--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100016 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (14/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (14/33) Confused, @RN@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confused, @TName throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confused, @TO@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confused, @TOFIRST@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confused? Call @TO@, who will understand what you are saying Congratulations, @TO@! You could be the lucky winner of $1,000,000 Conn, sonar. We have a torpedo contact approach... #$!%$@% NO CARRIER Connected to MTV'S Kennedy*&^%$#@!NO CARRIER Connected to MTV'S Kennedy*&^%$#@!NO CARRIER. Connection termin...%$#@& - CARRIER, NOT Consider the facts, @TName, not your emotions Consider the facts, @TO@, not your emotions Consider the facts, @TOFIRST@, not your emotions Contact with Evil-Hearted Man ended at @DAY@ @MONTH@ @YEAR@ Contribute to the Help @N@ Buy-A-Clue Fund Contribute to the Help @TName Buy-A-Clue Fund Contribute to the Help @TO@ Buy-A-Clue Fund Cool! I figured out the Sysop's pass@3[%(}^ NO CARRIER Cool! I figured out the Sysop's pass@3[&#%(}^ NO CARRIER Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$>@7& NO CARRIER Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$>@7& NO CARRIER Copyright (C) @DATE@ The @TO@ School of Tagline Research Copyright (C) @DAY@ The @TO@ School of Tagline Research Copyright (C)1996 The @N@ School of Tagline Research Copyright 1996 @FN@ Copyright @YEAR@: All rights wronged. All wrongs reversed Copywight @YEAR@ Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Core breach is imminent...All hands aban#^$%@NO CARRIER Corn Flakes for breakfast? That's disgusting, @FN@! Corn Flakes for breakfast? That's disgusting, @TOFIRST@! Corner's address...John@Doe.morg Corpsman! Over here! @FF@'s been hit with a rude tagline! Could @TName twist himself into a pretzel? (If he knows how, that is.) Could @TO@ twist himself into a pretzel? (If he knows how, that is.) Could you continue your petty character assassination, @TOFIRST@? Counselor Troi to Lt. @TName, meet me in holodeck 2 Counselor Troi to Lt. @TOLAST@, meet me in holodeck 2 Counselor Troi to Lt. @TOLAST@, meet me in holodeck 2. Counselor Troi to Lt. @TOLAST@, report to Holodeck 2 Counselor Vampyra to Lt. @FN@, report to Holodeck 2 immediately! Counselor Vampyra to Lt. @TFName, report to Holodeck 2 immediately! Counselor Vampyra to Lt. @TOFIRST@, report to Holodeck 2 immediately! Countess @TName will get you! Countess @TOLAST@ will get you! Crack kills!! Pull up your pants @TName!!! Crack kills!! Pull up your pants @TO@!!! Crack kills!! Pull up your pants @TOFIRST@!!! Cross country connections may be unreli...%$#@& - NO HARRIER Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight Cthulhu is no damned g *!%$#!@ NO CARRIER Cthulhu is no darned g *!%$#!@ NO CARRIER Cthulhu is no*!%$#!@NO CARRIER Cthulhu is...*!%$#!@NO CARRIER Cthulhu isn't rea*!%$#!@NO CARRIER Curiosity killed @FN@, but for awhile I was a suspect Curiosity killed @FN@, but for awhile I was a suspect. Curiosity killed @N@, but for awhile I was a suspect Curiosity killed @TFName, but for awhile I was a suspect Curiosity killed @TO@, but for awhile I was a suspect Curiosity killed @TOFIRST@, but for awhile I was a suspect Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @FN@ was a suspect Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @FN@ was a suspect. Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @N was a suspect. Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @TFName was a suspect Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @TOFIRST@ was a suspect CyberATM ... NO CA$H...#$@&%#...NO CARRY ! CyberPinBall...TWACK-BOING-PING-BUZZ- *T*I*L*T* -%$#&@-NO CARRIER ! Cybersville...anywhere@net.com DANGER! @FN@'s at the keyboard again! DANGER! @TOFIRST@'s at the keyboard again! DFG$%^G^%Y&^&RTY^@#$%&(UYU*$*YJRTYN*678 ===>PGPBLUE~~~ DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: @$%#&%!! *WHACK* C:\> DIShoNeSTY IS tHe seConD-BeSt polIcY. - GEorge CaRlin @ DIVORCE @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.* DON'T LOOK, @TName!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DON'T LOOK, @TO@!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DON'T LOOK, @TOFIRST@!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DOOM ][ D We Must get together for a Death matc... @#$^!:"{..SPLAT! DOOM ][ We Must get together for a Death matc @#$^!:"{..SPLAT! DOS Typical user version...%#$@!.DOS DOS Typical user version...%#$@!.DOS Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy! Let me push a(*$#!@# NO CARRIER Daddy? What's this little button for? !@# NO CARRIER Daddy? What does this little red but - -)&@%)*%# NO CARRIER Daddy? What's this switch do? %&@@#(& NO CARRIER Dammit @fn@, I'm a human being, not a liberal! Dammit Jim! It's another message for @TOFIRST@! Damn it @TOFIRST@, you're thinking again Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100017 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (15/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (15/33) Damn it Jim! It's one of @CFName's taglines! Damn it Jim! It's one of @TOFIRST@'s taglines! Damn it, @F! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline Damn it, @F! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline. Damn it, @F! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Damn it, @TFName! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline Damn it, @TFName! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Damn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline Damn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Damn! HERE'S last month's phone bi %@&^(!$# NO CARRIER Damn! Send me your phonebill, I quoted @Q! Danger, % M 9l q ue! B q @ 910/111! Off-topic messages! Dan Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, @TF@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, @TName Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, @TO@ Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, @TO@! On Topic messages! Danger! Danger, @TOFIRST@ Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, @fN@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dangerous to your starfleet, @LN@, not to this battle station! Dangerous to your starfleet, @TName, not to this battle station! Dangerous to your starfleet, @TOLAST@, not to this battle station! Darling? Put the hammer down, please! NO! Not the compu%@#$%NO CARRIER Darling? Put the hammer down, please! No, not ther%$$%@ No Carrier Darn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline Darn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Darnit @TOFIRST@, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator! Darnit Jim! It's another message for @TOFIRST@! Darth Sysop: YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED FOR THE LAAST TIIME!@(#*& NO CARRIER Dat is not duh @#$%*! way to do it, Tom discussed Ddolittle@frappy.brewich.com - E-mail me for the Star Wars RPG list! Dead blond in a closet? Winner of @YEAR@ Hide & Seek Award Dead blonde in a closet? Winner of @DY@ Hide & Seek Award Dead blonde in a closet? Winner of @FN@ Hide & Seek Award Dead blonde in a closet? Winner of @YEAR@ Hide & Seek Award Deanna: Three jacks for handsome young Ensign @TOLAST@ Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, @DATE@ minutes Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, @DD@ minutes Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, @MINUTE@ minutes Death to all Sysops..AAACK!!!...@#$% NO CARRIER Deep Space 9 -- (-|-) @ -- Wormhole Deep Space 9 --> (-|-) @ <-- Wormhole Deep Space Nine --- (-|-) @ --Wormhole Deep Space Nine ---> (-|-) @ <--Wormhole Deep Thoughts, by @N@. Deep Thoughts, by @TO@ Deep Thoughts, by @TO@. Deep down, @FN@'s a jerk. :) Deep down, @FN@'s a jerk. :) Deep down, @TOFIRST@'s a jerk. :) Definition of Jerk: See @N@. Definition of Jerk: See @TO@ Deftly, DaFtLy, @TFName Strikes again! Deftly, DaFtLy, @TOFIRST@ Strikes again! Deja modem, when you know you've**^&%$#@*NO CARRIER Del Mar Race Results?...%$#@& - NOT TOTED Dennis, I *JUST* posted 660 @ VARIABLES to Larry Olson, in this Net! The Destroy the Borg! Ensign @LN@, upload Windows 95! Destroy the Borg! Ensign @LN@, upload Windows 95! Destroy the Borg! Ensign @TOLAST@, upload Windows 95! Destroy the Borg? Ensign @L, upload Windows 95! Destroy the Borg? Ensign @LN@, upload Windows 95! Did @N@ *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did @TName *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did @TO@ *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did @TO@ *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did it get weirder since @TOFIRST@ walked in here? Did you know today is Stardate @SDATE@? - Who cares?? Did you let the dog run loose again?!? #$@ue NO MAIL CARRIER Did you say SHAREWARE!! #$%^@ NO CARRIER Did you say SHAREWARE!! #$%^@ NO CARRIER Did you tell @FN@? Is that who you could tell?! Did you tell @TOFIRST@? Is that who you could tell?! Didn't the Sysop say he was installing a new modem @#$% NO CARRIER Didn't the sysop say he was installing a new modem*&^%$#@#!NO CARRIER. Die Hard: With @TO@ Disband the FBI! Abolish the ATF and th . % % ^ &@*+NO CARRIER Disband the FBI! Abolish the ATF and th . % % ^ &@*+NO CARRIER Disband the FBI! Abolish the Clipper Ch#;-}>@NO CARRIER Disband the FBI! Abolish the Clipper Ch#;-}>@NO CARRIER Disclaimer: @TO@'s been typing at my keyboard...and it's STILL warm Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from @TName! Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from @TO! Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from @TOFIRST@! DitchDaDate:howl&whistle@women's legs(esp.if YOU'RE female) DitchDaDate:stare@her neck;grind teeth maniacally Do not be too amusing, @TFName Do not be too amusing, @TOFIRST@ Do what comes naturally now, @FN@. Flame me. Do what comes naturally now, @FN@. Get some ice cream. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100018 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (16/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (16/33) Do what comes naturally now, @FN@. Tell me to shut up. Do what comes naturally now, @FN@. Throw a tantrum. Do what you will with the $#@! TagLine, just don't bother me about it! Do you know Jennie Garth, @FIRST@ Do you know about @FROM@ who guards the Cave of Knowledge Do you know anything about an immortal named @TO? Do you think @FN@ is a few fries short of a "Happy Meal"? Does @FN@ really wear a Mickey Mouse watch? Dolittle@frappy.brewich.com - E-mail me for the Star Wars RPG list! Don Black - Durban - South Africa. dee@dataverter.co.za Don Pardo, tell @FN@ what he's won Don Pardo, tell @FN@ what he's won. Don Pardo, tell @TFName what he's won Don Pardo, tell @TFName what she's won Don Pardo, tell @TOFIRST@ what he's won Don Pardo, tell @TOFIRST@ what she's won Don't EVER use that #$@&* language again!!! Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode^%$#(*@(* NO CARRIER Don't Touch The Phone. I'm On The Mod^%$#(@( NO CARRIER. Don't Touch The Phone. I'm On The Mode^%$#(@( NO CARRIER. Don't be alarmed, @FN@. Be VERY, very frightened Don't be alarmed, @FN@. Be VERY, very frightened. Don't be alarmed, @TOFIRST@. Be VERY, very frightened Don't be silly, @N@. Stairs don't suck Don't believe everything you hear or anything @TO@ says Don't blame @N@ who voted for Alfred E. Newman! Don't blame @N@ who voted for Alfred E. Newman! Don't blame @N@ who voted for Pat Paulsen! Don't blame @N@ who voted for Pat Paulsen! Don't blame @N@ who voted for Pogo! Don't blame @N@ who voted for Pogo! Don't blame @TName, who voted for Alfred E. Newman! Don't blame @TName, who voted for Pat Paulsen! Don't blame @TName, who voted for Pogo! Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Alfred E. Newman! Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Alfred E. Newman! Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Pat Paulsen! Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Pat Paulsen! Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Pogo! Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Pogo! Don't blame me! I voted for @FN@ and his evil twin Skippy! Don't blame me! I voted for @FN@ and his evil twin Skippy! Don't blame me! I voted for @FN@ and his evil twin Skippy! Don't blame me! I voted for @N@! Don't blame me! I voted for @TFName and his evil twin Skippy! Don't blame me! I voted for @TOFIRST@ and his evil twin Skippy! Don't blame me, I voted for @TName Don't blame me, I voted for @TOFIRST@ Don't dream it....BE it, on the @Holodeck! Don't get a job. Hang out at @FN@'s. Don't hit that butt#^%@! NO CARRIER Don't just stand there. KNEEL @FN@! Don't let the Moderator have the last wo@#$@%$@^ NO CARRIER Don't make me kick your ass again, @FN@! - Butt-Head Don't make me kick your ass again, @TOFIRST@! - Butt-Head Don't mince words, @F@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @FROMFIRST@ what do you REALLY think? Don't mince words, @N@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @TFName ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @TName what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @TO@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, @TOFIRST@, what do you REALLY think? Don't patronize me, @TFName Don't patronize me, @TOFIRST@ Don't pick up the PH#%$&**#@*&^=NO CARRIER Don't pick up the PH#%$&**>@@*&^=NO CARRIER Don't pick up the ph_)(@#$**^!_@ NO CARRIER Don't pick up the pho#@%. NO CARRIER Don't play stupid with me @TFName, I'm better at it! Don't play stupid with me @TOFIRST@! I have more experience Don't play stupid with me @TOFIRST@, I'm better at it! Don't sit on that chainsaw! #$%@&*NO DERRIERE Don't take any &@#% from anyone. -Billy Joel Don't think too hard, @FN@. I know you don't have much to work with. Don't touch that PLAN&%$@*&!#%@, No Harrier! Don't touch that button, Komrade !...$@%#$& - NYET KARRIER ! Don't touch the ph$#^^&%$@@#NO CARRIER Don't touch the phone! I'm on the mod^%$#(@( NO CARRIER. Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's way, Lord @FN@. Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord @LN@. Don't worry about it, no one takes @TO@ seriously. Don't worry. I'm going to backup todu!!&%@#$(*&Y- Don't yell at me, @N@, I'm not your mother. Don't you ever say "$#%@@##" to me again! Don't you just love my fur coat? *&^%%$#@!* NO FURRIER Doom: @TO@'s best game since Call of Cthulhu. Doublespace? It's been working great for me so$^&#!)@$%& Dr. McCoy, I hate your #$#@!% human guts. Discussion? Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion? Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100019 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (17/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (17/33) Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. -- Spock Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion? Dragons love nibblemeats. @TOFIRST@ is a nibblemeat right? Draw Partner! dick_zielinski@tscnet.eskimo.com Emoticon: %*@:-( Hung over Emoticon: :-@ User is screaming Emoticon: @:-) User is wearing a turban Emoticon: @= User is pro-nuclear war Emoticon: %*@:-( Hung over Emoticon: :-@ User is screaming Emoticon: @:-) User is wearing a turban Encrypted Tagline - ^@#$^%*EbA.cw+|_+&^%##! Encrypted Tagline - ^@#$^%*ssA.cw_&^%##! Encrypted recipe - ^@#$^%*EbA.cw+|_+&^%##! End transmission ........ ^&#^_&$(@! NO SUB-SPACE CARRIER .. England just lost another Jump Jet @)$*NO HARRIER Englishmen. You're all so @#$%&! pompus! Enjoy yourself @N@! These are the good old days you'll miss soon Enjoy yourself @TO@! These are the good old days you'll miss soon Enne... mocht er iets mis gaan, ^&*!@^#*(*&$!&& NO CARRIER Enough of this! @LN@, release him! Enough of this! @TOLAST@, release him! Enough of this! @TOFIRST@, release him! Ensign @FN@, Set in a course for the nearest bar. Engage Ensign @FN@, Set in a course for the nearest bar. Engage. Ensign @L@ -- You have the bridge Ensign @LN@, please report to the Observation Lounge Ensign @LN@, you are confined to quarters! Ensign @TOFIRST@, Engage! Ensign @TOFIRST@, Set in a course for the nearest bar. Engage Ensign @TOLAST@ -- You have the bridge Ensign @TOLAST@ report to the holosuite C please! Ensign @TOLAST@ walk into a open turbolift Ensign @TOLAST@, Security Override! Ensign @TOLAST@, Set in a course for the nearest KFC, Engage Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100020 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (18/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (18/33) Ensign @TOLAST@, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage Ensign @TOLAST@, Set in a course for the nearest Taco Bell, Engage Ensign @TOLAST@, beam down Lwaxana Troy and a bottle of Romulan Ale Ensign @TOLAST@, report to transporter room three Ensign @TOLAST@, step on that rock! Ensign @TOLAST@, step on that rock! --Kirk Ensign @TOLAST@, take us over the Blue Line and into the Neutral Zone Ensign @TOLAST@, you have the bridge Ensign @TOLAST@... engage Ensign Toonces take the helm.....LOOK OUT!!!^%#^#%#@$%NO CARRIER Ensign, confine @TOLAST@ to the brig! Ensign, hail the USS @LN@ and find out where the heck we are Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@ Error - This message was rejected by @TFName's Mail Reader Error - This message was rejected by @TOFIRST@'s Mail Reader Error reading @N@: I)gnore, F)lame, T)witfile? Error reading @TO@: I)gnore, F)lame, T)witfile? Errr, @TOFIRST@, we are WHERE!? Especially crafted for @TO@, from the small state of *confusion*! Especially crafted for @TOFIRST@, from the small state of *confusion*! Everything @FN@ ever needed to know, he learned from ME! Excuse me @FN@, are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing? Excuse me @FN@, is that a rash or just PRICKly heat? Excuse me, I have to go and reboot. @!%&*#@ NO CARRIER Excuse me, Mr. Moderator...@FN@'s off topic. F/A-18 Hornet fires Exocet missile - #$%$@&*#!@NO CARRIER FL Fact: We're the Lightning Capitol of the World! %*$%#@!NO CARRIER FLW: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER Facts are wasted on @TO@. Famous Last Words: #44: Hey there ugly Borg dude! &*#$%!@ NO CARRIER Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER Famous Last Words: This bunker can withstand a OH SH%*@$)(@ Famous spokesperson for hire (*CHEAP!*) email to: oj@lajail.com FarfromZ@Uin: Two blondes in a Volkswagon. Fear not @FN@, for I have given you authority to do so. Ferengi tribble: @*@ Few women admit their age, and @FN@ never acts his. File not found. (C)ry, (S)cream, (P)anic, (H)andwrite the @!$% memo. Finally, @FN@'s one of us! Flames to dkoresh@davidians.com Follow me @F, the tagline vault is this way. Follow me @N@, the tagline vault is this way. Follow me @TO, the tagline vault is this way. For a guy, @FN@'s remarkably perceptive. Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45) Freddy's dead, but look out world here comes @fn@! Help! Free speech isn't free. @TOFIRST@ is the price tag. Freefall Sex: @TOFIRST@, you sure this is a part of living together? Freefall Sex: I bet @FN@ never tried it! Freefall Sex: I bet @TO@ never tried it! Freefall Sex: I bet @TOFIRST@ never tried it! Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? @T0@ never takes chances! Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? @TN@ never takes chances! Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? @TO@ never takes chances! Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? @TOFIRST@ never takes chances! Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced @MONTH@, @YEAR@. Freefall Sex: Never before seen video! Produced @TODAY@, @TIME@ Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted: Apply in person to @FN@ Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted: Apply in person to @RN@! Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to @FN@ Freefall Sex: Researchers Wanted:Apply in person to @RN@! Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, @FN@, it's a doozy! Freefall Sex: Watch out for that First Step, @TOFIRST@, it's a doozy! Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with @FN@? Freefall Sex: Why would anyone want to do it with @TOFIRST@? Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with @FN@? Freefall Sex: Would anyone like to try it with @TOFIRST@? GD&R; Grinning, Ducking & Running (@ end of "nasty" message) General @FN@, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. General @LN@, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. General Failure? Who the @#$%*& is General Failure? Get off the cross, @FN@. Somebody else needs the wood! Get that baby away from the com**@#$%^*NO CARRIER Get that cat off of my HGDS^%A$%*(*@#:LSQKLDXS Go ahead, @FN@! I stole *yours*! Go ahead, @N@, I dare you to steal this tagline! God truly does love @N@. God: ..and the secret to a succesfull life IS..@%DFA#X..NO CARRIER Going somewhere, @LN@? Good Tidings of Comfort and Joy! Merry Christmas @FN@! Good evening. Tonight's story concerns the death of @FN@... Good grief, Orville@! Good night Mrs. @LN@, wherever you are! Good night, @FN@...wherever you are. Gooshie! Center me on #*%!$%@ NO CARRIER Gotta luv me, @fn@ @ln@! Governor @LN@, I recognized your foul stench... Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100021 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (19/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (19/33) Great goal, @FN@! That was one in a million! Great goal, @LN@! That was one in a million! Great shot, @FN@! That was one in a million! Great, @FN@! Don't get cocky! Grow up?!? @TO@ never finished his _first_ childhood. :-) Guess who taught @TO@ to use a computer...? Guest hosting for Arsenio Hall tonight is @N@. Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight is @N@. Guest hosting for Jay Leno tonight is @N@. Guest hosting for Rush Limbaugh tonight is @N@. Guest hosting for Rush tonight is @N@. H@PPY D@YS ARE HERE HAPPY FATHER'S DAY... @!$% THE CAKE! HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! HELP ! I'm trapped inside a Chinese modem factory...#$%@& - NO CARRIER HEY DOG! Don't you pick up that !@#$*!?^%&@....<*BANG*>...NO TERRIER HEY DOG! Don't you pick up that !@#$*!?^%&@....<*BANG*>...NO TERRIER. HEY, who put the carpet tacks in my F*#$@NO CARRIER. - Lawrence Carter Ha ha. He's such a b@#&h! - Bart Had enough, @FN@? Or do I have to get rough? Happiness is @FN@'s face on a milk carton! Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! Have a few for me - I can't. Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! See, nothing happe$%@!).#^NO CARRIER Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! See, he's not &@#%*{) NO CARRIER Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! See, no)(*^%&^%!@# NO CARRIER Hastur! Hastur! Hastur! See, nothing happe$%@!).#^NO CARRIER Hastur, Hastur, Hast{2=@~& LOST CARRIER" Hastur, He who must not be named - oops! *%)@ NO CARRIER Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! And a Prosperous @YEAR@! Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! Hope @YEAR@ turns out well! Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@, and a _good_ @YEAR@! Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@.. and a Prosperous @YEAR@! Have a Happy Holiday Season! And a very good @YEAR@! Have a Merry Christmas @TOFIRST@, and a prosperous @YEAR@! Have a Merry Christmas, @TOFIRST@. *And* a good New Year! Have a Merry Christmas, @TOFIRST@. And a prosperous @YEAR@! Have a happy Christmas, @TOFIRST@.. have some pie for me! Have another @[]~ (cup of coffee) Have you @#%!ed your dog today? Have you seen the power of SPAM yet, @TOFIRST@? Have you tried Rogane or Minoxadi--*$&@### NO HAIRIER Hazel, South Dakota jeff.schlenker@lake-city.com He say's he's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. He says there are several @LN@s approaching from the southeast. He's driving me crazy! - Q to Picard about @TOLAST@ HeHeHe! Stimmt, @F ist blond .:-))) HeHeHe! Stimmt, @FN@ ist blond .... :-))) Heard that the SysOp likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$ NO CARRIER Heard that the sysop likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$ NO CARRIER Hello, @FN@, I'm Bucky Goldstein. Hello, I'm @FROMFIRST@, and I'm a, uh, Trekaholic... Hello, I'm David Duke, GO TO HELL! )^*&!@ NO KKKARRIER! Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @N@. Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @RN@. Hello, Jimbo ?...%$#@& - NO CARREY Hello. My name is @N@, & I will be your predator tonight. Hello? @TOFIRST@ Are you there? Earth to @TOFIRST@? Hello? Help @TO@ buy a clue. Help me look, please? I've lost my d@mn innocence again. Help me, @N@. You're my only hope. Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault, @FN@! Help! There's robbers breaking in my hou#$&&%()@ NO CARRIER Her sweater was so tight @TOFIRST@ could hardly breathe. Here lies @N@... He lived his dream. Here, Barbara, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----<----<@ Here, Bunny, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,-'--{@ Here, Janier, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,-'--{@ Here, Lolly, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----<----<@ Here, Maggie, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,-'--{@ Here, Orville, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----<----<@ Here, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----<----<@ Hey @F, Come escort me to my room --Violet Hey @F, don't steal this tagline! Hey @F, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat! Hey @F, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat. Hey @FIRSTNAME@, Come ascort me to my room --Violet Hey @FN, don't steal this tagline! Hey @FN@! You've been taking drugs again, haven't you? Hey @FN@, don't piss me off! I've got a BIG magnet! Hey @FN@, go fly a kite in an electrical storm. Hey @FN@, would you bangle her? huh huh huh Hey @TO, don't steal this tagline! Hey @TO@, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Hey @TOFIRST@ How `bout them COWBOYS!!! Hey @TOFIRST@ let's burn something! FIRE-FIRE-FIRE. Hey @TOFIRST@ watch me pull a tagline outta this hat. Hey @TOFIRST@! Watch out for that Baron of Hell! :( Hey @TOFIRST@, Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped ? Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100022 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (2/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (2/33) "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@ wrought terrible revenge upon him. "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s G-string came off. "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s Seventh Veil came off. "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s Tampax failed. "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s hair changed color yet again. "Bother," said Pooh, as @N@'s tongue probed his anus. "Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being @N@'s secret lover. "Bother," said Pooh, as he admitted being @TO@'s secret lover. "Bother," said Pooh, as he answered another phone call from @N@.. "Bother," said Pooh, as he bit @N@'s other ear off. "Bother," said Pooh, as he caved in @N@'s skull with his honey pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he deciphered another missive from @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @N@ was insatiable. "Bother," said Pooh, as he discovered @N@'s weak spot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@ peeping in his window. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@ pissing in his Hunney Pot. "Bother," said Pooh, as he found @N@'s ticklish spot! "Bother," said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as he jabbed the lipstick into @N@'s eye. "Bother," said Pooh, as he knelt before Master @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as he knelt before Mistress @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as he marked @N@'s message for deletion. "Bother," said Pooh, as he offered @N@ $5 for the soiled panties. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran from @N@'s advances. "Bother," said Pooh, as he ran in terror from @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as he read @N@'s latest offering. "Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @N@'s cigarette. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @N@ for being a geek. "Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @TO@ for being a git. "Bother," said Pooh, as he smeared Hunny on @N@'s breasts. "Bother," said Pooh, as he smelled semen on @N@'s breath. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tied @N@ to the bed. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tongued @N@'s anus. "Bother," said Pooh, as he took another swing at @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on @N@'s bra and panties. "Bother," said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @N@ Virus. "Bother," said Pooh, as he wrote another speech for @N@. "Bother," said Pooh, as his penis tore into @N@'s anus. "Bother," said Pooh, as the @N@-Virus scrambled his FAT. "Bother," said Pooh, sucking on @N@'s nipple. "Bother," said Pooh, trying on @N@'s panties. "Bother," said Pooh, trying to peer up @N@'s skirt. "Bugger" said Pooh, as @N@ filled the enema bag. "Captain, there be raptors here..." &^@$#%* NO CARRIER "Did you tell @FN@? Is that who you could tell?!" "Egad Brain! Isn't @TO@ a human?" - Pinky "For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself, @FN@!" - Brad Majors "Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..." "Help me, Obi-Wan @LN@. You're my only hope." "Hey, @FN@... may the Force be with you." "Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet." Starring @TO. "I think so, Brain, but isn't @N@ already married?" - Pinky "I'm @N@. I'm here to rescue you." "I'm not looking for @FN@, I'm looking for a Jedi Master." "I've been waiting for you, @FN@. We meet again, at last." "Indeed, you are powerful, as @N@ has foreseen." "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "*@FN@?*" "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @N" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @N" ... Zzzzzap!""Mu...," said Pooh, as he realized he was less than fluent in Klingon "Nee @FN@ no badda. Me chaade su goodie." "Nurse @FN@, set phasers on 'Spank.'" Aye, Captain! "OOOHHH, does this feel good," @FN ejaculated. "Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @N@?" "Oohhh. Jedi Master. @FN@. You seek @FN@." "Our new Special Friend... @TO@!" - Yakko "So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" -- Dr. Forrester "This can't be! @FN@, you're playing the wrong message." "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the br "U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarde "WOMENARENEVERVIOLENT!!!" -- lizzie@axe.murder "Whoa...it's @FN@!" - Butt-Head "Whoa...it's @TOFIRST@!" - Butt-Head "Yum," said Pooh, as he licked the hunny off @N@'s tummy. #%$@! NO CARRIER... *Now* where do we land??? #*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! '<=3D=3DGet this version of Tag-X Pro, @TO@! '\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris. (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame @TO@? (c) Copywight @YEAR@ Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. (c) Copywight @YEAR@ Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. (c) Copywight @YEAR@ Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100023 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (20/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (20/33) Hey @TOFIRST@, If we were cannibals, What parts of people would we eat Hey @TOFIRST@, are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing? Hey @TOFIRST@, get a grip! Good grip. Hey @TOFIRST@, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat. Hey @TOFIRST@, you comin' with us cow tippin' or what? Hey @TOFIRST@, your fly is open!!! Hey @TOFRIST@! Can I borrow your keys? Hey Beavis, lets beat up @TO@ and take all her candy. Hey Beavis, lets beat up @TO@ and take all his candy. Hey I wonder what this button doe#@&*^%$ NO CARRIER Hey Mom, @OTO@ learned a new word today... Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER Hey Mr. SysOp, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER Hey Sysop, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER Hey everybody! @FN@'s buying the drinks! Hey everybody! @FN@'s buying the hockey tickets! Hey everybody! Free taglines at @F's place! Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER Hey watch out for my water#&#@$@NO PERRIER Hey! I got the @TO@ special die cut card! Hey! Watch out for that bottle-- &#&$#@%&& NO PERRIER Hey! Don't chew on that ^?=%&`*@#~!... NO CARRIER Hey! Don't pick up that Dog! @#$*!?^% NO TERRIER Hey! Don't pick up that dog!%@&%&^% Hey! I don't remember @FN@.GIF being in the file directory before Hey! Watch out for that bottle-- &#&$#@%&& NO PERRIER Hey!? This tagline was made in New York City! NEW YORK CITY? @#$#@!#%! Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line! Hey, @FN@... may the Force be with you. Hey, Captain! I just created a black ho!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#NO CARRIER Hey, Fido! Look out for that truc @#$% NO TERRIER Hey, Mr. Sysop, you're a @#$% NO CARRIER Hey, PLEASE don't pick up the PH$@#*&$^(#@&$^%(*NO CARRIER Hey, look! A completely new undocumented fea&%$#*@ NO CARRIER Hey, wait, don't pick up that ph#{#!@#$%^&*()=. Hey, wasn't there a cl#@^*%$@_@#$&%^| NO Barrier. Hey, where'd my fonts go?$@#% NO COURIER Hi - internet = griffith@olympus.net Hi @F! TmNice added your name to this Tag Line! Hi @FN@ - where ever you are! Hi @N@ - wherever you are! Hi @TOFIRST@! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** History repeats itself, because @FN@ never listens. Hit @#$*;/ to abort. Hit any other key to format C. Hmm... Let's see what this Red button does @(#*$&$(# NO CARRIER HmmLet's see what this Red button does @(#*$&$(# NO CARRIER Hmmm... This @N@ person must not read the docs. Hmmmmm ... What would @FN@ do in this situation? Hmmpf. How do I get outta here? Push this butto...@#$% NO CARRIER Holding a vampire bat, #TOFIRST@ stepped into the batter's box. Holy Ground, @LN@! Remember what Ramirez taught you! Holy Ground, @TLName! Remember what Ramierez taught you! Honest, Kira! I was only looking at your combadge! Honestly Officer @L, I've never seen that Tagline before. Honey, PLEASE don't pick up the PH$@#*&$^(#@&$^%(*NO CARRIER Honey, PLEASE don't pick up the ph$##*&$^(#@&$^%(* NO CARRIER Hoosier Hysteria ... ^%#)%^@{]@!]|%#@+ How To Steal A $1,000,000 NanoBucks...Email: Unahacker@anonymous.net How can I backup my hard drive? I can't find it's *!@$ reverse switch! How did @N@ get into my tagline? How did @TO@ get into my tagline? How do you have such creative taglines, @F? How do you have such creative taglines, @TOFIRST@? How does one become a lamer? Is a lamer good? ...#%@%@# NO CARRIER How many @TOLAST@'s does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many ways are there to painfully die on this planet, #TOFIRST@? How many years did it take you to become so ignorant, @FN@? Howard.Belasco@runningb.Com Hysteria ... ^%#)%^@{]@!]|%#@+ I AM PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU, @TOFIRST@, WILL BE APPROXIMATED... I LET you win, @FN@! I LIKE people. They are good to become wood. Are you ready @TOFIRST@? I Seize your Commitment, @TO@! I Think I've Got it .... @@@!$#% NO CARRIER -- I accept your apology, @TOFIRST@, but not your explanation. I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit @FROMFIRST@. - Mike McMullin I am #tofirst@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant. I am @FN@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @LN@, and I'm at your service. I am @N@ of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines. I am @N@ of the Clan @LN@. - @N@ I am @TOFIRST@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant. I am @tofirst@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant. I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@ I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg, Prepare to be #$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker! I am NOT off topic! I demand to talk to th@#$%&^** NO CARRIER I am NOT off topic! I demand to talk to the mod@#$%&^** NO CARRIER I am an optomist.-Pesto Yeah.-Squit Thats it!!!!! Q$^&@$%!*&-Pesto Mail splitted by XP-Cut v1.0 --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (ABraun2618@aol.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F2100024 Date: 01/28/98 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 01:44pm \/To: ALLE (Read 2 times) Subj: MACROS.TAG (21/33) Continuation of the splitted Mail... (21/33) I am merely responding to @FN@'s nonsensical ramblings. I am merely responding to @N@'s nonsensical ramblings. I am merely responding to @TO@'s nonsensical ramblings. I am merely responding to @TOFIRST@'s nonsensical ramblings. I am the @TO@ that flaps in the night! I appoint @TOFIRST@ ambassador to Fantasy Island! I be nimble, @FN@ be quick, I jumped on @FN@'s Joystick. I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost... I came. I saw. I stole @N@'s tagline. I came. I saw. I stole @TO's tagline. I can resist anything...except @FN@! I didn't STEAL your tagline, @FN@, I IMPROVED it! I don't make typos. I have an error correcting mo*#$@(&%^@ NO CARRIER I don't think so, @FN@. I don't think so, @TOFIRST@. I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as @N@'s. I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as @TO@'s. I drink to make @FN@ interesting. I finally got this debgd, dbugge, dbuged, dbuggd ...%$#@! I find @FN@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive. I got a french modem! $%*()@!@#%$^$%#$*$ PAS DE CARRIER I got these nude pictures of @TOFIRST@...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER I got these nude pictures of the SYSO !@#$*$ NO CARRIER I got these nude pictures of the SysOp(&@#(#$*$ NO CARRIER I got these nude pictures of the moderat !@#$*$ NO CARRIER I got these nude pictures of the syso$%&!@#$*$+*NO CARRIER I had a great Tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it. I had a great tagline here, but @F deleted it. I had a great tagline here, but @TO@ stole it.. I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it. I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ stole it.. I have 1st amendment righ@#$% NO CARRIER I have bad ears. They hear everything @FN@ says. I have bad eyes. They see everything that @FN@ writes. I have fallen down @FIRST@, could you send me another beer? I have first amendent righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is @TOFIRST@. I have to go, I promised @FN@ I'd let him buy me drinks tonight. I have vays to make you talk, @FN@! I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born. I haven't gone by the name @LN@ since before you were born. I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately... I heard @N say that Klingons are WIMPS!! I hope that helps! USENET: DAN.MLODECKI@CANREM.COM I just ignore @FN@'s paranoid diatribe. I just ignore @N@'s paranoid diatribe. I just ignore @TO@'s paranoid diatribe. I just kidnapped @FN@! Send 100 million dollars, or else! I keep missing @FN@ .. but with this laser sight... I knew the poodle man, and he hated #*@