--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00030 Date: 03/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:21pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] HHOK Ha, Ha Only Kidding HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! HEX. The curse put on programmers by IBM HERES LOOKING AT YOU (o ) (o ) ( o) ( o) KID!!! HHB: Halt and Hang Bus HEADLINE: IRAQUI HEAD SEEKS ARMS HEY!!! Who said you could read this tagline, anyway?!?! HHGTTG: I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal HHGTTG: I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side HHGTTG: Old hitchhikers never die-they just throw in the towel HEADLINE: STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN HEADLINE: Milk drinkers are turning to powder HELP ! I'm trapped inside a Chinese modem factory...#$%@& - NO CARRIER HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! HEADLINE: TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST HHGTTG: The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky HHGTTG: Here! Stick this fish in your ear! HELLO 911: If Reporting a Murder Press 1, Robbery Press 2 HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn HHGTTG: Improbability drive engaged HEADLINE: PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD HEADLINE: FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL HELP! It's dark in here Oh, my eyes were closed - sorry HELLO FROM THE FUNNY FARM HEY THERE! Don't step on my friends! - F. Wiggler HEY! Don't crush that dwarf, Hand me the pliers HEADLINE: JUDGE ACTS TO REOPEN THEATER HEY! I'm heavily armed, bored, and off my medication! HHGTTG: It said Don't Panic in big friendly letters HHGTTG: Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit HHGTTG: The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment HEADLINE: CHINESE APEMAN DATED HELP! HELP! I'm bein' repressed! - Monty Python HERS, pron. His HELLLP, I've fallen and I can't.......Hey! Nice Carpet!! HHGTTG: 42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country! - Chelsea Clinton HHGTTG: Ford, you're turning into a tagline. Stop it HELP! I've FALLEN...and I HE WHO DISLIKES CATS WAS A RAT IN HIS FORMER LIFE HHGTTG: Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless! HEY! Stop reading me!!! HE'S AT IT AGAIN! - Rex HELLLLLPPPPPP!!! -- Dr. Forrester HHGTTG: What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man? - Zaphod HEADLINE: ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX HEADLINE: BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS HEY!!!! Where's the bubblegum?!?!!!! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed! HEADLINE: Missing turtle turns up after 13 years HHOJ :Ha Ha, only joking HHGTTG: Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal! HELP! I'm being Qmailed to death HEALTH WARNING: Product weight depends on its velocity HHGTTG: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Marvin HEADLINE: COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES HELP WANTED: self-starter. Must have spare solenoid HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this Tagline Conference HIGH DENSITY : The office idiot on the roof HHGTTG: Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges HHGTTG: So this is it. We're going to die! - Arthur Dent HEY HO, LET'S GO ! HIC! HLLP I'M STUSCT IN BOOOZZZE WAREHUSE HERE LIES H. ROSS PEROT - No, Wait HHGTTG: But, how are you, metalman? -Ford Very depressed. -Marvin HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt HELP ME! MY BRAIN! I JUST DROPPED IT! AARRGGHH! HEY BEAVIS! Type "deltree windows" HHAALLFF DDUUPPLLEEXX TTAAGGLLIINNEE HELP!!! THE PARANOIDS ARE AFTER ME !!! HELP! My Hard Drive has fallen and I have no taglines! HELP! I'm being held captive in a tagline factory! HELP ! I'm trapped inside a Chinese modem factory...#$%@& - HELLO,ikke ben ikke,ben jij jij? HEDGEHOGS do it cautiously HHGTTG: On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HELP! I can't reboot and Windows is cross-linking my hard drive! HEADLINE: GENETIC ENGINEERING SPLITS SCIENTISTS HERS(adj): pronounced "HIS" HELL HAS JUST FROZEN OVER: It snowed at school today HHGTTG: The mice will see you now - Slartibartfast HHGTTG: I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS HELL (n): Backing up a gigabyte HD with 360K floppies HELP!! I've fallen into my TRQ and can't read my way out!!! HEY! What is MY picture doing in YOUR wife's wallet, EH?! HERE LIES DANNY DE VITO - Under Six Feet HE AIN'T HEAVY--HE'S MY step BROTHER's aunt's sister's husband HELP!!! The Ferengi stole my tagline database!!! HEADLINE: STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE HEADLINE: TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY HHI have 9705 Trek taglines, which includes tribble tags. Are HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies HELP! The Blue Wave packet ate my DOG! HHGTTG: Death's too good for them, he said HEADLINE: California Raisins Murdered. Cereal Killer Suspected HHGTTG: Does that matter at this stage? shouted Arthur HHGTTG: He knew where his towel was HHGTTG: Yes, said Ford, we're trapped HHGTTG: TOWEL - Don't leave home without it! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00031 Date: 03/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:22pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer! HEADLINE: HORNETS WILL ACCENT THROWING GAME IN '81 HELLOOOOOOO SysOp! HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar! HEADLINE: COMMUTER TAX ON NEW YORKERS KILLED IN NEW JERSEY HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly HEY CONGRESS! What ever happened to the Constitution? HELL: (n) Backing up a 600Mbyte HD with 360Kbyte floppies HHGTTG: Thank you, it said, for making a simple door very happy HEY!! What's goin' on here? Timon HELICOPTER PILOTS do it while hovering HELP! I'm stuck in an infinite loop! HELP I'm stuck in an HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS HEADLINE: CARTER TICKS OFF BLACK HELP HELL,He's even more punk than me!!!huh huh HE AIN'T HEAVY--HE'S MY BROTHER's aunt's sister's husband HEADLINE: President & VP change names back to Bill Beavis & Al Butthead HEADLINE! OJ is acquitted...asks Judge Ito for his blood HHGTTG: OK Beeblebrox, hold it right there. We've got you covered! HHGTTG: Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons HEADLINE: TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS HEY!!! What happened to my WORSHIP_REDHEADS conference???? HELICOPTER PILOTS do it with autorotation HE WHO DIES WITH *** CHRIST *** WINS ! HELP, HELP, the paranoids are after me HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGG HELLO HELLO HELLO hmmmm must be that darn ECHO again HHGTTG: So long, and thanks for all the fish! HHGTTG: Guidance: See under Advice. Advice: See under Guidance HEADLINE: TOWN TO DROP SCHOOL BUS WHEN OVERPASS IS READY HELP!! A virus ate all my taglines HEY GARBONZA, HOW YOU BEAN? HHGTTG: It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine. - Arthur Dent HEADLINE: ENDFIELD COUPLE SLAIN: POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE HHGTTG: The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate HII'MSKEEVEPLEASEDTOMEETYOU! - Skeeve HEEEEEEEEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need more tagline spa HELPIPRESSEDRESETBUTTHECOMPUTERDIDN'TREBOOTANDINEEDHELP HEADLINE: HALF-MILLION ITALIAN WOMEN SEEN ON PILL HEADLINE: COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY HHGTTG: This is true... but unhelpful. Arthur HEADLINE: WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE HEY RABBIT, Does sh!# stick to your fur? HHGTTG: 6 x 9 = 42. In base 13 HHGTTG: Vogons! snapped Ford. We're under attack! HHGTTG: Strag: (n) nonhitchhiker HHGTTG: I won't enjoy it said Marvin HEADLINE: DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE HEY! I was just kiddi#*$#!^*UNO CARRIER HHGTTG: We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! HEY YOU!!!!!!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!! HEADLINE: Check with Doctors before getting sick HELL is not a cussword it's a geographical location HHGTTG: Earth: Mostly Harmless HHGTTG: Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent... Be very, very frightened HEADLINE: SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED HEADLINE: SCIENTISTS TO HAVE FORD'S EAR HEY! What is your picture doing in my wife's wallet? ! HEADLINE: ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE HHGTTG: Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent HELP!!! I'm a stolen Tagline!!! HEY! The lamp's running away! -Grandpa Simpson HEO: Halt and Execute Operator HEADLINE: NUNS DROP SUIT; BISHOPS AGREE TO AID THEM HEADLINE: President and VP change names back to Beavis and Butthead HHGTTG: but probably quite unable to drink the coffee HELP, I've fallen and I can't reach my modem HEY! I thought it was my turn to fire the missles!?! HELP! I'm talking and I can't shut up! HEADLINE: S. FLORIDA ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW HHGTTG: Earth - mostly harmless - The Guide HHGTTG: Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy mixturations are to me HECK NO, WE WON'T WINDOW HEADLINE: SPLIT REARS IN FARMERS' MOVEMEMT HEY DOG! Don't you pick up that !@#$*!?^%&@....<*BANG*>...NO TERRIER HHGTTG: I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Runs tests, finds nothing wrong, bills you for $950 HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE????!!!!!!! - Timone HHGTTG: What's so bad about being drunk? Ask a glass of water HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!! (It snowed at school today.) HE WHO hesitates is probably smart. Edsil Murphy HELP! I've fallen and I'm too LAZY to get up! HELP!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!! HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's! HICK: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls HELL: Writing a MOD player in Fortran HHGTTG: No one had gone bananas, not in that way at least HEADLINE: SILENT TEAMSTER BOSS GETS UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, LAWYER HELP! I've modemed and I can't STOP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HEADLINER: Elvis seen with Nicole Simpson at donut shop HHGTTG: Arthur Dent had never, ever suspected this HEADLINE: ALL-STARS TURN ON SPARSE CROWD HEADLINE: Shellfish sue for damages in small clams court! HHGTTG: Oh, just looking for flying saucers - green ones!, Ford Prefect HESATO: Hamsters Earning Support Against Tribble Over-Awareness HHGTTG: And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well HHGTTG: It begins with a house - HHGTTG HDRW: Halt and Display Random Word HELP..I have fallen and I like it here! HELP! I married a Heinlein Woman! No wait, DON'T help..! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00032 Date: 03/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:22pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] HHGTTG: That's it, said Ford, that's it exactly HEADLINE: COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGATABLES HELP!!! I've changed into a WOMAN and can't get up!!! HEADLINE: EYE DROPS OFF SHELF HHGTTG: How was the Disaster Area concert last night? HHGTTG: I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes HEADLINE: Woman unsure how she sat on pork chop bone HEADLINE: 10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED HHGTTG: Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know? - Gag Halfrunt HEADLINE: HERSHEY BARS PROTEST HEALTH FOOD: Anything that tastes this bad must be good for me HEADLINE! OJ is acquitted...asks Judge Ito for his bloody glove back HEPICMEHIMA PRNCTYP 3ABPANJEH !! HELP ! I've fallen and can't remember where HEN PARTY A bunch of birds clucking about who is laying whom HEROES? I LOVE that show! -The Deadly Bulb HELP! I am being followed by Paranoids! HEADLINE: STERILIZATIONS SOLVES PROBLEMS FOR PETS, OWNERS HHOS :Ha Ha, only serious HHGTTG: Six pints of bitter. Quickly please, the world's about to end HEBREW: Mo'adim Lesimkha HHGTTG: Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory HEY! Who took the cork off my lunch! HEY! These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts! HELP COMMAND: Shake monitor violently to correct mistake HE WHO laughs last probably made a backup. Edsil Murphy HEY, Good L-double O-K-I-N-G! HEY! THAT'S MY ACCORDION!-Gen, WTNE HHGTTG: No! Shut up! said Ford. I think we're in trouble HEAL THE WORLD....MICHAEL JACKSON HELP, I'm a Rich Man Trapped in an Unemployed guy's Body HEY DOG! Don't you pick up that !@#$*!?^%&@....<*BANG*> HEEEEEEERE I come. . . to save the DAAAAAAAYYY !!!!! HELP ME, I'M A PRISONER IN A CHINESE COMPUTER TERMINAL! HEADLINE: DRUNKEN DRIVERS PAID $1, 000 IN '84 HEREDITY is okay until your children act like fools! HHGTTG: Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . . - Vogon Poetry HERSHEY BARS PROTEST HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up Half life (n.) -- HHGTTG: Oh no, not again! - Bowl of Petunias HEADLINE: SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66 HHGTTG: Fine, said Arthur, when can I go home? HIKERS do it naturally HHGTTG: Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm HEADLINE: MRS. RYDELL'S BUST UNVEILED AT NEARBY SCHOOL HELP! The Economy has fallen, and it can't get UP! HEY! Who's the who censored my post? HEY!! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers! HEADLINE: President & VP change names back to Beavis & Butthead HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer! HENRY LUCE - Out of Time and Life HEISENBERG - I may or may not be here HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water HEADLINE: Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better HEADLINE: DR RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS HEADLINE: HENSHAW OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS HELLLLLPPPPPP!!! - Dr. Forrester screams HHGTTG: You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? HELF - Me spillen chekka as gon on stwike HEX: What programmers put on software HHGTTG: What the hell is that!? - Arthur HEADLINE: IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS? HH>In case you don't have many Tribble taglines, here is some HHGTTG: My name? said the old man sadly, is Slartibartfast HE'S LANG CHOW, the GERBIL OF DEATH! Enter the Rodent Pt.7 - Rocko HHGTTG: You got a towel with you? HHGTTG: Mostly harmless?! shouted Arthur HE has not a single redeeming defect HHGTTG: Arthur, you're getting hysterical. Shut up! - Ford Prefect HEY KID! Pull my finger... go ahead! * Holiday tricks for Uncles* HELP!! My mail reader's been eaten by a comm program HHMMMMMMM! HEY hey everybody! No need for obscene hand gestures HHGTTG: But there isn't any real people here at all! So what's new?! HHGTTG: Some people like the oddest things - Trillian HHGTTG: Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you HELLO Hello hello... Is there anybody OUT there? (PF) HEY! We have not ONCE ever boiled you in tar! - Dire Wolf HELP! My computer has a virus and NAV and CPAV are stupid! HELL: Maintaining Santa Claus's database HEY Little girl you wanna candy bar??? HEY! DON'T PICK UP THAT PHO^^@*#(@%&};">*#@/+^!| HHGTTG: Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox? - Ford Prefect HEADLINE: MEAT HEAD FIGHTS HIKE IN MINIMUM PAY HHGTTG: We're going to get lynched, aren't we? - Phouchg HEADLINE: MONDALE'S OFFENSIVE LOOKS HARD TO BEAT HEY!!! I resemble that remark! HHGTTG: Time, said Arthur weakly,is not currently one of my problems HERC PILOTS deliver bigger loads HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision HI KIDS! I'm Krusty the Assimilator, and this is my sidekick, Sideshow Borg! HHGTTG: You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinitely I'm game HENG Huge Evil Nasty Grin HHGTTG: The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin! - Ford Prefect HEADLINE: NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD HF's: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls HEY! Is this where you're supposed to put the tagline??? HEADLINE: GROVER MAN DRAWS PRISON TERM, FINE FOR SEX ACTS HHGTTG: What, said Trillian quietly, about the missles? HHGTTG: Go bang your heads together, four-eyes! - Arthur Dent [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)