--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100026 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (23/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (23/33) I've traced @FN@'s genealogy back to royalty - King Kong! I*love~my$computer,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@ I, as Captain of this Blue Wave, promote Ensign @N@ to Lieutenant! I@love~my$computer,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@ IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE#TOFIRST@. INF: You get on the modem and someone picks up the ph*@$#(%&(NO CARRIER INTERNET ADDRESS: Joe.Winnett@Chrysalis.Org INTERNET XSVY79A@PRODIGY.COM INTERNET: mflood@SMTP.microcom.com Ice Cream: <<@ 2 scoops: <<<@@ Sugar cone: [[@ If @FN@ said what he thought, he'd be speechless. If @FN@ would pay attention instead of playing with himself... If @TOFIRST@ had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it. If @TOFIRST@ knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot. If @TOFIRST@ said what he thought, he'd be speechless. If @TOFIRST@ would only pay attention instead of playing with himself. If AT&T only knew what I was doi>.@#$#@ NO CARRIER If AT&T only knew what I was doin..@#$^&^&#$ NO CARRIER If God be for us, @FN@, who can be against us? If all else fails, get @FN@ to do it. If anything can go wrong, it@!f#-}j* NO CARRIER If at first you don't succeed - blame @FN@! If at first you don't succeed, read the @#/^&* manual! If brains were C-4, @N@ couldn't blow his nose! If brains were C-4, @TO@ couldn't blow his nose! If bullshit could fly.... @N@ would be the space shuttle. If clothes make a man, than what is @FN@? If it ain't broke, let @FN@ have a shot at it. If someone sees @FN@, laugh at him for me. If someone sees @TO@, laugh at him for me. If there is a God, show me a si%$@ NO CARRIER If this is a consular ship... where is @FN@? If this is a consular ship... where is the @LN@?" If you order the hot-n-spicy @fn@ we need to know your next of kin. If you smoke after sex @FN@, use a lubricant next time! If you smoke after sex @TFName, use a lubricant next time! If you want to genocide nurses, genocide @'s. If you want to hide your face, @FN@ - walk naked. If you want to hide your face, @TOFIRST@ - walk naked. If you're trying to drive me crazy, @FN@ - you're too late! If you're trying to drive me crazy, @TOFIRST@ - you're too late! In Bavaria, and scared them $#@%less! In search of @FN@'s brain. In times of trouble and anxiety, look for God's love, @FN@. Incoming Exocet! Antimissile system not w-%&!@ NO CARRIER! Indeed, you are powerful, as @N@ has foreseen. Indeed, you are powerful, as @TO@ has foreseen. Indiana @TOLAST@ and the 12 Inch Action Figure of Doom. InterNET jim.hutchison@twsubbs.twsu.edu InterNet - wayne.baldwin@satalink.com InterNet --> bernardo.casano@drs.state.ct.us InterNet: DAVID.JACOBSEN@PFFLBBS.COM InterNet: Mike.Zier@p2.f82.n272.z1.fidonet.org InterNet: dane.beko@lunatic.com or 1:124/2113 InterNet: thomas.jean@f100.n395.z1.fidonet.org Internet E-mail me at: jeremy.dennis@ccibbs.com Internet, See dis? kweiss@bway.net Internet: jim.henry@lightspeed.com Internet: kweiss@bway.net Internet: lohseach@max.cc.uregina.ca Internet: vicki.broughton@friendz.cts.com Internet=eric_troup@fullcoll.edu Internet@alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die Invid?! Where?!...@*!@$*%##&%^!)*&(^$NO CARRIER Is @TO@ really @TO@ or just his evil twin Skippy? Is @TO@ still recognized at cockfights? Is that an air raid siren I hear #!$&!&@#$& NO CARRIER Is there a moderator in the house? No? You can make money@%&NO CARRIER Is your debating style 1 Peter 3:15 approved, @N@? It ain't over until @FN@ reads the tagline! It is dangerous to confuse @FN@ with an angel. It is hard to believe that even his friends like @TO@. It is hard to believe that even his friends like @TO@. It was good BBSing with you @TOFIRST@. It was good Modeming with you @TOFIRST@. It was just a joke! Put the sword awa~!@#$%^NO CARRIER It was love at first sight. Then I took a GOOD look at @FN@. It wasn't me...it was my EVIL twin, @FN@! It#%$was*&^a*&^dark$#@and&^%stormy)(+night...NO CARRIER It's @FN@ Don't Confuse Me With The Facts @LN@. It's @HOUR@...do you know what your cats are shredding? It's @HOUR@:@MINUTE@, Do you know where your software is, @TOFIRST@? It's @N@ and his Dancing Teeth! It's @N@ playing "Three Blind Mice" on the mouse organ. It's @TF@'s FAULT! It's @TIME@ - do you know what your cats are shredding? It's @TIME@, do you know where your mail packet is? It's @TIME@. @DAY@, @DATE@, @YEAR@ in Spokane, Washington. It's @TIME@. Do you know where your modem is? It's @TOFIRST@ Don't Confuse Me With The Facts @TOLAST@. It's @time@, do you know where your pharmacist is? It's just @FN@'s opinion...but he's wrong! Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100027 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (24/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (24/33) It's life @FROM@, But not as we know it!! It's too dangerous with all of the @LN@ people around... It's too late, @TLName. He's spammed. J!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnjjj (recipe courtesy of my three year old neice) JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER JJJ!!!!:*#/g_lqerJJJJJJ!!!{ 8ry]@jvBnjjjjj (Jaeda's recipe) JOUST NAKED @==>>============> Jabba wants to see YOU, @FN@ Jammit Dim; Im' a dokter, not a tipist!@! Japanese battleship dead ahe@#$#@$ NO CARRIER Jesus saves, @FN@ picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores! Jesus saves, @LN@ picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores! Jim Derr John Colosio | jcolosio@fatal.com |BBS 916(365)7456/6104 Johnny, Angry @TOFIRST@, this is @FROMFIRST@ in Hell Join the @TO@ fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided. Just Another Happy Wildcat caller.@USER@ Just another typical day aboard the USS @LN@. Just got a new car for @FN@...GREAT TRADE!!! Just in. UFO takes @FN@...More after the Hockey game. Just in. UFO takes @LN@... More after the Hockey game. Just in. UFO takes @TO@... More after the orgy. Just in. UFO takes @TO@... More after the race. Just in. UFO takes @TOFIRST@...More after the Hockey game. Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@ ... More after the orgy. Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@ ... More after the race. Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@... More after the Hockey game. Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@... More after the League game. Just in. UFO takes @TOLAST@... More after the orgy. Just what do you think you're doing, @FN@? KRYTEN! Unpack @TOFIRST@ and get out the puncture repair kit! --Rimmer. Kamakaze incoming! Lookout! Lookou#@$*(&@$!*& NO CARRIER Katburd kicks @ss Yeah yeah, me too huhuhuhuh Keep an eye on @TO@, I think he's a Romulan spy! Keep trying. We need to find out more about @Variable taglines. Keep well, @TOFIRST@. Keep your @! dirty words the @$#% out of here. Keyboard Count Down: !) ( * & ^ % $ # @ ! )...CONNECTED at !$$)) bps. Kingston Trio song up date...Send my email to: jail@Tijuana.MEX. Kirk to Enterprise! @$&!# Engaged! LISTEN HERE! I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER LISTEN HERE!!! I HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGH(@#$9@&#^%( NO CARRIER LLISTEN HERE! I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER LOOK! ... @FROM@ just did something *weird* ... He learned something! Learn about the Force, @FN@! Learn from @FN@'s parents mistakes: Use a condom! Leonard.Grossman@mcs.Com Let me have it, @FN@. It's not wise to upset a woman. Let me push a(*$#!@# NO CARRIER Let's go @FN@...and remember, we're not from here! Let's go to @FN@'s house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh Let's not post to @TOFIRST@, he is a silly person. Let's play mail tag...@FN@'s IT! Let's see you prove these allegations about Rush Limbaugh, @FN@! Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @F! Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @TOFIRST@! Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @TOLAST@! Let's see. -This- plug goes into..2b z@...NO CARRIER Life is wonderful. Without it, @FN@ wouldn't know me. Listen here! I have first amendment righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER Listen, @N@, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Lister: But @TOFIRST@, you ARE a smeghead. Line nois@$e?? What line noise?? Lock and load, @TOFIRST@. It's a turkey shoot and I got a bead on you! Look Ma, no ha... umph &%$^@!### _WACK_ thud (groan) Look out for that pit bull !@$#%# NO DERRIERE! Look what the cat dragged in!" "@FN@?" Look, @FN@'s trying to think...that's hysterical! Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's @N@. Looks like a booger --> @ , but its s not. Lord @FN@, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship! Lord @LN@, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. Lord @LN@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship! Lord @LN@, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship! Lord @TOLAST@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship! Lord Cthulhu, I'd like you to eat, I mean meet @TOFIRST@. Lord, please bless @N@. Love and marriage, love and marri @#$% NO CARRIER Lt. @LN@! Stop looking down Troi's cleavage! Lt. @LN@, I order you to relax. Lt. @LN@, please stop staring at Troi's cleavage. Lyndon LaRouche and @N@ in `96? <*shudder*> Lyndon LaRouche and @TO@ in `96? <*shudder*> MACRO created tagline&(*$@%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%#@@! METAL MANIAC hits one @TO@ for 2200 points of damage! MYOB, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER Ma Bell is m$3essing up m&!@y Tagline ag*##ain. Ma Bell is m$3essing up m&!@y tagline ag*##ain. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100028 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (25/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (25/33) Ma, @FN@'s is beating up on me again! Ma, @TOFIRST@'s is beating up on me again! Mail Order Department ?...%$#@& - NOT CARRIED Mama warned me about @TO@! Man that lightning sounds clo.*&^^%$@~NO CARRIER Man your skates, @FN@! And may the Force be with you! Man, that lightning sounds clo#!%*&$@ NO CARRIER Man, that lightning sounds clos\#!&^@$# NO CARRIER Many Bothan's died to bring us this information...Don't loose it @TO@ Mark Holtz, aka mholtz@netcom.com Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for @FN@.) Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for @N@.) Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for @TOFIRST@.) Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for @tOFIRST@.) May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, @TO@. Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @F. Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @TOFIRST@. Mc@LN@'s - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly. Mc@LN@'s - Over 4 Billion Insulted. Mc@TOFIRST@'s - Over 4 Billion Insulted. Mc@TOLAST@'s - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly. Mc@TOLAST@'s -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly. Mc@TOLAST@'s -- Over 4 Billion Insulted. Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, @TOFIRST@! Meet George Jetson...his boy, @FN@! Meet me at Gandalf's Tavern, @F! Memorized? Good! The test will be @ 3AM in the *Taglines Courthouse* Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE! Merry Christmas, $#@#$ you. Merry Christmas, $#@#$ you. Message from: Dan.Mlodecki@CANREM.COM Message posted on stardate @SDATE@ Message-ID: <291.38667.24.0C3486E9@mbbs.com> Messages....Don't talk to me about messages #$%@#@%$^*.... Meter: [...../] Meter on a brain: [..../@] Any questions? Michael Gillespie michaelg@gray.mb.ca Michael Jackson@, Lisa Marie , The kids . @ @ @ @ . Michael! Don't chew on that@#~!... NO CARRIER Michael! Don't chew on that@#~! NO CARRIER. Mickey Mouse wears a @NAM@ watch. Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @TO@'s. Mind your own business, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER Mind your own business, I know how to connect the mod*@#$ ATHO Minoxidil didn't work $#%#&@ NO HAIRIER Mo Mo Modem broke, what am I to do? Mo Mo Mode**@#!&^%**NO CARRIER Modem Law: +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER Modem Law: +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER Moderator not found, entering forbidden topi@$#%& NO CARRIER Moderator's have more fun than ##%@ Moderator? What's a #$^&()%#@$ moderator? Moderators ave more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER Mom! @F's staring at me! Make him stop! Mommy! @F took my tagline from me! Make him give it back! Moose trained by @N@. More exciting than a @TOLAST@ film! More ramblings from the mind of @TOFIRST@ More taglines than you could shake a @F at. More taglines than you could shake a @TOFIRST@ at. Mos @FN@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum! Mos @FNLAST@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum. Mos @LN@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum. Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.@0E@ Mr Worf! Confine @FN@ to the brig! Mr. @FN@ G.P. Gumby! Mr. @TOLAST@ gave Joy a pencil. Mr. @TOLAST@, may I be excused? My brain is full. Mr. @TOLAST@, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Mr. @TOLAST@, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM! Mr. Grant ?...%$#@& - NO CARY Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #TOFIRST@! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #fn@ ... Zzzzzap! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #tofirst@ ... Zzzzzap! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at #tolast@ Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FIRST@ ... Zzzzzap! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@ ... Zzzzzap! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @TO@ ... Zzzzzap! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @TOFIRST@ ... Zzzzzap! Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @TOFIRST@! Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube. Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time. Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time. Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, wi#^@NO CARRIER Must be a king. Why? He hasn't got $&!@ all over him. My %.09 Computer ^%.G is Better than yours 12@3 NO CARRIER My Internet address: corbier@delphi.com My Lord @TOLAST@, I have a cunning plan. My SysOp can kick your SysOp's a#$*#*!@#*$ NO CARRIER My SysOp is such a $&*@!@#*% NO CARRIER My brain hurts!!! - Mr. Q.T. @FN@ Gumby My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER My goodness. This a turn for the worse, states @TO. My mind is made up, @FN@. Don't confuse me with the facts! Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100029 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (26/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (26/33) My name is @F, and I am a tagline addict. My name is @FROM@ - You stole my tagline- prepare to die! My name is @TOFIRST@, and I am a tagline addict. My name is @TOFIRST@, and I'm a werewolf... My other computer looks JUST like @TO@. My shirt was SO tight, @FN@ could hardly breathe. My sysop can kick your sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER My tagline delivered by @TO... Myassis, watch where you flick that tai~!@#$%^NO CARRIER Mynocks... yeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!+>%@+#{$%@NO CARRIER Mynocks... yeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER Mynocks...yeah, chewin' on the power ca@$&#%#..NO CARRIER Mynocksyeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!NO CARRIER Myths - Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and @TO@. Myths - Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and @TO@. Myths: Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and @TO@. NAK NAK Who's there? rdgnker#$%^#$%^@#%U#%^#... NO CARRIER NAK NAK who's there? ^A!@#$%^B&*()^Z NO CARRIER. NAK NAK who's there?^A!@#$%^B&*()^Z NO CARRIER. NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NAK NAK, "Who's There?"#@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NO CARRIER. NAK NAK, 'Who's There?' #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NEWS FLASH! Clinton tried camels; prefers men. News @ 11. NEWS FLASH: The Complete @FF@ Handbook has just been released! NO SPARKY! Don't chew on the power cor@$!@*#@NO TERRIER NO!!! DON'T scratch the dragon's bel~!@#$%^&NO CARRIER NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER NRun men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#$&* NO CARRIER Naw, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!# NO CARRIER Naw, rain doesn't affect #$&&!#@$&&$ NO CARRIER Nearing Mars now. What's that lig.@#$%^%$^ NO OBSERVER Need A Lawyer? Email To: oj.simpson@lajail.com for info Neither rain nor snow nor l?ne noise will k$%@ #$%(" Never eatNAK NAK, Who's There? #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER Never forget @FN@, especially if he owes you money. New for Christmas: The @TOFIRST@ doll (Some assembly required). News Flash: @TOFIRST@ seen walking out of UFO. INS notified. Next @#$%! time buy the two-ply kind, said Tom abrasively. Next Christmas, I want to see @TOFIRST@ under the tree! Next on MST3K: "@FN@'s Song" Next on MST3K: "@LN@ Part III in 3-D" Next on MST3K: "@N@ Conquers The Martians" Next on MST3K: "Bill and Carol and @FN@ and Alice" Next on MST3K: "Mars Needs @LN@" Next on MST3K: "The Adventures of @LN@" Next on MST3K: "They Saved @LN@'s Brain" Next time @FN@, put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Next time, @TO, insert brain, THEN type. No Rover don't touch that plu@(*#%$& NO CARRIER No racism no sexism *#%^%%%^@@#! NO BARRIER No way, I took call waiting of!@#$!(!@ ) #$! NO CARRIER No, @FN@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor! No, @FN@...I don't like it! No, @TOFIRST@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor! No, Don't Pick Up The Pho #@!*&^{{%$##@!] NO CARRIER No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. I haven't shot @FN@ yet! No, not Tandy, @TOFIRST@ said Realistically. No, you can't use the phon*%$@# NO CARRIER Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen; nobody knows but @F Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen; nobody knows but @F... Not all women are fools - some don't associate with @FN@. Not now honey, I'm screaming at @FN@! Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wro*%$@# NO CARRIER. Nothing can go wrong...%$@# NO CARRIER. Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro%$@# NO CARRIER. Now @TO finally has something to whine about again. Now for that viral check @*!*$^~*@***** NO CARRIER Now hear this ! The catapult is not functi..%$#@& - NO CARRIER TAKEOFFS Now i'll just run this file to active the virus and$!@(*NO CARRIER Now now, @FN@! My boyfriend is getting suspicious. Now now, @FROM@! My girlfriend is getting suspicious. Now now, @TO@! My girlfriend is getting suspicious Now now, @TOFIRST@! My boyfriend is getting suspicious. Now now, @TOFIRST@! My girlfriend is getting suspicious. Now we give you @FN@ and his inflatable doll! Now you see? What did I tell you, @FN@. Now, repeat after me: Star Trek is only a !%@^@^& TV show!!! Nuclear Power Bafflement: @TOFIRST@ Fusion* OOOPS DID'N MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER OS/2 IS the OP/SYS of choice! Internet: sysop@at.com Objection, your Honor! @FN@ is an idiot! Of all the people in this world, why @TO@? Of course I love you, @FN@. TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100030 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (27/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (27/33) Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!###@}}^}NO CARRIER Off Line Readers: A new standard in telec : : #@(!!_ NO CARRIER Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ^D!@#$%^(*&^%^Z. Oh my God! They killed @TOFIRST@! You bastards! Oh no Mr. Bill! Look out for that big TRUC*&^%$#@NO CARRIER Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER Oh no! The condom is leaki^&#o@%&&& NO BARRIER Oh no! I'm stuck in Usurper, now wh**&^%#@*NO CARRIER Oh no! The condom is leaki^&#o@%&&& NO BARRIER Oh no... not an... UNREGISTERED copy?! #!%&@T NO CARRIER Oh no...more irrelevant nonsense from @FN@? UGH! Oh nonot anUNREGISTERD copy?! E$^@$# NO CARRIER Oh yeah, and "$#%@ all that, we've gotta get on with these!" - Floyd Oh, @L. You've forgotten the color code! Oh, NO, @FN@! I..I CAN'T! Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? %$#@ NO CARRIER Picard was right! There *are* 4 ligh$%#$^@$#% NO CARRIER Picard was right! There ARE 4 lig$^&#@$#@$#^%#$@ NO CARRIER Pity @TO@. He receives care packages from Somalia. Please call back later - All lines are tied up...%$#@& - KNOT CARRIER Please excuse @FN@ for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse @TOFIRST@ for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse @TOFIRST@ for being. It was his mother's fault. Please hold...Your call is importa...%$#@& - NO CALLEE Please hurry, this IS an emergency...%$#@& - NO CARE - NO HOW Please make yourself at home, @FN@ - do the dishes! Please post this email...%$#@& - NO CONVEY Ppssstt...@FN@ did it. Praise @FN@, praise @FN@, PRAISE @FN@! Pres$%(^#%^JCxT*(#%^@#HTY@RHNX%@!@&*)+=-_*&ther key to erase disk! Press Esc twice to enter Nose Picker's Anonymous! @!#$&& NO CARRIER Press Esc twice to enter The Pee Wee Herman BBS! @#!$&&!@#$ NO CARRIER Press a key to continue...Not that one!*%@$O CARRIER Press any key to dis-continue! %^&$^$@# Pretend you're a mugger, @fn@. I wanna try something. Profanity is the crutch of an illiterate $@%@*@&!^(#! Profanity: a linguistic crutch for f$#&*@ stupid bastards Promise you won't tell @TOFIRST@? Promises are like nailing jelly to @TO@. Pssst. @TO@ is a closet Pascal user! Psssttt, @FN@, Your zip file is open! Psst! et'sLay illKay @FN@ay! Put @TO@'s brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards. Put on your seatbelt, @FN@. I wanna try something. Put up or shut up, @N@! Put your clothes back on @FN@, and get out of my house! Q? HAHAHA! I'm not afraid of a letter of the alphab#$@#&%^NO CARRIER Q? What are you&$^#*%@NO CARRIER Quick @FN@, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?" Quick, @TOFIRST@, send your wife over to train my girlfriend! Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @N@'s head. Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @USER@'s head! Quick, gimme a hammer! There's a fly on @N@'s head. Quit yer bellyakin', @FN@. Quit yer bellyakin', @TOLAST@. RF>... Clap On *CLAP* *CLAP* Clap Off *CLAP* *CL*$*(@)F{]/~ NO CARRIER Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100031 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (28/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (28/33) RTFS (Read the F#@% source code). Read the .DOCs...why?Quicker results 2 phone author@home! Reality-ometer: [......../] !@#$%^& thing's busted again! Redneck Internet Adress: hang.a.left@third.dirt.road Remember the old Chinese saying -#&*+@#/!~*#.???? Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let @FN@ come over? Remember, @N@, your tongue is a wet place and likely to slip! Repeat after me: Star Trek is only a !@#$%^&* TV show! Riker to Lt. @LN@, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to "relax". Robert.Hood@f241.n362.z1.fidonet.org Rocket, get off the keyb--&%&$#@NO CARRIER Romulan warbird decloaking si##$#$@^$%#$%# NO CARRIER Ross Perot - Acme Looniversity Graduate 19@DY@. Ross Perot - Paranoia Poster child for 19@DY@. Ross Perot - condom poster child for 19@DY@. Ross Perot and @FN@ in `96? <*shudder*< Ross Perot and @TO@ in `96? <*shudder*> Rover! Look out for that truck! {SPLAT}$#%#$#!@$# NO TERRIER Run, @FN@! Run! Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbit! AARRGGHH.@$#* NO CARRIER Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#$&* NO CARRIER Rush Limbaugh's definition of FemiNazi: @#<^&@>$#!?"@#$! SET TWIT=SYSOP @#^&%#$ NO CARRIER STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Apology accepted, Captain @LN@... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Don't get all mushy on us, so long @LN@... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Goo-ta doo-da, @LN@? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...dolittle@frappy.brewich.com STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...this @N@ has a bad motivator, look! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where @LN@ has a price on his head. SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS. @#%^#& NO CARRIER Sailor Moon is for wusses!! ..3$%#$%^!@$%&* NO CARRIER Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, "*#&$(@!" Ctrl+Alt+Del. Say goodnight, @FN@ Scotty! Hurry! Beam me aurg%$@$@#$#NO CARRIER Scotty! Hurry! Beam me u...arrgg^*)(@$* NO CARRIER. Scotty! Hurry! Beam me u...arrgg^*.)(@$XL NO CARRIER. Scotty, hurry. Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*( NO CARRIER Scotty, quick! Beam m@@6"(~\%)# NO CARRIER Scotty... Hurry, beam me up before \^**@~~ NO CARRIER Scully! I found @LN@. He's one of THEM - Mulder Scully! I found @LN@. She's one of THEM - Mulder Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. Send Lawyers, Guns & Money! The $#@! has hit the fan! Send a message to ARCHIE @ 1:290/10, subject %HELP Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@. Send your spare mice to SOCKS@WHITEHOUSE.GOV Set twit filters to @TO@. Set your course for @FN@'s home planet of Alderaan. She say's she's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. She say's she's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. She say's she's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. She'll be alright. Inform Lord @LN@ we have a prisoner. Sheeelaalah...I've got @FN@ down on his knees. Shipping line closes down! @#$|faw\F NO FERRIER Shopping on the Internet without a credit card..*&^%$#@*NO CARRIER Should I consider this to be OFFICIAL flirting, @FN@? Should science attempt to land @FN@ on the sun? Shut up @FN@, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Sir! Warp core breach imminen- @#$@..#@ NO CARRIER Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Sir! Klingon bird of prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking*2O~:%^@&* NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird uncloaking on por@#$%$ NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan warbird uncloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER Sir! Warp core breach imminen- @#$@..#@ NO CARRIER Sir!! Moderator decloakin.... !@#$%^&*** NO CARRIER Smurf Sex: @#$%ing 'til you're blue in the face... So @TOFIRST@, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira So I'm off topic, what ya gonna do abou@#$^ NO CARRIER So he took a razor and shaved it off !@#$^&$ NO HAIRIER So what do you think of her, @FN@? So what do you think of me, @FN@? So you wanna make a fake account he$(@%^ { NO CARRIER So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&! So, @FN@, how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone? Some day @FN@ you too will have urges like me. Some think @TO@ as hypocrisy personified. Some think @TO@ as ignorance personified. Someday @FN@, POW! Straight to the moon! Sometimes my modem just quits #&@!#$&&#$ NO CARRIER Sor%r@y! Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~ )_+| #~ Sorry @FN@, did you say something? Sorry @N@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting. Sorry @N@, you are not cleared for that information. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100032 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (29/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (29/33) Sorry, @N@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him. Sorry, Ives..%$#@& - NO COURIER Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. @FN@'s dead! Stamp out dope! Twit filter @TO@! Stand by, @FN@, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines. Star Date @D - Admiral @N bites Worf! Star Trek VII - The Search for @LN@. Star Trek's on%$&@$%NO CARRIER Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke @FN@'s team. Stay tuned as The Canadiens take on @FN@'s team. Stay tuned as The Canadiens whip the hell outta @FN@'s team. Stick this in your script file #$%#$#@#$!!! Stop! Don't knock over that pho... &#^^@!**&%#)"| Study the docs before you...%$#@& - KNOW CARRIER Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@ to @FN@. Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@. Suggest you check the parent file. --JEB@fla.gov. Sure @ln@ but will the Pontiac do warp nine?! Swiped it anyway, and NOTHING happ^$@$^- NO CARRIER Sysop's have more fun than ##%@?:";'{}[]`~!@#$%^&*()_+| Taglines! -(@ @)- Taglines! Gota Have More Taglines! Taglines...? What are they, @TO? Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER Take my hand, @FN@. Take my word for it, @FN@. Talk or scream. The choice is yours, @TO@. Talk or whine. The choice is yours, @TO@. Talk to me @N@. Make believe I'm your bartender. Talk, scream, or whine. The choice is yours, @TO. Telethon Donation Line?...%$#@& - NO JERRY Tell me how, @FN@. Tell me now, @FN@, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks. Tell me young @FN@, what brings you out this far? Tell me, young @FN@, what brings you out this far? Terminator 3: @FN@ With A Hockey Stick Terror: @FN@ with PMS! Testing held @ 3 A.M. on the 1st Floor of the *Tagline Court* Bldg. Thank you, @FN@. That @FN@. Just gotta love him, eh? That @TOFIRST@. Just gotta' love 'im, eh? That dog's dead! !@#$**%$* NO TERRIER That was good, but. @@@@@@@hhh, I wanna do it again! - Yakko That's not a silly walk - THIS is - ! ! @. The #@#$ universe keeps drifting off frequency! The 2nd gunman behind the grassy knoll was &^$&%#@*NO CARRIER The 3 types of men: 1) Intelligent 2) Nice Looking 3) @FN@ The Center of Cyberspace...ego@manic.id The Devil made me do... The more you run over @FN@, the flatter he gets. The most dangerous part of a car is @N@ at the steering wheel. The no. 1 way to be killed: Put a tribble up a Klingon's @$$! The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot: @*@ <--{ROFL!!} The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot: @*@ <--{ROFL!!} The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot: #*@ The only drawback of total nuclear war is $#@#%^NO CARRIER The only heavy breathing @FN@ ever hears is after aerobics. The option to override self-destruct expir@^%i@&$#NO CARRIER The perfect road trip said @FN@ is my Hawg, my redhead and me!! The postman always rings twice....%$#@& - NO MAIL CARRIER The rest of this tagline is encryp*&l#1E0+=|>fcd}85^7@jowxz*7"[=- The result of years of progra@I_. '?SYNTAX ERROR The second gunman on the grassy knoll was$^!#$^@ NO CARRIER The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER The secret to immortality is %^^^@### NO CARRIER The truth is one thing that @FN@ will not believe. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100033 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (3/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (3/33) (c) copyrighted tagline. @@@@@@ Steal THIS!! @@@@@ I dare you! @@@@@ * <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey * -- Tribble @ -- Tribble in a whirlpool * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble. * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble. * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble. * - Tribble &@^#*@*&$! - Klingon sees a Tribble * - Tribble */ *********@@@** - Tribble halftime * - Tribble @ - Dreaded Tribble viper * - Tribble @ - Tribble fetus * - Tribble @ - Tribble in a whirlpool * - Tribble @ - Tribble on LSD * - Tribble @ - Tribble on a target range * - Tribble @ - Tribble with a bad perm. * - Tribble @ - Tribble x-ray * - Tribble @ - Tribble, as seen by a druggie * - Tribble @******+******@ - Tribble Olympics: Tug o'War * - Tribble @*@ - Ferengi Tribble * - Tribble @*@ - Macro Tribble * - Tribble @*@ - The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot * - Tribble @*o - Top Fuel Class Tribble * - Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ - Tribble hockey * - Tribble @n*++------o - Top Fuel Class Tribble * - Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! - Tribble mixed up with bad company * - Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ - Tribble hockey * - Tribble U@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@U - Tribble hockey * - Tribble. @ - Tribble In A Whirlpool. * <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company * <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$ <- Klingon sees a Tribble * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$ <- Klingon sees a Tribble * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$ <- Klingon sees a Tribble * <- Tribble ** */ ***************@@@** ** <- Tribble halftime * <- Tribble ** */ ***************@@@** ** <- Tribble halftime * <- Tribble ** @ ****** ******** ** <- Tribble football * <- Tribble ** @ ****** ******** ** <- Tribble football * <- Tribble n@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@n <- Tribble hockey * <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble * <- Tribble *@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@* <- Tribble hockey * <- Tribble *@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@* <- Tribble hockey * <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble * <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble * <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey * <- Tribble ### @@*# <- Redneck Tribble Olympics 96: Tractor Pull. * <- Tribble @ ******* ******** <- Tribble football * <- Tribble. ### @@*# <- Redneck Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull. * <- Your Tribble @ Your Tribble on drugs - Any questions? * <-- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <-- Tribble hockey * <-- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <-- Tribble mixed up with bad company * <-- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <-- Klingon sees a Tribble * <-- Tribble @ <-- Dreaded Tribble viper. * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble X-Ray. * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble fetus * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble in a whirlpool * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble on LSD * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble on a target range * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble with a bad perm. * <-- Tribble @ <-- Tribble, as seen by a druggie. * <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Ferengi Tribble * <-- Tribble @*@ <-- Macro Tribble * <-- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <-- Tribble hockey * Hey! Don't pick up that Dog! !@#$*!?^% NO TERRIER * Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! Tribble mixed up with bad company *%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! ...and stay OFF my keyboard! :#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of two year old) :*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of two-year-old) <<< Tagline deleted by @TName >>> <<@@Come Visit With The *Tagline Addict* Over in CompAddicts!@@>> <<@@Don't Stop Here; There's More To Come From The *Tagline Addict*@@>> <<@This Completes This Transmittal By The *Tagline Addict*@>> }}}} <<@This Completes Your Request To The *Tagline Addict*@>> <@@This Completes This T*R*A*N*S*M*I*T*T*A*L By The *Tagline Addict*@@> =84 I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit @TOFIRST@. - Mike McMullin } =84=88=87C:_%=9F=88=80=7F*#L--- - Official flower of the Tagline echo. @DY@? Blasted TARDIS is on the fritz again! @F -- moderator of the KLINGON_COOKING echo. @F said @L, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. @F said @L, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. @F wrote TRIBBLE TAGS! by pouring tea on a Ouiji Board. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100034 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (30/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (30/33) The useless bit of skin on the end of a penis: @FN@. The world is a madhouse ....That's why it makes sense to @TOFIRST@. Then Vampyra appeared and said, "I am for you, @FN@." There goes the last of the bottled water--&!@#_)$#*% NO PERRIER There is one called @FN@ among them. He is mine. There was an old man from Nantucket, whose di#@$^*NO CARRIER There you go, @FN@! For the first time you're wrong again! There'll be no escape for the @LN@ this time. There's no skeletons is @FN@'s closet! There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's one good thing about @FN@'s life. It's only temporary. There's one good thing about your life, @FN@. I'm a part of it. They are'nt hot flashes, they are power s**&%$#@!*NO CARRIER They call them blonde jokes. They used to call them @FN@ jokes. They don't dance line Carmen anymore ---'---,---@ Think carefully before wishing, @FN@. It might just come true. Think hard now, @TOFIRST@, which one is Shinola? This BBS su*&^%$#@!NO CARRIER. This Is Your CPU -,- This Is Your CPU On Windows !@%# This Is Your CPU -,- This Is Your CPU On Windows 95...!@%# This emoticon (C) Joe Kanowitz 1994 -> *+-=@![|:|]v)>>> This is @LN@. He's 1st mate on a ship that might suit our needs. This is Jesus! If you hang up, I'll @#!&$&!&@#$ NO CARRIER This is UNIX. This is your brain on UNIX: #%Z&@!!$?! This is a FLAME echo?!? I fireball @TO@! This is a Tagline. TH!$ iz @ tA%\in# on ?rug$. This is all YOUR doing, @FN@! This is an asterisk *! This is an asterisk on drugs @! Any questions? This is an original tagline from Mark Baum (c) @DATE@. This is my brain '@', this is your brain '.', any questions? This is my pet tagline, @F. This is not a @L tagline. You are not what you own. This is the FCC !@#$&&%*#$ NO CARRIER This is the U.S. Secret Servic#$!&&@#!$ NO CARRIER This is the part where @FN@'s head explodes! This is where @ is ! This is your CPU -@- This is yor CPU on Windows !#$%)* This is your brain @ This is a file leech's brain * Any questions? This is your computer on Windows 95...*&*%@#^8+H48"M~l4^#$#%NO CARRIER This message from @TO was reformatted by TmNice !! This message is *not* off topic #@$(*&^& NO CARRIER This message is for @N only! This message routed through @BBSID@! This morning I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, !#@& You. This post deserves no tagline for @FN@ to read. This should work... All I have to do is conn..##*&%@@!! No Carrier This tagline Copyright @YEAR@ (C) All rights reserved. This tagline brought to you by @LN@ Industries. This tagline has a p@$$word protected. To view type Ctrl+Alt+Del. This tagline has been made expressly for @TO. This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $@TL@. This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend @F. This tagline is made for everyone except @TO. This tagline is made just for @N@ This tagline is made just for @TO! This tagline is made just for @fn@ @ln@ This tagline is so bad, even @FN@ won't steal it! This tagline prohibited by @TO... This tagline stolen from the Rush to Excellence `@DY@ Tour. This tagline was ALWAYS meant for @TO. Those who would seek the path of @IDIC throw no stones... Three simple words: @FN@ started it! Thunder? I didn't hear any thunA*(&#@ NO CARRIER Thunder? I don't hear any thu^%@#* NO CARRIER Tok @LN@. Bo Ka Goo Pa En At A-Awn-Awn-Aw. Too bad I had to kill @fn@. I really liked the outfit he had on. Too bad I had to kill @fn@. I really liked the outfit he had on. Too much of @FN@ is wonderful. Took me an hour to bury @FN@. Silly thing kept wiggling. Took me an hour to bury @TOFIRST@. Silly thing kept wiggling. Toronto Blue Jays @X00@X0E "0 down - 4 to go - GBJ!" @XFF Toronto Blue Jays @X00@X0E "World Series Champeens!" @XFF Torpedoes? I don't see any torpe**)%@@$&^&&^&#$NO CARRIER Toto, don't think we're online anymore%$#^@# NO CARRIER Toto, don't think were on-line anymo-- %$#^@# NO CARRIER Toto, don't think were online anymore%$#^@# NO CARRIER Transporter chief @LN@, beam the away team to the bridge. Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge Tribble fetus: @ Tribble in whirlpool: @ Tribble viper: ======@ Troi to Enterprise. Beam down Lt. @LN@ and a six-pack. Trust me @FN@ - if I pull you into it, I have reasons. Trust me. I know what I'm do{ { tx$@!% % NO CARRIER Trust the Moderator, @TOFIRST@. Try and steal@R@this tagline! Typhoid Mary not found .'.@).$.E.' NO CARRIER U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded! Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100035 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (31/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (31/33) USC won the R@SE Bowl - 1/1/96 ! USRobotics FileGate UK SuperHub @ V34+ USRobotics FileGate UK SuperSite @ V34+ Unregistered for * @n99 * days. Ura Redneck If you start foreplay by saying. Get in the truck B#%&@. Ura Redneck if you start foreplay with Get in the truck B%$#@. Use the Force, @FN@! Uses for @n@:... hmm well I guess there aren't any! Uses for a FIREBALL: Get rid of @N@! VENI: Vidi@Vici.com...I came, I saw, I logged-on. Veni, Vidi, V#%$&@...I came, I saw, I got pissed off. Veni, Vidi, V...%$#@& - NO CARRIER...I came, I saw, I was disconnected. Vince Arenas AVLC^2 * E-Mail to: vinceavl@bcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us Violet, is that @f's sword under your bed ??? Viruses?! We don't got no..!#$^@343h NO CARRIER Visit TW's Homepage@http://genesis.tiac.net/twoodfin/woodfin1.html W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se. WANTED: @TO for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward! WHAT!? I'm missing Babalon 5???!! `v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER WHAT!? I'm missing Star Trek! `v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER - Sleepwalker WHAT? These aren't my eye drops? CRAZY GLUE!?! OH SH@!##%$!@$%^ WIN error #52: Press F46@CG(uiT)GH56%JgtqYL3 to continue WIN.COM not found. Eat DOS, mother@($@$(. WIN.INI not found. Eat DOS, mother#$%&*@! WINDEX.BAT 3.1: @echo off echo Y |Killtree C:\Windows WORF--- I AM *N*O*T* A MERRY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*#@#$* Wait! Don't pick up that telephon#%&L! *&#^%y@# NO CARRIER Wait!! Don't pick up that teleph#%&L! *&#^%@# NO C Wait, @FN@! It's too dangerous! Wait, FN@! I'll be right over! Save me a couple pitchers of it! Wait, Toto, don't bite into that electrical wir@#&$^NO TERRIER Waiter, there's a @F in my tagline! Wakko, look out for the tree!!! What tree?$^#$%^@#$ NO CARRIER Warning! Taking @TO@ seriously can cause headaches. Warp Drive @offline: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi Was it good for you, too, @FN@? Was thaT a bAd speLliNg, no jUst aN oVer cHarged BT phOne liNe.@~#$%&! Watch out Benji$%$^&#@#NO TERRIER Watch out for BARAK'S CRAZY MOTHER, @F! Watch out for that bottl*&^%&*&%$#@ NO PERRIER Watch out, @FN@ - gentle hugs and kisses headed your way! Watch that Coke can, don't drop !$@#$^&% NO CARRIER Watch that bottl#@!$ NO PERRIER Watch your mouth @FN@, or you'll find yourself floating home. We are Hugh of Borg. @FN@ will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba We have secretly replaced @N@'s life with Folgers Crystals. We missed you, @FN! *BANG* *BANG* Damn, missed again! We wish you a Merry Christmas, we Wish you a .%^&(@E#! NO MERRIER We'll always have Paris...@FN@. Welcome to the Afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead. OH @#$@#$! Welcome to the Basket Weaving BBS! @!#$**!@#$* NO CARRIER Welcome to the Power Ranger Fan Club BBS! $^$^@%^@$% NO CARRIER Welcome to the Roseanne Arnold Fan Club BBS! @!#$&!@#$* NO CARRIER Welcome to the TRS-80 Support BBS! @!#$&*@#$ NO CARRIER Well, that's a lie...@FN@ DOES bite! Well, what is it you want @FN@? Well, why not, @FN@? Well, you were warned, @FN@! What *is* a NPC, anyway? asked @f What Does This Red Button #$@!&^$NO CARRIER What a wonderful smell you've discovered, @FN@! What an accident! @FN@ had the right of way, but *I* had the truck! What an accident! I had the right of way, but @FN@ had the truck! What are you going to do with your life, @FN@? What are you trained to do, @FN@? What are you, @FN@? A dumbass? What do batteries run on? ... What a @#$%'g Tagline! What do you get when you cross a Sysop with*^*(#%$&*@#%NO CARRIER What do you mean I have line nois$&%*(*%(#*@#!(%^$%*((^? What do you mean you didn't pay the pho*&!@^%$#* NO CARRIER What do you think where all the fairies come from, @F? What does this button do? ...!@$@#$!# What happens if I #%(!%#%#@@%$#*^@(@#$!#*$NO CARRIER What is this button fo#@!?> NO CARRIER. What is this key for |h>K@. > NO CARRIER What is your name? John Bobbitt@ NO Carrier! What part of my brilliance don't you understand, @FN@? What the !@#$ are you supposed to put here? What the !@#$ were you expecting for me to put here? What the @#%% was that. What the heck just happened here, @FN@? What thunder, there's not even any clouZlW*%@ NO CARRIER What thunder, there's not even any cloud#@#$*%@ NO CARRIER What torpedoes? I don't see any tor^$%@% NO CARRIER What torpedoes? I don't see any torpe@$%$@0 NO CARRIER What was that noise outside#& &$!#@$& NO CARRIER What!? An Imperial Star Destroyer! Turn ar@#%%!^! - NO CARRIER What's @TO's favorite whine? What's this ALT-H key d#$&!@#$& NO CARRIER Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12)