--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00022 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [5/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 5 of 8... Confucius say: She who rides bike peddles ass all over town. Confucius say: S#!t happens. Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in ha Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people have! Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door. Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say: too damn much! Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone. Confucius Say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick. Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Confucius say: War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's lef Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. Confucius say: When in doubt, whip it out. Confucius say: when lady say maybe, she mean yes. Confucius say: when lady say no, she mean maybe. Confucius say: when lady say yes, she no lady. Confucius say: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstandi Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary. Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time. Confucius say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition. Confucius say: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary! Confucius say: Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Confucius say: Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsanitary. Confucius say: Woman who dance wearing jock strap have make believe ballro Confucius say: Woman who fly plane upside down - have crackup! Confucius say: Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up! Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up! Confucius say: Woman who have sex in cemetery fu*king-near dead. Confucius say: Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic. Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy. Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-hous Confucius say: Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town. Confucius say: Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. Confucius say: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge. Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine. Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confucius say: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky. Confucius say: woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury. Confucius say: Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay. Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire. Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius say:Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Confucius say:He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say:He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Confucius say:He who outruns the cheetah is fv<|>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00023 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [6/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 6 of 8... Confucius Say; Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by nigh Confucius Say; Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Confucius Say; Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius Say; Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out! Confucius Say; Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump! Confucius Say; Man with dick in peanut butter is fv<|>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00024 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [7/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 7 of 8... Confucius says: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's le Confucius says: When in doubt, whip it out. Confucius says: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstand Confucius Says: Wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius Says: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat hous Confucius Says: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time. Confucius says: Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary Confucius says: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth. Confucius Says: Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up! Confucius says: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. Confucius Says: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confucius Says: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky. Confucius says: Work to become, not to acquire. Confucius sucks Jello pops. Confucius...man who live in glass house shower in basement. Confucius: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter. Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confucius: Man who farts in church, sits on own pew. Confuciuss say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge. Confucuius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth. Confuscious say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confuscious say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Confuscious say:He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck Confuscious say:He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confusciuos say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Confuscius say: Baseball all wrong-man with four balls cannot walk. Confusion say, "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver" Confusious say : Elevator smell different to midget. Confusious say: "Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu." Confusius say : Elevator smell different to midget. Confusius say: "Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu." Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour pussy. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, makes it hard for sister. Girl with blonde hair have black hair, by cracky. -Confucius. Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble before they shoot. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs. He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind. He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. He who refuses to listen is lying. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. He who sniffs Coke, drowns. He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; If chain still swinging seat will be warm. -Confucius. If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed. -Confucius. If the root be in confusion, nothing will be well governed. -Confucius. It take square ass to s#!t a brick. It takes a lot of balls to make a football team. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement! Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. -Confucius. Man be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, p!$$n it. Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags. -Confucius. Man should be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, p!$$ on it. Man stands in corner with hands in pocket not feel crazy, feels nuts. Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have s#!tty time. Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass makespectacle of self. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who finger woman during her period, gets caught red handed Man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs. -Confucius. Man who fly plane upside down have crackup. Man who get hit by car,get that run down feeling Man who go out with flat chested woman have right to feel low. Man who go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly fingers. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Man who goto bed with itchy bottom, wakes up with brown finger Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today. Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fv<|>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00025 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [8/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 8 of 8... Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius? Wife who put husband in dog house, often find him in cat house. Wife who puts husband in dog house, often finds him in cat house. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down. Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss. -Confucius. Woman who flies upside down always has crack up. -Confucius. Woman who flies upsidedown in plane has big crack up Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup. Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town. Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky. -Confucius. Work to become, not to acquire. -Confucius. Confucius say: He who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose Confucius says: Man who fv<|< turkey eat stuffing Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels nuts Confucius say..."User with ROM cannot WORM." Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam Confucius Say; Man with hand in pocket is having a ball Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat Confucius say..."User in Carpal Tunnel of Love have no vision." Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down Confucius say: Blond who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it. - Confucius Confucius say, Man who read woman like book prefer braille. "Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk." " " - Confucious Confucianism: (def) Confucious say, "S**t happens." Confucious Say: "He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his Confucious Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucious Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucious Say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucious Say: Man Who Throw Grenade in TNT Factory Is Crispy Idiot Confucious Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew. Confucious Say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge. Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucious Say: Rook before you reap! Confucious not know what to say! Confucious said: Those who quote me are fools. Confucious say man with forked tounge not need chop sticks. Confucious say nothing - Because he's dead! Confucious say too damn much! Confucious say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucious say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucious say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucious say.."man who read woman like book, prefer braille!" Confucious say...man who live in glass house shower in basement. Confucious say: "Do unto others what you think is funny." Confucious say: Man who live in glass house shower in basement. Confucious say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucious say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue. Confucious say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Confucious say: he with no taglines is deprived Confucious say: "People who quote me are fools!" Confucious say: "Stop quoting me!" Confucious say: 'Is stuffy inside tagline.' Confucious say: Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucious say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose! Confucious say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucious say: Do unto others what you think is funny. Confucious say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucious say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucious say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins. Confucious say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucious say: I didn't say that! Confucious say: Is much better to be p!$$ed off than p!$$ed on ! Confucious say: Man Who Throw Grenade in TNT Factory Is Crispy Idiot Confucious say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucious say: Man who fart in church sits in his own pue Confucious say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face. Confucious say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new-key. Confucious say: Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low Confucious say: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner. Confucious say: Man who sit on crack get point. Confucious say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle Confucious say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucious say: Man with athletic fingers make broad jump Confucious say: Man with no legs bums around. Confucious say: Those who quote me are fools. Confucious say: When lady say maybe, she mean yes Confucious say: Woman who fly upside-down have crack up. Confucious say: Woman who step in it often say it. Confucious say: keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. Confucious say: when lady say maybe, she mean yes Confucious say: when lady say no, she mean maybe Confucious say: when lady say yes, she no lady Confucious say:Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up Confucious says man with no legs bums around. Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in basement Confucious: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaraun Confucious: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confuciousism: Confucious say, S#!t happens. Confuciousman who live in glass house shower in baseme He who admits he is wrong is stronger then he who is right.-Confucious Is That That? (Confucious, 370BC) They say Confucious does his crossword with a pen... - Tori Amos Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucious? -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00026 Date: 03/07/98 From: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI Time: 12:08pm \/To: TODAS/TODOS (Read 2 times) Subj: Message *forwarded* to yo Hello, Todas/Todos! ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Gabriel Parczewski (4:901/102.19) * Area : NETMAIL * From : O/t-Track+ 2.66b, 2:2/4 (03-Mar-98 16:21:54) * To : Gabriel Parczewski * Subj : Message *forwarded* to yo ============================================================================= *>** Netmail forwarded by O/T-Track+ 2.66b at 2:2/4 The following mail comes from a system listed as DOWN or HOLD in our nodelists! I have forwarded it to you, but please do NOT answer through this system, because your mail would probably be bounced, if 2:255/90 isn't listed in the nodelist anymore! This action is based on the following nodelists used here:- NET254.058 REGION25.058 NODELIST.058 VIRNODES.058 LANDNODE.058 AMYLIST.325 OS2LIST.044 AURORANL.023 UNILIST.051 195LIST.025 ANIMENET.044 BN-LIST.058 DOGLIST.058 TELENODE.051 AMYLIST.325 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Sender: Simon Avery of 2:255/90 Receiver: Gabriel Parczewski on 4:901/102.19 ----------------- Original message -------------------------------------- @INTL 4:901/102 2:255/90 @TOPT 19 @MSGID: 2:255/90 34fbb9d1 @REPLY: 4:901/102.19 20a3b5b2 @TAGID: Tag-O-Matic V.13e2 Reg'd 42d How do, Gabriel Sorry for delay - holiday. GP> I got 2 problems (bug?) GP> 1st The Macro-taglines doesn't works. What Should I do? t-matic.cfg Enable: UseMSGINFO=YES MSGINFOVersion=1 GP> 2nd When I edit the config files of terminate (using ALT+E) GP> Tag-O-Matic puts it's lines (tagline, kludges, etc.) on it, and mess GP> it up all! T-MATIC.CFG % You probably don't want T-Matic to add headers, taglines etc to certain % files. Termail calls T-Matic if you edit a file. List up to 10 files % that will cause T-Matic to ONLY call the editor and do nothing else. % Don't use wildcards. Since T-Matic only checks for the existence of a % string in the filename, it will ignore if you just supply part of it. % |-------------| DoNotTag=TM.CFG DoNotTag=.STA DoNotTag=BBS GP> Help! GP> Thanks! Hope that does it for you. Ciao, Simon ... "Bother," said Gabriel, as the judge sentenced him to 10 years. -!- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ @Via 2:255/90@fidonet.org @19980303.082651.UTC+0 T-Mail 2603.DOS @Via FLAME 2:255/1, Tue Mar 03 11:09 BST (v1.1) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= Looks like there's a problem. Don't worry by the delay it arrive. Thanks! Peace Man!, Gabriel Parczewski E-Mail gepw@usa.net ICQ 8747265 Alias XTA FidoNet 4:901/102.19 EcoNet 65:700/225.19 Renet 44:300/150.19 StNet 609:100.101.19 ... Disassembler: An unattended five year old child. :*: Tag-O-Matic V.13 What are You Looking At? ___ Terminate 5.00/Pro *XTA* /*LOGAN*/ /_OTTO_/ * Origin: Hey! Wait! I Got a New Complaint. (4:901/102.19) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00027 Date: 03/07/98 From: WILLIAM ECKARD Time: 03:01am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines I'm looking for Hackers taglines. Does anyone have a list or something that I can FREQ via I-Net? Or that someone can send me via I-Net? My e-mail address is killaz@pacbell.net --- Renegade 05-11 Exp * Origin: Killaz 'R' US AllFix Beta Team Member (1:208/403) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00028 Date: 03/07/98 From: MARTIN WALTERS Time: 01:09pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say: "You got it" o On 5 Mar 98, you contacted All with the following message: )/\,[_) `T7 ]=[ "Confucious say...": JH> Does someone have a list of "Confucious" tags? I saw a post of them I ceratainly do, and here they are my dear. Please forgive any dupes. Excal!bvr sez: "who was that confucious bloke anyway?" Confucious Say: Boiring water is velly hot. Confucious Say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucious Say: Rook before you reap! Confucious Say: Seven days on honeymoon make whole week! Confucious say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucious say: woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucious say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucious say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue. Confucious say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucious say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucious say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucious say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucious say: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner. Confucious say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucious say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock. Confucious say: keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. Confuciuos say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Confucius Say, "Stop quoting me!" Confucius Say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge. Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius not know what to say! Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed. Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles it all over town. Confucius say he who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose. Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead! Confucius say too damn much! Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius say, "Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk." Confucius say, "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is " Confucius say, "Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles it all over town." Confucius say, "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient" Confucius say, "Look for helping hand on end of own arm." Confucius say, "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed." Confucius say, "Seven days on honeymoon make whole week!" Confucius say, "Stop quoting me!" Confucius say, A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam. Confucius say, Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say, Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say, Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say, Girl who rides bicycle, peddles a$$ all over town. Confucius say, Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say, He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say, He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Confucius say, He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say, He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck. Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean. Confucius say, I didn't say that! Confucius say, Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today. Confucius say, Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say, Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucius say, Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy! Confucius say, Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. Confucius say, Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say, Man who put foot in mouth ... get athlete's tongue. Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say, Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. Confucius say, Sh*t happens. Confucius say, Shit happens. Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms have arms in woman's sink. Confucius say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say, place to look for helping hand is end of own arm. Confucius say, wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say....Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose Confucius say..man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up." Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver" Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON." Confucius say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots! Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say: A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky. Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu. Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant. Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. Confucius say: Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!!! Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny. Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent. Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get titbit Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb soon become mommy. Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl.. get punch in nose. Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying. Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Confucius say: He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his nose Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck. Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean. Confucius say: He you stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON. Confucius say: Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on ! Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today. Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say: Man piss in wind, wind piss back. Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. Confucius say: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self. Confucius say: Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth. Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house shower in basement. Confucius say: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose! Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool. Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker. Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted. Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again! Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point! Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it. Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent. Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket: feel cocky all day! Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around. Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu Confucius say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm. Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock. Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved Confucius say: S*** happens. Confucius say: She who rides bike peddles ass all over town. Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door. Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone. Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. Confucius say: What you not want done to yourself, do not do to others. Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary. Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy. Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire. Confucius say: man who chase cars get exhausted. Confucius say: man who smoke pot choke on handle. Confucius say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say: Stop bloody quoting me! Like I said, please forgive any dupes. > ====================================================================== < > /\ /\ excalibvr@phantasy.u-net.com /\ /\ < > ( ^ ^ ) ( ^ ^ ) < > --o00--(_)--00o-- 2:2502/7.6 ----->> FIDONET --o00--(_)--00o-- < > ====================================================================== < ... Q. What are you if you have blancmange in one ear and jelly in the other? A. A trifle deaf. --- Spot 1.3a Unregistered * Origin: The crazy mixed up world of Excalibvr! (2:2502/7.6) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00029 Date: 03/09/98 From: DAVE CRAWFORD Time: 09:16am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucius(trimmed, cleaned, dupechecked)09:16:4003/09/98 Several people have posted Confucius tags this week. I took the time to add them to my own list, spell checked it, dupe checked it, cleaned it all up, and there are 399 tags left.... there were ALOT of dupes!!! There may still be a couple of dupes, where the wording has been changed and so it slipped by, but most were caught. Here they are: Confucius (with cold) say: Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius does his crossword with a pen. Confucius not know what to say! Confucius of Borg, Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you. Confucius say too much. --Recent Chinese Proverb. Confucius say: " " Confucius say: (With cold) Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose Confucius say: a friend in need is a pain in the arse. Confucius say: A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. Confucius say: A man with hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts. Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, Confucius say: A mind's journey begins with a single why? Confucius say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots! Confucius say: A Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. Confucius say: All blond not blond by cracky. Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu. Confucius say: All Sysops are carpalists. Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius say: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard Confucius say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius say: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter. Confucius say: Before I changed my name, I was called Curious. Confucius say: Best answer come from best question. Confucius say: Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. Confucius say: Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Confucius say: Better to light a candle, than curse the darkness. Confucius say: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it Confucius say: Bike don't run by itself, it too tired. Confucius say: Bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose. Confucius say: Blond who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up Confucius say: Blonde girls have black hair by cracky. Confucius say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucius say: Boy and girl who go camping together have naughty intent. Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Confucius say: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat Confucius say: Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Confucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner. Confucius say: Boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day. Confucius say: but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts. Confucius say: but on the whole woman have more. Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok! Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. Confucius say: Confucius not know what to say! Confucius say: Confucius say: too damn much! Confucius say: Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week. Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny. Confucius say: Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent. Confucius say: early worm has death wish. Confucius say: Elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say: Email never die just go to Electron Heaven. Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. Confucius say: full elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get titbit Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy Confucius say: Girl who douche with vinegar walks around with sour pussy. Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Confucius say: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, makes it hard for sister. Confucius say: girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip. Confucius say: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crack Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say: Girl with blonde hair have black hair, by cracky. Confucius say: Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town! Confucius say: Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability. Confucius say: Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble before they shoot. Confucius say: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. Confucius say: He who admits he is wrong is stronger then he who is right.-Confucius Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty. Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins. Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby. Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs. Confucius say: He who goes to bed with itchy butt will wake up with stinky finger. Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money Confucius say: He who outruns the cheetah is fv<|֝_P Yg /t֐jcy1Yt9%Œڳ: U m)eZ*(B VڦVм>|\t>IӪQnsXhX: 3cp 86J5Z㊎A z]o`]J{i PNEY$> KS~0X>v\Q;5qѭ,. D @ @ (   ,  w|w wb (W ) (E ) PRN LPT1 .ZIP COM1 Searching ZIP: file: already exists. Overwrite (y/n/a/r)? Unknown compression type: inconsistent local header for file: file fails CRC check OK has errors! Testing: Extracting: UnShrinking: Expanding: Exploding: Inflating: PKUNZIP file has bad table Invalid Shrunk file Invalid filename: No update needed. More -( )- Space for next screen, Enter for next line, Esc to skip file End o%f N5crack in face. Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level. Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth. Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level. Confucius say: Man who lays on hill not on level. Confucius say: Man who let woman on top is fv<|