--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] HandConfucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling Halls of Justice painted green Hal 9000: Help me, I can't run under Windows! Han: One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner Han: Ya know, sometimes I even amaze myself Hail to the King, baby! -- Evil Ash Handprint Identification please Han: No time to discuss this in committee Hang onto your load pan, pal! Tom Servo Halifax Nova Scotia: Canada's Ocean Playground! Han: Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?! Han: I've got a bad feeling about this Hallowed Be Thy Name -- Iron Maiden Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you! Halftime at Circvs Maximvs, Lions lead Christians 326-0 Hail hail, Lion of Judah! Han: Hey, it's me! Halloween Movie Marathon: It's not over until the fat lady SCREAMS!!!! Half a loaf is better than no vacation at all Hang in there and I'm sure they'll take care of it Hallo, Fawlty Titties? Han: Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here Hamster who writes a strong letter to the Times - Crow Hamburger is steak that didn't pass the physical Hah, hah, hah. A real laugh nova. -- Quark Handicapped is a state of mind and I moved out of state Han: I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct Hang on, I'm feeding the laundry Hah! Still the best on the continent! - Brian Cullen Hang patience - life's too short! Hands up! Said the laser printer Hams do it with frequency Hallan rinteet Hyrynsalmella (J.J. Lehtokin ky siell Ham Radio without CW is like sex without marriage! Handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Ham radio operators DO IT with higher frequency Hakuna Matata means no worry for the rest of your days Hair Club For Men ad: Hi, I'm not only a Ranger, I'm also the President! Hang on to her boy, with all your might Half of the world's Eskimos have never seen an igloo Halt and catch fire Hail Patrick Henry -- TRAITOR TO THE CROWN! Handle!? Why would I want to hide behind a handle? Han: If we can just avoid any more female advice Hair by Jim Henson - Crow Han: Who's scruffy looking?! Hallucinations cannot harm us. McCoy Hang Tuff, it's the only way to go Hair. Shining. Streaming. Flaming Flaxen Waxen. Hair -Tom Half a bubble off plumb Han: Well, this could be it sweetheart Hand in hand with OS/2. Hell with NT Hams do it with frequency till their gigahertze Hair color by Bozo the Clown. Tom Servo Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years-- Han: Never tell me the odds! Han: I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money! Hand in hand we crossed that Rio Grande Han: Kiss my Wookiee! Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso-facto half NOT be Halftime at Circvs Maximvs, and the Lions lead the Christians 326-0 Hams do it with frequency, till their GIGAHERTZ Hand-me-down clothing -- also known as sharewear Half of analysis is anal Hammasl{{k{ri etsii paikkaa Turku-Tampere -v{lilt{ Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt Hand me that grand piano Han: Well don't get all mushy on me..so long Princess Ham on Rye: A drunk radio operator Handicapped? No, he's just another liberal! Halftime at The Circvs Maximvs, the Lions lead the Christians 367-0 Han: Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here Halp!! Thars a monkey in my BINARY TREE!!! Hakuna Matata Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator Half my life's in book's written pages... - Aerosmith Half a loaf is better than none Half-eaten Pop-Tart found in drive A: Delete children (Y/n)? Hang the expense! Give the canary another seed! Half a quart low Han: I take orders from just one person! Me! Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM! Han: No reward is worth this! Hallucination now in progress. Please stand by Handicapped is a state of mind & I moved out of state Han: Lando's not a system, he's a man HandConfucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner Haha! I'm all better - Crow Ham radio + computers = no time + no money Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent carrier down here Hair color by Bozo the Clown - Crow on redheaded girl Halt! Who goes there? - Frank Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! Hal 9000: David, put down those Windows95 disks. Dave... DAVE! Handles not allowed. Cheeeiit. Potholders wanted. Cheeeiit Hang ten! - Vlad the Impaler at the beach Hang Loose! Half a page of scribbled lines Hane's Law: There is no limit to how bad things can get [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00010 Date: 03/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:58pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Half an hour ahead of schedule, huh? - Sisko Hamlet: (to_be || !to_be) == question Handwritten on a condom machine: "This gum tastes funny!" Hail to Thee, Shoes, wearer of feet Ham operators DO IT with a meat slicer (butchers) Han: What an incredible smell you've discovered your Highness Han: Riker? Riker couldn't whoop me on his best day! Hand me the toilet paper... I have to Quayle Hands...and my...head...and my eyes...are closed wide open Hand me my jackboots. I'm going looking for kittens Halloween's over. Clinton removes mask and reveals BARNEY! Half of what I say is meaningless Han: Watch your mouth kid or you'll find yourself floating home Hahahahahahahaha Geeez, Gary, This is really great!!!!!!!!! Handicaps are not the problem, attitudes are Hairdressers give the best blow jobs Half this game is ninety percent mental. Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager Hang on, I just got a call on my phoneless cord Half the lies they tell me aren't true Han: There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny Han: That was no laser blast! Something hit us Han: Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? Half a page of scribbled lines .. - Pink Floyd Hail Brain... Praise Brain Han: You know, sometimes I even amaze myself Han: If he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him? Hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment Han: I don't know how we're going to get out of this one Han Solo: You could use a good kiss! Han Solo: Smuggler's Pride - By West End Games Hand over the chocolate,and no one gets hurt Half the lies they tell me aren't true. --Yogi Berra Hallo Ricky! Hang up and try your tagline again Han: Don't worry, she'll hold together Hail and well met, Orville! Ham and eggs: A chicken's day's work; a pig's lifetime commitment Half the people in America are faking it. -- Mitchum Halfway through the corner, he ran out of talent - P. Gregg Hal 9000 watching the bridge: My god, it's full of stars! Hands across the water. Hands across the sky! Hairy men in spartan costumes holding bake sales - Tom Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself Hangar... er... ummm... 18, I'm guessing... -- Tom Servo Half a loaf is surely much better than no vacation at all Half-naked people: 50% off! Hammer of justice crushes you Half full glass: Optimist. Half empty: Ted Kennedy Hallan rinteet ovat Hyrynsalmella Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah Hailing frequencies closed. Captain Orville Hang ten! Ride Blue Wave v2.12! Han: You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark Half of prayer is hearing the answer Halted! Hair by Mr. Crow of Beverly Hills Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa(oops!) Hail to he Sun God...He is a fun god...Ra, Ra, Ra! Hand of Vecna? I give it to the litch Half of debugging is making the other bugs work right Hammock time!--Sisko Yo!--Jake Hampster brained and proud of it! Hairdressers do it with curling irons Handspinners are twisted Hailing frequencies open, Captain Hang on there little buddies...the Tick is gonna take a nap CRASH! Hand me my chainsaw, mother, I'm going out to catch dinner Hal 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!" Hairy fishnuts, anyone? Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you Hang-nail in drive A: (A)bort (P)ull (C)ut Hang on Barfo... we're going to make space tracks! Hamster Court ?? Hamsters: Tribble with an attitude Han: You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?! Hamlet, thou art slain. -- Laertes Han: Yes, I bet you have Hand me the Holy Handgrenade! Hands up! * Wax Hitler Han: Then I'll see you in hell! Yah! Haircut -Albert Anastasia (d1957), gangster, last word Halftoning is a gray area Hang on John I gotta get on with this Hail to the King, baby! Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket Half my ancestors were female Halloween: A Pagan holiday perpetrated by the American Dental Assoc Han: Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Ha Hair today - gone tomorrow Han: You like me because I'm a scoundrel Hair by Mr. Crow of Beverly Hills - KTMA era end credit Hamlet, this pearl is thine; Here's to thy health. - Shakespeare HailHail, the gang all said. Let's get naked and suck some heads Hairdressers do it permanently Hail, hail, fire and snow; call the angel Hang on now, but I know that you're gonna lose the fight Haha.. Heard it a couple of years ago but it still makes me laugh.. :) Hail to the Chiefs! Hail to the Chiefs! Hand me that ice cream scoop. - Monty Burns doing brain surgery Handle yourself with your head, handle others with your heart [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00011 Date: 03/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:58pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Han: And I thought they smelt bad on the outside Han: I have a really bad feeling about this Han: It isn't friendly, that's for sure Halloween: Pagan holiday perpetuated by Amer. Dental Assoc Handcuffs are for a truly binding relationship Hamlet is incredibly cruel to Ophelia. -- Mel Gibson Hand me those Fritos and I'll show you Hair force one: The most expensive barber chair ever! Hand me that dolphin-burger, yeah, the one in the styrofoam Hair of the hare: a wimp's hangover cure? Hang on a sec, we'll see what the computer says Haluatko jo yritt? Hail Plaugg, the overwhelmingly adequate! Hand scanner: singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings Hallitus luonnollisesti kiist{{ osallisuutensa Half of IBM layed off, and you try to write a tagline!! Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship Handgun Control Incorporated: America's Pro-Rapist Lobby Han: Laugh it up, fuzz ball Handbook-not-read-Error - System halted Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATT Hand me the laser torch, and give me some room. - O'Brien Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb's lit! Hang'em, hang'em, hang'em - till their toes are danglin! RawHide! Han: This may smell bad kid Hang together or Hang Separately Halluciations?? What hallucinations?! Half wits talk much but say little Handle with care: Elderly tagline Hand-crafted from the finest ASCII Hang on a second here......Yep, that's my Beer_Pager, calling me Han: This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart Hahuh huh hey, dude this board is more fun than frog baseball Han: Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them Hang ten for justice! The TICK Hakuna Matata. It means 'no worries'. -Timon, The Lion King Handipaks of screws always contain too few or too many for the job Hamlet of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated Hang on. Janeway Hamilton and Memphis fought like 'Cats and 'Dogs last night Half the lies people tell about me aren't true Handicrapped: The disadvantage of buying cheap toilet paper Half the woman who go into clinics don't come out alive Hail and well met..... or is that what the hail have I met Halftime at Circus Maximus, and the Lions lead the Christians 67 to 0 Han: There aren't enough scoundrels in your life Hail and Kill Hairy creatures, hairy creatures Hamlet, this pearl is thine - Here's to thy health Han Solo uses Corellan Draw HalfOrc! Hey! Be positive. OK. I'm positive you're a HalfOrc! Hammond: Were you, pinhead? Now you're not Hang onto your load pan, pal! - Tom angrily at Crow Hand me that solar powered flashlight Handshake - How computers get friendly Hail to the Redskins! Hand of God (Lightning Bolt) Hal: You like strapping me down, don't you? Half truths are also big lies! {No @$#%, Sherlock!} Hammertoe - occurs to clumsy carpenters Haiti, Somalia, Bosnia. Remember in November Hal 9000: Help me Dave, I can't run under Windows! Half of conversation is listening Hang on a sec, I'm looking for an appropriate malapropism Han: Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her Han: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit Halitosis is batter than no breath at all Half-elves unite! Haircuts by Weed Whacker (tm) Hangin', I say hangin's too good fo' that boyah! Han: The bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind Hang Gliders DO IT in the air Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam Handnesia: Forgetting the answer the moment you raise your hand Handrage: Frustration trying to open a Band-aid while bleeding a lot Hangin' down from my window, those are my wind chimes Halitosis is better than no breath at all Han: Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right Hand me that AXE will you? Someone is going to die Hahahahahehehehe... Windoze 95 = Amiga 85 Han: You could use a good kiss! Hahahaha Funny Tagline Half a brick short of a full load Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em! Hal, open the pod bay doors or else I'll run MS Windows! Hand over all the chocolates, and no one gets hurt Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the ADA Hang onto being a human for one minute longer! - Kirk Half spider; half water heater; all Handler Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 50th states Handy French phrase: Je suis riche et genereux Hal: "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that." Ziggy "I'm sorry, Al..." Hangin'10 on a Blue Wave in the UK! Ham radio operators do it with high frequency Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto, half not bee Handles not allowed. Potholders wanted Hajde uzmi me sa sobom,uradi mi sve sto znas,hajde uzmi me sa sobom Hail Mail, Full Of GUI Hairdressers do it with a scalp massage [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3E00012 Date: 03/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:59pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large Hail to the Sun God, Ra Ra Ra! Hah! The mighty tagline even knows your name Hakuna Matata! --Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba Hair: Rodent with long ears Halloween Activities - by Bob N. Forapples Half truths are also big lies! Hail to the sun god Handcuffs ... for a truly binding relationship Hang 'em all, and let God sort out the guilty ones Half a wit is better than none -- so be grateful Hamlet, thou art slain. -- Shakespeare Hang up your logic over there Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.) Half-height drive: a midget's sexual capacity Hailing frequencies closed. Captain Bullitt Halloween is *not* Christmas, even though 31 oct = 25 dec Hams do it with exciters Hal: Oh, I didn't mean to step on your toes there Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt Halfway between sleep and awake, dreams are remembered Hams do it till it Hz Hamsters: Tribbles with an attitude Hams do it 'till their Gigahertz Ham radio operators do it with frequency Han: Hurry up will ya, I haven't got all day Half of everything you learned is already obsolete Half of the patients who go to an abortion clinic die Hang onto your turban, kid - We're gonna make you a *star*! - Genie Hand me a hand-grenade. Pre-Op is getting crowded Half Moon tonight - its better than no Moon at all Hang mistletoe at the airport - Kiss your luggage good-bye! Hang enough of 'em, Pilgrim. The kids will be safer when playing Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! Hail, hail, rock and roll Han: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse Hang Political Correctness! I'd rather be _right_! Hang that newbie, while your at it hang the horse too! Ham and Eggs: The chicken is INVOLVED; the pig is COMMITTED! Half the people on this ship just fainted. McCoy Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent Han: You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me Handgun Control Inc.: The Average American is Crazy Hangin in, Hangin out, and Hangin on Handle with care: Elderly recipe Ham operators do it with FREQUENCY, till their GIGAHERTZ! Han: You said it, Chewie. Where did you pick up that old fossil? Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce! Han: It's not my fault! Hammer throwers do it with 16 pound balls of steel Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard--I'm Hand over all the lupins you got! - Dennis Moore Hal Daub, Congressman (Neb.), was an Eagle Scout Half the battle lies in knowing who is asking the questions Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in history Hang on tight and survive. Everybody does. - Kirk Halt! Who goes there? - TV's Frank Half-eaten Choc Chip Muesli Bar in drive A. Delete children (Y/N)? Han: I feel terrible Han: Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you Hang'em, hang'em, hang'em - till their bodies are danglin! RawHide! Hahahahaha, yeahh baby!! - Jim The Anvil Neidhart Hailing frequencies open, sir. - Uhura Han: I've got a very bad feeling about this Hams do it till thier megahertz Haneek - Don't you sleep with your males? Han: I Love You Leia: I know Hallelujah, Tom said handily Hams DO IT with more frequency Hand me that ax, Eugene. I'm about to do some hacking Hai-Ya! Ranma no date with Shampoo? Shampoo KILL Ranma! : Shampoo Hair by Lyle Lovett. - Rita Hand in hand with fear and shadows, Crying at the funeral party Half the world tries to slim; the other half is starving Hands off that hamster! Hallelujah! Put your HANDS on the MODEM! Hammer Big Brother till he's just a tired, little old man Han: What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Hail Jesus, You're my Lord! Han: Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident! Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of a human Hand me my staple gun. His bandage is loose. -- Dr. Milstone Half the house was wrecked by a giant sandwich! Half of everything you know is already obsolete Han: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought! Hand me that crowbar... I must pry out this bullet Hams do it with greater frequency!!! Han: Where did you dig up that old fossil Hand over the chocolate, NOW, and no one will get hurt! Half the truth is often a great lie. - Benjamin Franklin Haha! Take THAT, stupid human Hand me that Spotted Owl drumstick -yeah, the one in the Styrofoam Hahahaha! - Salacious Crumb Han: I think we're in trouble Hang up already Hail to the Sun god! He is a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra! Hang the traitors in DC *now*!! Half a bubble off plumb. - attributed to Mark Twain Hakuna Matata! What A Wonderful Phrase! [End Tags]