--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00000 Date: 03/09/98 From: JAMES SHERIDAN Time: 01:17am \/To: ALANNA ROWLEY (Read 2 times) Subj: TagKoopa 'ullo Alanna, On 02 Mar 98 you were yakking on about TagKoopa weren't ya? RF@V>> I'm writing a new tagline program called TagKoopa and I want to RF@V>> make it one of the best tagline programs around. What sort of RF@V>> features do you wish were in your tagline manager, but aren't? AR> I use T-matic v.12 and there are two things I wish it did: Use V.13 then! Its been out for quite a while, AFAIK v.14 is out soon too. - jAMBO - /dESiDONiAN/ : email me - james@freefall.clara.net "What do I get out of this? I always try, I always miss" "ViBeZnet /the/ most popular network in the early evening.." Andy_Davidson, VIBEZ_HANGOUT, 13 Feb 98 ... It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil --- * Origin: Where the stuff that dreams are made of... (2:2503/513) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00001 Date: 03/09/98 From: JEAN HALVERSON Time: 02:55pm \/To: BARB MURPHY (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say... -=> Quoting Barb Murphy to Jean Halverson <=- BM> Jean Halverson wrote in a message to All: JH> - Origin: * The Ratz Nest BBS * Texas * (817) 447-1619 * BM> Check the file area of the above BBS....it probably has quite a few... BM> It under "Taglines"....(of course).... You mean there are file areas??? Jean Halverson --- * Origin: * The Ratz Nest BBS * Texas * (817) 447-1619 * (1:130/911) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00002 Date: 03/07/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 05:49pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say... 1/2 JH-=>Does someone have a list of "Confucious" tags? Confucius (with cold) say, "Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke." Confucius not know what to say! Confucius say - "Man with one track mind likely possesses dirt track." Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead! Confucius say, "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose." Confucius say, "A girl's best asset is her `lie' ability." Confucius say, "A Watched Tandy Never Boots!" Confucius say, "All blonde not blonde by cracky." Confucius say, "America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant." Confucius say, "Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant." Confucius say, "Aviatrix who fly upside down sure to have crackup." Confucius say, "Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard." Confucius say, "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard." Confucius say, "Baseball wrong... man with four balls cannot walk!" Confucius say, "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it." Confucius say, "Bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush." Confucius say, "Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose." Confucius say, "Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat." Confucius say, "Boy who play with himself pulls boner." Confucius say, "Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!" Confucius say, "Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work." Confucius say, "Confucius say too God damn much!" Confucius say, "Cow who gets divorce got bum steer." Confucius say, "Do unto others what you think is funny." Confucius say, "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is." Confucius say, "Don't quote me with stupid accent." Confucius say, "Drive-in movie is wall to wall car-petting." Confucius say, "Even greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert" Confucius say, "Executive suite better known as sugar daddy." Confucius say, "Fellow who lose girl, forget where he laid her." Confucius say, "Find old man in dark, not hard!" Confucius say, "Girl at bachelor pad for snack get titbit." Confucius say, "Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy." Confucius say, "Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit." Confucius say, "Girl who goes to bed with detective must kiss dick." Confucius say, "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed." Confucius say, "Girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip." Confucius say, "Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body." Confucius say, "Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!" Confucius say, "He who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth" Confucius say, "Hockey player on ice have big stick." Confucius say, "House without toilet is uncanny." Confucius say, "I didn't say that!" Confucius say, "If chain still swinging, seat will be warm." Confucius say, "If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed." Confucius say, "If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented." Confucius say, "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient." Confucius say, "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!" Confucius say, "Is more to running BBS than finding ON button." Confucius say, "Is okay for shit to happen... will decompose." Confucius say, "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." Confucius say, "It takes many nails to build crib, but 1 screw to fill." Confucius say, "Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous." Confucius say, "Kiss is upper persuasion for lower invasion." Confucius say, "Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent." Confucius say, "Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement." Confucius say, "Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball." Confucius say, "Look for helping hand on end of own arm." Confucius say, "Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers." Confucius say, "Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud." Confucius say, "Man that fights wife, get no piece at night." Confucius say, "Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam." Confucius say, "Man trapped in whore house get jerked around." Confucius say, "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!" Confucius say, "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy" Confucius say, "Man who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot." Confucius say, "Man who chases car will get exhausted." Confucius say, "Man who drive like hell bound to get there! Confucius say, "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time." Confucius say, "Man who eat cookies in bed, wake up feeling crumby." Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons." Confucius say, "Man who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver." Confucius say, "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!" Confucius say, "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!" Confucius say, "Man who fishes in another man's well often catch crabs." Confucius say, "Man who get paid pick up chick." Confucius say, "Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag." Confucius say, "Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow." Confucius say, "Man who go to woman's apartment for snack get tit-bit." Confucius say, "Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!" Confucius say, "Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day." Confucius say, "Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast." Confucius say, "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!" Confucius say, "Man who jump through window screen, strain self." Confucius say, "Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face." Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on hill not on level." Confucius say, "Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth." Confucius say, "Man who let woman on top is fucking up." Confucius say, "Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off" Confucius say, "Man who live in glass house should dress in basement." Confucius say, "Man who lose key to girlfriend's pad get no new-key!" Confucius say, "Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose! Confucius say, "Man who outruns the cheetah is fast on his feet!" Confucius say, "Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth." Confucius say, "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber behind." Confucius say, "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber" Confucius say, "Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end" Confucius say, "Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner." Confucius say, "Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker." Confucius say, "Man who puts face in punch bowl... get punch in nose." Confucius say, "Man who puts hand on knob, opens the door." Confucius say, "Man who read woman like book, prefer braille edition." Confucius say, "Man who refuses to listen is lying." Confucius say, "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!" Confucius say, "Man who screw cook in pantry often get ass in jam." Confucius say, "Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face." Confucius say, "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again!" Confucius say, "Man who sit on tack get point!" Confucius say, "Man who smoke pot choke on handle." Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" Confucius say, "Man who step in it often say it." Confucius say, "Man who stick head in oven gets baked bean." Confucius say, "Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things." Confucius say, "Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent." Confucius say, "Man who tell 1 too many light bulb jokes soon burn out." Confucius say, "Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus." Confucius say, "Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok." Confucius say, "Man with an unchecked parachute jump to conclusion." Confucius say, "Man with athletic finger make broad jump." Confucius say, "Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks." Confucius say, "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs" Confucius say, "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball." Confucius say, "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!" Confucius say, "Man with no legs bums around" Confucius say, "Man with no taglines is deprived." Confucius say, "Man with one chopstick go hungry" Confucius say, "Many men smoke but Fu Manchu" Confucius say, "Money is poor man's credit card." Confucius say, "Never raise hand to angry child, it leave groin exposed" Confucius say, "Never trust woman who uses phrase "eager beaver." Confucius say, "Nothing." Because he's dead! Confucius say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it" Confucius say, "Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church" Confucius say, "People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up." Confucius say, "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English." Confucius say, "Place to look for helping hand is end of of own arm." Confucius say, "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock" Confucius say, "Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose" Confucius say, "Rook before you reap! Confucius say, "Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk" Confucius say, "Shotgun wedding is case of wife or death." Confucius say, "Show off always shown up in showdown." Confucius say, "Slip cover is maternity dress." Confucius say, "The early worm has a death wish." Confucius say, "The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it." Confucius say, "The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door." Confucius say, "Those who quote me are fools" (Continued to next message) --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00003 Date: 03/07/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 05:49pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say... 2/2 (Continued from previous message) Confucius say, "User with ROM cannot WORM." Confucius say, "Vicious circle is a wedding ring." Confucius say, "Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick" Confucius say, "Virginity like balloon - one prick, all gone" Confucius say, "Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed." Confucius say, "Wash your face in the morning, neck at night." Confucius say, "When baby cry, give bust in face." Confucius say, "When lady say yes, she no lady." Confucius say, "Wife for life is better than wife for strife" Confucius say, "Wife not part of furniture, till screwed on bed." Confucius say, "Wife who put man in dog house may find in cat house." Confucius say, "Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth" Confucius say, "Woman who fly plane upside down have crack up!" Confucius say, "Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy." Confucius say, "Woman who puts rooster in freezer have frozen cock." Confucius say, "Woman who seek equality with man have no ambition." Confucius say, "Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine." Confucius say, "Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring." Confucius say, "Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over." Confucius say, "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!" Confucius say, "Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt." Confucius say, "Woman's best asset, man's imagination." Confucius say, "Women and elephants never forget an injury." Confucius say, "Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay." Confucius say, "Work to become, not to acquire." Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass make spectacle of self. ...  "If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go & Find Someone Else Who Will"  --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00004 Date: 03/10/98 From: ANN HIBBS Time: 07:24am \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Macros GP> I got 2 problems (bug?) GP> 1st The Macro-taglines doesn't works. What Should I do? GP> t-matic.cfg GP> Enable: GP> UseMSGINFO=YES GP> MSGINFOVersion=1 I run Bluewave 2.12 and according to the documentation is the T-matic.cfg Msginfo.sys won't work. Is there any other way to get the macros to work in the tagline. They work fine everywhere else. :) Thank you Ann ... Blue Wave 2.12 & NE3.00.... the perfect marriage! ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 (1000 Taglines) (Quoted 42%) Owned by Ann --- OLMS 2.60p.a1+ [EPMBP73M] * Origin: Multiboard * 519-680-2991 * Internet (1:2401/0) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00005 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:49pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 3 of 7 How bad can it be? -Tick Okay...try and keep up. -Sewer Urchin How can I love a super-villain? - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] "How dare you come in and defile my secret domain?!?" - Charles, Tick How did you happen to come to Capt. Sanity's Super Heroes' Sanitarium? "I always operated under the assumption that plants are good." - Tick I am on a big power trip and you are all going with me! - El Seed "I am full of tinier men!" - The Living Doll [The Tick] I am MIGHTY! I have a glow you cannot see! - The Tick I am the Rake. This is...BUCKETHEAD. - Fladermaus and Urchin disguised I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum. - The Tick "I Arthur!" - Evil Arthur Clone I BLEED Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey! - Uncle Creamy, The Tick I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes. -Tick to Speak the giant rodent I can taste your back...- Arthur, in Tongue-Tongue's body, to the Tick "I can't argue with that." - The Tick I can't play baby for much longer, Baby! - Mel Mental to Minda [Tick] "I dare, because I care." - The Tick "I didn't find The Tick, but I found a beautiful pie!" - Sewer Urchin I don't have time for any of this villain banter! - The Tick I don't know if I'm ready to be a co-parent! - Arthur to Tick "I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!! I mean I know it..." "I don't think my wings are dry." - Arthur [The Tick] "I don't want to say it, but we're trapped in a people farm!" - Arthur "I feel funky... monkey... funky..." - The Tick I get it, spelling America with a "k", are we? -The Tick, being carded "I got a bad case of camera chafe." - The Tick I got jumped by a hedge. - DieFladermaus, The Tick "I got me a *celestial* body now!" - The Tick I guess I've always been a Superhero. - The Tick "I had the invitation in my hand...and my arms fell off!" - The Tick "I hate broccoli, but in a sense, I am broccoli." - The Tick I hate humans!They really get my goat,I'm not so fond of goats either. I hate today. - Arthur, after kissing the Tick in Carmelita's body I have a heart as big as the moon! As warm as bathwater! - The Tick "I have invented a fish magnet!" -The Fin "A FISH MAGNET?!" -The Tick I just spent a month in a gol-darned crate! -Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy I loosed my lips and sunk the ship of my own privacy! - The Tick I LOVE BEING SUPER HEROES! - The Tick I love ninjas. They're wacky. - The Tick "I LOVE THIS JOB! YEEEEE-HAAAAW!" - The Tick "I love this show. I watch it every week." - The Tick I might be dangerous. - The Tick I myself don't know much... - The Tick "I need two thugs." - Baron Violent "We're two thugs." - Thug [Tick] I never knew I could learn so much...now to retain it. - Tick to Neal I never thought I'd be saying this to you, but SPOON! - Tick to Arthur I ordered it from the back of _Leotard Legends Monthly_! - The Tick I particularly like Captain Thanksgiving! - The Tick I ran here in 8 minutes flat...and I picked up a dumptruck. Chromedome "I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPYBOX!!!" - BigShot, to Barry [The Tick] "I saw this is a movie once." - The Tick I think I'm coming down with aphids. - El Seed "I want those things on Tick's head!"-The Terror "AARRGGHH!"-The Tick "I was looking for clues, I think I may have stumbled on one..." -Tick I will suppress my every urge. - The Tick, to Arthur I wonder how much the Tick is worth on the open market? -DieFladermaus I'd rather be strained through a chain-linked fence! - Thrakorzog "I'll bounce off that broad flat surface." - The Tick I'll give YOU some static, you deep-piled rugrat! - Baron Violent I'll stop those trees with my streams of high pressure mucilage![Tick] "I'm a big blue salmon of justice!" - The Tick I'm a master of disguise..he on the other hand, looks like a dink! -DF I'm a Scorpio, I like long walks on the beach...and spelunking.-D.Maus I'm alright. I'm a superhero. - The Tick "I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive." - The Tick I'm easily distracted by shiny objects. - Tick's Mind "I'm doing LAUNDRY!" - The Tick I'm fine. I'm a super hero. - The Tick I'm Jewish, Dot's Jewish...I don't know, you're bluish. -Arthur I'm making gravy without the lumps! - Evil Midnight Bomber, The Tick "I'm no longer the Deadly Bulb! I'm Pig Leg!" [The Tick] I'm reading you like a cheap paperback. - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] I'm really burning up...and it's a dry heat too. -The Tick I'm saying *EVOLUTION NOW* !! - Arthur, to prehistoric monkeys "I'm so .. hot .. in .. this .. suit..." - Carpetted Man, The Tick I'm starting to suspect this is more than a simple shoppers tiff. TICK I'm sure my replacement can handle a few gingerly upstarts. -The Tick I'm sure you're wondering what it's like to wear the tights of justice I'm taking off the kid gloves and putting on the very mad gloves!-Tick "I'm the Carpetted Man! Without this suit... I am nothing..." [Tick] I'm tired of being arrested! - Minda to Mel Mental [The Tick] I've been heartily scolded about my normal mode of patrolling. - Tick I've been the janitor to the Apocalypse for 2 long months! - The Tick I've got a bun in the oven and it's about to blow! - The Tick I've got an idea! -Arthur Me too! Let's go home! -Die Fladermaus If I see your face again, I'll rearrange it for ya. - Evil Arthur If you were a tree, what kind would you be? - Sally Vacuum In the meantime, you can spend some time with some quality television. In this business, reality can be pretty hard to come by. - The Tick In this house, cleanliness is next to dogliness! - The Tick Inquisition *this*, you science dinks! [The Tick] Is...is he wearing a dress?! - The Tick about Arthur "Is this a warm moment?...or should we be disturbed?" - The Tick Is this one of those thinking problems? - The Tick to American Maid It starts with something ridiculous...like the United Nations.- Arthur It WAS a time machine...it was smashed by mega-mega-mega. - The Tick It was a bad ear day... - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] It's a very long day, tights are uncomfortable, think we covered that. "It's all so sudden! The rest of our LIVES?!" - Die Fladermaus [Tick] "It's called crime fighting, remember?" - American Maid [The Tick] It's gotta a timer. It must be some kinda monkey bomb! - The Tick It's not going to be a creepy little brat with a glass head! - Tick "It's that fast! Prepare to enter Lint Warp!!" - the What Alien leader "It's that kind of a day, isn't it?" - The Tick It's the 45th Annual Enemy Awards! - from the Tick It's the Fiend-Finder Tracking Device! - The Tick It's [the sewer] definitely a treasure trove. - Sewer Urchin, The Tick "It's time to untie this Freudian Knot!" - The Tick "Ix-Nay on the an-Play" - The Tick to Arthur "Itchy all over! I'm twinkling! I'm twinkling!!" - The Tick ... "Jet Pack?!?! SLICK!" - The Tick ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00006 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:49pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 1 of 7 FE> Anyone ever hear of the "Tick"? That really good television FE> cartoon? I love the Tick, myself...as you might guess...(G) 2 million dollars! -Die Fladermaus 2 million...and 24 cents. -Urchin 5 people in costumes having a fight with some dining room furniture... 50 seconds to defuse a loaf of bread! Not good. Bread knife! - Tick "65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???" - The Tick "A day job ...in an office?! My worst nightmare!" - Ticknophobia A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best. [Tick] A name is a rose, and it only smells as sweet as you are! - The Tick AAH! SKYLAB! - The Tick Able to leap tall building with only minor structural damage! [Tick] Absolute power is a sticky wicket, and you're the stickiest! - Tick Achilles?...It's the Illiad?...It's Homer?... READ A BOOK!" - Handy after a week of Dr. Food's Fast Foam diet... - TV announcer, The Tick after the Museum of Skin Disorders, we'll head for... - The Tick Ah, Bon Jour Blitzen! Je su Le Tick! Ah, dairy goodness! - The Tick, about Milk "Ah, savory cheese puffs make inedible by time and fate." - The Tick Ah, this is a place to park your pudding! - The Tick Ah Tick, definitely glad it's you... - Sewer Urchin Ah yes, I see...tell me how it all turns out... - DieFladermaus [Tick] All right! Bovine intervention! - The Tick All right, Charles, you've made your point! - The Tick "All this, and a villain too." - The Tick "Already a challenge...ahhh, the joys of the mundane..." - The Tick Alright! I bought his brain! - The Tick, about Western Bloc Cowboy Alright, Mr Knock-Everything-Over, that will just about enough! - Tick "Alright, who threw that?!" - The Tick Alright, that's bi...polar bear? Is that with a hyphen? - Minda [Tick] An object at rest cannot be stopped! - Evil Midnight Bomber [The Tick] And even though evil may wear big floppy pants, it... - The Tick and Fish Boy, the lost Prince of Atlantis... - Die Fladermaus And I'm a fan of complete sentences! - The Tick "And isn't sanity a one-trick pony anyway?" - The Tick And nobody touches the Tick's baby...EVER! "And remember...we are UN-armed!" - The Tick and speaking of "well-put together"... - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] And then he threw a freaking chimney at us! George the Ninja (Tick) "And there's the Hey Mother Ship!" - a What Alien and we'll slip you a couple of simolies." -Tick "SIMOLEONS!" -Arthur And you get a little gassy when you're under stress. - Tick to Arthur "ANTS IN PANTS! ANTS IN PANTS!!" - The Tick "Arthur! Carmelita! Look out! RUNAWAY WHALE!" - The Tick "Arthur, did you throw away the secret message cannon?" - The Tick Arthur, did we order a baby? - The Tick "Arthur, fight that wild hair!" - The Tick Arthur, grab that bad cow! - The Tick "Arthur! Honk if you love justice!" - The Tick Arthur, how do you get anywhere with these wings...? I FLY, Tick! Arthur! I've been chosen! - The Tick ...for what? - Arthur "Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" - The Tick, with a piece of coal Arthur is neither vegetable nor fruit! - The Tick Arthur, it's me in here! I'm an Arthur-naut! - Tick in Arthur's body Arthur, it's time to cut the cord! - The Tick Arthur! Look, another baby! What are the odds?! - The Tick Arthur! Look what I found in the basement! Molemen! - The Tick ARTHUR! MONKEY OUTTA NOWHERE!! - The Tick Arthur! My body is a weapon! Use it! - Tick, in Arthur's body ARTHUR! My moustache is touching my brain! - The Tick "Arthur, resistance wearing down...MUST HAVE MORE SOUP!" - The Tick Arthur, stop it! You know I'm my own comic relief! - The Tick Arthur, we may be out of our element but we are not out of our league. Arthur, we're a DADDY! - The Tick "Arthur, WHERE are your pants?" - The Tick Arthur! You got abducted too?! This is gonna be great! - The Tick Arthur, please! Your brain is drowning in muscle! - The Tick "At least it's HOBBY NIGHT!" - The Tick Attention, Prisoners 618 and 618-A! Halt or we'll shoot! [The Tick] Aw, neat! I do some of my best work in water..yeaahh.. - Sewer Urchin Aww, flummery, Chum! - The Tick Bad man hit dog with street! - Tick to Doctor Sniff Being here is a lot like being lost, Arthur. - The Tick Beware the other head of science, Arthur! It bites! - The Tick "Blitzen, huh? My favorite reindeer!" -Tick "It means lightning." "Big Dog..." "Really Big Dog..." - The Tick BigShot! My favorite emotionally disturbed gun-toting vigilante! -Tick Boom, Baby. Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber! [The Tick] BOULDER HAZARD! .. Press on, Boys! .. SNAKE HAZARD! - The Tick "Breathing is good, I wanna make a habit of it." - Arthur "But Arthur! You never miss HOBBY NIGHT!" - The Tick but frankly, we're dogs... - a What Alien "But I'm his sidekick, I'm supposed to be at his side..."- Arthur "By 7:30 or 8:00 evil is WIDE awake." - The Tick By rubbing my feet over any surface... - Carpetted Man, The Tick C'mon, fight like a man! -Violent Thank you, I'd rather not. -Arthur C'mon man! Let's bark up the right tree together! - Tick to Speak "C'mon pretty fruit, bring it home to Daddy!" - The Tick Can I have one of your hats? - Tick to Mongol horde "Can you destroy the Earth?" Egad! I hope not! - The Tick "Can you wiggle your toes, chum? RIGHT, let's go!" -The Tick "Can't... Do... Plaid..." - Crusading Chameleon Can't...keep...balance...THUD! - Tick with his antennae stolen "Can't lose my name, it's on all my stationery!" - The Tick, to Barry Capt. Sanity's Super Hero Sanitarium. What's your problem? -Minda Careful Chum! I don't like the look of these prickly succulents. -Tick Carmelita, the savages are shooting dogs at us! - The Tick City, it is I, your designated defender! Show me where it hurts! -Tick "Challenging roof ahead!" "...DOG!!" - The Tick "...Charles likes people to see his brain..." [Tick] "CHARLES! You put the moon back this minute!" [Tick] "Chef of chicanery! Your buns are mine!" - Tick, to the Breadmaster "Chocolate trilobite?" - Arthur's Sister, Dot [The Tick] Chum, maneuver 11-Z! - The Tick to Arthur "Cloning is precise science, that's why use the Clonerizer." [Tick] close your eyes & tell yourself THIS JUST ISN'T HAPPENING TO ME! -Tick Cluck like a chicken! -Mr Mental Cluck, Cluck...Cluck, Cluck... -Tick "C'mon Arthur! Get META with me!" - The Tick ... "Cool! Evil wins again!" - Charles, th--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00007 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:49pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 2 of 7 Could you be any more stinky? - Die Fladermaus, The Tick Could you turn that thing down?I'm controlling a mind here! -Mr.Mental That statue wasn't here before... - The Tick cringe and scream something like "Not in the face!"? - Carmelita, Tick Dad really messed you up, didn't he? - Dot to Arthur [The Tick] "Dangerous robots have taken over our Electoral College!" - Jack Darn it! I hate getting run over by trains! - The Tick "Deadly Bulb, I'm about to write you a reality check!" - The Tick Definitely got a bucket on my head... - Sewer Urchin, about disguise Details, Arthur...You're obsessing again. - The Tick Do we have a plan for that? - Tick to Arthur Do what I do. Tick, don't do what YOU do. - Sewer Urchin, The Tick Do you dig my ditch ?! DO.. YOU.. DIG.. ? - The Tick Do you guys wanna see my new place?-Urchin In the SEWER?-Fladermaus "Do you hear something "Little Wooden Boy"? Uh huh uh um..." - Tick Do you mind? I'm trying to control a mind here! - Mr Mental to Minda Does he need my kidneys?!?! - The Tick to Doctor Sniff, the Vet "Don't call me `little', you obnoxious dip!" - Charles, The Tick Don't count your weasels before they pop! - The Tick Don't eat crackers in the bed of your future. - The Tick Don't ever try to m-m-marry me again! -DieFladermaus to Empress [Tick] "Don't ever try to swim against the mighty "Tide of Justice"! -Tick Don't expect me to do the dishes! - Dot, to Tick and Arthur "Don't make us bite you in hard to reach places!" - The Tick Don't mind me, I'm harmless...heh,heh...just Arthur... [the Tick] "Don't you want to be a winner, Tick?" - One-armed Bandit in Reno Dot..Dweeee..Dot.Dot.Dot.Dwee..Dow.. - The Tick Theme Down here I'm considered the apotheosis of cool. - Sewer Urchin [Tick] Drat,it's that meddling Captain Decency and his Decency Squad! -Terror DRAW! -Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy I don't have..a..-The Tick Earth--it's as blue as me, but green in some places too... - The Tick "Eating kittens is just plain...plain wrong!" - The Tick Eclair! My favorite creampuff! What flavor is your filling? - D.Maus check...please... - Die Fladermaus, sitting in the rubble of the diner Eeee! DINGOS!! - The Tick "EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK?" - Two-Eyed Jack, The Tick "Egad! A crumb, an errant particle? I am besmirched!"- The Tick Egad! How many languages do you people speak? - Tick, to Eclair "EGAD! IS THAT YOUR BRAIN?!?" - The Tick Egad, man, what's the point?! - The Tick, about room temperature fire Eh, ICE CREAM HEADACHE!!! - The Tick "Enjoy another space cookie, we'll be right back." - What Alien leader Enjoy some cocktail weinies,just found them this morning. -SewerUrchin "I can't understand you...E-NUN-CIATE!" - The Tick to the Idea Men ever since I got my mind back I've been doing some thinking...- Arthur Every citadel of justice should have its spans as spic as these. -Tick "Evil Clone! We DO NOT touch the DON'T button!!!" [The Tick] Evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin.TICK Evil! Gathering like lint in the navel of the Body Public! - The Tick Evil is bad!!...and good isn't... - The Tick "Evil is on the loose." -Arthur "Oh, Evil IS baaaad!" -The Tick "Eyes...failing...Chicken soup...only chance for survival.." -The Tick Eyes playing tricks like tiny round devils. - The Tick Falling 4000 ft and getting hit by a train didn't do him[Tick]any good. Falling in love with a Super Villain is trouble with a capitol "trub". Fashion victims! You've crashed the wrong party! - The Tick Feral Boy,don't put that in your mouth! It was moving two minutes ago. "Fight...?...CRIME...?...pleeease..." - Die Fladermaus [Tick] "Fire me, Boy!" - The Human Bullet Fireworks?! Extinction?! KEEN! - The Tick, at the Dinosaur Grotto "FISH! FISH! Food of the gods!" - Mr. Smarty Pants as The Fin [Tick] "Flying into a pair of one-legged pair of relaxed-fit pants is easy." Forget this foolishness before it goes down on your permanent record!! Franz. In your teeth. Spinach. Deploy your toothpick. -Swiss Army Capt "FREE MONEY!" -The Tick Gads! He's giving us the slip! - Tick, sliding on Breadmaster's butter "Gimme a BLT. Whoa, FAB!! Where's the mayonnaise?" - Tick "Gimme the book...Gimme my pants..." - Arthur, to Swiss Army Captain "Go ahead, Arthur-like person..." - The Tick Good evening, lowly clerk. Where is your Pez? - The Tick "GOOD HEAVENS! IT WORKS!" -The Tick Goodness is cheap because it's free and free is as cheap as it gets! Got to pull myself together...must defy the laws of physics..-The Tick Gotta save the city. - Sewer Urchin [The Tick] gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of goodness! "Gravity is a harsh mistress." - The Tick GRRR! Child-proof cap! Impossible! - Dinosaur Neal [The Tick] "Guns and Superheroes don't mix." - The Tick Hang on there little buddies...the Tick is gonna take a nap CRASH! Hang the tire-swing of "nice-nice" and SWING! SWING SWING! - The Tick "He had this habit of chasing cars that were coming towards him..." He said it was "a ways". - Arthur How many blocks IS that? - Tick He STINKS! - Die Fladermaus, about Sewer Urchin [The Tick] He's going to switch our minds with his new mind-swapping machine!Tick Headquarters..they're a little infested. Cockroaches? Cookies.[Tick] Heads up, Arthur! Incoming diner roll! - Tick, fighting Breadmaster Heh, heh. Those darn ninjas. They're *wacky*. - The Tick Heh, what a turkey! - Die Fladermaus, about Bread Master [The Tick] Heheheh...Fladermaus, silly goose... - The Tick "Here's a little tip...Leap before you look!" - The Tick "Here's the keys to my ride." -Jack "The keys to your WHAT?" -Tick "HEROES?" I LOVE that show!" - The Deadly Bulb [The Tick] He's a mime and a liar! - The Tick, about Uncle Creamy "He's got a little bit of a cold, so we're keeping him wet." -D. Maus "He's probably afraid of ants too..." - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] Hey, Arthur! Lookee, I'm being abducted by space aliens! - The Tick "Hey baby, who do you think *I* am?" - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] "Hey BigShot! My favorite emotionally unbalanced vigilante!" [Tick] "Hey Cool! They got a blimp!" -The Tick "Hey Charles, you in there? The Tick would like to Rap with ya." "Hey, ever seen a super hero's secret headquarters before?" - The Tick Hey! I'm narrating here! - The Tick Hey, that's a personal letter from my moustache to me! -The Tick Hey, the Tick's trapped in the world's most comfortable chair! -D.Maus Hey, there's a guy in his underwear living in Neil's melon! -The Tick "Hey waitasecond, is this some sort of super-hero emergency?" -D. Maus "Hey you, in the pumps! I say to you, STOP BEING BAD!" - The Tick Hey, you spattered my sidekick all over your windshield! - The Tick Hmm, it's from the International Super Hero Exchange Program! -Tick Hmm...Single syllables! A formidable opponent. - The Tick ... "HOT DOG!!! A worthy adversary!!!" - The Tick ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00008 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:50pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 4 of 7 Just give me that stick, Petalhead! - The Tick to El Seed Justice is always my business. - The Tick "KEEN!" -The Tick Kidnapping is just plain wrong! - The Tick to the Phony Aztecs Kiss her! C'mon, Arthur! - The Tick know why super-heros're unhappy?They don't treasure little things.TICK Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the Tri-State area! -Tick "Laugh away, bipeds. Soon the joke will be on you!" - The Ants [Tick] "Lead on, sleuthful sidekick! There's a mystery to be solved!" - Tick Let me invite you all to a swap-meeting of the minds. - Chromedome "Let's get sticky!" "I'm so hot in this suit..." - The Carpeted Man Let's hang ten for justice! - The Tick "Let's put violence in the happy box." - BigShot "Let's see you do the same trick on FIRE!" - The Fin [The Tick] "Let the dance begin!" - The Tick Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad,but you don't eat it,you live it L-L-licking! L-L-licking! - Arthur, after tasted by Tongue-Tongue "Like a moist towelette?" - The Tick "LIKE THE MOVIES!!!" - The Tick Listen,a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy. Listen Fish Boy, I told your mother a LOT of things! - Die Fladermaus Listen! I don't have time for any of this villain banter!!! - The Tick "Little bunny guy was chafing himself on the ropes." [The Tick] Look at the commitment burning in those watery eyes, Arthur! - Tick Look out world! I'm full of Tang! - The Tick "Looks like we got us a live one!" - The Tick Love is cool! -The Tick Love is thicker than most bodily membranes, but not as sticky. - Tick Majesty snatchers! Unhand that highness! - The Tick Man, today is so LOOPY! - The Tick "Man, those are big pants!" -The Tick " man was not meant to tamper with the four basic food groups..." - Tick Man, you're so cool down here! - The Tick, to Sewer Urchin "Man, you guys are EL-DER-LY!!" - The Terror [The Tick] "Maneuver 13C, catch me!" **CRASH!** -The Tick to Arthur May evil BEWARE!..and good dress warmly and eat fresh vegetables.-Tick Meanwhile, on a lighter note--CLOWNS! -NewsAnchor, Sally Vacuum [Tick] Mister, The Civic-Minded 5 will put an end of your shenanigans! -4Legs "Mmmmm, boy! These space cookies sure are great!" - The Tick "Money doesn't put fish on the table, FISH put fish on the table!" Fin Moustache, I will not be mocked by you! - The Tick "Mucal Invader, is there no end to your oozing?!?" - The Tick Mustn't .. succumb .. to .. rapture .. of .. Bread! - The Tick My cookies contain no artificial preservatives! - Breadmaster, The Tick "My ELBOW?! Heh, you guys don't have a clue, do you?" - The Tick My first day on the continent and I already got an arch-enemy! -Tick My middle name used to BE "Helping People"..The "Helping People" Tick! "Nature is one call you can't put on hold." - Thrakazog [The Tick] "Neat!" - The Tick "Number one - Never stand in back of a cow..." - El Seed [The Tick] No costume, friend, I'm simply ... The Tick! no Justice of the Peace for you, just a big Piece of Justice! - Tick No more BLT's! Aw, take it easy, it's just a sandwich. -Tick No more dis-embodied heads showing up at the office! - Minda to Mel No!!! Must fight, mustn't succumb to the rapture of the bread!" - Tick "No need to panic, Arthur." - The Tick "No no no no no, Change my mind, wanna come down." - Arthur, flying "No offense, but you scare me." - Arthur [The Tick] No one messes with Die Fladermaus, BABY! [The Tick] "No one mucks around with the Tick's bodily membranes!!!" - The Tick "No, that only works on ducks... Ducks... GOOD ONE! I shall DUCK!!!" No thanks, we've got all the government we need. - The Tick No time for sanity, Chum! - Tick to Arthur Nobody mauls the Tick's sidekick! - The Tick to dingo "Normally the lulls don't bunch up like this..." - The Tick "Not baked goods, professor, baked bads!" - Tick about the Breadmaster "Not in the face, not in the face!" - an Arthur-ism...His battle cry not only are my arms committing crime,but they're stealing girl stuff! "Not so fast, Naughty Spawn!" - The Tick "Not so fast, wrinkling wrong-doer!" - The Tick "Not yet, Living Doll!" - Captain Decency [The Tick] Nothing big ever happens... What's that? Postal fraud? - Tick Nothing..the Big Nothing, that's what the "Heys" want...- Hologram "Now is no time for friendly greetings, lad!" - The Tick Now it's molecule, molecule, molecule...it's never anything BIG! -Tick "Now, let's see what makes you tick." - Captain Sanity Now, THAT was a little TOO exciting! - Mr. Excitement, The Tick Now, there's a man who's in touch with his anger. - Jungle Janet, Tick "Now, where's the `Bulb' guy?" - The Tick "Okay Cacti! What are you up to? What's going on? Give me the skinny!" Of course...gotta save the city... - Sewer Urchin, The Tick Of course, there's no Santa Claus, we FRIED him!! - The Tick "Off my plane! BLUE MONKEY!" - El Seed [The Tick] Oh, a shrinking ray..."never" seen THAT before...- The Tick to Charles Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites. - The Tick Ohhh! Clown hug! - Die Fladermaus Oh, he's just no good without his head!! - Arthur, about the Tick "Oh Keen! Dinner AND a show!" - The Tick "Oh man, that's the pits!!" - The Tick "Oh my! Super Heroes!" - Venus [The Tick] "Oh please! Would you stop it with the `Hip' talk?" - Charles [Tick] "Ohhh...science...boring...interest...fading..." - The Tick Oh no, it's the Tick and his incredible sidekick, Speak! - Monster Oh,those gingerbread men...they're some tough ruthless cookies.-Arthur Oh Vince, in the Renaissance, how big were the dinosaurs? - The Tick "Oh yes, please...I'd like to be a winner, thank you!" - The Tick Okay, Idea Man! What's the idea? - Tick to Hoodlum Okay, Speak, to play fetch you've got to move. - The Tick Important note: Do not touch the nose! - Tick, about Proto Clown One small step for the Tick, one giant step for...say a bug... - Tick "Ooooh, you guys are ugly with a capital "UG"!!" - The Tick "OOOOooo! Big man, pick on the brainy kid..." - Charles [Tick] "OOOOOoooo! Can you get more disgusting?!?" - The Tick "OOOooo Mucus, the scourge of mankind!" - The Tick "OOOoooo. Plane ride." - The Tick "Our first break! Lead on, Glamour Guys!" - The TIck "Our language consists of only one word." "What?" "Exactly." - alien Pappa's got a brand new bag...of fish! - The Tick Please, Mister, can't I just go to jail now? - Milton Roe, Fishmonger Plus, you got some drool on your chin. - The Tick, to Barry "Porpoise power?...Power to the porpoise?...No..?" - Fishmael [Tick] Prepare for the return of the Ottoman Empire! - Empress Ottoman [Tick] Pretentious little French guy! -Evil Arthur to Bistro d' Burden Waiter Pull the choke on his engine and FLOOD his mind! - Arthur "Put that monkey down." - The Tick "Put the moon back, Demon Waif!!!" - The Tick Put those felons back where you found them, you geriatric jerk! - Tick QUIT YANKING MY FOOD CHAIN!! - Tick to Prehistoric Bear "Probably have to take out a wall for that one..." - The Tick "Rah-bah-bah!" - The Terror "I hate it when he does that! [Tick] ... "Rockets from the sockets!" - Visual Eyes, from Decency Squad [Tick] ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3F00009 Date: 03/10/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 09:50pm \/To: FRIEDRICH ENGELS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tick 5 of 7 "Rogue loveseat, you face The Tick!" - The Tick Saber-toothed tiger, you face the Tick, the world's first super hero! "Sanity, you're INSANE!" - The Tick "Say!...This a little bit of all right!" - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] "Say uncle." - Barry "Okay, Uncle." - The Tick Science is a two-headed beast! - The Tick, to Arthur See you later, boys. I think I'm in love... - DieFladermaus [The Tick] "Seek Professional help." -The Tick, to BigShot Sewer Czar probably knows we're here by now. - Sewer Urchin [Tick] Sewer lobsters,Tick. -Sewer Urchin I was READY for alligators. -Tick Sewer Urchin! How are you doing?-Tick Very poisonous, don't touch me. She kissed ME on the cheek. Your target area,however,will be the lips. She still doesn't approve of my superhero lifestyle. -Arthur about Dot Sh-She's going to MARRY me! - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] Shouldn't be very hard to spot a monkey in this barrel. - The Tick "Show 'im the horn, Arthur." - The Tick Sidekicks don't kiss!! - The Tick to Carmelita, Arthur's girlfriend *SMACK* Ow!-DieFladermaus That's for all women everywhere.-Am.Maid smell a little like danger in here, or heavily fried food...- Tick So, abducted by space aliens, huh? Well, let the probing BEGIN! - Tick So, Grace...I like a woman who does dirty work. - Die Fladermaus, Tick "So, it's Johnny Polite, huh?" - The Terror [The Tick] So my finny friend, we find once again that slime does not pay! -Tick So THIS is what "Kingdom Come" looks like! - Tick, blasted into past So Tick, you like the taste of flower power? - El Seed to Tick "Soldiers of corn, lend me your ears!" - El Seed [The Tick] So you're evil, huh?...Well, it's always something... - Die Fladermaus "Space! I'm in space...the far-out Space Tick!" - The Tick Speak, the ball fears you--! Smell its fear! - Tick & Speak play fetch Spit that lady out! - The Tick to Evil Seed's Evil Plant "Someone come and pummel this annoying person!!" - The Fin [The Tick] spinning, ears ringing..no, more of throbbing really, regardless OUCH! Spoon!! - The Tick "Spoon!" - The Tick I don't get it. - Arthur Spoon this! - Evil Arthur Stop! You're busting my fronds! - El Seed to American Maid Standard villain procedure... - The Tick about Chairface's alligators Step on it, Chum and don't spare the mucus! - The Tick, to Arthur strength of 10 men... Is that 5 men apiece or 20 men altogether? -Tick Suffra-Jet, you & the Living Doll cover us from the air! -Cpt. Decency Sun-worshipping dog launchers! You face the Tick! -Tick, to the Aztecs "Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt." - The Tick Susan?-Tick Now you're doing it on purpose.How juvenile.-Thrakerzog Switzerland is a neutral country, you Goober! -American Maid to D.Maus Talk about living high on a low hog! - Tick, about Sewer Urchin's apt. Teachers! Stretching the minds on the rack of knowledge! - The Tick That belt is a fashion accessory of evil,and evil is never in fashion! "That boy's logic wigs me out." - The Tick "That was quite a blast. POW!" - Die Fladermaus [The Tick] "That's a big ten-forty, Roger, over and out!" - The Tick That's French for "When we finish off the Super Villains". - The Tick That's just it, Doc, my mind has always been my Achilles heel! - Tick "That's not the best picture of me. It was a bad ear day." [The Tick] "That's right, Moth Boy!" - The Terror, to Arthur [The Tick] Thaz really great, Tick. How ees your English? -Blitzen, Super Heroine The 4th dimension is just one big clambake of weirdity! - Tick the best things come in small packages, and large things can't. - Tick The bigger I am, the harder they fall! - Baron Violent The boots of evil were made for walkin'! - The Tick The City looks almost peaceful under a freshly fallen souffle. -Tick The floral arrangement's eating Die Fladermaus! - Arthur [The Tick] "The Heys!...They look just like my sidekick, Arthur!" - The Tick The human mind is a dangerous plaything... - The Tick The Iliad...It's Homer--...READ A BOOK!! - Handy [The Tick] The King has left the building! [Mole King, that is] From The Tick the maniac is ahead by three...Oops!...make that four! - 4 Legs, Tick The Maus mobile comes loaded with options--electric windows, 8-track... "The night is young, and we have umbrellas in our drinks." - The Tick "The only one I'm in love with is ME! Die Fladermaus!" [The Tick] The pants, bring him to the pants." "Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!" "The scene of the crime?" Say, you ARE professionals!" - Soren [Tick] The speed of..uh,EXCUSE me? LINT! The fastest thing in the Universe! The Swiss are invading America,and they are starting with the CITY!-DF "The Terror is springing the Human Ton and his little friend, Handy!" The Tick caters to NO man! - The Tick, to American Maid The Tick fears no man *or* beast. - The Tick The Tick is out of his mind right now. if you'd like to leave a mess.. The unholy fiend pollinated my rental tux! - The Tick The universe is my picnic table and what a spread!! - Omnipotus [Tick] Their Achilles Heel is the NOOGIE! - The Tick about Evil Santas There will be plenty of time for brain-eating after we conquer earth. These Europeans get pretty touchy about their architectural treasures. They can't stand up to the rigors of the hospitality industry! -Arthur They have an anti-gravity force field. -Alien LUCKY DUCKS! -The Tick There's crime here ... I can smell it! - The Tick There's that fear of intimacy, again. - American Maid on DieFladermaus These little crab things are great! - The Tick "They've stolen Mr Smarty pants and we've lost our porpoise!" - Soren "Think again, you big blue DINK!" - The Fin, to the Tick This guy's skipping without a rope. - Ben Franklin [The Tick] This hurts me more than it hurts you! - The Tick "This is our Big Exit. Remember...it's "the Deadly Bulb!" [The Tick] "This calls for expensive testing!" [The Tick] This is becoming one of those Tick-things again, isn't it? - Arthur "This is definitely illegal." - The Tick, about Idea Men "This is disgusting!!!" - The Tick "This is history on the hoof!" - The Tick This looks like a job for Captain Lemming! *CRASH*! [Tick] This must be some super mutated virus from outer space! - The Tick This should only take a minute. - Fladermaus, putting out his car fire Those are not real Aztecs, Amigo Azul. - Night Watchman to The Tick "Those fish are the property of the Cult of the Fin!" - Fin Henchman Those wings of yours are pretty nice,whadaya think they're worth used? Tick..5'll get ya 10, 10'll get you 20, 20'll get ya a million zillion. Tick, Four-Legs here! We're downtown battling a maniac! Tick, I think I have an idea. Well, mine didn't work, what's yours? Tick, I'm not sure these people have all their wheels on the pavement. "Tick, they're plants." - Arthur [The Tick] Tick, where'd you get that moustache? - Arthur, The Tick ... Tick, why are we taking a bath in the sewer? - Arthur ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271)