--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00023 Date: 03/02/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:44pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Guns no more cause crime than flies cause garbage Guy: 800 head grazing * Joel: That's a whole lotta head Gumbo's so good, makes me want to pistol whip my grandmother! Gun control is the ability to put two bullets in one hole.-Ted Nugent Guy: I must make something clear * Tom I'm wearing a bra! Gun control means holding it with both hands Guy: Serge' * Tom: Stop calling me that, I'm straight! Guns don't kill people off-line readers do Gumbo, crawfish, Cajuns and Barq's...Heaven on earth! Guy: That's Rocky * Tom: A flying squirrel Gun control treats the symptom, not the disease Guy: A chicky little thing like... * Tom: Chicken wings Gun Control is People Control Guy: She belongs to me! Servo: I have the pink slip! Guy: All the way out * Crow: And wiggle it! Gun Control: A criminal's best friend Gumble Gus Trichinosis in charge of undercooked pork - Crow Gump. "May I have a chocolate?", Tom asked sweetly Guy: Gang way! * Crow: How much DOES the gang weigh? Guns of Navarrone vs. the Demonic Toys... Tom Servo Guy: Don't mean to put you down * Tom: But you SUCK! Gunslingers with Gas: by Wyatt Urp Guns cause crime like cameras cause pornography! Gun registration??! How about registering gang members instead!! Gun control: Who ever has the gun has the control! Guns Don't Kill People...Death Kills People Guns don't kill people, psychotic people with guns kill people Guns cause crime like seatbelts cause car accidents Guy: Lose your troubles * Mike: Offer void in Ohio Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at! Guns don't kill people, Rap music does Guy: Drops his G's * Crow: Drops his pants! Gunbelts save lives, "Buckle Up America" for safety's sake! Guy: I wanna make a free fall * Tom: (to girl) On you! Guns or butter. Take your pick Guy: My glasses always come down * Tom: So do my pants! Guns don't kill people. I do Guy: (woodenly) Got any...Money? * Crow: No, I...Don't Gun Control works, ask any Communist Country! Guns don't kill people. Moderators kill people Gun control means a 2 inch group at 25 yards! Guy: Good movies * Crow: Like 'Bikini Car Wash'? Guru [n]: a computer owner who can understand the manual Gun Owners: United we stand, divided we will fall Guy: (To Ross Hagen) Where ya from? * Tom: Sidehackers Guy: Her feet clamped tightly together * Crow: Nuff said Gulliver huomasi armeijan marssivan vatsallaan Guns don't kill! Ex-wifes kill! Gun control: It isn't about guns, it about *control* Guy: Ever read the Bible? * Crow: No, but I saw the movie Gun control makes everyone criminals Guns don't kill people. Lack of structural integrity of the brain does Guy: I wonder* Crow: Who wrote the Book of Love Gun Control: Ability to kill what you aim at! Guy: Do you read? * Mike: Oh, the occasional magazine Gun control laws protect violent criminals Gun Control? Ask Lorena Bobitt about knife Control! Guns don't kill. its the fast moving lead projectiles Guy: Brave of spirit * Crow: And taught of buttocks Guy: Shall we begin * Crow: The Beguine! Guy: I'm landing * Crow: And I can't get up! Guy: Incredible? * Mike: Not really Guy: Communicate with the departed * Tom: GASP!!! Guns don't cause crime any more than flies cause garbage Gun Control: Switch-blade laws stopped stabbings too, huh Guy: Bird spider * Joel: A big flippin' bird spider Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians Gun bans work! Just look how safe Washington DC is! Guy: He was hanged * Crow T. Robot: Was he well-hanged? Gun Control = Breathing, sight alignment, trigger control Gummy Bears! Inside my head! They're chewing on my brain!! Gun-Grabber Guts...the rarest substance in the universe Guy: Need some new men * Crow: Slim hipped & Willowy! Guns don't kill people, people kill People! Guy: Love * Crow: Soft as an easy chair Gun control - unilateral victim disarmament! Gun control is being able to hit what you aim at Guns don't kill people - fast moving lead projectiles do Guy: Been around pilots? * Tom: Well, there's Tailhook Guy: Dr. Petrie * Crow: Dr. Pee Pee?! Guy: Dummy screws * Tom: No, CHALLENGED screws Gun Control means using 2 hands Guns do Guy: Learn anything? * Tom: Yeh, you're the father Gurgle..., saith the Dopefish Guy: He likes ladies & gambling * Tom: Pervert! Guy: 100 knots. 90 knots * Tom: Don Knotts, Knots Landing Guy: Jr.Rodeo Daredevils Joel R.: Smothered in gravy! Guns don't kill people. Mailreaders kill people! Guy: Broad was a cop * Mike: And not a natural redhead! Gullible isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up! Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people Guy: Sue & him * Crow: She's suing him? Gun-foo beats Kung-Fu EVERY time Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do Guy: Sue & I * Crow: Should be kept far apart Guy: A world of cold unemotional beings. Joel: Minnesota? Guy: I see your problem * Crow: I raise you a predicament [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00024 Date: 03/02/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:45pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Gun control - Federally sanctioned suicide Gullible? Is that a new word for 'stupid'? - Jerry Lawler Guy: Product development * Tom: Starts at age twelve Guten TAG Guy: Petrified stones * Tom: Like Keith Richards? Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain Guns - today's leading cause of statistics ! Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets. Guns get them going faster Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter Guns don't kill people, fast flying bullets do Gut Reaction-The crutch of intellectual cripples -J Cooper Guy: Into S.A.C. - Crow: In the sack?! Guy: I'll be frank * Crow: I have NO bladder control Gun Control: Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off Gun collection programs are a good way to get rid of a murder weapon Guns don't die. People do Guns, God 'n Guts Gun control isn't about guns, it's about control Guns don't kill, its that darn chemical reaction in the b Gun registration is not enough. -- Janet Reno Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful Guy: The choicest of their animals * Crow T. Robot: Their dates! Guy: A nice, thick, juicy- (camera shakes) Crow: Seizure! Gun bans don't disarm criminals. Gun bans attract them. - W. Mondale Guy: His name is Hall * Crow: Huntz Hall? Guns don't kill people ... Irate Postal workers kill people Guy: She looks frightened * Crow: And startlingly erotic Gun Control?... Fine as long as I'm controlling them Guns don't kill people, pumpkins kill people Gun control laws are enforced at gunpoint Guy: Science fiction & science fact * Crow: Science crap Guns don't kill people. It's those pesky bullets Guy: Sit down...Sit down* Crow: Sit down...Sit down Guns don't kill people...but they make it easier! Guy: Pornography * Tom: That's what I'm in the mood for Guy: Jr.Rodeo Daredevils * Joel: Smothered in gravy! Guy: She's the... * Mike: (sings) Top. The Mona Lisa! Guy: Double C men * Tom: Double semen! Hahaha! Guy: End of the trail * Tom: The SOOOOOUUUL Trail! Guns ARE designed to kill. Got a problem with that? Gun Control = Job Safety For The Criminal Guy: The Rides are over * Crow: The lawsuits begin Guns take 5 days,the knives you can take now, Mrs. Bobbit Guy: Buck, buddy! * Mike: Butt buddy?!? Gun Control Advocates make great target holders Gun control is not crime control Guy: A quiet village * Crow: Made out of toothpicks Guns don't kill people, it's those darn little bullets! Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo Guy: Please understand-- * Joel: --I'm a magic man Guns don't kill people... Governments do!!! Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents Guy: Dont go to bed w/wet hair * Crow: Or a first date! Guy: Talking * Mike: Boinging Guy: The boiling tar * Crow: With croutons & cheese Gun control means people control. - Adolph Hitler 1939 Guru Meditation #8100000B.466F6F21 Guns, like seat belts, are very useful in emergencies! Guy: Marked by carelessness * Crow: ...and the Devil! Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is 50 percent Gun Control Laws make honest citizens helpless and defenseless Guy: I have an idea * Crow: Chick peas! Gun Control is a Tight Pattern ( ( (::) ) ) Gun control doesn't work, Grabbing the crook by the neck works! Guy: A midnight stroll * Tom: To Georgia Guns don't kill people; postal employees kill people Gun Control laws are Victim Disarmament Laws Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at target Guy: A chisel * Tom: What about girls, young man? Gump of Borg: Life is like a box of assimilation Guy: Ever been in love? * Mike: Does my uncle count? Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people! -- Sledge Hammer Guy Fawkes, the last man to enter Parliament with honest intent! Guns don't kill people - maggots do Guns are interesting, accurate ones are even more interesting! Gun Control is 1/4 MOA or better Gun Control: Those who have the guns have the control! Gun Control = People Control Gunfighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun Gun safety is no accident Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything Gun Control: Hitting what you aim at Guy: Deranged, but right * Crow: He's the funny one Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people Guns, like all weapons, increase the likelyhood of crime. Guy who dies with most taglines wins. "I WIN!"-Danny Dp Guns are not foolproof, don't belong in the hands of fools Guy: Smell of woodchips * Tom: I put them in my underwear Gun bans work! Just look how safe New York City and Washington DC Guns don't kill people ... homocidal maniacs with big axes kill people Gun safety, is not the red dot on your rifle! Guns cause crime like barking causes dogs Guns don't kill people, disgruntled postal workers kill people Gutuntite: German for female virgin Guy: My horse, my cow, my men * Crow: Everything I love! Gun control = victim disarmament Guy: Help! * Joel: Kelp? They're asking for sea weed? Guns don't kill people - Janet Reno and BATF kill people Gun control is 1/2 groups [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00025 Date: 03/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:07pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] H-P = (H)ate (P)aper HACKERS multiply with stars HACKERS do it synchronously HARDWARE designers' performance is hardware dependant HAL: I-1; B-1; M-1 (2001) HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY PEEL PEEL PEEL! HARDWARE HACKERS do it electrically HANDYMEN PERFORM odd jobs around the house HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with more frequency HARDEEHAR Here's a really dumb euphemism hardly anyone reads Gypsy: Mike, unless they have fooled with the system AGAIN, they DO HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with higher frequency Guy: You go with Vince * Crow: Lombardi! Gypsy: Mike, you dial 911 Gypsy: Joel, is there any point to this? HAM OPERATORS do it with more frequency Gypsy: Not evil! Gypsy Dwarf Escapes Prison: Small Medium at large HAL, I've decided to make you IBM compatible. -- Dave Guy:Top level loading * Crow:Lets see some bottom loading Guy:Tribe of Kugars * Crow:At your Lincoln Mercury dealer HACKERS do it indirectly HACKERS do it in libraries HACKERS do it with DDT Gypsy dwarf escapes from prison: Small medium at large HARD DRIVE REFORMATTED!! That's what you wanted [Y/n]? Guy: Where are you? * Mike: I'm here, I think Guy: What's this? * Crow: EVIL! HAvIng fUn wIth thE trAnslAtIOn tAblEs Gypsies have crystal balls Guy:Learn anything * Crow:No I got wood clamps on my ears Guy:Don't want to grow anymore * Joel:I'm a Toys'R'Us Kid HAMS do it till their MegaHertz! Guys, one of Vivian's socks escaped! HAvE yOu EvEeR tRiEd T0 TyPe WiTh YoUr EyE's CLosEd ?????? Gypsies know everything. It's true. -- Lazaros Harisiadis HA you don't remember your own name most the time! Guy:What's this strange feeling? * Joel: It's a voiceover H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's Politically Correct! H-m-m-m, looks like a typical, generic case of buffer barf! HARSH REALM: Coming soon Guys wanna hear about my fruit fly experiment? - Tom HACKERS don't do it -- they're hacking all the time HACKERS do it relocatably HAL: Murder Operator HAPPY HUNTING!!! HAHAHA! *gulp* Er...hehehe...nice dress, Mr. Worf Gynecentrically-challenged and proud of it! HDO: Halt and Disable Operator Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Politicians HACKERS do it with phantoms Gypsy: Mrs. Forrester, your son is *sick*! Guy:Thank you White Goddess * Tom: Thank YOU white racist Guy: What does scare you? * Mike: Soda crackers Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger HACKERS do it with bugs HACKERS do it with simultaneous access Gypsy dwarf escapes from jail. Small medium at large HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day Guy: You know Randy * Crow: What a good wife you would be Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Administrators HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR GYNOTERRORIST TODAY? H. Ross Perot: Folksy billionaire or Ferengi in disguise? Gypsy: I'm pretty sure I'm a woman Gypsy: No, you fool! I mean power! Ultimate power! Gypsy: The sisters are doing it for themselves! HAL: "You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" HACKERS do it loaded Guy: We know who did it * Crow T. Robot: A killer! Hahaha! Guy: You'll look poised & dignified * Mike: No you won't Gypsy: We're down here in Deep 13! HARDWARE HACKERS like to finger the mainframe HAL 9000: Dave, put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE! Guy: What's the first feature? * Tom: Bosoms! Guy: What's the solution? * Tom: Saline! HABIT, n. A shackle for the free Guy:Baby chicks are soft & lovable * Crow: And squishable HCI -- (H)elp for the (C)riminally (I)nclined HARDWARE buffs do it in nanoseconds Guy: What's the solution? Servo: Saline! HACKERS do it with fewer instructions HACKERS do it with slaves Guy: Use plenty of lip & tongue action * Tom: Aheheheha! H Ross Perot Virus - chcks systm - any V - it quits HACKERS do it faster HALLOWEEN TAGLINE: Gimme all your goodies! Guy: The public image * Crow: Limited Guy: Yes, you MUST * Joel: Increase your BUST! H is for Hernandez, the original name for Yar HD Recovery: see online documentation H' An Bluid Faidir! HAMS do it in Magahurtz! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--oops, I covered up the funny tagline! HARK! Deborah A. Hayes said to All on 29 Feb 96 at 1:45 AM: Gypsy: I'm a registered nurse with the Mayo Clinic H > Besides. Who's going to tell the moderator he's off topi HACKERS do it automatically Guy: With Imoa * Tom: And a hedge trimmer Gypsy: Mubutu, mubutu, mubutu Gwyddon pies -- made with perfect love and perfect crust [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3D00026 Date: 03/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:08pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines