--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00017 Date: 02/09/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 09:58am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Tribble.tag by Request [7/7] >>> Part 7 of 7... =====#========[o-] <-- Tribble run over by an Abrams Battle Tank. A Denebian Slime Devil is a tribble built to Klingon specifications. A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble. A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. As happy as a Tribble at an All-U-Can-Eat Buffet! As Scotty would say, "'twas no tribble at all..." :) Borg Tribble: Resistance is furry. Borg Tribble: Resistance is FURtile! Dances With Tribbles: Stomp...SQUEAK...Stomp...SQUEAK... Darn! Out of tribble tags! Del *.* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! How to irritate a Klingon -- put a Tribble in his shorts I keep a tribble on my nose for warmth. :*) NO! * MORE! **** TRIBBLES! **************** -Kirk Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen. -Scotty p p p <- Tribbles listening to rock music. Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D. Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Tribble -> * Jean-Luc Tribble -> o Tribble after a haircut -> z Tribble evolution: _ . z y ,  - + v   w l * Tribble kabob -> `wwwwp=-*-*-*-*- Tribble math: * + * = ****************************** Tribble D> * Newt Tribble DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD> {*} Tribble D> * Rush Tribble DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD> {(*)} Tribbles who love Klingons, on the next Oprah! Yuck! My cat just spit up a dead tribble! * <- Tribble h <- Deep-Sea Tribble * <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble h <- Tribble in cap and gown * <- Tribble i <- Tribble after Biology lab * <- Tribble i <- Tribble after big dinner Tribble-o-meter: [*****......] *^* <- Tribble Muffs. * <- Tribble p <- Tribble listening to rock music!!! !*! !*! - Tribbles with snowshoes * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young * <- Tribble *}*.**.**.**.*** <- 2 tribbles talking on phone. Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag... Tribble Math: * + Grain = *********** * <-- Tribble . <-- Shaved tribble @F said @L, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. * -- Tribble *}*.**.**.**.*** -- 2 tribbles talking on phone =====#========[o-] <-- Tribble run over by an Abrams Battle Tank * <--Tribble >Y-(Y_____) <--Tribble winning Sumo match If your Pet Rock is a Horta - YMBAT * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla *** Tribbles, % % % <----- Teenage Mutant Turtle Tribbles *** <-Tribbles *.* <- Tribbles after MS-DOS seminar -->I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion -Kirk ***DD*** * * <- Tribble * <- Tribble having Safe Sex. * <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribblets * <- Tribble * * * <- Treble. * <- Tribble * OMMMu\ >BLAM!< <- How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?) * <- Tribble ** <- More Tribbles *** <-And even more * <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles. * <- Tribble ** <- Tribble siamese twins * <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy. * <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble. * <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name. * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsabre. * <- Tribble *10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits * <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone. * <- Tribble *> DD> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves. * <- Tribble *J <- A Tribble snorkelling. * <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues... * <- Tribble *______________o_____--- <- Tribble bowling. * <- Tribble *DDDdDEEE4 <- UHF/VHF Tribble. * <- Tribble *DDp <- King Neptribble. * <- Tribble *DD~ <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow. * <- Tribble *} <- Squared tribble * <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble. * <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill. * <- Tribble >>>DDD*DDD> <-- Steve Martin Tribble. * <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling. * <- Tribble ooD*Doe <- Tribblemobile oo*ok <- after crash tesh * <- Tribble op <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones. * <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.. * <- Tribble ^^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after a steam roller.. * <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't see that one! * <- Tribble ~*~*~*~*~ <- Tribbled Waters. * <- Tribble 0 <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble @DDD*DDDY <- Texas Longhorn Tribble. * <- Tribble ]]]]*^^^^ <- Captain Tribble. * <- Tribble p <- McTribble Sandwich. * <- Tribble p*p <- Red Baron Tribble. * <- Tribble x*x x*x <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble. * <- Tribble z <- Honey, I shrunk the tribble. * <- Tribble z <- Tribble.ZIP * :) Tag-O-Matic V.13 Founder and CEO, Minions Are Us 28/2 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00018 Date: 02/09/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Xmas.Tag by Request [1/4] >>> Part 1 of 4... WARNING! NOT DUPE-CHECKED USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!  Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve  'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! --Australian Xmas. <> @TOFIRST@ Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spend the holidays with your family. A dentist! You've been watching too many Xmas specials. A few pies short of a holiday. A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE! Across miles from our house to yours Happy Holidays! AFTER HOLIDAY SALE: '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE! AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '95 recipes AT HALF PRICE! Ahh, one of our adventure holidays. All Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. All I want for Xmas is a bag of smurfs and a mallet. All I want for xmas is a box of Smurfs .. and a mallet. All I want for Xmas is a cowboy and a hangman's noose. All I want for xmas is big reply packet. All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth - NHL Theme Song. All I want for Xmas is Santa's list of bad girls... And, what do you want for Xmas?...MORE RAM! April 19th - Unofficial Federal Holiday for ATF/FBI agents. Arkansas' favorite holiday... Halloween (pumpkin). Atheism doesn't have enough holidays! Atheism: There aren't enough holidays. Athesim: There aren't enough holidays. Bah! This is just another Hallmark Holiday cooked up to sell cards. Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. --Moderator Xmas greeting. BBS Lingo: HHTYAY: Happy Holidays to You and Yours. BBSing: The Bus Woman's Holiday. BBSing: The Busman's Holiday. Beltane: It's not a holiday, it's a state of mind. Beltane: It's not just a holiday, it's a state of mind. Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season! Book Title: Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh. Brain on holidays - penis on autopilot. Chag Sameach (Happy Holiday). --Hebrew. Chain saw...splash guard...new goggles...:Jeffery Dalhmer Xmas list... CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY. Come on, guys, every Xmas and birthday we go through this! --Woody. Considering it's a Jewish holiday and I'm fasting, nope. Dear Santa, All I want for Xmas is your list of *bad* girls. Death is a like a holiday with a group of Germans. Death not only takes a holiday, he gets comp time. Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans. Def: Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day! Do atheists get fewer holidays? Do you think employees should schedule funerals only during holidays? Dogmas: a religious holiday for canines. Don't be an Atheist... there aren't enough holidays. Erection day: oriental girls favorite holiday. Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay. --Pig Latin Xmas. Falloween...A pumpkinless holiday. Father Xmas only comes once a year and thats down the Chimney. Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia For this years holidays, why not try surfing on sunny Bajor? Forget Xmas ... Joseph confessed! Frhliche Weihnachten und ein glckliches Neues Jahr. --German Xmas. Ghosts at a Xmas party? Well, DEC 25 = OCT 31! GI: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. BI: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. GI: Singing Xmas carols. BI: Singing Xmas carols on 4th of July. Gin! --Judy Holiday. Good/Bad idea: Finding Easter eggs Easter/Xmas morning. Gott mit uns! We got mittens, too! --No Man's Land, Xmas 1914. Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve Grandma got run over by a reindeer, on the way home from our house Xmas eve. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, on the way home from our house Xmas. Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the ADA. Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the American Dental Assoc. Halloween: Pagan holiday perpetuated by Amer. Dental Assoc. Happiest of Holidays, from Ramblin' Roots! Happy (Winter Holiday Of Your Choice)! Happy Holidays - Keep the Taglines coming. Happy Holidays and a Wonderful 1994 to you and yours! Happy Holidays Everyone. Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! Season Greetings! Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) --Canadian Cmas. Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) --Canadian. Happy Holidays, whatever you're celebrating! Happy Holidays. Wishing you a very prosperous 1996! Happy Holidays...Merry Christmas...Happy New Year...to all! --RASTA. Have a GAY holiday! Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. Have a Happy Holiday Season! And a very good @YEAR@! He, their sire, Butcher'd to make a Roman holiday. --Lord Byron. HEADLINE: CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY. Headlines: CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY. HHTYAY.................Happy Holidays to You and Yours. High Caloric: Jewish religious holiday High Clonic (def.) - Jewish religious holiday. High Clonic: Jewish Holiday. High Clonic: Jewish religious holiday... High Colonic (def.) - Jewish religious holiday. High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday. Holiday Holidays! HOLIDAY SEASON: Observed religiously by all at the mall of his choice. Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't. Homemade Xmas: Two 2x4's, three nails, and a Jew. How strong the steel, how quick the conquest. --Mixmaster. I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. I decided not to be an atheist. NO holidays! I got La'Machine for Xmas, On New Years, it cut off La'Finger. I like atheism, but there aren't enough holidays I Over Slept Because: My Wife Thought Today Was A Holiday. I saw a Were-targ drinking a Ferengi Holiday in Roddenberry's... I tried atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. I Wanna Decide Who Lives and Dies. --Crow's Xmas Wish. I'd be an atheist, BUT.... no paid holidays! I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it? - Dot. Idleness is the holiday of fools. Have a Happy and Safe Holiday.   Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer.   "All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks..."  - Weird Al  "Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"   'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Christmas.  'Tis the season of al-tru-is-m fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-la   ... And a partridge in a pear tree.   All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks...  -Weird Al.  And a partridge in a pear tree.   Christmas time is here by golly, disapproval would be folly.   Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve "A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!!" - Opus "All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks..." - Weird Al "ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!" -Australian "Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas "Christmas is Christ's revenge for the crucifixion." -- Unknown "Made one of these for the kids last Christmas." - Q (D.A.F.) ------- An Aardvark is not just for Christmas ------- <> @FN@ has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. @FN@, Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. @TOFIRST@ has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. @TOFIRST@ Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spend the holidays with your family. A Family Christmas: Let the bickering begin! A few bulbs short of a Christmas tree. A few pies short of a holiday. A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree. A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas! -Opus. A good Christmas tree is like Kryptonite to any Jew. A man who's afraid of Christmas? -Noel Coward. A real friend remembers only the birthday. A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE! Ad - Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale. AFTER HOLIDAY SALE: '96 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE! Ahh, one of our adventure holidays. All * I * want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty GIRLS! All Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks... All I want for Christmas is @TF@ wrapped in only a red bow. All I want for Christmas is @TOFIRST@ and a chain saw! All I want for Christmas is @TOFIRST@ wrapped in cellophane. All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mallet All I want for Christmas is a big plasma grenade! All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane. All I want for Christmas is a box of smurfs and a hammer. All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet! All I want for Christmas is a box of smurfs and a rubber mallot. All I want for Christmas is a dead Jim Kirk All I want for Christmas is a Green Orion Slave Woman. All I want for Christmas is a Piece on Earth. All I want for Christmas is a redhead wrapped in cellophane! All I want for Christmas is a woman wrapped in cellophane. All I want for Christmas is an Adonis wrapped in a big red bow! All I want for Christmas is Corrina wrapped in cellophane. All I want for Christmas is Dr. Julian Bashir wrapped in cellophane! All I want for Christmas is Gary and Bob to strike a deal. All I want for Christmas is my very own Fire Lizard! All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of bad girls... All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty girls!!! All I Want For Christmas Is Santa's List Of Naughty Boys. All I want for Christmas is some more taglines. All I want for Christmas is total omnipotence. All I want for Christmas is... a P166 with 2Gb HD and 32MB. :-) All I want for Christmas is..........(fill in the blanks) All I want for Cmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet! All I want for Cmas is a cowboy and a hangman's noose. All I want for Cmas is big reply packet. All I Want For Cmas Is My Two Front Teeth - NHL Theme Song. All the snow has turned to water. Christmas days have come and gone. An Aardvark is not just for Christmas anymore. An Aardvark is not just for Christmas! And Christmas is spoiled 'cause he got his tax package. And, what do you want for Cmas?...MORE RAM! Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy! April 19th - Unofficial Federal Holiday for ATF/FBI agents. Arkansas' favorite holiday... Halloween (pumpkin). As funny as a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. As funny as a lump of sh*t in a Christmas stocking. assimilated me. Owl be home for Christmas. At 70, Christmas is more often. Atheism doesn't have enough holidays! Atheism: There aren't enough holidays. Atheist Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street." Atheist Christmas play: Coincidence on 34th Street. Athesim: There aren't enough holidays. Athiest Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street" Attack of the Killer Christmas Ornaments of the 60's! -Joel. AZERI-AZERBAIJAN: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun. Bad day: Smokey the Bear stamps out your birthday cake. Bah! This is just another Hallmark Holiday cooked up to sell cards. Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. -Moderator Christmas greeting BBSing: The Bus Woman's Holiday. BBSing: The Busman's Holiday. Be naughty - Save Santa the trip! Beatnik: Santa Claus the day after Christmas. Beltane: It's not a holiday, it's a state of mind. Beltane: It's not just a holiday, it's a state of mind. Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season! Birthdays ... they're not just for spankings anymore. >>> Continued to next message... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00019 Date: 02/09/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Xmas.Tag by Request [2/4] >>> Part 2 of 4... BOOK TITLE: Christmas for Baldies - by Yule Brynner BOOK TITLE: Happy New Year! - by Mary Christmas BOOK TITLE: Stunned Over Christmas - by Holly Daze boy! Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind. Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas Brain on holidays - penis on autopilot. break. Christmas is a time of joy, for every little (and big) girl or Burning too many Christmas tree lights, eh? ((haha!)) But Santa, Naughty IS Nice! Cheer up @TOFIRST@! Have a Happy Christmas, have a drink for me. Christmas "Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year." - Moderator Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers. DEC 25, OCT 31. Christmas are pulling a '57. Christmas canceled - Joseph confessed. Christmas Chopin time. Make a Lizt. Christmas comes more than I do. Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. Christmas for Baldies: by Yule Brynner. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner Christmas greeting "Bother," said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas has been canceled in the US. Santa got Audited by the IRS. Christmas has gotten too commercial. CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN activates Dec 25th. Christmas is a time for remembering. Just 3 more months 'til spring break. Christmas is a time of joy, for every little (and big) girl or boy! Christmas is a-coming, and the geese are getting fat ... }}}}}}} Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind. Christmas is so Republican. -Binkley. Christmas is the promise and Easter is the proof! Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind. -Edmund Gwenn. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Babes in Boyland. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Crisco Kringle. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Hot Buttered Elves. Christmas Movies in Times Square: I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Ninja Reindeer Killfest '88. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Not-So-Tiny Tim. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Santa Goes 'Round-the-World. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Santa's Magic Lap. Christmas Movies in Times Square: The Nutcracker Swede. Christmas Movies in Times Square: Yes, Yes, Oh God Yes, Virginia. Christmas Shopping for @TO@? Buy a Tribble! Christmas Shopping for @TOFIRST@? Buy a Tribble! Christmas Shopping for Worf? Buy him a Tribble! Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Christmas time is here by golly, disapproval would be folly. Christmas time! Free your mind! -Crow and Tom sing. CHRISTMAS TREE activates Apr 1st. CHRISTMAS TREE activates Dec 24 - Jan 1. Christmas trees: kill a tree for Jesus today! Christmas tune: "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..." Christmas tune: "I Came Upon a Road Kill Deer." Christmas tune: "Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys." Christmas tune: "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire..." Christmas tune: "I Came Upon a Road Kill Deer." Christmas tune: "Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys." Christmas tune: I Came Upon a Road Kill Deer. Christmas would be nicer if elves assembled ALL the toys. Christmas. Ghosts at a Cmas party? Well, DEC 25 = OCT 31! Christmas: If you don't give, you don't get it. Christmas? I want to see the list of naughty girls! Christmasochism: Shopping on Dec. 23. Christmastime: Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys... Clinton to troops: "I'll be home for Christmas. You'll be over seas." Cmas eve. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, on the way home from our Cmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniversaries. - Al Bundy Cmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day! CMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one! Cmas. Everywhere it's Christmas at the end of every year! Cmas. Medical Daffynition: High Clonic: Jewish religious holiday. Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant. Considering it's a Jewish holiday and I'm fasting, nope. Course005 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas. Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem? Daddy, could I please have an ant farm for Christmas? asked Tom petulantly. Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas, is your list of naughty girls. Dear Santa, All I want for Cmas is your list of *bad* girls. Dear Santa: All I want is a copy of your list of naughty girls... Death is a like a holiday with a group of Germans. Death not only takes a holiday, he gets comp time. Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans. Decapitate your Christmas turkeys. A mind is a terrible thing to baste! Def: Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas. Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Do atheists get fewer holidays? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you like judges? I can buy you a federal judge for Christmas. Do you think employees should schedule funerals only during holidays? Does Santa Celery fill Christmas stalkings? Does Santa have Christmas .GIFs? Does the Redman Chewing Tobacco company send you a Christmas Card? Don't be an Atheist... there aren't enough holidays. Don't make new clothes between Christmas and New Year's Day. Dr. Seuss & Clive Barker: The Grinch Who Tore the Soul Out Of Cmas. Easter cancelled - they found the body. Easter is cancelled this year - they've found the body. Eastroturf: the artificial grass in Easter baskets. Egg-laden rabbit who jumps off bridges: the Easter-bungee Ever wonder why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs... family. A Family Christmas: Let the bickering begin! FATHER CHRISTMAS activates Dec 19 - Dec 31. Father Cmas only comes once a year and thats down the Chimney.. Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia Forget Cmas ... Joseph confessed! Frederick's Christmas Catalog is here again! Ghosts at a Cmas party? Well, DEC 25 = OCT 31! girls. Death is a like a holiday with a group of Germans. Give a friend Windows this Christmas, the gift that keeps on taking. Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. Give your child mental blocks this Christmas. Give your child the perfect Christmas gift: Mental blocks. Give your children mental blocks for Christmas. Give your kids mental blocks for Christmas. God must love Christmas Ruggies - he made so many of them. God rest ye merry merchants, let us make the Yuletide pay! Good Tidings of Comfort and Joy! Merry Christmas @FN@! GOP Christmas card: Season's Greedings! Gott mit uns! We got mittens, too! -No Man's Land, Cmas 1914. Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve Grandma got run over by a reindeer on the way home from our house Cmas eve. greeting. Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. -Moderator Cmas greeting. BBS Lingo: HHTYAY; Happy Holidays to You and Yours H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S Halloween is not Christmas even though 31 oct == 25 dec! Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the American Dental Assoc. Halloween: Satan's Christmas Happiest of Holidays, from Ramblin' Roots! Happy (Winter Holiday Of Your Choice)! Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! Have a few for me - I can't. Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night! - Clement C. Moore Happy Holidays and a Wonderful 1996 to you and yours! Happy Holidays! Season Greetings! Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) -Canadian. Happy Holidays. Wishing you a very prosperous 1997! Happy New Year!: by Mary Christmas. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas. Have a GAY holiday! Have a good Christmas George, and a glass of your own beer! Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! And a Prosperous @YEAR@! Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! Hope @YEAR@ turns out well! Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@, and a _good_ @YEAR@! Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@.. and a Prosperous @YEAR@! Have a happy Christmas, @TOFIRST@.. have some pie for me! Have a Happy Holiday Season! And a very good @YEAR@! Have a Merry Christmas @TOFIRST@, and a prosperous @YEAR@! Have a Merry Christmas, @TOFIRST@. *And* a good New Year! Have a Merry Christmas, @TOFIRST@. And a prosperous @YEAR@! Have you realized that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? He has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day. He, their sire, Butcher'd to make a Roman holiday - Lord Byron Headline: Bombing Ruins Christmas Joy. Headlines: CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY. Hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Sold his soul to SANTA. Hell, Heaven or Hoboken by Christmas. HELL: Maintaining Santa Claus's database. Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty boys? HHTYAY.................Happy Holidays to You and Yours. High Caloric: Jewish religious holiday High Clonic (def.) - Jewish religious holiday. High Clonic: Jewish Holiday. High Colonic (def.) - Jewish religious holiday. High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday... HO! Holiday Holidays! HOLIDAY SEASON: Observed religiously by all at the mall of his choice. Holloween: Satan's Christmas. Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't. Homemade Cmas: Two 2x4's, three nails, and a Jew. house Cmas. Halloween is not Christmas even though 31 oct == 25 dec! How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas? -Butthead How strong the steel, how quick the conquest. --MiCmaster. Husband Class 501: Women don't want sleazy underwear for Christmas! I *am* the Ghost of Christmas Future! Ooooooh! --Al Calavicci. I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant! I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. I decided not to be an atheist. NO holidays! I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof! I don't think believing in Santa Claus is so silly! I got a sweater for Christmas. I wanted a screamer or a moaner. I got La'Machine for Cmas, On New Years, it cut off La'Finger. I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for! I hope this little breach of security won't affect my Christmas bonus. I like atheism, but there aren't enough holidays I saw a Were-targ drinking a Ferengi Holiday in Roddenberry's... I send my Christmas packages via Sled/Ex. I take Christmas very seriously - it's almost a religion with me. I tried atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. I Wanna Decide Who Lives and Dies. --Crow's Cmas Wish. I want a trip to Dream Park for Christmas. I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas. I wanted a computer for Christmas but got a Macintosh instead. I was buying really great Christmas gift, but my assets are frozen. I'd be an atheist, BUT.... no paid holidays! I'm crabby cuz; Christmas merchandise in stores before Halloween. I'm crabby cuz; Christmas merchandise in stores before Thanksgiving. I'm getting a brand new hangover for Christmas... I'm Jewish. It's Christmas. Things could be better. I'm the Ghost of Cmas Present. It's a pun, get it? - Dot. I've got those four pesky little ounces hanging on since Christmas. Idleness is the holiday of fools. Ido Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. If IF'S and BUT'S were FRUITS and NUTS, ever day would be Christmas. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts every day 'be Cmas. If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish! If Jesus lives, does this mean no more Easter holiday? If your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.. you might be a If your mother has ammo on her Christmas list.. you might be a redneck included. Newspaper Ad - Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale. Innocent holiday for the kiddies or a night on the town for Satan. Irony: giving father a billfold for Christmas. Is critical mass Christmas or Easter? Is that really Christmas spirit? --Tom Servo. Is this little breach of security going to affect my Cmas bonus? It wouldn't be Christmas without a few disappointments. It's a very special Joe Don Baker Christmas. >>> Continued to next message... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00020 Date: 02/09/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Xmas.Tag by Request [3/4] >>> Part 3 of 4... It's good to be children sometimes and never better than at Christmas. It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar! --Tom Servo. Jesus lives! Damn, there go our Easter holidays... Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh. Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee -French Christmas Just got a blond for Christmas What do I do with her? Keep trying. We need to find out more about Christmas Taglines. Kill a Christmas tree for Jesus. Kinky Ferengi Cmas Gift: Bajoran earring with Vibrator Attachment. Last Christmas my father bought me a train set with a third rail. Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings "Christmas at the Hair Club for Lie: It wouldn't be a holiday without you. Lie: No, I don't mind having everyone for the holidays. Lieutenant Christmas is in Dr. Crusher's quarters. Lingerie is to women what gift wrap is to Christmas presents! Lisp Users: Due to the holiday, there will be no garbage collection on MC&D:Where Liz is a few bulbs short of a Christmas tree. Medical Daffynition: High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday. Men". Let me take you far a way, you'd like a holiday. --Scorpions. Merii Kurisumasu (Merry Christmas). --Japanese. Merry Christmas and a Happy Newt Year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. --English June-Feb. shopping Merry Christmas to all from the feline furries. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal ... an' a happy new year! Merry Christmas, $#@#$ you. Merry Christmas. Merry Cmas and A Happy New Year. Merry Cmas, Happy Hanukkah, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc Mirthgirth: Weight gained over the holidays. MOM'S HINT #104: Let someone else break the news about Santa Claus. MOM'S HINT #160: Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes. Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge? Must be because I had the flu for Christmas... My kid wanted a watch for Christmas, so we let him. My, but Modemmas has been a long holiday this year... Never mind about the time slip -- we're on holiday! --The Doctor. New for Christmas '94: The John Bobbitt Doll. (some assembly New for Christmas: The @TOFIRST@ doll (Some assembly required). New for Christmas: The John Bobbitt doll (Some assembly required). New for the holidays: Toy Uzi. Assault and batteries not included. Newspaper Ad: Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale. Next Christmas, I want to see @TOFIRST@ under the tree! NHL theme song: All I Want For Cmas Is My Two Front Teeth. Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. NOEL COWARD: One who is afraid of Christmas. Not by 7,000 rows of Christmas trees! Not by Ten thousand rows of Christmas trees! Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, it takes a loan to buy thee. OCT(31) = DEC(25), therefore Halloween = Christmas. On Christmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom. On Cmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom. On the 11th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Sign-on bulletins. On the 12th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, minutes extra. On the 1st day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, More access (for a fee). On the 2nd day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, ANSI screens. On the 3rd day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Three free downloads. On the 4th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Off-line readers. On the 5th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, On-line games. On the 6th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Message bases. On the 7th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Hot key menus. On the 8th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Upload credits. On the 9th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Un-read E-Mails. One Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "toy not included." One pie short of a holiday. Only 16 more tag stealing days until Christmas. Only 355 shopping days until Christmas! Only 90 more days till Christmas..... Oral Roberts: Send me $1 million by Cmas or the Borg will assimilate me. Perfir: The perfect Christmas tree. Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!! Phyllis Coates holiday ham with beer glaze. Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari. Please have Lorena Bobbitt fill my Cmas stocking. -Jeffrey Dahlmer PMS Barbie and chocolate bringing Ken! What every girl wants for Cmas! Programmer's holiday confusion: 31 OCT = 25 DEC. Punny Book: Christmas for Baldies -Yule Brynner. Punny Book: Happy New Year! -Mary Christmas. Punny Books: Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh. Put CHRIST back in Cmas! qatlho', Piglet, said Pooh as Piglet gave him TKD for Christmas. Real live Christmas tree for sale...used only 20 days.. Real programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween: DEC 25=OCT 31. Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card. Redman Tobacco Co. sends me a Christmas card...what's wrong with that? Redneck Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas. Religion: Guilt with holidays. Remember the real reason for this holiday season. Republican Christmas card: Season's Greedings. Riker, Spock at Cmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney. Santa nada: Expecting a certain gift for Christmas & not receiving it. Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think not! Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses! Seasons' greetings are irrelevant. Bah, humborg. --Borg Christmas. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. Seminar for Men: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas. Seminar For Men: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas. SEMINARS FOR MEN: We do NOT want sleazy lingerie for Christmas. Send Clinton CANDY for Christmas, he's already had FLOWERS. So it's not Christmas; I'm going Carol-ing anyway. So...do you know how to get to the Holiday Inn from here? Spankings. They're not just for Birthdays anymore. Spock at Cmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim Stay tuned for Christmas Of The Daleks! Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze. Success : One who can get thru Cmas without Credit Cards! Sysop's holiday: time between closing door, board. Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age. Taglines make great Christmas gifts. That thing looked like the Manson family Christmas Special. The Best Of Holiday Greetings And Wishes To You All... The Christmas Pageant does not stink. --Bart Simpson. The Christmas presents of today are the garage sales of tomorrow. The Easter Bunny is dead...Eaten by Santa on Thanksgiving. The Easter groundhog saw his shadow and yea, we DID have 6 weeks of winter. The HOME is even planning on declaring a HOLIDAY! The living are the dead on holiday. -Maeterlinck. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. The sounds of Christmas: Honking horns. The ugliest outfit YOU could wear is your birthday suit! This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them ALL! -Bots. This Christmas, buy your friends a Chia-Meatloaf This holiday season, in Somalia, the UN Forces can say it with flours. This little breach of security isn't going to affect my Cmas bonus? Time to take the Christmas lights down...naw, next year. To Devil's Night, my new favorite holiday. -T-Bird. Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol... Trimmed the Christmas tree, gave it a crew-cut. Trouble occurs: Everyone avoids you the day after the office Christmas Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Black and Decker Silly Driller. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Chimney Explorer. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Hasbro's Slippery Steps. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol. Unsafe toys for Cmas: My First Ferret Farm. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Ooh- You're Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Remco's Pocket Hive. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Roof Hanger Paratrooper Outfit. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Traffic Tag. Unsafe toys for Cmas: Will it Burn? From Parker Brothers. URA Redneck if red man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card. URA Redneck if Red Man sends you a Christmas Card. URA Redneck if Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card. URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas tree. URA Redneck if the reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57 Chev URA Redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present. URA Redneck if you give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas. URA Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop. URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present. URA Redneck if your Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt. URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it. Ura Redneck if your Cmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt. URA Redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. Ura Redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list. Ura redneck if, Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card. Ura Redneck if, The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas URA Redneck if, The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57 URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list URA Redneck if: Your mother has Ammo on her Christmas list. Visit your money - holiday in Canberra. We are Holiday of Borg: Scat-doo-diddly-wah-diddy-wah-do. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas... Give us money We wish you a new Christmas and a happy cold beer. Well baste my steaming puddings! - Blackadder Christmas Special. Wesley's temper tantrum: I want a new universe for Christmas. Wester: A holiday 183 days after Easter. What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas? What did Bill Clinton get his wife for Christmas? Not flowers! What do Eskimos buy at Christmas time? Christmas seals. What do Imperial troops drink at Christmas time? Egg-Noghri! What should you give a nudist for Christmas? Why am I being told to marry a girl called Christmas? Why is everyone telling me to marry a girl called Christmas? Will Christmas trees grow in Los Angeles? No, but Hollywood. Will Lorena Bobbitt trim my Cmas tree too? Will try to get out that way again between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Wishing you and yours a joyous holiday season! Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! WORF: I protest, I do NOT want to have a Happy Holiday. C-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas. Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas Yo'momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her. You get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present. You like federal judges? I'll buy you one for Christmas. You want surreal? What about A Very Brady Christmas? -Tom Servo. You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You've got termites in your smile! You're a Redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack. Your new credit limit is $1. Merry Christmas. ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~ DDDMMM5 An Aardvark is not just for Christmas FMMMDDD vDDDDDDMMMMMMM~pd] Happy Holidays To All ]dp~MMMMMMMDDDDDDv Christmas tune: "Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys." Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia. Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. God is a Conservative; Santa Claus is a Liberal. Here comes Sanity, here comes Sanity, right down therapy lane. I don't care who you are, fat man, get off my roof! Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Never mind the star, just get those camels off my lawn! Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Video arcade Cmas carol: "Chest guts roasting as I open fire..." Santa now gives lumps of enriched-uranium pellets to bad boys. Be naughty. Save Santa a trip. I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas... Merry Cmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc "I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree." "It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar!" -Tom Servo "You want surreal? What about A Very Brady Christmas?" -Tom Servo Santa stuck in chimney, christmas every day! Shiv'ring through the sky... in snowflake chariots... Farthing for a lump of sh*t, Sir! * H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S * >>> Continued to next message... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00021 Date: 02/09/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Xmas.Tag by Request [4/4] >>> Part 4 of 4... The caption was: "He died for your presents." Bad Christmas Gifts: Hooker Junkie Barbie. `[1;31m DED`[0m`[1;32m Seasons Greetings `[0m`[1;31m DED `[0m I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas. [i] AOLSD address: SlrAlpha@aol.com ... When they come for your guns, give 'em the bullets first. >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 Founder and CEO, Minions Are Us 29/2 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00022 Date: 02/11/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 11:24pm \/To: ANDREW SLY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tags for Request Andrew was Constantinople, now it's Andrew, not Constantinople; Been a long time gone, old Constantinople :: AS> ... He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim! I'm SO upset I've NEVER seen this ANYWHERE and I love the show SO much =) :: It's ensign Flanders; he's Ned, Jim! Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... I'm going crazy! And I'm taking everyone with me! --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00023 Date: 02/09/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 03:08pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Daffydef.tag by Request [1/2] -=> Quoting Ricky Foltz to All <=- >>> Part 1 of 2... RF> NOT DUPE-CHECKED RF>  Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's Bit mixed up, are we? :) Paul ... Man who kwitisizes moduwator gets node bwoke. --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00024 Date: 02/09/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 03:09pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Sysop.tag by Request [1/2] -=> Quoting Ricky Foltz to All <=- >>> Part 1 of 2... RF> ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union Bit mixed up, are we? :) Paul ... quark /kwork/ n. sound made by a subatomic physicist's pet duck. --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00025 Date: 02/09/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 03:11pm \/To: MYRA I FOX (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Taglines -=> Quoting Myra I Fox to Gottfried Gidaly <=- MIF> I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man... More info on this one please... Paul ... Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland? --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2H00026 Date: 02/11/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 02:21pm \/To: GREG EASTHOM (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: HELP! I've not a clu -=> Quoting Greg Easthom to Paul Andinach <=- PA> I bet you my entire file of related taglines that you PA>don't know where theabove tagline originated. GE> Dr. Who? :) GE> I can't remember which, but it sounds like a Tom Baker-style GE> quip. Yes. Tom Baker in his debut story, "Robot". Do you actually want my Doctor Who taglines? Paul ... Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland? --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682)