--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Happiness is Bill and Hillary's picture on a milk carton Happiness is DEAD AIR at 25 mph! Happy as a fly on shit Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on a milk carton Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! X Stimpy Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember Happiness is always found in ditching school!!! Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder Happy as a vampire in a blood bank Hapiness is a warm gun. Bang-bang. Shoot-shoot Happiness is a big fat uranium demodulating hypersphere Happiness is(deleted for your protection) Happiness is finding special characters Happy Birthday. Bitch! smash Right back at you! twang Happiness is no more Mickeysoft! Hooray for Novell DOS! Happy people make me sick. - Grumpy Happy Belated Birthday....Fire trucks are enroute Happiness is not a destination....it is a way of life Hard Disk Park? Is that a Disneyland attraction? Happy fish swim through turquoise dreams...unaware Happiness is being a lesbian! Hanging: an early western form of bungie jumping Hannibal couldn't have lost better Happy birthday to your inner child Happy is the child whose father died rich Happiness is seeing your boss's face on a milk cartoon Harass Sarah Happy complaining, Myra ! Happiness is a pussy on my face and another on my lap Happiness is like a piano. Both should be practiced Happy Birthday Jesus! Happiness is sleeping with 3 kats on your head! Happiness is a computer that does not smoke Happy complaining, Bob! Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre - Now playing: "Man of La Muncha" Happiness: Lubbock, TX, in the rearview mirror Happiness is marrying your best friend's girlfriend Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way -Floyd Happiness- Rush on a milk carton Happiness is a fully charged CMOS! Happiness is a recent full backup Happiness is the Moderator's face on a milk carton! Hard DISK? But I thought we were talking computers Happiness is something I know nothing about. Laurence Olivier Happiness is slam dunkin' a lesbian Happiness is seeing your ex-wife on a milk carton Happy birthday to me! Hankfrankin': Watching 'Monday Night Football.' Hapiness is a warm modem Happy...Birthday...Senator - Crow imitates Marilyn Monroe Happiness is Being A SysOp Happiness is a tagline you haven't seen a hundred times already Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory Happiness is my cock in your velvet vise Happiness is Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Happiness is a solved puzzle Happiness is what counts for our children - Veruca's mother Har, har, har - this one is good! easy to translate also:-) Happiness- Seeing your picture on a milk carton Happy people rarely correct their faults Happy Days are here again!! Happiness is... Barney and a belt-fed weapon! Happiness is me in a bar, and Orville buying the drinks! Hank Peters, Italian Grocer - Mike Happiness is being left comatose by your lovers Harcourt? Harcourt Mudd! ... are you listening to me? Happy Early Birthday! :) Hanging fruits make part of the land Happiness can't buy money Happiness is a moderator with a good sense of humor Happiness is Killing Orcs Happyness is:Diskcopying from your TARGET to your SOURCE Happy birthday, Lazarus Long. Many happy returns Happy Trails on the info. exchange highway! Happy? I was locked in one of Quarks holosuites for 6 days. - WOW! Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton! Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others Happiness is finding a clean public toilet! Happiness is a twit filter Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while... -Led Zeppelin Happy Mother's Day to all you mother's! Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes Happy Birthday, Brent Spiner...February 2, 1949 Happier than a carp on a tent Happy Holidays and a Wonderful 1994 to you and yours! Happiness is a 50 grainer at 4100 FPS Hard Disk error! Disk is soft... Harden it, then try Happiness is singing in a Barbershop Quartet!! Happy Holidays - Keep the Taglines comming Happiness is owning your own TSR Holodeck! Hard Drive... The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen Happiness is MANDATORY, Citizen. Are you HAPPY?-Alpha Complex Happiness is a warm gun Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2 Happiness is SysOpping a good board Happiness: a BBS with an 800 number! Happiness is seeing the Devils on a milk carton [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00006 Date: 03/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:32am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Happiness is MANDATORY, Citizen. Are you HAPPY?-Alpha Complex Computer Happiness is a collection of QUALITY taglines Happiest of Holidays, from Ramblin' Roots! Happy Modeming, Always! Happy Holidays Everyone Happiness is watching two lesbians do their thing Happiness: a perfume you can't give away without getting some yourself Happiness is not a goal. It's a by-product Happiness is a big block of chocolate Happiness is planet Earth in your rearview mirror Happy Death Day to Rimmer! --Lister, The Cat, and Holly Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows Hard DISK?!! Sorry lady, I must have misunderstood Hard *DISKS*? Gee, lady...I misunderstood you Happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers Happy News: Monogram company has initial success Happy little life-forms! - Data, Generations Hard Disk? Gee lady, I misunderstood you., J. Holmes Happiness is no vague dream, of that I now feel certain. Happiness is seeing Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton Happy, happy, joy, joy. - Stimpy the Cat Happiness is seeing the Red Wings on a milk carton Happiness:something to do, to hope for, and to love Happiness of deafness means u'll never have 2 hear moaning and Happiness is a loaded weapon and a short cut is better by far... - SoM Happiness is getting mail & having replies delivered! :-) Hangover: The wrath of grapes Hard Disk Full. Fake empty space Y/N? Happiness is Clintons picture on a milk carton Happy Happy Kill Kill Happy MM'ing Happiness is a being a lesbian! Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers Happiness is seeing Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton Happiness won't buy money Happyness: Shampoo dissolving in your hot tub Happiness: one inch patterns at 100 yards Happy as a lurker stirring crap in the background (netmail)! Happiness is never having to say your Tory Happiness is George Bush behind bars Happy is the blonde who can keep her hair light and her past dark Happy feet...I've got those happy feet Hanging, n. Early form of bungee-jumping, practiced in the Old West Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip Happy New Year!: by Mary Christmas Happiness is a delusion Happiness is a warm gun. Bang-bang. Shoot-shoot Happiness is your favourite program moving to Windows Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement Happiness, like misery, is usually self-inflicted Hannibal Lecter is my psychiatrist Happiness is using Novell DOS....! Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states) Happiness seems so hard to win Happy Quaking!! Happy. -Sanzip Raphael (1483-1520), Italian painter, last word Happy DS9 dreams. - Anna Steven Hard Drive Error: bort etry iss your data goodbye! Hard Rock Cafe's just don't work everywhere -- Crow T. Robot Happiness: Changing TV Channels when football is on Happiness is a Pig in Mud Happiness is a pair of sticky shorts Hard DISK?? Gee lady I must have misunderstood you Happiness is a hard drive! Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife Happiness is Bill Clinton's picture on a milk carton Happiness is a positive cash flow Happiness is a warm kitten, said the Anaconda Happiness is seeing your enemy with his genitals on fire! Happiness is a Window that won't go away #) Happy? I couldn't be happier if I had good sense! Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity Hanki sinkin Smurffilauta Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! Have a few for me - I can't Happiness: A warm modem and a high CPS count Harass? No, her ass did nothing for me, but her tits Happy as a Raptor in the marketplace. -Beatles misheard Hangnail: Coat hook Happy is the blond who can keep her hair light and her past dark Happiness is a 56 Ford with a kick-ass power plant Hank's Rules: Rule #1, no noise... -- Sam Beckett Happiness is having ALL the Death's Head II comics and collectables! Happiness is seeing the Sabres on a milk carton Happiness is a warp drive and six-pack of Romulan ale Happy New Year @TOFIRST@! Happiness is a choice Happiness is singing in a Barbershop Chorus!! Happiness is wading on a waterbed Happiness is finding the owner of a lost bikini! Happy dragons thrum... Join the thrum corps today! Happiness is a cat who thinks like you do Happiness is a smirking face, a smoking gun, and your ex on the floor Happiness is your favorite program coverted to Windows Happiness is a warm puppy. said the boa constrictor Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in lenght. R. Frost Happiness: Three Clinton faces on a milk carton Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way Happy Crimble...and a Very New Year! Happy as a schizoid in a hall of mirrors [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00007 Date: 03/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:32am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Happiness is seeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton Happiness: waking up and seeing your boss' picture on the milk carton Happy hour is over, Taco Beelzebub! Dr. Forrester Happy Yak Shaving Day, boys and girls! Hangmen are real swingers! Happy: Paid too much -work evaluationese Happiness? Beernuts, remote control and a 486! Happiness is seeing the Whalers on a milk carton Hard DISK? Darn, I misread the advertisement. Old Maid Happiness is a red Testa Rossa in my driveway! Happy Holidecks, said Worf in his Santa suit Happiness is a warm dry caboose! Happy as a lurker stirring shit in the background! Happiness is seeing the Penguins on a milk carton Happenings in Ages Past affect the Present as nothing in the Future! Hard Drive? I hardly ever drive let alone a hard one Happiness is me in a bar, and you buying the drinks! Happiness is Long Steady Distance HappinessSeeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy. -Thump- Happiness is a computer without Windows! Happinesss is a warm puppy said the anaconda Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles Hard Drive: What golfers wish for Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton Hangloose from the rooftop Happiness is.. hmmm, sounds like the rumblings of an incipient taglne! Hanging upside down from the ceiling Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, Oldtimer Happiness is a mild-tempered Moderator Happiness is twin floppies Happiness is found along the way, not at the end of the road Hard DISK? Sorry lady, I thought you said something else! Happiness is not a destination. It's a way of life Happiness is a computer with a sense of humor Happiness is Shampoo dissolving in your hot tub Happiness is a warm boot Harcourt!! Happiness is a mystery, and should never be rationalized Happy happy, joy joy! Happy ALL month long, I am!!! ;) Happy Couple: Deaf Husband & Blind Wife Hanging : 1. n An early western form of bungee jumping Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre: "For a deliciously good time." Happiness is merely the remission of pain Happy people must know something we don't. Garfield Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton Hard Drive Backed Up? Try Hex-Lax! Happy tags to you, until we meet again Happiness is a a wife who cooks your diet meals without complaining! Happiness is ....the journey Happiness is your favorite programs moving to Windows. NOT! Happiness is a HeathKit disruptor kit Happy trails to you Hard Drive Crash. Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree Happiness: Me in a bar, Myra I buying the drinks! Happiness is finding a card that's worth more than the box! Happyness can be found in the bottom of a klien bottle. -- The Peanut Gallery Happy Holidays! Season Greetings! Happy Wood Dog Losar! Tibetan New Year 2121 Happiness is...Helping others Happiness is a warm puppy said the anaconda Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination. -- Kant Happy is he ... whose hope is in the Lord his God. Psalms 146:5 Happy complaining, Orville! Happy Happy Joy Joy! - Stinky Wizzleteats No 1 Hit Song Happiness is good health and a short memory-A.S Happiness is marrying your best friend Hangnail (def.) - Coat hook Happy little trees are irrelevant. - Bob Ross of Borg Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor! Happiness is a well maintained skip list! Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer! Happiness is a practicing Cleavage Inspector Hard DISK?! Gee, guy, I misunderstood Happiness = Reality - Expectations Hard Drive: The commute to work every morning Happy landings, pretzel boy! Happiness is a warm glock Hard Drive failure: A)bort R)etry C)ry Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion Happiness is wanting what you have Happiness is biting your parrot back Happiness is a warm dragon Hard Disk? I thought it said Hard..... Disgruntled Lady Happiness is - CONNECT 14400/ARQ/V32/V42BIS Happiness is a big dildo in your pussy Happiness is having the time to enjoy learning! Happiness is a warm phaser Happiness is a one-cheek sneak in church Happiness is a warm modem Happiness is a warm puppy. said the anaconda Happiness is a state of mind. Not happy? Change your mind Happiness is cold revenge, a warm phaser, and a hot Bajoran! Happy as Michelle Pfeifers underpants Happiness: Converting into a subatomic dissociated matter stream Hard Drive Failure - (R)etry (A)bort (S)uicide Happiness is seeing the Blues on a milk carton Happiness is having the fastest modem on the block! Happiness: Seeing your ex-husband's picture on a milk carton [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00008 Date: 03/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:32am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Happy Holidays, whatever you're celebrating! Happy Trails to you, until we meet again Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime Happiness is a way of life Happy as a hog eating cow manure - well lick my lips! Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear view mirror Happiness is a large tax refund cheque Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement. Old Maid Happier than a puppy with two peckers Hard Disk failure! A)bort R)etry T)ake Prozac Happyness is a hot, dripping, mouthful of Shampoo in the shower! Happiness is a lapfull of warm cat! Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre: "For a tasteful evening." Happiness: Me in a bar, Myra buying the drinks! Happiness is eating Fried Egg sandwiches ! Happiness: Me in a bar, Bob buying the drinks! Hard Drive Error - (R)etry (A)bort (P)anic Happy what to whom? - Natalie Lambert Happiness is owing the IRS $50,000 when you die Happiness is a live, warm body next to you Happiness is having ALL Star Trek shows on videotape! Hard and blue, but soft as kittens feet Happiness is an obedient dragon Happiness:When the dog stops cleaning the litter box Happiness is seeing your ex's picture on a milk carton Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you Happiness is a warm puppy, said the anaconda Happy as a Pig in Mud! Happiness is being furry Happyness is Killing Orcs Happiness is Type Creation. ;-) Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks Happy, Happy, ... Joy, Joy! Ren & Stimpy 1993 Happiness and good fortune inevitably happen to someone else Hard Drive = What your computer would do if it had a car Happy happy! Joy Joy! - Stimpson J. Cat Happiness is seeing the Patriots severed head emblem on a milk carton! Happiness is seeing the Lightnings on a milk carton Happiness is a warm gun. --Klingon Proverb Happiness is the best revenge Happiness is having all Star Trek episodes on videotape Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) -Canadian Cmas Happiness is loving what you do and getting paid for it Happiness is attending an IndyCar race Hapiness is seeing you ex-wife in a milk carton Happiness is a computer with a good sense of humor Happyness is a 1956 Ford Fairlane with a 312 Police Intercepter! Harass an agnostic! Burn a question mark in his yard! Hard DISK? I'm terribly sorry, I must have misunderstood Happiness is an MG34 and an endless belt Happiness is seeing the Rangers on a milk carton Happiness is: Being able to speak English even in Miami, Florida! Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others Hangover: the mourning after the night before Happiness is seeing the Maple Leafs on a milk carton Hans, what kind of a name is "Hans?" - Garibaldi Hangover: the wrath of grapes Happy as a card collector trapped in the Topps factory! Happiness is seeing the Panthers on a milk carton Happiness is a high speed modem Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN Happy St. Patrick's Day! Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes! Happiness is.. NO WINDOWS! Happiness is not all it's cracked up to be Happiness is seeing your boss' picture on a milk carton! Happiness is possible only to a rational man Happy hour always wins out... Mike Nelson Happy Halloween, ladies! - The Kurgan Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Happiness:(n.) A computer without WINDOWS! Hard Drive:taking a long car ride with your mother-in-law Happiness is mandatory Happiness is seeing your sweet, moist pussy Happy Holidays. Wishing you a very prosperous 1996! Happiness is: Elusive and Ephemeral Happiness will be found only in true love Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering Happy Holloweenie from Sunny San Diego, Ca Happiness is Earth -- in your rear-view mirror Happy people don't make history. - French proverb Happy Pines escapee! Happiness is a having a twit filter Happy is she (he) who machine knits! Happy Holidays...Merry Christmas...Happy New Year...to all! - RASTA Happiness- Seeing Clinton's picture on a milk carton Happiness is seeing the Bruins on a milk carton Hard DISK?!! Gosh lady, I guess I misunderstood Hard Drive: Where a modem shoves it's junk! Happiness is Being A Moderator Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! - Calvin Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman Happiness descended upon him. He didn't even have time to step aside Happy was Adam. He didn't have neither mother-in-law nor allies Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy Hansen's Library Axiom: The closest library doesn't have the material you eed Hard Drive: Taking a long car trip with your mother-in-law! [End Tags]