--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Flashlight: A case in which to carry dead batteries Florida irony: Mildew growing on the outside of your Clorox bottle Fixation - a gas station that still repairs cars Flirt with me like that again & I'll follow you anywhere Five days is not too long to wait for a gun -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F20 Flotion: tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves Float like a dactyl, sting like a rex Flowers. Is there a John Luck Pickerd here? Florida: For when you're feeling rundown Floor: The place where clothes are found Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton governmental stategy Flowers! Is there a John Luck Pickerd here? - Q Flame test positive. More moderation needed to arrive at balance Flint - Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing Flame t' Live, Live t' Flame Flame On: something moderators will ban you for doing Flung any good witches lately? Flamiel! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner Flashes in the pan: Pet Rock, Mort Downey Jr, Rush Limbaugh Flushing N.Y., what an EXCELLENT idea! Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickerd? - Q Floyd, I'm worried about the Beaver. - Dot Florist: A petal pusher Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickird? - Q Fix it? I can't figure out how to open it! Fluoridate martinis: No holes in your liver or teeth Floundering and Flat, too Flame, death. Babylon will fall, this place will be destroyed! - Ladira Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation Flame OUT!!! - Iceman Float like a Romulan, sting like a Photon-T - Mohammad of B Florida is the only state to outlaw bungee jumping Flies spread disease--keep yours zipped Flash: Dan Quayle's Parents to be Indicted for Raising Dope! Floppy disk error - formatting hard disk instead Fluffing the blankets after farting is not necessary! Flaming nuclear death to say you're dealing with me Flame Topped Lovelies; beware the Ire of the Wild Irish Rose! Flush Twice ... it's a Long way to Washington! Flash! Tom Chorlton arrested for molesting wombats! Flames nil: Flat on her back, Kira cursed, "I'll never learn to skateboard!" Flatery is like gum - enjoy the flavour, but don't swallow it Flash Gordon, quarterback, New York Jets! --Flash Gordon Five minutes ago, this moment was in the future! Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers Fly by night away from here, Change my life again - Rush Florida is for the birds!!!! Flush Rush? Impossible! Liberals have the drains clogged! Flick, flick, *LICK* flick, flick......More? Floppy discs too floppy Flush twice.. It's a long way to the replicator Flashlight, n. Device for storing dead batteries Flintstone's Chewables; New? Does Jurassic Park has an ADULT area 4 Flies and summer go together, like a horse and stable Flowers are for the soul Flashlight, n. Container for storing dead batteries Flintstone's Chewables; New? Nah, Bam-Bam ate Pebbles, don'tcha know?! Flash! Magi caught smuggling at border. Film at eleven Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive instead Flash! Fotomat burns to ground. No film at 11 Flames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue Florida: Our only ice is in our drinks! Flop drop at ten. Pass it on - Crow as horse Flirting with disaster morning after killing me again Flanacles: Theft-preventing chains attached to all banks pens Fly low and slow, and throttle back in the turns Flee temptation, but leave a forwarding address! Florida, the only state named for a weed: Florida Pusley Florida: The rules are different here Flesh is warm with naked feet- stabbing throns and you become me Flies are existentialist. Even after they die, we remember them Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. --Bart Simpson Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking Flowers are like the pleasures of the world. - Shakespeare Flair - 11 times the Man. V&T BBS - 14 times the BBS! Floridium: Natrium lover Flux the rules! Flossa Nostra: A mob of dentists who instruct you to floss or else Flamers to the left, flamees to the right, moderator right in between Flip on the telly. Wrestle with Jimmie. - Weezer Flashlight (n.) a tin can for carrying dead batteries Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General! Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs Flashlight: A tin can for transporting dead batteries Flat cats are good for filling potholes Flint on being a pilot - Guess you could say it's in my blood Fix that `whoop whoop' noise -- Crow T. Robot Flim flam? * Worf Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment Flowers! Is there a John Luke Pickerd here? - Q Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret! Flame on! -- Janet The Torch Reno Floating away with the rest of the garbage Fixed-up Old Rusty Dodge Flint on being a pilot - "It's like an addiction, isn't it?" Florida: The police state Fixed in the next release Floggings will continue until modems improve! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2B00005 Date: 02/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:58am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Food for Thought: Would Steven Segal make a good Klingon For God so loved the world... Pass it on Follow him. - Picard Foo with me all you want, don't foo with my money For a Holyman, you sure have a knack for pissing people off.-Mulder For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, @FN@! - Brad Majors Fools rush in where fools have been before Focus On the Family; "McCulture" at its very best! For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain For Sale: Chernobyl used MACs For a Breath, I Tarry For Customer Support, dial 1-800-HAHAHAHA For a Tar(heel) free North Carolina! Go Wolf Pack Foolish evil doer, good must triumph over evil even in fiction! -EWJim Fooled you!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Focus on the meaning in life, not the meaning of lif Fools rush in... and listen to Rush Limbaugh! For Money and Power, I am Greedy Soldier Sailor Nabiki! Footprints in the sands of time are never made by sitting down Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. Fools rush in where wise men fear to post. Pay attention,Geco! For Divine Intervention, call LawSuits 'R Us! Focus? When's the Picture? Focus please! -- Tom Servo Flying forever...work....you must be kidding Foghorn Borg:Resistance, I say, resistance is futile, boy For a god you should live fully and busily Follow me or you're all cocktail wienies! - Tom For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159! For Sale Encyclopedia Britannica never used Wife knows all Folks in the land of Nod drank Pernod non-alcoholic liquor For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near San Francisco - Needs Work Food for thought? No thanks, I'm on a diet Football: Violence with committee meetings Folks, they wanna have Taglines! For Asha - From The Dead Letter Department Fly me to the Moon and let me play among the stars For Special Agent Cooper IS the Kwisatz Haderach! For Halloween I'm going as a tagline. How do you like my costume? Food: Not just a good idea, an investment in your future Fools rush in, yeah, but how many angels are famous? For Sale - Three canaries of undetermined sex For G-d's sake, keep a grip on yourself @FN@ Food, dabo, drinks, money, hand my give For Sale! One used sysop with RSI and a headache! Foot: Device for finding furniture in the dark Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill. Landing is the first For Sale: Used taglines, 8 bits ea. call 555-FUNY Foolproof systems ignore the ingenuity of fools For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me. Pooh For Sale: Long Range Barney Assault Rifles Follow the security guard home and burn *HIS* place down. -D.D. on Follow me #AN#, the tagline vault is this way Fools to the left of me,feeders to the right; I need a REAL job! Londo Font creators do it with style Fools rush in where wise men fear to post Food fit for a King, here King, here boy Flying/landing on one engine Folks just want to have Taglines; They just wanna have Taglines For G-d's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!! For New Year, give dyslexic farmers a Letts pocket dairy For Sale: Used Iraqi Rifles, Never fired, Dropped once Fook Stingerrrs Follow that motor scooter...bike...thing! - Filbert, Rocko's World Fool me 1 shame on you, twice me, 3times you're a woman For Sale: recipe: low miles, garage kept, no rust. Needs tune up For God's sake, get off her! She's dead, Jim! For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace Follow me @N@, the tagline vault is this way Follow the customs or flee the country - Zulu Land Follow the Yellow Pricked Toad Fools make strange bed-fellows! Flying: Verb - The art of hurling yourself at the ground and missing!! Folders? We don't need no stinking folders! Follow me @TO, the tagline vault is this way Focus on the desk and just let the rest happen. -- Crow For Sale: Tribbles. Contact H. Mudd at 17:01/A Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals Football broadcasters do it eight months a year Fools admire, but men of sense approve Foot wash: Start at the top and work down. You do like girls, Ryker? Follow the gourd! Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men. (Matt 4:19) For $100 send your name tooNO CARRIER Food Groops: Meats, Vegatables, Grains and CHOCOLATE! For Sale: Parachute, used once, never opened...has a small stain!! Folks who have no vices have few virtues For Sale: Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover Following Jesus costs more than anything - except not following Him Food goes in here! It sure does! - Little Homer and Big Homer For a Holy Man, you have real knack for pissing people off. -- Mulder For _once_ we're lucky we're working with a Cardassian computer! Foolproof?!? *HAH!* Fools are too ingenious For a funny quote, call back late For Higher Access, press ALT-H at the main menu Flying high, high, I'm a bird in the sky. -- ABBA, Eagle, 1977 Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me Flying: the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing For Clinton, originality is the art of concealing your source Follow the herd, you will eventually end up in the slaughter house [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2B00006 Date: 02/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:59am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] For Extra Credit: Define universe, give three examples Folly is wisdom spun too fine Flying, The thing next to heaven For God's sake, Janet, keep a grip on yourself! - Brad Majors Folks from Seattle don"t tan ... they rust ! For I'm a jolly good recipe, for I'm a jolly good recipe Food, Folks and Fun {and food poisoning!} Follow me, the tagline vault is this way For Clinton - Type Format C Against - Hit Enter Focault was a real swinger Foolproof operation. [Translation All parameters are hard coded] For PROOF of Government censorship, call 1-800-###-#### For Mrs. Emma Hamilton..a Scotsman on a horse Food goes in here! - Homer J. Simpson Follow the wise few rather than the vulgar many Foo For God sakes, man, GET OFF! She's DEAD, Jim! Follow my advice -- If it fails, blame yourself For _real_ sponge cake, borrow all the ingredients Food for Thought Builds Better Brains For Italians, love is almost never a longdrink, more often an expresso For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never used - dropped once For Confucius Tags, see my post to Cal Webster For Sale: Positronic Brain - Found near S.F. - Needs Work Flying is simply. You throw yourself at the ground and miss Fool For Your Loving -- Whitesnake Food, glorious food... Hot sausage and mustard - Oliver Flying, the 2nd greatest thrill. Landing is first For Sale: One set of encyclopedias -- wife already knows everything For a good knight call Lancelot (1-800-CAMELOT) Food limit 55 calories Fong Farr: Vulcan sex with a Chinese guy Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. --Scotti Fobia: Fear of misspelled words For God's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!! Folks - they juust wanna have taglines! Follow your bliss Fools have a way of bringing down enterprises.--Tom Chorlton For a good laugh watch Joycelyn Elders try to make a speech Fools and computers, what a comdo Food allright? Try the wine Fon Parr: Sex between dyslexic Vulcans Flying on the wings of the wind For REAL sponge cake. BORROW the ingredients For Rent: 6 room hated apartment Following is a funny tagline if it does not get cut off: Sex is lik Football players do it by getting four tries to penetrate deeper Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. - Walt Kelly For Sale...Used Electrons...Good Voltage...Will Modem For Free For TAGLINE insert four quarters in slot Foot Coverings: Susan Socks Follow liberals-hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong Fokker? I hardly know her! For Grid, for Goofy, and Saint Walt! Football players DO IT in the end zone For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself. (Robert Louis Stevenson) Flying saucer: what follows a flying coffee cup during an argument For Genevieve... Kurn, Kurn, Kurn For $100 send your name and address to'..1NO CARRIER Food for Thought: Does Data's software run Windows apps? For God's sake get the #@!! off.... she's dead, Jim! Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do Fool! I am not self-referential Football players have odd shaped balls Food - a moment on the lips; a lifetime on the hips Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand. Mine. Give! -- Quark Foghorn Leghorn of Borg: PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M ASSIMILATING YOU, BOY! Fondle any key to continue!!! Fondly dedicated to Book-Burner B*rry M*cha Food for Thought: Do Guinan's hats have warp capability? Fly me, I'm your friendly Portuguese airline. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Scott Flying into a pair of one-legged pair of relaxed-fit pants is easy For a crime this outrageous we sentance you to two weeks of Barney Flyers do it in the air Football center: [n] one who makes snap decisions Football is for men: Baseball is for intelligent men Flying high, in the blue...Free to do, number two! -Crow Follow me to the Current Middle Ages For Sale: Galaxy Class Starship, one owner. Contact Quark For 3 days after death hair & fingernails grow, phone calls taper off Foolish mortal, Trix are for the gods For 20 dollars, I'll give you a good fortune next time For Matt, See Colon For a clean slate type "format c:"[RETURN] Flying saucers use antigravity to stay up, said Tom knowingly Focus on the Couple, on the Issue, for _both_ sexes Follow that allergy! - The Tick Fly your Flag upside down, show the world you know the truth For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain Football players DO IT after they are blitzed Flying tribble: -*- Fog: the air apparent Flymo to the Moon * * Flying can be a harsh mistress! Following in his grandfadder's footschtepps! stomp For IQ-Test, press CTRL+ALT+DEL For Sale - Parachute, Only Used once, Never Opened, Small Stain For God so loved the world that He did not send a committee!! Food fight in main lounge [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2B00007 Date: 02/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Foghorn of Borg--Resistance, I say, resistance is futile! For Sale: Dehydrated H For Sale: One slightly bloodstained FORD BRONCO: $1,000,000 For THIS I bought a computer? Foods aren't good or bad. Eating habits are Fools and their money become popular quickly For a free lobotomy, make a pass at Kira Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. R. W. Emerson Fooled you! Follow me - into the dale under there For My yoke is easy and My burden is light. -Matt 11:30 Follow your dream...don't settle for less. Fobia (n.): Fear of misspelling any word Fools to the left of me, feederst ot the right. I need a real job Fooling around with Mother Nature is an earthy experience For God's sake, don't let them make any more progress! Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain. - The Beatles For The Taste Of Your Life - Coca-Cola. Here and Now. - 1974 Food Groups: Meats, Vegetables, Grains and CHOCOLATE! Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools Follow earlier advice: Check parent file Fools wander, Wise men travel Flying cow kits aren't what they used to be ( hey diddle diddle ) Fooling no one Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill. Landing is the 1st !! Fonzie, Ace of Spies - Mike Fold, spindle and mutilate, see if I give a damn Follow me or you're all cocktail wienies! -- Tom Servo For God's sake! Strap yourself down! Footprints in the sand of time are not made by sitting down Foolish man's heart directs him toward the left. [Ecclesiastes 10:2] For Sale: Parachute, used once, never opened...has small stain Flying Wiggler and Eggo-Dil are rid of the evil magic! Focus on the desk & just let the rest happen - Crow T. Robot For I'm a jolly good tagline, for I'm a jolly good tagline For ALL have sinned & fall short of Glory of God(Rom3:23) For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me Fools belittle that which they do not understand. Cynics belittle everything Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling Follow the gourd! NO, the SHOE, follow the shoe! - Monty Python Food, glorious food!! -- Oliver Twist, The musical, OLIVER! Fnord -- I'm not a doctor, but I watch them on tv Football players do it in a huddle For His Honour and His Glory! Foolish is your hope in God Follow me Herb, the tagline vault is this way Fly monkies! Fly! - Dr. Forrester to Frank For Sale. VCR. Like New. Never Figured Out Follow the ion trail, Mr. Paris, slowly. Janeway Follow me, I'm lost and aware of it! Fool-proof implies a finite number of fools Follow the yellow brick tao Followed by the explosive harpoon Flying through the realms of cyberspace on a digital carpet For a good night's sleep while you wait..& wait Flying Saucer lands on White House. Aliens Demand to speak with Barbar For 24 hour online help: Jesus@Heaven.God Footprints in the sands of time are made by workboots Food for Thought: Does Guinan's hat's have warp capability? Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards Flying is the second greatest experience known to man. Landing is the first Follow the yellow brick road! Fools build houses. Wise Ferengi buy them For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within Football players use condoms to prevent Athletes Fetus Fools have Dogs for companions! For God sake's get off...She's Dead Jim! For Sale: Cocker Spaniel. Eats anything, fond of small children For a big surprise, try pressing ALT+H right now Fool! Fool! Nothing you can do! Football players do it by getting three tries to penetrate deeper Folks thought him an expert, until a real one showed up For [Jesus] taught them as one having authority For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes Folks. . .on the right side of the plane you'll see Chicago! For God so Loved _______... (insert your Name) Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing Fools are certain, but wise men hesitate Food Lion: Meat so fresh the expiration date isn't dry! Folds, thrusts, and overturned beds are all common in zones of orogeny Following are a couple of taglines about moderators Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar Follow me Prof, the tagline vault is this way Focus on making things better, not bigger Foolish fears drive away good fortune Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing! Foolproof operation: All parameters are hard coded For a Free bud, Do you use Windows? - Yes, I do Follow the Yellow Brick Road....Follow the Yellow Sick Broad...Follow t Fly-screens in submarines For God so loved the world... -John 3:16 Fools rush in -- and get the best seats Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps Food! Dabo! Drinks! Money! Hand. Mine. GIVE! For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients Flying is PLANE fun Fnord Follow thy loading instructions lest thy breach rise up and smite thee For Sale: Warp engine, Competition Cam, w/Holley dble pump [End Tags]