--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00009 Date: 02/17/98 From: MARTIN WALTERS Time: 01:02pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Email directory * This Message was forwarded from area - 'MEGANET --> CHAT' (MB_CHAT) * Original message was dated 17 Feb 98, * Original message was from Martin Walters Hi everyone I'm trying to compile a directory of EMAIL addresses, both personal and commercial. The only reason for this is because such a directory doesn't seem to exist. And I for one, would like to see how big it actually gets :) Please could you help by sending me any Email addresses that you consider worthy of such a list, ie Computer Shops, magazines, national press, colleges, universities and anything else you can think of. If YOU would like to be included in this list please send me your EMAIL address. I'm considering the possiblity of posting this list to the internet, or maybe just fidonet/meganet etc, What do you think? Ideas, and input would really be appreciated PLEASE REPLY VIA EMAIL OR NETMAIL thankyou. > ====================================================================== < > /\ /\ excalibvr@phantasy.u-net.com /\ /\ < > ( ^ ^ ) 2:2502/7.6 ------> FIDONET ( ^ ^ ) < > --o00--(_)--00o-- 922:444/105 ------> MEGANET --o00--(_)--00o-- < > ====================================================================== < ... He's so cheap: He always licks his eyeglasses after eating grapefruit. --- Spot 1.3a Unregistered * Origin: A padded cell deep in the bowels of Phantasy Island. (2:2502/7.6) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2Q00000 Date: 02/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:50pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Forrest Rooney Why is it, that we are all chocolates? Forrester: Speaking of recycled waste Forrester: You're upset. I like that Forrest, I don't know how to say this. Jenny Forrest Hefner Keep the chocolate, lose the box Forrester: I've removed my own head Forrester: Nice job, Fisty. Push the button, will you? Forrest Gump: People who live in glass houses shouldn't pick their nose Forrester: Your `Zylock Blues Band from Omicron Ceti 3' Forrester: Put a sock in it, Red Adair Forrester: Come in Joeline, my little orbiting Dove Bar! Forrest on phonics Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets Fortunately, the Higgins Boys and Gruber were on the scene Foul Air Renders Thousands Sick Forrest Hitler White Chocolates only! Forrester: We did it OUR way Forward.........Drink!! - Hawkeye Forrester: And you act like *I'm* the jerk! Forrester: Taste my steel, Pasty Boy! Forrester: Frank, you're just embarrassing me now! Forrest Gump: The truth hurts. But not as much as flossing Forrester: I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance Forrester: You made a yummy noise Forrester: A cinematic tranqualizer Forrester: Responsible for my deep psychological scarring Forrester: Okay, invention exchange Fortunutely, I have a 256 Tribble limit and they know that! Forth in written tagline Forrester: Ah, baby! You puss! Push the button, Frank Forrester: Keep your robot pals where they belong! Fortunatly for Sparky, Zeke knew the famous "Rex maneuver." Forrester: Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed. Forrester: Here's wishing you whiter whites, brighter brights Forrester: Meat is murder, Frank Found a piano stool it was Beethoven's last movement Forrester: Oh, pardon my revelry! Fortunately, our motto is "be prepared" - Calvin Forrester: Dare to dream, Frank Forrester: The whole voodoo motif continues Fort St. John: What hell would be like if it did freeze o Forrester: Prepare to witness pin-point marketing Forrest Rooney: Ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates? Forrester: I see a germ! Forrester: That's your movie. There ya' go! Forrest Gump: Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater, unless you want Legal Trouble Forrester: We'll have to go back to work in the private sec Forrester: Put him in the box, Frank! Forrester: We can't make it by on cuteness alone! Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's YOURS! Forrest Gump: Money is the root of all revenue Forward forever, backward never ! Forrest Ito: don't discuss the box of chocolates with ANYONE Forza Alesi! Go Get'em Jacques! Fortunately, I had a backup dated 07/26/90 Forrest, I'm sick. Jenny Found God? If no one claims him in 30 days He's yours! Forrester: Frank, let's pretend I hurt you & move on Fortune, that favors fools. -- Jonson Forrest Gump: Silence is a virtue known to all mute men Forrester: It's a foetid little piece of tripe Found someone you have I would say - Yoda Forrest Gumproom: Life is like a box of ch-ch-ch-chocolates Forrester: Bon appe-die! Forrester: I'm taking on Danger! Death Ray as a client Forrester: Frank, be a dear and push the button Forrester: Sail on, Servo! I love a robot with panache! Forrester: Well. Fun is where you find it, Brian Forrester: As the world is enchanted by our whimsy Forrester: Bon soir, my little friends Fortunately, I laugh at pain! - Earthworm Jim Forrester: I prefer curly fries Forrester: What? I was right in the middle of splicing DN Found a piano stool. I thought pianos were house trained? Forrest the Pooh: Life is like a pot of hunney Forrest Gump: Time heals all Wounds. Newsweek even heals a few Forrester: Send those robot twits `Time of the Apes' Forrest Gump: Kissing Butt, Groveling and sucking up shamelessly never made anybody poor Forrester: As of now, I'm closing Frank's little office Forrest Gump: Fools rush to a Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon Forrester's life in on the line - Mike Forrest Ventura Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then Forrester: I hope you get freezer burned Forrester: Wait for it! Wait for it! Forrester: Thigh Master is now DIE Master! Fortune: No such file or directory Forrest Simpson Mmmmm, choolate Forrester: Tell us that story about Cole Porter again Forrester: Work it Frank! Sizzle it! Forward!, he cried from the rear, and the front rank died Forrester: Fine! Don't turn your cranks to FRANK! Found WINDOWS in C:WIN -- Remove it? Forrester: Your `Louis Armstrong'. Your `The Beatles' Forrest Noah: 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconut, 2 peanut butter, 2 mint Forrester: If I didn't snoop I wouldn't know what was going Forrest Madonna: "I am like a box of chocolates. Lick me." Fouled up beyond any redemption Forrester: Frank, where's the Matter Transference device? Forrester: Proud doesn't begin to cover it, boobie! Forrest Gump: Don't cross a ditch until you come to it Forrester: Happy hour is over, Taco Beelzebub! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2Q00001 Date: 02/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:50pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Forrester: Mildy peeved researchers? Forrest Letterman:Top ten reasons why life is like a box of chocolates Forrester: I'm cancelling your contracts Found DOS, delete? (Y)es, (O)ui, (S)i, (J)a? Forrester: In our world, we also have a Hawaii! Forrester: Starring the very kittenish Ann Margaret Forrester: Let's pretend I hurt you and move on Forrester: How 'bout I shatter the known laws of physics? Forrest Gump: Slow and Steady gets his ass kicked in the 100 yard dash Found some turtle eggs. Lets smash 'em! - Tom Forrester: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill Forty two Forrester: I've designed the world's most adorable pet! Forrest Noah 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter Forty below, was that Celsius or Farenheit? What's so funny...? Forty, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT! Forrester: Relax and enjoy, naive fool! Forrester: Get out your favorite pair of pumps and have a ball Forrest Moses I command the chocolates to seperate! Forrester: You orbiting Wilford Brimley wannabe! Forrester: You dumb dummies! Forrest Gump: It takes two to Tango and ten to play basketball Forrester: Even Joely's mother couldn't watch *this* one! Forty isn't all that old... if you're a tree Forrester: Turn it off! Turn it off!!! Forrester: I'm removing that dark stain on my soul Fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high - core dumped Forrest Pig Life is a box of chok-choa-che..candy Forrester holds the checks-- Dr. Forrester Forsake the foolish and live. - Proverbs 9:6 Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has been fixed Forrest Simmons Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE! Forrester: What's the deal with this stuff not being not b Forrest Rivera People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest' Forrester: Start running, Frank Forrester: Forceps, Frank! Pain! Fortune Cookie: "You will earn a lot of money" in bed Forrester: Is life an illusion? In your dreams! Jeez! Forrester: The guys from Deep 13 go walking! Forrest McCoy......It's Chocolate, Jim Forrester: Booze still heals! Forth U  IF beep THEN Forrester: But that's for later Forrest Zen I am one with the chocolate Forrest Gump: The child is the father to the man. Read about it in the STAR! Forrest Gump: The pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah, right Fortinlee, I downt knead a spel chekre Forrester: Why didn't I think of that? Forrester: Six Flags Over 10 to the 12th Power! Forrester: Quit clowing around up there! Found God? If not claimed in 30 days, He's yours! Forrester: Your `Massachussetts'. Your `Illinois' Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip. -- Limbaugh Forrest Gump: Keep a stiff upper lip. The Novocain will eventually wear off Forty laps around the cargo bay. Start running. Now Fort Wayne, IN - It's illegal to carry a watermelon into a public park Forty Days in the Saddle by Major Bumsore Forrester: I'll get you for this, Joel! Forrest Gump: Money talks, just kidding-it doesn't really Forrester: That's two, Frank Forrest Gump: Tommorrow is another day. Although I've been known to be wrong Foster's Law: The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders Forrester: I don't know about art, but I know what I l Forrest Gump: Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, You never know what you are gonna get Forrest Gump: Variety is the spice of life, with Garlic Powder a close second Fortune tellers DO IT with crystal balls Forrester: Stay in the circle, you puss! Forrester: They rejected me and that fueled my madness! Found the solution. Now, where did I put that problem! Forrester: You're just so incredibly stupid and wrong! Forrest Gump: Sex is Like a Box of Chocolates-Sweet,Gooey and Nauseatin' if you over do it Forrester: Less talk! - TV's Frank And more new country! Forrester: Forrester holds the checks Fortune vomits on my eider down yet again -- Blackadder Forrester: I hope you know these are billable hours Forrest Gump: It's a small world unless you're a midget, in which case it is slightly bigger Forrester: I'll put an end to this little naughty voyeur Found a new religion; I'm now a Seventh Day Agnostic Forsyth's Law: Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in on you Forrester: Okay... I'm serious Forrester: The Isaac Asimov Body Splash Forty-two. Forty-two, forty-two--the answer is ALWAYS forty-two!! Forrest Limbaugh.......With Chocolate on Loan from God! Forward.never straight Forrester: Enough of your touchy feely crap, Mike! Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, Forrest Jackson Little kids like my box of chocolates Forrester: Turn your crank to FRANK! Forrester: In your face, Mike! Forrester: Frank, you're ruining it for me Forrester: Don't you ever interrupt me! Forrester: It has nothing to do with pods! Forward, into the past! Found BABY.COM - (A)bort (D)eliver (F)ind father? Forrest Gump: People to Respect: Fellow Inmates Forrester: Let's not forget why you're up th Forrester: Chop chop! Forrester: Dr. Clayton Stonewall Forrester Forrester: Got a headache? GOOD! Forrester: Two words: Get over it! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2Q00002 Date: 02/10/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:51pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Found on Lost in Space robot: Made on Mars by Tandy Corporation Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed Forrest Gump: It's good to be born under a lucky star, so long as it's not a falling one Forrester: Baywatch can wait for now, Frank Forrest Shakespeare: Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question Forrester: `Your Lisa' is dating Ethan Hawke Forrester: It's supposed to hurt! It's science! Forrest Rooney: Didja ever wonder why life is like a box of chocolates Fortunately, polyester washes up so nice - Crow Fotoflagellation - The act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster Fortunately, there IS a cure for virginity! Forrester: Just watch the show. I got that sciatic nerve Forrest Gump: Life is like a garbage dumpster, it stinks Forrester: Have at it, Space Guy Forrest Gump: Lie down with dogs, wake up with marital problems and a booking on GERALDO Forrester: Send Joel his weekly diet of movie droppings! Forrester: Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs Forrester: The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set Found God? If unclaimed in 30 days, he's yours! Forrester: Insert perfunctory acknowledgement here Forrester: Yes, the one we use for crushing mimes! Fossil found with strange mark at the bottom of the outline Forrest Presley Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate Forrester: Falsify some lab reports while your at it Forrester: If I see a smudge I will have you destroyed! Forrester: Knock it off, nitwits! Forum: Quartet of American Indian golfers Forrester: Frank, I keep winning and you're still a puss! Forrest the Hun Chocolate all mine! Forrest Satan "Life is a box of melted chocolates." (Sign) Forrester: Invent something. Do the paper work Forrester: HELLLLLPPPPPP!!! Forrester: You will bow down before me Fortunately, all the worst actors are on the planet -Crow Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip. : Roll the Bones Forrester: You have no idea what you are about to endure Forrest Gump: Know why farts smell? So's deaf people can enjoy them Forrest Gump: The Shortest distance between 2 points invaribly will not involve AMTRAK Forrester: Got security all beefed up down here! Forrester: We're not mild mannered matinee hosts! Forrester: He's so cute when he's sleeping Fortinlee, I downt nead a spel checkr Forrest Gump: Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater, unless you want Forrester: How do you know so much about my mother? Fortune cookies make good snacks, with a message inside every one Forrester: Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button Forrester: And the very whipped John Forsythe Forrester: The cuter the pet, the lower the heart rate Fortune is random, faith shoots from the hip RUSH -Neurotica Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball Forsake not an old friend, for a new one doesn't compare Forrester: It stars Lassie. You know... the *dog*! Fortune Cookie says: Don't look back, always look ahead Forsake not a friend of many years for the aquaintance of a day Found Dos+Win, delete? (Y)es, (O)ui, (S)i, (J)a? Forrest Mansell: Get Coulthard away from my darned box of chocolates Forrester: Accept the pain, Frank Fortunately, Mr Garak is somewhat more cynical than I am! -Intendant Forrest Lee Fight with your inner chocolate Forrester: Quit your clowing, mango! Forrester: Two Curlies, fighting for supremacy! Forrester: Lloyd Bridges *and* Hugh O'Brien? Fortune favors the audacious. - Desiderius Erasmus Forrest Seinfeld: What's the deal with a box of chocolate Forty isn't old.........if you're a tree Forrest Gump: United we stand, Divided we sit Forrester: We got rid of that weird-assed family Forrest Gump: Old age is wasted on the elderly Forrest Gump: Watch out for show people. Especially the ones at Disney Forrester: The `curdless' phone Forrester: There was a meal deal so I got two Beef & Swiss Forrest Gump: Pulling your groin is one thing-pulling someone else's is another Forty-two?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows Forrester: Frank should be done deep frying just about now. Forrester: He's in therapy Forrester: Surly waitress not included Forrester: We shall cleave into, this puny planet! Forrester: Kick it down, mamma jamma Fortunately, though, I am...immune..to its..effects. - Spock Foul, Foul, Foul he cried, then died Forrest Turner What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it? Forrest Gump: Good things come to those who wait tables-tips Forrest the Pooh: "Life is like a jar of honey" Found a bug in this tagline! Forrest Gump: Stupid am as stoopid doo Forrester: We don't do dine-in. We only do take-out Fortune vomits on my shoe yet again Forrester: This is science, not Romper Room! Forrest Gump: One Bad apple can spoil the whole report card Forrester: `In The Line Of Fire', `Speed', `Blown Away'? Forrester: Back to you, Mitchell Forty is the old age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age. V. Hugo Forrester: I think you will die, Joel! Fort Worth...Where the West Begins! Forrest Gump: My aubt Sheila once had an expression. But she forgot it Fortes fortuna adiuvat - Onni auttaa rohkeita Forrester: It's a nice day for a blood-letting! Forrest Gump: Never turn your back on a guy nicknamed "The Homicidal Maniac." Fossil Driver: Taxi Service for Archaeologists Forrest Gump: It's no use beating a dead horse, unless he owed you money [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)