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| Hey, Christer. You were talking to Everyone
| About "program" on Tue 3 Feb 1998
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 CT> Hi.
 CT> I need a program that clears all my dupes in my tagline files. Where
 CT> can I fins such a program?
A good program that I have found is called Tag-o-matic...
I have intergrated it as a part of my offline mail reader
-= [ Soul Stealer ] =-
... Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! 
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From: GERRY NORMANDEAU                                      Time: 03:04pm
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Subj: TERMINATE TAGS

On 12-Feb-98 The Imperial Klingon Vessel NEXIS decloaked.
Ok all. I asked for any tag line managers that work for Terminate 5.
I have gotten a lot of responses on this topic and I thank all who replied.
But my problem is non of them work. I have tried TMNICE, Tag dude, and
Tag-O-matic. I have followed the installation instruction to the letter but
nothing happens. What am I doing wrong? Any and all suggestions welcome in as
much detail as you can. I am not the brightest bulb when it comes to
programing.
Imperial Klingon Vessel NEXIS recloaking. Engage!
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
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Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [1/8]

 >>> Part 1 of 8...
WARNING: POSSIBLE DUPES
USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
'Nonworking mom' is an oxymoron.
A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron
A Low Yield Atomic Bomb is an oxymoron.
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
An innocent virus? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you agree?
An innocent virus? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you say?
An innocent virus? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you think
An Oxymoron? An individual Borg! --Noel Gamboa.
Anyone got any good oxymorons like Jumbo Shrimp.
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
BASIC: (n) a computer one-word oxymoron.
BASIC: A Computer One-Word Oxymoron.
Better to be an oxymoron than a moron.
Biggest Oxymoron: MICROSOFT WORKS.
Bill Clinton + O2 = Oxymoron.
Black racist is an oxymoron.
Brief: The only monosyllabic oxymoron in the English Language.
CE Oxymoron: peace-keeper missile.
Centrally-planned economy. --Oxymoron.
Civil War is an oxymoron.
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one. --Carlin.
Civil War: A true oxymoron if I've ever heard one. --Carlin.
Classic Oxymoron: Black Light.
Classic oxymoron: Common sense.
Classic Oxymoron: Conventional Wisdom.
Classic Oxymoron: Definite possibility.
Classic Oxymoron: My Humble Opinion.
Classic Oxymoron: Valueless Educatiuon.
Comics and Investment are oxymorons.
Comics and Investment is an oxymoron.
Common sense is an oxymoron.
Congressional Ethics is an oxymoron.
Conventional wisdom is an oxymoron.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government rs = oxymoron.
Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron.
Criminal Lawyer, not an oxymoron.
CyberOxymoron...carpal knowledge.
CyberOxymoron...nerdy geek.
Death Benefits = oxymoron.
Def: Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron.
Def: Dumb Blonde: A peroxymoron.
Def: Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term oxymoron.
Def: Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
Def: Political Promises: Oxymorons believed in by Democrats.
Def: Political Promises: Oxymorons believed in by Liberals.
Def: Political Promises: Oxymorons believed in by morons.
Define Oxymoron? The government is here to help you.
Does AC/DC Unplugged qualify as an oxymoron?
DRY ICE(n): a carbon dioxymoron.
Dry Ice: A Carbon DiOxymoron -- [ouch! :-)]
Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron.
Dry Ice: Carbon Dioxymoron.
DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron.
DUMB BLONDE(n): a peroxymoron?
DUMB BLONDE: your basic peroxymoron.
Escort GT - An oxymoron.
Fair Fight is an Oxymoron.
Female Oxymoron: Grace period.
Feminine logic is the ultimate oxymoron.
Feminism logic -- the original oxymoron.
Feminist logic -- the original oxymoron.
Friendly Sysop? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Good Monday is an oxymoron.
Good morning - The ultimate oxymoron
Good Morning is an oxymoron!
Good Morning the Ultimate Oxymoron.
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
Government Intelligence: the ultimate oxymoron.
Gun Control...Brady bill...an Oxymoron!
Hackerbelle: Gorgeous female computer nerd. See Oxymoron.
Has anyone noticed that Daylight Saving is an oxymoron?
Hayes Smartmodem - conflict of terms or an oxymoron?
Holy war... the grand daddy of all oxymorons.
Holy war: The grandaddy of all oxymorons.
Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!
Humor Moderator -Oxymoron.
I ask: Isn't dumb blond an oxymoron?
Investment in comics is an oxymoron.
Is a fundy with zits an Oxymoron?
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
Isn't the term Dumb Blonde a peroxymoron?
It depends on whose oxymoron is gored.
It isn't an oxymoron to me! I went through college on the G.I. Bill!
Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron.
Life is a dilemma wrapped in an oxymoron.
Max oxymoron: The Senate Ethics Committee.
Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term oxymoron.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron!
Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron.
Naval Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
New Oxymoron: The Best of Rush Limbaugh!
Nonworking mom is an Oxymoron.
Objective fan? Isn't that an Oxymoron?
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now.
Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real.
Oxymorass: Bogged down with Oxymorons.
Oxymoron #219: Political Correctness.
Oxymoron #329: Constant change.
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee.
Oxymoron #537: Windows power user.
Oxymoron - Definite possibility.
OXYMORON : A lighter Dark Beer.
OXYMORON : American culture 
OXYMORON : Blameless culprit.
OXYMORON : Congressional leadership.
Oxymoron : For those too dumb to use OXY-5 and OXY-10.
OXYMORON : MicroSoft Works.
OXYMORON : Nonalcoholic beer.
OXYMORON : Preservation Development Corp.
OXYMORON : Unsung hero.
Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ...
Oxymoron = Social Security.
Oxymoron du jour: Liberal Scholar.
Oxymoron Honest Politician.
Oxymoron of the day: Commander-in-Chief Bill Clinton.
Oxymoron of war : acceptable losses.
Oxymoron Open-minded conservative.
Oxymoron D He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart.
Oxymoron--open-minded conservative.
Oxymoron--open-minded liberal.
Oxymoron....Sleeping Sysop!
Oxymoron...[START] Windows'95.
Oxymoron: ...runs under Windows.
Oxymoron: ..And we're world famous.. locally.
Oxymoron: 10K fun run.
Oxymoron: 6502-based Computer.
Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron: A contradiction in terms, e.g. rap music . . .
Oxymoron: A Ferengi dentist.
Oxymoron: A fiscally prudent Democrat.
Oxymoron: A Frugal Democrat.
Oxymoron: A Frugal Republican.
Oxymoron: A Good Politician.
Oxymoron: A guy who doesn't know how to use zit cream.
Oxymoron: A honest politician.
Oxymoron: A Honest Republican.
Oxymoron: A just war.
Oxymoron: a lighter dark beer
Oxymoron: A little big.
Oxymoron: A Little Ironic.
Oxymoron: A new classic.
Oxymoron: A Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron: A really, really dumb ox.
Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox!
Oxymoron: A riskless democracy.
Oxymoron: A Stupid Zit.
Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
Oxymoron: A Truthful Democrat.
Oxymoron: A Truthful Politician.
Oxymoron: A Truthful Republican.
Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn.
Oxymoron: A Wise Democrat.
Oxymoron: Absent Witness.
Oxymoron: AC/DC Unplugged.
Oxymoron: Academic Dean.
Oxymoron: Academic Salary.
Oxymoron: Academic Scholar.
Oxymoron: Academic sorority
Oxymoron: Acceptable losses.
Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
Oxymoron: Accordion music.
Oxymoron: accurate stereotype
Oxymoron: Aching Joys.
Oxymoron: Acne cream for a geek.
Oxymoron: Acne cream for an idiot!
Oxymoron: Acrylic glass.
Oxymoron: Act Natural.
Oxymoron: Act naturally.
Oxymoron: Action committee.
Oxymoron: Active Reserve.
Oxymoron: Activity Break.
Oxymoron: Adequate security.
OXYMORON: Adult children.
Oxymoron: Advanced Basic.
Oxymoron: Aerobic exercise.
Oxymoron: Affirmative action, equal opportunity.
Oxymoron: Affirmative action.
Oxymoron: Aggressive Begging.
Oxymoron: Aging yuppie.
Oxymoron: Air Force Work.
Oxymoron: Air traffic control.
OXYMORON: Airline cuisine.
Oxymoron: Airline Food.
Oxymoron: Airport security.
Oxymoron: Almost a Negative Pregnancy.
Oxymoron: Almost Always.
Oxymoron: Almost Candid.
Oxymoron: Almost exactly
Oxymoron: almost infinite.
Oxymoron: Almost no Comment.
Oxymoron: Almost Round.
Oxymoron: Almost Safe.
Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly.
Oxymoron: Almost Totally.
Oxymoron: Alone Together.
Oxymoron: Ambiguous Law.
Oxymoron: American beer.
Oxymoron: American chop suey.
Oxymoron: American culture.
Oxymoron: American education.
Oxymoron: American English.
Oxymoron: American geographers.
Oxymoron: American history.
Oxymoron: American Honda.
Oxymoron: American peace keepers.
Oxymoron: Amiable divorce.
Oxymoron: Amiga Computer.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2H00002 Date: 02/09/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [2/8]

 >>> Part 2 of 8...
Oxymoron: Amiga Friend
Oxymoron: Amiga friendly.
Oxymoron: Amtrack Schedule.
Oxymoron: Amtrak Schedule.
Oxymoron: An astronomically low rate of failures.
Oxymoron: An Honest Democrat.
Oxymoron: An Honest Politician.
Oxymoron: An Idiot with Acne.
Oxymoron: An innocent virus.
Oxymoron: Anarchy Rules!
Oxymoron: Ancient Technology.
Oxymoron: Antipoverty Workers.
Oxymoron: Anxious Patient.
Oxymoron: AOL Canada.
Oxymoron: Apartment Complex.
Oxymoron: Apartment Home.
Oxymoron: Apparent Contradiction.
Oxymoron: Apparently Civil Government.
Oxymoron: Apple Tech Support.
Oxymoron: Appropriate Happenstance.
Oxymoron: Arms limitation.
Oxymoron: Army Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility.
Oxymoron: Art student.
Oxymoron: Artificial Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Artificial snow.
Oxymoron: Assisted Suicide.
Oxymoron: Athletic Scholarship.
Oxymoron: Athletic Scholarships.
Oxymoron: Atlantic Front.
Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine.
Oxymoron: Australian spelling.
Oxymoron: Authentic Replica ...
Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction.
Oxymoron: Automated data processing.
Oxymoron: Awful Nice.
Oxymoron: Awfully good.
Oxymoron: Baby Grand.
Oxymoron: Back to the future.
Oxymoron: Bad health.
Oxymoron: Bad Sex.
Oxymoron: Baked Alaska.
Oxymoron: Balanced Insanity.
Oxymoron: Balanced opinion.
Oxymoron: Balding hair.
Oxymoron: Bankrupt millionaire.
Oxymoron: Barely Dressed.
Oxymoron: Begin Initially.
Oxymoron: Belligerent Begging.
Oxymoron: Benevolent Despot.
Oxymoron: Better than new.
Oxymoron: Beyond Infinity.
Oxymoron: Bicameral Unity.
Oxymoron: Bipartisan Cooperation.
Oxymoron: Bittersweet.
Oxymoron: Black Light.
Oxymoron: Black Racist.
Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
Oxymoron: Blameless Criminals.
Oxymoron: Blameless culprit.
Oxymoron: Blameless Culprits.
Oxymoron: Blameless Lawyers.
Oxymoron: Blameless Terrorists.
Oxymoron: Blameless Thieves.
Oxymoron: Blameless Villains.
Oxymoron: Boastful Exaggerations.
OXYMORON: Bob Hope Special.
Oxymoron: Boneless ribs.
Oxymoron: Boring orgasm.
Oxymoron: Bosnian Cease-Fire.
Oxymoron: Bottoms up.
Oxymoron: Brave Politician.
Oxymoron: British fashion.
Oxymoron: Broad Compartment-mentalization.
Oxymoron: Brotherly Love.
Oxymoron: Budget deficit.
Oxymoron: Budget Gourmet.
Oxymoron: Budget Resolution.
Oxymoron: Bug Free Code.
Oxymoron: Buggy virus.
OXYMORON: Business diplomacy.
Oxymoron: Business Ethics.
Oxymoron: Butthead.
Oxymoron: C.I.A. 
Oxymoron: Cabinet Government.
Oxymoron: Cafeteria food.
Oxymoron: California culture.
Oxymoron: California expressway.
Oxymoron: Can I ask you a question?
Oxymoron: Canadian culture.
Oxymoron: Canadian identity.
Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism (not an oxymoron before the Mulroney years).
Oxymoron: Capital Punishment.
Oxymoron: Cardinal Sin.
Oxymoron: Cash Surplus.
Oxymoron: Casual intimacy.
Oxymoron: Casually Concerned.
Oxymoron: Cat proof.
Oxymoron: Cavalier Concern.
Oxymoron: Censorship Freedom.
Oxymoron: Central Intelligence Agency.
Oxymoron: Centrally-planned economy.
Oxymoron: Certain Risk.
Oxymoron: Certainly Unsure.
Oxymoron: Chance Goals.
Oxymoron: Chaos Theory.
Oxymoron: Cheap Junk.
Oxymoron: Cheap Labor.
Oxymoron: Cheerful pessimist.
Oxymoron: Cherokee pioneer
Oxymoron: Chicken fingers lead crystal.
Oxymoron: Chicken fingers.
Oxymoron: Child proof.
Oxymoron: Chilling Fever.
Oxymoron: Chow Baby.
Oxymoron: Christian education.
Oxymoron: Christian militia.
OXYMORON: Christian Science.
Oxymoron: Christian Scientists.
Oxymoron: Church of Scientology.
Oxymoron: CIA Management.
Oxymoron: CIA Requests.
Oxymoron: Civil Engineer.
Oxymoron: Civil Law.
Oxymoron: Civil libertarian.
Oxymoron: Civil servant.
OXYMORON: CIVIL WAR.
Oxymoron: Civilized divorce.
Oxymoron: classic new homes.
Oxymoron: Classic rock and roll.
Oxymoron: Classic Rock!
Oxymoron: Classified advertising.
Oxymoron: Clean Dirt.
Oxymoron: Clean hack
Oxymoron: Clean Landfill.
Oxymoron: Clear As Mud
Oxymoron: Clearly Confused.
Oxymoron: clearly misunderstood
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics.
Oxymoron: Clinton leadership.
Oxymoron: Close-minded Liberal.
Oxymoron: Closed Hearing.
Oxymoron: CNN style.
Oxymoron: Coarse Diplomat.
Oxymoron: Coca-Cola Foods.
Oxymoron: Coed fraternity.
Oxymoron: Coed fraternity/sorority.
Oxymoron: Coed sorority.
Oxymoron: Cold as Hell.
Oxymoron: Cold comfort.
Oxymoron: Cold Fire.
Oxymoron: Cold Toast.
Oxymoron: Collective liberty.
Oxymoron: College algebra.
OXYMORON: College Education.
Oxymoron: College Student.
Oxymoron: Colored music.
Oxymoron: colorless dye
Oxymoron: Colt Peacemaker.
Oxymoron: Columbia Football.
Oxymoron: Comics and Investment.
Oxymoron: Coming Home.
Oxymoron: Commercial Art.
Oxymoron: Committee decision.
Oxymoron: Committee schedule.
Oxymoron: Common Sense.
Oxymoron: Communist Party.
Oxymoron: Compassionate Editor.
Oxymoron: Compassionate Politician.
Oxymoron: Compassionate Republican.
Oxymoron: Completed Research.
Oxymoron: Completely Educated.
Oxymoron: Completely Unfinished.
Oxymoron: Compulsory volunteering.
Oxymoron: Compulsory Volunteers.
Oxymoron: Computer Jock.
Oxymoron: Computer Science.
Oxymoron: Computer Security.
Oxymoron: Confused Males.
Oxymoron: Congressional Action.
Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics Committee.
OXYMORON: Congressional ethics.
OXYMORON: Congressional leadership.
Oxymoron: Congressional oversight.
Oxymoron: Congressional Responsibility.
Oxymoron: Conscripted Volunteer.
Oxymoron: Conservative Activist.
Oxymoron: Conservative compassion.
Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
Oxymoron: Conservative Planner.
Oxymoron: Consistent Discrepancies.
Oxymoron: Conspicuous absence.
Oxymoron: Constant Change.
Oxymoron: Constant Variable.
Oxymoron: Construction worker.
Oxymoron: Contra Aid.
Oxymoron: Contra Assistance.
Oxymoron: Controlled Enthusiasm.
OXYMORON: Controlled growth.
Oxymoron: Convenience store.
Oxymoron: Convenience Stores.
Oxymoron: Conventional Wisdom.
Oxymoron: Convinced Skeptic.
Oxymoron: Cooking Glue.
Oxymoron: Cooperative multitasking.
Oxymoron: Corporate planning.
Oxymoron: Corporation for Public Broadcasting.
Oxymoron: Cost effective.
Oxymoron: Cost Efficient.
OXYMORON: Countable infinity.
OXYMORON: Country club prison.
Oxymoron: Country music.
Oxymoron: Courtesy towing.
OXYMORON: Crash landing.
Oxymoron: Creation Science.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2H00003 Date: 02/09/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [3/8]

 >>> Part 3 of 8...
Oxymoron: Creationist science.
Oxymoron: Criminal Justice.
Oxymoron: Criminal law.
Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer
Oxymoron: Critically acclaimed.
Oxymoron: Crowded Sky.
Oxymoron: Curved line.
Oxymoron: Curving Avenue.
Oxymoron: Customer satisfaction.
Oxymoron: Cynical Humanitarian.
Oxymoron: Dark Ray.
Oxymoron: Data Administration.
Oxymoron: Data Processing.
Oxymoron: Data Structure.
Oxymoron: De-install.
Oxymoron: Deaf Piano Tuner.
Oxymoron: Deanna Troi Action figures!
Oxymoron: Death benefit.
Oxymoron: Death Benefits.
Oxymoron: Debugged Program.
Oxymoron: Debutante ball.
Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
Oxymoron: Decent lawyer.
Oxymoron: Decisive Liberal.
OXYMORON: Defensive touchdown.
OXYMORON: Definite maybe.
Oxymoron: Definite Possibility.
Oxymoron: Definitely Probably.
Oxymoron: Degradable plastic.
Oxymoron: Deliberate Mistake.
Oxymoron: Deliberate Speed.
OXYMORON: Deliberately thoughtless.
Oxymoron: Delicious fat-free.
Oxymoron: Demanding Patient.
Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
Oxymoron: Democratic Democrat.
Oxymoron: Democratic freedom.
Oxymoron: Democratic Logic.
Oxymoron: Democratic Party.
Oxymoron: Democratic Socialism.
Oxymoron: Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside).
Oxymoron: Department of the Interior.
Oxymoron: Desktop publishing.
Oxymoron: Devout Atheist.
Oxymoron: Diet ice cream.
Oxymoron: Diminished Confidence.
Oxymoron: Dimwitted Democrat.
Oxymoron: Dining hall food.
Oxymoron: Dip Switch.
Oxymoron: Disco music.
Oxymoron: Discreet Corruption.
Oxymoron: Disgustingly good.
Oxymoron: Disinformation.
Oxymoron: Divorce Court.
Oxymoron: Dodge Ram
Oxymoron: Domestic Import.
Oxymoron: DOS operating system.
Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
Oxymoron: Down escalator/elevator.
Oxymoron: Downtown Detroit.
Oxymoron: Dream Reality.
Oxymoron: Dress pants.
Oxymoron: Drive on parkway and park on drive way.
Oxymoron: Driving pleasure.
Oxymoron: Droll Executions.
Oxymoron: Dry beer.
Oxymoron: Dry Heaves.
Oxymoron: Dry Ice.
Oxymoron: Dry Runs.
OXYMORON: Dry vermouth.
Oxymoron: Dry Well.
Oxymoron: Dry Wine.
Oxymoron: DSZ documentation.
Oxymoron: Dull Point.
Oxymoron: Dull Shine.
Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant).
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde ..
Oxymoron: Dumb graduate of Oxford.
Oxymoron: Dumb student at Oxford.
Oxymoron: Duplicate original.
Oxymoron: Dwarf Mammoths!
Oxymoron: Dynamic Monotone.
Oxymoron: Easy C.
Oxymoron: Easy Money.
Oxymoron: Easy OS/2 Setup.
Oxymoron: Easy Payments.
Oxymoron: Easy to read computer manual.
Oxymoron: Easy-open cap.
Oxymoron: Economic reform
Oxymoron: Economist.
OXYMORON: Economy in government (OPM).
Oxymoron: Educated Republican.
Oxymoron: Educational Administration.
Oxymoron: Educational Television.
Oxymoron: Educational TV.
Oxymoron: Electroshock therapy.
Oxymoron: Elementary Calculus.
Oxymoron: Empty hole.
Oxymoron: Empty when full (sign on a dumpster).
Oxymoron: English chef
Oxymoron: English syntax.
Oxymoron: Enough hard drive space.
Oxymoron: Enquiring minds.
Oxymoron: Entertaining Sermon.
Oxymoron: Environmentalist bumper sticker.
Oxymoron: Equal Half.
Oxymoron: Equal opportunity.
Oxymoron: Ergonomic keyboard.
Oxymoron: Escort GT.
Oxymoron: Eternal Life.
Oxymoron: European Community.
Oxymoron: Evaporated milk.
Oxymoron: Even Odds.
Oxymoron: Evolutionary fact.
Oxymoron: Exact change.
Oxymoron: Exact Estimate.
Oxymoron: Exact Nebulousness.
Oxymoron: Executive decision.
Oxymoron: Executive secretary.
Oxymoron: Exercise junkie.
OXYMORON: Exit interview.
Oxymoron: Expensive junk.
Oxymoron: Expert Business System.
Oxymoron: Expert Consultant.
Oxymoron: Exposed Insulation.
Oxymoron: Express bus.
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Oxymoron: Express mail.
Oxymoron: Expressway.
OXYMORON: Extensive briefing.
Oxymoron: Extremely Average.
Oxymoron: Extremely bland.
Oxymoron: Extremely Neutral.
Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracies.
Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracy.
Oxymoron: Faculty Cooperation.
Oxymoron: Faculty Understanding.
Oxymoron: Fair DM.
Oxymoron: Fair Fight.
Oxymoron: Fair reporting.
Oxymoron: Fair trial.
Oxymoron: Fairly Comprehensive.
Oxymoron: Fairly Obvious.
Oxymoron: Fake Fur.
Oxymoron: Fallout shelter.
Oxymoron: False Fact.
Oxymoron: False Sincerity.
Oxymoron: Falsely True.
Oxymoron: Family entertainment.
OXYMORON: Family vacation.
Oxymoron: Fast BASIC.
Oxymoron: Fast food.
Oxymoron: Fast Idle.
Oxymoron: Fast Paced.
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Faulty Logic.
Oxymoron: Federal Assistance.
Oxymoron: Federal budget
OXYMORON: Federal intelligence agency.
Oxymoron: Female Logic.
Oxymoron: Feminine Logic.
Oxymoron: Feminist logic.
Oxymoron: Ferengi Dentist.
Oxymoron: Ferengi Generosity.
Oxymoron: Ferret proof.
Oxymoron: Fighting for peace
Oxymoron: Final Beta.
Oxymoron: Final Conclusion.
Oxymoron: Final Version
Oxymoron: Finally Again.
Oxymoron: Finally Once Again.
Oxymoron: Finished buildings.
Oxymoron: Fire water.
Oxymoron: Firm Maybe.
Oxymoron: First annual
Oxymoron: First Class Private.
Oxymoron: First Deadline.
Oxymoron: First Lieutenant.
Oxymoron: First Version.
Oxymoron: First-strike defense.
OXYMORON: Fish farm.
Oxymoron: Flaccid Erection.
Oxymoron: Flat-busted.
Oxymoron: Flatt's Hill.
Oxymoron: Flexible freeze.
OXYMORON: Folk song writer.
Oxymoron: Football scholarship.
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron: For those not smart enough to use OXY-5 or OXY-10.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10.
Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 and OXY-10.
Oxymoron: For those too stupid to know how to use Oxy-10.
Oxymoron: Foreign Alien.
Oxymoron: Foreign Policy Continuity.
Oxymoron: Forgotten memories.
Oxymoron: Former Evangelist.
Oxymoron: Forth programming language.
Oxymoron: Found Missing.
Oxymoron: Four-cornered Triangle.
Oxymoron: Foxy chick.
Oxymoron: Free election.
Oxymoron: Free electron laser.
Oxymoron: Free Love.
Oxymoron: Free Prisoner.
Oxymoron: Free Society.
Oxymoron: Free trade.
OXYMORON: Free with purchase.
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
Oxymoron: French courtesy.
Oxymoron: French culture.
OXYMORON: Fresh exhaust.
Oxymoron: Fresh Frozen.
Oxymoron: fresh raisin.
Oxymoron: Friendly advice.
Oxymoron: Friendly Amiga.
Oxymoron: Friendly competitor.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2H00004 Date: 02/09/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [4/8]

 >>> Part 4 of 8...
Oxymoron: Friendly Enemies.
Oxymoron: Friendly fire (being accidentally shot at by your own compatriots).
OXYMORON: Friendly Fire.
OXYMORON: Friendly Sysop.
OXYMORON: Friendly takeover.
Oxymoron: Frigid heat.
Oxymoron: Front End.
Oxymoron: Frugal Bureaucrat.
Oxymoron: Frugal Republican.
Oxymoron: Full service
Oxymoron: Full time Hobby.
Oxymoron: Full-length bikini.
Oxymoron: Fulltime Hobby.
Oxymoron: Fun Run.
Oxymoron: Functional manager.
Oxymoron: Functionally Illiterate.
Oxymoron: Funny clean joke.
Oxymoron: Future history.
Oxymoron: Fuzzy logic.
Oxymoron: Gay Bigot.
Oxymoron: Gay drill sergeant.
Oxymoron: General Specificity.
Oxymoron: Generally Aware.
Oxymoron: Generally Specific.
Oxymoron: Genuine copy of a fake Dior.
Oxymoron: Genuine fake.
Oxymoron: Genuine imitation.
Oxymoron: Genuine synthetic.
Oxymoron: Giant Shrimp.
Oxymoron: Glacier like Rapidity.
Oxymoron: Good Alan Rudolph films.
Oxymoron: Good Government
Oxymoron: Good Grief.
Oxymoron: Good Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Good Loser.
Oxymoron: Good Morning.
Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
Oxymoron: Good politician.
Oxymoron: Good Sex.
Oxymoron: Good Temper.
Oxymoron: Good Trek science.
Oxymoron: Gourmet pizza.
OXYMORON: Gourmet Tex-Mex.
Oxymoron: Government aid.
Oxymoron: Government aid/assistance.
Oxymoron: Government Assistance.
OXYMORON: Government budget.
Oxymoron: Government Efficiency.
Oxymoron: Government for the People.
Oxymoron: Government Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Government organization.
OXYMORON: Government planning.
Oxymoron: Government Savings.
Oxymoron: Government Service.
Oxymoron: Government Services.
Oxymoron: Government worker
Oxymoron: Graduate student.
Oxymoron: Grape Nuts.
Oxymoron: Great Britain.
Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind.
Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind.
Oxymoron: Great Depression.
Oxymoron: Great Detail.
Oxymoron: Great Republican Mind.
Oxymoron: Greater Cleveland.
Oxymoron: Greater Good.
Oxymoron: Gregarious Recluse.
Oxymoron: Grossly Unfair.
Oxymoron: Ground floor.
Oxymoron: Guest Host.
Oxymoron: Guilty Scapegoats.
Oxymoron: Gun Control Brady Bill.
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
Oxymoron: Gunboat diplomacy.
Oxymoron: Half Dead.
Oxymoron: Half-Democracies.
Oxymoron: Half-word.
Oxymoron: Halfway Around.
Oxymoron: Hand Guns .
OXYMORON: Happily married.
Oxymoron: Happy Birthday (oxymoron to anybody over 40).
Oxymoron: Happy Birthday.
Oxymoron: Happy Medium.
Oxymoron: Happy Monday.
Oxymoron: Hard disk.
Oxymoron: Hard water.
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated.
Oxymoron: Hayes Smartmodem.
Oxymoron: Hazardous waste disposal.
OXYMORON: He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart.
Oxymoron: Healthy Tan.
Oxymoron: Helicopter flight.
Oxymoron: High Negative Image.
Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
Oxymoron: High Negative.
Oxymoron: High school education.
Oxymoron: High Tech PC.
Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
Oxymoron: Higher education.
Oxymoron: Highly Visible Covert Operation.
Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
Oxymoron: Historical Truth.
Oxymoron: Holy Hell.
Oxymoron: Holy Roman Empire.
Oxymoron: Holy War.
Oxymoron: Home office.
Oxymoron: Home Offices.
Oxymoron: Homeless shelter.
Oxymoron: Homicide survivors.
Oxymoron: Honest campaign.
Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
Oxymoron: Honest Crook!
Oxymoron: Honest Government.
Oxymoron: Honest Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Honest Politician.
Oxymoron: Hopelessly Optimistic.
Oxymoron: Horribly Decent.
Oxymoron: Hot Chili.
Oxymoron: Hot Ice.
Oxymoron: Hot water heater.
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee.
Oxymoron: Hubble's Constant.
Oxymoron: Huge market niche.
Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
Oxymoron: Human evolution
Oxymoron: Human Intelligence. 
Oxymoron: Humane Robotics.
Oxymoron: Humane Society.
Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator.
Oxymoron: I read part of it all the way through.
Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
Oxymoron: IBM Software.
Oxymoron: Icy Hot.
Oxymoron: Idiot over angels 12.5.
Oxymoron: Idiot-proof.
Oxymoron: Ill Health.
Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant (we Canadians shy away from the word alien).
Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant.
Oxymoron: Imitation Margarine.
Oxymoron: Important trivia.
Oxymoron: Impossible Possibility.
Oxymoron: Improbable Disaster.
Oxymoron: Inconceivable.
Oxymoron: Indecent exposure.
Oxymoron: Independent Counsel.
Oxymoron: Independent Dog.
Oxymoron: Indifferently Attentive.
OXYMORON: Industrial park.
Oxymoron: Inferred Petty Corruption.
Oxymoron: Infinite Loop.
Oxymoron: Informed consent.
Oxymoron: Initial Resignation.
Oxymoron: Initial Retirement.
Oxymoron: Inquiring minds.
Oxymoron: Insincere Vow.
Oxymoron: Institutional Revolutionary Party.
Oxymoron: Intelligence Oversight Board.
Oxymoron: Intelligent Females.
Oxymoron: Intelligent Fight.
Oxymoron: Intelligent life forms.
Oxymoron: Intelligent Presidential Debate.
Oxymoron: Intense Apathy.
Oxymoron: Intense Disinterest.
Oxymoron: Interactive Soliloquy.
Oxymoron: Interesting Canadian Politics.
Oxymoron: Internal Exile.
Oxymoron: Internal Front.
Oxymoron: Internal Revenue Service
Oxymoron: International Law
OXYMORON: Intimate violence.
Oxymoron: Investment in comics.
Oxymoron: Irate patient.
Oxymoron: Ironclad Guarantee.
Oxymoron: Irregularly Scheduled.
Oxymoron: Italian Egg Rolls.
Oxymoron: Japanese Trade.
OXYMORON: Jews for Jesus.
Oxymoron: Jocular Murder Trials.
Oxymoron: Journalistic accuracy.
Oxymoron: Journalistic integrity.
Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp.
Oxymoron: Junk food.
Oxymoron: Just in Time (JIT).
Oxymoron: Just war.
Oxymoron: Justice Rehnquist.
Oxymoron: Justice Thomas.
Oxymoron: Justifiable Homicide.
Oxymoron: Justifiably Paranoid.
Oxymoron: K-Mart Quality.
Oxymoron: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
Oxymoron: Klingon diplomacy
Oxymoron: known closet homosexual.
Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
Oxymoron: Kosher ham.
OXYMORON: Kosher pork.
Oxymoron: Lace-up loafers.
Oxymoron: Lack light.
Oxymoron: Lady Mud Wrestler.
Oxymoron: Lady Rams (a Ryerson University, Toronto women's athletic team).
Oxymoron: Large-scale Mini-computers.
Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration.
Oxymoron: Largest minority group.
Oxymoron: Last First.
Oxymoron: Last Initial.
Oxymoron: Lead balloons.
Oxymoron: Lead Crystal.
OXYMORON: Least favorite.
Oxymoron: Lebanese government.
Oxymoron: Left Handed Screwdrivers.
Oxymoron: Legal Brief.
Oxymoron: Legal Ethics.
Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2H00005 Date: 02/09/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [5/8]

 >>> Part 5 of 8...
Oxymoron: Legally drunk.
Oxymoron: Legitimate Conspiracy.
Oxymoron: Leisure Suit.
Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
Oxymoron: Let me know if ya want more.
Oxymoron: Lethal Aid.
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
Oxymoron: Liberal Party (conservative).
Oxymoron: Liberal Republican.
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
Oxymoron: Lieutenant Colonel.
Oxymoron: Life Insurance.
Oxymoron: Light heavyweight.
Oxymoron: Lighter Dark Beer.
Oxymoron: Limited Immunity.
Oxymoron: Limited time.
OXYMORON: Linear curve.
Oxymoron: Liquid crystal.
Oxymoron: Liquid gas.
Oxymoron: Liquid paper.
Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke.
Oxymoron: Lite dark beer.
Oxymoron: Lite Rock.
Oxymoron: Literal interpretation.
Oxymoron: Little big.
Oxymoron: Little Deceptive.
Oxymoron: Little Giants (from the current movie).
Oxymoron: Little Hope.
Oxymoron: Little Misleading.
OXYMORON: Live from Death Row.
Oxymoron: Live Recording.
Oxymoron: Live television.
Oxymoron: Living dead.
Oxymoron: Local Network.
Oxymoron: Logical Design.
Oxymoron: Long Island Expressway ...
Oxymoron: Long Recess.
Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock.
Oxymoron: Loose Tights.
Oxymoron: Loosely Organized.
Oxymoron: Lost Finding.
Oxymoron: loving hate
Oxymoron: Low Positive Image.
Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
Oxymoron: Loyal Opposition.
Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer.
Oxymoron: Mail Service.
Oxymoron: Major General.
Oxymoron: Male compassion.
Oxymoron: Male feminists.
Oxymoron: Male help (domestic).
Oxymoron: Male Logic.
Oxymoron: Man Child.
Oxymoron: Managed Competition.
Oxymoron: Management action.
OXYMORON: Management decision.
Oxymoron: Management Science.
Oxymoron: Management style.
Oxymoron: Management support.
Oxymoron: Mandatory option.
Oxymoron: Mankind.
Oxymoron: Manson Family Values.
Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative.
Oxymoron: Marital bliss.
Oxymoron: Marketing Research.
Oxymoron: Marketing strategy.
Oxymoron: Married life.
Oxymoron: Martial law.
Oxymoron: Masculine Logic.
Oxymoron: Master copy.
Oxymoron: Math teacher.
Oxymoron: Mature student.
Oxymoron: McDonald's food.
Oxymoron: McDonalds dinner.
Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox.
Oxymoron: Meaningful Dialogue.
Oxymoron: Measured Meter.
Oxymoron: Meatless sausage.
Oxymoron: Meatloaf Surprise.
Oxymoron: Medicaid payment.
Oxymoron: Medical ethics.
Oxymoron: Metal woods.
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.
Oxymoron: Middle East peace process.
Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse.
Oxymoron: Mild Interest
Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
Oxymoron: Military Accountability.
Oxymoron: Military Etiquette.
Oxymoron: Military intelligence and Tech support!
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence.
Oxymoron: Military Justice.
Oxymoron: Military Medicine.
Oxymoron: Military peace.
Oxymoron: Military Propriety.
Oxymoron: Military Salvation.
Oxymoron: Military security.
Oxymoron: Military Thought.
Oxymoron: Mini-Fire storm.
Oxymoron: Minimize to the maximum.
Oxymoron: Minmei Singing.
Oxymoron: Minor disaster.
Oxymoron: Minor Greatness.
Oxymoron: Minor Issue.
Oxymoron: Minor miracle.
Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
Oxymoron: Minor Peccadillo.
Oxymoron: Mismatch.
Oxymoron: Mobil station.
Oxymoron: Mobile Home.
Oxymoron: Model prisoner.
Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians.
Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
Oxymoron: Modified final judgment.
Oxymoron: Monopoly.
Oxymoron: Moral Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Moral Majority.
Oxymoron: Moral Politician.
Oxymoron: Morally Right.
Oxymoron: Morbid Humor.
Oxymoron: Motorcycle Safety.
Oxymoron: Mutual attraction.
Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion.
Oxymoron: Mutually exclusive.
Oxymoron: My Humble Opinion.
Oxymoron: N + 1.
Oxymoron: Narrow Breadth.
Oxymoron: Natural Gas.
Oxymoron: Natural Grass.
OXYMORON: Natural makeup.
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
Oxymoron: Navy Man.
Oxymoron: Near Miss.
Oxymoron: Nearly Perfect.
Oxymoron: Nearly Square.
Oxymoron: Necessary evil.
Oxymoron: Negative Concurrence.
Oxymoron: Negative Momentum.
Oxymoron: Never generalize.
Oxymoron: New and improved.
Oxymoron: New Classic Rock.
Oxymoron: New Democrat.
Oxymoron: New Mexico.
Oxymoron: New Standard.
Oxymoron: NFL competition committee.
Oxymoron: NFL Follies.
Oxymoron: Nice cat.
Oxymoron: Nice demon.
Oxymoron: Night light.
Oxymoron: Night of the LIVING DEAD.
Oxymoron: No action.
Oxymoron: No Information.
Oxymoron: No opposition.
OXYMORON: No-fault divorce.
Oxymoron: Noble savage.
Oxymoron: Non dairy Creamer.
Oxymoron: Non-alcoholic Beer.
Oxymoron: Non-binding contract.
OXYMORON: Non-dairy creamer.
Oxymoron: Non-denominational church.
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight.
OXYMORON: Non-working mother.
OXYMORON: Nonalcoholic beer.
Oxymoron: Nondairy Creamer.
Oxymoron: Nonworking mom.
Oxymoron: Nonworking mother
Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
Oxymoron: Normal Foreign Film.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
Oxymoron: Now, now.
Oxymoron: Now, then.
Oxymoron: Nuclear defense.
Oxymoron: Nuclear safety.
Oxymoron: Numb Feeling.
Oxymoron: Obedient Defiance.
Oxymoron: Objective parent.
Oxymoron: Objective Rating.
Oxymoron: Occupational Injury.
Oxymoron: Odd Irony.
Oxymoron: Oddly Appropriate.
Oxymoron: Often Unpredictable.
Oxymoron: Old news.
Oxymoron: One size fits all.
Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medication.
Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
Oxymoron: One-sided Dialogue.
Oxymoron: Only Choice.
Oxymoron: Open lock.
OXYMORON: Open secret.
Oxymoron: Open-minded Conservative.
Oxymoron: open-minded liberal.
Oxymoron: Operating system.
Oxymoron: Operation Rescue
Oxymoron: Organized religion.
OXYMORON: Original copies.
Oxymoron: Original copy.
Oxymoron: Oversized Brief.
Oxymoron: Pacific Ocean.
Oxymoron: Paid amateur.
Oxymoron: Paid volunteers.
Oxymoron: Painless childbirth.
Oxymoron: Painless Dentistry.
Oxymoron: Paper china.
Oxymoron: Paperless office.
Oxymoron: Parents Without Partners.
Oxymoron: Partial Conclusion.
Oxymoron: Partial Success.
Oxymoron: Partially Completed.
Oxymoron: Partially Furnished.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2H00006 Date: 02/09/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [6/8]

 >>> Part 6 of 8...
Oxymoron: Partly Engaged.
Oxymoron: Partly pregnant.
OXYMORON: Passive activity.
Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
Oxymoron: Passive Confrontation.
Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
Oxymoron: Patiently Wait.
Oxymoron: Peace force.
Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
Oxymoron: Peace officer.
Oxymoron: Peace-keeper missile.
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron: People's Army.
Oxymoron: People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen.
Oxymoron: Perfect idiot.
Oxymoron: Perfect Misfit.
Oxymoron: Perfectly Legitimate.
Oxymoron: Perhaps Certainly.
Oxymoron: Perhaps Predictably.
Oxymoron: Permanent Fad.
Oxymoron: Permanent temp.
Oxymoron: Persistent Ambivalence.
Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
Oxymoron: Personalized Form Letter.
Oxymoron: Petty cash.
Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
Oxymoron: Philosophy science.
Oxymoron: Pigeon's Milk.
Oxymoron: Pious Atheists.
Oxymoron: Planned Serendipity.
Oxymoron: Plastic Canvas.
Oxymoron: Plastic Glass.
Oxymoron: Plastic Glasses.
Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware.
Oxymoron: Plastic snow.
Oxymoron: Plastic Straw.
OXYMORON: Player coach.
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant.
Oxymoron: Pocket calculator.
Oxymoron: Police protection.
Oxymoron: Polite cabbie.
Oxymoron: Polite cabbies.
Oxymoron: Polite cabby.
Oxymoron: Political Correctness.
Oxymoron: Political Embarrassment.
Oxymoron: Political ethics.
Oxymoron: Political leadership.
Oxymoron: Political Process.
Oxymoron: Political Promise.
Oxymoron: Political science.
Oxymoron: Politically correct, the perfect oxymoron.
Oxymoron: Politically Correct.
Oxymoron: POOR OLD LAWYERS
Oxymoron: Poor Republican.
Oxymoron: Pop art.
Oxymoron: Portable standard Lisp.
Oxymoron: Positive Calamity.
Oxymoron: Positively Grudgingly.
Oxymoron: Postal Service.
Oxymoron: Postal Worker.
Oxymoron: Pot luck.
Oxymoron: Potential has-been.
Oxymoron: Practical Homeowner.
Oxymoron: Practical Joke.
Oxymoron: Practical logic
Oxymoron: Practical Theory.
Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians.
Oxymoron: Precision bombing.
Oxymoron: Preliminary Conclusion.
Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
Oxymoron: Prepost.
Oxymoron: President Bill Clinton.
Oxymoron: President Bush.
Oxymoron: President Clinton.
Oxymoron: Presidential promises.
Oxymoron: Press Release.
Oxymoron: Pretested Condoms.
Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.
Oxymoron: Pretty Ice-storm.
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly.
Oxymoron: Prime Minister Mulroney
Oxymoron: Private e-mail.
Oxymoron: Pro-contra.
Oxymoron: Production meeting.
Oxymoron: Productivity committee.
Oxymoron: Professional Amateur.
Oxymoron: Professional courtesy.
Oxymoron: Programmer's Oxymoron: Spare-Time.
Oxymoron: Progress in Congress.
Oxymoron: Progressive Conservative.
Oxymoron: Pronounced Silence.
Oxymoron: Proprietary standard.
Oxymoron: Psychiatric care.
Oxymoron: Public Covert Policy.
Oxymoron: Public school education.
Oxymoron: Public Secrecy.
Oxymoron: Public Servant.
Oxymoron: Punk fashion.
Oxymoron: Pure Nonsense.
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
Oxymoron: Purely Political.
OXYMORON: Qualified success.
Oxymoron: Quality assurance.
Oxymoron: Quality service.
Oxymoron: Quebec intellectual.
Oxymoron: Quick Basic.
Oxymoron: Quick C.
Oxymoron: Quick Fix.
Oxymoron: Quick Reboot.
Oxymoron: QuickBASIC.
Oxymoron: Race walking.
Oxymoron: Rain solidly.
Oxymoron: Random Choice.
Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
Oxymoron: Random logic.
Oxymoron: Random Order.
Oxymoron: Randomly Organized.
Oxymoron: Rap Music!
Oxymoron: Rapid transit.
Oxymoron: Rare steak.
Oxymoron: Rather Direct.
Oxymoron: Rational Ravings.
Oxymoron: Reagan Credibility.
OXYMORON: Reagan memoirs.
Oxymoron: Reagan's memoirs.
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
Oxymoron: Real Fishing Story.
Oxymoron: Real Hypothetical.
Oxymoron: Real Magic.
Oxymoron: Realistic schedule.
Oxymoron: Realtime computing.
Oxymoron: Rear Admiral.
Oxymoron: Reasonable female.
Oxymoron: Recently new.
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession.
Oxymoron: Reckless caution.
Oxymoron: Red Indians.
Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists.
Oxymoron: Regular Random.
Oxymoron: Regular Special.
Oxymoron: Reinvent.
Oxymoron: Relatively Obscure.
Oxymoron: Relativistic correction.
Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
OXYMORON: Reliable network.
Oxymoron: Religious education.
Oxymoron: Religious fact.
Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
Oxymoron: Religious science.
Oxymoron: Religious tolerance.
Oxymoron: Removable sticker.
Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
Oxymoron: Republican Diplomat.
Oxymoron: Republican initiative.
Oxymoron: Republican math expert.
Oxymoron: Republican party.
Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.
Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
Oxymoron: Resident Manager.
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
Oxymoron: Resolute Ambivalence.
OXYMORON: Respectable Lawyer.
Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
Oxymoron: Responsible committee.
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
Oxymoron: Restrained grandparent.
OXYMORON: Restrained opulence.
Oxymoron: Right-wing logic.
Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
Oxymoron: River walk.
Oxymoron: Rock opera.
Oxymoron: Rolling Stop.
Oxymoron: Routine Emergency.
Oxymoron: Royal family.
Oxymoron: Running Windows.
Oxymoron: Runs Under Windows.
OXYMORON: Rush hour.
Oxymoron: Rush Limbaugh.
Oxymoron: Russian economy.
Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
OXYMORON: Safe sex.
Oxymoron: Same Difference.
Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance.
Oxymoron: Sane Warner.
Oxymoron: Sanitary landfill.
Oxymoron: Sanitary sewer.
Oxymoron: Sarcastic joke.
Oxymoron: Satisfied Democrat.
Oxymoron: Satisfied Tenant.
Oxymoron: Satisfied virgin.
Oxymoron: Saving price.
Oxymoron: Savings and loan.
Oxymoron: School (Cafeteria) Food.
Oxymoron: School food.
Oxymoron: Science Fiction.
Oxymoron: Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11).
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
Oxymoron: Second childhood.
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
Oxymoron: Second Lieutenant.
Oxymoron: Secure Unix.
Oxymoron: Sedate sex.
Oxymoron: Self-dependent.
OXYMORON: Self-help groups.
Oxymoron: Semi truck.
Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics Committee.
Oxymoron: Senate Ethics.
Oxymoron: Senatorial Courtesy.
Oxymoron: Sensible shoes.
OXYMORON: Sensitive guy.
Oxymoron: Sensitive male.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2H00007 Date: 02/09/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 12:27am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Oxymoron.tag by Request [7/8]

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Oxymoron: Sergeant Major.
Oxymoron: Serious Barbecue.
Oxymoron: Serious comedy.
OXYMORON: Serious fun.
OXYMORON: Serious rest.
Oxymoron: Severely killed.
Oxymoron: Severely/slightly killed.
Oxymoron: Sharp Cookie.
Oxymoron: Shipment is by car, and cargo by boat.
Oxymoron: Shooting blanks.
Oxymoron: Shortcut.
Oxymoron: Shyly Pompous.
Oxymoron: Silent noise.
Oxymoron: Silent scream
Oxymoron: Silent Testimony.
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Oxymoron: Simple calculus.
Oxymoron: Simple System.
Oxymoron: Simple Technology.
Oxymoron: Sincere Lie.
Oxymoron: Sisterly Love.
Oxymoron: Sit up.
Oxymoron: Slightly killed.
Oxymoron: Slightly Misleading.
Oxymoron: Slightly out of View.
Oxymoron: Slightly Pregnant.
Oxymoron: Slow children (sign with picture of running child).
Oxymoron: Slow Death.
Oxymoron: Slow speed.
Oxymoron: Small Crowd.
Oxymoron: Smart Blonde.
Oxymoron: Smart Bomb.
Oxymoron: Smart democrat
Oxymoron: Smart drugs.
Oxymoron: Smokeless Cigarette.
Oxymoron: Smokeless cigarettes.
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
Oxymoron: Social activist.
Oxymoron: Social Psychologist.
Oxymoron: Social science.
Oxymoron: Social Security.
OXYMORON: Sociological Analysis.
Oxymoron: Soft Rock.
Oxymoron: Software documentation.
Oxymoron: Software engineer.
Oxymoron: Software engineering.
Oxymoron: Solid glass.
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
Oxymoron: Somewhat Ambiguous.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Awesome.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Confused.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Destroyed.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Extraordinary.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Functional.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Incompatible.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated Hacker.
Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
Oxymoron: Southern Front.
Oxymoron: Southern justice.
Oxymoron: Soviet Life.
Oxymoron: Soviet Union.
Oxymoron: Spare rib.
Oxymoron: Spare Time.
Oxymoron: Speed limit.
Oxymoron: Speeding Yugo.
Oxymoron: Spending Cuts.
Oxymoron: Split level.
Oxymoron: Sports sedan.
OXYMORON: STAMP OUT VIOLENCE!
Oxymoron: Stand down.
Oxymoron: Standard deviation.
Oxymoron: Standard options.
Oxymoron: Stealth bomber.
Oxymoron: Steel Wool.
Oxymoron: Steering committee.
Oxymoron: Still Life.
Oxymoron: Straight Curve.
Oxymoron: Straight hook.
Oxymoron: Straight Hooks.
Oxymoron: Straightforward Subterfuge.
Oxymoron: Strangely familiar.
Oxymoron: Striped Paint.
Oxymoron: Strong President.
Oxymoron: Structure Design.
Oxymoron: Stuck in Traffic.
Oxymoron: Student Athlete.
Oxymoron: Student Teacher.
Oxymoron: Student Teachers.
Oxymoron: Stupid individual with a clear complexion.
Oxymoron: Stupid Ox.
Oxymoron: Sub Minimum.
Oxymoron: Subsequent Initiatives.
Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy.
Oxymoron: Summer school.
Oxymoron: Superette.
Oxymoron: Supporting documentation.
Oxymoron: Sure Bet.
Oxymoron: Sweet Pickle.
Oxymoron: Sweet sixteen.
Oxymoron: Sweet Sorrow.
Oxymoron: Swiss Steak
Oxymoron: Sycophantic Cat.
Oxymoron: Synthetic natural gas.
Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
Oxymoron: Systematically at Random.
Oxymoron: Talk Show.
Oxymoron: Tame cat.
Oxymoron: Tandy Computer.
Oxymoron: Taped live.
Oxymoron: Tax Reform.
Oxymoron: Tax Refund.
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
Oxymoron: Tax-free.
Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
Oxymoron: Tech Support!
Oxymoron: Televised Hearings.
Oxymoron: Television critic.
Oxymoron: Television Entertainment.
OXYMORON: Television news.
Oxymoron: Television Tape.
Oxymoron: Temporary tax increase.
Oxymoron: Temporary Taxes.
Oxymoron: Tenuous Lies.
Oxymoron: Term Limit.
Oxymoron: Term meaning stupid as an Ox.
Oxymoron: Terminal initialization.
Oxymoron: Terribly Nice.
Oxymoron: Terribly pleased.
Oxymoron: Texas Chic.
Oxymoron: That shoe fits him like a glove.
Oxymoron: The Best Of Rush Limbaugh.
Oxymoron: The honor of the French.
Oxymoron: The laundry detergent for idiots.
Oxymoron: the loser guy on the pimple-cream commercial.
Oxymoron: The sound of silence.
Oxymoron: The Stainless Steel Moviegoer.
Oxymoron: This page intentionally left blank.
Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
Oxymoron: Thoughtful sidewalk cyclist.
Oxymoron: Three Originals.
Oxymoron: Thrift binge.
Oxymoron: Thundering silence.
OXYMORON: Thunderous silence.
Oxymoron: Tight Flexibility.
Oxymoron: Tight slacks.
Oxymoron: Timeless Library.
Oxymoron: Tolerant liberal.
Oxymoron: Tone color.
Oxymoron: Too many recipes.
Oxymoron: Too Many Taglines.
Oxymoron: Too rich.
Oxymoron: Total Quality Management (TQM).
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
Oxymoron: Traffic Flow.
Oxymoron: Tragic comedy.
Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
Oxymoron: True Confessions.
Oxymoron: True DOS Multi-Tasking.
Oxymoron: True gossip.
Oxymoron: True love from afar.
Oxymoron: True Love.
Oxymoron: True Sincerity.
Oxymoron: True story.
Oxymoron: Truth In Politics.
Oxymoron: Truthful politician.
Oxymoron: Truthful Republican.
OXYMORON: Turned up missing.
Oxymoron: TV Commentator.
Oxymoron: Twelve-ounce pound cake.
Oxymoron: UN force.
Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution.
Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
Oxymoron: Unbiased American news broadcast.
Oxymoron: Unbiased journalism.
Oxymoron: Unbiased news reports.
Oxymoron: Unbiased Opinion.
Oxymoron: Unbiased predisposition.
OXYMORON: Unborn child.
Oxymoron: Unclear Information.
OXYMORON: Uncommitted voter.
Oxymoron: Uncontested divorce.
Oxymoron: Under crowded Criminal Justice System.
Oxymoron: Understanding banker.
Oxymoron: Understanding UNIX.
Oxymoron: Understanding Wife.
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians.
Oxymoron: Uniform Scraps.
Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman.
Oxymoron: Union workers.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
Oxymoron: Uniquely Uniform.
Oxymoron: United States.
Oxymoron: University at Las Vegas.
Oxymoron: University of Nevada at Las Vegas.
Oxymoron: UNIX security.
Oxymoron: Unsalted Saltines.
OXYMORON: Unsung hero.
Oxymoron: Unusual Routine.
Oxymoron: Uprooted Plant.
Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
Oxymoron: Uptown Buffalo.
Oxymoron: Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Oxymoron: User Friendliness.
Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof.
Oxymoron: user friendly .
Oxymoron: User-friendly war.
Oxymoron: User-friendly.
Oxymoron: Vacant Dwelling.
Oxymoron: Vague Memory.
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
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