+-------------------------------------------------------- --- -- - RF> Here are my Tagline Files for anyone who wants 'em... just ask. RF> bart tag 6,279 Bart's Blackboard RF> borg tag 32,040 The Borg Had them, but lost them when my hd crashed... :) Please post em -= [ Soul Stealer ] =- ... Warning! Incomprehensible source follows. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! ___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 [NR] --- ViaMAIL!/WC4 v1.30 * Origin: The Door Factory * Winnipeg, Canada (1:348/956) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2300010 Date: 02/02/98 From: C.A. KLINGEL Time: 07:00pm \/To: OLIVIER COLLARD (Read 2 times) Subj: murphy.txt Hello Oliver, I really liked the murphy's law taglines...thanks! Regards, Craig Klingel ... Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment. --- Film At Eleven: VaporWare 3.0b * Origin: Winner's Circle (1:2410/351) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2300011 Date: 02/01/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 09:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: The Doors Greetings and Hallucinations, All! Anyone got Doors or Jim Morrison taglines? Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him ... mad. - Adlai Stevenson --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2400000 Date: 02/03/98 From: BRIAN FIELDS Time: 08:28pm \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Processor From out of the darkness, JOHN GRAY screamed: JG> @TID: FastEcho 1.46.1 42770 JG> Hi Brian BF> Just thought I'd let you all know that I wrote a freeware BF>tagline processor if anyone would like a copy. It: BF> 1) Pulls all taglines over the 70 character limit. BF> 2) Removes all of the duplicates. It finds all taglines that, JG> without spaces in the line at all, are equal. BF> 3) COMPLETELY sorts the file, in ASCII alphabetical order. BF> 4) Is fully capable of processing up to 57.6 million BF> taglines! JG> I took advantage of your kind offer, but unfortunately I only have a JG> 486-33 (but a fairly fast hard disk). I tried your TOOTAG on my 13MB JG> tagline file (~280K lines), but after the sort, the deduplicate phase JG> had only processed about 4% of the file in a couple of hours. Since I JG> didn't want it to run for what could have been two days, and needed to JG> do other things on the PC over the weekend, I stopped it there. For JG> those interested, Andres Valloud's GET_ORIG sorter/deduplicator takes JG> about 40 minutes on the same file and the same PC. Thank you for your input... I'll re-evaluate the code and see how it could be optimised further. Brian Fields, "Nightwalker" http://www.panetwork.com/homepages/nightwalker I-Mail:nightwalker@panetwork.com ICQ UIN:1272806 --- Blue Wave/386 v2.20 * Origin: Stop by and Waste Away! (717) 957-3108 (1:270/715) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2400001 Date: 02/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:35pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Ferengi Rule 109 - Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack Fido lie #CXVIII: I only steal the _good_ taglines Feminazis are o.k., along as my sister doesn't marry one! Fever's not a new thing. Fever started long ago Femur: Not a Male Ferringe: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy Ferengi Proverb: Never ask what you can take Fer sail cheep, spel chekker, wurks grate Ferengi - They work with their women. And force them to wear Fiat: Futile (Feeble) Italian Attempt at Transportation Ferengi RoA # 31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother Fer pete's sake, don't try this tagline at home! Fer cryin' out loud, would you button yer yap?!--Slappy FidoNet: A tagline-distribution system Ferengi famous last words: "Here's your refund." Fiction means not real, so non-fiction is not not real?! Feminist leaders are afraid of strong women. - Rush Limbaugh Feminism doing a Nike commercial...just PROVE it! Feminist theologians tell us that God is female. But, what about the devil? What about her? Ferengi Gremlins: The 285 Rules of...hey, there ain't *no* rules! Few children fear water unless soap's added Fido? Bad dog! BAD! (Newspaper smacking a certain Network's nose) Feminism has become gender politics' One-Party System! Fer sell cheep: tagline spel chekker. Wurks grate Feminist Update: Rush Limbaugh still isn't getting any! Feminizm uber alles! FidoNet == A tool dog catchers use? Few problems cannot be solved by proper application of high explosives Feminizts are okay, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Fido has a big bone Feminism motto: We're TRYING to be trying! Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others FidoNet Just *is* -- it's a Zen thing. --Holly Sullivan Feminizts make a case for the need for RETROACTIVE abortions Ferengi Rule 7: Keep your ears open Fido von Trapp -- the Hound of Music! Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat Ferengi Rule 18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all Ferengi standing in every doorway selling useless souvenirs. - Quark Fidonet: What the pound employees use for aquisitions Fido hungry. Fido eat messages. Bad Fido Fetid Fangs of Fascism - A history of dental hygiene in Germany from 1933 to 1945 Ferrero Rocher??? Mmmm det m jeg sige!!! Feminizts make a case for the need for RETROACTIVE birth control Ferengi rule #44: Never confuse wisdom with luck Female lawyer without briefs: Solicitor? Female-Only Defense 07: The "Children Need Their Mother" defense Feminizts are proof that God has a sense of humor Ferrets! Ferrets! Ferrets for All!!! Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. - Mark Twain Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography Ferrets, Chaos theory in action! Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic to an epigram Feminizm lowers your testerone Female punk RAP group - Run PMS Ferengi Rule 57: Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them Fido is a fickle dog, soemtimes he eats all the good mail Feminism logic?....It's because of men that sh*t happens Female-Only Defense 03: The Husband Defense Few believe that a guy over *50* can be interested in anything *new*! Ferrengi Rule of Survival: Duck first and ask questions later Femenists give women a bad name Ferengi Rule 48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife Female-Only Defense 11: The Svengali Defense Feminism: Proof that women can be more misogynistic than men Ferengi Rule: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit! Ferengi RoA #285: No good deed goes unpunished Fetche la vache! SPROING!!! - Monty Python Fiction is against the truth, but it is to have truth Ferret: Chaos with fur, claws and an odd smell Fencers DO IT in the fleche Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic Ferengi Rule 17: A Ferengi's assets equal his debts and his equity Fer Sell Cheep: 1 Bran New Spel Chekker. Nevur Usd Feminism is the radical idea that women are people, too Ferengi Rule 33 - It never hurts to suck up to the boss Fewing wucky, punk? - Dirty Elmer Feminizts -- perveyors of lies, distortions and falsehoods and etcetera Ferengi Rule 60: Let's you and him fight Female-Only Defense 12: The Contract Killing Defense Ferret: A cross between a dachshund and a cat Fidogito ergo type: I get mail, therefore I post Fer sail cheep. 1 bran new spel chekker. Nevvur uzd Feminism: the radical notion that women are people Ferengi do it economically Ferengi Rule 16 - A deal is a deal Ferengi Rule 219: Possession is eleven-tenths of the law Feminism is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination Feminizt's minds are closed for repairs Feminazis are OK, so long as my sister doesn't marry one! Feminists ALL wear white cotton panties : Rush Limbaugh Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. - G. Washington FidoNet? It's a Zen thing Few things are painful as the truth realized too late Fidonet: Like it or leave it Feminism: the radical notion that women are actually people Few men have been admired by their own domestic servants Feminism is the radical notion that women are people. --Cheris Kramarae, Paula Treichler Few things are harder to put up with than a good example Fer Sail Chep: Memry rasdnt Spel Cheker. Wurks Grate [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2400002 Date: 02/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:36pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Fibflocker: Political convention Fiction *can* be fun! -- Ace Ventura Feminists, 1980-90: My Body My Choice; if increases my freedom to kill Ferengi Rule 102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever Ferrets: Curious about everything and move like quicksilver Fibula -- a small lie Ferengi Rule 69: Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other FerengiDOS: Unprofitable command or file name Female sysops are still a minority I believe Fetuses DO IT in-vitro Feminists GOD = Lorena Bobbitt Fido...when it HAS to get there NEXT year! Ferengi RoA # 33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss Fido, the moderator with the high Ascii scissors Female sex change operation: An Adadicktome Ferengi RoA #112: Never have sex with the boss's sister Females and finances don't mix. - FRA #94 Female programmers get their bits twiddled Ferengi Rule 35: Peace is good for business Ferenghi phaser for sale. Never fired. Dropped once Fer sell cheep. Spel Chekker. Wurks grate Feudalism, See dis? It's yo' Count dat votes Fertile - having a green thumb Ferengi Rule: The broader the smile, the sharper the knife Ferengi RoA #103: Sleep could interfere Feudalism: When it's your Count that votes Few things are more dangerous than an Astara with low blood sugar FidoNet? It's a Zen thing. Feminist's minds are closed for repairs FemiNazi such an amusing phrase. -- Jalisha, Black Fury Ferengi Rule 214: Never begin a business negotiation on an empty Fenris does not forgive. Neither do we. -- Wisetongue Fib: A lie that has not cut its teeth Ferengi RoA # 76: Occasionaly declare peace. Confuse your enemies Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs Feminists are whine connoisseurs Feminizts see with only one eye, the left Festina lente - "Make haste slowly." Feminizm is pusillanimous prevarication and pious procrastination Feminismwinning through whining Fett's Law of the Lab: Never replicate a successful experiment Fidonet is about communications. Tell your friends Fewer wives would be cranks if more men were selfstarters Ferengi Rule 103 - Sleep could interfere Feminism...the stop sign on the superinformation highway Feminizt's motto: "Veni, Vidi, Visa." Ferrets are like mom's, always nosing about your room! Ferengi Rule 31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother FidoNet....Have message, will eat Feminism is an a ugly dog licking her tail Feminists are proof that God has a sense of humor Ferengi: The 285 Rules of Tagline Acquisition Fido delivered my mail tonite .. good echo retriever. Pat.. Pat Ferengi and Klingons and Borg... oh my! FidoNet: The tenacity and intelligence of a tick _is_ a survival trait Fett's Rule: Never replicate a sucessful experiment Ferengi RoA # 62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit Fett, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SH Feminism lowers your testosterone Feudalism - it's your Count that votes Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing Fflush and then wwash your hands Fido's been bringing me recipes. Good boy Ferrets are like computer viruses, they get into everything Ferenghi and the IRS...Tax collectors of the universe! Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke" Feminism lowers your testosterone Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology Ferengi Rule 59: Free advice is seldom cheap Ferret: curiousity at warp speed Feminism is the mother of dementia Few of us can stand prosperity - someone else's Ferengi Rule 34: War is good for business Ferengi Rule 76: Every once in a while you declare peace Feminism isn't about RIGHTS, it's about REBELLION Ferguson's Law: A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget the whole hing." Ferengi Rule 1 - Once you have their money, never give it back Feminine Protection? A chartreuse flamethrower? Ferengi RoA # 12? Anything worth selling is worth selling twice Female-Only Defense 10: The Plea Bargain Defense Feminizts makes a case for the need for RETROACTIVE birth control Ferengi Rule 111: Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them Females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat Feminizts: A great untapped natural resource for doormats Fido's been bringing me messages, good dog! Fido-netmail is perfectly reliable Fer sell cheap: Cockpit takeoff checklist. Works great Fido Drow: An entire underground society with only 1 name,Bruce Ferengi RoA #194: Know about new customers before they walk in the Female-Only Defense 05: "The Depressed Mother" defense Ferrets Aaarrrgooooooooo! Feminists: perveyors of lies, distortions and falsehoods and etceteras Feminizts have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic Female shouldn't be defined as "not sexist" Fetus - a character on 'Gunsmoke' Fidelity: a strong itch where scratching is prohibited Female prison population is only 6$ of total inmates Feminism: The radical idea that men are scum Feminine protection is a 9mm LadySmith [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)