--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2Q00030 Date: 02/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:12pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Gary Caplan, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER Gays will disappear when Heterosexuals stop screwing Gardening is a combination of war and sport. - Andre Maurois Garbagemen come once a week Gay rights now! Gays don't ask for Special Rights, just EQUAL RIGHTS! GUN CONTROL: PROTECT CRIMINALS FROM WORK-RELATED INJURY Gather your moss before you roll stones GYSAKYAG (Grab Your Socks And Kiss Your A** Good-bye) Gary, you're not *that* blind, are you? Gateways suck..... I'm agin 'em Gastrointestinal Distress by A. Moeba Gasoline & clown white, all over the road! - Crow Gangway...Any street in Los Angeles Gay Borg: "We are Borg, prepare to be redecorated." Gates: 640k are enough for anybody ! Gay is not a four-letter word. Hate *is* Garibaldi, you're a dead man! --Ivanova GUTS is: Telling the moderator she's off topic. >;-) Gabba gabba hey! Ramones Gamera is really neat, Gamera is turtle meat, we love Gamera! Gafap: The lid on take-out coffee Gabledygook - Any phrase rendered unintelligible by Clark Gable Gastro Enteritis: a gut feeling that you press enter here Gay: If sh*t happens, pack it Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore! Gaw, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks Gary say: Man who send Taglines sad if Taglines not *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Gameshow host: "And that's another 100 points for God!" Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF! Gag! Choke! Cough! Sputter! Duhh! Garble Resistant Tagline >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gardening With The Ex-President: by Rose Bush GURU (n) One who knows more jargon than you Garak has to tuck a frill, Dr. Bashir wants to Gal Excuse #5: Bouncing around in slow motion! Gay Dentist: Tooth fairy Gargling... passed from father to son as oral tradition! GROAN....GROAN.....BARF......SPLAT.......GAG......THUMP Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans Garrick Utley in Allie Sheedy's Frankenstein - Tom Gadding about the desert in his cute little sarong - Joel Gary's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour GSU: Geometric Shift Up Gangway!: Hedda Steam GTRM = Going To Read Mail Gary, Melody...Time to eat! GUN CONTROL means "Hitting what you aim at!" Gaffer tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side Game over, man! - Aliens Gay Paladins who abuse Laying on Hands, on the next GZK is HAL's first born son Gay Poker: queens are wild & Straights don't count! Gaucho: The Marx Brothers' South American cousin Gallagher "Why do they call it fast when it goes so slow?" GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers Gal with no arms and legs on a music stand? Carol Gathered fruits do not make a part of the house Gary Larson for President Gamera, you're complete baby! You're full of meat - Tom Galileo's head was on the block.... Garfield's Eating Tip: Only snack between meals Game of chance? Not the way I play it, no. - WC Fields Gag..choke..spit!Hoppes sure smells better than it tastes Gasoline and a match make Kitty go Woof! Gallfriend: gall bladder envy Game? Did someone say game? -Q Gary, does any really listen to you on this? Gary Hull only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y." Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickl Gambit! You energized the basketball... You dirty rotten son of a Gamp: A rack of damp pantyhose drying in the shower stall GROWL! The SNORT! GRUMBLE! possessed GRRRRRR! bbs ROOAARRR! Gall a Roman in a moral lag. The Palindromic Pig Gardeners DO IT by trimming your bush Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young * Kirk Games? Did someone say 'games?' - Q Gary Caplan deserves more credit than he received GUARDING THE DOOR: by SERGEANT ATARMS GUITAR PLAYERS have their pick Gays don't recruit children; Christians do Game show hosts do it for what's in the box GUI: Grab the User In-the-face Garibaldi's taking it pretty hard. --Ivanova Gay dentist: The tooth fairy Gates' wedding is called MSWedding v.1.0 Gandalf AFB, Texas: we develop PROPER Flying Hobbits! Gde si vuce legendo Gamers DO IT by the rules Gardners' Hell: Nothing grows there except weeds...and Zucchini GROOify America! Vote GROO and crew in '96! Gabriel, have you ever seen `The Seven Samurai'? -- The Crow Gautama Buddha wrote: "Brahmins stink." But later he revised it Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose GYNECOLOGISTS mostly sniff, watch and finger Gary's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM} Gay friends can be a real pain in the ass! Gagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore! Gawddammed aliens!!! Get your ship off my wheat field!!! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2Q00031 Date: 02/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:13pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Gamera is the friend of all children. Garbage in... Garbage out... In Tiny Tafels too Gary! Wake up! You're late for your show -Crow to Collins Gary Caplan caught searching for the U.F.O. that left him here! GST=Go Slowly Troppo Galaxy*Yamato*Enterprise*Odyssey*Venture*Dixon Gay Pickup Line- Mind if I push in your stool for you?? Garnish with beak Gardeners know all the best dirt! GRER'S THIRD LAW: A computer program does what you tell it to, not what you want it to Gather round like sheep and ye shall be herd GUI: Hardware vendor's greatest sales rep Gary Numan, 'cause sometimes ya just feel like cheese Gardeners have 50 foot hoses Gates are down, Lights are flashing, Train's not coming Garlic gum is not funny - Bart Simpson's lines Gary say: Mention sex in Tagline. Always catch attention! Garden: Dirt and crap that will be dead GYPSY DWARF ESCAPES JAIL: Small Medium at Large Garden: Rows of vegetables to keep the weeds apart Gardening: A labor that begins with daybreak and ends with backbreak Gardening requires water, mostly in the form of perspiration Garibaldi, for a security slug, you are a lousy liar. - Dodger GUESS! -- The Brain Gays don't recruit, Christians do! Galactic Conquest Or Bust - The Borg GRMC: Generate Rubber Machine Check Galileo and Copernicus were wrong. The world revolves around ME Gay Powerded Toast Man: "If you ask me, that guy's Toaster-terrific!" GUI:A set of pretty pictures to amuse the illiterate Gack! She had that pinned to her tongue-Tom on clothespin Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passenger's Pants Gain lot of Priority Points. Recycle all your ships GTFOH Get The F* Outta Here Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote g GTIFCIWHTKSO: Good Thing It's Friday Cuz I Would Have To Kill Someone Otherwise Gays don't want "Special Rights" just "Equal Rights"!! GST=Giant Silent Thumbscrews Gallant: the opposite sex to buoyant! Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef - very quickly! Gabar? Zsa Zsa or Eva? - Tom on ape's name Galileo was wrong. The world revolves around ME Garlic gum is not funny -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G13 Gaurd the gaurds, rub the rubbers, peck the peckers, hoot Gas Mask must be worn within 50 foot radius of this message Gary's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day! GUITAR PLAYERS fret about it Gary was caught searching for the U.F.O. that left him here! Gary must be home. The modem is still warm Gay illegal alien receives military abortion. Thanks Bill GUNSHOWS - that's where you'll find real Patriots! Gay men talk about movies like Str8 men talk about sports GRUNT: Ground Replacement, Usually Not Trained Garry Baker, Moderator, Star Trek Conference GYNECOLOGY TAG: "Dr. Norris at your cervix." GUN CONTROL...it's not about GUNS, it's about CONTROL! Galactic Conquest or bust. - Borg bumper sticker GUINNESS gives you strength! GUIDO.SYS: A driver you can count on when times are bad Gates of Borg: Anti-trust laws are irrelevant GURU: the guy who told your advisor how to screw up Gates' wedding -billed as MSWedding v.1.0 GUMPS: Because landing is like a box of chocolates GUN CONTROL: Use two hands, aim carefully, squeeeeze Gamera shakes his tail at a Ginzu-Bistro - Tom sings jazz Gag Sen. Helms...STOP ART CENSORSHIP GUI (n): Generic Useless Interface Gamblers do it on a hunch Garlic?!? Mama mia! You gotta da wrong vampire! Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something Garibaldi, See dis? Duzn't do anythin' stupid. Cheeeiit. Sheridan, See GTPN RIME FIDO GENIE UUCP Garibaldi: Don't do anything stupid. Sheridan: Too late Garcon! Take this grenade to the Chef @TOLAST@, very quickly, please Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized Gave myself a hot foot... -- Mike Nelson Game machines have made the biggest advancements Gagh: It isn't just for breakfast anymore Garden: Rows of vegatables to keep the weeds apart Gack..! Just try an' find a tagline when ya need one..! Gas and alcohol do mix! The taste isn't too hot though! Gary Caplan's clock doesn't have all its numbers Gamblers DO IT with a kidde (kitty) GST = Government Stupidty Tax. [Gen Service Tax] GRITS: Cream of Wheat with an attitude! Gauzepressions - The gray sticky outline left behind by any bandage, Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over Gag me with a spoon!- Fac me cocleario vomere! Gabba gabba hey! Gabba gabba hey! Gabba gabba hey! Gamera's enchantment still grows... Mike Nelson GUI: Ghastly and Unusable Interface GUNS DO NOT KILL PEOPLE DO Game over. Ship exploded due to pepperoni flung into exhaust pipe Gardeners do it in bed GUI: Generally Useless Interface Gadzoooks!! I've been drafted !!!... NOOT!! GUITARISTS strum it with their pick Gardeners do it in the bush Garlic makes Barney especially tasty. - Huntress Gates of Borg: "All your money will be assimilated." [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2Q00032 Date: 02/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:13pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Gary, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER Garak's dead Jim. Plain, simple, dead Gay and Christian? Isn't Grace a Miracle! Garlic gum is not funny Gastidious: Removing gas cap so not to get gas on your hands GUI? Don't step in it! (Unless it's Windows) Garou Shall Not Mate With Garou Gagh is best when eaten alive. -- anonymous Klingon Gamera, hey! Oh you Gamera, hey! Dig it... -- Tom Servo Galaxy Class Starship: For Sale or take over payments Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat, we believe in Gamera! Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef...quickly, please GS: Get Strange Gardening with Clinton: From weed to Flowers Garmites: Clothing that fits well in the store but shrinks on the way home Garibaldi to security. Major 415 in Casino - Garibaldi Garcon! Three glasses of water. Make them doubles.