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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00007 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [ 6/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 6 of 13...
 
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege
Everything You Know Is Wrong!
Exactly what time were you born yesterday?
Excuse me while I recharge my flamethrower ...
Excuse me, is this a private fight or can anyone join in?
Facts are wasted on @N@.
Find new, unsuspecting people to believe your bu||$#!t...  <sigh>
For the last time, don't exaggerate!
From here, it looks like you could use new underwear.
From the Desk of the Head Bozo...
Fu<k 'em if they can't take a joke.
Fu<k You Very Much!!!
G- t- h-ll -ssh-l-..... Buy a vowel!  Buy a vowel!
Gee, I love your approach.  Let's see your departure...
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
Get drunk and tip cows...
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile.
Go ahead...say something...amuse your friends...both of 'em...
Go on, you seem to like babbling to yourself.
God must love stupid people.  He made so many of them.
God told me to set you on fire.
God's gift to women?  I hope someone saved the receipt.
Good thing your father panicked like a scared little woman.
Great minds discuss ideas; small ones, people.
Group Photo: :-) :-) :-) :-P  @FN@, must you ruin EVERY shot?
Grow up?!?  He never finished his _first_ childhood! :-)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Guess what, kid...life's a b*tch and so am I.
Happiness is @FN@'s face on a milk carton!
Has a brain like a B-B in a boxcar.
Has a few birds loose in the attic.
Has a few screws loose.
Has a few screws loose, otherwise ok!
Has a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle.
Has a few wait states.
Has a mind like a sieve.
Has a photographic memory; too bad there's no film in the camera.
Has a slow clock.
Has an ego like a black hole.
Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
Have you ever modeled for Halloween masks?
He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
He lost his mind when a butterfly kicked him in the head.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds!
He's so lazy he even hires someone to do his snoring for him.
Hear you've been sick. If I were you I'd be sick, too!
Hello? Helloo! Hello, can we move on to another word now?
Help @N@ buy a clue.
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull some intelligence outta @TO@.
Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line!
Hey, lookit that!  A shark wearing @FN@'s SCUBA gear!
His brain is overloading/It has a chocolate coating!
Hmmm, the fence must still be down over at the funny farm.
Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
Holy ^&*#, @FN@, you're wrong again! I hate being right all the time.
Hoof-in-mouth disease... it isn't just for cattle any more.
How was your lobotomy?
I am a horse gelder by trade, and I need the practice.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I do not think you would accept my help, as I am waiting to kill you.
I don't know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it!
I fart in your general direction...
I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I heard you had a thought once - but it died of loneliness.
I heard you were at the dog show?  Who won SECOND prize?
I know you're not as stupid as you seem. No one could be!
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.
I see your foot and your mouth have been introduced.
I studied surgery under Lorena Bobbit, but I go a little lower.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came @N@.
I wonder what you'd charge to haunt a house?
I would object to his principles, if he had any.
I'd help you out, but I don't know how you came in.
I'd like to find your Inner Child and kick it's little a$$!
I'd slap you, but <spack> splatters!
I'll let you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last.
I'm amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
I'm glad you don't have a dual personality. This one's bad enough.
I'm telling myself you're just an atmospheric disturbance.
I've heard of hard-headed people, but...
I've never TRIED to insult you. I've never HAD to try.
If @FN@ had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
If @FN@ knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
If @FN@ said what he thought, he'd be speechless.
If B.S. was concrete, @TO@ could be Interstate 80!
If B.S. was music, @TO@ could be a brass band!
If brains were C-4, @TO@ couldn't blow his nose!
If bull**** were music, you'd be a brass band.
If bu||$#!t could fly.... @N@ would be the space shuttle.
If I had a hammer, I'd hit you over the head.
If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
If ignorance is bliss, then you must be having multiple orgasms.
If stupidity had survival value, you would live forever!
If we offend, it is with our taglines. -Tagspeare
If you can read this, you are in Phaser Range!
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll laugh at you.
If you ever need a friend, buy a dog.
If you fell into a barrel of tits you'd come up sucking your thumb.
If you had a brain you'd be playing with it.
If you had half a brain you'd be dangerous, a full brain: LETHAL!
If you had half a brain you'd have TWO things to play with.
If you were any dumber, you'd have to be watered twice a week!
Ignorance is bliss.  I can tell you are real happy too!
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
Indians worship the cow. You worship an a$$ - yourself!
Insanity Meter: [                / ] 98%
Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
Is @TO@ still recognized at cockfights?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn.
Is your pager set on vibrate your bottom?
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00008 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [ 7/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 7 of 13...
 
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
It is not polite to point..Throw this brick at it instead.
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
It's people like you, who make people like me above average.
Its True; I was born at night...... but not Last night.
Its True; I was born in the morning...... but not THIS morning!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a moron.
Just because you're STUPID ain't no excuse.
Keep your nose to the grindstone...it'll sharpen your boogers.
Killing time. Wasting space. Going through a phase.
Kinked slinky.
Know what your problem is, human?  You're still breathing.
Let yourself go! No one wants you.
Live Long and Suffer.
Lock and load, @TOFIRST@. It's a turkey shoot and I got a bead on you!
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for @TOFIRST@.)
May a camel give birth in your tent.
May a thousand angry hornets take refuge in your pants.
May all your boils, sores, scabs, scuffs, and carbuncles be little ones.
May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
May God answer all your prayers - then mistake your worst enemy for you.
May habaneras grow in your armpits.
May Rothschild make you his heir, then outlive you.
May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.
May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
May the wolves never eat you because you're so tough and stringy.
May they find thousands of new cures for you each year.
May they name something new after you: a disease.
May you afford only the finest gruel.
May you and your wife share with each other like a horse and a sparrow.
May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.
May you be such a fast healer, new boils keep growing over your scabs.
May you be twins, so that all your pains, troubles, and worries are double.
May you become the greatest expert on drought, locust, pip, and anthrax.
May you croak one day before your worst enemy.
May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
May you enjoy your wedding feast, then choke on the last bite.
May you lose all your teeth - but one should remain for a toothache.
May you lose everything, so that no enemy can cast an evil eye upon you.
May you make a poor man richer: your doctor.
May you make a widow and orphans happy - your own.
May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
May you never develop stomach trouble from too rich a diet.
May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
May your daughters' hair grow thick, and abundant all over their faces.
May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.
May your glass never be empty and your life always bubbly.
May your mouth never close and your anus never open.
May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
May your wife super-glue your penis to your abdomen.
Mc@TOLAST@'s - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
Mc@TOLAST@'s - Over 4 Billion Insulted.
Menopause: God saying "I'm not putting up with your PMS either!"
might be the perfect time to have a talk with my inner child...
Modeling for a proctology textbook photo shoot?
Most people your age die...Why don't you?
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and @N@'s intelligence..
Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me...look in the mirror.
Never turn your back on a smiler.  That knife blade is very sharp.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Next time your mind goes blank, please stop typing
No one ever really knows themself. That certainly makes YOU lucky.
No response is required or expected, IAW Don't answer, cementhead!
Non Gratum Anus Rodentium.
Not hungry, not homeless. Just lazy....
Nothing bad said about you is ever untrue.
Now unzip your head...pretty gross huh?
Now you've got me, you will learn the real meaning of "aggravated".
Of all the people in this world, why @N@?
Oh, @FN@, don't be a blork.
Oh, no...You've beslobbered yourself again.
Ok, you've got your point. But where's the comma ?
Okay, THAT'S IT!  Arm the electric bagpipes!
Okay, the fat lady is singing.  Get out.
On the 8th day, God said, "Let there be wind." ... Now pull my finger.
One test of good manners is putting up pleasantly with bad ones.
One, you can't count, Three, you can't add.
Only In America Could a Moron Like You Own a Computer
Only sentient mammals need reply.
Osculate my anus!
Pathetic as usual, @N@.
PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.
Pedaling a bicycle with the chain missing.
People who have trouble communicating should shut up.
People with tact have less to retract.
Please excuse @TOFIRST@ for being. It was his mother's fault.
Please relocate to the theological place of eternal punishment
Please stay in touch. Especially, please stay in touch with reality.
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on the earth.
Preserve bacteria.  It's the only culture some folks have!
Promises are like nailing jelly to @TO@.
Put @TO@'s brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on your head!
Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins.-Freakazoid
Roadkills-R-Us!
Seems to me your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore
Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
Set twit filters to @N@.
Shut up or I'll be forced to listen.
Shut up or I'll eat your other eye.
Shut up or I'll feed you your own ears.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up or I'll sing.
Simple enough, @FN@, or do you want Barney to sing it to you?
Since you're thru telling me about yourself, got anymore slob stories?
So how long, exactly, have you had the delusion that you were human?
So many stupid people, SO few bullets.
Some folks ain't wrapped too tight.
Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Some folks work hard to act the fool, you breezed through it!
Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under...!
Some people are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum. - Heinlein
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00009 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [ 8/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 8 of 13...
 
Some think of @N@ as ignorance personified.
Sometimes I wonder why it took your mom so long to snap.
Sorry @FN@, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry @FN@, Your brain came with NO warranty and it's NOT exchangable.
Stamp out dope! Twit filter @N@!
Stupid people shouldn't breed!
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Stupidity is generally its own punishment.
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Stupidity isn't contagious, bad reputation is!
Stupidometer: ۰ 64% ... thought so!
Swim nude; sharks don't like to peel their food.
Talk or whine. The choice is yours, @N@.
Tell me everything you know.  I have a few seconds to kill.
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
That's nice. You show up and all the gorillas run inside.
That's no way to behave on your first day out!
The engine's running, but nobody's behind the wheel.
The excremental matter hit the air circulation system!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The Lab called. Your brain is ready!
The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out.
The most dangerous part of a car is @N@ at the steering wheel.
The right to be heard doesn't include the right to be taken seriously.
The ugliest outfit you could wear is your birthday suit!
The way for you to find happiness is to get amnesia.
The world is a madhouse ....That's why it makes sense to @TOFIRST@.
Then you are in deep crud.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
There are no stupid questions, except for the ones YOU ask!
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head.
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.
There's a whiskey named after you - Old Crow!
There's more holes in your logic than in a Watergate tape!
There's no substitute for education; May I suggest you GET one?
There's only two things wrong with you.  Everything you do and say.
There's something in my library to offend everybody.
Things too stupid to be spoken are yelled.
Think hard now, @TOFIRST@, which one is Shinola?
Think! It may be a new experience for you.
this from the Committee to make PI equal to 3.0...
To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror.
Tolerant, of course I'm tolerant. You're just stupid.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
Try that refreshing new feeling - THINK!
Turn the key off...your mouth is still running.
Use your head!   It's the little things that count.
Very silly, extremely perturbed...
Warning: Objects in mirror are stupider than they appear.
Watch yourself! No one else can stand to.
We've missed you; we'll aim better next time.
Welcome to Hell.  I'm your case worker.
Were you born stupid, or have you been practicing?
What exactly is on your mind? (If you'll excuse the exaggeration.)
What rubble under that stubble.
What would it take to convince you that you are wrong?
What you can do to stop obscene phone calls: Don't make them!
What you lack in good looks, you make up for in stupidity.
What's @N@'s favorite whine?
When @N@ opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops.
When God gave brains out... he did not guarantee them.
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
When the going gets tough, @N@ runs away.
When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain!
Where is Mr. @TOLAST@? Making room for more beer.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Why are there goldfish in the gene pool?
Why continue to build on a nonexistent foundation?
Why don't you do yourself a favor...break all your mirrors!
Why don't you help keep the world clean...get yourself sterilized!
Why experiment on animals? Just use @TO@.
Why, oh why, Lord, did you create stupid people too?
Will Rogers never met @N@.
Without a doubt, without a clue! @N@, that's who.
Women like you are the main reason why some men learn they're gay!
Would it be safe to assume you've been enlightened by now?
You are a rare treasure.  Maybe someone will bury you.
You are cordially invited to go eat a frog!!
You are living proof that Indians DID f*<k buffalo!
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
You can't tell @TOFIRST@ anything. He has a soundproof head.
You couldn't locate the earth on a globe.
You do the work of 2 men: Laurel and Hardy!
You eat too much - it keeps you alive!
You give away a lot of advice. You only charge what it's worth.
You have a very striking face.  Can I strike it too?
You have HUGE ... Eyes!  (Must be a hyperactive thyroid.)
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
You make even Barney sick.
You move like a pregnant yak! -Chiun
You really have NO life, do you?
You should go hang yourself in shame...and leave your body on it!
You should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud!
You show me yours... and I'll laugh!
You think, therefore you are overqualified.
You're a "fibbie boy"! - Freakazoid to Lobe
You're a few channels short of Basic Cable.
You're a free thinker. Your thoughts aren't worth anything.
You're a person who travels well. Now start travelling.
You're certainly thoughtless. I wish you were speechless, too.
You're no failure...you're not dead yet!
You're one in a million. Thank heavens!
You're only 18 but you've had over 25 years of experience at it!!!
You're so fat that if someone gets within 10 ft, gravity traps them!
You're so repulsive, even a magnet wouldn't find you attractive!
You're so ugly, you could scare a bulldog off a meat truck.
You're something that happens once in a million years - thank heavens!
You're such a jerk, even the ocean wouldn't wave when it saw you.
You've certainly got smooth skin - between the wrinkles, that is.
You've got a big hole in your head...now shut it!
You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut.
Your ancestors were real swingers - from trees and gallows.
Your best known virtue is that you are rude.
Your brain ain't workin'!
Your brain is like a quark: scientists think it's just theoretical.
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00010 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [ 9/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 9 of 13...
 
Your child consistently confuses "Pi-R-Squared" with "Pizza Pizza."
Your delivery has the grace of a cement truck.
Your foot is busy exploring inside of your mouth!
Your hooves would look good with red nail polish - Aussie pickup line
Your IQ results are back:  They're negative.
Your only brain cell must have died of loneliness.
Your receiver is off the hook.
Your skin looks like baby skin - with diaper rash!
۰  Clue Injection!
@N@ - A few holes short of a whiffle ball.
@N@ - A few peas short of a casserole.
@N@ - A few pickles short of a jar.
@N@ - A legend in his own mind.
@N@ - A sausage short of a barbecue.
@N@ - A victim of retroactive birth control.
@N@ - About as bright as a black hole.
@N@ - About as bright as a small appliance bulb.
@N@ - About as sharp as a bowling ball.
@N@ - About as sharp as jello.
@N@ - All crown - no filling.
@N@ - Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
@N@ - born brain dead and still is that way.
@N@ - Condom poster child for 1994.
@N@ - Contributes to the population problem.
@N@ - Credibility deficient.
@N@ - Diagnosable.
@N@ - Drivelmaster.
@N@ - Electroencephalographically challenged.
@N@ - Just another inmate in this insane world.
@N@ - One marble shy of a full deck.
@N@ - One sandwich short of a picnic.
@N@ - Redneck extrordinaire!
@N@ - Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
@N@ - Still trying to figure out who he is.
@N@ - Taste tester for Alpo.
@N@ - The LEAST dangerous man in America!
@N@ - TIME's 1995 Moron of the Year.
@N@ couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
@N@ doesn't know what she's talking about.
@N@ doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
@N@ makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
@N@ needs another brain to make it to half-wit.
@N@ only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
@N@ plays solitaire ... for cash.
@N@ runs squares around the competition.
@N@ sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
@N@ still believes in the tooth fairy, too.
@N@ studies hard for blood tests.
@N@ was caused by a failed condom.
@N@ wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
@N@'s a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.
@N@'s a self-made man, and worships his creator.
@N@'s about as smart as live bait.
@N@'s all sail and no boat.
@N@'s attic's very dusty.
@N@'s been napping in front of the ion shield again.
@N@'s been playing with his wand too much.
@N@'s been playing with the plutonium again.
@N@'s been short on oxygen one time too many.
@N@'s been using his head as a mass driver.
@N@'s brain has freezer burn.
@N@'s caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
@N@'s doin' 30 on the freeway.
@N@'s egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
@N@'s got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
@N@'s gyros are loose.
@N@'s head whistles in a crosswind.
@N@'s little red choo choo done jumped the track.
@N@'s memory is truly random-access.
@N@'s mind is like a steel sieve.
@N@'s mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.
@N@'s mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut!
@N@'s on her last lap around the gene pool.
@N@'s on his last lap around the gene pool.
@N@'s parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.
@N@'s playing baseball with a rubber bat.
@N@'s playing hockey with a warped puck.
@N@'s playing with an unstrung raquet.
@N@'s pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
@N@'s Slinky's kinked.
@N@'s slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
@N@'s so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
@N@'s swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
@N@'s Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
@N@'s zero k memory.
@N@, rebel without a clue.
@LN@ Motors - Home of the World's Largest Lemon Collection.
@LN@ University: Where men are men and the women are too.
@LN@'s Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!!
Brain decay isn't @N@'s only problem.
But it's so easy to confuse @N@.
But it's so easy to frustrate @N@.
C'mon, @N@, snivel whine and yell some more.
Careful @LN@, you only have a few brain cells left.
Contribute to the Help @N@ Buy-A-Clue Fund.
Don't blame @N@, who voted for Alfred E. Newman!
Don't blame @N@, who voted for Pat Paulsen!
Don't blame @N@, who voted for Pogo!
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came @N@.
Is @N@ still recognized at cockfights?
Mc@LN@'s -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
Mc@LN@'s -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
Please excuse @FN@ for being. It was his mother's fault.
Some think @N@ as ignorance personified.
Stamp out dope! Twit filter @N@!
Without a doubt, without a clue! @N@, that's who.
You'd think @N@ supplied Don Rickles with material.
You've _got_ to stop sniffing that glue, @FN@.
Your epidermis is showing @FN@!
May habaneros grow in your armpits.
May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
May you be such a fast healer, new boils keep growing over your scabs.
May you get what you deserve, in this life and the next. (Wiccan curse)
May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
-=The DoLittle 8-)=-
Sorry, but I just can't think of the nasty insult that fits you best.
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00011 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [10/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 10 of 13...
 
For every credibility gap there's a gullibility fill.
Are you as dumb as you look?
Be assured...one fine day he'll find Liquid Drano in his Ensure.
He seized the moment but found he had no place to put it.
The slow, dragging fingernail on the chalkboard of life.
"You knew the job was dangerous when you got it, Fred."
Always use tasteful words; you may have to eat them.
Don't give it another thought.  You haven't any to spare.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
Another one bites the dust...
Why fart & waste it when you can burp & taste it?
Why drive yourself crazy when it's such a short walk.
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
...You're not obnoxious, you're tact-impaired.
@FN@'s heart's in the right place - who knows where his mind is.
Wanna get hit by some math?  Try this 2 by 4 bitch!
Open mouth, insert foot, echo intergalactically.
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
@FN@'s brain is NOT a multitasking environment.
You run the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Roll up your pants, it's too late to save your boots.
Oh, go shift your paradigm!
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
"Live and don't learn. That's you."
Have you had a significant new idea of your own lately?
Hello? @TOFIRST@? Are you there? Earth to @TOFIRST@? Hello?
HEY YOU!!!!!!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity.
"Shun thee and the horse and buggy thou rode in on!" - Amish trash talk
"Among the Kindred you must be devious." -Nostoket, Gangrel
Avoid fruits and nuts. After all, you are what you eat.
@TO@ is a few cats short of a litter.
@TOFIRST@, as interesting as watching the cat shed.
Top paddock is full of rocks.
Confession will not save you from punishment. Live long & suffer.
You improve on misquotation.
I am a misanthrope. What the hell's YOUR problem?
Some people have delusions of adequacy.
Blah, blah, blah. Yackety Schmackety.
I've seen better conversations in alphabet soup.
It's time for your de-orbit burn, @TOFIRST@!
@FN@: The Joe Izusu of the net.
You haven't the vaguest conception under God what you ask!
He's so dense, light bends around him.
He's so dense, he sinks in mercury.
If stupidity were marketable, you'd be a billionaire.
Where have you been all my life..tall dark and slobbering? -Lady Alien
Time flies when you're dazed and confused.
"It smells like crayons." "It must be from @FN@, then."
Must Everyone Needle So Aggressively?
Have a nice day...somewhere else.
You don't make misteaks, just arrors.
C:\OPEN\MOUTH\INSFOOT.EXE
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly.
Donate your body to science; even medical students need a chuckle!
Nothing's foolproof, as there's no finite number of fools.
Come back when you've evolved!
Pathetically misguided rootdiggers.
I'd love to help you out, @TOFIRST@. Which way did you come in?...
@N@: Genetic experiment gone bad?
 . This is your brain.  * This is my brain. Any questions?
Battle of our wits?  SURE, but you have no ammo.
Don't start comparing yourself to me. It'll just make you crazy.
You are not rude, you are "attitudinally challenged!"
If nothing else, the brain is an educational toy.
Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!
Is it too DEEP to see or just so HIGH above, you can't make it out?
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!
Everyone is entitled to a misteak now and again.
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal!
Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in?
Some folks who think they are busy are just confused
Now where did I put that twit filter?
I can only please one person per day, and today isn't *your* day!
It's called "enunciation", @TOFIRST@. I suggest you try it.
May Ted Kennedy give you a ride home.
Some were born to become a chalk outline.
"If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities."
Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN!
I thought it was the metal bars that separated us from the animals...
I'm looking through you, and you're nowhere.
Even your family thinks you're stupid.
You resent being treated like the kind of person you really are.
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go & Find Someone Else Who Will
Aren't you due back at the laboratory... to get your bolts tightened?
"With my brains and your . . . with my brains . . ."
The last time you said something nice, Michael Jackson was black.
Are there any other fish in the barrel????
"He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle."
has delusions of adequacy.
Since my last report, you have reached rock bottom and started to dig.
"He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age."
"In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet."
"Works well when under constant supervision."
A closed mind gathers no facts!
Mainspring's wound too tight.
"I'll just set the ol' phaser on 'emasculate'."-Opus
Sir, the goombas are dancing again.
I think your trolley is off its tracks.
How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys?
Computer malfunction; ther's a nut loose in the operator's chair.
Some of the crowd have decided to voice their opinion by staying away.
You don't live in the fast lane, you live in oncoming traffic!
(|)(|)(|) <-Mooning you by tagline!
Don't get caught with your pants down when the lights come on.
Computer: Intel Inside. You: Imbecile Inside.
We don't often get to play with anything as stupid as a dung beetle.
There is no job to simple for you to complicate
If you could reason there would be no argument.
Takes one to know one, I say...
"I had moral fibre once, but I did not inhale." -@TOFIRST@
Can I have my shovel back? I'm drowning in bs now!!!
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Be careful, I saw a s#!t eatin' dog headed your way...
Dont recall us ... we'll recall you
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00012 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [11/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 11 of 13...
 
We learn from our mistakes. You're in the Accelerated Program!
Profanity: Linguistic crutch for illiterate boobs
You look like a brillo pad on a bad hair day!
So who put spam in _your_ cornflakes this morning?
Do you want some cheese with your whine??
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Men like public toilets: Vacant, engaged, or full of s#!t. Which are you?
Don't just stand there, damn it. Kneel!
Save your breath for your inflatable date.
He has become One with Himself!
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
A little Knowledge is dangerous, and boy are YOU dangerous!
And never, ever cut a deal with his tongue.
"You're a little outside of your bell curve."
let length(Long_Walk) > length(Short_Pier)
Oh man, you just stepped in a huge pile of <spack>!
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "
"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
You have to be faster! Or else you'll be burned!
Grow your own dope, plant yourself.
Climb a urine-stained rope!
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
You're not dead. you're electroencephalographically challenged.
@TOFIRST@, Proof the gene pool has no lifeguard!
You don't suffer from insanity, you enjoy every minute of it.
@TOFIRST@ can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
It said "Press any key", so you pressed the reset button.
You are a deeply superficial person.
Paged/swapped out.
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
Pedalling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
Permanently out to lunch.
Permanently rotated 90 degrees from the rest of us.
Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces.
Playing Scrabble, but we can't figure out what words he's building.
Plays pinochle with a poker deck.
Plays tennis with no net and finds it challenging.
Proof that evolution *can* go in reverse.
Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope.
Puts a finger in his ear so the draft through his head isn't annoying.
Putting his brain on the edge of a razor blade would be like
Racing fifty yards with a pregnant woman, he'd come in third.
Reading from an empty/blank/unformatted disk.
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.
Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton.
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Receiver is off the hook.
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
Reset line is glitching.
RS232C brain with a DIN connector.
Running at 300 baud.
Running on empty.
Running U.S. appliances on British current.
Rusty springs in the mousetrap.
Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Short-circuited between the earphones.
Single-sided, low density.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slept too close to his radium-dial watch.
Sloppy as a soup sandwich.
Slow as molasses in January.
Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney.
So boring, his dreams have Muzak.
So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight.
So dumb, he faxes face up.
So fat, people jump over him rather than go around.
So slow he has to speed up to stop.
So stupid, mind readers charge her half price.
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
Some bugs in his software.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some pages missing.
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Someone else is doing the driving for that boy.
Someone let the air out of her lock.
Sort of like an inverse Einstein.
Source code is missing a few lines.
Stocksy-babes (a truly vile British-slang insult).
Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.
Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Switch is on, but no one's receiving.
Teflon brain -- nothing sticks.
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleason
The butter slipped off his noodle.
The fan is working but the freon's leaked out.
The going got weird, and he turned pro.
The heater's plugged in but the rheostat's shot.
The spit valve's fallen off his trumpet again.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
Thick as a brick.
Thinks cellular phones are carbon-based life forms.
Thinks e=mc^2 is a rap star.
thinks in lower case and types accordingly
Thinks like a boar hog looks at a wristwatch.
Thinks Moby Dick is a kind of venereal disease.
Three chickens short of a henhouse.
Too many birds on her antenna.
Too many jokers and not enough aces in his deck.
Toys in the attic.
Train of thought derailed / still boarding at the station.
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
Trying out for the javelin retrieval team.
Tuning in shortwave with a TV antenna.
Two bits shy of a word.
Two chapters short of a novel.
Two degrees off square.
Two inches taller than spherical.
Two saucers short of a tea-service.
Two sheep short of a sweater.
Two socks short of a pair.
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00013 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [12/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 12 of 13...
 
Two suits short of a full deck (a half-wit).
Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt.
Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
Useful as tits on a bull / boar-hog.
Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.
Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a world of hard disks.
Vacancy on the top floor.
Was born an acrobat but landed on his head.
Was first in line for brains, but ended up holding the door open.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Was napping in the nut pile the day God was cracking nuts.
Wasn't strapped in during launch.
Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.
Went in for repairs but wasn't tightened with a torque wrench.
Would make an excellent illustration in a proctology textbook.
Zero K memory.
"Comprendo, flybait?" -Aahz
"You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid?" -Aahz
You do not drool very prettily, Baron. -Piter de Vries
Drop dead - but first get permit.
Goalie for the dart team.
"You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't you?" -Homer Simpson
Ugliness is not a valid handicap... Don't park here!
When the rocker stopped...@TOFIRST@ was off it.
Nice Canines! so...been a Werewolf for long?
Funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward!
You're a man of few words, like Dumb, stupid, ignorant...
Trapped in time. Surrounded by Evil. Low on gas.
The imagination gallops while judgement goes on foot!
Yours is the nose that launched a thousand ships!
Careful, somebody might want you to share your Barbequed Ribs...
You're the boy we love to hate.
Oh sure, smart a$$!  But what's the speed of dark?
Illegitimus Non Carborundum!
Don't act like a skunk, someone may get wind of it!
Rectal thermometers have degrees, and look where they end up.
"This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
...and don't dangle your participles in public.
Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?
"And we get the android version of Norman Bates!" - Rimmer.
"Are you sure your sanity chip is fully in?" - Kryten
"But @TOFIRST@, you ARE a smeghead." - Lister.
"But where do all the calculators go?" - Kryten
"Call me by the nickname I had in school."   "What, bonehead?"
"Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?"  - Lister
"Computer senility. Such a weird condition."  <Lister>
"@TOFIRST@: Homo Sapien - Barely Human."
He who slings mud looses ground.
Free advice is never cheap.
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character." -Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity..." -Einstein
His hair doesn't look combed, it looks paved. -Crow T. Robot.
Stop being a pecker, learn to type with all your fingers.
Boldly getting lost where no one has gotten lost before.
Free speech is not a euphemism for bad manners.
Learn to swim the Sea of Life, cease being a wannabe.
Are you sure you are working with valid media?
A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.
You're The Pot Hole at the End of the Universe.
@TF, you're not yourself today. I thought I noticed an improvement!
He who talks too much commits a sin.
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Don't give me no lip, I got enough of my own.
"It beats a waltz with a wet ferret in a fusebox."
He who doesn't like cats, doesn't like pets smarter than himself.
You should go far... and the sooner the better!
You _tried_ nude photography and darn near froze to death!
Life is a canary: You always end up being yellow.
Never judge a woman by her facial hair.
Never judge a man by his breast size.
You fight good wherever it may be! Except in bright, well-lit places.
Stay tuned for: Yes-Man and his sidekick, Boy Howdy...
Quit breathing... Your bad breath is destroying the ozone!
Excellence is not an accident... except for you.
Don't worry about having a heart attack - First you need a HEART!
You're a mental tourist... Your mind wanders.
You're the educated rectum, you tell me...
I came to see you off... you certainly are!
Time wounds all heels.
Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil.
You pressed [DELETE] one time too many...
He who craps on the road will meet flies on his return -South African
Many that are wits in jest are fools in earnest.
Nonsense is better than no sense.
@TOFIRST@:... Report to the airlock... without your suit
A deluge of words and drop of sense...
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
Your family tree is in the forrest... somewhere.
If you only use 20% of your brain, sedate the other 80%
But Sir, that arm growing out of your eye socket suits you!
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
"When we judge others, we judge ourselves."  <Caine>
A yawn is a silent shout.  >YYYYYYYYAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!<
Give you an inch and you think you're a ruler.
Hookt of Fonicks, it worked for my you!
You don't WANT to get even, you like being ODD!
Your middle name is Maytag: you're an agitator!
Some days you're the Dog, other days you're the fire hydrant!
If you didn't know any better, you'd be happy right now.
U've found a great way to start the day: U go straight back to bed!
You've made up your mind. Now go find some facts ...
Now may be an excellent time to become a missing person.
You're about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
What a maroon! Bugs Bunny
Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
First thing in the morning I brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
You have not suffered the ravages of intelligence.
Prejudice is opinion not supported by evidence.
You're not out to lunch, you're out for a four course meal!
The proctologist called, your head is ready.
Andrew Dice Borg: Go assimilate yourself!
The difference between genius and stupidity: Genius has its limits.
Talk about anal, you must have been toilet-trained at gunpoint.
Your baby sister is more intelligent than you!
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00014 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 05:32pm
\/To: MARTIN WALTERS                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [13/13] rood tags

 >>> Part 13 of 13...
 
Any comments, suggestions, or...howls of pain?
Do that again...and I'm going to grind you down to blood and screams.
I just injured a groin muscle; and it wasn't mine!
"I'll torture you SO slowly, you'll think it's a career."
You've been naughty...put on that rubber catsuit and bend over...
`Take that...and while you're at it...take this too...'
"All the time she's smiling, you know you'll be on your knees tomorrow.."
"I must break you!"   "Oh yeah, we've heard *that* before..."
"Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!"
But what does piercing your nipple have to do with driving your VW?
I hear you always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace...
I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken you yet.
Put on this blindfold.  I want to try something.
Where's that horsewhip when you need it?!?
You are a good example why you shouldn't play hockey without a helmet!
Unfortunately, your thinking cap is a lampshade.
Give some people a hammer, and everything becomes a nail.
You were just put into the Witless Protection Program...
@TO@ (c) @YEAR@, Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics.
All the lights don't shine in your marquee.
You were Born brain dead and still is that way.
You have constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
You're a contribution to the population problem.
You Don't have all your cornflakes in one box.
You don't know much but you lead the league in nostril hair.
You're a drivelmaster.
You forgot to pay your brain bill.
Your sewing machine's out of thread.
Your belt doesn't go through all the loops.
You have no grain in the silo.
You have several screws loose.  (Most already fell out.)
What a surprise! You _are_ dumber than you look!
...walks off with whip in one hand and ice cream in the other...
Appearance, Extremely neat, even combs his p*bic hair.
FACE THE BRUTAL TRUTH!!!
FLW #7: "Lloth, shmolth, get out of my way, Mr. Uglyface!"
͵(  )  Brain Injection for you!
Don't use a humungous word where a miniscule one will suffice!
HEY! There's a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder!
You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.
"Here's a tip. Have a point." -Steve Martin
Nobody really likes @TOFIRST@...
Mind Like A Steel Trap: Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut!
You bellow like a cow standing on her tit!
Brace your self, worse attacks on your reason are coming along.
He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim!
Get nowhere: Sit on your butt feeling sorry for yourself.
A man's got to know his limitations.. and you don't.
Reduce Carbon Dioxide emissions: STOP Breathing!
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill.
Don't give me a piece of your mind... it's your last one!
Yer so cheap you always licks yer eyeglasses after eating grapefruit!
 
       -<Ask your SysOp to areafix INTBBS_WK and help save BBSing!>-
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00015 Date: 02/23/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 09:01pm
\/To: MYRA I FOX                                          (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

-=> On 02-22-98  18:23, Myra I Fox said to Paul Andinach,<=-
-=>"About Taglines...,"<=-
-=>Quoting Paul Andinach to Myra I Fox<=-
 
Hi, Myra;
 
Haven't seen you for quite a while!  (Howcome Jym isn't answering my
netmail?)
 
Oh well... I don't have a Dr. Who tagfile, so I'll toss in a few...
lessee...   ;-}
 
Catch you later... Be well.
   Ivy
 
 
"Just wishing and hoping for UFO reality to really breakout."
"Mr. President, no one will ever find them in Nevada."
"The Aliens told me not to be afraid," said Jym.
"We are strangers, we are aliens, we are not of this world."-Petra,'83
"We don't lie, we deny (that UFO's exist)." -U.S. Govt. ("Official Denial")
->                                     <-- Tagline abducted by aliens!
///\/\\\ ... What aliens? ... ///\/\\\...
@N@ saw Elvis... He sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Actually it is an interplanetary greeting.
All Earthlings, please stand up... (I will remain seated.)
All Illegal Aliens must register with NASA!
Analysis of space signals shows aliens are the source of infomercials.
And this is one of me and Elvis INSIDE the UFO....
Area 51: The Air Force base just to the left of Area 52.
Beware SESR (Self-Embellishing Sighting Report) - UFOlogists' Curse.
DFW_UFO... Not just for aliens anymore.
Do Motherships breast-feed their baby UFOs?
Doesn't UFO mean Underwater Floating Object???
Elvis lives. There are no UFOs. Windows 95 is an operating system.
There are no UFOs and I saw Elvis talking to Bigfoot yesterday.
Flying saucers, aliens and strawberry ice cream!
Gotta run.  My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles.
HOW TO BUILD A FLYING SAUCER And Other weekend projects...
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I am Sully of Borg, and I STILL don't believe in aliens!
I believe you - but millions and millions don't.
I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who
I saw Elvis!  He was sitting between me and Jimmy Hoffa on the UFO.
I was abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy implant
I'm a UFO pilot for the USAF.
If it weren't for misinformation there would be no information at all.
IF THE ALIENS WOULD STOP ABDUCTING ME I COULD WRITE MORE OFTEN...
Is a Zeta Reticulan without a green card an illegal alien?
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a UFO!!!
Its just conventional science to the aliens that create them.
I WANT DFW_UFO BACK AGAIN!!!   :-<
Psi-Tech and alien brain-wave research, Whats going on at Los Alamos?
Roswell Autopsy Film Credits:  Alien organs courtesy of Owens Sausage.
Skeptic's Cleaver: Hack off any nonconforming evidence.
Sleep tight, and don't let the Grayliens bite.  :-}
The FAA assures the public that flying saucer travel is safe.
The problem in fixing the UFO that crashed in 1947: Warranty's expired.
The significant word in the phrase is "unknown."
The SysOp of this BBS is from Alpha Centuri, The CoSysOp is from Mars.
A UFO... What's that??? Join MufoNet and you'll know!
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2T00016 Date: 02/23/98
From: STEWART HONSBERGER                                    Time: 10:26pm
\/To: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: program

*+* Christer Tjernqvist said this to James Mccombe *+*
*+* On {16 Feb 98  12:43:39} *+*
*+* About "program" *+*
 CT>> I need a program that clears all my dupes in my tagline files.
 JM> A good program that I have found is called Tag-o-matic...
 CT> Umm.. Doesn't it add taglines to outgoing messages too? I only want
 CT> one that cleans my files..
You could do what I do with it. I've found that Tag-O-Matic is one of the 
best progs to de-dupe tagfiles, but I have my own program (GOPGP) that adds
taglines to my messages. So what I've done with Tag-O-Matic, is configured 
it enough for the de-duper, and gotten rid of the rest. Really all you need
from the archive to de-dupe taglines is the files TAGUTIL.EXE and 
T-MATIC.CFG.
                    Stewart Honsberger (AKA Blackdeath)
                   WWW - http://tinys.oix.com/blackdeath
                     E-Mail - blackdeath@tinys.oix.com
... Difference between a virus and Windows:  A virus never fails
-!- GOPGP v1.03
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