--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00010 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:47pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 6 of 7 Ticks suck blood. Do you suck blood? - Diner customer, to the Tick to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily fried food...- Tick "Tough nut, heh? Well, I've cracked a couple of 'em." - The Tick "Two words, Tick. Chick Magnet." - Die Fladermaus, about moustache "Uh, yeah...I suck blood all the time." - The Tick "Unconfirmed?" What are the odds?! - The Tick Until I was 13 I thought I WAS the coffee table! - Empress Ottoman Urchin! You're rich! - Arthur Yeah, rich in spirit. - Sewer Urchin Ushers, prepare to "ush"! - The Tick at Dot's Wedding "Venus, Love Goddess, you toy with the hearts of men!" - The Tick "Villains ALWAYS have antidotes. They're funny that way." - The Tick "Villains, I say to you now, knock off that evil!" - The Tick "Waitasecond! Smells like AMBUSH!" - The Tick "Watch out, Chum, those aren't hard candies!" - Tick, about bullets Watch this. I saw it in a movie once. - Tick trying to make diamonds "Water! People swim in water!" [Tick] We were hoping it would distract him from this `evil' thing... [Tick] We got those on Earth, we knock them into little pockets with sticks. We have to use untested new technology to achieve the speed of LINT!! "WE LOOK COOL!!" - The Tick, with Arthur on Two-Eyed Jack's motorcycle "We are a Justice Sandwich! No toppings necessary!" - The Tick We KILLED Santa!! - The Tick We don't aim our super power weapons at other super heroes. - The Tick "We're chocolate-covered, and we're going down!" - Captain Decency "We're gonna eat your brain!" [The Tick] "We're gonna save the universe! Isn't that BOSS?" - The Tick "We're super heroes, something ALWAYS happens." - The Tick We're with the government! We want that moustache! - Jim Rave, Tick "We've got many a TV dinner to heat unevenly ourselves." - The Tick "Well, don't count your weasels before they pop, Dink!" -Tick to Barry Well, here, try Arthur, he's an anxious little dude! - The Tick Well, I think I pulled a tendon or something... -Die Fladermaus [Tick] Well, I'll try anything once. - The Tick Well, it's tingly, uncomfortable, but it gets the job done...-The Tick Well, that's new! Z-Z-ZAP!!...Ooo-kay...- The Tick "Well, this is disappointing" - The Tick Well, you can't be The Tick. Ticks are arachnids, they got eight legs. "Well, once again we find that clowning and anarchy don't mix. - Tick "Well, that was a little dancie." - The Tick Weren't you supposed to OUTGROW your evil ways?! - The Tick to Charles "What a show! What atmosphere! What fun! And for FREE!" - The Tick What could go wrong in a swell place like "The Evil Eye"? - The Tick What flavor is your filling?...Oooh, LIGHTNING-flavor! - DieFladermaus What happened? You don't want to know, Die FAINTermaus.-AmericanMaid "What perversity is this?" - The Tick What we got on our hands now is what we call a "lull". - The Tick What?" "You know,the part where you examine your specimen..."-The Tick "What'd you do, step in a pig?" - The Tick, to the Deadly Bulb When evil is afoot and you have no arms you gotta use your head. -Tick When he gets to the sugar, he'll find the bitter taste of justice!TICK When you were in my mouth fighting my tongue, was that weird? - Neal "When you're good and crazy, the sky is the LIMIT!" - The Tick "Wherever Evil puts it's giant, ill-smelling foot..." - The Tick Where's baby?..our little bundle of joy? And he'll be in PRISON! -Tick When I'm feeling like a raving dingdong I try a nice Camomile tea.TICK Where were we...? Ah, yes--CLONING! - Thrakazog [The Tick] Whip out those weird instruments of science and probe away! - The Tick "With TWEEZERS?! I don't think so..." - Carmelita to Arthur "Who would've thought that dolphins can go bad?" - The Tick "Whoa! Hey there, Loose Cannon!" - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] "WHOA, KEEN! The TICK CAM!!" - The Tick Why don't you get REAL jobs, you tanning booth disasters?! - The Fin Why don't you go smell up some cave? - American Maid to DieFladermaus Wow! They have a blimp! - The Tick Yeah,but you gotta chair for a head! You're really a freak! Chromedome "Yeah, definitely underground...very resistant..." - Sewer Urchin "Yeah! He can sqwoosh rocks!" [The Tick] "Yeast Devil! Back to the oven that baked you!"- Tick, to a bread bomb "Yeeaahh, I'm def-in-ate-ly an excellent Super Hero...-Sewer Urchin Yeech! I can taste...EVERTTHING! - Arthur in Tongue-Tongue's body Yeech! Put that thing away, wiggy tongue-man! - The Tick to Mung-Mung "Yep. You got a planet stuck in your ear." - The Tick, to Omnipotus "Yes, Arthur, you've got something I need in your suit!" - Carmelita "Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing!" - The Tick "You are... Barrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarry..."-The Tick "You are Here? Being "Here" is a lot like being lost." -The Tick You are the most pathetic super villain I ever saw!-The Terror You can thank my dental hygienist for our untimely aliveness! - Tick "You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck!" - Arthur "You do battle with the nose of your birth???" -The Tick "You face the sworn protectors of the city...you face The Tick! " You brought this on yourself, Little Mister!-Tick to Charles the Brain You can lay an egg and still feel like a man! - The Tick You can play pajama police all you want, but we run this town. [Tick] You can't judge a sewer by its manhole cover. - The Tick You don't eat crackers in the bed of your future. - The Tick You get the occasional evil morning person, but rarely before 7:30... You have crossed the path of DIE FLADERMAUS!...which is ok...really... You have nothing to fear from Tongue-Tongue, he's only tasting you. "You know, for a cord this big, $10.98 is really a bargain." -The Tick "You know, for a lovable dolphin, he's pretty hostile..." -The Tick You know, I love a woman that dresses in stainless steel..-D.Maus,TICK You know, I've read about this kinda thing at a check-out counter.Tick You know we have your phone number. - Mayor Which is useful. - Tick You know, when a tomato grows out your head, it gets you thinking.TICK "You know, you can be quite cryptic at time." - The Tick You may want to shield yourself with your dessert menus! - The Tick you notice that a lot of these villains kinda have a motif going.-Tick You over-confident dips! You've lost and you don't even know it! - Fin You remember Skippy? [cyber-dog] I had him FIXED. - Charles the Brain ... You take him to Doctor Sniff.- Arthur, to Tick, about Speak the rodent ___ Blue--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00011 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:47pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 7 of 7 "You want to elaborate on that second part?" - Die Fladermaus [Tick] You...you JERK! - Arthur, to Chairface [The Tick] You'll be working such long hours..sowing fear and all... - D. Maus "You'll need more than that to unscrew my cork, Frenchie!" -The Tick "You'll never catch the Angry Red Herring!" - Milton Roe, Fishmonger You're a rodent...and that's your lifestyle choice...-Tick to Speak You're becoming quite the royal pain! Octo Paganini to King of Belgium "You're good and I'm evil." -Empress "To-ma-to, to-mat-o." -D.Maus "You're just some head in a Water Cooler!" - The Tick, to Capt. Sanity You're no special agent, you're just a jerk who hates moustaches!-Tick You're no threat to humanity--except for the GROSS-OUT factor! - Tick "You're not gonna eat my planet, Mister!" - The Tick "You're not going to hurt the funny bunny man!" [The Tick] You're just going sane in a crazy world! - The Tick to Arthur You're not mad scientists! You're a bunch of HIPPIES! - Chromedome You're not really misunderstood at all, are you Charles? - Mom [Tick] You're saying we have to FIND the fiend to use the Fiend Finder? -Tick You're so incredibly immature! Sticks and stones, BA-BY! -Fladermaus You're so...*NOT* Arthur!! - The Tick, to Carmelita You've got arrested development written all over you. - American Maid You've kept the faith longer than any sane adult. - Santa to The Tick Your culinary crimewave has just crashed against the shores of justice! Your fun is finished, you vicious little dweeb! - The Tick, to Charles Your hair is like a halo of mouse brown fire. - The Tick `Your mind is under my control...'- Mr Mental `Whoa...okay...'- Tick Your ship runs on FEAR?! Wiggy!! Well, fill'er up boys!! - The Tick Zipperneck! Show'em your stuff! Aggghh! UNSIGHTLY! - The Tick ... Able to leap tall buildings with only minor structural damage! TICK! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3G00000 Date: 03/11/98 From: TATE STANDEN Time: 10:55pm \/To: BARB MURPHY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Confucious say... BM> ... Life's truths are only found on T-shirts and tag lines! Also in Murphy's Law.(That utter,UTTER bastard) --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: The Gaulish Village Auckland, New Zealand (3:772/1615) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3G00001 Date: 03/11/98 From: TATE STANDEN Time: 10:55pm \/To: PAULA PELLETIER (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Confucious say... Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Confucious' cook says: Place inside moderate oven (approx. 180 degrees C) and bake til golden brown. --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: The Gaulish Village Auckland, New Zealand (3:772/1615) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3H00000 Date: 03/11/98 From: CRAIG HUTCHISON Time: 09:32pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Amiga Tags G'day Ricky, In a message dated 16 Feb 98 you wrote to All: RF> Kamek the TagKoopa here, looking for Anti-Amiga and Amiga-Bashing RF> taglines... Please reply ASAP, I'll give you anything I've got. TIA RF> ^_^ 1998 The year the AMIGA comes of age. 486 to 286 conversion kit now available. Call Microsoft. 50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088. A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. Amiga computers: Dividing properly since 1985. Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead! AMIGA POWER FOREVER !! Amiga: The computer with a /real/ fanclub. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amigas take a lickin', but keep on kickin'! And I thought a Mac was a raincoat! And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS Windows. But honey, an Amiga 4000T is a wonderful typewriter!!! Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS. Coincidence? Deodorants and Pentiums - When being close is all that counts. DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something DOSSHELL? Of course DOS is hell. Get that PC off my bridge, Number One! Bring the Amiga! Guru Meditation #81000004.4655434B Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 Have you hugged your */AMIGA/* today? I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale. I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated. I just got a new floppy drive for my Pentium. Great trade! I've got news for ya, not only is GOD a woman, she uses an AMIGA. IBM - Computer for the Empty Mind IBM - I Blame Microsoft IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY! If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows NT. If there's no /Amigas/ in heaven, I'm not going. Just say no! (To IBM) Know what I like about Windows? Not a damned thing. Mary had a little RAM. Not enough to load Win95! MicroSoft -- Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY! MicroSoft tech support: "Remove all useful utilities from your system..." Microsoft: The Acme of computer software MS-DOS: the McDonald's of operating systems. Nobody expects the Amiga acquisition! Old Amigas never die. They're just multitasking in the background. JGMH Pentium - Redefining the PC! (and Mathematics) Press -- to continue. Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming. Team AMIGA, something C= never had. Team AMIGA, we're different. Team AMIGA: The user base for the machine that makes it all possible. The Amiga CANNOT be killed. - Patrick Ford. The magic of Windows - turn a 486-100 into a 4MHz XT! The three most commonly used keys on an IBM: .. Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self esteem. Wanted: Single White Female with Amiga. Send picture of Amiga. What distinguishes an PC from a boat anchor? Segment registers. Win95 - A couple of revisions and it'll be AmigaDOS 1.1. Win95 - proof you can fool all of the people some of the time! Windows 95: The training wheels are bigger than the bicycle. Windows Errors 500 thru 1000 reserved for future mistakes. Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS. Windows is not a virus. A virus never needed 20MB of DLLs & INIs..... Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something! Windows Just another pane in the glass. Windows, from the people who brought you AmigaBasic. WINDOWS: (W)ill (I)nstall (N)eedless (D)ata (O)n (W)hole (S)ystem. ... Windoze isn't crippleware - It's "Functionally Challenged" You CAN multi-task on PCs - simply buy *2* of them. Cache Ya, Craig. ... Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 --- Mail Manager 1.22x/n #1390 * Origin: From The Dead Letter Department. (3:634/383.0) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3H00001 Date: 03/12/98 From: FRED MAYES Time: 07:52pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: X-Files Looking for some good X-Files taglines. Anybody seen any lately? ... "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP... I'm agent Dana Scully..." - Scully ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 2 * Origin: Peyote Bud's - Dewey, OK - V.34 - 1.918.534.2124 (1:3815/123) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00000 Date: 03/08/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 12:22am \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Taglines -=> Quoting Ivy Iverson to Myra I Fox <=- II> Oh well... I don't have a Dr. Who tagfile Do you want mine? II> I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who "?!"-Paul .------------------------------------------------. Paul Andinach | "I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | `------------------------------------------------' ... test tagline, t a g l i n e T a G l I n E ttaagglliinnee --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00001 Date: 03/08/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 12:49am \/To: MYRA I FOX (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Doctor Who Taglines [1/2] >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> Quoting Myra I Fox to Paul Andinach <=- MIF> I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man... PA> More info on this one please... PA> ... Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland? MIF> Can't tell if you're joking or not . Long-running joke. First debuted about 1977. MIF> Gallifrey is the planet that Doctor Who is from... a character MIF> on a long running British sf show. Yes, I know. It's my favourite TV show in the whole wide world. I was asking for more information on the origin and context of the specific tagline. MIF> Come, Doctor! It's as easy as pie! --The Master, 5 Doctors. That's not what he said. He said "It's as easy as ." "Pi! The Greek letter pi!" - The First Doctor MIF> CompanionDos: (S)cream, (F)aint, (R)un away Nice! MIF> Garcon! Three glasses of water. Make them doubles. Don't recognise that one either. MIF> I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who Or that one. MIF> Progress is a circle of ideas claimed by every generation. Or that one. MIF> Well, most things aren't perfect. That's why I humbly exist.-Dr Who Or that one. MIF> What's the use of a good quote if you can't change it? - Dr. Who Or that one. MIF> It's either that, or 'Fred'! - Fourth Doctor "I'll take Fred." "Good. Come along, Romana." [Begin taglines] Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland? Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @FN@. Here - have a jelly baby. "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw." - Ace and the Seven Dwarves The Library of St. John the Beheaded - Catalogue #3@DY@679@DD@ My other TARDIS is a Mark IV with Automatic Drift Control. one day I've just got to try that recipe for Venusian blin tree worms. Run! It's the Editor Dalek! "Expurgate tedious tagline! Expurgate!" "This doesn't roll along on wheels, you know." - The Doctor "That's not his name. Who is he? Doctor who?" "Fear makes companions of all of us." - The Doctor "What does he think it is, a potting shed or something?" - The Doctor "It's Barbara's travel dial: there's blood on it." "Whatever power has taken hold of the TARDIS has taken your pen." "Have any arms fallen into Xeron hands?" "Don't just stand there and scream, you little fool, run!" - Ian "We're trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale." "What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow?" - The Doctor "Get me out of this place, it's full of Arabs!" "I am a citizen of the Universe, and a gentleman to boot." -The Doctor "Dr Who is required. Bring him here." - WOTAN "There is no plot." - The Doctor "I've never seen a silent lawyer before." "Nothing in ze vorld can stop me now!" - Professor Zaroff "You can't arrest us now we've given ourselves up!" "I think best to music." - The Doctor "You will not feed the flying pests outside." - Anonymous Dalek guard "He's got a printed circuit where his heart should be." - Penley "Logic...merely enables one to be wrong with authority." - The Doctor Jamie mist safe hand well. "Just act stupid. Do you think you can manage that?" - The Doctor "The Doctor's almost as clever as I am." - Zoe Herriot "No, what a stupid fool *you* are!" - The Security Chief "There's no animal life, just a few birds and insects." >>> Continued to next message... --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682)