--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2N00005 Date: 02/09/98 From: TAMMY WILSON Time: 04:33pm \/To: PAUL ANDINACH (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tags for Request Could I persuade you to toss up these? PA> DEFAULT TAG 37848 Miscellaneous PA> FANTA TAG 2979 Fantasy PA> PTERRY TAG 2628 Terry Pratchett PA> QUOTE TAG 7621 Quotes PA> SF TAG 4355 Science Fiction PA> SPIRIT TAG 6565 Spiritual/Inspirational PA> STARWARS TAG 2189 Star Wars PA> TAG TAG 5107 Taglines PA> TREK TAG 7667 Star Trek Obviously not all at the same time.. but if you'd rather toss them via e-mail, you can send it via tjw@cybertap.com. Thanks very much ... Come and waste a knight with me... -SCA bumpersticker --- * Origin: * T.S. II - Traveler's Rest Stop * (1:248/307) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00000 Date: 02/19/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 02:35pm \/To: SEBASTIAN VITANGELI (Read 2 times) Subj: Star Wars Taglines Please! SV> Hi there, does someone have some Star Wars Taglines? Comingt right up! "A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda "Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" Solo "Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm?" Dirty Yoda "Always in motion is the future." - Yoda "An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi Wan "Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO "Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda "Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother," said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."- Leia "Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right." - Han Solo "Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here." Han Solo "Control, control. You must learn control." - Yoda "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - YODA "Don't cross me boy... where's my bottle?" - Failed Jedi "Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby? Hold together." - Solo "Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo "Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!" "Exciting is hardly the word I would choose" - C3P0 "Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda "He's as clumsy as he is stupid." Darth Vader "He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him." - Leia "How you get so big eating food of that kind" - Yoda "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." - Vader "I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." - Yoda "I don't know how we're going to get out of this one." - Han Solo "I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this." - Leia "I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money!" - Han Solo "I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate." - Luke Skywalker "I happen to like nice men." - Leia "I have a really bad feeling about this." - Han Solo "I like Captain Solo right where he is." Jabba the Hutt "I take orders from just one person! Me!" Han Solo "I think we're in trouble." - Han Solo "I've got a very bad feeling about this." Han Solo "If we can just avoid any more female advice..." Han Solo "It's an energy field created by all living things." Obi Wan "Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die." Luke Skywalker "Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo "Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda "Luke, don't turn off the flashlight! That leads to the Dark Side." "Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda "Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind. - Han Solo "Mind what you have learned. Save you it can." - Yoda "Never tell me the odds!" - Han Solo "No reward is worth this." - Han Solo "No time to discuss this in committee." - Han Solo "Oh, bloody hell!" Boba Fett, after falling into the Sarlacc. "Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo "Oh, switch off." - C-3PO "Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes." Leia "Roars not wake gone mate, hee hee!" - Yoda on novocaine "Skywalker & Sons: Intergalactic ScrapYards " "So certain are you, yes?" - Yoda "Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong." -Yoda "That name no longer has any meaning to me." - Vader "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader "The Force is strong with this one" "No, he just needs a bath" "There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo "There is no death; there is the Force..." - The Jedi Code "There is no emotion; there is peace..." - The Jedi Code "There is no ignorance; there is knowledge..." - The Jedi Code "There is no passion; there is serenity..." - The Jedi Code "There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny." Han Solo "There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" O O O O O "This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart." Han Solo "This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." Luke "This time let go your consious self and act on instinct." Obi Wan "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda "Ummm! Trouble with grammar have I, yes." Yoda "Weegua! Thwept! (laugh)" Ewok Warrior "What is a magician but a practising theorist?" Obi-Wan Kenobi "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi "Who's scruffy-looking?" - Han Solo "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" Leia "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" Leia "You could use a good kiss!" Han Solo "You don't have to do this to impress me." - Leia "You don't know the power of the dark side!" - "Darth, your wife on line "You know better than to trust a strange computer!" Threepio "You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo "You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han Solo "You must unlearn what you have learned" - Yoda "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake..." Han Solo "You stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!" - Leia "You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me." Han Solo "You want the impossible" - Luke Skywalker "You'll find I'm full of surprises!" - Luke Skywalker "You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." - 9-D9 * <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter. 8===O*O===8 X-Wing attack! 8===O*O===8 C3PO: "R2, what's Luke doing with that Windows'95 CD? Chewbacca's Welding: "We break it, YOU fix it!" CHEWIE: "Ack! Ack!" LUKE: "What's wrong?" HAN: "Hairball." Darth Moderator: "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE." Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie. Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, @MINUTE@ minutes Death Star Intel Pentium Inside Force Strength Meter -> weak --- strong FREE TOASTER IF YOU JOIN THE DARKSIDE! Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management. Graduate of the Han Solo school of asteroid belt navigation. Hmph! Seriousness! Sobriety! A Jedi craves not these! Hokey religions n' ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster... How did Wicket cross the road? Ewok-d! I can be a great disturbance in the Force... I felt a great disturbance in the Force... I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a great warrior... If Chewbacca was horny, would he be a wookie who lookie for nookie? If Ella Fitzgerald ever marries Darth Vader, she'll be Ella Vader. Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too? Jedi's nightmare: Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri! Lando, Lando, he's our man! If he can't do it ... we'll get Han! Luke! Fighters on your tail! OĴ (O) OĴ Luke: "I don't... I don't believe it." Yoda: "That is why you fail." Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be." Lukewarm...? Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket? Skywalker & Sons: Intergalactic ScrapYards The Death Star plans are *not* in the main QWK packets... The Force is what gives the Jedi his power. That and batteries. To fight Vader in MKII, insert 50 quarters and reset the machine... o o o TIE fighter attack! o o o //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:206/224.15) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00001 Date: 02/19/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 02:36pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 2 times) Subj: Macro tags...? HL> Hello Cheeky.... Cheeky? *laugh* CT>> I've btw noticed that INSULT_MODERATORS.TAG isn't very welcome in CT>> a moderators only echo.. *evil grin* HL> How long before you got a reply to that? NOT long! And.. I'm a moderator for.. 3 different echoes.. ;-) //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:206/224.15) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00002 Date: 02/19/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 02:37pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 2 times) Subj: Macro tags...? HL> Hello chubby-chops! *LOL* CT>> What? *growl* -Let's try AGAIN! :-> HL> Don't work. GoldEd can't handle the files. They are to big.. Got an e-mail address?? //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:206/224.15) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00003 Date: 02/18/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 05:05pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Amiga Tags I'm sure there are some dups... but here's what I've got. ((AMIGA)) ((AMIGA)) Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED! 1:IBM RULES 2:Amiga RULES 3:Mac RULES 1 and 2:Shuttup, moron. 32 digital 16-bit voices... that's either 8 Amigas or 1 GUS! A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. Adios, Amiga! AGT ... A Good Thing ...and... AmiGa Technologies. AmiBW: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Amiga *IS* back! AMIGA - Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays. AMIGA - Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry. AMIGA - Amigas Make Incredibly Good Anchors. AMIGA - Any Mothers Instant Gratification Aid. Amiga - At The Dead Letter Department. Amiga - Back For Good! AMIGA - Back for the future. AMIGA - feels like heaven..! Amiga - For guys with real imagination. Amiga - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amiga - King of dreams come true! Amiga - Macht einfach Spass. Amiga - Motorola Inside. Amiga - O Sporting dos computadores. Amiga - The computer for 2001 and beyond, today. Amiga - the step between Nintendo and IBM. Amiga - Where you want to be tomorrow. AMIGA -- The FIRST word in computers! Amiga -< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Amiga 3000: A Super Nintendo with a keyboard and floppy! Amiga : a tool for fantasy AMIGA = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Animations! AMIGA == A Machine I Give Away. AMIGA Advantage #1: NO Intel Inside worries! Amiga and XT: Both old, both slow, both worthless. Amiga Computers: Dividing properly since 1985! Amiga Computing is my favorite computer magazine. --Sir Walter Raleigh. AMIGA DENMARK - Is where you get it.. Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentium and gets it right! Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentium. Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a 33 MHz 80486! Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a Pentium! Amiga Error #1 System crashed - Intelligent user detected. Amiga Error #102: User reached puberty. System Halted. Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue. Amiga Error #4 Pubic hair detected, access denied. Amiga Error #5 Joystick not connected, system crashed. Amiga Error #7 Fatal ERROR - Non game detect. Amiga error message - Hey dude, like, somethings wrong? Amiga error message: Duuuuude, you got a problem! Amiga error message: Duuuuuuuuuuuude, you got a problem. Amiga error message: Like, dude, something went wrong. Amiga for president... Amiga Guerrilla - Change for the Machine. Amiga has better and faster windows! Amiga is not your Amigo. AMIGA is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM! Amiga is to computing as Snail Mail is to Email. AMIGA lives. Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead, Escom revived it! Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead... Amiga made it, Commodore screwed it up. My other computer's an Amiga. Amiga Mail Manager, The Last Frontier!... Engage... Amiga Message #2 Do you shave? YES, $%^& system crashed. Amiga Message #3 Press FIRE Button to continue. Amiga multitasking - Can act as a paper weight AND a door stop. Amiga Owners: Don't laugh, IBM-breath it's PAID for! Amiga Owners: Don't laugh, Mac-breath it's PAID for! AMIGA POWER FOREVER! Amiga Power user - can play a game while squeezing his zits. AMIGA RULES AMIGA IBM FILES. Amiga Rules!, And the X-FiLeS proves it! AMIGA RULES. No arguments. Amiga screen message: Like, dude, something went wrong. AMIGA Technologies is here! Amiga users get very good at the sidestep! Amiga Walker: More than one step ahead! Amiga! Only the Best! Amiga! Too much power for the average user... Amiga!: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC! Amiga!: Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought... Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art. Amiga's Forever... AMIGA(n): yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amiga, banned in the 90's for impersonating a computer..! Amiga, computers for people who want more than just a PC. Amiga, it's a kind of magic. Amiga, the choice of the Politically In Correct. Amiga, the computer will take you into the new millennium? Amiga- Bally made it, Commodore f*cked it up. Amiga- Bally made it, Commodore screwed it up. Amiga----- very useful to hold down the lid on the trash can! Amiga----- very useful to hold down the lid on the trashcan! Amiga. Because a man can never have too many tasks. Amiga...A crash dummy for beta testers. Amiga...A kindergarten computer in a PhD world. Amiga...A pocket calculator with an attitude. Amiga...A step between the abacus and the slide rule. Amiga...Abigamistake! Amiga...Boob Tube for Waldo Watchers. Amiga...brought to you by Barnum and Bailey. Amiga...brought to you by Curly, Moe and Larry. Amiga...brought to you by Manny, Moe and Jack. Amiga...brought to you by Toys R Us. Amiga...Comp 'U' Toys 'R' Us. Amiga...computing by Abacus. Amiga...For mental retards on a roll. Amiga...For Pac Man Users Anonymous. Amiga...for the digitally handicapped. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00004 Date: 02/18/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 05:11pm \/To: SEBASTIAN VITANGELI (Read 2 times) Subj: Swars Tags Here's what I have... 'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use. --C-3PO. 'It's Not My Fault!' --Han Solo and Lando Calrissian. 'May the horse be with you.' --Obi Wan to Roy Rogers. *Who's* scruffy lookin'? --Han to Leia. ...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god. --C-3PO. ...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas. --C-3PO. A census taker once tried to test me. --Hannibal Lector. A great warrior? Wars not make one great. --Yoda A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father. A Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. --Kenobi. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. --Yoda. A Jedi named Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. --Yoda. A Jedi's weapon! Much like your father's. Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. --Yoda. Adventure. heh! Excitement. heh! A Jedi craves not these things. --Yoda. Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? --Solo. All right--hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt! All the scopes are dead, I can't see a thing. --Luke Skywalker. All too easy. --Darth Vader. Always emotion is the Future. --Yoda. Always in motion is the future. --Yoda. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say? --Yoda. An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. --Obi Wan. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! --Han. And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside! --Han Solo. And I thought they smelt bad on the outside --Han Solo. And I'm a son of a gun! --Hank Williams Jr. in pathetic dweeb mode. And now, young Skywalker, you will die. --Emperor. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they. --Yoda. Apology accepted, Captain Needa. --Vader. Are you sure this thing is safe? --C3PO. Aren't you a little short for a Storm trooper? --Leia. Artoo Detoowah bo Seethreepiowah ey toota odd mischka. --Jabba du Hutt. Artoo says the chances of survival are 775... to one. --C-3PO. Artoo! Where are you! --C3PO. Artoo, fire up the converters. --Luke. Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this. --C-3PO. Assimilated You will Be, Futile Resistance is. --Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm. --Yoda of Borg. Assimilated, you will be. --Yoda of Borg. Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm. --Yoda. Backwards speak to used I! ... Damn! ... Again go I there! --Yoda Bad grammar, have I? --Yoda. Because he's holding a thermal detonator! --C-3PO. Before the dark times. Before the Empire. --Obi Wan Kenobi. Being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia. Ben! Ben! --Luke. Ben, why didn't you tell me? --Luke. Better her then me. --Han Solo. BLAM! It was a boring conversation anyway. --Han Solo. Bo shudda. --Jabba the Hutt. Boring conversation anyway. --Han Solo. Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company! --Han Solo. Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight rather than this sneaking. --Han. But I do believe they think I am some sort of god. --C-3PO. But I wanted to go into town and get some power converters! --Luke. But if he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally. --Darth Vader. But it'll keep you alive until I get the shelter built. --Han. But love ye your enemies, and do good. --Luke 6:35. But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid. --C3PO. But those mine enemies... slay them before me. --Luke 19:27. But who's gonna fly it kid, You? --Han Solo. Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia. Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here. --Han Solo. Chide a friend in private and praise him in public. --Solon. Closer please... closer... --Hannibal Lector. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. --Han Solo. Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here. --Han Solo. ConcentraaAAAAAATE! --Yoda. Control! Control! You must learn control! --Yoda. Control, you must learn control. You do not concentrate. --Yoda. Crawl back under the rock you came from, Titus! --Jedite. Crush The Opposition. --Luke 10:19. Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold! --Leia. DIAL 1-80-DARK-SIDE for free Jedi lessons.. --Darth Vader. Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?! --Han Solo. Didn't think you big TV stars went to the bathroom. --Hank. Do if you can, try if you must. --Yoda. Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance. --Hanlon. DO or do NOT. There is no TRY. --Yoda. Do to other as you would have them do to you. --Luke 6:31. Do to others as you would have them do to you. --Luke 6:31. Do! Or do not. There is no try! --Yoda. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. --YODA, Empire Strikes Back. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. --YODA. Don't cross me boy...where's my bottle? --Failed Jedi. Don't Make Me Destroy You. --Darth Vader. Don't underestimate the force. --Darth Vader. Don't underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave. --Darth Vader. Don't underestimate the power of the force. --Darth Vader. Don't worry, she'll hold together. --Han Solo. Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby? Hold together. --Solo. Don't you sleep with your males? --Haneek. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. --Han Solo. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00005 Date: 02/18/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 05:11pm \/To: SEBASTIAN VITANGELI (Read 2 times) Subj: Swars Tags Elementary School --Hand Held Calculator. Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP! Emperor of Borg: Young Jedi..You..Will..Be..Assimilated .. ZZAAPP! Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. Episode VIII: RERUN OF THE JEDI. Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone. --Darth Vader. Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone. --Vader. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. --Emperor. Everything is under control. Situation normal. --Han Solo. Eww, now I have Earth cooties! --Yoda. Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! --Yoda (Animaniacs). Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! --Yoda (in Animaniacs). Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! --Yoda. Exactly what KIND of Water Music did you have in mind? --Handel. Exciting is hardly the word I would use. --C-3PO. Fear Not. --Luke 12:7. First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. --Hannibal Lector. For everything, ask `what is it, in itself.' --Hannibal Lector. For he that is mighty hath done to me great things. --Luke 1:49. For the Jedi there is no death; there is the Force. For the Jedi there is no emotion; there is peace. For the Jedi there is no ignorance; there is knowledge. For the Jedi there's no emotion, there's peace. For the thousands of sacrifices made here. --SOLOMON! For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. --Luke 12:34. Found someone you have I would say. --Yoda. Futile, resistance is. --Yoda of Borg. General, count me in. --Leia Organa. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. --Darth Vader. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. --Vader. Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell! --Han Solo. Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell! --Han. Get in there,you big furry oaf,I don't care what you smell! --Han Solo. Glory to God in the highest. --Luke 2:14. Good against a living -- that's something else. --Han Solo. Good Morning! Nice of you guys to drop by! --Han Solo. Good Morning! Nice of you guys to drop by! --Han. Grand Admiral Pong: We have picked up Jedi Master Ping on Endor Great Chewie! Always thinking with your stomach! --Han Solo. Great kid! Don't get cocky! --Han Solo. Great warrior? War does not make one great. --Yoda. Great warrior? Wars not make one great. --Yoda. Great, kid! Don't get cocky! --Han Solo. Grrr! (growl some)! --Wookie First Mate. Han: If he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him? He will join us ... or die, my master. --Darth Vader. He will join us or die, master. --Darth Vader. He will join us or die, my master. --Vader. He will join us, or die, master. --Darth Vader. He will not be permanently damaged. --Vader. He's as clumsy as he is stupid. --Darth Vader. He's going to pull us all apart. --Luke Skywalker. He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him. --Leia. He's the brains, sweetheart! --Han Solo. Hear me, Baby? Hold together. --Han. Help me Obi Wan Kanobe, you're my only hope. --Leia. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. --Leia. Help me take this mask off. --Vader. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. --Leia. Help you I can, yes! --Yoda of Novell Tech Support. Help you I can. HummMMmmm, YYeess! --Yoda. Help you I can. Yes, mmmm. --Yoda. HEY! It's me. --Han Solo. Hey!You're not permitted in there!It's restricted! --C3PO. Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you. --Han Solo. Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something? --Luke. Hey... it's me! --Han Solo. His banner over me is love. --Solomon 2:4. His banner over me was love. --Solomon 2:4. Hmmmm, Teach you backwards to speak, I can.. --Yoda. Hmmmmm, take you to him I will. --Yoda. Hmp! Seriousness! Hmph! Sobriety! A Jedi craves them not! Hmph! Seriousness! Sobriety! A Jedi craves not these! Hmph! Seriousness. Hmph! Sobriety. A Jedi craves not these things! Hmph! Seriousness. Hmph! Sobriety. A Jedi craves them not... --Yoda. Hmph, seriousness! Hmph, sobriety, and Jedi craves not these things! Hmph. Saviors. Forgiveness. A Jedi craves them not. How we doin'? --Han. Same as always. --Luke. That bad, huh? --Han. How would you know the hyperdrive is deactivated? --C3PO. How you get so big eating food of that kind --Yoda. Hurry up will ya, I haven't got all day. --Han Solo. Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident! --Han. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. --Luke. I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. --Vader. I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated. ZAP. I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAP. I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP! I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation. --C-3PO of Borg. I am not a committee! --Leia. I am wondering, why are you here? --Yoda. I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. --Yoda. I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct. --Han Solo. I don't believe it. --Luke. That... is why you fail. --Yoda. I don't believe it. L.S. That is why you failed. --Yoda. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. --Han Solo. I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. --Leia. I don't know where you get your delusions laser brain. --Leia. I don't know where you get your delusions lazerbrain. --Leia. I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. --Han Solo. I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this. --Leia. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money! --Han Solo. I feel terrible. --Han Solo. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate. --Luke Skywalker. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate. --Luke. I find your lack of faith disturbing. --Darth Vader. I find your lack of faith disturbing. --Vader. I find your lack of faith DISTURBING... --Darth Vader. I grow old ever learning many things. --Solon 630 - 555 BC. I grow old ever learning many things. --Solon. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00006 Date: 02/19/98 From: ROB HILDITCH Time: 10:45am \/To: KEVIN W. KELLY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Processor G'day Kevin ! 10-Feb-98 01:08:58, Kevin W. Kelly wrote to Rob Hilditch Subject: Tagline Processor rh>> What command line activates sort/de-dupe in one hit or was it rh>> two passes? KWK> TAGUTIL /D filename.ext does it in one pass but you have to have orting KWK> turned on in t-matic.cfg Thanks KWK> ... Has the world gone mad or is this the post office? I work for the post office ... Fish tanks: Interactive software for cats --- Terminate 5.00/Pro robby@ace.net.au robby@picknowl.com.au * Origin: Rob's Place (3:800/469) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00007 Date: 02/19/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:35pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/2] Macro tags...? >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> On 02-18-98 18:26, Heather Lennox said to Christer Tjernqvist,<=- -=>"About Macro tags...?...,"<=- Hi, Heather; CT> I've btw noticed that INSULT_MODERATORS.TAG isn't very welcome in a CT> moderators only echo.. *evil grin* HL> How long before you got a reply to that? Not long, actually. Catch you later... Happy tagging, from the Co-Moderator. Ivy  "And we'll have fun, fun, fun..."  What? A moderator? Never mind.  The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble...   Why's the moderator always pickin' on me...?  "...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators." "Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!" "Any Moderators here?" <> "Any more?" "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother..." said the moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER "Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR." "Let's get out of here!" "Humor. It is a difficult concept." -Moderator "Moderator" is just the network AKA for Cthulu. "Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket..." "Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!" -Moderator Yoda "Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I'll take it under advisement." "Thank you, Mr. User. I'll take it under advisement." -Moderator. "The creature appears hostile!" -Calvin to a moderator "The moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet." - Don Horton. "twit *.*" typed the moderator, smiling... * <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line 1st Myth of BBS-users: moderation is not needed. 1st Myth of Moderation: It's not needed. 2nd Myth: It's needed. 2nd Myth of Moderation: It's needed. <==============Moderator at Work================> Oh! Mr. Moderator! @TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers.. @TO@ joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party. @TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT! A cat is easier to train than a Moderator... and usually better behaved. A certain Moderator who shall remain nameless has shunned the List. A certain user who shall remain nameless has shunned the rules! A clarification from that moderator thing... A handicap when the audience thinks, isn't it? A leader is best when people barely know he exists. - W. Brynner A moderator a day keeps the JERKS away. A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You just _KNOW!_! A Moderator's job is never done! A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo. A sysop's ends at his/her board. A moderator's work is never dung. A myth is as good as my "L". The L with it. A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away! Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation. Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G) Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator! Ahh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy! Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER All hail Lady Ivy, high lord and co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum! All that exceeds the bounds of moderation has an unstable foundation. All things in moderation, including Moderation! And @TO@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators. And another self-styled moderator arises. Gag..! And GOD did come back to the world as a MODERATOR ..NOT. And now back to our scheduled programming, Mr. Moderator! And now to find moderators for the other 127.5 countries. And we'll have fun, fun, fun...what? A moderator? Never mind. And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS! And you strike with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators. Any fool can moderate, and many of them do. Any moderators here? ->BANG!<- Any more? Any Moderators here? <> Any more? Anything not coated with asbestos is a Moderator toy. Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate. Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators! Are YOU the Moderator? Arguing with a moderator in public may be hazardous to your access. Avoid "off-topic" warnings. Add the moderator to your twitlist! Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator! Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. - Moderator Christmas greeting. Be nice to Moderators. We LOVE that! Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad Taglines! Become a Moderator to up your message total. Been there, done that, Got Moderated! Behead a Moderator for Allah! Beware of all Moderators! Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his/her echo... Blam, shoot the moderator for not adding that to their rules. Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant! Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions? Can I kill a +5000 moderator with a +10 Sniper Rifle ? Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks? Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded. Challenge AND direction! A moderator's job is never ending. :) Cheese it... the Moderator! Clank, Rattle, clunk. "I am the Moderator of echos past!" Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. - St. Augustine Conceit is the quicksand of success. - A. Glasgow Conference Moderating is like trying to herd cats. Continually trying to tick off the Moderators? Watch out&*^%NO CARRIER Court is in session, the Moderator presiding. Danger, All! Off-topic messages! Danger! DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp! Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby*. Darth Moderator: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE. Decrease Moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages. Def: moderator 1:babysitter 2: JUDGE jury and deleter (^8 Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.-Benchley Democracy hell! I'm a Moderator! >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2P00008 Date: 02/19/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:35pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/2] Macro tags...? >>> Part 2 of 2... Divine Right (n) - See definition for "Moderator" Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!! Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..? -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)