--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100036 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (32/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (32/33) What's this button do#$!@#$*&*$ @ NO CARRIER What's this loose cable doin #%*#-4@@% NO CARRIER What? I'm missing "Grace Under Fire"! #@%&*@* NO CARRIER What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER What? Lorena Bobbitt moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER What?! I'm missing Animania@$%^ NO CARRIER What??! Star Trek is on?! I'm outta her@%& NO CARRIER What??!! Animaniacs is on? @$% NO CARRIER Wheel of Randomity, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the taglines @TO? When @TO@ opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops. When I said I'd love to, I thought you were the OTHER @TOFIRST@! When the going gets tough, @FN@ finds someone to blame. When the going gets tough, @FN@ goes drinking. When the going gets tough, @TO@ runs away. When the lights are out, @FN@'s nice-looking. When the lights are out, no one can see you slash @FN@ with your stick. When you've got them by the b@lls, their hearts and minds will follow. Where in the #%&@ *IS* Carmen San Diego?! Where in the #@%& is Waxahachie, Texas? Where is @FN@? Making room for more beer? Where is Mr. @TOLAST@? Making room for more beer. Where is Ms. @TOLAST@? Making room for more beer. Where the #@!% IS Carmen SanDiego? Where the hell did that photon torpedo go?? %^!@$%^&*! NO CARRIER Where there's smoke...there's @FN@'s cooking. Where's my sparkling wate#$>&#-&:{!#@....NO PERRIER Where's that smoke coming fro!@#$***%$ NO CARRIER Where's the %!&@ pause button when you need it? Oh Lady... Which is better, SNES or Sega? Definately Seg@^~* @"dfb .NO CARRIER Who Cares About Static Ele*@@@htuy5iutsajhsdh dfiu...... Who cares anyways, @FN@. Who died and made you root@everywhere? Who says nothing is impossible? @N@'s been doing nothing for years. Whoa, that lighting was real clo..@#!@#$%NO CARRIER Whoa, that lightning was real clo%&@%^& NO CARRIER Why Is My Printer Leaking? I Said SERIAL Not CEREAL @#*% Why can't @FN@ remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN? Why experiment on animals? Just use @FN@. Why experiment on animals? Just use @TO@. Why is that cat chewing on that phone cor#@$!%^*!@# NO CARRIER Why is the house on fire#&& &$&&!@$%# NO CARRIER Why is there air? To fill @FN@'s head. Why should we pay any attention to @TO@? Why shouldn't I use my computer in a lightning ST@#$%*^% Why sure, Dos-shell can multi-tas #$!&*@#$& NO CARRIER Why would Imperial Troops want to slaughter @FN@? Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @LN@s? Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @TOLAST@s? Why yes, @FN@ - I DO know everything! Will Rogers never met @TO@. Will he be able to resist pushing the big red button? AHEEE! $#*@NO William! Don't chew on that ^?=%&`*@#~!... NO CARRIER Windows Error #0052: Press F46@CG(uiT)GH56%JgtqYL3 to continue. Windows is the most stable GUI eve*(@(NO CARRIER With friends like @FN@, who needs to hallucinate? With talent on loan from Roto-Rooter, it's @N@! With talent on loan from Wal-Mart, it's @N@! With talent on loan from a cesspool, it's @N@! With talent on loan from a pawnshop, it's @N@! Without a doubt, without a clue! @TO@, that's who. Women & Cats do as they likeMen & Dogs, get used to it $#@%* fast! Wonder what this button does? *&^(&^)#@$*&_% NO CARRIER Worf! Confine Lieutenant, no, ENSIGN @LN@ to the brig! Worf! Confine Lieutenant, no, ENSIGN @N to the brig! Worf, fire at Will! Oh it's YOU @N. Worf, fire at @N! Would it give you a lot of pleasure, @FN@? Would someone say "Hello" to @FROM@? Wow! Did you see how close that lighting was#*@$&^&*~^ *NO CARRIER* Wow, That lightning sounded clo@%!#&@ NO CARRIER Wow, that lightning looks bri**&%^^#@ NO CARRIER Write your congressman, only you can stop the great fleece of `@DY@!!! X XXX__-_\/Xx@\\=//.(Embroidering with a cat in your arms) YAWN: The only time @FN@ gets to open his mouth. Yeah, and now *I* itch all over! @$#% Tribbles !! Yes, God has a sense of humor! @FN@'s here, right? Yes, Moerator, I was on topic, want to do something about#$%@ NO CARRIER Yield to temptation...it may be your only chance, @FN@! Yo mama so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to @TO@. Yokozuna with the Banzai drop on @FN!!!!!! You MUST be kidding, @FN@! You are clearly the best warrior in the realm, @TO! You call that an attack @f?...Ha!..Watch This...... You can tell that to @LN@, he may only take your ship. You can't cut MY feed, you no go... }}}@# NO CARRIER You can't land an airplane on the ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER You can't tell @TOFIRST@ anything. He has a soundproof head. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100037 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (4/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (4/33) @F wrote Tribble TAGS! by pouring tea on a Ouiji Board. @FN@ - Paranoia Poster child for 1994. @FN@ at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines. @FN@ found eating buttered popcorn in Broom closet @FN@ has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. @FN@ has no Elvis in him. @FN@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion. @FN@ said, "Put in a tagline". So I did. @FN@ was one who thought they were a tagline... @FN@ would rather be playing hockey. @FN@'s hugs warm my soul and place a smile in my heart. @FN@'s just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him. @FN@'s just tagging along for the pun of it. @FN@'s the brains sweetheart! @FN@'s three dot's short of a tagline! @FN@, Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. @FN@, my boy... why did you have to fry poor Greedo like that? @FN@, were gonna have company! @FN@, you are part of the Rebel Alliance... and a traitor! @FN@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong? @FN@? @N@ where are you?! @FROM@ is getting an education with an offline reader @FROM@: Patriot, Pagan, and PROUD of it! @LN@ University: Where men are men and the women are too. @LN@ Wa Nin Chee Goo Yja Wetching Tri Whynin E Oh Ska. @LN@ is here. The Force is with him. @LN@ smashes his stick in frustration. @LN@ was seduced by the dark side of the Force. @LN@'s playing hockey with a warped puck. @LN@, I'll pay you because it's my pleasure. @LN@, get us out of here! @LN@, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans... @N - 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen. @N -- moderator of the KLINGON_COOKING echo. @N is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes. @N wrote Tribble TAGS! by pouring tea on a Ouiji Board. @N's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it. @N's electroencephalographically challenged. @N: TIME's 1995 Moron of the Year. @N: Twit of the Year 1995. Congratulations! @N@ - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag @N@ - The LEAST dangerous man in America! @N@ forgot the gun was loaded. @N@ saw Elvis... He sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO. @N@'s a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore. @N@, this is a very large drink. @N@. I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon. @N@... Jedi Knight! @N@? What makes you think so? @S said @N pulling the tribble from his honey pot @S! said @N pulling a tribble from his honey pot. @S! said @N removing the tribble from his honey pot! @S! said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95. @S! said @N, and installed WINDOWS 95. @S! said @N, as he pulled a Tribble from a honey pot. @S! said @N, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. @S! said @N, as he was assumed to be a lamer. Get me WIN 95!! @S! said @N, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad. @S! said @N, as the Tribbles rained down on him. @S! said @N, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. @S! said @N, pulling the tribble from his honey pot @S, said @N, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. @S, said @N, pulling the Tribble from his honey pot. @S, said @N, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. @T is a fickle tagline collector indeed! @T wrote Tribble TAGS! by pouring tea on a Ouiji Board @TAGS.LIS - ***** Return to Main TAGS List ***** @TF at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines. @TFName's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM} @TFName's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day! @TFName's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour. @TFName, when are you going to ask me for Taglines? I have thousands! @TO at Pooh Corner: Looking for honey Taglines. @TO@ (c) @YEAR@, Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics. @TO@ - @YEAR@ U.S. Javelin Catching Team member. @TO@ - @YEAR@ U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member. @TO@ - Acme Acres' real estate agent. @TO@ - All the lights don't shine in his marquee. @TO@ - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag. @TO@ - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel. @TO@ - Born a day late, and like that ever since. @TO@ - Born brain dead and still is that way. @TO@ - Born ugly and losing ground ever since. @TO@ - Charles Manson's drinking buddy. @TO@ - Condom poster child for @YEAR@. @TO@ - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth. @TO@ - Contributes to the population problem. @TO@ - Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. @TO@ - Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. @TO@ - Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. @TO@ - Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. @TO@ - Drivelmaster. @TO@ - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span. @TO@ - Forgot to pay his brain bill. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100038 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (5/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (5/33) @TO@ - Grease spot on the driveway of life. @TO@ - Her sewing machine's out of thread. @TO@ - His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. @TO@ - His belt doesn't go through all the loops. @TO@ - If he had another brain, it would be lonely. @TO@ - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store. @TO@ - Mental agility of a soap dish. @TO@ - Mentally challenged. @TO@ - No grain in the silo. @TO@ - Paranoia Poster child for @YEAR@. @TO@ - Poster child for Densa. @TO@ - Poster child for birth control. @TO@ - Rebel without a clue. @TO@ - Redneck extrordinaire! @TO@ - Renewable energy source for hot air balloons. @TO@ - Result of a first cousin marriage. @TO@ - Sailboat fuel for brains. @TO@ - Sorry about your rectocranial inversion. @TO@ - Taste tester for Alpo. @TO@ - The cheese slid off his cracker. @TO@ - The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. @TO@ - Too much yardage between the goal posts. @TO@ - Warning - Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. @TO@ - With one more neuron he'd have a synapse. @TO@ WAS born yesterday! @TO@ blew his O-rings. @TO@ blew the hatch before the lock sealed. @TO@ bought his intellect from K-Mart. @TO@ can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff. @TO@ caught searching for UFO that left him here! @TO@ comes from a long line of first cousins. @TO@ couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings. @TO@ couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese. @TO@ desperately needs help. @TO@ doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard. @TO@ doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. @TO@ doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag. @TO@ doesn't have all the dots on his dice. @TO@ doesn't have both oars in the water. @TO@ doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic. @TO@ doesn't know what he's talking about. @TO@ doesn't know what she's talking about. @TO@ doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on. @TO@ echoes between the ears. @TO@ failed as a proof-reader for M & M's. @TO@ fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided. @TO@ forgot the gun was loaded. @TO@ forgot to pay his brain bill. @TO@ gets his news from Mad Magazine. @TO@ got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express. @TO@ has a Wessonality disorder. @TO@ has a one-bit brain with a parity error. @TO@ has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready. @TO@ has a room-temperature I.Q. @TO@ has a slow clock. @TO@ has a very good point. @TO@ has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. @TO@ has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat! @TO@ has bubbles in his think tank. @TO@ has his solar panels aimed at the moon. @TO@ has it floored in neutral. @TO@ has several screws loose. @TO@ has too many lice to feel an itch. @TO@ has trouble dealing with reality. @TO@ has two neurons separated by a spirochete. @TO@ headbutts steel posts for fun. @TO@ is Bisexual ... PHHHHHHHHHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! @TO@ is Bisexual ... PHHHHHHHHHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! @TO@ is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental. @TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers.. @TO@ joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party. @TO@ just enjoys the abuse. @TO@ loses arguments with @CONFNAME@. @TO@ makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny. @TO@ makes wood seem intelligent. @TO@ needs another brain to make it to half-wit. @TO@ only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in. @TO@ plays solitaire ... for cash. @TO@ runs squares around the competition. @TO@ sat under the ozone hole too long. @TO@ saw Elvis. He sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO. @TO@ says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu. @TO@ sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun. @TO@ still believes in the tooth fairy, too. @TO@ studies hard for blood tests. @TO@ suddenly became flat as it started raining anvils. @TO@ suffers from terminal brain-lock. @TO@ suffers from terminal brain-skid. @TO@ suffers from too many radiation treatments. @TO@ thinks at 5 baud. @TO@ thought drugs were fun `til he started studying pharmacy. @TO@ was born twins and they killed the wrong one! @TO@ was caused by a failed condom. @TO@ wasn't abused as a child, but should have been. @TO@ wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem. @TO@'s 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen. @TO@'s Barney's biggest fan. @TO@'s Losing touch with reality more each day. @TO@'s Reality-ometer: E[\........]F Hmmph! Thought so... @TO@'s Slinky's kinked. @TO@'s TIME's @YEAR@ Moron of the Year. @TO@'s Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms. @TO@'s a closet homosapien! @TO@'s a couple of revisions behind. @TO@'s a couple of volts below threshold. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100039 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (6/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (6/33) @TO@'s a few beans short of a burrito. @TO@'s a few beers short of a six-pack. @TO@'s a few bombs short of a cluster. @TO@'s a few clowns short of a circus. @TO@'s a few feathers short of a whole duck. @TO@'s a few fries short of a Happy Meal. @TO@'s a few holes short of a whiffle ball. @TO@'s a few peas short of a casserole. @TO@'s a few pickles short of a jar. @TO@'s a fool's fool. @TO@'s a hole in his bag of marbles. @TO@'s a jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them. @TO@'s a legend in his own mind. @TO@'s a living example of artificial intelligence. @TO@'s a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore. @TO@'s a sausage short of a barbecue. @TO@'s a self-made man, and worships his creator. @TO@'s a sheep in sheep's clothing. @TO@'s a victim of retroactive birth control. @TO@'s about as bright as a black hole. @TO@'s about as bright as a small appliance bulb. @TO@'s about as sharp as a bowling ball. @TO@'s about as sharp as a pin head. @TO@'s about as sharp as jello. @TO@'s about as smart as live bait. @TO@'s about four cents short of a nickel. @TO@'s all booster - no payload. @TO@'s all crown - no filling. @TO@'s all foam, no beer. @TO@'s all sail and no boat. @TO@'s always in the right place, but at the wrong time. @TO@'s always sharpening his sleeping skills. @TO@'s an example of why some animals eat their young. @TO@'s an experiment in Artificial Stupidity. @TO@'s an intellect rivaled only by garden tools. @TO@'s as bright as a burnt out light bulb. @TO@'s as flaky as a snowstorm. @TO@'s as screwed up as a football bat. @TO@'s as sharp as a marble. @TO@'s as smart as bait. @TO@'s as thick as two short planks. @TO@'s as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar. @TO@'s attic's very dusty. @TO@'s been napping in front of the ion shield again. @TO@'s been playing with his wand too much. @TO@'s been playing with the plutonium again. @TO@'s been short on oxygen one time too many. @TO@'s been using his head as a mass driver. @TO@'s brain has freezer burn. @TO@'s bright as a tulip bulb. @TO@'s buffer is full. @TO@'s inbred and proud of it! @TO@'s informationally deprived. @TO@'s just another inmate in this insane world. @TO@'s knitting with only one needle. @TO@'s little red choo choo done jumped the track. @TO@'s living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum. @TO@'s memory is truly random-access. @TO@'s mind is like a steel sieve. @TO@'s mind is like a steel trap - full of mice. @TO@'s mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut! @TO@'s missing a few buttons on his remote control. @TO@'s mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral. @TO@'s on her last lap around the gene pool. @TO@'s on his last lap around the gene pool. @TO@'s on the batting end of a no-hitter. @TO@'s on the wrong end of the Information Superhighway. @TO@'s one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. @TO@'s one bean short of a burrito. @TO@'s one burrito short of a combo meal. @TO@'s one fry short of a happy meal. @TO@'s one id short of a personality. @TO@'s one marble shy of a full deck. @TO@'s one sandwich short of a picnic. @TO@'s one taco short of a combination plate. @TO@'s parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater. @TO@'s playing baseball with a rubber bat. @TO@'s playing hockey with a warped puck. @TO@'s playing with an unstrung raquet. @TO@'s post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid. @TO@'s pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere. @TO@'s proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. @TO@'s receiver is off the hook. @TO@'s reinventing mediocrity. @TO@'s risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion. @TO@'s seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way. @TO@'s several nuts short of a full pouch. @TO@'s skating on the wrong side of the ice. @TO@'s skylight leaks a little. @TO@'s slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years. @TO@'s so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral. @TO@'s so stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout. @TO@'s son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows. @TO@'s squirrel food. @TO@'s still trying to figure out who he is. @TO@'s surfing in Nebraska. @TO@'s swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool. @TO@'s the LEAST dangerous man in America! @TO@'s the person who brought you the beer milkshake. @TO@'s the third Warner Brother on Animaniacs. @TO@'s twit of the Year @YEAR@. Congratulations! @TO@'s two tacos short of a combination plate. @TO@'s zero k memory. @TOFIRST@ Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. @TOFIRST@ KNOWS Tag-X Pro! @TOFIRST@ at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines. @TOFIRST@ has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100040 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (7/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (7/33) @TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion. @TOFIRST@ is so cool, friends ask him to sleep over during the summer. @TOFIRST@ loves animals. In fact, he's been arrested for it 7 times. @TOFIRST@ loves his dog. The dog would rather he didn't do that. @TOFIRST@ must be home. The modem is still warm. @TOFIRST@ saw Elvis. He sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO. @TOFIRST@ walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. @TOFIRST@ wanders off in an insane daze singing to himself. @TOFIRST@! Is that a UFO outside? @TOFIRST@'s thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance. @TOFIRST@, there's some lovely filth down here. --Monty Python. @TOFIRST@, you are lovely... in a tagline. @TOLAST@ Motors - Home of the World's Largest Lemon Collection. @TOLAST@ University - Where men are men and the women are too. @TOLAST@'s Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!! @TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT! @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/*_/*_/*_/*_/* _/@ - Tribble hockey teams @d:\bbs\binkley\TAGLINE.LST A @#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat A Jedi named @N@ betrayed and murdered your father. A Rock =====<<< @N@ <<<===== A Hard Place A Rose is a Rose is a Rose by any name ---,-'--{@ ---,-'--{@ A bisexual @N@ likes sheep and cattle A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's #TO@! A cat stretches from one end of @F's childhood to the other. A cat stretches from one end of @TOFIRST@'s childhood to the other. A dress makes no sense unless it inspires @FN@ to remove it. A duel of wits? With @FN@? I never attack anyone who us unarmed! A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door...O@o+X^NO CARRIER A large pizza, a case of beer, and @FN@ to go, please. A large pizza, a case of beer, and @TOFIRST@ to go, please. A mind was wasted on @TO@. A rose for Jeni Morgan. ---<--<-@. A rose for Orville Bullitt. ---<--<-@. A rose for Steve Boisvenue ---<--<-@ A rose for you--> --'---,---{@ A rose is a rose is a rose... ----'{-,-{@ A rose is a rose is a rose.... ----'--,-{@ A shot of reality never hurt anyone:%@^&$## NO CARRIER A stick..is that all your fighting with @F!?!....<Evil Grin>... A walk on the WILDSIDE. Tony266@vabeach.relay.ucm.org A word to @FN@ is necessary. A word to @FN@ is unnecessary. A)bort R)etry S)mack the @#$%* thing A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat AARRGGHH! The Sysop is picking on me&)#*@(&#($* NO CARRIER AIDS is a virus - @F is a punishment from God AIDS is a virus - @N@ is a punishment from God. AIDS is a virus - @TO@ is a punishment from God ALL MEN! RUN! IT'S THE BOBBITTS! AAAAAAARRRGGHHH! #@&$&) NO CARRIER ALL RIGHT! Who super-glued *everything* to my desk?!#@! AMBLIN PRESS RELEASE: The New Dr.Who will be played by @N@. AOL ? @S! said @N, and loaded his new, cool, WINDOWS 95 software. ATTENTION ......@FN@ has finished reading this message. ATTENTION EVERYONE! @N@ has the car! AU$@#%^&46F*HEY CAT! <<SMACK>> and stay OFF the keyboard! AU$@#%^&46F*HEY CAT! <<SMACK<<...and stay OFF the keyboard! AU$@#%^&46F*HEY KAT! <<SMACK>>...and stay OFF the keyboard! Absence makes @TN@ groan and fondle and pull her nipples taut!! According to my calculations, the @FF@ does not exist! Admiral @LN@ is in Major Kira's quarters. Admit it, @FN@. You're *really* a closet dittohead, aren't you? Admit it, @N@, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head. Admit it, @TO@, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head. After a few years in cyberspace, even @N@ starts to look good! After all that practice, @TO@ still doesn't lie well. After these messages, @FN@ and Chrissy play nice. After they made @TO@, they broke the jello mold. Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try @TN@ Agent @LN@, you are hereby reassigned to the X - Files. Ah so. You want connect China?...%$#@& - SO SORRY. NO TICKEE - NO CALLEE Ah, @F, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed Ah, @TOFIRST@, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed Ah. @FN@... Would you grab that piece of skull, please? Ahh... Ahh!... AHH!!...... CHOOOOO#%^@$% NO CARRIER AhhAhh!AHH!!...CHOOOOO#%^@$% NO CARRIER Ahhhh No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER AhhhhNo Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER Ain't no mystical Force controls my dest*#&@# NO CARRIER Al Gore - TIME's 19@DY@ Moron of the Year. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100041 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (8/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (8/33) Al Gore - condom poster child for 19@DY@. Al Gore: Twit of the Year 19@DY@. Congratulations! Alexander.vanderSluijs@Stud.IO.TUDelft.NL, fido 2:281/500.4 Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain @N@? Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain @FN@? All I want for Christmas is @TF@ wrapped in only a red bow. All I want for Christmas is @TOFIRST@ and a chain saw! All I want for Christmas is @TOFIRST@ wrapped in cellophane. All I want for Yule is @F@ wrapped in only a red bow! All for one; one for all; @FN@ above all! All stressed out and *!@#$%@* NO CARRIER All stressed out, and @FN@'s not around to choke. All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS All work and no taglines makes @F a dull @L! All work and no taglines makes @TFName a dull @TName! Alright... who siphoned the blood out of @FN@? Ambasador @FF@; your logic escapes me. - Picard And @FN@ being a little crazy helps, too! And @FN@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators. And @TO@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators. And God said #()@*%&B#( and there was light. And God said, "Let there be idiots." And @TO@ was born And I am C-@FN@, human cyborg relations. And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyborg relations. And Losira appeared and said, I am for you, @N@. And Orville Bullitt, do you take this woman to be your@%*&!%?NO MARRIER And Trident cut up @TOFIRST@ with his Spinning Trident... And keep your @+#! dirty words the %!$ outta here!! And now - Only $19.95 - @TO@-in-a-can! And now, @FN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base. And now, @FN@, we will discuss the location of the Stanley Cup. And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base. And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @FN to a crisp! And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @fn@ to a crisp! And the ancient spell-using red dragon chars @n@ to a crisp!!! And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?" And this, @FN@, is an airlock. Andragon attacks @FN@Raptor. Film at eleven Animaniacs sucks! #$^@$%^#$% NO CARRIER Annette! Karen! Cubby! @FN@! Annoy @N@: Remind him that the US isn't a Christian country! Another @$%^%*&^&* Tagline!!!! Another @$%^%*&^&* recipe!!!! Another message from @N@'s demented and deluded mind. Anyone can get lost in a fog, but @TO creates his own. Anyone can get lost in a fog, but @TOFIRST@ creates his own. Anyone ever tell you that you look a little like @N@? Anything preying on @FN@'s mind would starve to death. Anything that can go wro#@^% Bus ERROR -- Core Dumped Anything that can go wro$@+/#^% Bus Error - Core Dumped. Anything that can possibly can go wrong, *^%(@#*% NO CARRIER Anything that possibly can go wrong wi~$@q NO CARRIER Anything that possibly can go wrong, *^%(@#*% NO CARRIER Anything you say, @FN@... Apology accepted, Captain @FN@. Are you sure that's perfectly safe? @$#%#NO CARRIER Arkytech@netcom.com Operator halted! Cat needs attention! Arkytech@netcom.com Operator halted! Star Trek's on! Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@(&#($*^^NO CARRIER As for you @FN@, all I know is that you know nothing. Ask yourself: Did @N@ pass the Turing Test? Assumption #1 - @TO@ is smarter than trees. At last! Darth @TL@the dark lord of the evil cynical empire! Attack Socrates, @F! How tough can he be, anyway! Attention everybody! @TOFIRST@ Blackadder has another cunning plan! Attention everybody! @TOFIRST@ has another cunning plan! Attention! @N eats cats and is not wearing pants! Aussie Access Line?...%$#@& - NAY CARRIER, MATE Available on the InterNet at 9208033h@Lux.Levels.UniSA.Edu.Au Aw come on guys, can't you take a $%#@&*NO CARRIER Awww, me with all these curves, and @fn@ with no brakes. B@ Something is VERY wrong here! B@ This tagline made backwards by Tag O' The Day B@ Why can't you see things my way? BACKUP NOT FOUND: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic, (O)h &*%$|+@! BANG! @FN@'s dead! BBS Lingo: GD&R; Grinning, Ducking & Running (@ end of "nasty" message) BEGIN PGP TAGLINE v2.3 ---- hfk5+GL0freojkAR2mpwm@!+wlxmS ----END PGP BENJI! Watch out for that ca -- @#%^@^$%^ NO TERRIER BEWARE!!!! @X82 Color Coded Taglines!!! @X84 Not for the Faint At Heart! BFG9000? I'll raise a Phase Transit Cannon. OH SH%^&*&%@!@#^(NO CARRIER) BIKER B@#$H FROM HELL, INC.-Live to Ride, Ride to Live BTW, These are @*#STOLEN#*@ taglines, from you users! BUDWEISER.CAN found. BOTTLE.RUM found. @N@ found...LOADED! BURP hic up @#!^%*(* My computer is drunk ... BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY *@%!#&! BUSY... BUSY... BUSY... BUSY... *@%!#&! Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100042 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (9/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (9/33) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)#@K it! Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, h &*%$|+@! Bad Command or FIlename. Or maybe @FN@ screwed up! Bad Command or Filename...It's all @N@'s fault! Bad Command or Filename...It's all @TO@'s fault! Bad Dog! Don't chew the power cor!@!Phzzt!&$ NO TERRIER Bad day: your lover calls out @TO@ during sex. Bad day: your lover calls out @FN@ during sex Bad day: your lover calls out @FN@ during sex. Bad dog! Don't chew on the power cor#$@!% NO TERRIER Bad dog! No, don't bite that cabl*&%@$!#NO TERRIER Bad news, @OTO@. I sold your soul to the devil. Bah Humbug, you little twit...%$#@& - NO MERRIER Bang! @N@'s dead! Bariel in the arboretum swimming, @TOFIRST@, her smile wide Barney is my hero! @#$&*! NO CARRIER Barney is to television as @TOFIRST@ is to RIME Barney is to television what @TO@ is to Fidonet Barney is to television what @TO@ is to Fidonet. Barney is to television what @TOFIRST@ is to Fidonet Barney is to television what @TOFIRST@ is to Fidonet. Barney worshiper @TO@ said this: AARRGGHH! Slander! Barney worshiper @TO@ said this: Be vewy, vewy quiet Barney worshipper @TO@ said this: Be vewy, vewy quiet Bartender, set up a tab for me. @FN@'s buying the beer! Bartender, set up a tab for me. @TOFIRST@'s buying the beer! Be A Moderator @FN@! & May the force be with you! Be A Moderator @TOFIRST@! & May the force be with you! Be gentle to all and stern with yourself. - St Teresa of Avila@0E@ Be kind to animals - hug @TOFIRST@ Be not overcome of evil, @FN@, but overcome evil with good. Be quiet, @TOFIRST@, or I shall have to hurt you. - Brain Be still, and know that I am God @TOFIRST@. - Psalm 46:10 Be the ball, @FN@. Be the ball. Be the ball, @TOFIRST@. Be the ball Beam me up, @TOFIRST@. There's no intelligent life down here Beat me, whip me, make me write @TName Taglines. Beat me, whip me, make me write @TO Taglines. Beat me, whip me, make me write @TOFIRST@ Taglines Been reading those Illuminati conspiracy books again, @TOFIRST@? Been to the movies lately @F? They talk now, and everything! Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend @TOFIRST@ here Before Men's Hair Club (:) After @:) Behave @fn@, or I *won't* spank you! Behead @N@ for Allah! Behead @TO@ for Allah! Behind Door #3 is... @TO@! Better luck next time. <*POOF*> Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle! Benji look out! There's a lion! !@*%^$# NO TERRIER Benji! Don't run out in the street- @#$*#'_.NO TERRIER Benji! Look out for that lion#@#~NO TERRIER Benji! Don't run out in the street! $#!@& - NO TERRIER Benji! Don't run out into the street! @$%%#$-= NO TERRIER Benji! Don't run out onto the road! $%_@ -- [NO TERRIER]. Benji! Watch out for that car!! WHAP ^*($$#@ NO TERRIER Benji!, look out for that car %@%&@@15 $!^$#&!@<>>, NO TERRIER Bet the farm on @SECOND@! Beware the 4 horsemen of apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence & @TOFIRST@ Beware the Inn @TOFIRST@...While you sleep...I'LL get ya... Beware the Inn @f...While you sleep...I'LL get ya...... Bite your tongue, @TO@, or better yet, let me DO IT Bless@#$&%@*/&!..No Eris, not yet..^%$#&....ed Be Bob Saget is cool! !#($&!@#$ NO CARRIER Borg..Where? I Don't see an...@&*%#$@ Borg: May we assimilate you, @TO@? Borg? Where? I don't se&#@#%$@$%%NO CARRIER. BorgTV: @TOFIRST@' programs will be assimilated after these messages. Bother said Pooh as @TFIRST@ replied to his message. Bother! said @F and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator. Bother! said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass. Bother! said @TO, as he received his phoone-bill. Bother! said Pooh and carved @F's name in the black candle. Bother! said Pooh and twitted @TO. Bother! said Pooh joining @TO in making excuses. Bother! said Pooh taking the last hit from @F's dope. Bother! said Pooh, and twitted @N@. Bother! said Pooh, and twitted @TO@. Bother! said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver. Bother! said Pooh, as @F cheated on him. Bother! said Pooh, as @F ran to him with his pants down. Bother! said Pooh, as @F wrought terrible revenge upon him. Bother! said Pooh, as @F's condom ripped. Bother! said Pooh, as @N@ >*S*W*I*P*E*D*< a better tagline Bother! said Pooh, as @TO broke the last seal. Bother! said Pooh, as @TO butchered him for his paws and liver. Bother! said Pooh, as @TO caught him. Bother! said Pooh, as @TO decompressed the airlock. Bother! said Pooh, as @TO gave him to the Emperor. Bother! said Pooh, as @TO posted again. Bother! said Pooh, as @TO torched the forest. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100043 Date: 01/31/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 03:17am \/To: OLIVIER COLLARD (Read 2 times) Subj: STGtag catalogue OC> Ok, I just posted the first line today. Great! Thanx!! OC> But you'll have to wait a bit for the next ones... Well.. All I've got is time. :) //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:20/11.7) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100044 Date: 01/27/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 07:26am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Tags for Request Here are my Tagline Files for anyone who wants 'em... just ask. bart tag 6,279 Bart's Blackboard borg tag 32,040 The Borg cow tag 9,508 Moo Cows daffydef tag 10,331 Daffy Definitions default tag 2,308 Miss Cellaney moder tag 132,062 Moderators (MAY CONTAIN DUPES) oxymoron tag 50,529 Oxymorons shake tag 13,675 Shakespeare sm tag 15,315 Sailor Moon sysop tag 11,864 Sysops tribble tag 75,979 Ack! Tribbles ******** war tag 38,166 Combat/War xmas tag 39,132 'Tis the Season... [k] Kamek the TagKoopa [i] AOLSD address: SlrAlpha@aol.com ... Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed... >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I recognize the Green Frog. 37/1 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100045 Date: 01/31/98 From: OLIVIER COLLARD Time: 09:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: dontsay.txt Salut All, == Begin [dontsay.txt] ==== Don't say during sex: "A little rug burn never hurt anyone!" Don't say during sex: "Are those real or am I just behind the times?" Don't say during sex: "Are those real?" Don't say during sex: "Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?" Don't say during sex: "Bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer"." Don't say during sex: "But everybody looks funny naked!" Don't say during sex: "But I just brushed my teeth..." Don't say during sex: "But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.." Don't say during sex: "But whipped cream makes me break out." Don't say during sex: "Can you please pass me the remote control?" Don't say during sex: "Did I mention my transsexual operation?" Don't say during sex: "Did I mention the video camera?" Don't say during sex: "Did I remember to take my pill?" Don't say during sex: "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?" Don't say during sex: "Did you cum yet, dear?" Don't say during sex: "Did you know the ceiling needs painting?" Don't say during sex: "Do you accept Visa?" Don't say during sex: "Do you get any premium movie channels?" Don't say during sex: "Do you know the definition of statutory rape?" Don't say during sex: "Do you smell something burning?" Don't say during sex: "Does this count as a date?" Don't say during sex: "Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?" Don't say during sex: "Don't mind me... I always file my nails in bed." Don't say during sex: "Don't worry, my dog's friendly for a Doberman." Don't say during sex: "Got any penicillin?" Don't say during sex: "Have you ever considered liposuction?" Don't say during sex: "Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?" Don't say during sex: "Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?" Don't say during sex: "Hic! I need another beer for this please." Don't say during sex: "Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..." Don't say during sex: "How long do you plan to be "almost there"?" Don't say during sex: "Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!" Don't say during sex: "I have a confession to make..." Don't say during sex: "I think biting is romantic- don't you?" Don't say during sex: "I think you have it on backwards." Don't say during sex: "I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!" Don't say during sex: "I want a baby!" Don't say during sex: "I wish we got the Playboy channel..." Don't say during sex: "I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!" Don't say during sex: "If you quit smoking you'll have more endurance..." Don't say during sex: "Is that a hanging sculpture?" Don't say during sex: "Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?" Don't say during sex: "Is that blood on the headboard?" Don't say during sex: "Is this a sin too?" Don't say during sex: "Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper..." Don't say during sex: "Long kisses clog my sinuses..." Don't say during sex: "Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth..." Don't say during sex: "My old boyfriend used to do it ALOT better!" Don't say during sex: "My old girlfriend used to do it ALOT longer!" Don't say during sex: "No, really... I do this part better myself!" Don't say during sex: "Now I know why he/she dumped you..." Don't say during sex: "On second thought, let's turn off the lights." Don't say during sex: "Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!" Don't say during sex: "Perhaps you're just out of practice." Don't say during sex: "Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!'" Don't say during sex: "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!" Don't say during sex: "So much for mouth-to-mouth." Don't say during sex: "So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!" Don't say during sex: "So that's why they call you MR. Flash!" Don't say during sex: "Sorry but I don't do toes!" Don't say during sex: "Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?" Don't say during sex: "That leak better be from the waterbed!" Don't say during sex: "They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash." Don't say during sex: "This would be more fun with a few more people..." Don't say during sex: "Try breathing through your nose." Don't say during sex: "Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!" Don't say during sex: "Were you by any chance repressed as a child?" Don't say during sex: "What are you planning to make for breakfast?" Don't say during sex: "What tampon?" Don't say during sex: "When is this supposed to feel good?" Don't say during sex: "When would you like to meet my parents?" Don't say during sex: "You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!" Don't say during sex: "You look younger than you feel." Don't say during sex: "You mean you're NOT my blind date?" Don't say during sex: "You sweat more than a galloping stallion!" Don't say during sex: "You woke me up for that?" Don't say during sex: "You'll still vote for me, won't you?" Don't say during sex: "You're almost as good as my ex!" Don't say during sex: "You're good enough to do this for a living!" Don't say during sex: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" Don't say during sex: "Are you a virgin?" Don't say during sex: "Are you done yet?" Don't say during sex: "But I wanted to bite it." Don't say during sex: "Can I beat you with my love stick?" Don't say during sex: "Could you loosen the rope a little bit?" Don't say during sex: "Cullulite makes me horny." Don't say during sex: "Did you have an orgasm?" Don't say during sex: "Do you always smell like that?" Don't say during sex: "Do you mind if I draw blood?" Don't say during sex: "Do you trust me, I mean, really trust me?" Don't say during sex: "Don't tell anybody, OK?" Don't say during sex: "Ever lick someone's anus?" Don't say during sex: "Glad we got that over with." Don't say during sex: "Have you ever seen Basic Instinct?" Don't say during sex: "Have you met my two friends, Julio and Ramas?" Don't say during sex: "How about some fellatio?" Don't say during sex: "How much do I owe you?" Don't say during sex: "Huh? I'm sorry. I fell asleep." Don't say during sex: "I believe in only fivesomes." Don't say during sex: "I can't find the key." Don't say during sex: "I forgot to lock the door." Don't say during sex: "I had more fun with a coke bottle." Don't say during sex: "I think a blindfold would make you feel better." Don't say during sex: "I think I have diarrhea." Don't say during sex: "I thought you were your sister." Don't say during sex: "I thought you'd never climax." Don't say during sex: "I wanna go muff diving." Don't say during sex: "I'm getting sea-sick, I hate waterbeds." Don't say during sex: "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig." Don't say during sex: "I'm gonna suck your clit like a straw." Don't say during sex: "I'm gonna throw up." Don't say during sex: "I'm hungry for some hair pie." Don't say during sex: "I'm really, really drunk." Don't say during sex: "I've got pussy breath." Don't say during sex: "If you loved me you would." Don't say during sex: "If you tell anyone, I'll kill you." Don't say during sex: "Is it in yet?" Don't say during sex: "It's Mr. Pastyface!" Don't say during sex: "Leave the TV on." Don't say during sex: "Let me go wash my face real fast." Don't say during sex: "Let's have a flesh fest." Don't say during sex: "Meet my pet sheep, Stud." Don't say during sex: "Meet Russel the Love Muscle." Don't say during sex: "Mr. Head wants some." Don't say during sex: "My dad did it differently" Don't say during sex: "My ex was much better." Don't say during sex: "My name is really Andy Dugger." Don't say during sex: "Oh, baby, you're so good." (sarcastically.) Don't say during sex: "Oh, I've got my period. I forgot, I'm sorry." Don't say during sex: "Ooh, I love small penises." Don't say during sex: "Shooey! You're better than Mom." Don't say during sex: "Swallowing is a lot neater." Don't say during sex: "That's $20 for the first hour, right?" Don't say during sex: "The ceiling needs painting." Don't say during sex: "The condom is on inside out." Don't say during sex: "Wait! I need my teddy bear." Don't say during sex: "What's your last name?" Don't say during sex: "What's your name again?" Don't say during sex: "When was the last time you did this?" Don't say during sex: "Where am I?" Don't say during sex: "Who needs birth control?" Don't say during sex: "Why don't you just bend over and smile." Don't say during sex: "You broke my nail!" Don't say during sex: "You brought the condoms, right?" Don't say during sex: "You don't believe in bestiality?" Don't say during sex: "You don't mind if I film, do you?" Don't say during sex: "You know you want me to." Don't say during sex: "You mean you're only fourteen?" "Yeah." Don't say during sex: "You suck it-like an ice cream cone." Don't say during sex: "Your cushion lends me to some real good pushin'" Don't say during sex: "Your stretchmarks turn me on." == End [dontsay.txt] ==== Olivier. ___ STGtag 2.00.Alpha2+ _NEW_ ... Seminar for Women: You Can Change The Oil Too. --- GoldED/386 3.00.Beta2+ * Origin: Olivier Collard, STGsoft Headquarters, Charleroi B (2:293/3219)