--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00013 Date: 03/07/98 From: STEWART HONSBERGER Time: 11:06am \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say... [1/3] >>> Part 1 of 3... *+* Jean Halverson said this to All *+* *+* On {05 Mar 98 15:39:07} *+* *+* About "Confucious say..." *+* JH> Does someone have a list of "Confucious" tags? I saw a post of them JH> awhile back but deleted my mail before I saved them (doh...). Here you go; Better to light a candle, than curse the darkness-Confucius CONFUCIUS SAY: (With cold) Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. CONFUCIUS SAY: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: A girl's best asset is her 'lie-ability. CONFUCIUS SAY: All blonde not blonde, by cracky. CONFUCIUS SAY: All men eat, but Fu Manchu. CONFUCIUS SAY: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant. CONFUCIUS SAY: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! CONFUCIUS SAY: Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk! CONFUCIUS SAY: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter. CONFUCIUS SAY: Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Better to be pissed off than pissed on. CONFUCIUS SAY: Better to sleep with chicken than choke it. CONFUCIUS SAY: Bike don't run by itself, it too tired. CONFUCIUS SAY: Bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy and girl who go camping together have naughty intent. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy who play with himself pulls boner. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. CONFUCIUS SAY: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. CONFUCIUS SAY: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok! CONFUCIUS SAY: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. CONFUCIUS SAY: Crowded elevator smell different to midget. CONFUCIUS SAY: Do unto others what you think is funny. CONFUCIUS SAY: Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. CONFUCIUS SAY: Don't quote me with stupid accent. CONFUCIUS SAY: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, smart man spread limb. CONFUCIUS SAY: Elevator smell different to midget. CONFUCIUS SAY: Even greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. CONFUCIUS SAY: Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap. CONFUCIUS SAY: Find old man in dark, not hard! CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet rim get pissed off. CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who douche with vinegar walk around with sour pussy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, make hard for sister. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who sit on jockey's knee gets hot tip. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters, by crackey! CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town! CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl's best asset is her `lie'-ability. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who chases car will get exhausted. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who dies with most taglines wins. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat ice cream in car is a sundae driver. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who fart in church sit in own pew. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who let woman on top is fucking up. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who masturbate in front of cash register come into money. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who outrun cheetah is fucking fast on his feet! CONFUCIUS SAY: He who outrun cheetah is very fast on his feet! CONFUCIUS SAY: He who pass gas in church sit in own pew. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who refuses to listen is lying. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who sit on upturned tack shall surely rise. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who sniffs Coke drowns. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stand on toilet is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket feels nuts. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stick head in open window get pane in neck. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean. CONFUCIUS SAY: He with no taglines is deprived. CONFUCIUS SAY: Hockey player on ice have big stick. CONFUCIUS SAY: House without toilet is uncanny. CONFUCIUS SAY: I didn't say that! CONFUCIUS SAY: If chain still swinging, seat will be warm. CONFUCIUS SAY: If you park, don't drinkaccidents cause people. CONFUCIUS SAY: If you turn oriental around, he become disoriented. CONFUCIUS SAY: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. CONFUCIUS SAY: Is good for girl to meet boy but better for boy to meat girl. CONFUCIUS SAY: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. CONFUCIUS SAY: It take a lot of balls to make a football team. CONFUCIUS SAY: It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. CONFUCIUS SAY: It take square ass to s*** a brick. CONFUCIUS SAY: It's okay to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in girl! CONFUCIUS SAY: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today. CONFUCIUS SAY: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. CONFUCIUS SAY: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. CONFUCIUS SAY: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. CONFUCIUS SAY: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man kicked in testicles is left holding bags. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man piss in wind, wind piss back. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man that has sex with hole in ground has piece (peace) on earth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in sewer eat s*** and die. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in whorehouse get jerked around. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who abuse computer get bad bytes! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace (piece) at night. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who chase cars get exhausted. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drive like hell bound to get there! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eats photo of father soon spitting image of father. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fart in church sit in own pew. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece (peace) at night! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fly plane upside down have crack up. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fly upside-down have crack up. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who get hit by car get that run down feeling. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has woman on ground has peace (piece) on earth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through window screen, strain self. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lay girl on hill not on level. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lay woman on ground have peace (piece) on earth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who live in glass house with no basement, stinks! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who masturbate into cash register soon come into money. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who masturbate only screwing himself. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who meows ate pussy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who paint toilet not necessarily shithouse painter! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who polish knob play pocket pool. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put cream in tart not really a baker. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put rooster in freezer overnight have frozen cock. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who read woman like book prefer braille! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who run behind car get exhausted. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sit on tack get point. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sleep in cathouse by day sleep in doghouse by night. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sleep with old hen finds it's better than pullet. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who smoke pot choke on handle. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who snatch kiss when young kiss snatch when old. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own ands. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stand on toilet high on pot! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who step in it often say it. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who suck nipples make clean breast of things. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who suck tit get bust in mouth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. >>> Continued to next message... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Just Another Point... (1:229/600.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00014 Date: 03/07/98 From: STEWART HONSBERGER Time: 11:06am \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say... [2/3] >>> Part 2 of 3... CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to angkok. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with athletic finger make broad jump. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with athletic fingers make broad jump. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hand in pocket having a ball. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hands in pockets feel cocky. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with holes in pockets feels nuts. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with no legs bums around. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with one chopstick go hungry. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily a dentist. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with unchecked parachute jump to conclusion. CONFUCIUS SAY: Many men smoke but Fu Manchu. CONFUCIUS SAY: Men who put cream in tart not necessarily bakers. CONFUCIUS SAY: Never eat yellow snow. CONFUCIUS SAY: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed. CONFUCIUS SAY: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near bottom. CONFUCIUS SAY: Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver. CONFUCIUS SAY: No difference between man and mouse, both end up in pussy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Nothing, because he's dead! CONFUCIUS SAY: Okay for s*** to happen, will decompose. CONFUCIUS SAY: Okay for schoolboy to masturbate long as not against rincipal. CONFUCIUS SAY: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. CONFUCIUS SAY: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. CONFUCIUS SAY: Pentecostal who pass out get laid in church. CONFUCIUS SAY: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up. CONFUCIUS SAY: People who quote me are fools! CONFUCIUS SAY: Preserve wildlife, pickle a hedgehog. CONFUCIUS SAY: Put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock. CONFUCIUS SAY: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit! CONFUCIUS SAY: Ring on her finger = ring in your nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: Rook before you reap! CONFUCIUS SAY: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind. CONFUCIUS SAY: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Secretary not permanent till screwed on desk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Show off always shown up in showdown. CONFUCIUS SAY: Small fly on top of big toilet, high on pot! CONFUCIUS SAY: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in hand. CONFUCIUS SAY: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. CONFUCIUS SAY: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: Stop quoting me! CONFUCIUS SAY: Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have. CONFUCIUS SAY: The early worm has a death wish. CONFUCIUS SAY: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam. CONFUCIUS SAY: Those who quote me are fools. CONFUCIUS SAY: To make egg roll, push it. CONFUCIUS SAY: To prevent hangover, stay drunk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone. CONFUCIUS SAY: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick. CONFUCIUS SAY: Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone. CONFUCIUS SAY: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. CONFUCIUS SAY: War not determine who's right, war determines who's left. CONFUCIUS SAY: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. CONFUCIUS SAY: Watched Tandy Never Boots! CONFUCIUS SAY: When baby cry, give bust in face. CONFUCIUS SAY: When in doubt, whip it out. CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say maybe, she mean yes. CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say no, she mean maybe. CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say yes, she no lady. CONFUCIUS SAY: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding. CONFUCIUS SAY: Why did Confucius always speak in English? CONFUCIUS SAY: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius? CONFUCIUS SAY: Wife for life is better than wife for strife. CONFUCIUS SAY: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. CONFUCIUS SAY: Wise man never hide in woman's closet after eating baked eans. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman seek equality with man; no ambition. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot not good cook. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot not sanitary. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who douche with vinegar have sour puss. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who fly plane upside down always has crack up. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up! CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair, by cracky! CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. CONFUCIUS SAY: Women and elephants never forget an injury. CONFUCIUS SAY: Women fake orgasm, men fake foreplay. Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk Confucius Say: Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius Say: Hockey player on ice have big stick Confucius Say: House without toilet is uncanny Confucius Say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people Confucius Say: It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose Confucius Say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill Confucius Say: It's OK to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl Confucius Say: Man Who Throw Grenade in TNT Factory Is Crispy Idiot Confucius Say: Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew Confucius Say: Man who fart in church sit on pew Confucius Say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge Confucius Say: People who have gift for gab don't know h Confucius Say: Rook before you reap! Confucius say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaraun Confucius say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. Confucius say: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter Confucius say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose! Confucius say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up Confucius say: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger Confucius say: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crummy Confucius say: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver Confucius say: He who fart in church sit on pew Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catch crabs Confucius say: He who let woman on top is f*cking up Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind. Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying Confucius say: He who rides bicycle, peddles a$$ all over town Confucius say: He who sits on an upturned tack shall surely rise Confucius say: He who sleep with itchy bum, he will wake with smelly thumb Confucius say: He who sniffs Coke, drowns Confucius say: He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his nose Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels nuts Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confucius say: He who sucks nipples make clean breast of things. Confucius say: He with no taglines is deprived." Confucius say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy! Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON button. Confucius say: Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on ! Confucius say: Is stuffy inside tagline. Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement! Confucius say: Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say: Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag. Confucius say: Man pees in wind, wind pees back Confucius say: Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy! Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud. Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences Confucius say: Man standing on toilet is high on pot Confucius say: Man that fights wife, get no piece at night. Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam. Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad byte Confucius say: Man who fart in church sits in his own pue Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confucius say: Man who farts in church, sits on own pew Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag Confucius say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level Confucius say: Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth Confucius say: Man who live in glass house shower in baseme Confucius say: Man who live in glass house shower in basement Confucius say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new-key Confucius say: Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy! Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth....get athlete's tongue. Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: Man who sit on crack get point Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle Confucius say: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things >>> Continued to next message... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Just Another Point... (1:229/600.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00015 Date: 03/07/98 From: STEWART HONSBERGER Time: 11:06am \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious say... [3/3] >>> Part 3 of 3... Confucius say: Man with athletic fingers make broad jump Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball. Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Confucius say: Never fart in darkroom Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit! Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up Confucius say: Woman who fly upside-down have crack up Confucius say: Woman who step in it often say it Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire Confucius say: keeping it in family sure sound incestuous Confucius say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot Confucius say: man with forked tounge not need chop sticks Confucius say: nothing - Because he's dead! Confucius say: when lady say maybe, she mean yes Confucius say: when lady say no, she mean maybe Confucius say: when lady say yes, she no lady Confucius say: woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say: woman with cold hands have fire under skirt Stewart Honsberger (AKA Blackdeath) WWW - http://tinys.oix.com/blackdeath E-Mail - blackdeath@tinys.oix.com ... The difference between God & doctors: God doesn't think he's a doctor. -!- GOPGP v1.03 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Just Another Point... (1:229/600.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00016 Date: 03/08/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 11:29am \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious A mind's journey begins with a single why? --Confucius. Better to light a candle, than curse the darkness. --Confucius. Confucianism - Confucius say, **** Happens. Confucianism = Confucius say, Sh!t happens. Confucianism Confucius say, S*** happens. Confucianism, Confucius say, **** Happens. Confucianism: (def) Confucius say, S**t happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, **** Happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, sh*t happens. Confucianism: Confucius say: shit happens. Confuciousism: Confucius say, Shit happens. Confucius (with cold) say Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius also say, Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius Also say, Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS! Confucius also say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius always saying that. Perhaps Confucius say too damn much? Confucius does his crossword with a pen. Confucius not know what to say! Confucius of Borg, Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you. Confucius said: Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed. Confucius say - girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip. Confucius say - Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Confucius say - Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say : Elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say : He who fart in church, sit in own pew. Confucius say : Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. Confucius Say : Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say : Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things. Confucius Say : Man with d!ck in peanut butter is f**king nuts. Confucius say baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk. Confucius say early worm has death wish. Confucius say full elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town. Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles all over town. Confucius say He who read woman like book, prefer braille. Confucius say he who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose. Confucius say Is more to running BBS than finding ON. Confucius say man standing on bowl high on pot. Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers. Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Confucius say man who smoke pot choke on handle. Confucius say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT Confucius say man with forked tongue not need chop sticks. Confucius say man with forked tounge not need chop sticks. Confucius say Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. Confucius say nothing - 'cause he's dead Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead! Confucius say nothing - he dead. Confucius say OJ need faster truck! Confucius say There is more to running BBS than finding ON switch. Confucius say too damn much! Confucius say too darn much! Confucius say too darned much! Confucius say too fu**ing much! Confucius say too much. Confucius say too much. --Recent Chinese Proverb. Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring. Confucius say, "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up." Confucius say, -- Man who abuse his computer get bad byte. Confucius say, -- Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius Say, A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say, A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. Confucius Say, A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, Confucius Say, A Watched Tandy Never Boots! Confucius Say, All blonde not blonde by cracky. Confucius say, All men eat, but Fu Manchu. Confucius say, All Sysops are carpalists. Confucius say, America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius Say, Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius say, baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius say, Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk! Confucius Say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Baseball is wrong, Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk. Confucius Say, Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say, Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk. Confucius say, Baseball very funny game, man can walk on 4 balls. Confucius say, Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Confucius Say, Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it. Confucius say, Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose! Confucius say, blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say, Blonde who fly upside down have dark hair. Confucius say, Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up. Confucius Say, Boiling water is very hot! Confucius say, Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Confucius say, Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Confucius say, Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand. Confucius Say, Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat. Confucius say, Boy who play with himself pulls boner. Confucius Say, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts. Confucius Say, but on the whole woman have more. Confucius say, Butcher who back into meat grinder get little behind in his orders. Confucius say, Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok! Confucius say, Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. Confucius say, Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week. Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberries have a** in jam. Confucius say, couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam. Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in. Confucius say, Couple who screw in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say, Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say, Do unto others what you think is funny. Confucius say, Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is Confucius say, Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick. Confucius say, Don't quote me with stupid accent. Confucius say, early worm has death wish. Confucius say, Elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say, Email never die just go to Electron Heaven. Confucius Say, Find old man in dark, not hard! --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00017 Date: 03/08/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 11:29am \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Confucious Confucius say, Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. Confucius Say, Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confucius Say, Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky. Confucius say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucius Say, Woman with nice caboose make man lose train of thought. Confucius say, Women and elephants never forget an injury. Confucius say, Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay. Confucius Say, Work to become, not to acquire. Confucius Say, `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius say,Man with Hand in Pocket Feel Cocky All Day! Confucius say- He who goes to bet with itchy butt will wake up with stinky finger. Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet is High on Pot. Confucius say... early worm has death wish. Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say... man standing on bowl high on pot... Confucius say... The early worm has a death wish... Confucius say....Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose Confucius say...All Sysops are carpalists. Confucius say...man who live in gla** house shower in basement. Confucius say...man who live in glass house shower in basement. Confucius say...Online clothing is NetWear. Confucius say...Study of on-line usage called caparlnomics. Confucius say...User 'on-queue' logged-on from Britian. Confucius say...User in Carpal Tunnel of Love have no vision. Confucius say...User who 'cut and paste' will 'put with haste.' Confucius say...User who 'hit any key' can not sing on key. Confucius say...User who does this not like DAT. Confucius say...User who double click mouse is rat fink. Confucius say...User who execute program kill computer. Confucius say...User who find icon see himself. Confucius say...User who follow Yellow Brick Road find $PATH. Confucius say...User who has motherboard have chip for son. Confucius say...User who has no RAM has no ewe. Confucius say...User who has no RAM out of memory. Confucius say...User who has [CapsLock] cannot open [Tab]. Confucius say...User who hit F10 key not win at BINGO. Confucius say...User who log-off have hangup. Confucius say...User who lose [CTRL] not [ESC] reality. Confucius say...User who pass GOTO collect 200 Mb. Confucius say...User who pound keyboard have flat tabs. Confucius say...User who press [Shift] key have no $HOME. Confucius say...User who set dip switch turn self on. Confucius say...User who spin like CD get dizzy. Confucius say...User who think in background have unconscious thought. Confucius say...User who think in bytes have bit for brain. Confucius say...User who think with fuzzy logic have lint for brain. Confucius say...User who use spell checker lose Bee. Confucius say...User with big hard drive have no use for Laptop. Confucius say...User with cyberbreath have digitosis. Confucius say...User with loose vowels will carpal in his keyboard. Confucius say...User with no memory have bad chip set. Confucius say...User with Parental Chat Controls no have fun. Confucius say...User with ROM cannot WORM. Confucius say...User with slow clock speed cannot tell time of day. Confucius say...User with [NumLock] have no math background. Confucius say...We have met the enemy and he is Microsoft. Confucius say..man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up." Confucius say: 'Is stuffy inside tagline.' CONFUCIUS SAY: (With cold) Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say: a friend in need is a pain in the arse. Confucius say: A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. CONFUCIUS SAY: A man with hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts. Confucius Say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots! Confucius say: All blond not blond by cracky. Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky. CONFUCIUS SAY: All men eat, but Fu Manchu. CONFUCIUS SAY: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius Say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless ba**ard. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. Confucius say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk! Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with 4 balls CANNOT walk. Confucius say: Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say: Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk! Confucius say: Baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls. Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong - no man can walk with four balls. CONFUCIUS SAY: Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius Say: Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot w Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter. Confucius say: Before I changed my name, I was called Curious. Confucius say: Best answer come from best question. CONFUCIUS SAY: Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. CONFUCIUS SAY: Better to be pissed off than pissed on. CONFUCIUS SAY: Better to sleep with chicken than choke it. Confucius say: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it. CONFUCIUS SAY: Bike don't run by itself, it too tired. Confucius say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose! Confucius say: Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. CONFUCIUS SAY: Bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose. Confucius say: Blond who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Blond who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up. CONFUCIUS SAY: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have dark hair. Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up. Confucius Say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucius say: Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Confucius say: Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy and girl who go camping together have naughty intent. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy and girl who go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period caught red handed. Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red hand. CONFUCIUS SAY: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand. Confucius say: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00018 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 1 of 8... -=> On 03-05-98 15:39, Jean Halverson said to All,<=- -=>"About Confucious say......,"<=- Hi, Jean; JH> Does someone have a list of "Confucious" tags? I saw a post of them JH> awhile back but deleted my mail before I saved them (doh...). Let's see what I can dig up here... :-} Catch you later... Happy Tagging! Ivy -==- " " -Confucius "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose" "All blonde not blonde by cracky" "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard" "Baseball is wrong Man with four balls cannot walk!" "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it" "Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat" "Confucius say too fv>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00019 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 2 of 8... A minds journey begins with a single Why? -Confucius. A Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant. Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission Baseball very funny game-man with 4 balls no can walk!! Blonde girls have black hair by cracky. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Boy who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand. Boy who play with himself pulls boner. Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. Confucianism - Confucius say, **** Happens. Confucianism = Confucius say, Sh!t happens. Confucianism: (def) Confucius say, S**t happens. Confucianism: Confucius say S#!t Happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, **** Happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, sh*t happens. Confucianism: Confucius say: S#!t happens. Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confuciuos say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Confucius (with cold) say Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius Also say, Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS! Confucius also say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. :) Confucius not know what to say! Confucius of Borg: Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you. Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed. Confucius say - girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip. Confucius say - Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Confucius say - Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say : Elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say : He who fart in church, sit in own pew. Confucius say : Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. Confucius Say : Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say : Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things. Confucius Say : Man with dick in peanutbutter is fv<|>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00020 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [3/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 3 of 8... Confucius say: "Do unto others what you think is funny." Confucius say: "Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is." Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted." Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver." Confucius say: "He who puts face in punch bowl... get punch in nose." Confucius say: "He who refuses to listen is lying." Confucius say: "He who stick head in oven gets baked bean." Confucius say: "I didn't say that!" Confucius say: "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient." Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." Confucius say: "Look for helping hand on end of own arm." Confucius say: "Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!" Confucius say: "Man who live in glass house should dress in basement." Confucius say: "Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner." Confucius say: "man who read woman like book, prefer braille!" Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again." Confucius say: "Man who sit on tack get point!" Confucius say: "Man who step in it often say it." Confucius say: "Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent." Confucius say: "People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up." Confucius say: "Show off always shown up in showdown." Confucius say: "The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door." Confucius say: "Those who quote me are fools." Confucius say: "Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed." Confucius say: "Wife for life is better than wife for strife." Confucius say: "Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy." Confucius say: "Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt." Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue. Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up." Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted..." Confucius say: "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver" Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." Confucius say: "Man who fart in church sit in own pew." Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!" Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again!" Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu." Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say: A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability. Confucius Say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky. Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu. Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant. Confucius Say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant. Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard. Confucius say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius say: Baseball all wrong-man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk! Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls. Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it. Confucius say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose! Confucius say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up. Confucius Say: Boilin water is very hot. Confucius Say: Boiling water is very hot! Confucius say: Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent. Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed. Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand. Confucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner. Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get little behind in his Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!!! Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say: Couple who screw in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny. Confucius say: Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is. Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent. Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Fly who sit on toilet seat get p!$$ed off. Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tidbit Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get titbit. Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb soon become mommy. Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb soon become mummy. Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit. Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle peddles a** all over town. Confucius say: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by cracke Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say: Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town! Confucius say: Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town. Confucius say: Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins. Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby. Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crummy. Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit on pew. Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash register come into money Confucius say: He who outruns the cheetah is fv<|>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00021 Date: 03/08/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:03pm \/To: JEAN HALVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [4/8] Confucious say... >>> Part 4 of 8... Confucius say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm - Confucius. Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm. Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented. Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy! Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON. Confucius say: Is much better to be p!$$ed off than p!$$ed on! Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say: It take square ass to s#!t a brick. Confucius say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in g Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous. Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement. Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement! Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say: Man like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, p!$$ on. Confucius say: Man p!$$ in wind, wind p!$$ back. Confucius say: Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy! Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucius say: Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. Confucius say: man who chase cars get exhausted. Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there! Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have s#!tty time. Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. Confucius say: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of father Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own phew! Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew. Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chest woman have right to feel sha Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth! Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight. Confucius say: Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fv<|>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)