--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00006 Date: 02/04/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 06:38pm \/To: GREG KURTH (Read 2 times) Subj: POLITICAL TAGS JO> include Gun Rights, All Rights, Freedom, Weapons, NWO, ATF-FBI, JO> Clinton, Gays, Political Correctness, Animal Rights, plus gems JO> from PJ O'Rourke, Ned Nugent, and Rush Limbaugh. Example: PJ JO> O'Rourks GK> How about posting the Ted Nugent tags here? Ah, a Nugent fan too? Alright! I'd be glad to. ***Nugent on Animal Rights*** ALL life is sustained by the life of other animals. - Ted Nugent I fully endorse your[PETA] First Amendment right... - Ted Nugent If you choose to eat tree bark, that's fine...- Ted Nugent to PETA rep food to billions of people, it's life sustenance. - Ted Nugent on meat 50% of Amer. terrorism is attributed to the Animal Rights Movement.FBI You are a member of a very militant segment of society[PETA]. - Nugent "Don't eat your friends." - PETA rhetoric from Crispy Carrot [Nugent] Animal research has INDEED prolonged life. - Ted Nugent research is not going to save a life.-ARA rep * It already HAS.-NUGENT Are you familiar with a guy named Jesus Christ who fed people fish?TED It's not about amusement, it's about dinner. - Ted Nugent on hunting Just living off rabbit food..I think that it's unatural. - Ted Nugent If we went up a mountian together I would leave you in your veggie dust. There is no fat or cholesterol in venison... - Ted Nugent on nutrition by eating flesh you[PETA] somehow think we are less of a person. - Ted You people are sick. You are hypocrites. - Ted Nugent to PETA rep You[PETA] saved all these minks_they were all dead in 24 hours!-Ted N. You [PETA] are using death where you think it's convenient. - Nugent Kiss my ass/Janet Reno/The IRS/The United Nations/Sarah Brady  Nugent You cannot have more respect for an animal than when you cultivate it. Actually, hunters' penises are made of tofu...-Ted Nugent on Pol. Inc. God has never created a defenseless animal. - Ted Nugent Gun control is the ability to put two bullets in one hole.-Ted Nugent "I shoot back"... - Ted Nugent In "Ted's World" the bad guy gets killed. - Ted Nugent It's legal,it's proper..Which part don't you get? - Nugent on Hunting ***Rock and Roll by Ted*** SECURITY: TED [found on the album cover of Ted Nugent's Damn Yankees] A lean, mean rock and roll machine/He knows what he is after  Nugent A LEAN MEAN ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE!!  TED NUGENT   Be loud & proud/Got to make your stand/Avoid the crowd  Ted Nugent  comin down the street/jackboots steppin' high  Ted Nugent  get ready, ready, ready/stormtroppers coming  Ted Nugent  Got to make your stand /Avoid the crowd  Ted Nugent  He never worried about the right thing to say...  Ted Nugent  He's still around cause he stuck to his guns...  Ted Nugent  I don't care that you think that I'm crazy...  Ted Nugent  I don't care that you think that I'm mad...  Ted Nugent  Identify your opponents & gather all your good friends around  Nugent I'm livin' in the woods/feelin' mighty good.  Ted Nugent  I'm no fool/So where do you draw the line?  Ted Nugent  I shoot back sho' nuff bad/I shoot back shoot 'em up  Ted Nugent  It isn't fit for no beast nor this man/No Man's Land...  Ted Nugent keep a gun in your hand...he isn't gone...  Ted Nugent  Look at me, what do ya see/A man on the run, a loaded gun  Ted Nugent Loving you feels good/Leaving hurts so bad...  Ted Nugent  my brain is on the border/this is just what the doctor ordered  Ted N My love is like a tire iron/My love is like a tire iron  Ted Nugent  my sabre never cuts you/you have a magic charm  Ted Nugent  Reward the truth and punish the liars...  Ted Nugent  Stormtroopers comin' and you better be prepared...  Ted Nugent  Time for you to shoot back/'Cause it's my life and I'm in charge  Ted they're lookin in your window/listenin' to your phone... Ted Nugent  theres no second choice/wheres the justice/wheres the law  Ted Nugent wheres the justice/wheres the law/wheres your healthy voice  T Nugent when man stood strong/Right was right and wrong was wrong  Ted Nugent You see me comin' round with a knife in my mouth...  Ted Nugent  You're killin' you and nobody else...You're paralyzed  Ted Nugent  "We could wack 'em, and we could stack 'em." -Ted Nugent ... Time to lock and load/Time to get control..And start again  Bob Seger ___ Blue Wave/QWK--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00007 Date: 02/04/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 06:51pm \/To: ART KOPP (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Wanted Taglines AK> Does anyone have any good Outdoors type tags? ie: AK> hunting,archery Being a hunter myself, I have a few. Hope there are some you can use. A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work! A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better. A hungry grizzly doesn't give a rat's behind about YOUR animal rights. A hungry grizzly doesn't give a rat's a$$ about YOUR animal rights. A moose by any other name is still a big 'ol hairy deer-looking thing. Adapt or Die. The real Law of Nature. At the half: Bears 56 - Tourists 0. Beer nuts are $1.29...but Deer nuts are under a buck. Beartraps are provided for the convenience of our patrons! Beware of bow-hunters...You might get the SHAFT! Big fish eat little fish. Prepare to die. Bonsai - the way of the shrub. Bambi - the way of venison. Bother, said Pooh as he shot Bambi's mother again. Buckweiser: the king of deer. Capture by design, kill by necessity. - Hunter's Creed {{{ ۲ Caution! Moose crossing tagline ʼ Caution! }}} Caveman's Motto: He who hesitates is lunch. Caviar Emptor: Let the Fish Beware! Celebrate Fish Amnesty Day Sept. 20th by going on a nice FISHING trip! Cheetah and a skunk - now THERE's a problem you can't run away from. Cherchez la fawn: Look for Bambi. Cogito ergo bi-valve: I think, therefore I clam... Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead! Doth the ursinoid excrete in the sylvan glades? Eat an animal rights activist, and save a trapper's job. Go ahead, throw paint on my fur coat...and I'll be wearing YOUR hide! "Hey! Doesn't the morality of hunting wild hunters ever disturb you?" Homer: "D'oh!" Lisa: "A deer!" Marge: "A female deer!" How do they get the deer to cross right at the sign? Human: The only animal who can be skinned more than once. Hunters DO IT in the bush. Hunters DO IT with a bang. Hunters do anything for a buck. Hunters do it with big guns. I never shoot AT anything ... I simply don't miss. It passes the duck test. I say we shoot it! Kill two birds with one stone? What happend to shotguns?! Life is anything that dies when you shoot it! Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions. "Sure", she replied. "I'm game!" So they shot her! (end) That which doesn't kill us is below us on the food chain. The family that shoots together -- shouldn't be messed with! We're not hunting ducks... we're hunting tyrants. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to live! HUNTERS eat what they shoot. Hunters go deeper into the bush. I hunt flies with a sledge hammer....and get I 'em!!!! I hunt with nuclear warheads...Ya kill AND cook with the SAME shot!!! I like animals....I eat them and wear their skins !!!! "I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em." I was seduced by the DARK SIDE OF THE FUR! - Lynx Skywalker If fish is Brain Food, why do they still get caught??? If you do not hunt/You do not eat... -  Todd Rundgren  "I'm a lion hunter," said Tom pridefully. I'm busy making road kill the state animal. I'm on the hunt, I'm after you. 'Cause I'm hungry like the wolf! Involuntary aerobics: wear bunny slippers near hunting dog. "It was an alien snipe hunt. Go figure." - Tom Servo It's legal,it's proper..Which part don't you get? -T.Nugent on Hunting "Klingons do not hunt because they need food." - Worf Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs. Lions and Tigers and Bears? We're LUNCH! Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose. Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never get between the hunter and the prey. You might be dinner! NEW! From Ralston-Purina! It's Camper Flavored Bear Chow! No matter where we hunt, we all howl at the same moon. Nuke the Whales! - US Fission Wildlife Service Okay kids, come and get your Bambiburgers...hey, quit your whining! Practice safe eating. Kill the animal first. Pro-Choice: I choose to hunt, trap, fish, eat meat and wear fur! QWacK! QWacK! [BLAM] "Boy, I sure do love Duck Season!!!" Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting Spotted Owls... Save the Tiger! Stuff him and put him in the corner by the eagles... Some days you bite the bear, some days the bear bites you... Stock up on reindeer meat now. Place a few bear traps on your roof. To catch rabbits, hide behind a bush and do carrot calls. Vegetarian: Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". We can save the seals if we all club together. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear. What do you say we guys go down to the beach and shoot some clams? What IS the sound of a bear sh*tting in the woods? Don't shoot til you're sure you're not on the same side! "Double tap" has nothing to do with draft beer or dancing. Hunt WITH your kids, not for them. HUNTERS do it with a bang. HUNTERS eat what they shoot. ... She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a g--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00008 Date: 02/05/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:31am \/To: GREG EASTHOM (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: HELP! I've not a clue. -=> Quoting Greg Easthom to Jeff Johns <=- GE> ... There's no point in being grownup if you can't act childish GE> sometimes. I bet you my entire file of related taglines that you don't know where theabove tagline originated. Paul ... Tribble => * Tribble with a Mohawk => !SEEN-BY: 639/104 690/682 --- * Origin: - Unknown - Added by Mail Manager (3:690/682.0@fidonet) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00009 Date: 02/05/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:32am \/To: OLIVIER COLLARD (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: sexwar.txt -=> Quoting Olivier Collard to All <=- OC> Salut All, OC> == Begin [sexwar.txt] ==== . . . OC> == End [sexwar.txt] ==== You're missing one, but then it was only created recently. ... "Sex is, was and will always be a blood sport." - Germaine Greer Paul Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. I already know I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid enough? I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies. If everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. Paranoid - someone who has all the facts. Paranoid? Me? Who wants to know? The Illuminati aren't out to get you. What was your name again? To find out about paranoids, follow them around ... Watch out! The paranoids are out to take over the world! --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud!(3 Nodes) (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00010 Date: 02/05/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 05:25pm \/To: GOTTFRIED GIDALY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Taglines -=> Quoting Gottfried Gidaly to All <=- GG> F2 7E 2A DB 2E E2 C0 AD 6D 56 02 49 5D C1 B2 E8 And what is that supposed to mean, hmmm? Paul ... C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud!(3 Nodes) (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00011 Date: 02/05/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 05:27pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tags for Request -=> Quoting Ricky Foltz to All <=- RF> Here are my Tagline Files for anyone who wants 'em... just ask. Okay, I would like RF> bart tag 6,279 Bart's Blackboard RF> borg tag 32,040 The Borg RF> daffydef tag 10,331 Daffy Definitions RF> oxymoron tag 50,529 Oxymorons RF> shake tag 13,675 Shakespeare RF> tribble tag 75,979 Ack! Tribbles ******** RF> xmas tag 39,132 'Tis the Season... In exchange, I offer your choice of the following: B5 TAG 2864 Babylon 5 BBS TAG 4520 BBS/modem/Fidonet (includes mod and sysop taglines) BORG TAG 5206 The Borg CALVIN TAG 7540 Calvin and Hobbes COMPUTER TAG 10041 Computers DEFAULT TAG 37848 Miscellaneous DOCWHO TAG 5628 Doctor Who FANTA TAG 2979 Fantasy HEADLINE TAG 2730 Headlines JOKE TAG 4651 Jokes PARANOID TAG 2114 Paranoid statements POOH TAG 2744 "Bother," said Pooh PTERRY TAG 2628 Terry Pratchett QUOTE TAG 7621 Quotes SF TAG 4355 Science Fiction SPIRIT TAG 6565 Spiritual/Inspirational STARWARS TAG 2189 Star Wars TAG TAG 5107 Taglines TREK TAG 7667 Star Trek TRIB TAG 2846 Tribbles UFO TAG 3901 UFOs and aliens WINDOWS TAG 3544 Windows(tm) Paul ... "Ricky," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud!(3 Nodes) (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00012 Date: 02/06/98 From: JOHN GRAY Time: 06:41am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Processor Hi Simon SA>JOOI - have you tried Tag-O-Matic on that file? Here on a SA>DX4-100 I did a 100-meg file (sort/de-dupe) in around 5 SA>minutes. (Exact sort, not fuzzy) If you mean TSORT rather than Tag-O-Matic, the answer is Yes, and it is very slightly faster than QSORT 4.03, which has almost the same parameters description. Of course the sort is much the smaller of the tasks, since the deduplication is the more difficult process. John ... Vote for Al Gore -- a safe pair of trousers. * SLMR 2.1a * --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: Dee-Kays BBS, N.Wales 24Hrs +44(0)1978 752232 (2:442/103) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2B00000 Date: 02/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:27am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Fly High, Fly Fast, and When in Doubt, DON'T! Flaming delayed is flaming denied Flip Over Read Directions Flight 666 now boarding at gate 13 Flamiel! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Five hundred point deduction for hitting Morn with the darts! Florida: God's waiting room - Glenn le Grice Flash! Kodak monopolizes convenience store! Film at 7-11 Flintstone's Chewables:New? Nah, why'dya think they called it BedRock? Flamethrower not included Flashback? Must be that new attachment to an M-16 Float: What SEL pilots hope they do on overwater flights Flat Mars Society Fix America First! Flatulence Anonymous : 1-800-Gas-Mask Florence of Arabia - feminist camelmanship Flirtation - attention without intention Flagg stood, hands on his hips, and roared laughter up at the moon Floyd the Barber cuts his hair, F!, F! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Mohammed Ali Florida! Don't leave home without it Flee this seething cauldron of angst -Mike Florida! Number One in importing illegal drugs! Florida: when we say, "DUCK!", we don't mean Donald Flip it on and flip the others off Florida: It's tourist season! Flashlight: a tin can for carrying dead batteries Florida...Our sights will leave you breathless Florida: A law prohibits rolling a barrel down the street Flux capacitor + DeLorian = ? Florida: If you don't like the weather here, wait a minute Flap: A bad thing to do on the radio Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. - Robert Firth Flies spread disease--keep yours zipped. -Unknown Florist are just petal pushers Florida: Come on vacation, return on probation Fly by night, away from here. Change my life again Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pikkerd? --Q Flames shoot out from the oven. Yes, dinner is done Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here? - Q Five fish! I'll be rich! * Cat Flirt with a smile. Service with a smirk! Flaky Flattering child you shall know me, see why in shadow I hide Five year olds? That sounds really sweet... -- TV's Frank Flee at once, all is discovered Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don't swallow it Flashlight: A place to keep dead batteries Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickard? - Q Five card stud, nothing's wild... and the sky's the limit. - Picard Flames welcome, but I've got my asbestos suit on! Flood evidence? Let me guessYou've been watching CBS again Flash Gordon may save the universe, but only Jesus will save a soul Floppy disk: Serious curvature of the spine Flamethrowers are an 'outside' toy Flashlight: Device used to store dead batteries Fixed-wing aircraft?? I didn't know it was broken!! Flash: Rush Limbaugh actually likes animals! Flanders of Borg...Hideho, it's time to assimilate neighb Flash!! Judge Gives Drunk Six Months in Violin Case Flames expire in dead subs Five out of four people are schizophrenic Flowers: A gift bought by a friend who ate the chocolate Flies cause disease. Keep yours closed! Flaherty will get you nowhere Flashlight(n) flash'lit: Container for transporting dead batteries Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers in a sta Floyd County, Va.: We've never heard of you, either Flotion: The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime one moves Five minutes with her & I'd open fire on the crowd - Crow Five days to get to and from the cargo decks? - Rimmer Floridas Spacecoast: Surf, Sun, Babes and FUN!! Flashlight: Dead battery storage device Flow Morphia slow .... -- Riff Raff Floppy not responding, Formatting Hard Drive instead Flight: the ability to throw yourself at the ground and miss Flatcat Enterprises-Got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see Flatulence will blow you away Flash! Dr. M'Benga arrested for making an obscene clone fall! Flower Children!- Go PLUCK yourselves Five years from now will they be having a Soviet Re-Union? Flashlight: a case for storing dead batteries Flee temptation and don't leave a forwarding address Flattery-The art of telling someone exactly what he thinks of himself Flagging and Communications, DMVR/SCCA Flowers will buy you two weeks. - Bashir Five operatives were killed yesterday? Odo Flatulence is best served in a crowded room Fkdjiwoj f fjlaiijef Get that cat off my keyboard! Floating Pointers; When in water, do they REALLY float? Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can - Mark Twain Flameil! Flown all the way from New Mexico to New Mexico... -- Mike Nelson Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion? Flat Earth Society is now taking donations for a communication satelli Flies carry disease: Keep yours zipped! Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale.- Adlai Stevenson Fl singles version of reach out and touch someone.... Florida...After you've visited here, there's no place else to go! Fleeing the Borg Tyranny, the Federation Starship...wait a minute.. [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)