--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00002 Date: 02/05/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:43pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] First time on earth, eh? Or are you "born again?" Fire roast frost open jack an on...nipnuts...hey! more eggnog! Fire at will, Mr. Worf. [Riker immediately ducks.] First computer owners: Adam & Eve. Eve had an Apple. Adam had a First rule of manhood: NEVER ask for directions Fire that's closest kept burns most of all. - Shakespeare First ring Judiciary 2nd Legislative that's Congress 3rd ring: Executive Fisherman Lost at Sea: Found Floundering Around First say what you would be; then do what you must do First ya put your tagline in and you shake it all about Fire in the hold! -- Tom Servo Fisherman's excuse: Fish didn't bite Fire at will NO WORF! Not Commander Riker! Five bucks... same as in Spacedock! I GET IT! HAHAHA! -Data (ST:G) Fire is cool First Hillary, then Gennifer, and now us Firemen do it wearing rubber First a cup of tea -- then we set off for adventure First study the enemy. Seek weakness. Romulan-Balance of Terror First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers! First cross river, *then* insult alligator Fire, burn; and, caldron, bubble - MacBeth Fish and Tempura vegetables are being BATTERED! Finland is so cliquey - Crow lisps First, a few words about tools Fire At Will ... Which One Is Will? Fire protection: that's asbestos it gets First we get good, then we get fast Firearms are for hunting... tyrants Fiske: BLACK hole for WHITEwater evidence Fire? Fire?!? What do you expect to accomplish? - Recoil Fire Congress! Let's hire Juan Valdez Fire In The Hole Firefighters find 'em HOT and leave 'em WET First rule of fighting. Don't get hit Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number On\SLMR\TAGLIN First aid kit - A cat that works for the Red Cross Fish can drown in air. That's true. So we're even Fire the retro's & shake him lose -Crow as Joel's outside First Federal Church. Member FDIC - Mike First Amendment: use it or lose it First computer owners. Adam and Eve. Eve had an Apple - Adam had a First-stringer on the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team Fire at will and call what you hit the target Fire at will, Worf. NO WORF! NOT AT WES! Fishing in the tub and Sex for one: You never catch anything! Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE! Fish grow fastest between the time they're caught and the bar in port! Fish must be brain food, because they travel in schools! First, you take a leek... -Julia Child Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! --The Cat First thing a new pastor learns: Sheep bite! Finish taking those sexy pictures for me!! - Corrina Dreger Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED! Five beholders?! I hold my dagger in front of me and charge them! First came crap, then came worthless crap, then came Doom! Fire at Will! (That'll teach the little bastard to show me up.) First, shoot the lawyers. - Shakespeare Fire, Mr. Worf! TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00003 Date: 02/05/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:43pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Five bucks on the lizard! Get your money out! -- Tom Servo Fireball, the all purpose spell First count to ten. - Mrs. Jewls 6-8-12-1-5-2-7-11-3-10. - Joe First thing you do is shoot all the lawyers Fish with knife: Serial Giller First, you need an offline reader. Thats where the fun begins! Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED! News at 11:00 First: Hit it with a BIGGER hammer! Fishing poles Fire! Fire! Fire! huh huh huh huh First product of the ACME company - Mike on giant arrow Finger me, I have a .plan Fisherman's excuse: Muddy water Fire, of course First casualty reports are in from Octor. - Welch Fire is a Saturn's way of mooning the purchaser Fishing: a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes Fish Eggs, by 'Sam N. Spawn' First, you take a leek---How did I get round from eating square meals? First the memory goes...I forgot the rest! Fire Mr. Worf!! Firemen like things HOT! Fire at will... NO WORF! Not at Commander Riker! Fire soul! -Hino Rei/Sailor Mars Fisherman's excuse: Boat sunk Fish, said Pooh, from inside the Vorlon encounter suit First we'll rid the old order, then we'll worry about the truth First came, Lost in space, then Gilligan, then Voyager Firemen never have to get a dog out of a tree First Windows...then the world Fish Talk, My Roast Rump!, I Deserve These Fish - Ren First rule of analogies: pick one that fits First one to talk lives. -- The Deacon Fish heads, fish heads, roley-poley fish heads Fish must get awfully tired of seafood Fishing: A man's way of hiding a drinking problem First rule of gunfighting - bring a gun! First ring Judiciary, 2nd Legislative, 3rd ring: Executive First there are Cousins, then there are Cousin-In-Laws! Fire up the Unobtainium Generators!! First a Warrior be or all else is folly...McSweeney Fisherman's excuse: Caught a 20 pounder (but it got away) Fishkeeping: $1,000.00 in equipment for $10.00 worth of fish! Fire is not the only heat, Lord Schweitzer.--Freya Fire in the treehouse! Fire in the treehouse! - Crow First Myth of Moderation: It's not needed Fire & Ice game of "PASS OUT," anyone? {EG} Fish are SO hard to toilet train! First rule of Tinkering: Save all the Parts! Fishing Famous Last Words: All boats collect a little water First rule of holes: if you're in one, STOP DIGGING! First you take a leak First, shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Fishing hell: Choose ONLY one - BEER or BAIT First there are cousins,then there are cousins-in-laws! Fishing in the tub & Sex for one,You never catch anything First pull up, spindle or dead, chicken with skin Fisandantilus, Of The Black Robes! I think I can take this guy First generation Trekker 6609.08 First it was Hillary, then Gennifer, and now us! Fish food! Vinnie wants to turn me into fish food! -- Sam Five Miles To The Outhouse - by Willy Make It First rule of Dabo: Watch the wheel, NOT the girl! First thing, I take off the burlap dress. -- Crow T. Robot Fire a warning shot across her nose First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. -- Hannibal Lector Fish can get seasick Fire all torpedoes, Captain Tom exploded Fireball! Wonderful spell! -- Fizban, DragonLance First Law of Cooking: Hot pot looks exactly the same as cold pot First thing when I get back me and Falwell are gonna talk! -- Jesus Five Ferengi's Flee From Fantastic Food Fight Fiasco! Four Fined! Fite illyterasee! Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads First Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream! Fisherman's excuse: Gotta get new tackle First you dry out some leaves, then you wet them in hot water. Huh? First, little boys; now, wrong bottle; next, wrong cell FireFire's cool. Let's blow something up hehehehe First it was Hillary, then it was Jennifer, now it is US!!! Firmware: Software with permanent bugs hardwired into it First rule of not-being-seen: Don't stand up Fire Me Boy! -The Human Bullet Fired his retro-rockets a little late Firefighters "STILL" Make Housecalls!!!! Fingers: Basic computer Toes: Math coprocessor Fireman do it on a pole Fireball, fireball, I know it's in here somewhere... -Fizban First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the ad Fish tank bursts and save tot from raging fire. Goldfish hailed as hero! Fisherman's excuse: Water too clear First impressions are of major importance in business matters. FINCH Five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old, smelly clothes Fire.Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out Fire Fighters have bigger hoses First Rule of Debate: Never let 'em see ya sweat! First star to the right, and straight on til morning! -Kirk Fisherman catches calendar: reeling in the years [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00004 Date: 02/05/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:43pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Fisherman's excuse: No food! Fit, vigorous and virile. - G. Gordon Liddy First we cut it off; Then we Kill it. - C. Powell First rule of SWAT training: Open door before entering First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired Fisherman's excuse: Crew got drunk First, we copyright all the lawyers (G) First Law of Lab Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass Fishheads are never seen drinking cappucino First it was Hillary, then Jennifer, and now Paula & us! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! - Cat, Red Dwarf First impression. Very dark - Crow in Deep 13 First you get a modem, then you get more taglines Fire too hot, jumped in the pot-- ETB Fisherman's excuse: Line broke Fire Mr Worf!! Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else First rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts Fisherman's excuse: Too cold! Fire too hot, jumped in de pot-- ETB First, we kill all the lawyers First restaurant on the Moon... Good food, but no atmosphere! Fire at Will, Mr. Worf. Which one SIR?!?! Fishing today anyone First Amendment Rights: Use them or lose them First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then the women. - Fire in the hole! -- Mike Nelson Fireplaces will no longer be a problem. Bernard First we got Bushed, now we're getting Billed! Fire Soul Bird! - Sailor Mars Fire! Fire! Fire! - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline! Firemen do it with longer hoses Firesign Theatre for Presidents in '97 First level down & already I've hit a magic door. -- Fineous Fingers Fish on a dotted line and catch every other fish First the SECOND; second the FIRST; then the rest Fire, Mr. Worf! Enter Worf, extinguisher at the ready First Rule of History: First bedsprings, then offsprings First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass Fish starts stinking at the brain Fingertips...Fingertips... -- TMBG Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less: Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey Fire tries gold; misfortunes, men Firemen do it with their hose Fire one more torpedo, baby, watch the kitchen sink Finland is a 4 season vacation paradise - Mike Fisher's Law: Murphy was an optimist Fishermen and Film Majors have reel lives Fisherman do it with their rods Fire's cool, huh huh huh B&B Fire bright by candlelight with her by my side -Floyd Fine: Tax on doing wrong. Tax: Fine on doing well Fire all phasers! Five cables sticking out of any appliance is cruel & unusual punishment First she claws at you, then begins to hurl heavy objects First things first - but not necessarily in that order Five card stud, nothing wild.. and the sky is the limit. Picard Fire lizards do it in chorus First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience Fire, Mr. Worf! (Riker walks in with Worf's pink slip) Fishing rod: Hook at one end and fool at the other Fine. So who's gonna get the chairs? -- Quark Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number On First on the agenda: Dunk the wizard's cat! Fish Story: by Rod Enreel Fire bad!!!! First, we assume the horse to be spherical Firemen still make house calls Fish and Ships: What sea monsters eat Five Neat Guys. And a girl - Tom on crew of spaceship Firemen rescue jolly man stuck in chimney with toys Firmware: hardware that's starting to melt Fine. I'll be diplomatic. Our definitions may differ. -- Kira Fistfights: by Donny Brooke Finish your mail packet! Children are off-line in India! Fire, Ready, Aim! Firestone's Law of Forcasting: Chicken Little only has to be right once First Arkansas, then Gennifer and now us First Postulate of Isomurphism: Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other Finish it, Highlander! Firemen do it with long hoses Fish and guests smell in three days First listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary Fine. Make sure you take this junk with you. - Riker Fish on -Primus First Contact isn't what it used to be! Fish! * Cat Enjoy your meal. * Food Dispenser I will! Firestone's Forcasting Law: Chicken Little only has to be right once Firemen do it with a big hose Fishing Famous Last Words: it's deep enough if you stay left Fish and company smell after 3 days !!! Firemen DO IT with a lot of heat Finish your mail packet! There are children offline in India! First law of library science: Books are for use Fireman do it with foam Fire phasers. Evasive pattern Delta-4. Janeway First impression... Very dark. -- Crow T. Robot Finish your coffee, there are sleepy people in India [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2A00005 Date: 02/04/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 06:32pm \/To: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST (Read 2 times) Subj: Political Tags JO> Just to let you all know, I've updated the taglines on my JO> website, CT> GREAT! CT> Now.. How about the address? ;) Oops! What a boo-boo! Thanks for pointing that out. Guardian Angel's Gun Site http://web2.airmail.net/jcpatton/ I hope you drop by and just grab all the tags you can handle. I also welcome any comments on the tags and the site in general. :) And a few new ones... Clinton will shoot a 37 the day he can get by the Windmill Hole in 3. Possible Scandal Name: Ex-intern killed in freak missile accident-gate Clinton's presidential library: XXX-rated. No one under 21 allowed. Clinton vs. Gigolo: A gigolo can only screw one person at a time. "Foreign affairs"?! Clinton thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar. What's the latest game played at the White House? Swallow the leader. At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of Deep Throat. Yasar Arafat to Clinton: "Bill...Goats don't talk!!" What was Clinton's excuse this time? "I didn't impale" What did Clinton say to Al Gore about the whole affair? Pardon Me. Never date a girl who isn't willing to swallow the evidence. Moral of Zippergate? It's not what you know but who you blow. Revlon's new Presidential winter line for 1998? Shades of Truth What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name? Unibanger "Eating isn't cheating" - Slogan for Weight Watchers AND Bill Clinton. ... 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