--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Eyugh! Now everything smells like bacon! Experience is knowing a lot of things you shouldn't do again F. LEE BAILEY - Case Closed F*CK your friends. Enemies won't let you get that close Experience the cleansing power of blasphemy Extrordinary only in his ordinariness--Mulder on Ffaster F r o m t h e S l o w S p e a k e r s U n i o n F.L.W's "thar ain't no injuns for 100 miles" G.A.C Experience is finding mistakes you make again Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high Experiencing tagline difficulties, please stand by Explode into pieces, you source code - Asreil, programme External storage - Wastebasket! Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes Exploding piglets GOOD! Exploding tagline file NOT GOOD! Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes, mishaps, missteps Experience is something you get after you need it Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old Exxuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt driven F.I.A.W.O.L F**k me if I'm wrong but is your name Albert? Experience is knowing a lot of things All shouldn't do again Extremities where I can see them! - Odo Expert: Avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy Experts tell you what can't be done and why. -- Heinlein Experience is proportional to the amount of gear ruined Eyeing little girls with bad intent - Jethro Tull Explanation of Bitch= Beautiful,Intelligent,Talented,Charming,Horny! Expert: An unknown drip under pressure Experience: a name everyone gives to his mistakes Expert = one who has made all the mistakes... and *remembers them* Food Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. Your disturbing Experiment #5: Cats without legs are easier to bathe Exported VIA Messenger: Experience teaches only the teachable. -- A. Huxley Experience is the best teacher but the tuition is costly Experiencing tagline difficulties at this time Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that dam bug at? E|ae.~}++o~ ua?o> Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watc Expiring minds want to know! Experience is recognizing a moistake, the second time you make it Experience is directly proportional to mistakes Expert(n): EX = Has been. sPERT = Drip under pressure F-ine F-irm F-igured F-emales F-loat my F-rigate Exotic, erotic, and just a wee bit psychotic Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother sailing F r o m the s l o w s p e a k e r s o f A m e r i c F/A-18 Hornet fires Exocet missile - #$%$@&*#!@NO CARRIER Expert systems are built to embody the knowledge of human experts. - ulawiec Explore the galaxy--meet new alien races--blow them away! Extreme sorrow laughs, extreme joy weeps Expand your horizons - move to a bigger planet Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing External Security: Experience varies directly with the amount of equipment ruined Explaining the Unkown by means of the Unobservable! Explain the Bermuda Triangle? Elvis needs boats! Experience is a name everyone gives their mistakes. F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings Express your elf! Experience comes with bad judgement Experience: What you get just after you need it! Eye of newt, toe of frog, brain of Michael, and spleen of dog Expelled, Harriet Tubman High, 1974... -- Tom Servo Expenditures rise to meet income F*S*? *>FIRE!<* Novel? *>FIRE!<* Expert: Someone from out of town. With a modem Explain to me again why I got into this line of work Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money Experts. Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER Expect the best of a man and he will become the best External actions show internal secrets Experience--What you get just after you need it! Experience to extremes. (Last words of a bungee jumper.) Eye of newt, toe of frog, brain of Orville, and spleen of dog Eyeing little girls with bad intent Exploding windows, great. Exploding drives, not so great Explanation for the remaining 1/4. ;-} Expectation: primary factor for disappointment Eye h8 Bevis and Butt Head cuz dey cant spel...? F Troop, next on Nick At Night... -- Tom Servo Experiment #9: Cats without legs never land on all fours Experience -- What you get just after you need it! Experience comes from bad judgement. Mark Twain [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Y00012 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:01am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Exxon Captain said, I wanted to impress Jodie Foster Extinction is the ultimate fate of all species Explaining it Better: Clara Fie F**k 'em if they can't take a joke! Extinguish all smoking materials..including spacecraft, if possible Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes Extrusion, Science, Art, and luck Eyes forward, Fox! -Falco Expectations are the death of serenity Extra Credit: Define the universe. Give 3 examples Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined Explaining it Better: by Clara Fie Eye of newt, toe of frog, brain of Nancy, and spleen of dog Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel. - Natashia Eyeing little girls with bad intentTULL Exp Level don't count when yer dead Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else Ezekiel 27:28 - Airport noise in ancient times F.B.I. = Federally Barbequed Infants Extraordinary people use their wisdom to avoid the need for their skill Expect the quest to break your heart at least once Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon... Doctor (MPFC) Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. J. Randi Ezz beeg troble for moose and squirrel F-4 Phantom II Experiance is the comb life ves you after you're bald Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids-Jurassic Bori Expressing individualism is just plain wrong! -- Joel Robinson Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. - B. Goldwater Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want Eye of newt, Toe of frog, and a side order of fries please! Eye to eye, we were caught unaware of the passion inside us F-First O-On R-Race D-Day Experience is the name everybody gives to their mistakes Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -- livier Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon Experience: to recognize a mistake when you make it again Explosive Ordnance Disposal: If you see me running, CATCH UP! Experience is a dear teacher, but a fool will learn at the hand of no other Experts are people called in at the last minute to share the blame Eye of newt, toe of frog, brain of Tracy, and spleen of dog Expert: Someone who's made all the possible mistakes Eye jest live a spill choker, donut ewe? Experience is required in making anything except mistakes Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined Experience is something you get just after you need it Experience is what allows us to keep messing up without blushing F.I.A.W.O.L. because Fandom Is A Way Of Life Exxuse me, while I kiss the sky Explorers, in the further regions of experience Expertise is equivalent to having made ALL mistakes!! Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that damned bug at? Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice Experience should be a guide post, but not a hitching post Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income Explaining science to a fundy is like spitting on a fish Exotic, erotic, and just a little psychotic Eye of new, crunch of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want Experience comes from bad judgment. - Mark Twain Expenditures rise to meet income. Parkinson's Law F.A.R.T.S.: Fast Acting Relief of Tummy Stress Expert: Someone who knows everything about nothing! Experience enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again Experience: Recognizing a mistake when you do it again Express email - e.xpress F! - Mrs. Flamiel My folks are gonna kill me. - Ralph (Animaniacs) Experiencing Synoptical Difficulties, Please Stand By Expansion Slots: The extra holes in your belt Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together -evaluationese Experience is knowing a lot of things YOU Shouldn't Do! Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon! Explosion at the Mint. Change in staff Experience.n: What you get when you were expecting something else Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bald. - Belgian proverb Exploding wizard falls from tower - .GIF at 11 Experimental tagline. Do not read External Storage - A wastebasket F1-Help F2-Look Stupid F3-Do Nothing F4-Call 911 Expect the worst. Merely bad will be an improvement F-105 Thunderchief Explain it to them. Khan Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again Exploring the Past to make a better Future Eye let the spell checker ketch my eras Experts tell you what can't be done and why. - Robert A. Heinlein Expert: Someone who knows less, but makes more money Explain again how sheeps bladders may be used to stop earthquakes? Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory Experience: When you can read sentences typed in high ASCII!! Extreme right-wing: The extra-chromosome wing Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing Exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids F1/Indy driver for hire. Inquire NM at Eyes like candy, it has eyes like candy Eyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all thru my head [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00000 Date: 01/27/98 From: KENNITH DOWNING Time: 05:43pm \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Speak Kilngon? Re: Speak Kilngon? ĿHorse of a A Variety of people with a variety of Interest FidoNET Different ACCnet ĴColor GAMES*FILES UPON REQUEST*INTERNET E-MAIL* No Flame Areas! --- VFIDO 6.20.00 Gamma Candidate 10 * Origin: A Horse of a Different Color (1:112/64) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00001 Date: 01/28/98 From: GREG EASTHOM Time: 09:08pm \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner JG>SA>I can program one that ensures that there are /no/ duplicates JG>SA>whatsoever. In fact, anybody can do it. JG>SA>DEL TAGFILE.TAG JG>SA>:) JG>Unfortunately this doesn't work, because my tagline file has a JG>different name. Would you like to try again?! Try this: DELTREE /Y \ Absotively, posilutely GAR-ON-TEED to work! (heehee) * SLMR 2.1a * --- Maximus 3.01 * Origin: The BandMaster, Vancouver, B.C., Canada (1:153/7715) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00002 Date: 01/28/98 From: KEVIN W. KELLY Time: 01:33pm \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner Greetings, JOHN. You were talking about "Tagfile cleaner" on 19980128 jg> sa>i can program one that ensures that there are /no/ duplicates jg> sa>w hatsoever. In fact, anybody can do it. SA>DEL TAGFILE.TAG jg> Unfortunately this doesn't work, because my tagline file has a jg> different name. Would you like to try again?! Try deltree c:\ jg> a word? I also want to get rid of junk like "Borg", "Pooh", jg> "Bother", "Tom Servo", "- Tom", "- Mike", "@T", "@N", and so on jg> ad nauseam (IMHO). Try filtering to a different file, then delete it. jg> How does it cope with the multifarious jg> variants of "640K ought to be enough for anyone -Bill Clinton" I'd be more than amazed if anyone ever got anywhere near close to being able to do that... jg> ... and just leave the one you want to keep? And how would it know which one you want to keep? Yours sincerely, Kevin W. Kelly ... William Jefferson Blythe "Flip-flop" Clinton <<< Tag-O-Matic V.13a Did I really quote 61%???? {264/1} --- Terminate 5.00/Pro ...and it works! (almost?) * Origin: TMQ = Ultimate Assistant for Termail... (2:440/601.18) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00003 Date: 01/29/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 12:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Political Tags Just to let you all know, I've updated the taglines on my website, but I'll warn you ahead of time they are all conservative. Files include Gun Rights, All Rights, Freedom, Weapons, NWO, ATF-FBI, Clinton, Gays, Political Correctness, Animal Rights, plus gems from PJ O'Rourke, Ned Nugent, and Rush Limbaugh. Example: PJ O'Rourks The reality of the Clinton Presidency is damning enough. - PJ O'Rourke Clinton: A man who beats Republicans by running as one. - PJ O'Rourke and the brains of a King Charles spaniel. - PJ O'Rourke on Al Gore If meat is murder, are eggs rape? - PJ O'Rourke Bad political ideas: fascism, communism, Ted Kennedy for Pres. - PJO'R Let me say one single word: dentistry. - PJO'Rourke on "good old days" Do you know what time cows get up in the morning?! - PJ O'Rourke Nowadays we can hardly count our blessings..computers do it for us.PJO Opportunity knocks, it jiggles the doorknob... - PJ O'Rourke Why should the little green men bother? - PJ O'Rourke on abductions Besides, the world's been about to end for a long time. - PJ O'Rourke We used to be shunned for crying in our beer.Now we go on Oprah. PJO'R Politics:the business of getting power & privilege without merit.PJO'R The usual solutions proferred for the usual worries are usually wrong. Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty Overpopulation: Just enough of me, Way too much of you. - PJ O'Rourke Somolian Clue: Everybody. In the toilet. With an AK-47. - PJ O'Rourke Personally, I evolved in the backseat of a car. - PJ O'Rourke The environmentalists can shut up now. - PJ O'Rourke Earth in the Balance: A compendium of all ecological frets & dreads.PJ Ecology is the science of everything.Nobody knows everything. - PJ O'R Alar might kill you--if you eat 50K pounds of apples a day. - PJ O'R Nat'l well-being might almost be said to be a by-product of pollution. We don't disembowel Bambi live the way coyotes do, we shoot him first. Yearly average in US: Mining Deaths - 65, Nuclear Power - 0 "We are losing species." Have you looked under the couch cushions? PJO The federal government already owns 30% of our nation's land. - PJ O'R Environmentalists don't like property rights. - PJ O'Rourke America's civil courts are already butt-deep in ridiculous damage suits We don't want Congress for our landlord. - PJ O'Rourke on federal land Allowing nature to be controlled by our government is bad. -PJO'Rourke If you had a really great time, a warrant is probably still out.-PJO'R And there is legal precedent for quarantine. - PJ O'Rourke on AIDS Semicomic diarrhea kills 10 times more than AIDS worldwide. And to make money we need to be free. - PJ O'Rourke Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother. PJ he's the fat kid at school who played tuba in the school band. PJ onBC State taxes, city taxes, federal taxes...and it was an eye-opener. PJ does Chicken Little have an agenda? - PJ O'Rourke what does Chicken Little WANT...? - PJ O'Rourke on liberal agenda I don't know what's good for you. You don't know what's good for me. An entitlement is what people on welfare get,and how free are they? PJ Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. -PJ on government Bill, keep your hands to yourself. Hillary, mind your own business. PJ if child abuse was the issue, why didn't [Reno] tear-gas Woody Allen? That's not freedom, that's dependency. - PJ O'Rourke on welfare rations of slavery...hay and a barn for human cattle. - PJO on welfare Term limits aren't enough. We need jail. - PJ O'Rourke one basic human right,the right to do as you damn well please. - PJ O It's called getting a job.[college grads paying tuition] - PJ O'Rourke The individual is the wellspring of conservatism.- PJ O'Rourke There are no group discounts in the Ten Commandments. - PJ O'Rourke Christ was not a committee. - PJ O'Rourke we are individuals-unique, disparate and willful... - PJ O'Rourke love of freedom [is] selfish...in the sense that breathing is selfish. individual: squeezed cream filling of the giant Twinkie [govt]. - PJO There is no virtue in compulsory government charity. - PJ O'Rourke He'll[voter] do good with his own money--if a gun is held to his head. If responsibility is removed...social ties are weakened. - PJ O'Rourke It [Constitution] doesn't say "guarantee the general welfare." -PJ O'R Government is an abstract entity. It doesn't produce anything. - PJO'R Government can't create wealth; only individuals can. - PJ O'Rourke All government is able to do is move wealth around. - PJ O'Rourke Collective good replaces individual goodies. - PJ O'Rourke Hunting the Virtuous--and How to Clean and Skin Them. - PJ O'Rourke The prinicipal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. PJ Kidnapping the moral high ground also serves to inflate liberal ranks. Liberals actually hate wealth because they hate all success. - PJ O'R Liberals don't like any form of individual achievement. - PJ O'Rourke It takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal point of view. PJ O Liberals are fond of victims and seek them wherever they go. - PJ O'R "The minority is always right, said that pesky liberal Ibsen." - PJ O Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. - PJ O'Rourke We cleaned the clock of Marxism....we beat them with Levi 501 jeans.PJ What if they gave a summit and nobody came? - PJ O'Rourke The entire Soviet service economy is conducted in geological time. PJO Which? Whatchamajigger? Whoa? What the F*ck? -PJ's 4 W's of journalism Government isn't a philosophical concept, it's a utility... - PJ O'R Seriousness is stupidity sent to college. - PJ O'Rourke Hemingway was just a tourist watching Spaniards tease farm animals. PJ I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a learning experience. Communes don't work. Neither does Cuba. - PJ O'Rourke Marxism's appeal...it gives you someone to blame besides yourself. -PJ Famine: People are not just starving. They are BEING starved. - PJ O'R Death is the result of bad politics. - PJ O'Rourke But children are short and look up to EVERYTHING. - PJ O'Rourke Automobile vs. pedestrian: "Pedestrians are easily damaged. - PJ O'R Rating System: S = Silly, VS = Very Silly, SML = Shirley MacLaine. PJ What used to be called shame & humiliation is now called publicity. PJ The President of the United States is our employee. - PJ O'Rourke Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of ditto. - PJ O'Rourke Worse than waking up wearing a wedding ring next to Roseanne Barr. PJ Notice that when Kuwait got invaed, nobody called Sweden. - PJ O'R being the world's policemen...and do we hear any thank yous? - PJ O'R Morale: how well people are doing when they're not doing well at all. I'm a former hippie. Maybe I can get a job as a "protest expert". PJ O ... Gun control is the ability to put two bullets in one h--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Z00004 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:40pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines