--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Y00008 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules: Experimenters R Us! Express yourself with Blue Waveit's the only way to go! Experts agree: EVERYTHING IS FINE F.M. radio means you can listen to it on Friday mornings. - student Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he's been Extra Credit: Define the universe and give three examples Expert - anyone from out of town Experimental Tagline. Please do not read Eye haight thowz hoo kant spel Extinction: Nature's way of erasing mistakes Eye of newt... Toe of frog... Blood of Wesley... Tongue of Barney Expert: "ex"=a has-been. "spert"=a drip under pressure Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Arc Extremely happy and extremely unhappy men are alike prone to grow ard-hearted Expert = one who has made all the mistakes... and *remembers them* Expanding an Amiga is plug and play - expanding a PC is plug and Exxon: Greasing coastlines for smoother boating Experience is knowledge ... everything else is information F1 huumoria: Olivier Panis Jos Verstappen antais Experience is something you don't get until =after= you need it Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. - Barry Goldwater Experiment #7: Two-legged cats are slower than Three-legged cats F-14 Tomcat: World's largest distributor of MiG parts! Expertise at Macintosh is not expertise at all F-16 Falcon: Worlds fastest distributor of Mig-29 Fulcrum parts Expert: someone from out of town Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off Eyeing little girls with bad intent, heh Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wa Explosion Rocks Kitchen! Cat Claims Innocence! F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn! Experience is a good teacher, but very expensive F.S.A. - Look for the white Runabout Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel.. - Boris Baddenov Extinction - Nature's way of erasing mistakes Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids... -Jurassic Borg Extraordinary hardware demands extraordinary care Eye of the tiger, Bart! - Bart Simpson Extortion is illegal. The Government hates competition Expect to win Experimentation is the mother of confusion Experience: Knowing a lot of things you shouldn't do again Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. - Thomas Paine Experiments should be reproducable Experience is the comb life gives you after you've lost your hair Explain again how sheep's bladder may prevent earthquakes F1 is IF spelled backwards Experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun Experience is knowledge acquired too late F. Lee Bailey gives new meaning to the phrase: "Do as I say, not as I do." Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones Explosive decompression sucks Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want Explorer: A hobo with experience Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence Explosion at Kodak - no film at 11 F.I.J.A.G.H Exploding piglets!!! OH my, it's raining bacon! Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. - Lazarus Long Expressing individualism is just plain wrong! -- Crow T. Robot Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone Exuse me while I kiss the sky - J.H F1-OK ESC-Cancel F2-Buckle my shoe F4-Shut the door Experiencing synaptic difficulties, please stand by Expressowe: New and faster ways to render credit cards into molten slag Expensive silk ties attract spaghetti sauce Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. - L. Long Experience is the comb that Nature gives us when we are bald Extinct is forever Experiments should be reproducable - they should all fail the same way Experiment #8: One-legged cats are easier to throw Exploding piglets!!! My gosh, it's raining bacon! Ez-reader on day off...the joys of June Expert - knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed Explosive when wet Extinct owl species: When, Where, How, Why, What Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids... -Jurassic Bori Experience - knowing all the things you shouldn't do Explain counter clockwise to one with a digital watch Experience is something you don't get, 'til you need it most Expert - someone from out of town carrying a brief case Extraneous text! ... You may find (as I have) that Ron Janorkar's Tag-X Experience teaches only the teachable. - Aldous Huxley Experiment #1: Four legged cats are hard to catch Eye to eye, we were so unaware of this passion inside us Experience is a hard teacher becauase she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards Extreme Impossibility F.U.B.A.R. = Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment! --Worf Explain "counter-clockwise" to someone with a digital watch Experience=a name everyone gives to his mistakes Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure Export part or all the tagline database to ASCII text file Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way Experience is the name everyone gives their mistakes Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted Eye of newt, Toe of frog, and a side of fries, please Experience the joy of giving and receiving - Masturbate! Experience is the only prophecy of wise men [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Y00009 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Expert advice is a great comfort, even when it's wrong Experience: Something you don't get until just after you need it. --Olivier Expletive deleted - Richard Nixon Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. - Heinlein Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness Exuse me waiter! There's a Malkavian in my soup Eye con: (v) Game two people play across a crowded room Eye of newt, toe of frog, & a side of fries, please Expert Marksman, D.C. version: Hillary with an "assault" ashtray Eye of newt, toe of frog, brain of @TOFIRST@, and spleen of dog Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel Explain: the simplest way to serve eggs Express yourself more forcefully. Get a gun! Exxon Suxx Experiencing tagline diddiculties. ... Please stand by Expert: A person who's made all the mistakes which can be made Extropian and Proud Eye of Newt...Toe of Frog...Blood of Eisner...[CENSORED!] of Barney F.O.P. = Organized Crime For Cops F U CN RD THS U ND THRPY! Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old. - Fran, Dinosaurs Extra mayo is irrelevant... Our way, right away at Borger King now! Explain counter-clockwise 2 someone with a digital watch Exploding piglets!!! OH my, it's raining bacon! Eyes...failing...Chicken soup...only chance for survival.. -The Tick Explosives Made Easy - VOL II - by Click N. Boom Expert--anyone from out of town Experiments should be reproducible - they should all fail in the same way Eye Of The Storm * West Palm Beach, FL Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other Experiments that failed too many times External Storage - Waste basket F!, the Humanoid that simply can't be beat! Experiencing synaptical difficulties, please stand by Expect nothing; be prepared for anything. -- Samurai saying Expensive imported beer is good for the soul Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice! Express Mail from the Post Office Expresso Noir Extruded plastic dingus! - Tom Explain what? We never said that! * TNG writers t-shirt Experience is what you got when you didn't get what you wanted F-117...the sound of freedom Expert: One who knows more and more about less and less Experimental Tagline: Copy at your own risk F.B.I. F.earless B.and of I.diots Explaining Death to kids makes threats more effective F u cn rd ths u mst b n nglsh tchr! Exploring The Dutch Frontier: by Will Der Ness Expert systems are built to embody the knowledge of human experts Explorer: What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad? Extremism, in defense of liberty, is no vice Exotic: crazy with a pierced nose Expand your mind; send it to space Extinct species will never be Born Again Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes Extortion is the survival of the richest Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it F! is lost in time...He is Quantum Freak! Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon Experience: The NAME people give to their MISTAKES! Experience is usually the result of bad judgement Expert are people called in at the last minute to share the blame F1 for help. 911 for HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!! Experience is the name given by men to their mistakes Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Coward Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Exploding piglets!!! By golly it's raining bacon Exotic, erotic and just a wee bit psychotic Expect the worst, it's the least you can do Export this message for future reference Expose' "Pillsbury Doughboy is really a Tart" National Inquirer Expand your mind. Eat gifted children Experiencing recipe difficulties, please stand by Experiencing temporary synaptical difficulties, Please stand by Expectations should not determine whether or not one acts, nor how Expect no fairness where my vital interests are concerned Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark! Experience: What you got when you didn't get what you wan Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes Eye contact makes me horny Extra! Extra! Dyslexic anticristian sells soul to Santa Expert--knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed Explore the galaxy, meet strange new alien races, blow them up! Explain anti-clockwise to someone with a digital watch! Experiencing propulsion problems? Use Warp Core Bleach Expandeloping: Blowing into the open edge of an envelope Expert: Someone who knows everything about nothing! Expand your vocabulary. Page a Sysop at 3:00 A.M Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof Expect some real data soon, by message, probably F.O.R.D. = (F)inally (O)ut (R)an (D)ale Extravagance: The way other people spend money Extraordinary how potent cheap music is Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. - Spock Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides F hrvergn gen: German for no leg room Expect great things *from* God. Attempt great things *for* God F.H. Gumby. Regius Professor Of History At His Mother's [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Y00010 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Express yourself with Blue Wave....It's one of the many ways to do it! Extra credit: Define the Universe. Give three examples Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF at 11 Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted Expresshole: One who enters the Express line with more than 9 items Express elevator to hellgoin' down! Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. -Oscar Exploding Windows ... GOOD Exploding Drives ... NOT GOOD!! Eye On Video F.S.A. - Federation Starship Association Experience to extremes Extreme boredom serves to cure boredom Explosion at sperm bank! Nurses overcome Eyes are the window to the soul Eye fink oll English teecherz ar stoopid jurx Eye Con: (n) Person able to make direct visual contact while lying Explain counter clockwise to a person with a digital watch Eyes playing tricks like tiny round devils. -The Tick F! and his latest sidekick, Expedable Lad... -F! Experience: Enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again Explaining the Unknown by means of the Unobservable! Expense Accounts, n.: Corporate food stamps Experience the test comes first, the lesson later Experts tell you what can't be done and why. - Heinlein Experiment #6: Three-legged cats will not walk in circle Eying little girls with bad intent...Yup, that's Barney! Eyes without life... these words are pleasing to me Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11 F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!!!!!! Experiments should be reproducable, they should all fail in the same w Experience: what you get when you expected something else Expose yourself to a Photographer ! Experience is just mistakes you won't make anymore Extremism & fanaticism combined is a dangerous brew Experience Level don't count when you're dead Eyes of sex ruins your lack Expert: Someone with a briefcase, more than 20km from home Eye of newt... Toe of frog... Tongue of Barney Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bal Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want! Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old. - Fran F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish, Rimmer. -- Lister Expect me when you see me Ezz beeg trouble for moose Extreme torture with only the promise of a hideous death for comfort! Eye of newt, toe of frog, dash of vermouth Experience is a good teacher, but submits huge bills Explosive (And Messy) Giant Space Hamster Expert, n. One who focuses all his ignorance on one thing Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? Eye of newt, wing of bat, monosodium glutamate Express Mail from the Post Office. Express your elf! Explanation unknown at present. - Kirk Expressions that sound dirty, Frosting the Pastry Explain a slide rule to today's youth Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating! Experiment #6: Three-legged cats will not walk in circles F x S = k. The product of freedom and security is a constant Experience isn't everything. First, You've got to survive Explosives Made Easy - by Stan Wellback F.A.R.T.S.: Freedom and Rights Total Supporter Experiencing tagline difficulties ... Please stand by Expect the unexpected Expenditures rise to meet available income Experience is what you get after you need it Explore the galaxy, meet new alien races, blow them up! Experience is directly proportional to mistakes made Eye witnesses were on the scene in minutes Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure Extremely warm huggings... flame throwers and the like Expelled Harriet Tubman High, 1974 - Tom on TV's Frank Expensive imported beer is good for the sole Express individuality. Write a tagline!! ~ External Storage: A wastebasket Expert: Anyone from out of town Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. - Lazar Extremism in anything is. Just extremism Experience is never limited, and it is never complete. -- James Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones Exploding: FIRECRKR.BAM Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a side of fries, please Expletive Deleted Experience & Treachery will always overcome Youth & Vigor Experience-the name people give to their mistakes External ROM checksum incorrect. ROM address=C000H F yu cn rd ths thn yu cnt spl wrth a dmn! Eyeing little girls with bad intent...Yup, that's Barney! Experience teaches us at the expense of our illusions Experience varies directly with equipment ruined F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings F10 for manual entry? You mean, I gotta type the whole manual? Extortion is my business - Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You Only Live Twice) Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you F-R-I-C-A-S-S-E-E-I-N-G. Uh, D-U-C-K. - Bugs F is for Forward, the 10th deck pick-up joint Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a side order of fries Eyes? Windows of the mind? You're missing an INI file Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bald Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with silver! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Y00011 Date: 01/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:01am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines