--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100046 Date: 01/31/98 From: OLIVIER COLLARD Time: 09:01am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: sexwar.txt Salut All, == Begin [sexwar.txt] ==== "A typical man."-Hoolihan. "Don't lump us all together."-Hawkeye "A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again!" -- Frank on Margaret "Ahhh! The bonus issue of Nudes Week." -- Hawkeye "Allow me to be frank." - CEW. "I beg your pardon?!" - Hoolihan "Are we dead?" - "Feels like heaven to me." -- Hawkeye "Are you married?" - "I was, but he wasn't." -- Hoolihan "At last I understand women," he sighed, and died. "Bother!" said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children. "Come on, you guys! I don't kiss and tell!" -- Radar "Do you have a wide repertoire?" - "What a personal question!" "Don't call the police. I just want to talk." -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan "Every nurse falls in love with you?"-"Only the ones with taste."-Hawk "Excuse me." -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye "Feminist leaders are afraid of strong women." - Rush Limbaugh "Good luck and watch out for Capt. Pierce." -- Potter to Nurse Bigelow "He'll pull through...unless his wife gets that letter." -- Trapper "Here come the bikinis! Let's synchronize our pacemakers!" - Waldorf "How sweet! Long-stemmed....stems?" -- Margaret to Frank "I dreamt I came home & Mildred was wearing BJ's mustache." -- Potter "I hate to see any marriage go kablooie." -- Col. Potter "I know women...I married a woman and I know what's goin' on." - Cosby "I like to think of myself as the social director of the heart."-Hawk "I looked up to see I had fallen in love with Doris Day." -- Potter "I love to see a strong man take charge...Now do what I say!"-Hoolihan "I was Snow White, but I drifted." -- Mae West "I'll look into the ladies' shower. So to speak." -- Col. Potter "I'm getting my whip!" -- Hoolihan to Klinger "I'm going straight to bed."-"Best offer I've had all night."-Hawkeye "I'm not sterile!" -- Hoolihan. "Congratulations!" -- Hawkeye. "I'm ululating." - Wilson. "I didn't know men could do that." - Tim "Is that your hand?" - "Is *what* my hand?" -- Hawkeye "Lois Lane wears lead-lined lingerie." Now say it fast 3 times. "Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce." -- Frank Burns "Married men go all to pieces when their girlfriends get engaged."-BJ "May you find a wife who dresses as well as you do." -- BJ to Klinger "My, you certainly have a wide repertoire!" - "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service...." Pants are optional...? "Peek into one shower and you're labeled for life." -- Trapper "Radar will decide who sleeps with whom." -- Col. Henry Blake "She got another stallion in the paddock?" -- Potter to Burns "Some of our guys can really shovel the old windsong." -- Col. Blake "Surgery is not a sexual sandbox!" -- Hoolihan "The male libido can be a very fragile thing." -- Hawkeye "There she was, this willowy blonde beauty." -- Col. Potter "There's always trolling for nurses." -- Trapper "This is a nursing staff, not a harem." -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye "We like to send threatening underwear." -- BJ "What are you doing Saturday night?" -- Klinger to Hoolihan "What if you don't get mail tomorrow?"-Radar."Wing it, stud."-Lt.Baker "When are you going to make a *real* delivery?" -- Lt. Baker to Radar "When you're in my tent you'll curb your glands." -- Hoolihan to Hawk "Where women giggle, there is malice." "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- Wilde "Women often have that reaction when they see me naked." -- Hawkeye "Would you please keep your hot lips sealed?" -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan "You can move your hand or lose it!" -- Margaret to Frank "You certainly are a delicious cook." -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan "You different men are all alike." -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye "You got a theme park between your legs?" - Jill Taylor "You make a great lower-lip sandwich." -- Hawkeye to nurse "You'll all be confined to my quarters..one at a time."-Hawk to nurses "You're beautiful when you're overworked." -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan "You're drooling on my duckie." -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan "You're sure you're not even gonna slug me once?" -- Radar to Hoolihan "Oh, wow..."-"Why do they always say 'oh, wow'?"-Dolly Parton 3 Types of miniskirts: Mini, Micro, Don't Bend Over. A cat is easier to train than a man. A cat is easier to understand than a woman. A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato. -- KJ Radkey A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*? A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally. A man is as good as he has to be, a woman as bad as she dares. A man is as old as he feels, a woman is as old as she looks. A man who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt woman doing it. A messy kitchen is the sign of a sexy woman. A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress. A too short mini-skirt leaves a definitive end in view. A woman is a two edged sword..driven through you! A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way! A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder. Anatomy is something everyone has that always looks better on a woman. And then Adam said, "What is a headache?" At a Betazoid wedding everybody can see who the best man *really* is. Bachelor rules for cooking: Brown = cooking, Black = done. Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. Behind every good woman there is a great behind. ;-) Breakfast tomorrow? Shall I call you or just nudge you? Careful is a naked man crossing a barbed wire fence! Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman. Clothes aren't sexy; women are. Coffee adultery: Your spouse has a 2nd cup from someone else's pot! Dj Sue: Your wife, Mary, has heard you call her that once too often. Do not fumble with a woman's logic! Dolly Parton is famous for *2* things: The left one and the right one. Eat chocolate before you whisper to a woman! Enjoy? Only if you get the Whip Mistress... Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself. Ex-girlfriend in twit filter! Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -Spock Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others. Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic. FidoNet Coffee Klatsch: We will, we will, MOCK you! First she is like a cat in the dark; then she is the darkness. Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself. FLY.COM down: (A)bort, (R)etry, (Z)ip up? Gateses to divorce! Wife won't do Windows... Gee, Yogi, I don't think the LOCK are gonna like this... Girl trouble? Isn't that redundant? Girl trouble? Those words automatically go together!!! Girls in a low-cut dress show a lot of heart. God created cats so that men could learn to understand women! God created men to give women someone to pick on. He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks. Home Safety Tip for Men #1: Don't iron naked. Honest, Dax, I was just looking at your combadge! Honest, Kira, I was just looking at your combadge! I *am* a Size 10. My fat is just there to protect my perfect body. I got these nude pictures of the moderat!@#$*$*%NO CARRIER I got these nude pictures of the syso$%&!@#$*$+*NO CARRIER I love an honest woman. (And her taglines) I tried leaving Lorena Bobbitt a message, but I kept getting cut off. I understand cats; women are the mystery! I'm curious 'bout TRAINING BRAS. Just whatcha train 'em for? I'm tired of sexist BBSes! I want a FEMAIL door! IF (wife="yes") THEN (money:="gone") ELSE single; If love is blind, then lingerie makes great braille. If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular? If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. If women experience MENOPAUSE, do men have WOMENOPAUSE? If you don't think women are explosive, drop one! If you think women are moody and bossy - get a cat. If you want the last word with a woman, apologize. If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him. In the end, gravity wins. -- Dolly Parton. Input/Output. All you computer people think about is sex. -SLR It is better to anger a dragon than a woman. Just THINK about where EGGS and MILK come from!!! Managing men is like trying to herd cats. Men are hormone-_driven_. Women are hormonally _imbalanced_. Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical. Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep nude!!! My ex-girlfriend's a cat lover. I sent her a Kzin for her birthday. Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop. Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or rested. NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes, and redheads!) No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes. Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. O.J. to re-marry - says he'll take another stab at it!! One who objects to being a sex object probably isn't. Please return stewardess to her original upright position. Practice safe sex...get married and be faithful OR ABSTAIN! Programming is like sex: 1 mistake & you have to support it for life. Psst! Your .ZIP file is open! Real Women don't get hot flashes... They get POWER SURGES! SELECT any_woman FROM yearbook WHERE hitched = 'false' SELECT brunette FROM phone_book WHERE status = 'single' Seminar for Men: Cooking -- Those numbers Between OFF and HI. Seminar for Men: How to ask for Directions. Seminar for Men: Laundry -- Red + White = pink. Seminar for Men: The Toilet Seat Goes up AND down. Seminar for Men: Your Microwave -- Beyond "Popcorn" Seminar for Women: Combatting The Impulse To Nag. Seminar for Women: Communicating is Not Saying, "Oh, nothing." Seminar for Women: Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself. Seminar for Women: Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity. Seminar for Women: How To Act Younger Than Your Mother. Seminar for Women: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One. Seminar for Women: How To Parallel Park. Seminar for Women: How to say what you mean with using allusions. Seminar for Women: If You Don't Want Excuses, Don't Demand. Seminar for Women: Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous. Seminar for Women: Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours. Seminar for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges. Seminar for Women: You Can Change The Oil Too. Seminar for Women: You Too Can Carry A Backpack.. Seminar for Women: Understanding Female Causes Of Male Drunkeness. So she told me it's either her or the cat. Nice kitty... Taglines? I thought you invited me to see your Tanlines! Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS. Terror (n). 1: Naked female Klingon with whip and PMS. The "Living Bra"?? Sounds like something out of a horror movie... The more I know women, the better I like my cat. Thieves demand your money or your life...Women want both! TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain! ... RIKER: Glad you liked it! Try Dr. Bashir's exciting new board game: Trill Pursuit. Unable to open BLOUSE.ZIP: (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ry harder? Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs. What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. When women cease to attract men, they turn to radical feminism. Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up? Woman is one of nature's more agreeable blunders. WOMAN.ZIP...Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP! Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it. Women and cats: Don't try to understand them, just try to enjoy them! Women and TV: Don't try to understand them, just try to enjoy them! Women are like fires: They go out if left unattended. Women may not hit harder, but they may hit lower. Thank you for not trying on your condom in the store. Women: Can't live with 'em... But yet they're everywhere! Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. "I'll just set the ol' phaser on 'emasculate'." -- P. Opus "We still play 'Catch Me, Catch Me,' but now we _walk_." - Joan Rivers "Can I Catch 'ya tomorrow?" - "Sure! Catch me tomorrow."-Joan Rivers MANURE (n): comes from a bull; WOMANURE (n): comes from a cow. Wine and women: They go uncommonly well together.... WOMAN.ZIP - Great program, but the README.1ST file is missing! Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. Men: Can't live with 'em, don't really need them anyways. == End [sexwar.txt] ==== Olivier. --- GoldED/386 3.00.Beta2+ * Origin: Olivier Collard, STGsoft Headquarters, Charleroi B (2:293/3219) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100047 Date: 02/01/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 12:13am \/To: JANADA OAKLEY (Read 2 times) Subj: Political Tags JO> Just to let you all know, I've updated the taglines on my website, GREAT! Now.. How about the address? ;) //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:20/11.7) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100048 Date: 01/24/98 From: ART KOPP Time: 04:21pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Wanted Taglines Does anyone have any good Outdoors type tags? ie: hunting,archery ect... --- SF-Quick 1.20 & Blue Wave/386 * Origin: ~THE FIREHOUSE BBS~ - 717.633.9202 (1:2700/911) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2200000 Date: 02/01/98 From: LOUIE TARPO Time: 12:53am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tags for Request RF> Here are my Tagline Files for anyone who wants 'em... just ask. RF> RF> bart tag 6,279 Bart's Blackboard RF> borg tag 32,040 The Borg RF> cow tag 9,508 Moo Cows RF> daffydef tag 10,331 Daffy Definitions Can you send these? Thanks Lou --- Renegade v10-05 Exp * Origin: The Hole In The Wall (303) 841-5515 USR V.34 (1:104/600) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2200001 Date: 02/01/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:02am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Famous last words: Well, would you like to try? Fart (Marsh Gas) Famous last words: Don't worry, it's safe Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend Fast computers will accept message typos just as easily as slow ones Famous last words: "Now stay alert! A good scout notices everything." Famous last words: That could never happen here Famous last words: Money! Famous last words: They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist Famous last word: What happens if you touch these two wires tog-- Famous last words: "Worf, you MUST be a wimp." Famous last words: "Aim for the Head" G. Gordon Liddy Famous last words: Backups? My hard drive won't crash! Fascinating, Jim. 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The government? Phaaa..."" Farfignewton: German word meaning "The joy of cookies" Fanaticism is the 11th deadly sin Famous last words #65: "Let's chop down that Treant for firewood." Famous last words #31: "Hey dragon--BITE ME!" Fandom: I think drugs would be cheaper Fantasies are dreams from the heart Fangs, tail, fur.. I'm ready for a night in the woods Farmer Bob. ... Your barn door's open Famous last words: "No one ever died from this!" Famous Last Words: NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage! Famous last words: It's not loaded Famous last quote: I think it's dead. --A bear hunter Farmers do it with Deere Fascinating. A pattern is developing. - Spock Fanatic: One who redoubles his effort after he's lost sight of his aim [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2200002 Date: 02/01/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:03am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Fart? No, that was a Mexican barking spider. Farfromthinking : 4 blondes in a Volkswagon Famous last words: "I know exactly what I'm doing!" Famous last words: Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of towelheads! Famous Last Words: No Lock can Hold Me - H. Houdini Famous last words: Seat belts? I don't need to use `em Fanaticism is not a gender issue; it's a mental health issue. - MB Famous Last Words: This bunker can withstand a OH SH%*@$)(@ Fart.....What was that you said Shane? Fantastic dreams come true, inventing something new.. -Rush Fan club? What kind of celebrity clubs their fans?!? Famous Last Words: Nothing ever happens on the first level Farfromthinkin: Four Blondes in a Volkswagon Famous last words #35: "I swim in the gray ooze." Farewell to the cliffs of Gibraltar, farewell to the Barbary Main Famous Last Words: Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way! Farmers do it in the dirt Fans don't boo nobodies Farmers do it with cows, sheep and other assorted animals Fantasy Withdrawl! Get me to a holodeck, **quick** !! Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant." Fasinating fact #234: Rats can't vomit Farts have an odor so deaf people can appreciate them Famous last words: I hope OSHA doesn't find out about this Famous Last Words: What are you doing over there? Famous Last Words: Trust me! I'm a consultant Famous last words #69: You're a sorry excuse for a Redheaded Mistress! Farber's Second Law: A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else Famous last words: "I'm not afraid." Famous Last Words: You saw WHAT around the corner? Famous last words: Make me! I dare you! Famous last words: Dragons are *sooooo* stupid Famous last words: Wonder what this button does Famous Last Words: What's this button do? Famous last words: "Are you REALLY a Borg?" Famous last word: It's always sunny there this time of the year Fashion Hamburgers?! - Crow on restaurant sign Famous last words: Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds Fast - Cheap - Good. Pick two Famous Last Words: Nope. No trap on THIS chest Famous Quotes: "Would you believe...?" - M. Smart Famous Last Words: Yes, this phaser is emp....OOOPS! Famous Last Words: No need losing one's head over it - M. Antoinette Famous Last Words: Moderator, _what_ Moderator? Far away is only far away if you don't go there FastLst US Support/Distribution/Registration Site Farfergnookie: Sex in a VW Famous Last Words:"That thief is stupid to want to kill me" - Darkwood Farber's Fourth Law: Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows Fangio is the best driver we have ever known. - Stirling Moss Famous last words: OK Famous Last Words:"I always wanted to be a hero" - Darkwood Fascism: You have two cows. Government takes both, sells you the milk Famous last words: You attach this bungee cord, where...? Farmers grow bigger roots Famous spokesperson for hire (*CHEAP!*) email to: oj@lajail.com Farfromthinkin: Two Blondes in a Volkswagon Famous Last Words: YES, I checked the water for throat leeches Famous last words #42: "I kiss the Gorgon." Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up Famous Last Words: Was I the only one who heard that click? 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Famous Last Words: This is a test message Farmer: Changed a whole lot of things Famous last word: We won't need reservations Famous last quote: There's too much violence in plays these days. --Abraham Lincoln Famous last words: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this Fanatics do what they know God would do if God had all the facts Farhflungnoodle: Mouthful of spaghetti after a sneeze Famous Last Words: Yes, cut the red wire! I'm sure that's right! Famous last words: "Look at all the Indians." --Gen. Cus Far Heap Corrupt: A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, F)ail? Fascinating, Sir! Intriging, Sir! Curious, Sir! DATA!!! SHUT UP!!! Famous last words: "The DM won't let us die!" Famous Last Words: Why bother checking for traps? Farfignewton: a long way to the next cookie Famous last words: Oh SH*T! Famous last words: What, me worry...? Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Famous last words: No hidden cameras in this store Famous last words: I found the traaaaaaaaap Famous last words: I shall assume full responsibility for losing them Famous Last Words: We really didn't need a Cleric anyway Fascists love Gun Control Famous last words: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix Fandom--drugs would be cheaper Farvergnaked: Nude German Driver [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)