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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00000 Date: 02/06/98
From: PAUL ANDINACH                                         Time: 04:01pm
\/To: RICKY FOLTZ                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: Re: Tags for Request

 -=> Quoting Ricky Foltz to All <=-
 RF> Here are my Tagline Files for anyone who wants 'em... just ask.
   Okay, I would like
 RF> bart     tag         6,279 Bart's Blackboard
 RF> borg     tag        32,040 The Borg
 RF> daffydef tag        10,331 Daffy Definitions
 RF> oxymoron tag        50,529 Oxymorons
 RF> shake    tag        13,675 Shakespeare
 RF> tribble  tag        75,979 Ack! Tribbles ********
 RF> xmas     tag        39,132 'Tis the Season...
   In exchange, I offer your choice of the following:
B5       TAG      2864 Babylon 5
BBS      TAG      4520 BBS/modem/Fidonet (includes mod and sysop taglines)
BORG     TAG      5206 The Borg
CALVIN   TAG      7540 Calvin and Hobbes
COMPUTER TAG     10041 Computers
DEFAULT  TAG     37848 Miscellaneous
DOCWHO   TAG      5628 Doctor Who
FANTA    TAG      2979 Fantasy
HEADLINE TAG      2730 Headlines
JOKE     TAG      4651 Jokes
POOH     TAG      2744 "Bother," said Pooh
PTERRY   TAG      2628 Terry Pratchett
QUOTE    TAG      7621 Quotes
SF       TAG      4355 Science Fiction
SPIRIT   TAG      6565 Spiritual/Inspirational
STARWARS TAG      2189 Star Wars
TAG      TAG      5107 Taglines
TREK     TAG      7667 Star Trek
TRIB     TAG      2846 Tribbles
UFO      TAG      3901 UFOs and aliens
Paul
... "Ricky," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."SEEN-BY: 
639/104 690/682
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00001 Date: 02/08/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 08:24am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

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For every action there's an equal & opposite criticism
For man, the unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates
For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness
For every battle honor, 1000 heroes die unknown
For straight is the gate.-- Carrie White's mom
For any solution there is a trouble... (:-(
For the humour impaired: Insert a :-) after every third w
For so from such, as nearer stood we heard. J.M
For peace and quiet, a PHONELESS CORD
For peace of mind, try resigning as general manager of the universe
For every person that speaks up, there are 1000 that don't.  We COUNT!
For telephonic breast exam:  Press 1 ... Now press the other
For adult education, nothing beats teenagers
For the Jedi there is no emotion; there is peace
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
For a moment he felt dwarfed by the possibilities of time. - DT I
For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill
For all the prophets and the law prophesied until John. (Matt 11:13)
For a redhead you talk too much, I've got a ball-gag that will cure that
For sale : Hourglass (on mobile hoist) for timing Windows
For parents only:  Have you hugged your child today?
For some reason the little Penguins make us laugh
For all you do, this blood's for you
For overworked parents everywhere: New Valium Kool-Aid!
For he that is dead is freed from sin.  Romans 6:7
For further information, consult GOD
For sincere personal advice, call your Sysop at 3 A.M
For more information, please ask GOD!
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will 
ike
For some reason the olives all turned black. - Henry Blake
For once, I can't think of an appropriate tagline
For research use only.  Not for food, drug, household, or other uses
For my next impersonation: A SysOp, reading his mail...<cr><cr><cr><cr
For maximum ease, RoseReader Please!
For sale: 3 grave spaces. Plus air conditioner
For a good time, report your local gun-banner to the ATF
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
For great is truth, and shall prevail. -- Brooks
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex
For a good time, dunk a bully's boom-box in a mud puddle!
For peace of mind, resign as manager of the Universe
For a great time, type: FORMAT C:
For the majority, democracy is the tyranny of choice
For sale : 486DX50MHz - 20nis
For a mother...the son always shines
For a man of fortitude, there are no walls, only avenues
For stress: Refresh self: Put your tongue on a cold steel guard rail
For musical contraception, use a rubber band
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (Rom 3:23)
For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he. - Proverbs 23:7
For crying out sakes???  <--- I love this!
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
For space is just a starry night where no suns ever rise
For some reason, ping-pong came very naturally to me. -- F. Gump
For all variables = 'assholes': let length(walk)  length(pier)
For me it's not a problem since I don't like DS9... ^_^ - Michael S
For cryin' out loud, would you button yer yap?! - Slappy
For all you do, this SCUD's for you
For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint
For love of the Ivory Prince and the Ebony Princess
For the Startide Rises in the Currents of the Dark
For some reason, ping-pong came very naturally to me. Forrest Gump
For the millionth time, don't exaggerate!
For all things, there is a first time -- Spock
For customer assistance, dial 1-800-IAM-DUMB
For people who enjoy peace & quiet, - a phoneless cord
For sale motivation tapes, never been used
For every problem there is a simple solution, and it's always wrong
For life's blossoms rare, pull out thoughts that wear & tear
For every action, there is an equal and opposite critism
For sale: Iraqi AK-47, never fired, dropped once
For sale: Planet Earth...5,000,000,000 careless owners
For address, send a SASE to
For instant SYSOP access, press ALT-H
For tagline, please insert four quarters in slot |______|
For the finest in brain candy
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
For some reason the little Whalers make us laugh
For sale - First cereal rights to this tagline
For the earth is the Lords, and the fullness thereof. (1 Cor 10:26)
For my next trick,I'll need a blonde volunteer & a condom
For stress: Polish you car with ear wax
For some reason the little Senators make us laugh
For a warm boot, put compuer in dryer for 20 minutes
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and
For all good things there is a time and a season
For the first time in my life--I feel pretty! -Peter Puppy, in a dress
For my NEXT trick, I'll stuff this SQUID with GRITS!
For all I know, she may have forgotten me completely. - McCoy
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped aardvark to
For sale, Parachute.  Used once.  Opens on impact.  Small stain
For sincere personal advice, page you sysop at 3 A.M
For a kid with a monosyllabic vocabulary he's awfully persuasive
For an exciting time, type ECHO Y | FORMAT C:  NUL
For in Christ there is all of God in a human body
For sale: Rottweiler, loves children - especially for breakfast
For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram
For quick Pane relief, try OS/2
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill. Richard Clopton
For behold, all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00002 Date: 02/08/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 08:24am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

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For every man shall bear his own burden. (GAL 6:5)
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom
For my confession they burned me with fire
For the Antidisestablishmentarianism Party!
For some people, being self-conscious is as awake as they ever get
For once, I'd like to see her in action!
For access to pirate files hit <Ctrl> <Alt> <Del>
For the captain ashore, I wanna go home
For a guy, you're remarkably perceptive
For god's sake Orville, let the dog have the dip
For every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D
For stress: Make up a language & ask people for directions
For the first time, your mind is quiet enough to hear me. Koch
For a real sponge cake, borrow ALL the ingredients
For all my dreams are haunted by a fire on the moon
For a mountain, I am very young. For a man - I am just right
For the Love of God, let the boy give your grandmother a bath!
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always 
wrong
For every person, there's a different truth. c carter
For real sponge cake, borrow all of the ingredients
For a while it was touch and go. EHMP
For many people, "homeless" simply means not having a home
For someone who's not really here, you scream very loudly.--K's't'lk
For tagline insert 4 quatloos in slot: |========|
For someone who didn't inhale, Clinton sure blows a lot of smoke!
For adult education, nothing beats children
For the Snark WAS a tagline, you see
For he that is dead is freed from sin. (Rom 6:7) *
For stress: Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on
For life is quite absurd.  And death's the final word
For exercise, men can walk. Women talk
For days, we survived on nothing but food and water
For in the reflection of my mind's eye...-Elm St. Children
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and 
rong
For a supercomputer it takes only 2 seconds to do an endless loop
For god's sake Kitt, let the dog have the dip
For more information, send a self-obsessed stomped elephant
For only ten bars of Gold Press Latinum. Quark
For all we now, you really _were_ sent by the Prophets. - Bashir
For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses
For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming
For some of those guys, it was all about who could play faster.-Ed VH
For god's sake would someone tell me what BTW means!
For instant adult access press alt-h
For a good time, call @TOFIRST@ on the Disco hot line:  1-800-GET-DOWN
For a transcript, get pen & paper and write very fast!
For a good time, call Orville on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the heart until the heart stops
For a new Tagline, insert 25c here  [XXXXXX]
For a thousand worlds there be in the light of a heartfelt smile
For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap
For best results, place a slice of cheese in Drive A and reboot!
For recreational use only
For sysop access, press CTRL-ALT-DELETE
For stress: Dance naked in front of your pets
For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient dies
For a man, you're remarkably perceptive!
For all you do, disk bugs for you
For discussion only.  Not to be relied upon
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision
For by grace are ye saved through faithit is the gift of God:
For fast acting relief, try slowing down
For some white cops, it's always open season. - Carl Robinson
For my next trick, which is *also* impossible
For god's sake Norm, let the dog have the dip. --Cliff Claven
For every complex problem there is a simple and WRONG solution
For real sponge cake, borrow all ingredients!
For safe philosophizing, always use conundrums
For somethin' to go wrong,
For off-road use only
For secret file-filled "Pirate section" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> Now!
For sale, one used mail packet, cheap
For some reason the little Flyers make us laugh
For sale: Rottweiler. Eats anything. Fond of children
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M
For he well knew that a woman doesn't have a beard;
For sale cheap:   Write-only memory chips
For every action there is an equal and opposite bureaucratic policy
For stress: Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room
For the gifts and calling of God {are} without repentance. (ROM 11:29)
For many years, there has been an unnamed character in Star Trek
For recipe insert four quarters in slot
For reply: Send a self abused stomped Antelope
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program
For evidence of what ongoing drug abuse can do, look at Spinal Tap
For once, he and I agree on something. Lt. Riker
For the first time, I feel very much...alone. - Delenn
For kinky sex, dial 1-976-TDEX  (3 bars GPL, sheep not included)
For entertainment purposes only
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!  Khan
For once I'm at a loss for words.  Mark down the date!
For the last time, don't exaggerate!
For it is the doom of men that they forget
For my first trick-- The Mask
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. <kick>
For loneliness and solitaire/Are death to every soul. Koresh
For how much longer can I howl into this wind?
For next tagline, please deposit four quarters- [_____]
For a reply send a self-abused stomped antelope to:
For the form you got last week is obsolete
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2D00003 Date: 02/08/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 08:25am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

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For best results, remove drive A and reboot!
For next message hold ALT and CTL and "." on number pad
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to
For some reason Jenny didn't want to ever go home. Forrest Gump
For people who like peace and quiet - a phoneless cord
For every action there is an equal and opposite critcism
For me, wrtiing something down was the only road out.<Tyler>
For some reason, this .signature reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz
For me, actors are just more sophisticated rubber puppets-J.Cameron
For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm & fuzzy inside
For depressing phone sex call 1-900-ALFALFA! -- Crow T. Robot
For a hill men would kill, why? I do not know
For a tear is an intellectual thing... -- Blake
For every bell shaped curve there are two extremes
For the land of the free and the home of the brave
For instance, I have this filed under 'H' for 'Toy'.- Real Genius
For a good time, type rm -rf ~
For stress: Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram
For one brief shining moment
For so long I've prayed for this. Now I'm sorry. - Isak
For peace and quiet, get a phoneless cord
For goodness sake, let's not confuse ourselves with the facts
For a limited time only!
For a transcript of this message send $5 to _________
For a good time, call Ron on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN
For if God is with us, who can be against us?
For next message hold ALT and CTRL and "." on number pad
For a good time, tune your radio to 5.00 megahertz
For sale: wheelchair, hospital bed, and a motorcycle
For now we live, if ye stand fast in the Lord. (1 The 3:8)
For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
For the Son of Man is Lord of the Sabbath. -Matt 12:8
For maximum attention just make a mistake
For my Ray-tracing, I use my Cray(ons)
For a while, it was touch and go!--HoloDoc
For best results, place this line at bottom of message
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing -Zep
For me EVERY day is one of those days
For readable type, Select [Shw ll chrctrs]
For fifteen minutes, then ask why. Stop looking at my tagline...QUIT
For sale:Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers
For a mountain, I am very young. For a womman - I am just right
For a good time call Uhura, 1-800-TOS-TREK
For a secret directory of "REDHEADS WHO PARTY"  Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del>
For a transcript of this show just write real fast
For stress: Write a short story, using alphabet soup
For carnival we put masks over our masks
For every inch that is not a fool is rogue. - Dryden
For now, let us PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
For every exception there is a rule
For a moment I thought I had entered an alternate universe --Vir
For love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course
For everything, ask `what is it, in itself.' -- Hannibal Lector
For sale: Toilet-seat; barely used
For the last time - stop it! - I knew you'd weaken!
For in Him we live, and move, and have our being. - Acts 17:28
For some life is a journey...for me it's individual trips
For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country
For head colds: use an agoniser to spray the nose until it drops in your 
throat
For stress: Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg
For success today, look first to yourself
For sale: 1 ceramic cow skull - actual size, very real looking $15
For a real sponge cake, borrow all your ingredients
For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube
For every action, there's a = govt. agency
For a good time, ring 1194
For the Lord seeth not as a man seeth. - 1 Samuel 16:7
For once set the record straight time does heal all wounds
For the greater glory of God
For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes
For something you really want, the price is always high
For setting fire to bridges, boats and other dreary worlds
For sincere personal advice, page your susop at 3 A.M
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process
For the female of the species is much deadlier than the male
For that, you don't get a clever tagline. Well, maybe
For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight. - Beatles
For days, we lived on nothing but food and water
For a moment, I thought I'd forgotten how to form ears.--Odo
For god your soul, for me your flesh
For nothing now can come to any good. -- Auden
For an idea to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always 
old-fashioned
For some reason, redheads seem like an illusion
For the moment, this baby's working -- O'Brien
For rent:Storage area on DS9, slightly used, very messy. See Quark
For that rundown feeling - jaywalk
For the gentleman, a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred - Major Amas
For heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light-years away, you know
For stress: Make a list of things to do that you've already done
For birds of God were meant to pair/The two to complete the whole. Koresh
For stress: Find out what a frof in a blender really looks like
For the benefit of Mr. Kite there will be a show tonight on trampoline
For fools rush in where angels fear the tread. -- Pope
For a programmer, any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god
For the first time your mind is quite enough to hear me. - Dream Kosh
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance
For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace
For a good time, call 1-800-GET-PINK, and ask for R-20
For an IQ test, call 1-900-IM-STUPID ...  only $1,000 per minute
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