--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2S00007 Date: 02/22/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:03am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] God created men because dogs won't take out the trash Go. Leave this place. They are not for you. - Ambassador Kosh God is love... Love is blind... Ray Charles is God! God is love, but Satan's a better lay God I love my job! Who needs high school? -- Mike Nelson Go to work each day, someone on welfare needs your money! Go now and sin no more, said Tom vicariously God is a writer, and we are both heroes and the readers God created woman to tame man. -- Voltaire Gobbels Law: Tell a lie loud & long enough and people will believe it God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends Go on with your bad self, Beavis! God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve God bless the rich.. without whom I wouldn't have a job !!! God is coming and boy is SHE ticked! Go over to the playfully evil side: Deep 13! God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world God created whiskey so Irishmen wouldn't take over the world Goats DO IT with head banging Go not to the elves for a name, for they will give you two dozen Go soak your head, puny human Go, Odo--way to honk off the Klingon! - Anna Steven God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the Go to Alert Status 4. Kirk God choose our relatives, Thank goodness we can pick our friends God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is No God created Adam first so he'd have a chance to talk Go to hell is the only answer a snooper's question rates Go on and dreamyour house is on fire - Tori Amos God is alive and well and working in a gas station with Elvis God created dogs to give cats something to laugh at God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved God grant me chastity, but not yet! - St. Augustine God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore...? God does not play dice God is always on the side of the poor and the oppressed God is gay, burn the flag God is more than just a word in the Scout oath Go on, you seem to like babbling to yourself Go, speed racer, go! God forgives, but the Goddess loves God gives no linen, but flax to spin. German proverb God is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - Fuller God is fine. It's his fan clubs I hate! God invented man because Eva's vibrator ran out of batteries God bless Atheism God is dead--you are all absolutely free Go with it, Scully. - Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos) God bless the DLS God gave you that face, but let you pick your nose Go to sleep and dream of the tragedy that is your life Go straight to Kran-Tobal prison. Do not pass DS9. Do not collect GPL! Go to 7th Level's Pythonfest in August!! Go to work for Disney, THEN you can be DOPEY for a living Go out for dinner, it keeps some of us employed God creates ... Jesus saves ... The Church collects God and not man, make the heir God Dammit, Jim, they're fundies! They'll rebuke us! God created the universe, but died in the explosion God is dead-Nietzche Nietzche is dead-God I killed 'em both -Q God didn't call them the 10 suggestions! God does not play dice with the universe. -- Einstein Go on, have a guess. * Holly God corrected her first mistake by creating Eve God doesn't kill babies with AIDS, Homo's will kill everybody with AIDS God is dead? Funny, I just talked to Him this mor Go see yer momma, you little green lizard! - Naval Pirhana Go the extra mile to prove them wrong God invented science. Man just discovered it God is in the details - Miles Vander Rohe God is Pro-Life God couldn't be everywhere so s/he created grandmothers God created man; man, being courteous, returned the favor Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! God creates. I assemble, and I steal everywhere to do it God is love Love is blind Ray Charles is God! God is love. Love is blind. God is Ray Charles Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments God didn't call them The Ten Suggestions! The Church did God created Adam & Eve, NOT Adam and STEVE! God is love. And occasionally bloodlust God gives burdens; also shoulders God created man and Colt made them equal God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a planet God has a sense of humor, He made you didn't he? God forgive the weak in mind! Goat Boy is here to please you. Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur. - Bill Hicks God Never Makes us Conscious of Our Weaknesses Except to Give us His Strength !! Go to your corner and come out with your rapier wit drawn God is alive- he just doesn't want to get involved God could'nt be everywhere so he created grandparents Go with the flow. -- Bernoulli's Law Go softly....it's dark out there God created anchovies, Satan put them on pizza! God created man first, a rough draft, then a masterpiece Go to Florida a tourist, go home a felon God created cats so man could attempt to understand woman God always remembers where we are Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00000 Date: 02/20/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 02:45pm \/To: GREG EASTHOM (Read 2 times) Subj: You win. [1/2] >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> Quoting Greg Easthom to Paul Andinach <=- PA> Do you actually want my Doctor Who taglines? GE> Oh. *I* see. Trying to get out of the bet, eh? No, it's just that you sounded uncertain about the answer, which implied that you weren't the sort of person to be wildly excited by a load of Doctor Who taglines. GE> Help! Help! Tagline police!!! What? You're being harrassed by the tagline police? :) Maybe if I give you the tags, they'll go away. Paul First, the just taglines: Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland? Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @FN@. Here - have a jelly baby. "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw." - Ace and the Seven Dwarves The Library of St. John the Beheaded - Catalogue #3@DY@679@DD@ My other TARDIS is a Mark IV with Automatic Drift Control. one day I've just got to try that recipe for Venusian blin tree worms. Run! It's the Editor Dalek! "Expurgate tedious tagline! Expurgate!" Next, the quotes, in story order: "This doesn't roll along on wheels, you know." - The Doctor "That's not his name. Who is he? Doctor who?" "Fear makes companions of all of us." - The Doctor "What does he think it is, a potting shed or something?" - The Doctor "It's Barbara's travel dial: there's blood on it." "Whatever power has taken hold of the TARDIS has taken your pen." "Have any arms fallen into Xeron hands?" "Don't just stand there and scream, you little fool, run!" - Ian "We're trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale." "What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow?" - The Doctor "Get me out of this place, it's full of Arabs!" "I am a citizen of the Universe, and a gentleman to boot." -The Doctor "Dr Who is required. Bring him here." - WOTAN "There is no plot." - The Doctor "I've never seen a silent lawyer before." "Nothing in ze vorld can stop me now!" - Professor Zaroff "You can't arrest us now we've given ourselves up!" "I think best to music." - The Doctor "You will not feed the flying pests outside." - Anonymous Dalek guard "He's got a printed circuit where his heart should be." - Penley "Logic...merely enables one to be wrong with authority." - The Doctor Jamie mist safe hand well. "Just act stupid. Do you think you can manage that?" - The Doctor "The Doctor's almost as clever as I am." - Zoe Herriot "No, what a stupid fool *you* are!" - The Security Chief "There's no animal life, just a few birds and insects." "It's always innocent bystanders who suffer." - The Master "Chap with wings there ... five rounds rapid!" - The Brigadier "You shove it through the gap between the now and the now." - Benton "So, you're my replacements? A dandy and a clown!" - The Doctor "There is a plot, yes!" - The Doctor "It's another rotten, gloomy old tunnel." - Sarah Jane Smith "There's nothing `only' about being a girl." - Sarah Jane Smith There's no point in being grownup if you can't act childish sometimes. "I'm not a human being. I walk in eternity." - The Doctor "Is that finger loaded?" - The Doctor "A car boot?" - Amelia Ducat "Sleep is for tortoises!" - The Doctor "Who wants everything? I'll settle for 90 per cent!" Name: The Doctor Occupation: "I save planets, mostly." "I just put 1.795379 and 2.20468 together." - The Doctor "Next time, I shall not be so lenient!" - Count Grendel "Oh look, rocks!" - The Doctor "Where are we going?" "Philosophically or geographically?"-The Doctor "You're a beautiful woman, probably." - The Doctor "The future told, the past explained, the present ... apologised for." "Arrest the scarf then." - The Doctor "With my eyes, no, but in my philosophy..." - Shardovan "You made us, man of evil, but we are free!" - Shardovan "You may keep the pencil." - Persuasion "An apple a day keeps the ... ah." - The Doctor "I'm just a mouth on legs." - Tegan Jovanka "So, we meet again, Doctor." - The Cyberleader "To lose is to win, and he who wins shall lose." - Rassilon "We're free." "Are we?" "Yes." "What shall we do?" "Dunno." "He'd get dizzy if he tried to walk in a straight line." - The Rani "Ace, give me some of that Nitro-Nine you're not carrying."-The Doctor "Time will tell. It always does." - The Doctor "Get lost ... or I'll do something 'orrible to your ears." - Nord "Exotic alien swords are easy to come by...Aces are rare."- The Doctor "Come, Fenric. Play the game of traps." - The Doctor >>> Continued to next message... --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00001 Date: 02/20/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 02:45pm \/To: GREG EASTHOM (Read 2 times) Subj: You win. [2/2] >>> Part 2 of 2... "I thought you'd died ... or gone to Birmingham." - Ange "...somewhere else the tea is getting cold." - The Doctor "Common sense says that he retired quietly." - The Cartmel Master Plan Ruby: "Time flies." The Doctor: "Impossible ... They move too fast." And finally, another just tagline that ended up in another tag file: ... Daleks of Borg: "ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!" --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00002 Date: 02/23/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 05:32pm \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 1/13] rood tags >>> Part 1 of 13... -=> On 02-20-98 18:41, Martin Walters said to All,<=- -=>"About rood tags...,"<=- MW> Hi people, Hi, Martin; MW> I'm on the lookout for abusive tags (I know they're around here MW> somewhere), and any adult natured tags (the ruder the better) MW> erm, I guess you'd better send them by EMAIL, just incase the MW> moderator complains Well, I'm the Co-Mod here... Tellya what, I'll send you a few (hundred) of my INSULT tags. How's that? Catch you later... Happy Tagging. Ivy  <--that's an S-Hole "@FN@... tortured by a soul he hasn't got." "All the cars out here, and she has to land on mine..." -Nash Bridges "Are you carrying that fish around for the halibut?" "Atrocity has that effect on me." -The Crow "Aw, nut bunnies, I've got crime to fight!" - Freakazoid "Because he's an ignorant monkey & doesn't know any better." "Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted @N@. "DUH!!!!!..." (You know who you are!) "Enter, O seeker of knowledge...THAT'S YOU, FATHEAD!!" - Bugs as Swami "Fie! What a spendthrift he is of his tongue!" "Frankly, Scollop, I don't give a clam!" -Rhett Lobster "Give him Slack, Or Give him Food (Or Kill him)." "Guards, beat this man brutally for daring to try to confuse me!" "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "That's why I don't go there anymore." "Having once Angelic Splendour, now the vilest abomination..." "I can tell that you want me." "Yes, I want you to leave." "I give you an honest answer, I'd rather french kiss a skunk." "I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things." -Vlad Taltos "I want to give myself to you." "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." "I'd go through anything for you." "Let's start with your bank account." "I'm the Booger Beast!" "Right. I quit. You win. KLEENEX!!" "If I'm not back in 5 minutes...keep waiting..." "intelligent?" I want INTELLIGENT conversations! You better shut up. "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." "May I have the last dance?" "You've just had it." "Mercury must be in retrograde, Nash..." -Harvey Leek "Never let your toungue cut your own throat." -Chinese Proverb "One year, they wanted to make you poster boy...for birth control!" "Read my lips... DROP DEAD!!!" -Hawkeye Pierce "Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck!" "Telling someone to go to he!! & make 'em look forward to the trip..." "This place is wired to the tits." -Nash Bridges "Vaya con dios, scumbucket." "We shall see who I drag screaming to Hell with me." "We're surrounded, Tonto!" "What you mean _WE_, paleface?" "What's that skeleton doing in your closet?" "Just hanging around." "When you were a virgin, a local two-humped mountain was a prarie! "Who peed in the gene pool?!?!?!?" "You are nothing but a free-floating sewage leak!" "You don't MAKE mistakes, you MANUFACTURE them!" "You! Yes, You! Out of the Gene Pool! Now!!" "Your brain, IT'S GONE!!!" "Your place or mine?" "Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine." -[Your mind intentially left blank?]- ...We are all born ignorant. The crime is staying that way! 100 million sperm and >YOU< were the quickest??? 10k brain hooked to a 28.8 K baud mouth... 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen. 2 + 2 = 4 until you changed it. 3 + 3 = 5. Close, You only missed by 2! 51% Sweetheart. 49% Bitch. Don't Push Me. < Passing Side [Car goes here] Suicide > @FN@ proves incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. @FN@ doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag. @FN@ doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic. @FN@ doesn't need therapy - he needs a lobotomy. @FN@ failed as a proof-reader for M & M's. @FN@ has a hole in his bag of marbles! @FN@ has a room-temperature I.Q. @FN@ is a few cigarettes short of a pack... @FN@ is about as smart as live bait. @FN@ is as sharp as a bag of wet mice. @FN@ is four cans short of a six-pack... @FN@ is living example of Artificial Intelligence. @FN@ is so old that his Social Security number is 4. @FN@ isn't old, compared to the giant redwoods. @FN@ must be home. The modem is still warm. @FN@ proves Darwin was wrong. Any idiot can survive. @FN@ seems a few fries short of a Happy Meal. @FN@'s post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid. @FN@, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD). @LN@ Motors - Home of the World's Largest Lemon Collection. @LN@ University: Where men are men and the women are too. @LN@'s Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!! @N@ - 1996 U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member. @N@ - 19@DY@ U.S. Javelin Catching Team member. @N@ - A couple of volts below threshold. @N@ - A few beans short of a burrito. @N@ - A few beers short of a six-pack. @N@ - A few fries short of a Happy Meal. @N@ - A few holes short of a whiffle ball. @N@ - A few peas short of a casserole. @N@ - A few pickles short of a jar. @N@ - A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them. @N@ - A legend in his own mind. @N@ - A living example of artificial intelligence. @N@ - About as bright as a black hole. @N@ - About as bright as a small appliance bulb. @N@ - About as sharp as a bowling ball. @N@ - About as sharp as a pin head. @N@ - About as sharp as jello. @N@ - About four cents short of a nickel. @N@ - All booster - no payload. @N@ - All crown - no filling. @N@ - All the lights don't shine in his marquee. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00003 Date: 02/23/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 05:32pm \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 2/13] rood tags >>> Part 2 of 13... @N@ - Always in the right place, but at the wrong time. @N@ - Always sharpening his sleeping skills. @N@ - An example of why some animals eat their young. @N@ - As bright as a burnt out light bulb. @N@ - As flaky as a snowstorm. @N@ - As screwed up as a football bat. @N@ - As sharp as a marble. @N@ - As thick as two short planks. @N@ - Barney's biggest fan. @N@ - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel. @N@ - Born ugly and losing ground ever since. @N@ - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth @N@ - Credibility deficient. @N@ - Electroencephalographically challenged. @N@ - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span. @N@ - Full throttle, dry tank. @N@ - Grease spot on the driveway of life. @N@ - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store. @N@ - Informationally deprived. @N@ - Just another inmate in this insane world. @N@ - Knitting with only one needle. @N@ - Mental agility of a soap dish. @N@ - Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral. @N@ - On the batting end of a no-hitter. @N@ - One bean short of a burrito. @N@ - One burrito short of a combo meal. @N@ - One fry short of a happy meal. @N@ - One marble shy of a full deck. @N@ - One sandwich short of a picnic. @N@ - Paranoia Poster child for 1994. @N@ - Risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion. @N@ - Sailboat fuel for brains. @N@ - Still trying to figure out who he is. @N@ - Taste tester for Alpo. @N@ - The LEAST dangerous man in America! @N@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake. @N@ - TIME's 1996 Moron of the Year. @N@ blew his O-rings. @N@ blew the hatch before the lock sealed. @N@ can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff. @N@ couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings. @N@ desperately needs help. @N@ doesn't have all the dots on his dice. @N@ doesn't know what he's talking about. @N@ doesn't know what she's talking about. @N@ echoes between the ears. @N@ fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided. @N@ forgot to pay his brain bill. @N@ gets his news from Mad Magazine. @N@ got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express. @N@ had a brain scan...the doctors didn't find anything. @N@ has a one-bit brain with a parity error. @N@ has a Wessonality disorder. @N@ has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat! @N@ has bubbles in his think tank. @N@ has his solar panels aimed at the moon. @N@ has too many lice to feel an itch. @N@ headbutts steel posts for fun. @N@ makes wood seem intelligent. @N@ needs another brain to make it to half-wit. @N@ only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in. @N@ plays solitaire ... for cash. @N@ runs squares around the competition. @N@ sat under the ozone hole too long. @N@ suffers from terminal brain-lock. @N@ suffers from terminal brain-skid. @N@ thinks at 5 baud. @N@ WAS born yesterday! @N@ wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem. @N@'s about as smart as live bait. @N@'s all sail and no boat. @N@'s as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar. @N@'s attic's very dusty. @N@'s been using his head as a mass driver. @N@'s brain has freezer burn. @N@'s bright as a tulip bulb. @N@'s buffer is full. @N@'s caboose seems to be pulling the engine. @N@'s clock doesn't have all its numbers. @N@'s doin' 30 on the freeway. @N@'s egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity. @N@'s employed as a crash dummy?!? @N@'s family tree doesn't fork. @N@'s girlfriend is so young, she has a Fisher-Price Vibrator @N@'s got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. @N@'s gyros are loose. @N@'s head whistles in a crosswind. @N@'s little red choo choo done jumped the track. @N@'s memory is truly random-access. @N@'s mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut! @N@'s playing baseball with a rubber bat. @N@'s playing hockey with a warped puck. @N@'s playing with an unstrung raquet. @N@'s post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid. @N@'s pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere. @N@'s skating on the wrong side of the ice. @N@'s so stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout. @N@'s so ugly, the *TIDE* wouldn't go out with her. @N@'s so ugly, the *TIDE* wouldn't go out with him. @N@, please call the bank. Your reality check bounced." @N@, quit playing with your floppy! @N@, rebel without a clue. @TO@ (c) @YEAR@, Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics. @TO@ - @YEAR@ U.S. Javelin Catching Team member. @TO@ - @YEAR@ U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member. @TO@ - A few beers short of a six-pack. @TO@ - Acme Acres' real estate agent. @TO@ - All the lights don't shine in his marquee. @TO@ - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag. @TO@ - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel. @TO@ - Born a day late, and like that ever since. @TO@ - Born brain dead and still is that way. @TO@ - Born ugly and losing ground ever since. @TO@ - Charles Manson's drinking buddy. @TO@ - Condom poster child for @YEAR@. @TO@ - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00004 Date: 02/23/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 05:32pm \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 3/13] rood tags >>> Part 3 of 13... @TO@ - Contributes to the population problem. @TO@ - Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. @TO@ - Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. @TO@ - Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. @TO@ - Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. @TO@ - Drivelmaster. @TO@ - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span. @TO@ - Forgot to pay his brain bill. @TO@ - Grease spot on the driveway of life. @TO@ - Her sewing machine's out of thread. @TO@ - His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. @TO@ - His belt doesn't go through all the loops. @TO@ - If he had another brain, it would be lonely. @TO@ - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store. @TO@ - Mental agility of a soap dish. @TO@ - Mentally challenged. @TO@ - No grain in the silo. @TO@ - Paranoia Poster child for @YEAR@. @TO@ - Poster child for birth control. @TO@ - Poster child for Densa. @TO@ - Rebel without a clue. @TO@ - Redneck extrordinaire! @TO@ - Renewable energy source for hot air balloons. @TO@ - Result of a first cousin marriage. @TO@ - Sailboat fuel for brains. @TO@ - Sorry about your rectocranial inversion. @TO@ - Taste tester for Alpo. @TO@ - The cheese slid off his cracker. @TO@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake. @TO@ - The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. @TO@ - Too much yardage between the goal posts. @TO@ - Warning - Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. @TO@ - With one more neuron he'd have a synapse. @TO@ bought his intellect from K-Mart. @TO@ comes from a long line of first cousins. @TO@ couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings. @TO@ couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese. @TO@ doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard. @TO@ doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. @TO@ doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag. @TO@ doesn't have all the dots on his dice. @TO@ doesn't have both oars in the water. @TO@ doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic. @TO@ doesn't know what he's talking about. @TO@ doesn't know what she's talking about. @TO@ doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on. @TO@ forgot the gun was loaded. @TO@ gets his news from Mad Magazine. @TO@ has a one-bit brain with a parity error. @TO@ has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready. @TO@ has a room-temperature I.Q. @TO@ has a slow clock. @TO@ has a very good point... under his hat. @TO@ has a Wessonality disorder. @TO@ has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. @TO@ has it floored in neutral. @TO@ has several screws loose. @TO@ has too many lice to feel an itch. @TO@ has trouble dealing with reality. @TO@ has two neurons separated by a spirochete. @TO@ is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental. @TO@ just enjoys the abuse. @TO@ loses arguments with @CONFNAME@. @TO@ makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny. @TO@ makes wood seem intelligent. @TO@ needs another brain to make it to half-wit. @TO@ only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in. @TO@ plays solitaire ... for cash. @TO@ runs squares around the competition. @TO@ says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu. @TO@ sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun. @TO@ still believes in the tooth fairy, too. @TO@ studies hard for blood tests. @TO@ suffers from too many radiation treatments. @TO@ thought drugs were fun `til he started studying pharmacy. @TO@ was born twins and they killed the wrong one! @TO@ WAS born yesterday! @TO@ was caused by a failed condom. @TO@ wasn't abused as a child, but should have been. @TO@ wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem. @TO@'s a couple of revisions behind. @TO@'s a few beans short of a burrito. @TO@'s a few beers short of a six-pack. @TO@'s a few bombs short of a cluster. @TO@'s a few clowns short of a circus. @TO@'s a few feathers short of a whole duck. @TO@'s a few fries short of a Happy Meal. @TO@'s a few holes short of a whiffle ball. @TO@'s a few peas short of a casserole. @TO@'s a few pickles short of a jar. @TO@'s all foam, no beer. @TO@'s the person who brought you the beer milkshake. @TO@, are all government employees as easily programmed as you? @TO@, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD). @TO@: A few beers short of a six-pack. @TO@: Always sharpening his sleeping skills. @TO@: An example of why some animals eat their young. @TO@: As bright as a burnt out light bulb. @TO@: As flaky as a snowstorm. @TO@: As screwed up as a football bat. @TO@: Barney's biggest fan. @TO@: Body by Fisher: brains by Mattel. @TO@: Born a day late, and like that ever since. @TO@: born brain dead and still is that way. @TO@: Born ugly and losing ground ever since. @TO@: Charles Manson's drinking buddy. @TO@: Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth. @TO@: Contributes to the population problem. @TO@: Credibility deficient. @TO@: Daughter of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows. @TO@: Diagnosable. @TO@: Drivelmaster. @TO@: Electroencephalographically challenged. @TO@: Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span. @TO@: Full throttle, dry tank. @TO@: Grease spot on the driveway of life. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00005 Date: 02/23/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 05:32pm \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 4/13] rood tags >>> Part 4 of 13... @TO@: Head of the Spooge filled Twinky fan club. @TO@: In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store. @TO@: inbred and proud of it! @TO@: Informationally deprived. @TO@: Just another inmate in this insane world. @TO@: just like a tattoo... gets under your skin. @TO@: Knitting with only one needle. @TO@: Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum. @TO@: Mental agility of a soap dish. @TO@: Mentally challenged. @TO@: More fun than a ferret in your pants! @TO@: Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral. @TO@: On the batting end of a no-hitter. @TO@: On the wrong end of the Information Superhighway. @TO@: One bean short of a burrito. @TO@: One burrito short of a combo meal. @TO@: One fry short of a happy meal. @TO@: One id short of a personality. @TO@: One marble shy of a full deck. @TO@: One sandwich short of a picnic. @TO@: Paranoia Poster child for 1994. @TO@: Poster child for birth control. @TO@: Poster child for Densa. @TO@: Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts. @TO@: Renewable energy source for hot air balloons. @TO@: Result of a first cousin marriage. @TO@: Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way. @TO@: Son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows. @TO@: Squirrel food. @TO@: Still trying to figure out who he is. @TO@: Taste tester for Alpo. @TO@: The LEAST dangerous man in America! @TO@: The person who brought you the beer milkshake. @TO@: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs. @TO@: TIME's 1995 Moron of the Year. @TO@: TIME's Person of the Year @YEAR@. @TO@: Twit of the Year @YEAR@. Congratulations! @TO@: With one more neuron he'd have a synapse. @TO@?! What a strange name! @TOFIRST@ .. Gimme a beer!!! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger..... @TOFIRST@ at Pooh Corner: Looking for Hunny taglines. @TOFIRST@ does the work of 3 Men...Larry, Moe & Curly @TOFIRST@ doesn't do ice skating. It makes his beer all foamy! @TOFIRST@ doesn't jog, it makes his beer all foamy. @TOFIRST@ fades into last!: Larry @TOFIRST@ finishes second!: Larry @TOFIRST@ gets hammered!: Larry @TOFIRST@ gives good tag! @TOFIRST@ has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. @TOFIRST@ has as much sex appeal as an auto accident. @TOFIRST@ has been nominated as Dax's host in '94! @TOFIRST@ has been spotted on the Promenade! Or mabye it's Odo again. @TOFIRST@ here teaches classical philosophy. @TOFIRST@ hits the warp!: Larry @TOFIRST@ is a page short of a book. @TOFIRST@ is a tender subject. Would you like another piece? @TOFIRST@ is a towel-holder for Barney! @TOFIRST@ is about to blow!: Larry @TOFIRST@ is Barney's pen-pal! @TOFIRST@ is headed the wrong way!: Larry @TOFIRST@ is in another time zone!: Larry @TOFIRST@ is just another misguided manure salesman. @TOFIRST@ is snorting the dilithium crystals again, Captain. @TOFIRST@ is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality @TOFIRST@ is to Fidonet what Barney is to television. @TOFIRST@ jams into first!: Larry @TOFIRST@ just bought some Ocean Front property In Arizona. @TOFIRST@ KNOWS Tag-X Pro! @TOFIRST@ launches hinself!: Larry @TOFIRST@ looks lost out there!: Larry @TOFIRST@ must have hidden the Cthulhu escape plans in the escape pod. @TOFIRST@ prefers Barney Bubble Bath over Barbie Bubble Bath! @TOFIRST@ Warner: The lost Warner Brother. @TOFIRST@'s a few beers short of a six-pack. A battle of wits W/ you would be dualing W/ unarmed man! A beard signifies lice, not brains. A big mouth travels far and fast. A broken clock keeps better time than you! A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5. A closed mind gathers no facts. A closed mind is an empty mind. A couple bushels shy of a full crop A deluge of words and drop of sense. A few bricks short of a whole wall. A few bricks shy of a load. A few cans short of a six-pack, Six short. A few cards short of a deck... 51 cards short! A fool and his money... Hey! Where's your wallet? A Fool and his words are soon parted. A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration. A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -Emerson A girl who is vision in moonlight, may be sight in sunlight! A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee! A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them. A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge. A little ignorance can go a long way. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A mind was wasted on @N@. A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -- Churchill A narrow mind is usually accompanied by a wide mouth. A penny for your thoughts. HEY! I deserve change! A shot of reality never hurt anyone IJ=, A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold. About four cents short of a nickel. Achieve a lower consciousness. -Calvin Adamant ignorance beats rational logic every time. Adversity makes people wise but not rich. After they made you, they broke the jello mold. Against stupidity, the Gods themselves contend in vain! Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ahhhh yes, to do a battle of wits with the unarmed....... Air Force One...its landing gear is as stuck as a canned ham! All booster - no payload. All crown - no filling. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2T00006 Date: 02/23/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 05:32pm \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 5/13] rood tags >>> Part 5 of 13... All right, you "ugly bag of mostly water"! All the lights are on, but there's nobody home. All the lights don't shine in his marquee. All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds. All your kookies are not in the jar! Altzheimers? You think that's somewhere in the Alps? Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest. Always in the right place, but at the wrong time. Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck! Always sharpening his sleeping skills. Always use tasteful words; you may have to eat them. Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all Ambition destroys its possessor. An ego like a black hole. An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often picturesque liar. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese. An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included. And God said, "Let there be idiots," and *YOU* were born! And I suppose you take disposable lighters in for repair? and then every once in a while you say something right and amaze me. And to @N@ I leave... A boot to the Head And what spacio-temporal vortex are YOU from? And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. Any offense taken is ONLY in the mind of the offended. Any smarter and he could be a slug. Anyone can be stupid, but don't abuse the privilege. Anyone can get lost in a fog, but @FN@ creates his own. Are there maggots in your brains? Are you a smoker, or do you naturally stink like that? Are you really THAT stupid, @FN@, or do you have to work at it? Are you sure your sanity chip is fully in?. Are you TRYING to be difficult, or are you just STUPID?? Are you two going to "bash" me forever, or just as long as you live? Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Artificial Intelligence is theoretical..Natural Stupidity is real! As flaky as a snowstorm. As funny as...a crazed diarrhetic elephant. As interesting as dryer lint. As the cream rises - so shall the scum! Ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer ... at 30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAM... Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie. At the risk of starting an argument...Yuck Fou! Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra. B*TCH(n):woman who speaks her mind & isn't a horny bimbo. B*TCH- (B)eing (I)n (T)otal (C)ontrol, (H)oney! B*TCH--Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!! B*TCH: Babe In Total Control Here. B*TCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny. Bad Command or Filename...It's all @FN@'s fault!! Bad gas travels fast. Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground! Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here! Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this one! Beauty fades. Ugly is forever. Before you were born, "Idiot" didn't have a definition. Being common is NOT one of your strengths... Being good at being stupid doesn't count. Born again? Hope your potty training went better the second time. Born ugly and built to last. Brain decay isn't @N@'s only problem. But it's so easy to confuse @N@. But it's so easy to frustrate @N@. Bye for now and Have a NICE LIFE! C'mon, @N@, snivel some more. C'mon, @N@, whine some more. Careful @LN@, you only have a few brain cells left. Caution: Blown Brain At Work! Certainly not knitting with two needles! Chalk up another one to stupid people! Chuck you, Farley.You and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo! Closed captioned for DORKS [others can't see this]. Comic books really WILL rot your mind. Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Contribute to the Help @N@ Buy-A-Clue Fund. Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. Diarrhea of words, constipation of thought. Did @N@ *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did God make you an a**hole, or did you evolve as one? Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart? Did you fall out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down? Did you format your brain this morning by accident? Did you get a guarantee with that brain? Did you go to school stupid?...came out that way too, huh? Did you really understand that message? Did your mother start you off on acid as an adolescent? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??? Disappear! And manifest thou elsehwere! Do the world a favor, pull your lips over your head and swallow! Do you argue with yourself, and LOSE? Do you have a license for that face? Do you know what a virgin dreams of? I thought not! Do you work hard at being a dork or were you born one? Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain... Don't be a pain in the neck. Someone may get a lower opinion of you. Don't be humble. You're not that great. Don't be so open minded that your brains leak out. Don't blame @N@, who voted for Alfred E. Newman! Don't blame @N@, who voted for Pogo! Don't bother with a CAT scan, your brain wouldn't even fill one Don't count your marbles if you can't find them. It's too hard. Don't like my remarks? Note the mistletoe on my shirt-tail. Don't thank me for insulting you...it was my pleasure. Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane. Don't try to out-weird me Don't worry about it, no one takes @N@ seriously. Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Dull as dishwater. Eat s#!t! 10 billion flies can't be wrong. Even cats have their own lives; get on with yours! Every valuable idea offends someone. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)