--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00008 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:42pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] FCJ: Feed Card and Jam FIDO lie #XIV: Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity FATAL ERROR: PCBORED.EXE in C:\WC30. Now formatting C: FLASH! Pee-Wee Herman joins cast of "Different Strokes!" FIA: The Commodore Computer of auto racing FACT: A cat will blink when struck by a hammer FESTINA LENTE FAR BEYOND THE SUN....YNGWIE MALMSTEEN FIDO lie #26: You can talk about whatever you want in the CHATTER echo FAMOUS BORG ACTORS: Whoopie Goldborg FAT = Circumferentially ENHANCED FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Wife, these biscuits are tough." FLASH!: Sarah Brady decapitated in dungbeetle attack FARBLE: One who farts in the bathtub, then bites the bubbles FATAL ERROR; SYSTEM HALTED; Press any key to do nothing FLWs: "Does a three save against death magic?" FLAME ON!!! - The Human Torch FATAL ERROR: Sysop late for work FBI: Federal Bureau of Intimidation FIDO: The dinosaur of the 20th century FIDO lie #XVII I know the echo rules by heart FAMOUS BORG ACTORS: Victor Borga FIRE FIRE FIRE No, that's not right.. RAPE RAPE RAPE FINANCIAL ADVICE: Never play cards with a man named ACE! FIDO lie #18 My point works perfectly! FIDOnet - a net used to catch dogs FILE NOT FOUND Should I fake it? (Y/N) FIDONET(n): what the pound employees use for aquisitions FALSE ADVERTISING: Easy Installation! FEMINISM: The radical notion that women are superior to men FIDO: Fading Into Discreet Obsolescence FDR declared us THE ENEMY with a his State of Emergency--Look it up!! FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Let's see if it's loaded." FDDI users do it with counter rotating rings FBI Lesson #3: "extensive research" = 2 anadotal reports FLATTERERS LOOK LIKE FRIENDS the way wolves look like dogs FBI: Federal Bureau of Incinerators FIDO lie #06 Real people read and reply to your mail FLW #1- The Beast is a good guy ?!? FLASH: Dwarf Seer escapes from jail: Small medium at large! FDMA: Freak division multifried acaustic FLIPS AND TUMBLES: by JIM NASTICS FIRST Connor? You are scheduled for termination. (BLAM!) FAIR is a four letter word! FIRE! {BANG!} OOUUUCH! Whoops! Is anyone down range? FLUSH!, Whee! Ha Ha Ha!, I'm done with my bath! - Calvin FAREWELL....YNGWIE MALMSTEEN FAITH: Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth and located F11 & F12 were added on April Fools Day FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Lemme have that bottle; I'll try it." FACTS (Def.): Things Which Tend To MODERATE Opinions FACT: A liberal will blink when struck with a hammer FITB Fill In The Blank FASHION, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey FENCERS do it with a thrust FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory FLUSH TWICE ! IT'S A LONG WAY TO OTTAWA !! FIDO lie #08 This is a hobbyist's network FACT: A conservative will blink when struck with a hammer FAMOUS LAST WORDS:"I SNAP THE STAFF" FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "WELL I THINK THATS THE LAST OF THEM" FIRE DEPT - You set 'em -- We wet 'em!! FISH First In, Still Here FLASH-> Altzheimer's renamed: WhatHisNames's Disease FIREMAN: Someone who is told to go to blazes FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals FLWs: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!" FLY.COM down. (A)bort (R)etry (Z)ipup? FIREARMS protect us *from* todays Adolph J. Reno's etc FBI Lesson #6: 400+ ferret rounds are NOT enough CS gas FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone dwn range? FL: Number One in Geriatrics Care! FLY.COM crashed. (A)bort (R)etry (B)ailout FASA: Frequently Argueable Statistics Association FLW #14: "Oops" FAITH HEALING NETWORK: Killing children in the name of Jesus! FIDO: Fundamentally Inane Dialogue Overview FIDO: Frighteningly Inaccurate Discourse Observed FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts FIDO lie #10 Internet/UUCP gateways work FL Fact: New Yorkers come to FL to use our Tanning Salons in Winter! FE buckets of bits on the bus FLUFF YOU! -Jeff Lane, SCN-Funny Farm FIDO Lie #XXIII: I'm not drunk right now! FLW #13: "Trolls regenerate?" FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight FILE_ID.DIZ - Not just a good idea, it's the LAW! FIND YOURSELF A FRIEND....HAMMER FIDO lie #VIII This is a Hobbyist's Network FIDO: Finding Incoming Directly Overhead! F6F6C6 - Zoned decimal number of the beast FEELIN Musicians do it with passion FIRST ON RACE DAY!! FANATIC: one enthusiastic about something you don't care about FEC: Forward eery connection coding (8^2 Viterbi disturbi) FIDO lie IX: We don't take it seriously FISHERMEN have long rods FIDO lie #XXII: I wasn't drunk when I typed this! FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Dog Offerings FCJ: Feed Cards and Jam [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00009 Date: 01/29/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:46pm \/To: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST (Read 2 times) Subj: sh*t [1/1] You can't talk to a Christer like a normal human being :: AZ>> BONDAGE.TAG DUMB.TAG GUMP.TAG GUN.TAG AZ>> INSULT.TAG LAWYER.TAG MOMHINT.TAG MURPHY.TAG AZ>> POOH.TAG PSYCHO.TAG SEX.TAG SH*T.TAG AZ>> YOMOMMA.TAG There's a lot missing in this one: Islam If it ain't Muslim, it ain't Shi'ite! Agnosticism I don't know whether sh*t happens or not. Apathism I don't care if sh*t happens. Atheism There IS no sh*t. Baha'i sh*t happens to everyone equally. Baptist Gonna wash this sh*t right outta my hair! Branch Davidianism This sh*t really burns me up. Buddhism If sh*t happens, is it really sh*t? Calvinism sh*t won't happen if you work harder. Cartesianism I think. Therefore sh*t happens. Catholicism If sh*t happens, you deserve it. Caponism I can make sh*t happen to you! Channeling Now happening as sh*t. Christian Science sh*t only happens within your mind. Church of England Excrement transpires. Church of the Sub-Genius Well, sh*t, Bob! Confucianism Confucius say, "sh*t happens." Darwinism We're all from the same sh*t. Discordianism Sh*t happens because god is a crazy woman. Druidism sh*t happens in the woods. Episcopalianism sh*t happened to my ancestors. est I acknowledge my sh*t. Evangelism Will you accept sh*t happening into your heart. Existentialism What is the meaning of sh*t, anyway? Hedonism There is nothing like a good sh*t happening. Hinduism This sh*t has happened before. Islam If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam, Shi'ite If sh*t happens, take a hostage. Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, knock... sh*t happens. Jim Jones Eat sh*t and die. Judaism Why does this sh*t always happen to us? Mensa The top 2% of sh*t happening. Latter-day Saints sh*t happens again and again and again. Leftist Americanism My sh*t is your sh*t. Methodism sh*t happens; support groups available. Moonies Only happy sh*t really happens. Mormonism You must look closely at the turd. New Age sh*t is the Goddess. Nihilism No sh*t! Paganism Earth, air, fire, water, sh*t. Presbyterianism This sh*t happens to be too dear. Pro-Israelism When sh*t happens Iran is behind it. Protestantism Let sh*t happen to somebody else. Psychic Saw sh*t coming; got hit from behind. Puritanism sh*t happens with our permission. Quaker Get thy sh*t together, Friend. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this sh*t. Rationalist What is this sh*t? Roman Catholicism Christ died for your sh*t. Ross Peroism Ain't no sh*t bigger than mine. Santeria Don't even THINK of sh*tting on me! Satanism sh*t is the best part. Schroedingerism sh*t does not happen until you observe it. Scientific Methodism Skatole-bearing anomalies materialize. Scientology Does sh*t happen? (See page 469). Shintoism Farts happen. Seventh Day Adventism No sh*t happens on Saturdays. Stoicism This sh*t happens to be good for me. Taoism sh*t happens. Televangelism Send all your money or sh*t will happen. Transcendental Meditation 7000 meditators make harmonious sh*t happen. Unitarianism sh*t happens; discussion at 2:00 pm. United Church of Canada Let us all share equally in sh*t happening. Weight Watchers You pay for excess sh*t at weigh-in. White Supremacistism Our sh*t happens to be superior in quality. Wicca sh*t happens to be good fertilizer. Zen What is the sound of sh*t happening? Zoroastrianism sh*t happens half the time. Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once! --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00010 Date: 01/29/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:43pm \/To: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST (Read 2 times) Subj: dumb [1/1] "And a double dumb-ass on you!" -Kirk "Does dumbo land before he, ya know, has to take a dump?" Butt-Head "Dumber than advertised." - Yakko Warner "Evil always triumphs because Good is dumb." - Dark Helmet "If You Act Like A Dumbsh*t, They'll Treat You As An Equal" "It said I was a superorganism..." Dumb Ant "John Birch Society nut... dumb and dangerous." -- Sinatra on Reagan "O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?" "Opening Soon" A new musical staring Jim Carey-- " Dumb and Drummer" "Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox! "Too clever is dumb." - German Proverb "We're Young, Dumb and Ugly!" - Weird Al Yankovic "You're dumb, but you've met your match in me." -- Flagg to Freedman 20 Dumb Blonds in freezer: Frosted flakes. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at! And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!! Answers $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks are still fre Answers - $1: Short - $5: Correct - $25: Dumb looks are still free. Answers: Short, $1; Correct, $25. Dumb looks are stil Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free! Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free. As a rule of thumb, too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash Asking dumb questions is easier than fixing dumb mistakes. Backups? We don' *NEED* no dumb baX%^~,VbKx. :D Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds rootbeer. Blonde jokes are dumb. Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens. Blonde: Dumb shit happens. DUMB BLONDE(n): a peroxymoron? DUMB BLONDE: your basic peroxymoron. DUMB: Buying water that spells NAIVE backwards. DUMB: When you go to a mind reader and she charges you half price. DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush<<< DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would careto order DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Dave Alm...Too stupid to even know how dumb he is!!! Deaf, dumb, and blonde. Dumb Approach # 1: "Hey! Just shut up about the First Amendment, okay?" Dumb Blonde or beer bottle: both are empty from neck up. Dumb Blonds standing ear to ear: Wind tunnel... Dumb blond jokes are one liners so men can understand them. Dumb blonde jokes - short so brunettes can remember them Dumb blonde jokes - so short brunettes can remember them Dumb blonde jokes are 1 liners so that men can understand them. Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb men are wise until opening their mouths. Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid. Dumb: "We need safer guns and safer bullets."- Jocelyn Elders, 12-8-93 Dumber than Advertised. Engineer: an implement for converting caffeine into dumb ideas. Evil always triumphs, because good is dumb.-Dark Helmet He's dumb as a box of mentally handicapped rocks. He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds! He's strong like bull, dumb like tractor. Here Fido, fetch. Get the *.PKT Fido... The *.PKT... Dumb dog. How long before we're as dumb as computers? I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron? I called her a dumb blonde. She said, "No help wanted!" I gotta go annoy my Sysop with dumb questions! I'm not as think so am dumb I you. IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO CALL IDIOTS ANONYMOUS: 555-DUMB. If 99 million people say a dumb thing, it's still a dumb thing. If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must have been a dumb question! If Clinton's the answer, it must've been a dumb question! If you were any dumber, you'd have to be watered twice a week! Is it really true that there are no dumb questions? Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron? Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron? Jimmy Carter had his dumb brother Billy. Clinton is Billy. Jury: Twelve people too dumb t get out of jury duty. Kelnyth's axiom #117: USER FRIENDLY is a dumb blonde. Many a dumb blonde is really a smart brunette. No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks. O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes? OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is sung. Okay! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes? Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox! Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant) Oxymoron: Dumb graduate of Oxford. Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10. Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved. REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Most computers have dumb names. Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb blonde looks: Free She was so dumb that she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ! Should justice be bline, deaf and dumb? Simple answers to dumb questions make this a fun echo! TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate. Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT?. <---DUMB Question! The ARMY said I was too heavy. The police said I was too DUMB. - Homer The old dumb-tagline-on-the-BBS trick! The only thing worse than a dumb bigot is a smart bigot. There are no dumb questions.... just dumb people This Tagline is Copyrighted,Trademarked,Registered,Dumb. This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.-H. Cosell Too clever is dumb URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick". What a surprise! You *are* dumber than you look! What's dumber than a blonde? Somebody who marries one. Why aren't there any Dumb Brunette jokes? Blondes can't think of any. Yo mama so dumb, she think a HOT MEAL is stolen food. Yo'momma so dumb, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store. You're a Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick". You're mama so dumb, she think a HOT MEAL is stolen food. You're so dumb you needs a cue card just to say "Huh?"! You're so dumb you needs a cue card just to say "Huh?"! Your so dumb that you go to a mind reader and she charges you half price in 1.00a X Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still White-out on a dumb blonde's screen altering Taglines. Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... "Louis," said Leslie, "I don't know what to do with my toes." --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1^00000 Date: 01/30/98 From: JOHN GRAY Time: 06:53am \/To: KEVIN W. KELLY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner Hi Kevin KWK> jg> ... and just leave the one you want to keep? KWK>And how would it know which one you want to keep? Aha! You have stumbled across the problem! John * SLMR 2.1a * --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: Dee-Kays BBS, N.Wales 24Hrs +44(0)1978 752232 (2:442/103) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1^00001 Date: 01/30/98 From: JOHN GRAY Time: 06:59am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner Hi Simon SA> JG> How does it cope with the multifarious variants of "640K SA> JG> ought to be enough for anyone - Bill Clinton" ... and SA> JG> just leave the one you want to keep? SA>"Bill /Clinton/"? Yes, he seems to be getting in everywhere ...! SA>The basic premis is this: SA>You specify a percentage. Tag-O-Matic will check for dupes. SA>Noting the differences between each. If the percentage of SA>differences is higher than you specified, the tag goes. SA>I'm not 100% sure of the details - that'll come when/if I go SA>with it, but that's roughly what happens. I wonder how you would calculate the 'percentage of differences'. Just based on letters? Or on differences with words like "a", "the", "an", etc? I don't think the principles will be easy to establish ... John ... /* allez-vouz? */ * SLMR 2.1a * --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: Dee-Kays BBS, N.Wales 24Hrs +44(0)1978 752232 (2:442/103) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1^00002 Date: 01/29/98 From: JEFF JOHNS Time: 04:02pm \/To: GOTTFRIED GIDALY (Read 2 times) Subj: HELP! I've not a clue. Hello, Would like someone to post an explanation of the purpose, the point, and the usefulness of "taglines". The comlete lack of any such info within makes one wonder. However: "one good turn, gets most of the blanket" "never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time, and annoys the pig" Jeff --- ----Sunny Side BBS * Origin: FIDONet : Sunny Side BBS / 804-979-0635 / (1:264/422) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1^00003 Date: 01/30/98 From: HEATHER LENNOX Time: 04:46pm \/To: KIM LYKKEGAARD (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Macro Taglines KL> HL> I have accidently deleted around 200 of my own macro tags. KL> Bad luck ,( KL> HL> Pleeeaaaasssseeee!!!!! KL> Now now we can't have that...... .) Received all the taglines you sent me. Much thanks. And I see there are some *very* interesting one amongst them. I know someone I can use them on. Thank you and seeya later --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210)