--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2400003 Date: 02/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:36pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Feral Boy,don't put that in your mouth! It was moving two minutes ago Ferrous Wheel? But it's made of wood and aluminum! Feminists, 1980-90: My Body NO Choice; if increases my freedom to kill Ferengi RoA # 63? Never buy what can be stolen Ferengi phaser for sale. Never fired. Dropped once Ferengi Burger: 25 Cents. With bun, $100 Fer sail cheap, WINDOWS spel chekker, wurks grate! Feminizt doing a Niker commercial - just PROVE it! Ferengis, Romulans, Vulcans....Lend me your ears! FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992 Ferengi and the IRS...Tax collectors of the universe! Fiber artists use fuzzy logic Ferengi Q-Tip = A tribble with a stick up its ass Ferengi RoA # 1: Once you have their money, you never give it back Feminizm is the mother of dissension Few bricks shy of a full load Ferengi Borg: We will assimilate your Money, HuMan Fh|$ fagL|ne made fGfm GScYcLed a$c|| chaGacfSG$ Few things have a shorter life than a clean garage Few sinners are saved after the first few minutes of a sermon Ferengi, the EDLIN of species Ferengi, Romulans, Cardassians, lend me your ears Fer sail cheep, Windoze spel chekker, wurks grate Female shouldn't be defined as "best parent" Fido's been bringing me Taglines. Good boy Feminist computer: (A)bort, (A)bort, (A)bort Ferengis! Well, there goes the neighborhood Feminism is irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the patriarchy Feminist computer (a) abort (a) abort (a) abort Few sinners are saved after the first 20 minutes of a sermon Fester: Quicker Feminist lampshade - Made from 100% white male skin Feminists are women too ugly to get married. : Rush Limbaugh Fidonet ZONE3_GAMES......not for the faint-hearted ! Fester (def.) - quicker Few things upset my wife. Glad I'm one of them Fido mir, so ich dir Ferengi Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity Feminism lowers your testerone Femi-nazis, enviro-whackos, and Commie-Libs.... : Rush Limbaugh Few women admit their age, Few men act it! Ferengi Rule 3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to Ferengi Rule 75: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made Ferus ut leo, mitis ut agnus Few great men could get past the Personnel Department Fido-Nuts die at a young age - murdered by their wives! Ferret: furry Slinky Feminism: It's because of men that sh!t happens Ferret: a "stretch-rat" Female-Only Defense 09: The "My Child, My Right to Abuse It" defense Ferengies! Well there goes the neighborhood Ferrets: nature's survival experts Ferengis and Klingons and Borgs, oh my!!! Female programmers get their bits twiddled Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be Fenris did not create the Fenrir to live a soft life FidoNet is NOT a network of fire hydrants for dog Few can see BOB's face, the gifted and the damned. -- MIKE Ferengi, Vulcans, Romulans, lend me your ears! Fetch hither the comfy chair! Fencing is not proper behaviour for a princess Ferrengi do it economically Few children fear water unless soap is added Fi-do-si-do: Walking the dog Fer sell cheep: M$ Spel chekker. Wurks grate Feminist Update Rush Limbaugh still hasn't had any! Female chicks rule the roost, you old hen Feminine logic is the ultimate oxymoron Feminists don't want to get equal, they want to get even Fetishists collect dead things - Fox Mulder (2x13) Few things are as painful to us as the truth Fencers DO IT with long thrusts Fido lie #3: I made these tags myself Fester: Actor in Gunsmoke Ferret: Curiosity at warp speed Fidonet: Those dogs h Females have PMS, I have SRH (sperm retention headaches) Feudalism: It's your Count that votes Fiat: Fucking Italians Ain't Trustworthy Ferengi Health Care: Profit before patients Ferrets: the Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor Ferengi Rule 218: Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much Fidonet Echomail... Read all you want, we'll make more! Female professionals do tend to overcompensate Fiber artists dye laughing Feminists are okay, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Fibroblast: Z$Vh food binge Fiat: Fix It All the Time Feminism: Mainstream access for the unattractive Fido guys really have something up their ying-yang Ferengi Female - Not tonight dear, I have an ear-ache! Fer Sail Chep: Memry rasdnt IBM Spel Cheker. Wurks Grate! Fer sell cheep: mykrosoft spel chekker. Wurks grate!! Fido has been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages Ferengi Borg: We will assimilate your Clothed Females Ferrets: The Chaos theory with fur, claws, and a slight odor Feminizts don't want to get equal, they want to get even Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt a real cut-up Ferengi/IRS:sound that same? I wonder WHYYYY?!?! Female gender biased - prefers women who shave their legs [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2400004 Date: 02/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:37pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Few witches burning gets a little toasty hey --Tori Amos Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate Fido has been very good, he's been bringing me mail Few radicals have good digestion. -- Butler Ferengi Jazz Musicians: The 285 Rules of Improvisation Ferral Houswives Alert....Dive..Dive...Dive Few great men would pass personnel Fibula: Small lie Fergive me wyting, me ben dinken alkihol Feminist bookstores have no humor section Feminism is the mother of dissension Fido Lie #XVI NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity Feminism: The radical notion that women are people too Ferengis fart in closed turbolifts! Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation Fidonet does not discriminate Fencers usually have a good point Ferengi RoA #139: Wives serve, brothers inherit Fever, gunslinger, what's left inside you has been touched afire Feminizm.exe not found: Q)uit R)etry A)bortion Ferengi Rule 57 - Good customers are as rare as lathinum, treasure them Ferengi Rule 13: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money FidoNet... That sure is a wierd name for a dog Feminizm - winning through whining Ferrets: Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor Fibroblast: Health food binge Ferringe phaser for sale, never fired, dropped once Ferrets Aaaaarrrrgooooooooooooo! Feminism is simply the radical notion that women are people Fezic, jog his memory FidoNet? What a STUPID name for a dog! Fidelity was not his strong suit Ferengi Rule 57: Good customers are as rare as lathinum Ferengi Rule 8: Only a fool passes up a business opportunity Fester: Haven't you slaughtered anyone before? Few hours in life are more agreeable than afternoon tea Ferrets are examples of the chaos theory in action Ferret Face North Little Rock Arkansas Fer sell cheep: taglyne spel chekker. Wurks grate Ferengi: They work with their women. And force them to wear clothing! Ferengi RoA #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack Fiber Optics is NOT another new cereal! Ferengi RoA # 3: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to Ferengi Rule 285: No good deed ever goes unpunished Ferengi RoA # 22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind Fester Addams... home at long last. - Morticia Adams Feminizm is an a ugly dog licking her tail Fictions arise from the law, and not law from fictions FidoNet --- Fight O Net --- Sounds close, huh? Few know what the fork we are serving up Ferengi RoA # 76: Occasionaly declare peace. It confuses your enemies Fiddle - Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails Fenderberg: Deposit on the inside of a car fender after a snowstorm Ferengi Rule 194: It is always good business to know about new Fidonet: Those dogs howling at each other in 101 Dalmations Ferretsexample of the Chaos theory in motion Feminism: The new "F" word! Feminists see with only one eye, the left Ferengi Rule 22 - A wise man can hear profit in the wind Fiber Optics isn't another new cereal! Ferengi Bumper Sticker - Honk if you love Profit! Females are nice to look at but Latinum is nicer FemiNaziism is the notion that men aren't people Feminine of word "manager": assistant manager Fiat: Fix It Again Tony? Females make eggs, males make Spam Ferengi Rule # 128: Always know what you're buying Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition nr. 113. Always have sex with the boss Few serve Satan better than sleeping saints Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead Feminizm - the stop sign on the superinformation highway Feminizt tagline: Tag, now you die Female simulation complete. Enter when ready Feminizt logic -- the original oxymoron Ferret: Tigger without stripes Fezzig, jog his memory. *BONK I think I jogged it too hard Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life Ferengi RoA # 58? Friendship is seldom cheap Ferrets -- the chaos theory with teeth, claws and a slight odor Ferengi: Insurance Salesmen of the Galaxy Ferrets... Chaos theory wrapped in fur! FidoNet Just *is* -- it's a Zen thing. -- @N@ Feminism has raised sexism against men to social acceptability Fermata: A brand of girdle made especially for opera singers Ferengi RoA # 30? Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money Fiat, petojen sukua. Susi jo syntyessn Few executive women volunteer to financially support a househusband! Few women will change if men are too weak to ask Few things are as painful as the truth realized too late Feminists detected on Line 1, Nuke 'em? (Y/N) Few people know how to be old Ferenghi do it economically Female-Only Defense 02: The PMS Defense (My Body, No Choice) Fidonet, QWK ja Windows. Voi jeesus mik phnpinttymien kompleksi Fertilizer: A lawyer's summation Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy, have a biscuit Feminizm is the mother of dementia Female tribble: *. [Not tonight, I started my period] Feminizm means never having to say anything coherent! Fido - the dog of the networks [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2400005 Date: 02/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:39pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Fido's been a bad doggy again... Naughty Fido Few women admit their age, and @FN@ never acts his Fett's Law: Never replicate a successful experiment Ferengi RoA # 9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit FidoNet Myth One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay Ferengi Rule #239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product Ferengi RoA # 60? Never use credit where your words will do Few love to hear the sins they love to act. - Shakespeare Female-Only Defense 08: The "Blame Father Understand Mother" defense Ferengi RoA # 21: Never place friendship above profit Fido has been naughty again. Naughty Fido Feminism - one sign of civilization's decline Fidonet NC (n): Larval stage of Fidonet RC Ferengi play it by ear Ferengi Rule 47 - Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your Feminist bookstores have no humour section Fer sail chep: Memry rasdnt spel chker. Wrurs grate Feminism logic -- the original oxymoron Ferengi RoA # 16: A deal is a deal Fidonet: An unpaved road on the Information Superhighway Fiat: Futile (Feeble, F***ing) Italian Attempt at Transportation Ferengis!: Translation= There goes the neighborhood! Females on the NCC 1701-D ponder what happens in room 912, Deck 8 Fett. People call me Boba Fett Females have PMS...Men have S.R.H. (Sperm Retention Headaches) Female-Only Defense 01: The "Innocent Woman" defense Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy Fido bytes the tails off of long messages Female-Only Defense 06: The "Mothers Don't Kill" defense Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't Few of us get dizzy from doing too many good turns Few great men could pass personnel Feminizm - see fascism Feminism is the radical notion that women are people! Feminizts are whine connoisseurs Ferret: a weiner dog who wanted to be a cat Ferengi tribble: @*@ Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you Fer sell cheep: OS/2 spel chekker. Wurks grate Ferret toys: anything not nailed down. And some that are Fidonet policy finds the Borg: Excessivly Annoying! FidoNet? It's a kind of Zen thing. Ferengi Rule #17: A contract is a contract...but only to another Fernegi Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate FidoNet TAGLINES: Private Joke Center of known cyberspace Fidonet: Those dogs howling at each other in 101 Dalmatians Ferengi RoA #102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice Ferengi RoA # 48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife Fido? Fido! Look out for the car! Fid%!#^!# - NO TERRIER Fetch my soapbox...I feel a speech coming on Ferengi RoA # 59: Free advice is seldom cheap Ferengi Rule 139 - Wives serve; brothers inherit Fido is sick. It's nodes are stopped up Few things are more dangerous than a hobbit with low blood sugar Fido jammer: ACTIVE Fetismin harjoittaja sai kenk typaikastaan Ferengi Rule 62 - The riskier the road, the greater the profit Ferengi blessing: Walk with the profits, my child Fido was here at 9:30, Rex at 11...Tree's Dog's E-Mail! Ferengi Rule 112 - Never have sex wIth the boss' sister Fetish - The other guys good luck piece Feminism is the radical notion women are equal Fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!! Few women admit their age, and @TOFIRST@ never acts his Ferengis, Romulans, and Vulcans....Lend me your ears! Fido, fidas, fidat, fidamus, fidatis, fidant. Ferengi RoA # 7: Keep your ears open Fer Sail chep: Memry rasdnt Spel Checer. Werks Grate Ferengi Rule 21: Never place friendship above profit Fencers DO IT with three feet of cold, hard, steel Fiat: Fuck in a Taxi Ferenghi: pn.* A college freshman after his first beer Feminism: The product of Incest gone Wrong Feminism: Radical notion that women are people Fidelity ain't natural; it's arranged Fido's been a bad doggie again... Naughty Fido Feminizt motto: We're trying 2B trying! Feminism is the radical notion that women are people too Ferengi, Romulans, Vulcans, lend me your ears! Feminism means never having to say anything coherent! Fidonet RC (n): Larval stage of Fidonet ZC Ferengi Rule 217: You can't free a fish from water Feminine. No doubt about it. Kirk on the Companion Fido! Get off the furniture! How many times Few fries short of a happy meal Fermin Venegas from Palma del Rio (Cordoba) -Spain- Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt as a real cut-up FidoNet and Gulf Coast Net -- Often Imitated, Never Duplicated Ficus is Latin for trees that die indoors Fewbers: The peanuts you get on an airplane Fi fi bark bark. I hear the call of an English poodle! FidoNet: It just isit's a Zen thing :-) Feminism...see fascism Ferengi Rule No: 7. Always keep your ears open FemiNazi mud wrestlers--today on Rush Limbaugh! Female-Only Defense 04: "Battered Woman Syndrome" defense Feminism.exe not found: Q)uit R)etry A)bortion Fewer things have a shorter life span than a clean garage [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2500000 Date: 02/02/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 04:29am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Bart.tag by Request Bart's Blackboard: "'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender." Bart's Blackboard: "A burp is not an answer." Bart's Blackboard: "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy." Bart's Blackboard: "Beans are neither fruit nor musical." Bart's Blackboard: "Coffee is not for kids." Bart's Blackboard: "Cursive writing doesn't mean what I think it does." Bart's Blackboard: "Five days is not too long to wait for a gun." Bart's Blackboard: "Funny noises are not funny." Bart's Blackboard: "Garlic gum is not funny." Bart's Blackboard: "Goldfish don't bounce." Bart's Blackboard: "Hamsters cannot fly." Bart's Blackboard: "High explosives and school don't mix." Bart's Blackboard: "I am not a 32 year old woman." Bart's Blackboard: "I am not a dentist." Bart's Blackboard: "I am not a lean mean spitting machine." Bart's Blackboard: "I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers." Bart's Blackboard: "I am not deliciously saucy." Bart's Blackboard: "I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." Bart's Blackboard: "I did not see Elvis." Bart's Blackboard: "I do not have diplomatic immunity." Bart's Blackboard: "I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge." Bart's Blackboard: "I will finish what I sta " Bart's Blackboard: "I will never win an Emmy." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not aim for the head." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not barf unless I'm sick." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not belch the National Anthem." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not bribe Principal Skinner." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not bring sheep to class." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not burp in class." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not bury the new kid." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not call the principal 'spud head.'" Bart's Blackboard: "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not charge admission to the bathroom." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not claim diplomatic immunity" Bart's Blackboard: "I will not complain about the solution when I hear it." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not conduct my own fire drills." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not cut corners./'' '' '' ''/'' '' '' ''" Bart's Blackboard: "I will not defame New Orleans." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not dissect things unless instructed." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not do anything bad ever again." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not do that thing with my tongue." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not draw naked ladies in class." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not drive the principal's car." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not eat things for money." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not encourage others to fly." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not fake my way through life." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not get very far with this attitude." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not go near the kindergarten turtle." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not grease the monkey bars." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not hang donuts on my person." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not instigate revolution." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not make flatulent noises in class." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not pledge allegience to Bart." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not prescribe medication." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not say 'Springfield' just to get applause." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not sell land in Florida." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not sell miracle cures." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not sell school property." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not send lard through the mail." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not show off." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not skateboard in the halls." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not sleep through my education." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not snap bras." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not spank others." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not squeak chalk." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not strut around like I own the place." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not torment the emotionally frail." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not trade pants with others." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not use abbrev." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not waste chalk." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not whittle hall passes out of soap." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not yell 'Fire' in a crowded classroom." Bart's Blackboard: "I will not yell 'She's Dead' during roll call." Bart's Blackboard: "I will remember to take my medication." Bart's Blackboard: "I will return the seeing-eye dog." Bart's Blackboard: "Indian burns are not our cultural heritage." Bart's Blackboard: "It's potato, not potatoe." Bart's Blackboard: "Mud is not one of the 4 food groups." Bart's Blackboard: "My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man." Bart's Blackboard: "My name is not Dr. Death." Bart's Blackboard: "Nerve gas is not a toy." Bart's Blackboard: "Next time it could be me on the scaffolding." Bart's Blackboard: "No one is interested in my underpants." Bart's Blackboard: "No one wants to hear my armpits." Bart's Blackboard: "Nobody likes sunburn slappers." Bart's Blackboard: "Organ transplants are best left to the professionals." Bart's Blackboard: "Ralph won't 'morph' if you squeeze him hard enough." Bart's Blackboard: "Spit wads are not free speech." Bart's Blackboard: "Tar is not a plaything." Bart's Blackboard: "Teacher is not a leper." Bart's Blackboard: "The Christmas Pageant does not stink." Bart's Blackboard: "The First Amendment does not cover burping." Bart's Blackboard: "The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far." Bart's Blackboard: "The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan." Bart's Blackboard: "The boys room is not a water park." Bart's Blackboard: "The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy." Bart's Blackboard: "The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee." Bart's Blackboard: "There are plenty of businesses like show business." Bart's Blackboard: "They are laughing at me, not with me." Bart's Blackboard: "This punishment is not boring and pointless." Bart's Blackboard: "Underwear should be worn on the inside." Bart's Blackboard: "`Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice." Bart's Blackboard: "`Bewitched' does not promote Satanism." Bart's Blackboard: "The truth is NOT out there." [i] AOLSD address: SlrAlpha@aol.com ... Unsafe toys for Cmas: Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol. >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 President, Anti-DiC Moonie Club 7/2 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001)