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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2500001 Date: 02/02/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 04:34am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Borg.tag by Request [1/3]

 >>> Part 1 of 3...
"I am Pythagoras of Borg.  Distance is irrelevant."
"I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham?"
"Resistance is futon.  Borgie go nap nap now."
# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation.
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade... We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: Borg in the 'Hood'!
(BorgDOS 1.0) C:\> Assimilate another? Y/n?
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N?
....All's fair in love and Tagline assimilation...
007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die.
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
99 of Borg: You will be assimilated..Would you believe, stood close?
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
A Dalek Borg: As-si-mi-late.
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>.
A man has got to know his assimilations. --Harry of Borg.
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude...
After assimilat...'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
Ah'm Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son.
Air Borgs: Just Assimilate It.
AIR-BORG by Nike. "Jump... Or be assimilated"
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
Alll a Borg!!!!!!
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a deflector dish.
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a saucer section.
And all the Borg left was this 486...
And all the Borg left was this Amiga ...
And all the Borg left was this Apple III.
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7...
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows 3.0
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows NT.
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone...
And all the Borg left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 <tm>.
And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.
And all the Borg left was this Tagline.
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A.
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyborg relations.
And I thought the Borg were bad . . .
And this is my other brother Darrell of Borg, and...
Andrew Dice Borg: Go assimilate yourself!
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
Anyone out there read any Jorge Louis Borges?
Anyway?' Come get you kicks, with Borg 6 of 6.
Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant.
Assimilate me...tender... --Elvis of Borg.
Assimilate my shorts! Borg Simpson
assimilating... Ensign Ro meets the Borg: Bajoran Borg.
ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the Lowenborg!
At Borger King we do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Baby Borg: Isn't he the cutest little thing?
Bad Borg Bad Borg Watcha gonna do when they assimilate you?
Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Assimilate into my family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. I will kill your family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved....
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street is irrelevant.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as<BELCH>imilated!
Barney of Borg: You assimilate me, I'll assimilate you...
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile to if my poo were cubed!
Beatles of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die!
Beavis and Butt-head of Borg: Resistance sucks!
Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh-huh-huh.
Beavis of Borg: You said A$$-imilate. heh heh hehheh.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
Bjorn Borg He's DEAD, Jim.
Blame Harry Mudd for the Borgs .. His Toys grew Up!
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Bo Pilgrim of Borg: We just won't assimilate a fat, yella chicken.
Bob Barker of Borg: C'mon down and be assimilated!
Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed...
Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is futile.
Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
Bones of Borg: He's been assimilated, Jim.
Boo-Boo to Yogi of Borg: The ranger's not gonna like being assimilated!
Borg 2000: The Assimilation Milkman.
Borg Alka Seltzer: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing.
Borg are made, not Bjorn.
Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this T-shirt.
Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this Tagline.
Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man.
Borg at Jurassic Park: You will be assimil...SQUISH!
Borg at Microsoft: You will be assimil... <swallowed>!
Borg Benny assimilates again!
Borg Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, you're irrelevant.
Borg Burger: (Your way is irrelevant)
Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant!
Borg Burgers: Your way is IRRELEVANT!
Borg C++: Compiling is futile.
Borg Cable: Subscribers wishes are irrelevant.
Borg Clergymen - CircumLocutus.
Borg Cola: Assimilating the Next Generation.
Borg Cola: NOT the choice of the Next Generation!
Borg Cola: The Assimilation Thing.
Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of the next generation!
Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated!
Borg come-on: Wow, with your a$$_im_elated.
Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00.
Borg Do It Collectively.
Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant
Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine?
Borg DOS v5.0: Assimilate Another (Y/n)?
Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!
Borg for President! `The deficit will be assimilated..'
BORG For President--All Politicians Will Be Assimilated!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Borg in New Jersey: Florio is irrelevant.
Borg late-night talk-show wars: Chevy Chase is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a  Tagline theft is futile.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a  Taglines are irrelevant.
Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant!
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile.
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated.
Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break.
Borg Nightmare: Assimilate another? NO WAIT, IT'S A PB!
Borg of Istanbul, Constantinople is irrelevant
Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant.
Borg Pepsi - Pepsi is irrelevant.
Borg philosophy: Joke theft is futile.
Borg philosophy: Theft of one-liners is irrelevant.
Borg restaurant: Smorgasborg.
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
Borg saying: We came. We saw. We slept. (Boom)!
Borg Ships are Rubik's Cubes without the colored stickers.
Borg snack food: Computer chips.
Borg Sneak Previews: Michael Medved is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3
Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 - / FILE SAVE is irrelevant!
Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus.
Borg Style. We Came, We Saw, We Absorbed.
Borg telecommunication: Prodigy is irrelevant.
Borg to be wild! (sorry 'bout that).
Borg to biology teacher: Parasites are irrelevant.
Borg to Ferrangi, Profit is irrelevant.
Borg to Q: Omnipotence is irrelevant.
BORG TV: One Channel. Anything else is irrelevant.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y/y)?
Borg Wave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated. <Urp>.
Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro.
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Borg's World! Partying is irrelevant! Assimilate beer!
Borg's World: Partying is relevant. Assimilate Beer.
Borg, and the women who love them -- on the next Oprah!
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation.
BORG-DOS V5.01, Assimilating next revision. Downgrading is futile.
Borg-er King: We do burgers our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Borg-U-Baste: The Meal of Champions!
Borg-weiser, the Assimilator of Beers.
BORG.COM found! (A)ssimilate (C)hange channel?
Borg: Assimilation is the best cure for the common man.
Borg: Official Extra-Terrestrial race of the Tagline echo.
Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
Borg?! Where? I don't see any%a -- NO CARRIER.
Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games
Borgasm, n. The ecstasy of being assimilated.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
BorgCola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.
BorgCola: Not the real thing, baby. Uh uh.
BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.
BorgDOS v1.0 - Your utilities will be assimilated!
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n].
BorgDOS v6.0 - FORMAT C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.
Borgen-Daas Ice Cream: Calories are irrelevant
Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant!
Borger King: Over 55 Billion Assimilated
Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you.
Borglibrarian: Prepare to assimilate another book.
Borgmania: And you thought the Beatles had followers?
Borgs are made, not Bjorn.
Borgs Bunny: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots
Borgs i-n-n-n  S-P-A-A-C-C-C-E-E-E-E!
Borgspere - To be or not to be, that is the collective.
BorgTV: @TOFIRST@' programs will be assimilated after these messages.
BorgTV: Your programs will be assimilated after these messages.
Borgy Pig - th..th..th..that's irrelevant folks.
Borgy: A group of people frantically assimilating each other.
Boris of Borg - Now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
Bring Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator!
Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is useless.
Buffalo Bills of Borg: Winning Superbowls is futile!
Buy today, Borg tomorrow!
C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh, my...
Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
 >>> Continued to next message...
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30
 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2500002 Date: 02/02/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 04:34am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Borg.tag by Request [2/3]

 >>> Part 2 of 3...
Can the Borg assimilate Q?
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?
Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
Cat of Borg: I'll assimilate this, and this, but I don't want =this=
Cheesborger, cheeseborger, cheeseborger, Coke.  Pepsi is irrelevant.
Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi!
Clive Anderson of Borg: Welcome to `Whose Assimilation Is This
Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant.
Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids!
Coming soon: The Daleks vs. the Borg--EXTERMINATE! ASSIMILATE!
Configuration is irrelevant. --Borg Sysop.
Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is a failure to assimilate.
CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - He's irrelevant, Jim.
Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner.
Cylons are Borg rejects.
Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late.
Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1.
Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus.
Deja Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg Tagline before.
Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resistance is futile,
Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.
Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV!
Destroy the Borg? Give them Windows 3.1 -that will do it.
Devo of Borg: We are not men ... We are Borg.
Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
Did we somehow manage to get the Borg drunk?
Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Borg!
Did you like killing? --Borg. Yes. --Data.
Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: Fault is irrelevant.
Dispatch a subspace message: We have engaged the Borg.
Distance is irrelevant. --Pythagoras of Borg.
Do net.personalities have kiborgasms?
Do Swedish tennis players have bjornborgasms?
Do the Borg have Borgasms?
Do you think someone was BORGED when they made these up?
Does Locutus watch the PlayBorg Channel?
Does the race of assimilating aliens have Borgasms?
Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
Don't like my flying? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT. --Borg.
Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT. --The Borg.
Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
Edward Sissorhands, an early Borg prototype.
Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
Elders of Borg: Everyone planned and wanted a assimilation.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning of Borg - How do I assimilate thee?
Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP!
Energizer Borg: Still assimilating and assimilating and
Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows.
Er... uh... um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. --Barclay of Borg.
Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
Evading the Borg: Circum-Locutus?
Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh.
Extra mayo is irrelevant... Our way, right away at Borger King now!
Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant. --The Borg.
Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot.
FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators
Flanders of Borg: hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor.
Found on Borg Spacecraft: MICROSOFT BORG, v.4.1.
Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs.
Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. --Rhett of Borg.
Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated Into the Borg!
Friends in low places are irrelevant. --Garth of Borg.
Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate.-Zorch of Borg.
Futile, resistance is. --Yoda of Borg.
Galactic Conquest Or Bust. --The Borg.
Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
Gertrude Stein of Borg: Resistance is resistance is resistance...
Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000.
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO Borg subroutine.
Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated.
Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles.
Harpo of Borg: Honk honk.
Have engaged Borg, Ring was assimilated!
He must have gone to the Borg for his orthodontic work.
He's a real nowhere Borg, sitting in his nowhere cube.
He's as innocent as a newBorg baby.
Heindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant.
Hello neighbor, I'm Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilation?
Here a Borg, there a Borg, everywhere a Borg Borg.
Hi ho it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
Hi! My name is Borg. how may I assimilate you!
Hi, I am Darryl Hannah of Borg: Let's assimilate.
Hi, I'm Ed McBorg. You may already have been assimilated.
Hi, my name is Emmitt of Borg, nice to assimilate you.
Holy Borg, Batman! What's that in the sky?
Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim.... Ohhhh. Donuts......
Homey the Borg: Homey don't assimilate that!
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them!
How to destroy a Borg.... Give him DOS 6
How to Destroy the Borg: Give them a copy of MS-Windows!
How to get rid of the Borg: let them assimilate Packleds.
How to kill a Borg: OS/2 2.1!
How to neutralize the Borg: Install Windows on their system.
How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg.
Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
Hugh of Borg: Is Geordi...a friend?
Hugh today, Borg tomorrow.
Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ...
Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant!
Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx.
Hussein of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will assimilate your bombs.
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 3PO of Borg. And it's all your fault, R2!
I am 86 of Borg: You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am @TOFIRST@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
I am Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude.
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated.
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Alex Trebek of Borg. What is irrelevant?
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
I am Alvin of Borg. Dave is irrelevant.
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation.
I am Astro of Borg: Rerare ro re arrimirated.
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Avon of Borg: I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated.
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er.
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimilated every minute.
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
I am Bartekus of Borg: Resistance is futile, dude.
I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated.
I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
I am Batman of Borg. You will be assimilated, foul fiend.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant.
I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks!
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Yeah! Heheheheheh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks. Heh heh, heh heh!
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
I am Bettencourt of Borg. You shall be humbled.
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!!!
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served....
I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bored of Borg. The subject is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
I am Borg... James Borg. 007 has been assimilated.
I am Borland of Borg. Prepare to be Quattroprolated.
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
I am Bunker of Borg. Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool...
I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chewie of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Clampett of Borg. We'doggies is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo.
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... Resist us.
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller...
I am Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@
I am Elizebeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwlated. Huh-huh-huh-huh.
I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated.
I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Foghorn of Borg. Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
 >>> Continued to next message...
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30
 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F2500003 Date: 02/02/98
From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 08:34am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Cow.tag by Request

WARNING: THIS FILE NOT CHECKED FOR DUPES
USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION!!!!!
. Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys. .
 * <- Tribble e* <- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
3 Game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
@TO@ crushes grape jelly in her neck until the cows come home.
@TO@ crushes grape jelly in his neck until the cows come home.
@TO@, CowTipping Conference Moderator
A cow eats without a knife.
A cowchip is paradise to a fly!
A priest gets defrocked; does a farmer get uncowed?
A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator. - Cowper (1731-1800)
A steak a day keeps the cows dead.
A Texas bisexual is a cowboy who likes cattle & sheep.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION(n): B&W cows eat green grass, give white milk.
All I ever do is milk this damn cow, Tom uttered continuously.
All we like sheep - and cows are pretty nice too
Amish safe sex: Painting an X on the cows that kick.
An udder failure: Cow that doesn't give milk.
And pulling back on the stick makes the cows smaller.
And they robbed his evil cow.
Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends.
Aren't you glad that cows don't fly?
As Gandhi once said, Holy Cow!
BART (Brat'us Don'thaveacow'us)
Beef up your life.... Have a cow, Man!
Bovilexia: The urge to yell 'Moo!' every time you pass a cow.
Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot! - Guinan
Brought to you by the Cowlifornia Milk Cooperatives
But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!
But the cow CHIP is organic.
Cow hearing his master's voice.
Cow Miscarrys, now is Decaffinated!
Cow pats: pioneer frisbees.
Cow tag: This tag line is udderly ridiculous. <g>
Cow Tipping; Is that when you give your waiter a steak?
Cow with 2 legs missing = Lean Beef.
Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies!
Cow: A machine that makes grass palatable for humans.
Cowa Bunga, Dude.
Cowabunga I'll take the Marshmallow pizza
Cowboy Mike's Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce!
Cowboy Neal was at the wheel of the bus to never-ever land
CowboyDos 4.0 - What the hell kinda command was THAT, pardner?
CowboyDos 4.1 - <Y>up <N>ope <H>ead 'em up and <M>ove 'em out!
Cowboys ain't easy to love.
Cowboys DO IT in herds.
Cowboys DO IT on a horse.
Cowboys DO IT with cowpokes.
Cowboys DO IT with spurs on.
Cowboys handle anything horny.
Cowboys stay in the saddle longer.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
Cows are sacred in India, in the US we have the homeless.
Cows DO IT in leather.
Cows DO IT udderly.
Cows have lousy job security.
Cows in orbit: The herd shot around the world
CowTipping Conference Moderator
Cross a Cow with a chicken and you get EggNog!
Debunk: Where de cowboy sleeps, usually in debunk house.
Decalfinated: Cow who just had an abortion.
Deja moo: I've seen that cow before.
Deja moo: nagging feeling you've milked this cow before.
Deja Moo: the feeling that there's been a cow there before.
DERANGE: A place where de cowboys ride.
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Do you suppose cows say Hey, don't have a Joe!?
Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference?
Does homo milk come from Gay cows?
Does instant milk come from powdered cows?
Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead!
Dopefish are cool. They're like cows.
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
For sale: 1 ceramic cow skull - actual size, very real looking $15.
GAY RANCHERO: A cowhand who rides sidesaddle.
Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks! - Beavis
Ground Beef - A Cow With No Legs!
Happy as a hog eating cow manure - well lick my lips!
Harriet, the cows are smoking again... - Joel Robinson
He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
He's like a cow that goes dry - udder failure.
Headline: Enraged Cow Goes After Unsuspecting Farmer With Gun.
Headline: Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Hey @TOFIRST@, you comin' with us cow tippin' or what?
Holy cow! That's a big family! - Mike Nelson
Holy cow! This IS my cat!
How many wings does a cow have? -Tacky the Penguin
How much do you tip a cow anyway?
Howdy Rush! Tripple cow-pie dittos from Inbred, Alabama!
I ain't a real cowboy, but I'm one helluva stud. Jon Voight
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I know about cow patties.
I like milk because it comes from cows.
I love cows!
I milk cows, said Tom moodily.
I see a Sacred Cow and BANG - I think - Hamburger!
I was thirteen before I realized cows weren't blurry.
I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home.- Groucho Marx
I'd rather suck a cow's udders than play the bagpipes.
I'll go crush grape jelly in my neck until the cows come home
I'll mangle metaphors until the cows come home to roost!
I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost!
I'm a cowboy ... on a steel horse I ride!
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow! - Miles
I'm goin' down to Cowtown...(Dallas)
I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea.
I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat.
I've seen little cows. They haven't got eyelashes.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
If cows could fly, you'd appreciate seagulls.
If COWS have HORNS why do they MOO instead of HONK?
If your cow doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!
Indians worship the cow. You worship an ass - yourself!
Is the last cow on earth the utter udder?
It doesn't matter how much milk you spill, just don't lose the cow.
It was so cold the cows gave ice cream.
It's a cow!, he uttered.
It's time to let you babies grow up to be cowboys.
Its a cow!, he uttered.
Just me and you...we could bill and cow...no...bull and cow.- Groucho
Leather is waterproof - ever see a cow with an umbrella?
Like a cow in tall grass, I'm udderly tickled to be here.
Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
Lumpiest couple of cowboys I've ever seen. - Crow T. Robot
Make like a cow and mooo-ve.
Make like a cow pie and hit the trail.
Manure comes from a bull. Womanure comes from a cow.
Me boom-boom cow long time! - J.Mirolli
MOM'S HINT #334: Let them play cowboy.
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Mountain cows! Nothing scarier! - Crow T. Robot
Move Bossy! Sorry ma'am, thought I was walkin around a cow.
Murphy Brown had a baby, Dan Quayl had a cowe.
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
My every path is shrewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.
My heroes have always been cowboys.
My Heros did not kill Indians, they killed Cowboys!
My heros have always killed cowboys.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
Never do the achy-breaky with a fat woman in cowboy boots
No matter how you dress a cow, it still gives milk !
Obey the COWGOD!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Pigs can fly, cows go baaaa, and Nuclear Power is *safe*?
Q. What do you call a three-legged cow? A. Lean beef.
Ranchers do it with cows and sheep.
Ride 'em cowgirl! Heeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
Should I put the cow on the catapult now?
so cold the cows gave ice cream.
So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
Some people call me the Space Cowboy
Spent the afternoon flinging cow flop frisbees.
Steers don't grow up to be cow boys.
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
The Cow Blew Up on the Launching Pad.
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for human use.
The cow is now a widow, because you shot the bull.
The heart of a cow can never be put down my throat.
The life and times of Lulu, Mrs. O'Leary's ill-fated cow.-G Larson
The purple cows just left! And they took my sanity!
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
Three game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow.
URA Redneck if you think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
URA Redneck If you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
Usenet is mad at the cows.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Welcome to the 1st annual cow toss and bug eating contest.
What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
When NT catches on, cows will fly. - Dvorak, April 1994
Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys! - Bashir
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Yo'momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo'momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 95."
Yo'momma so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.
You hairdressing little cowpokes! - Mike Nelson
 [i] AOLSD address: SlrAlpha@aol.com
... WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace.
>:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I <zap> love my <zap> new Lum-chan <zap> doll!!! 8/2
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 08:36am
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NOT DUPE-CHECKED
 Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's 
"I used to be SysOp, but I'm all right nooOOOOOwwwwwwww!!!!"
"Old SysOps never die, they just run out of HD space."
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (D)rop Carrier (K)ill SysOp
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (D)rop Carrier, (K)ill SysOp.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ire CoSysOp
+[|~(   Have you thanked your SysOp today?   +[;-)
----FOR SYSOP USE ONLY----Do not write below this line.
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
4 of 5 SysOps prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange.
A female SysOp is a SysOpette!
A fool and his money are SysOp material.
A fool and his money soon become a SysOp!
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board.
A SysOp and his mind are soon parted.
A SysOp and her mind are soon parted.
A SysOp and his money are soon parted.
A SysOp's husband is a lonely one ...
A SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A SysOp's wife is a lonely one ...
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a SysOp.
All SysOps are NOT user friendly!
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our SysOps & Moderators!
Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
Bad or Missing SYSOP
BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)
BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)?
BBS Menu: (L)eech files (G)ripe to SysOp (D)rop carrier
BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you SysOp access!
BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work
Be kind to animals - hug a SysOp!!!
Become a SysOp and never see the world!
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life.
Best way to get LOTS of FREE files: Become a SysOp!
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be SysOps, too!
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded.
Caution!  SysOp under pressure!
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
CoSysOp Wanted: Must have good oral skills.
Damn door .CFG files.  And I thought SysOping was a hobby!
DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp!
Darn. I thought SysOping was a hobby.
Def. of Master: NOT THIS SYSOP!!!
Definition of "god" (Proper n.):  1) SysOp   2) Moderator
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she Wgp_gp5>*-+3>: NO CARRIER
Do your good deed for the day.  Bribe a SysOp.
Don't let that jerk back on your BBS--Voice Verify!
DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush<<<
DURACELL.BAT arced.  SysOp is shocked!
Echo Mail is my life... Oh ghod, somebody shoot me!
Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN -- SysOp Not Loaded.
Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was hers?
Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was his?
Fatal Database Error #10070: <SysOp> late for work
FATAL ERROR #10070: SysOp late for work
FIDO lie: NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and SysOps don't read them.
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
For SysOps only! Do not write below this line!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! -Rhett SysOp
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user.
Get back at your enemies!  Make them SysOps!
GUTS: Putting "SysOp" in your twit filter!
Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
Have you hugged your SysOp today?
Have you said "THANKS" to your SysOp today?
Heard that the SysOp likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$  NO CARRIER
Hell knows no fury like a pissed off SysOp.
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' SysOps!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!
Hey SysOp! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER
Hey, Mz. SysOp, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore.
I believe in the Divine Rights of SysOps.
I don't exist.  The SysOp types all this in.
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I forward my paychecks to my SysOp.
I love the smell of Echomail in the morning!
I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself.
I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
I typed FORMAT COM1: and killed a SysOp!
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
If money talks then being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
If money talks, being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
If spouses ever unite, SysOps will be in trouble.
If SysOp doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
If SysOps were really smart, they'd be users!
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the co-SysOp!
Ignore me--I'm just trying to get locked-out of the net.
Is a SysOp with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
Is the SysOp looking?  No? Great, now I ca.. NO CARRIER
It's 3:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is?
It's nearly 3am., just what WERE you expecting?!?
Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets.
Kiss the SysOp... or threaten her!  :-}
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Mail found:  Praise SysOp!
Mail not found.  (A)bort  (R)etry  (S)mack SysOp.
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame SysOp.
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame SysOp.
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame SysOp.
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack SysOp.
Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am.
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's
Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are SC members !
Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are sysosp !
MENU: (L)eech Files, (C)omplain To SysOp, (D)rop Carrier.
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's
My SysOp can beat up your SysOp!
My SysOp can kick your SysOp's a#$*#*!@#*$ NO CARRIER
My SysOp is such a $&*@!@#*%  NO CARRIER
MY SysOp lets me say things like [ C E N S O R E D ]
Netmail doesn't exist; the SysOp types all this in!
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!)
Never argue with a skunk, mule, female, or a SysOp.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp.
Node missing, notify NC!
None of you exist.  The SysOp types all this in.
None of you exists. My SysOp types all this in!
Not all SysOps are user friendly!
Nothing in policy implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement!
OFF-line mail makes SysOps happy.
Page your SysOp at 3am and learn new words.
Pirated tagline.  Contact the author, then the cops and SysOp.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your SysOp.
Please return SysOp to original upright position.
Please wait... SysOp has exited to ...
Policy does not imply that sanity is a SysOp requirement.
Preserve an endangered species:  Female SysOps
Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP!
Real SysOps know how to spell.
Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.
Remember:  Somewhere, somehow - a SysOp is watching you.
Runtime Error #09893398459: SysOp Crazy.
Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
Sleep... The thing "some" SysOps go without, cuz BSing is too fun;-)
So c'mon, let's SEE a SysOp with a suntan!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  NO SYSOPS!
SYSOP (n): The person laughing as you type.
SysOp Dies, .GIF at 11.
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.
SysOp has Substance Abuse problem!! Not enough Coffee!!! :)
SysOp Justification No.1:  Because I'm the SysOp; that's why!
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.
SysOp not found <C>avort <W>reck havoc <P>lunder
SysOp not found! Please notify computer.
SysOp requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SysOp! Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error!
SysOp's die at an early age...murdered by their wives.
SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
SysOp's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SysOp(n): see also God, Dictator, Egotist.
SysOp, SysOppi, SysOparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP!
SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
SysOp: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty.
SysOp: One who reconfigures.
SysOp: Person with a parity error between the ears.
SysOp: The guy laughing at your typing.
SysOp: (noun) One who reconfigures.
SysOp: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bsene (P)ictures.
SysOp: One who likes watching others use their computer.
SYSOP: Provider of bombs, viruses and virus scanners.
SysOp: pupa stage of a Moderator.
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
SysOp:A person who likes watching others use his computer
SysOping Not just an adventure, it's a job..
SysOping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
SysOping: It's not just an adventure; it's a job!
SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
SysOping: It's not just an adventure; it's a job!
SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
SysOping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.
SysOps are guilty of baudy behavior.
SysOps are the Phone Companies favorite people.
SysOps can cut your access if you really piss them off bad.
SysOps die at a young age - murdered by their wives!
SysOps do it as a nightly event.
SysOps do it moderately.
SysOps don't MAKE misteaks - just arrors!
SysOps just like to watch.
SysOps must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
SysOps never die, they just go offline!
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SysOps: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
SysOps; the undoing of Big Brother.
System not found. Please notify the SYSOP.
TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP
Take a SysOp to lunch, s/he's probably broke.
Temporary SysOp access granted!
Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT?
Thanks for all you do as SysOp to make the net a good one
The problem can't be mine. I am the SysOp.
The problem can't be mine. I'm the CoSysOp!
The sound of a SysOp reading mail    <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>
The SysOp *made* me do it!
The SysOp of MY board is better than yours!
The tagline I put here was good, so the SysOp deleted it.
This is your SysOp. BC4-s s out sKsop "$ kgug.
True, SysOps are not all amiable--but it's _THEIR_ BBS!
User - A term used by SysOps. See "idiots"
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Wanna give Fido fits?  Address your message to "SYSOP!"
Warning! Scan shows SysOp in nearby area!  Look innocent!
We'll have fun fun fun till the NetOp takes the Echo away
We'll have fun fun fun till the SysOp takes the Echo away.
Welcome to insanity, on the right is the SysOps console
What does please enter your sex mean Mr. SysOp? ... NO CARRIER
Would you buy a used car from THIS SysOp?
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 08:36am
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You can't page the SysOp!  This is OFF-LINE EXPRESS!
You forget! You are talking to a SYSOP here!
You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you.
Your sister dates a SysOp!  Nyaah-nyaah.
Your SysOp is paging you.  Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to answer.
[ This space for rent - contact your SysOp ]
[X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user
[ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user
[ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user
[X]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user
If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80586 or an IBM.
Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon.
Tremble, thou heathen;  the SysOp cometh!
Sysop not found! Please notify computer.
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
Want a stupid answer? Ask your sysop!
"It smells like crayons."      "It's from my Sysop, then."
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Have you bugged your Sysop today?
Well, it was either get a life, or be a sysop...
Bad or missing Sysop, free files in all areas.
Nice Products make Nice SysOps
"Hell hath no fury like a pissed off SysOp."
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
Happiness is Being A SysOp
Sysop's revenge - turning on strange mail areas for unsuspecting users
Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems
Can I Kill My Users???
 [i] AOLSD address: SlrAlpha@aol.com
... Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
>:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 President, Anti-DiC Moonie Club 9/2
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 09:05am
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ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union
AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa
Aardvark: Strenuous labor.
Abortion: Loves Labor Lost
Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accuracy: The vice of being right.
Acetone: What you do in exercise class.
Acoustic: What you play pool with.
Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Address: Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Advice (noun): the smallest current coin.
Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up
After-math [n]: The period following algebra.
Aibohphobia n: The fear of palindromes
Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician.
Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
Algol: The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon.
Alien: (n) A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Cattle.
Altair: A place where computers are sacrificed.
Ambivalence: Mother in law drives my Caddy over cliff
American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow.
Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Anoid: Paying MORE for Surge-Protectors than Computer!!
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for.
Arising: Conflict between a man and his mattress.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
Array: A blast from a CRT.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Asphalt: Rectal trouble.
Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in motion.
Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
BASIC: Beginner's All-purpose Sloppy Instruction Code.
BBS: A device used to triple your phone bill.
BBS: A method to triple your phone bill.
BIGAMIST: Italian weather condition
BITCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented & Horny
Baby Sitters: Girls you hire to watch your TV.
Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
Bachelor: One who is footloose & fiance free!
Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
Backup: Opposite of forward.
Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness.
Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
Beheading: The ultimate loss of face
Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!
Benign: What you are after you be eight.
Bigamist: An Italian fog.
Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea...
Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
Bill Clinton: Elmer Fudd without the grip on reality
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
Bluewave: 40,000 Smurphs in a stadium amusing themselves.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Brain: the apparatus with which we think that we think.
Branch: A stick used for beating.
Breast fed: A female FBI agent
Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Buffer: A programmer who works in the nude.
Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Bureaucrat (n): A person who cuts red tape sideways.
COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
Camelot: A place to park camels.
Cancer: The cure for smoking.
Cartoon: A device used by papers to say what an editor dare not.
Castrate: The hotel rate for actors.
Cat (kat') (n): Dog with an attitude problem.
Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Catastrophe: Award given to the cat with the cutest buns
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns?
Catatonic: An aging cat in desperate need for Geritol.
Celibacy: The ultimate safe sex.
Cemetery (n): A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Cerebral Palsy: Hands playing in the Cereal.
Cesarean Section: A historic district in Rome.
Chafe: Perfue with marked perfiftenfe.
Chastity: The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
Cheerios: Hula-hoops for ants.
Chicloexdus: The route taken by a gumball to avoid capture.
Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Chip:  One California hi-way patrolman.
Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment.
Circular see Definition, Circular.
Clinton: Why the White House should have a twit filter.
Coding: An addictive drug.
Colic: A sheepdog that is part collie.
Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Command:  A suggestion made to a computer.
Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Computer: A device designed to drive human beings insane.
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer: A million morons working at the speed of light.
Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking
Confusion, n: Donald Duck speaking Klingonese.
Congenital: Adjective synonymous to friendly.
Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
Congress: Living example of Artificial Intelligence
Congress: Prime example of Artificial Intelligence!
Conscience: The inner voice warning somebody is looking.
D.A.M.N.: Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
DESQview: Better windows
DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
DESQview: Windex for Windows
Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
Dawn: The time when people of reason go to bed
Death: The longest sleep from which you will ever awaken
Death: Unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop!
Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Define: De ting you get for breaking de law.
Deja Brew: We have all been Beer before.
Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Despair: An extra tire in de trunk.
Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Dew: Air that looks wet.
Dianetics : The Science of Selling Books
Dictator : a potato with a penis.
Dilate: To live longer.
Dilate: To live too long
Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Diode: What happens to people who don't die young.
Dip: Inventor of a famous switch.
Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.
Diplomacy: Saying nice doggy until you find a gun...
Diplomacy: The Vaseline of political intercourse
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Disassembler: An unattended five year old child.
Disk Drive: A motor for a frisbee.
DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Documentation = admission of Failure?
Dog: The only popular tail-bearer.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Duplex: Having two apartments.
Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards.
Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
Ethernet: What you use to catch the Ether Bunny
Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
Evolution: Scientists making monkeys of themselves...
Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want
Expert: Anyone from out of town.
Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure.
Expert: Someone from out of town. With a modem.
Expert: Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
Explorer: A hobo with experience.
External Storage: A wastebasket.
F*hrvergn*gen: German for no leg room
FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real.
FORTRAN: Formless Translations.
FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs.
Fahrvegnookie (n): Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten.
Farfignewton: A long way 'till the next cookie
Farfignewton: German for ergonomic cookie.
Farfrompoopin: German word for constipation
Fartvergn*gen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Fetish: The other guys good luck piece.
Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.
Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.
Firmware: Hardware that is starting to melt.
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Fixed Word Length: Four-letter words used by programmers in a state
Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer
Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
Florist: A petal pusher.
Forth: One of the top five computer languages.
Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900"
Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Friends: People who dislike the same people we do
Fundamentalism: Fund=(give cash)+ amentalism (without brains)
G.I. Series: A military baseball game.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 09:05am
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Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
Pasteurize: "The water is only to my neck but is pasteurize." :)
Polygon: A dead parrot.
You need Polygon, Camelot and Pasteurize:
Brassiere:  Cover for a great double feature.
 [i] AOLSD address: SlrAlpha@aol.com
... Love America - or give it back.
>:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I recognize the Green Frog. 10/2
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 09:07am
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 >>> Part 1 of 4...
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
For people who love peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Free bullets...free food...and it sure beats working for a living!
Headline:  Man with 42 bullet wounds killed in Gang War walks away!
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet. -Crow T. Robot
I understand you undertake to overthrow my undertaking.
I'm here to relax, not to dodge bullets! -Picard
If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets..
If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen 'em all.
It's not so much the size of the bullet; it's how you place your shots.
It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
Just *once* I'd like to meet an alien that wasn't immune to bullets
Line dancing makes napalm cost effective.
Lock and Load the Buchanan...
Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill...
Only Tyrants and Criminals need fear an armed citizen.
Put on that uniform! Turn off that brain! You're in the Army now!
Real Democrat: The one who shags bullets during a war.
Show feminists how you feel - give them half a "peace sign."
Sign in window riddled with bullet holes: Bagpipe for sale cheap.
So many Jerks, so few bullets
So many lawyers, so few bullets.
So many men, so few bullets.
So many stupid people, SO few bullets.
So much for the single bullet theory... -The Crow
The ballot box if possible, the bullet box if necessary.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
The price of victory is adoption of the loser.
To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. -Sun Tzu
TV Truth: Aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth: Martial artists never get killed by bullets.
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace.
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.
When they come for your guns, give 'em the bullets first.
When you love peace more than freedom, you lose both...
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom.
You don't want peace!  You want revenge!
Nuclear Test Site: please cover your eyes before detonation.
Nuclear test site: Please cover your eyes when you see the flash.
All five second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
Give me Christ or give me Hiroshima!
911 or 9MM?  45 minutes or .45 caliber?  Think quick!
Can I BLOW something UP please??
My toughest fight was with my first wife. -Ali
I'm the NRA, the militia, a voter, and ticked off...
1911A - 911 for the Do-It-Yourselfer
911 or grab a gun? .45 or 45 minutes?  Is HIS gun loaded?
911 or 9MM?  45 minutes or .45 auto?  Decisions, decisions...
But it's NOT an ASSAULT Weapon, it's a DEFENSE weapon!
Call the cops. Call an ambulance. Call for pizza. Which comes first?
That which does not kill me better make damn sure I don't get back up!
The best defense is to stay out of range.
...a civilized nation has full gun registration. -Adolph Hitler
We have to break down passive resistance...-LENIN, Guillotine at
America cannot be conquered, but it can be conned. -Travis T. Hip
choice between cowardice and violence,I would advise violence. Gandhi
Don't you dare forget your history. -Ted Nugent
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. -Jefferson
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. -B. Goldwater
Fear is the foundation of most governments. -J. Adams
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -G. Washington
Flattery is all right - if you don't inhale. -Adlai Stevenson
Free men have arms; slaves do not. -Wm. Blackstone
G. Gordon Liddy: Headshots. Headshots. Kill the sons of bitches.
God has never created a defenseless animal.  -Ted Nugent
I don't see much future for the Americans. -Hitler
I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery. -J.J. Rousseau
Liberty means responsibility.  That is why most men dread it. -Shaw
Love cannot be taught to an attacking assailant. -Ed Parker of Kempo
My concealed carry permit is my birth certificate. -L. Neil Smith
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. -Pitt
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never. -Winston Churchill
Nothing will preserve liberty but downright force. -Patrick Henry
One man with a gun can control 100 without one. -Lenin
One who is truly skilled avoids being hit as much as possible-E.Parker
Only Americans can hurt America. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
Only the dead have no need of self defense. -Charles Curley
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun -Mao Tse-tung
Reality has limits; stupidity has none. -Napoleon Bonaparte
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God. -Jefferson
Self defense: to be neither victim nor victimizer. -Claire Wolfe
Socialism and Nazism is the same.  -Adolf Hitler
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -Sigmund Freud
Sometimes gunpowder smells good. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
The American people are wise enough to run their own affairs.-Heinlein
The Asaault Weapons Ban was bad law to being with. -Charlton Heston
The best knife is the unseen one. -Drow Proverb
The Bill of Rights isn't a Menu! -Charles Curley
The creditability of the UN isn't worth American lives. -Rush Limbaugh
The first object of my heart is my own country. -Thomas Jefferson
The government is a much bigger threat than any militia. -J. Brown
The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse. -EDMUND BURKE
The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes longer. -HK
The living need charity more than the dead. -George Arnold
The Lord knows who I am and where I am... -Gen. Risner, in POW camp
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. -Henry David Thoreau
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. -Tacitus
The new Gestapo in America. -Gerry Spence on the BATF
The number of malefactors authorizes not the crime. -Thomas Fuller
The purse and the sword ought never to get into the same hands. Mason
The world is no nursery. -Sigmund Freud
The wrong person crosses me, and it'll BE an assault-weapon. -Vicky
They want to disarm you - refuse to be disarmed! -G.Gordon Liddy
Those who would trade liberty for security deserve neither.-Franklin
To be left alone...the right most valued by civilized men. -Brandeis
Truth is.  Belief is not required. -Gerry Roston
Tyrants mistrust the people,hence they deprive them of arms.-Aristotle
Unless men are free to be vicious they cannot be virtuous. -F. Meyer
We could wack 'em, and we could stack 'em. -Ted Nugent
When firearms go, all goes - we need them every hour. -Washington
Without personal responsibility there cannot be freedom.-N. Gingrich
Work Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative. -Musashi
You will NEVER get the assault weapons away from the criminals.-Vicky
You'll work harder with a gun in your back -J. Biafra
Your purpose is to provide FREEDOM! -Braveheart to the noblemen
 Got an uzi under my pillow, helps me sleep better at night. 
"I don't feel good unless I take a bullet." -Crow T. Robot
"I'm here to relax, not to dodge bullets!" -Picard
"Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill..."
"We can make safer gun: safer bullets" -J. Elders.
Dumb: "We need safer guns and safer bullets." -Jocelyn Elders, 12-8-93
Faster than a speeding bullet...
Gun control protects criminals from work related injuries!
Guns and bullets don't kill people.  HOLES do.
Guns don't kill, bullets do.
Tell 'em I'm comin' and tell 'em hell's comin' with me!...Wyatt Earp
Ain't nuclear winter great?
Nuclear Power Bafflement: @TOFIRST@ Fusion*
This is why it takes two to launch a nuclear missile.
To build an nuclear weapon, is to sin against God.
Walk softly and carry a twenty megaton nuclear weapon.
Will Global Warming cancel Nuclear Winter???
"Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?"
"In case of nuclear emergency,  kiss your a** goodbye."
A nuclear free Middle East includes Israel.
Design a safe nuclear power plant and win $500!
In a nuclear explosion, all men are cremated equally.
Nuclear holicost, the first casualty will be the truth.
Is it any wonder bikinis are named after a nuclear test?
Nuclear Missiles - May they rust in peace!
Nuclear submarine's major problem: Whale mating season.
Nuclear War can also be called Urban Renewal.
Partial nuclear disarmament is like being a little pregnanant.
Pigs can fly, cows go baaaa, and Nuclear Power is *safe*?
All warfare is based on deception. -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill
A battle avoided cannot be lost. -Caine quoting Sun Tzu
Love cannot be taught to an attacking assailant.
5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.
All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather
Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
Automatic weapons - aren't.
Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
Friendly fire - isn't
If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.
If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
If you can't remember, the claymore's pointed towards you
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
Interchangable parts - won't.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Leak proof seals - will.
Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Never draw fire - it irritates everyone around you.
Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Smart bombs have bad days too.
Suppressive fire - won't.
The best defense is to stay out of range.
The easy way is always mined.
The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Tracers work both ways.
Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo.
When in doubt - empty your magazine.
You are not Superman.
Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance
A big enough gun will adjust any attitude.
AA-7 Found..(C)haff..(F)lares..(S)ilk..
Aim High!....You just may hit an officer...
Armies are paid to kill people and break things.
Chief, you just gave artillery our coordinates.
Don't look conspicious, it draws fire
Iraqi bingo: B-52, F-14, F-16, F-18, A-10, F-111, F-117
Incoming Fire Has The Right of Way
If your attack is going well, you're in an ambush
Join the Air Force Meet exciting new people and kill them
Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has right of way.
In God we trust.  All others we monitor... - Naval Intel
I think that pretty much covers the fly-by...
====  Spiritual Truth through Superior Air Cover  ====
Air controller's nightmare:  A pack of F-117s landing...
Airdales rule & blackshoes drool...
USMC At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you.
Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on!
CV-59/CVW-6: You point it out, we'll take it out!
Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets...
Explosive Ordnance Disposal: If you see me running, CATCH UP!!!
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 09:07am
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Subj: War.tag by Request [2/4]

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If it ain't an F-14 Tomcat, it's a target.
Iraqi rifle for sale.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
Jet engine theory: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow...
Jet noise - The sound of freedom!!!
Purple Heart - Enemy Marksman Medal
Radios will fail as soon as you need air support...
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles - When you care to send best!
Tower:  Say position.  Pilot:  Position.
Tracers work both ways.
What does the Infantry call Airborne?  Skeet Shoot!!!
Me so ho'nee.  Me suckee, suckee.  Me love GI long time.
Guns don't kill, fast moving lead projectiles kill.
Kick theirs. Cover yours. Kiss mine.
Gun control is being able to hit your target!
one bullet left. Think I can get them to line up?
Love lost,fire at will,dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill
It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Ballots are the rightful & peaceful successors of bullets
Bullets speak louder than reason.
Free bullets...free food...and it sure beats working
Real Democrat: The one who shags bullets during a war.
When they come for your guns, give 'em the bullets first.
After we pull the pin Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend!!!!
Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
Asking dumb questions is easier than fixing dumb mistakes
Automatic Weapons aren't.
Close only counts if you are on the receiving end.
Friendly Fire isn't.
Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming fire.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
If you understand it, it's obsolete.
No matter which direction you march, it is allways uphill
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Professionals are predictable, the amateurs are dangerous
Suppressive Fire won't.
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
The easy way is always mined.
Most dangerous thing is a new Lt. with a map & a compass.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The one who does the least work gets the most credit.
The worse the weather, the more chance you will be out in
There are no atheists in foxholes. -Col. Potter
When you secure an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
It's Saudi duty time!
In God we trust, All others we monitor -Naval Intelligence
May no son of the ocean be devoured by his mother. (Navy)
May rudders govern, and ships obey. (Navy)
Toxic waste sample? - Nope, Navy coffee.
A clean and dry set of BDU's are magnets for mud and rain
Aim High!  You just may hit an officer...
If it's BLUE and doesn't work, it's the Air Force!
Jet noise - The sound of freedom!
Join the Marines, intervene in the country of your choice
Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
USMC: Peace is our profession, mass murder's just a hobby
The best armor is to keep out of range.
The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Walking point = sniper bait.
My other computer is an Aegis targeting system.
Name:||#||||#||#||#|| Rank:#|||#||#| Serial No:||#
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Seven dead and they blame Marine training...
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
First rule of air combat is to see the other guy first.
The more we sweat in peace, the less we bleed in war.
US Military:  We fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
 It's Saudi duty time! 
"In God we trust.  All others we monitor..." D Naval Intelligence
"Lots of beef and oceans of grog." (Navy)
"May no son of the ocean be devoured by his mother." (Navy)
"May rudders govern, and ships obey." (Navy)
"Toxic waste sample?" - "Nope, Navy coffee."
"What am I doing here?" D Any recruit, any army.
*** WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS ***
150Mt Nuc = 2.1km Crater, 5.2km Fireball, 14.6km Total Destruction.
<smoking hole in floor> "Spill some acid?" DD "Nope, Navy coffee."
>TWEET!<  UNDERWAY - SHIFT COLORS!  USS Anzio is now underway...
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
A clean and dry set of BDU's are magnets for mud and rain.
A military disaster may produce a better postwar situation than victory.
AAA Found:  (C)haff (F)lares (S)ilk
Actually, the Aliens' acid blood was Navy coffee...
Aim High!  You just may hit an officer...
Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
American by birth.  Buckeye by choice.  In Virginia by Navy orders.
An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.
Army intelligence - Can they be all that smart, after all they enlisted.
But I don't WANT to do more before 9 than everyone by 5.
Captain on the bridge.  (Translation:  Get off your butts)
Coordinates?  I don't *care* what gets hit - FIRE!
Deceit in the conduct of war outweighs valor and is worthy of merit.
Device, thermo-nuclear, Mk. 53Y Mod 2, 9 megaton.  Official use only.
Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.
Don't put all your ranking officers in one shuttle.
Exceptions rule, and destroy your battleplan.
Explosive Ordnance Disposal:  If you see me running, CATCH UP!
F-16 Falcon:  Worlds fastest distributor of Mig-29 Fulcrum parts.
Friendly fire - Can it be all that friendly if it kills?
How do soldiers killing each other solve the worlds problems?
If enough data is collected, a court-martial can prove anything.
If it's BLUE and doesn't work, it's the Air Force!
Jet noise - The sound of freedom!
Join the Marines - intervene in the country of your choice.
Law of Combat: 1 enemy soldier is never enough, but 2 is too many.
Law of Combat: 5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.
Law of Combat: A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud & rain.
Law of Combat: All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.
Law of Combat: All-weather air support doesn't work in bad weather.
Law of Combat: Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Law of Combat: Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
Law of Combat: Automatic weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat: Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
Law of Combat: Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
Law of Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
Law of Combat: Friendly fire - isn't
Law of Combat: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike.
Law of Combat: If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.
Law of Combat: If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
Law of Combat: If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
Law of Combat: If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Law of Combat: If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Law of Combat: If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Law of Combat: Interchangable parts - won't.
Law of Combat: Keep it simple, stupid.
Law of Combat: Leak proof seals - will.
Law of Combat: Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
Law of Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Law of Combat: Murphy was a grunt.
Law of Combat: Never argue with someone holding a Bazooka!
Law of Combat: Never draw fire - it irritates everyone around you.
Law of Combat: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
Law of Combat: Never sit when you can lie down.
Law of Combat: Never stand when you can sit.
Law of Combat: Never stay awake when you can sleep.
Law of Combat: Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
Law of Combat: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Law of Combat: No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill
Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Law of Combat: Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Law of Combat: Radios fail as soon as you need fire support desperately
Law of Combat: Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat: Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat: Smart bombs have bad days too.
Law of Combat: Suppressive fire - won't.
Law of Combat: Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy.
Law of Combat: The best armor is to keep out of range.
Law of Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range.
Law of Combat: The easy way out is has already been mined.
Law of Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
Law of Combat: The enemy invariably attacks when you're ready for them.
Law of Combat: The enemy never watches you until you make a mistake...
Law of Combat: The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Law of Combat: The one item you need is always in short supply.
Law of Combat: The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
Law of Combat: The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Law of Combat: There are no atheists in the foxholes.
Law of Combat: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
Law of Combat: There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
Law of Combat: There is no such thing as military "intelligence"
Law of Combat: There's always an easy way, and it's usually mined.
Law of Combat: Tracer rounds work BOTH ways.
Law of Combat: Tracers work both ways.
Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo.
Law of Combat: Walking point = sniper bait.
Law of Combat: When in doubt - empty your magazine.
Law of Combat: You are not Superman.
Law of Combat: Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat: All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather
Law of Combat: If you can't remember, the claymore's pointed towards you
Make it tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
My other computer is an Aegis targeting system.
My other computer is an AN/UYK-44...
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NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
ONCE = ACCIDENT  TWICE = COINCIDENCE  THRICE = ENEMY ACTION.
Our men in uniform are our country's SOLDIERS - not our SLAVES.
Paper assholes: gummed paper reinforcements -U.S.Navy
Purple Heart - Enemy Marksmanship Medal
Seven dead and they blame Marine training...
So how comes March gets an airforce base and February or April doesn't?
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
Teamwork is essential - it gives them someone else to shoot at.
Thank the family of a soldier today!
The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
The blood of the soldier makes the glory of the general.
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
The first rule of air combat is to see the other guy first.
The more we sweat in peace, the less we bleed in war.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a Officer with a map & compass.
The object of war is to allow them die for their country.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up killed or wounded.
To stir Navy coffee, you need a Teflon spoon.
To the calvary, the infantry are "Crunchies".
Tomahawk: When you care enough to send best!
US Military:  fighting for G. TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Military:  We fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
Veterans are predictable, it's the replacements that are dangerous.
We are NOT surrounded.  We are in a target-rich environment.
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
When you've secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Will our nation celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War?
You are not Superman, but sometimes thinking you are will save you ass!
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From: RICKY FOLTZ                                           Time: 09:07am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: War.tag by Request [3/4]

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Cars:  A military man will drive a 'vette.
Don't draw fire. It irritates everyone around you.
Oh, the first great charge was fearful.
As the best of my comrades who fell...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Join the Air Force!  Meet exciting new people and kill them!
The squadron is upping it's standards..  So up yours!!
Armies = barracks.  Militias = homes.
BestSeller:  "When's The Revolution?"  by  Millie Tant
Militia's form to protect citizens from their own government.
Neighborhood Watches?  No, we need Neighborhood Militia!
One BATF...one militia...
Only the people can defend freedom, it isn't a government job.
One cannot assemble a militia from an unarmed populace.
The militia is the dread of tyrants and the guard of freemen.
The Militia: Our *LAST* line of defense.
To the British, George Washington was a terrorist.
Tyrants are militiaphobic.
Unable to recover COUNTRY.USA  Run MILITIA.COM? Y/N
USC Title 10, Sec. 311 -I AM the Militia!
We are the MILITIAS....Our Government is the MALICIOUS.
Well Regulated MEANS: Trained, Organized and Disciplined!
What do you call 100 lesbians with rifles?  Militia Etheridge!
1 patriot + 19 sheep = 1 martyr and lots of mutton.
1814 the British burned Congress and the White House; OUR TURN!
America is a dream to most of the world.
America is the only country founded on a good ideal.
America:  log on or log off!
America was created and preserved for 200 years by armed free men.
American by birth, conservative by the grace of God!
At war with the world, I have the right to be FREE! -Foreigner
Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins.
Democracy is *not* a spectator sport!
Enslavement is like old age, it creeps up on you.
E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot!'
Fear of death is the beginning of slavery.
Free people have the option of being armed. Slaves have no option.
Freedom comes from human beings...not from laws and institutions.
Freedom defined is freedom denied.
Freedom has a special meaning to those who have to fight for it.
Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give.
Freedom is not an imposition. - Rush Limbaugh's truth #11
FREEDOM is the *RIGHT* to shoot back!
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Freedom of choice is NOT your freedom to make MY choices!!
Freedom of choice, not freedom from choice.
Freedom rings where opinions clash.
Freedom: You don't notice it till AFTER it's gone!
Give me MY liberty, or I'll cause YOUR death!
Go ahead, burn the flag, but wrap it around you first.
Hang together or Hang Separately!!
He who allows oppression shares the crime.
He who gives up freedom to gain security deserves neither.
Help! Liberty has fallen and she can't get up.
How very odd... and to think all this time I'd fancied myself free.
I bought American....Well someone has to!
I was born free: I will DIE free!
I will fight for freedom, and what remains of my country!
If "Peace" means Slavery, I'd rather prepare for war.
If it saves just one life, enslaving you was worth it...
If the power IS NOT given back to the people, we will take it back!
If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
If you wanna be free, keep your eyes open and think for yourself.
If you wave the flag...just don't waive what it stands for.
Informed rule or no rule at all.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
It is the nature of our species to be free.
All who love liberty are enemies of the state.
It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift.
Legalize Freedom!!!
Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words.
Love America - or give it back.
Many are called, few volunteer.
Moral Anarchy is the seedbed of Tyranny!
Most important political office?  Private Citizen.
Most people want freedom, as long as it's free...
One man plus courage is a majority.
Red, white, and blue. Three colors that only run forward.
Reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power.
Save a flag - Burn a protester!
Since when is "Freedom" a 'figure of speach'?
Slavery's not just a job, it's an indenture.
The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.
The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge.
The end of a battle is not the same thing as peace!  Stay prepared!
The Few, The Proud, The Free - United States Citizens
"The history of Liberty is the history of resistance."
The question is NOT "What time is it?" but "Is it too LATE?"
The right to be left alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
There are some things worth dying for.
There is more at stake here than our lives.
TO ARMS !!  TO ARMS !!  THE AMERIKANS ARE COMING !!!!!!!
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Total security is slavery; total freedom is anarchy.
Tyranny; a criminal organization masquerading as a government.
Warning: The author of this message has Patriot's Disease!
We are THE United States, not The Federal United States!
When government relinquishes power, people gain freedom.
When we do battle, it is only because we have no choice.
When you love peace more than freedom, you lose both...
Why, if not for government, we'd be stuck with liberty!
You can lead a sheeple to facts, but you can't make him think!
You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free.
You cannot conquer a free man, the most you can do is kill him.
You want to threaten my freedom, and you expect me to be nice?
Revolution: an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
We fight only when there is no other choice.
When freedom destroys order, desire for order will destroy freedom.
By what authority, can congress delegate a Constitutional power?
Free Men Do Not Plead, They Claim, Expect, Assert, Or Demand!
I guess its a question of Freedom. Just what is freedom to you?
The more I see of politics, the more I like the look of anarchy.
Unconstitutional Government is the problem, not the solution.
I think, "We The People..For the United States" says it all.
Citizenship carries with it Responsibility to our Country.
Paul Revere Net...1 if by Local, 2 if by D.C.
First we're going to cut it off, then we're going to kill it.
I shrank a pipe bomb and fed it to your cat. Enjoy!
(c) 96 by Christians For Chainguns. All rights reserved.
Nuclear Tattoos, Your Last Redoubt...
Kill them all..Let God sort them out! -Max Von Sydow in Needful Things
Hollowpoints  - the ultimate in feminine protection.
At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you...
Do you feel lucky?  Well, do you, punk?
Assault rifles:  BB guns with an attitude.
Home Security by Smith & Wesson
Video arcade Cmas carol: "Chest guts roasting as I open fire..."
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Gun control treats the symptom, not the disease.
"I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!" -Dennis Leary
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
The careful application of terror is also a form of motivation.
Don't just keep your powder dry, buy more!
I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning!
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets...
Keep your powder, your flies, and your martinis dry.
Love your enemies, but keep your gun oiled.
An armed society is a polite society!
and there I was--armed with a "cop-killer" potato-peeler...
armed with a fully-automatic .38 special assault revolver...
Better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it.
Concealed Weapon: the one the Government doesn't know you have yet...
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Ashe from Prince of Darkness
Gunbelts save lives, "Buckle Up America" for safety's sake!
Those with the weapons make the rules.
We were meant to be armed, the Lord gave us a trigger finger!
"Housewife vigilante!" -- Tom Servo
Ban Handguns!  Make it SAFE for a gov't takeover!
Kamikaze Tutor: Watch carefully.. I'll only do this once!
Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
'There's not much left to love... too tired today to hate'
<insert scene of unimaginable violence here>
Say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint.
Joan of Arc is alive and medium well.
Explaining Death to kids makes threats more effective.
Oh baby... don't be upset... it was a mercy killing...
There are few problems that can't be solved by high explosives.
A high velocity bullet at close range can damage the mind.
I made it through another month without getting a spike in my head!
WARNING: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition.
Gun control is a ban on ability.
You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies
And now for this week's request death.
My dust bunnies just launched an attack and took my cat hostage, Gee!
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
POW's - Bring 'EM Home or send us Back!
"ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT?" - Aahz
How come there aren't any Air Force-Marine surplus stores?
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
It takes a government to raze a village.
Gun Control: Correctly aiming your .357 Magnum.
People are easier to hate than to understand.
"Initiating `Getting-The-Hell-Outta-Here' Maneuver..." -Lennier
"Look, it's people like you what cause unrest."
Back off buddy or the reindeer won't be the only one with a red nose!
And the truth shall make you free, or at least reasonably priced.
Two kinds of pistols: Lugers and EVERYTHING else! - Wayne Thompson
Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high
Forgive your enemies, but not before they are hanged. -H. Heine
"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery." Thomas Jefferson
If I was human I would..Wait a minute! I AM Human
Vietnam Vets are not FONDA Jane...NSAR 67
Animals are born with built-in camouflage, humans create their own.
War doesn't determine who's right. Merely who's dead.
They got the library at Alexandria, they're not getting mine!
Outnumbered, yes. Outmaneuvered, maybe. Outclassed, never!
Headline: "War dims hope for peace in Bosnia"
Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface.
Liberty is not an option... only a condition to be lost!
"What if they held a war and nobody came?"
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Paper plates again ... next them d*mned powdered eggs!
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -Capone's "Spike" O'Donnell
Gun control protects criminals from work related injuries.
What's with all this good cheer? There's a war on."-Hawk to Hoolihan
Londo: By this time tomorrow, we will be at war with the Narn.
After the revolution I am going back to claim the Family home.
Let loose the ferrets of the apocalypse!
Jesus said: "Peter, feed my sheep." Not bludgeon them to death.
When your head is in the sand, your behind is a target.
A single unplanned nuclear explosion can ruin an entire day.
The fastest way to a mans heart is by tearing a hole in his ribcage.
Life's Four Calamities: War, pestilence, famine, nagging.
REAL MEN don't use P-Torps, they MOTH!!!!!!
Hitler: The #1 reason to oppose gun control!
As King Arthur said: "Some days it all seems so feudal"
Make a Vet's day just like old times.  Spit on him as he walks by!
Gun control: It isn't about guns, it about *control*.
Teddy Kennedys car killed more people than my gun has.
Miami residents don't worry that others might be armed. They KNOW it.
You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies.
"Peace is difficult to be achieved solely by governments." -Dalai Lama
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