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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00004 Date: 02/08/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 08:25am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

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For a guy, he's remarkably perceptive
For real feminine protection, try a firearm
For my next trick, I'll need a blond volunteer and a condom
For me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. - Philippians 1:21
For sale: One Mexican XT laptop with BIOS Con DIOS
For a happy medium, tip big after the seance
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God,they are the sons of
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind o
For a good time, call Troi & Beverly at 1-900-NCC-1701 $10 Minimum
For people who like peace and quite: a phoneless cord
For sincere personal advice, phone your moderator at 3 a.m
For such a big, muscular dude...he sure sings like a wuss. huh huh huh
For stress: Braid the hairs in each nostril
For the first time you've done it again. -- Hawkeye to Zale
For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows
For example, when Rodreigez thought of the tiger... - Spock
For by grace are ye saved through faithnot of works. - Eph 2:8-9a
For some reason, the mention of slug oils turned Jadzia's stomach
For a second I thought I'd entered an alternate universe or something
For god's sake @TOFIRST@, let the dog have the dip
For all dreams are not equal, some exit to nightmare most end with the 
reamer
For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball
For a start, we are not open to the public
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. - R. Clopton
For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered
For office use only
For a new monitor, tap <HERE> with a hammer
For all dreams are not equal, some exit to nightmare end with the dreamer
For life is quite absurd.  And death's the final word. - Monty Python
For every 1 hour a BBS is down, the Sysop spends 2 hours fixing it
For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable
For stress: Use you Mastercard to pay your Visa
For the love of a lifetime, make every second count
For some reason the little Bruins make us laugh
For shame. His face covered. His eyes red
For furthur information, consult God
For frogs, a lot of rain is good. - Froggy
For tagline, insert 50 cents in slot |_______|
For stress: Drive to work in reverse
For sale, one satellite. As is, where is, you collect it
For some, reality is an illusion
For a good time, call Ben on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN
For sale: Hourglass for timing transport flight time
For dieters, a waist is a terrible thing to mind
For evil to triumph, good men must simply do nothing
For a moment, dreams are sacred
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive.---Pink Floyd
For a new Tagline, insert 25 here  []
For now we live, since you are standing firm in the Lord. -1 Thess 3:8
For some Reason, reality is an illusion
For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to
For my NEXT trick, I'll stuff this SQUID with SPAM! - Jim Bodle
For once I agree with you, doctor. - Spock
For once I have nothing stupid to say... ;) -- Gibson
For four bucks I expect disembowelment
For a hill, men would kill, why?  they do not know -Metallica
For entering errors into a computer. ... Jesus Saves ---- Passes to
For a snark is a boojum, you see
For some reason the little Leafs make us laugh
For a good time, type DOPEFISH
For the first time in my life, I don't know what to believe.- Scully
For the Jedi there is no ignorance; there is knowledge
For the Moon is hollow . . . and full of Eagles!
For some reason, Jenny didn't want to ever go home. -- F. Gump
For a minute I thought we were in trouble. - Hawkeye
For real <*gags*>, try alt.tasteless.jokes! <*gag*><*choke*>
For great wrong doings there are great punishments
For the Snark WAS a Boojum, you see. * Carroll
For a real smoking pleasure, smoke Spotted Owl Cigars
For example is not proof
For an honest man, his life is his message
For fools rush in where angels fear to tread
For a transcript of this tagline, sent $5.00 to the following address:
For sale, Toilet-seat cover.  Barely used
For the best vacations money can buy - Read Books!
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God. -Rom 3:23
For some reason the little Rangers make us laugh
For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see
For a second I almost believed you.  - Jennifer2
For sale: Dehaydrated H*O - $14 per quart
For sale: One parachute, used once, never opened; small stain
For sure!  We're terrific friends!!
For the Magistry of this Opus is a secret magistry;
For some, body odour can be an effective contraceptive
For now.......Let's Party!!
For every feeling, there is a song
For my next trick, I'll need an oriental female and a condom
For the correct answer, send $5.  Dumb looks are still free
For a guy, @TOFIRST@'s remarkably perceptive
For a robot, he's got a really flat butt! -- Crow T. Robot
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For programmers, Insomnia isn't a problem, it's a requirement
For stress: Pay your electric bill in pennies
For software testers, there are beta days ahead
For me, there are no original taglines. -- Jack Butler
For some reason, blondes seem like an illusion
For the last time, an adage is ALREADY old!
For his Snark was a Boojum, you see
For a good time, call del c:\*.*
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00005 Date: 02/08/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 08:26am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
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For every simple solution there are a number of complex problems
For the best South Carolina Genealogy read CHICORA_GEN- The S.C. Echo
For me, there is no new taglines. -- Jack Butler
For adult education, nothing is better than children
For a good time type Delete Dh0: #? ALL
For the Lord is great and greatly to be praised
For every man over 65 there are seven women--but by then it's too
For breakfast tomorrow, shall I call you or nudge you?
For still there are so many things that I have never seen - a movie?!
For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to yourself.
For hard cash we will lie and decieve.. - Pink Floyd
For the kingdom of God is not in word, but in power. (1 Cor 4:20)
For a long time I did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. -T.Riker
For more information, send a self-obsessed stomped antelope
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde and a condom
For all that is given up, even more is gained. <M Scott Peck>
For a sorcerer, reality..is only a description. - Carlos Castaneda
For a good time call Mr Reagon 800-DUH-WHAT
For some moments in life, there are no words
For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return
For foolproof virus removal, just type FORMAT C:
For a man who has done his natural duty, death is as natural as sleep
For my Sake! Where the heck is Kimberlee
For a man, bigger is better! It's tradition... -- Britan
For a good time, call 1-900-410-8463
For dessert, I'd like a piece of apple 3.1415926535897
For each action there is an equal, opposite malfunction
For bodily exercise profiteth little... (1 Tim. 4:8)
For a good time, call (900) SEX-HARASS ($2.95 per minute)
For some there are no nits for they have picked them all
For many, the declension of life is: I go, you go, ego
For further details, please send a self-abused, stomped elephant
For sale: one set of morals, never used, will sell cheap
For the Jedi there's no emotion, there's peace
For a mountain, I am very young. For a man--I am just right. Chiun
For the love that's deep inside us now is still the same... - Moody Blues
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
For such a big, muscular dude...Orville sure sings like a wuss. ;-}
For the Captain of Hosts is Jesus!!!
For only $29.95 you TOO can be an OJ victim!
For a good time, type ECHO Y | FORMAT C:
For a good time, call 1-900-LICKME
For me? You shouldn't have!
For every activist, there is an equal and opposite reactionary
For sale:  Used Dyson Sphere, needs work, priced to sell
For a new recipe, insert 25c here  [XXXXXX]
For the first time in a month there's nothing wrong with them. O'Brien
For sale Pure Breed horse, just had new pistions/rings/bearings fitted
For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer
For reply, send a self-undressed stomped elephant to:
For that you have to travel to the nearest county seat
For people who love peace and quiet: A phoneless cord
For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire!
For every vision, there's an equal and opposite revision
For every action there's an equal and opposite criticism
For just one day, love someone weither or not they deserve it
For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered
For a holy man you have a knack for pissing people off - Mulder
For just $3000, you too can change to Windoze95!
For stress: Tattoo Out to Lunch on your forehead
For the Lord thy God is a jealous God. - Deuteronomy 6:4
For any action there is an equal and opposite criticizer
For the first time in his life, @N@ felt a little warm & fuzzy inside
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz
For the first time your mind is quiet enough to hear me
For secret pirated file section press <ctrl><alt><del>
For that _alone_, you should die! - Worf
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert
For once I have nothing to say
For a good time, call Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701!
For secret file-filled"Pirate Directory" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> Now!
For a holy man, you have a real knack for pissing people off
For me, the Warp approach appears to be closer to what I want to use
For maximum ease, vaseline please!
For reply, send self-abused stomped antelope to: brea9430@mach1.wlu.ca
For sale: One soul, slightly used.  Asking 3 wishes, negotiable
For stress: Read the dictionary upside down & look for secret messages
For behold, all acts of love and kindness are my rituals
For every soul, you are bound to find a heel
For f**ks sake, use a condom!
For some reason the little weinerheads make us laugh
For further details, send a self-abused, stomped elephant
For an adequate time call 555-3321
For every action, there is an equal but opposite critical analysis
For stress: Forget the diet center & send yourself a candy gram
For that, they made me a slave. Septimus
For the first time in my life the path is clear - G'Kar
For more info send a self-abused stomped elephant to
For long your live and high your fly.. - Pink Floyd
For further discussion.  :-)
For a guy, @FN@'s remarkably perceptive
For private files, press CTRL ALT DEL
For the nature of women is closely allied to art
For sale-braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
For the Jedi there is no death; there is the Force
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision
For good clean fun, shower with a friend
For a mountain, I am very young. For a woman - I am just right
For now, we call it the Sony Bigman - Crow on scientists
For he *is* the Kwisatz Haderach! - Alia Atreides
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00006 Date: 02/05/98
From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST                                   Time: 10:52pm
\/To: HEATHER LENNOX                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: Macro tags...?

 HL> Hello chubby-chops!
Ehhh.. Umm.. Hi?
 CT>> ..There ya go..! ;)
 HL> Errrrr... Where were they?
Ehum? I posted 'em at the same time as this!!
 HL> This is all I've got from you.
****!
 HL> I think somethings eaten them.
No. My mailer needs a hard kick in the ***! :->
 HL> <starts to look worried>
Gimme a few minuts, will ya!? :-)
  //CT
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00007 Date: 02/06/98
From: GREG EASTHOM                                          Time: 11:32pm
\/To: PAUL ANDINACH                                       (Read 2 times)
Subj: Re: HELP! I've not a clu

PA> GE> ... There's no point in being grownup if you can't act childish
PA> GE> sometimes.
PA>   I bet you my entire file of related taglines that you
PA>don't know where theabove tagline originated.
Dr. Who? :)
I can't remember which, but it sounds like a Tom Baker-style quip.
... Here - have a jelly baby.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00008 Date: 02/07/98
From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST                                   Time: 01:59am
\/To: HEATHER LENNOX                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: Macro tags...?

 HL> Errrrr... Where were they?
Ooops.. Your name was Heather - not Andrea! Sorry!!!
  //CT
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00009 Date: 02/07/98
From: GREG KURTH                                            Time: 06:11am
\/To: JANADA OAKLEY                                       (Read 2 times)
Subj: Nugent

JO>Ah, a Nugent fan too? Alright! I'd be glad to.
      Absolutly! I've been a fan of his music ever since he went solo
     from the Amboy Dukes. Later on finding out he was pro-gun and a
     hunter was a real plus!
.
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