark, What blight, No wonder Windows breaks Has anyone got an original recipe they can lend me? Has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent" Hastur, Hastur, Hastur...see, nothing hap...ARRRGGGGGHHHHH! Harleys don't vibrate......They Throb!!!! Hast thou found me, oh my enemy? - 1 Kings 21:20 Has the IQ of a salad bar / ice cube Hard disk's full, wonder what this MESSAGE thing is? Harry Browne in '96 - the Libertarian choice! Has God forgotten everything I've done for him? Hardware buffs DO IT in nanoseconds. --A lotta nanoseconds! Has anyone seen our Scout Troop Committee??? Hasta la vista, bossman. - Exterminator Hate to sound so pessimistic, but I'm being realistic Harrier pilots do it by thrust angles.. What!! Has anyone seen the latest version of Luxaflex for Windows..? Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep Have I ever mentioned just how much I like toast? Have Hard Drive that Crashes! Will reload! Hard drive? Why yes, I drove 3,000 miles to get here! Hate Kansas. Hate You. Took Dog. - Dorothy Haste cuisine (Fast French food) Hard drive is quirky and a bit slow (19ms). Have I ever! I haven't mated in 15 minutes! - Tribble Hatred Family Values Hate movie! Giant Tom Servo Has anyone seen my starship? Have I found God? What, did you lose him AGAIN? Haunted? You mean by ghosts? - Fox Mulder (3x19) Hastur, Hastur, Hastur! See, nothing happe{2=@~& LOST CARRIER" Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Harddrive is down and the sexdrive is operational! Hasta la vista, bay-bee Hardware: The part you kick Harpo, you talk too much! Hartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself Hard times for Maximillian Shell - Tom on odd scientist Hare Krishnas: This Sh*t happened before Hated dogs ever since I went to a masquerade ball as a lamp post Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance? Hardrive: (n) contraction of hard drive, loss caused by WIN95 install Has so few thoughts that when he free associates, it's like Hardly anybody ever eats parsley Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare Have I lost the plot already? Crow T. Robot Hard learned lessons are remembered the longest Hark, the Herald Tribune sings / Advertising wondrous things Hateful, isn't it Have I shown you my pet Kzin? Harleys don't leak...they're just marking their spot! Hate New Orleans? Get Lost...in a city rich with culture Harry Mudd:Behind every great man, there is a woman - urging him on Hard work hasn't killed anyone yet, but why take a chance Has anybody seen my back? - BJ Has a few screws loose Hard to stop when your life gets busy on ya, isn't it? - Anna Steven Haunted houses are never locked Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! See, nothing happe$%@!).#^NO CARRIER Have Government -- Need Gun! Hasta la vista, Buckwheat - Tom Hark, what mail from yonder modem breaks? Have I got an old computer? Excuse me, time to change a vacuum tube Hard drives are better than soft putts Harley's run fine under OS/2.....why? Hate liberals? Try calling Gingrich the next time your S S I is robbed Hate the sin but love the sinner Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough Hasta la pizza Hard drive = Mother-in-law in the back seat Have Counselor Cleavage, er, Troi, meet me in my cabin Hardship is often God strenghtening us Has anyone here seen my old friend Bambi's Mother? - Folk Singer Hard reality has a way of cramping your style. --Daniel Dennett Have Modem. Will LEEEECH! Hard rock. Heavy metal. Natural textures? Has history ever recorded a time when the majority was right? Hark! The ghost of Einstein comes hither! Have A Nice Day, before some JERK messes it up! Hate is something to be nurtured. -- Dr. Don Prescott Hatred, simple Rage without focus, is the gateway to the Wyrm Hava Nagila, have 2 nagila, have 3 nagila, they're very small Have I been guilty all this time? -Pink Floyd Hate...no such word in the eyes of the lord Have *I* found Jesus? Nowasn't mine to lose Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! See, no)(*^%&^%!@# NO CARRIER Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated Hark! What mail from yon modem breaks Harry Mudd: Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! Has an ego like a black hole Hard drive full: (A)bort (R)etry (D)elete MS Dinwoes [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00013 Date: 03/08/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:03am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it? Hardware: The part you kick. Software: No comment Has that file been saved? No, but we're praying for it! Hardly the description of a monster. Bender Have *I* found Jesus? No... have you tried the Yellow Pages? Hardware: the parts of the computer that can be kicked Have I been on a bad run. How bad? 107 years! Has anyone seen my sanity? If so, shoot it! Has two neurons separated by a spirochete Has anyone got any ideas what I am doing wrong? Has the IQ of a salad bar Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg Hardly the time to teach you the true nature on the universe! - Q Hard drive: stick shift, no power steering Harrassment! - Dr. F as guy slaps girl on the butt Have I lost the plot already? - Crow Hasty schizophrenics do things in a lickity split way Has anyone seen my miss-quote key? Hasta la vista, porky! Siskel to Ebert Hate. Love. All the same. Burn the world down Has two neurons, and they don't synapse Hastur, Hastur, Hast{2=@~& LOST CARRIER Hate New Orleans? Wake up...and smell the Cafe au Lait. Hardware hackers will do it on the bus Hatred stirs up disputes but love covers all offenses Hard work has a future payoff ... Laziness pays off now! Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Harding-Bobbitt soft drink: CLUB soda on ICE with a SLICE Have *I* found Jesus? Nonot my week to watch him Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance? Hath not an alien eyes? Or buttocks? - Harry, 3rd Rock from the Sun Have Barney join the circus as the human cannon ball Hatred is blind...as well as love Hardcore Rulez! Has anyone seen the cat lately - A.H. "Vacation" Have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. - Whale Has anybody seen my shaving brush? --Occam Hard work never hurt anyone, but I'm not taking any chances Harken ye, Wench, I Require Wine, Song, and Entertainment Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now Have Bob Barker spayed or neutered. -- your cat or dog Has anyone got an original Tagline they can lend me? Has anyone seen my pocket? I lost my Pocket Computer! Harry Gant #33 - the Bandit's Last Run 1994 Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit Has anyone found my marbles? Harmonic Minor: A good music student Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi Hasta la vista, baby! -- Richie Ryan Has it floored in neutral Hatch: Can you say 'glue'? Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances? Have I been forgetful? Sorry, I don't remember Hare Hardin, Hare Hardin, Proyam proyam, Hare Hare Hard landing! That cross wind was pretty strong Captain :-) Have *you* ever tried carrying a building? - Stonewall Harness the sexual tension between Mcneil and Lehrer! Hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain Have Barney drive a 1973 Pinto during rush hour Have I? Well yes...I suppose I have if you say so. - Dax Has anyone seen my pet eighteen foot anaconda? Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal Hate you. Hate Kansas. Took the dog. ---Dorothy Has he changed his mind? - Odo Hardware: the part you kick Hardware, Firmware, Software, Vaporware and NOW Wetware Hate the Rich? Try getting a job from the Poor Hastur! See nothing happen %$##% NO CARRIER Hatred is not a family value Hastur, He who must not be named - oops! *%)@ NO CARRIER Has anybody seen the question? Has he got any holes in him? -- Martin Riggs Hardware is the part of the computer that can be kicked Has anyone seen my lost carrier? Have Spoon Will Travel Have Rodney King take Barney out for a night on the town Hatred, n.: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's uperiority Hatchet: What a hen does with an egg Hardware too soft Harry Mudd: Men will always be men -- no matter where they are Harvesting the Terry cloth fortune since 1409 Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok! Have *you* cuddled you batchfiles today? Have I made my point yet? Hard disk parking: .10/mb for the 1st 2 hrs; all day=$25 Have I got a deal for you! Harley riders never die... They move to Sturgis! Has anyone seen my Amiga? Joel Robinson Has anyone seen my roots? Hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch Hastings's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it Has HELL frozen over yet? Haste makes waste Have Barney buy lake-front property in the Midwest Hark! Hark! Harwich for the continent. Frinton for the incontinent Hartley's Second Law: Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you Hasta La Bye-Bye! - Don Schanke Haughty dragon yearns to slay Hardware: Parts of a computer which can be kicked [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00014 Date: 03/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:34pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Having a Smoking Section in a restaurant is a little like having a Peeing Section in a pool! Have you taunted a Conservative today? Having a Prince Albert means never losing your car keys Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain Haven't you figured it out Yet!? I'm a Mean and Spiteful person!! Having a few technical difficulties - TV's Frank Have you reconsidered a computer career? He bears the seed of ruin in himself. --Arnold Have you, sir, no sense of decency? Tom Servo Have you hugged your Intelec Moderator today? He blew a fuse. - 007 Hazardous laser radiation..do not look directly into beam Have you hugged your quadruped today? Have you read "Handel's Messiah" by Ollie Luyah? He broke the face barrier - Tom Servo on ugly pilot He calls when I'm alone, and he calls when I'm not home Have you hugged a Chtorran today? Have you met my pet? - Dot Have you said "THANKS" to your Moderator today? Haven't made love to a woman w/teeth in so long - Tom Have you read a book called The Bible? I hear it's a bestseller Hazy Shade Of Winter -- Bangles Have your priestess call my priestess, we'll do cakes and wine Have you hugged your keyboard today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you roasted a Liberal today? Have you seen Quasimodo lately? I have a hunch he's back Having abandoned the search for truth, I'm looking for a good fantasy Have your way with me, but don't bite off more than you can chew! :) Have you read the book "Animal Scents" - by Farrah Mones? Have you noticed? The older you get,the older old gets? He Has a few birds loose in the attic Have you maggots in your brains? - Fletcher Have you hugged a tree today? He Who Puts God First Will Be Happy At Last! Have you read the book? The movie pales in comparison Haven't had sex for so long, I forget who gets tied up! Having children will turn you into your parents He can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff Have you hugged your dog today? Haz Mat Jim from PA! Haven't you ever heard of a joke? He called the other day and cursed me through my answering machine - Having failed to conquer myself, I hope for an alliance He Sprays It Like Icy Death From Bloody Stumps! - Crow Have you sent in a Dumb Coupon today? Have you noticed some taglines sound like fortune cookies? Have you seen Quasimodo? I've a hunch he's back Have you seen my car keys? Have you hugged your favorite sysbelle lately? Hawaiian word for love: CmonIwannalaya Having studied Christianity, I became Pagan Have you hugged your computer today? Well don't, people might wonder Have you seen my mind? It's been wandering again Hayes Smartmodem - conflict of terms or an oxymoron? He chortled his birthday. (Shakespeare) Having the ability to play an instrument is priceless Have you seen a man who's lost his luggage? * Suitcase Having used 14400 bps, even 9600 bps is slow! Have you noticed how everybody else is getting older ? Have you hugged your modem lately? He always drinks it hot. HOT! With lemon! Neelix Have you: committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)? He came from the shallow end of the gene pool Having a lovely time. Glad you're not here Haven't you ever slaughtered someone? Uncle Fester Have you hugged your kid today? Have you: told shaggy dog stories? Have you hugged your creatures lately???? Have you hugged your aardvark today? Having fun gives me prickly heat Have you met the other Fox yet? My Fox... Jym? - Myra I Fox Have you hugged Worf today (and survived)? Have you hugged a lesbian today? Having blessed the field, his Buffalo fades He ain't wrapped too tight He Has signs on both ears saying "Space for Rent" Haven't we met some where before? Hawaiian Shorts: What a wallet has after a vacation there Having trouble, gentlemen? - Kirk Have you read Out on Parole by Freda Convict? Have you sunk a floater today? Have you said THANKS to your Sysop today? Having it all doesn't mean having it all at once Have you hugged yourself lately? Have you noticed that married people aren't single? Have you: taken PCP or other veterinary drug? Have you seen my cod-piece? Having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting'. -- Spock Have you realized that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Have you hugged an electron today ? Have you seen Cliffhanger? - Dr. Servo to Crow Haydn wrote 104 symphonies; they never wrote back He became the Son of Man, that we might become sons of God Have you seen Mark Holtz? Have you checked my front bumper? Have you hugged a Klingon today (and lived)? Hawk looks down from lofty flight Hawaiian Jeopardy? "I'd like to buy the 73 A's!" He called Coyote Pete a Liar! Having sex with computers results in baby calculators [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00015 Date: 03/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:34pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines