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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1W00004 Date: 01/25/98
From: BOBBY SAYLOR                                          Time: 02:25pm
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines!

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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1W00005 Date: 01/26/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 01:58am
\/To: VINCENT DRACUL                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: Speak Kilngon?

-=> On 01-24-98  15:58, Vincent Dracul said to Ivy Iverson,<=-
-=>"About [7/7] Speak Kilngon?...,"<=-
 
Hi, Vincent;
 
 II>    -<If you care about saving BBSing as a hobby, INTBBS_WK NEEDS YOU!>-
 II>  
 II>           ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS  Home of Lakeshore Net <-----,
 II>           |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------|
 II>           `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-'
 
 VD> Pardon my ignorance,but do you come from any where near San Francisco?
 
No, if you have a map of the U.S., look for Lake Michigan.  That's the
long Great Lake that extends to the South.  I live in Sheboygan,
Wisconsin, about 4 miles West of the West side of that lake, just about
even with the middle of the lake.  That's where my network gets it's
name.
 
 VD> as I would really like to get a contact of somekind in this area. I am
 VD> not a stalker, I dont even live in the states, I just want to get in
 VD> contact with a person who lives in cisco, as I would like to get some
 VD> photots of certain places and learn abit about the place.
 
Stick around, I'm sure there's a 'Friscan around who will answer you. :-}
 
Catch you later... Be well.
   Ivy
 
 
 
California: The land of shake and bake.
Albania's export is furious political thought
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
Mexico's Largest Export: Their Population
What if Kuwait had exported only BROCCOLI?
TEXAS: Only heaven is better....MAYBE!!!!!
ASWAN RESTAURANT: Best food by a dam site!
Canadian Alphabet: ....x,y,zed. Yeah, that's right ZED!
Oh, Britain... Country of Beatles and Crazy Cows... :-)
Seattle: Indian word for 58 degrees and raining.
A small town is where there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.
Canada: Nine months of winter and three months of bad skiing.
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc.
Montana: where men are men and sheep are scared.
I came to Shawshank when I was just twenty...
They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.
Portland, where the Tornados just kinda dance around and then leave.
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Send more tourists... the bears are hungry again.
I thought Canada was spelled: C Eh N Eh D Eh (?)
I'm not lost, I'm locationally challenged.
America the Greatest place in the World to live.
 
           -<Ask your host for INTBBS_WK and help save BBSing!>-
 
          ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS  Home of Lakeshore Net <-----,
          |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------|
          `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-'
 
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1W00006 Date: 01/26/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 02:28am
\/To: VINCENT DRACUL                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: [1/7] Speak Kilngon?

-=> On 01-24-98  15:58, Vincent Dracul said to Ivy Iverson,<=-
-=>"About [1/7] Speak Kilngon?...,"<=-
 
Hi, Vincent;
 
 II> Nope, not a grunt... er...word.  That's just a tagline that I adopted
 II> somewhere.  I think my primary Co-SysOp knows a few words of it,
 II> but not I.  Sorry.
 
 VD> Oh well, thankyou any way. For all the tribbles that is. They seem to
 VD> have dominated the message.
 
I apologize for giving you so much tribble...er... trouble with all the
tribbles.  As you know, this is the TAGLINES echo, and it's primary
purpose is exchanging taglines.  As you know, Klingons and tribbles do
not get along, (or maybe you mentioned tribbles in your post, I don't
remember), but I felt motivated to "bless" you with some tribble tags. ;-}
 
Catch you later... Happy Tribbling...er... Tagging!  <GD&R>
   Ivy
 
 
My karma is heavily seasoned with the spice of Improbability.<Cadigan>
Never fire a laser at a mirror. <Larry Niven>
Never stand next to someone throwing s#]t at an armed man.<Larry n>
Never waste calories.  (Fuzzy Pink Niven's Law)
No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it.<Niven>
No magic at the table, you know the rules.  <Ridcully>
No technique works if it isn't used. <Larry Niven>
Not responsible for advice not taken. <Larry Niven>
Octarine is the eighth colour, the pigment of the Imagination.(TCoM)
Old age is not for sissies. <Larry Niven>
Paint it Octarine: the color of magic.
Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless. <Larry Niven>
Roger Zelazny, 1937-1995 :  Adios, Prince of Amber.....
Science Fiction:  a mind-altering substance!
Science Fiction: The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.<CS Lewis>
Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensional travel.
The Discworld is in for a wild time, when Death gets a life...
The Fresh Start Club -- where Death is only the beginning!
The illuminati aren't out to get you.  What was your name again?
The legs of Men will lag on a rough road, while a Dwarf goes on!-Gimli
The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. (SG)
The ways of being human are bounded but infinite. <Larry Niven>
There exist minds which think as well as you do, but differently-Niven
There is a time and place for tact. - Larry Niven
This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!
This is the greatest thing since sliced toothpaste. --Synners.
Time spent at SF Cons does not count against your lifespan.
To read, perchance to DeChancie.
Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more.
Watch out for the Alerted Snakes of Consequence.<Mindplayers>
Well, freeze my icicle! <Snowclaw>
When the Master of Sinanju speaks, the Minbari Grey Council listens!
Who needs drugs?  I go broke buying Science Fiction!
Who's your tailor? Mandelbrot? --Cadigan.
YOU ARE HERE-> (Where did you think you were?) <Mindplayers>
You must be seeing something I didn't say. --Synners.
The ticking of freshly minted seconds... <REAPER MAN>
We can rebuild him...!  We have the technology...!
"Mr. Worf, using Wesley for batl'leth practice is not acceptable!" Picard
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
 
           -<Save your BBS!  Check out the INTBBS_WK echo NOW!>-
 
          ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS  Home of Lakeshore Net <-----,
          |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------|
          `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-'
 
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00000 Date: 01/26/98
From: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI                                    Time: 03:08am
\/To: SIMON AVERY                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: Net-Mail?

Hello Simon! 
Subject: [Net-Mail?]
Did you get my Net?
Sincerely Yours, 
                Gabriel Parczewski
... ERROR:  ERROR.SYS can't be loaded.  No error messages can be
... displayed
~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! What are You Looking At?
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 * Origin: Rape Me, Rape Me My Friend. (4:901/102.19)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00001 Date: 01/27/98
From: KIM LYKKEGAARD                                        Time: 08:09pm
\/To: HEATHER LENNOX                                      (Read 2 times)
Subj: Macro Taglines

Hello Heather.
26 Jan 98 14:38, Heather Lennox wrote to All:
 HL> I have accidently deleted around 200 of my own macro tags.
Bad luck ,(
 HL> Pleeeaaaasssseeee!!!!! <starts grovelling like mad>
Now now we can't have that...... .)
   ----- snak_235.sqt begins -----
@N - A couple of volts below threshold
@N - A few beans short of a burrito
@N - A few beers short of a six-pack
@N - A few bombs short of a cluster
@N - A few clowns short of a circus
@N - A few fries short of a Happy Meal
@N - A few holes short of a whiffle ball
@N - A few peas short of a casserole
@N - A few pickles short of a jar
@N - A fool's fool
@N - A hole in his bag of marbles
@N - A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them
@N - A legend in his own mind
@N - A living example of artificial intelligence
@N - A sausage short of a barbecue
@N - A victim of retroactive birth control
@N - About as bright as a black hole
@N - About as bright as a small appliance bulb
@N - About as sharp as a bowling ball
@N - About as sharp as a pin head
@N - About as sharp as jello
@N - About four cents short of a nickel
@N - All booster - no payload
@N - All crown - no filling
@N - All the lights don't shine in his marquee
@N - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag
@N - Always in the right place, but at the wrong time
@N - Always sharpening his sleeping skills
@N - another "tolerant" liberal intolerant of Limbaugh
@N - As bright as a burnt out light bulb
@N - As flaky as a snowstorm
@N - As screwed up as a football bat
@N - As sharp as a marble
@N - As thick as two short planks
@N - Barney's biggest fan
@N - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel
@N - Born a day late, and like that ever since
@N - Born brain dead and still is
@N - born brain dead and still is that way
@N - Born ugly and losing ground ever since
@N - Charles Manson's drinking buddy
@N - clueless when it comes to Limbaugh
@N - Condom poster child for 1994
@N - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth
@N - Contributes to the population problem
@N - Credibility deficient
@N - Daughter of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows
@N - Diagnosable
@N - Drivelmaster
@N - Electroencephalographically challenged
@N - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span
@N - Full throttle, dry tank
@N - Galactic Hitch Hiker
@N - Grease spot on the driveway of life
@N - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store
@N - inbred and proud of it!
@N - Informationally deprived
@N - Just another inmate in this insane world
@N - just like a tattoo... gets under your skin
@N - Knitting with only one needle
@N - Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum
@N - Member of the Away Team Veterans Association
@N - Member ST:TOS Redshirt Veterans Association
@N - Mental agility of a soap dish
@N - Mentally challenged
@N - Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral
@N - On the batting end of a no-hitter
@N - On the wrong end of the Information Superhighway
@N - One bean short of a burrito
@N - One burrito short of a combo meal
@N - One fry short of a happy meal
@N - One id short of a personality
@N - One marble shy of a full deck
@N - One sandwich short of a picnic
@N - Paranoia Poster child for 1994
@N - Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton
@N - Poster child for birth control
@N - Poster child for Densa
@N - Redneck extrordinaire!
@N - Renewable energy source for hot air balloons
@N - Result of a first cousin marriage
@N - Risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion
@N - Sailboat fuel for brains
@N - seduced by the Chocolate side of the Force
@N - Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way
@N - Son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows
@N - Squirrel food
@N - ST:TOS redshirt
@N - Still trying to figure out who he is
@N - T.A.R.D.I.S. Repair Technician
@N - Taste tester for Alpo
@N - The LEAST dangerous man in America!
@N - The person who brought you the beer milkshake
@N - TIME's 1995 Moron of the Year
@N - TIME's Person of the Year @YEAR@
@N - With one more neuron he'd have a synapse
@N -- moderator of the KLINGON_COOKING echo
@N at Pooh, Corner: Looking for honey Taglines
@N attacks with his battle axe
@N blew his O-rings
@N blew the hatch before the lock sealed
@N Borg : Inhaling is irrelevant
@N can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff!
@N caught searching for the U.F.O. that left him here!
@N caught searching for UFO that left him here!
@N comes from a long line of first cousins
@N couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings
@N couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese
@N crushes grape jelly in her neck until the cows come home
@N crushes grape jelly in his neck until the cows come home
@N desperately needs help
@N did it her way
@N did it his way
@N doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard
@N doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
@N doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag
@N doesn't have all the dots on his dice
@N doesn't have both oars in the water
@N doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic
@N doesn't know what he's talking about
@N doesn't know what she's talking about
@N doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on
@N doesn't like that idea
@N doesn't need therapy - he needs a lobotomy
@N echoes between the ears
@N failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
@N fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided
@N forgot the gun was loaded
@N forgot to pay his brain bill
@N gets his news from Mad Magazine
@N got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express
@N had a brain scan...the doctors didn't find anything
@N has a mind like a steel sieve
@N has a one-bit brain with a parity error
@N has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready
@N has a room-temperature I.Q
@N has a slow clock
@N has a Soundblaster and is afraid to admit it
@N has a very good point
@N has a Wessonality disorder
@N has been caught cheating on Taglines again
@N has been caught stealing taglines again
@N has been smoking the dylithum crystals again!
@N has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
@N has bubbles in his think tank
@N has his solar panels aimed at the moon
@N has it floored in neutral
@N has near-death experience. GIF at 11
@N has no Elvis in him
@N has no Elvis in him at all
@N has several screws loose
@N has taught you well
@N has too many lice to feel an itch
@N has trouble dealing with reality
@N has two neurons separated by a spirochete
@N headbutts steel posts for fun
@N is a few cats short of a full-strung violin
@N is a few cats short of a litter
@N is a few cigarettes short of a pack
@N is a Marxist with Groucho tendencies
@N is a mental tourist, his mind wanders!
@N is a Mugworm Griblick
@N is a page short of a book
@N is actually a *huge* Rush Limbaugh fan
@N is actually an *avid* Rush Limbaugh fan
@N is Bisexual ... PHHHHHHHHHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
@N is doing time in San Clinton - up for parole in @YEAR@
@N is just a figmant of my imagination!
@N is locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
@N is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1
@N is not a Borg identification, you are now 6th of 10
@N is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion!
@N is on MY skip list
@N is so old that he doesn't learn history.  He remembers it
@N is temperamental:  50% temper, 50% mental
@N is the whole name, @F is first name... etc
@N is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
@N is to Fidonet, what The Canadians are to hockey
@N is to Fidonet, what The Whalers are to hockey
@N is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
@N isn't a complete idiot; several key parts are missing
@N joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party
@N just enjoys the abuse
@N knows *things* about *stuff*!
@N laughs his butt off, doctors think they can re-attach it
@N lines up his shot ... Hey! What's with the pink bunny!
@N loses arguments with @CONFNAME@
@N loves his dog.  The dog wishes he wouldn't do that
@N Loves Marriage....I know it cause he said so
@N makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny
@N makes wood seem intelligent
@N must be home. The modem is still warm
@N needs another brain to make it to half-wit
@N only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in
@N plays solitaire ... for cash
@N pondered during a file transfer as to what that black switch was
@N probably hasn't listened to Rush's shows
@N reminds me of London - Always in a fog
@N runs squares around the competition
@N sat under the ozone hole too long
@N says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu
@N secretly wishes he were dominated by Hillary Clinton
@N secretly wishes he were married to Hillary Clinton
@N seems a few fries short of a Happy Meal
@N seen pushing clone off Bell Tower; Busted 4 Obscene Clone Fall!
@N shot himself today, suicide note mentions lack of brains
@N shot me!
@N should shut up, don't you think?
@N snarls. @TO@ was done with waiting
@N sticks her tongue in rotating fan blades for fun
@N sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun
@N still believes in the Tooth Fairy, too
@N studies hard for blood tests
@N suddenly became flat as it started raining anvils
@N suffers from terminal brain-lock
@N suffers from too many radiation treatments
@N survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
@N thinks 'Ren and Stimpy' is highbrow entertainment!
@N thinks at 5 baud
@N thought drugs were fun `til he started studying pharmacy
@N was a former member MST3K Lurkers Anonymous
@N was born twins and they killed the wrong one!
@N WAS born yesterday!
@N was caused by a failed condom
@N was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum
@N was stolen and replaced with a clone
@N was the fifth Beatle!
@N wasn't abused as a child, but should have been
@N wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem
@N wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)
@N wrote TRIBBLE TAGS! by pouring tea on a Ouiji Board
@N's a closet homosapien!
@N's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore
@N's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore
@N's a self-made man, and worships his creator
@N's a sheep in sheep's clothing
@N's about as smart as live bait
@N's all sail and no boat
@N's an experiment in Artificial Stupidity
@N's as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar
@N's attic's very dusty
@N's been infected with E.I.B.!
@N's been napping in front of the ion shield again
@N's been playing with his wand too much
@N's been playing with the plutonium again
@N's been short on oxygen one time too many
@N's been using his head as a mass driver
@N's brain has freezer burn
@N's bright as a tulip bulb
@N's buffer is full
@N's caboose seems to be pulling the engine
@N's clock doesn't have all its numbers
@N's doin' 30 on the freeway
@N's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity
@N's employed as a crash dummy?!?
@N's family tree doesn't fork
@N's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit
@N's gyros are loose
@N's head whistles in a crosswind
@N's IQ test came back negative
@N's library burned...both books destroyed
@N's little red choo choo done jumped the track
@N's memory is truly random-access
@N's mind is like a steel sieve
@N's mind is like a steel trap - full of mice
@N's mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut!
@N's on her last lap around the gene pool
@N's on his last lap around the gene pool
@N's parents threw out the baby and kept the bath water
@N's playing baseball with a rubber bat
@N's playing hockey with a warped puck
@N's playing Russian roulette with a full gun
@N's playing with an unstrung raquet
@N's post: [ ] Humourous [ ] Insightful [X] Just plain stupid
@N's pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere
@N's reality check just bounced
@N's Reality-ometer: E[\........]F  Hmmph! Thought so
@N's skating on the wrong side of the ice
@N's Slinky's kinked
@N's slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years
@N's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral
@N's so stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout
@N's swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
@N's the Lawn Ranger
@N's three dot's short of a tagline!
@N's two tacos short of a combination plate
@N's typing is improving. He can now make 20 mistakes a minute
@N's wardrobe by Mrs. @L
@N's Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms
@N's zero k memory
@N, be proud of your Tierra del Fuegan heritage!
@N, CowTipping Conference Moderator
@N, don't be elliptical unless you're an orbit
@N, go to the white courtesy phone. @N, go to the
@N, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
@N, Jedi Knight
@N, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. --Odo
@N, please call the bank. Your reality check bounced."
@N, please pick up the black courtesy phone
@N, rebel without a clue
@N, sorry about your rectocranial inversion
@N, The Mad Quoter!
@N, You are fast becoming my favorite slick person
@N, you are some piece of work!!
@N, you forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE
@N, you have a perverted mind!  I like that in a person!
@N, you have been selected for a secret mission
@N, you have been selected to clean the latrine
@N, you inspire me
@N, you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night
@N.  I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon
@N... I've done you before, haven't I?
@N: @M Twit of the Month. Congratulations!
@N: A perfect example of de-evolution in action
@N: An *electric* person bringing *joy* to America's Heartland!
@N: An example of why some animals eat their young
@N: Brain on vacation, body on autopilot
@N: Great concept, bad engineering
@N: Head of the Spooge filled Twinky fan club
@N: Just another inmate in this asylum!
@N: Nuther Bryalunt Minde Distoryed By Publik Educashun
@N: Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts
@N: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs
@N: Twit of the Year 19@D. Congratulations!
@N: Twit of the Year @D. Congratulations!
@N?  @N!  Wake up, @N!!!
@N?  What makes you think so?
@N? It's Miller Time!
@N?! What a strange name!
   ----- snak_235.sqt ends -----
Enjoy!
                        Med Venlig hilsen
                              Kim
... Don't say during sex: Hic!  I need another beer for this please.
--- Msged/386 4.20 beta 3kl1
 * Origin: Marcy killed it, Peg..... (2:235/203.26)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00002 Date: 01/27/98
From: JOHN GRAY                                             Time: 06:33am
\/To: SIMON AVERY                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: Tagfile cleaner

Hi Simon
SA>I can program one that ensures that there are /no/ duplicates
SA>whatsoever. In fact, anybody can do it.
SA>DEL TAGFILE.TAG
SA>:)
Unfortunately this doesn't work, because my tagline file has a
different name.  Would you like to try again?!
SA>Aside to anyone using Tag-O-Matic, fuzzy dupechecking is now
SA>working reliably. I'm interested to hear from anyone who would
SA>like a percentage- based fuzzy checker.
Does it allow you to remove (for example) lines containing strings like
"- Data" but leave those containing just "data" as a word?  I also want
to get rid of junk like "Borg", "Pooh", "Bother", "Tom Servo", "- Tom",
"- Mike", "@T", "@N", and so on ad nauseam (IMHO).  How does it cope
with the multifarious variants of "640K ought to be enough for anyone -
Bill Clinton" ... and just leave the one you want to keep?
John
... All anarchists drink bad tea because all proper tea is theft.
 * SLMR 2.1a * 
--- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1
 * Origin: Dee-Kays BBS, N.Wales 24Hrs +44(0)1978 752232 (2:442/103)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00003 Date: 01/27/98
From: OLIVIER COLLARD                                       Time: 08:33am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: #insult.txt

Salut All,
== Begin [#insult.txt] ====
@TO@ (c) @YEAR@, Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics.
@TO@ - @YEAR@ U.S. Javelin Catching Team member.
@TO@ - @YEAR@ U.S. Olympic Drowning Team member.
@TO@ - Acme Acres' real estate agent.
@TO@ - All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
@TO@ - All the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
@TO@ - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
@TO@ - Born a day late, and like that ever since.
@TO@ - Born brain dead and still is that way.
@TO@ - Born ugly and losing ground ever since.
@TO@ - Charles Manson's drinking buddy.
@TO@ - Condom poster child for @YEAR@.
@TO@ - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
@TO@ - Contributes to the population problem.
@TO@ - Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
@TO@ - Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
@TO@ - Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
@TO@ - Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
@TO@ - Drivelmaster.
@TO@ - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
@TO@ - Forgot to pay his brain bill.
@TO@ - Grease spot on the driveway of life.
@TO@ - Her sewing machine's out of thread.
@TO@ - His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
@TO@ - His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
@TO@ - If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
@TO@ - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
@TO@ - Mental agility of a soap dish.
@TO@ - Mentally challenged.
@TO@ - No grain in the silo.
@TO@ - Paranoia Poster child for @YEAR@.
@TO@ - Poster child for birth control.
@TO@ - Poster child for Densa.
@TO@ - Rebel without a clue.
@TO@ - Redneck extrordinaire!
@TO@ - Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
@TO@ - Result of a first cousin marriage.
@TO@ - Sailboat fuel for brains.
@TO@ - Sorry about your rectocranial inversion.
@TO@ - Taste tester for Alpo.
@TO@ - The cheese slid off his cracker.
@TO@ - The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
@TO@ - Too much yardage between the goal posts.
@TO@ - Warning - Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
@TO@ - With one more neuron he'd have a synapse.
@TO@ blew his O-rings.
@TO@ blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
@TO@ bought his intellect from K-Mart.
@TO@ can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff.
@TO@ comes from a long line of first cousins.
@TO@ couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
@TO@ couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese.
@TO@ desperately needs help.
@TO@ doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard.
@TO@ doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
@TO@ doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
@TO@ doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
@TO@ doesn't have both oars in the water.
@TO@ doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
@TO@ doesn't know what he's talking about.
@TO@ doesn't know what she's talking about.
@TO@ doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
@TO@ echoes between the ears.
@TO@ failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
@TO@ fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided.
@TO@ forgot the gun was loaded.
@TO@ forgot to pay his brain bill.
@TO@ gets his news from Mad Magazine.
@TO@ got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
@TO@ has a one-bit brain with a parity error.
@TO@ has a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
@TO@ has a room-temperature I.Q.
@TO@ has a slow clock.
@TO@ has a very good point.
@TO@ has a Wessonality disorder.
@TO@ has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
@TO@ has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
@TO@ has bubbles in his think tank.
@TO@ has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
@TO@ has it floored in neutral.
@TO@ has several screws loose.
@TO@ has too many lice to feel an itch.
@TO@ has trouble dealing with reality.
@TO@ has two neurons separated by a spirochete.
@TO@ headbutts steel posts for fun.
@TO@ is temperamental:  50% temper, 50% mental.
@TO@ just enjoys the abuse.
@TO@ loses arguments with @CONFNAME@.
@TO@ makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
@TO@ makes wood seem intelligent.
@TO@ needs another brain to make it to half-wit.
@TO@ only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
@TO@ plays solitaire ... for cash.
@TO@ runs squares around the competition.
@TO@ sat under the ozone hole too long.
@TO@ says a thousand pleasant things, but never Adieu.
@TO@ sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
@TO@ still believes in the tooth fairy, too.
@TO@ studies hard for blood tests.
@TO@ suffers from terminal brain-lock.
@TO@ suffers from terminal brain-skid.
@TO@ suffers from too many radiation treatments.
@TO@ thinks at 5 baud.
@TO@ thought drugs were fun `til he started studying pharmacy.
@TO@ was born twins and they killed the wrong one!
@TO@ WAS born yesterday!
@TO@ was caused by a failed condom.
@TO@ wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
@TO@ wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
@TO@'s 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen.
@TO@'s a closet homosapien!
@TO@'s a couple of revisions behind.
@TO@'s a couple of volts below threshold.
@TO@'s a few beans short of a burrito.
@TO@'s a few beers short of a six-pack.
@TO@'s a few bombs short of a cluster.
@TO@'s a few clowns short of a circus.
@TO@'s a few feathers short of a whole duck.
@TO@'s a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
@TO@'s a few holes short of a whiffle ball.
@TO@'s a few peas short of a casserole.
@TO@'s a few pickles short of a jar.
@TO@'s a fool's fool.
@TO@'s a hole in his bag of marbles.
@TO@'s a jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
@TO@'s a legend in his own mind.
@TO@'s a living example of artificial intelligence.
@TO@'s a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.
@TO@'s a sausage short of a barbecue.
@TO@'s a self-made man, and worships his creator.
@TO@'s a sheep in sheep's clothing.
@TO@'s a victim of retroactive birth control.
@TO@'s about as bright as a black hole.
@TO@'s about as bright as a small appliance bulb.
@TO@'s about as sharp as a bowling ball.
@TO@'s about as sharp as a pin head.
@TO@'s about as sharp as jello.
@TO@'s about as smart as live bait.
@TO@'s about four cents short of a nickel.
@TO@'s all booster - no payload.
@TO@'s all crown - no filling.
@TO@'s all foam, no beer.
@TO@'s all sail and no boat.
@TO@'s always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
@TO@'s always sharpening his sleeping skills.
@TO@'s an example of why some animals eat their young.
@TO@'s an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
@TO@'s an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
@TO@'s as bright as a burnt out light bulb.
@TO@'s as flaky as a snowstorm.
@TO@'s as screwed up as a football bat.
@TO@'s as sharp as a marble.
@TO@'s as smart as bait.
@TO@'s as thick as two short planks.
@TO@'s as up-to-date as a 1940 calendar.
@TO@'s attic's very dusty.
@TO@'s Barney's biggest fan.
@TO@'s been napping in front of the ion shield again.
@TO@'s been playing with his wand too much.
@TO@'s been playing with the plutonium again.
@TO@'s been short on oxygen one time too many.
@TO@'s been using his head as a mass driver.
@TO@'s brain has freezer burn.
@TO@'s bright as a tulip bulb.
@TO@'s buffer is full.
@TO@'s inbred and proud of it!
@TO@'s informationally deprived.
@TO@'s just another inmate in this insane world.
@TO@'s knitting with only one needle.
@TO@'s little red choo choo done jumped the track.
@TO@'s living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.
@TO@'s Losing touch with reality more each day.
@TO@'s memory is truly random-access.
@TO@'s mind is like a steel sieve.
@TO@'s mind is like a steel trap - full of mice.
@TO@'s mind is like a steel trap - rusted shut!
@TO@'s missing a few buttons on his remote control.
@TO@'s mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
@TO@'s on her last lap around the gene pool.
@TO@'s on his last lap around the gene pool.
@TO@'s on the batting end of a no-hitter.
@TO@'s on the wrong end of the Information Superhighway.
@TO@'s one bean short of a burrito.
@TO@'s one burrito short of a combo meal.
@TO@'s one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
@TO@'s one fry short of a happy meal.
@TO@'s one id short of a personality.
@TO@'s one marble shy of a full deck.
@TO@'s one sandwich short of a picnic.
@TO@'s one taco short of a combination plate.
@TO@'s parents threw out the baby and kept the bathwater.
@TO@'s playing baseball with a rubber bat.
@TO@'s playing hockey with a warped puck.
@TO@'s playing with an unstrung raquet.
@TO@'s post: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [X]Just plain stupid.
@TO@'s pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere.
@TO@'s proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
@TO@'s Reality-ometer: E[\........]F  Hmmph! Thought so...
@TO@'s receiver is off the hook.
@TO@'s reinventing mediocrity.
@TO@'s risen from obscurity & headed for oblivion.
@TO@'s seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
@TO@'s several nuts short of a full pouch.
@TO@'s skating on the wrong side of the ice.
@TO@'s skylight leaks a little.
@TO@'s Slinky's kinked.
@TO@'s slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
@TO@'s so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral.
@TO@'s so stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout.
@TO@'s son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
@TO@'s squirrel food.
@TO@'s still trying to figure out who he is.
@TO@'s surfing in Nebraska.
@TO@'s swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
@TO@'s the LEAST dangerous man in America!
@TO@'s the person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TO@'s the third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
@TO@'s TIME's @YEAR@ Moron of the Year.
@TO@'s twit of the Year @YEAR@. Congratulations!
@TO@'s two tacos short of a combination plate.
@TO@'s Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
@TO@'s zero k memory.
@TOLAST@ Motors - Home of the World's Largest Lemon Collection.
@TOLAST@ University - Where men are men and the women are too.
@TOLAST@'s Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!!
A mind was wasted on @TO@.
After all that practice, @TO@ still doesn't lie well.
After they made @TO@, they broke the jello mold.
Anyone can get lost in a fog, but @TOFIRST@ creates his own.
Assumption #1 - @TO@ is smarter than trees.
Attention everybody! @TOFIRST@ Blackadder has another cunning plan!
Attention everybody! @TOFIRST@ has another cunning plan!
Brain decay isn't @TO@'s only problem.
But it's so easy to confuse @TO@.
But it's so easy to frustrate @TO@.
C'mon, @TO@, snivel some more.
C'mon, @TO@, whine some more.
C'mon, @TO@, yell some more.
Careful @TOLAST@, you only have a few brain cells left.
Contribute to the Help @TO@ Buy-A-Clue Fund.
Did @TO@ *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Alfred E. Newman!
Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Pat Paulsen!
Don't blame @TO@, who voted for Pogo!
Don't worry about it, no one takes @TO@ seriously.
Facts are wasted on @TO@.
Grow up?!? @TO@ never finished his _first_ childhood. :-)
Help @TO@ buy a clue.
I am merely responding to @TO@'s nonsensical ramblings.
I just ignore @TO@'s paranoid diatribe.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came @TO@.
If @TOFIRST@ had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
If @TOFIRST@ knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
If @TOFIRST@ said what he thought, he'd be speechless.
If @TOFIRST@ would only pay attention instead of playing with himself.
If brains were C-4, @TO@ couldn't blow his nose!
If someone sees @TO@, laugh at him for me.
Is @TO@ really @TO@ or just his evil twin Skippy?
Is @TO@ still recognized at cockfights?
It is hard to believe that even his friends like @TO@.
It's @TOFIRST@ Don't Confuse Me With The Facts @TOLAST@.
Join the @TO@ fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided.
Lock and load, @TOFIRST@. It's a turkey shoot and I got a bead on you!
Lyndon LaRouche and @TO@ in `96? <*shudder*>
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for @TOFIRST@.)
Mc@TOLAST@'s -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
Mc@TOLAST@'s -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
Myths - Bigfoot, the Easter Bunny and @TO@.
Myths - Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and @TO@.
Of all the people in this world, why @TO@?
Pathetic as usual, @TO@.
Pity @TO@. He receives care packages from Somalia.
Please excuse @TOFIRST@ for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse @TOFIRST@ for being. It was his mother's fault.
Promises are like nailing jelly to @TO@.
Put @TO@'s brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.
Quit yer bellyakin', @TOLAST@.
Ross Perot and @TO@ in `96? <*shudder*>
Set twit filters to @TO@.
Some think @TO@ as hypocrisy personified.
Some think @TO@ as ignorance personified.
Stamp out dope! Twit filter @TO@!
Talk or scream. The choice is yours, @TO@.
Talk or whine. The choice is yours, @TO@.
The world is a madhouse ....That's why it makes sense to @TOFIRST@.
Think hard now, @TOFIRST@, which one is Shinola?
This is a FLAME echo?!? I fireball @TO@!
Warning! Taking @TO@ seriously can cause headaches.
What's @TO@'s favorite whine?
When @TO@ opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops.
When the going gets tough, @TO@ runs away.
Why experiment on animals? Just use @TO@.
Why should we pay any attention to @TO@?
Will Rogers never met @TO@.
Without a doubt, without a clue! @TO@, that's who.
You can't tell @TOFIRST@ anything. He has a soundproof head.
== End [#insult.txt] ====
Olivier.
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... Yo'momma so fat the bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00004 Date: 01/27/98
From: OLIVIER COLLARD                                       Time: 08:31am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: 007.txt

Salut All,
== Begin [007.txt] ====
"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock, Mr. Bond" - Hugo Drax
"And for desert, a bombe surprise." - Mr. Wint (D.A.F.)
"And here, Stinger missles behind the headlights." - Q (Golden Eye)
"Are you equipped with the new XT-7B's?" - 007 (N.S.N.A.)
"As you said, such good sport." - 007 (Moonraker)
"A genuine Felix lighter.  How illuminating" - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking" - Blofeld
"A gun and a bag of peanuts.  How original." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"A trifle overpowering, isn't it?" - 007 (Moonraker)
"Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)
"Bond, what do you think you're doing?" "Keeping the British end up sir."
"Bon appite" - 007 (Sean Coonery to piranaha - Y.O.L.T.)
"But dead 007, dead." - M
"But James, I need you" - girl  "So does England." - 007
"Certainly, no sense in going off half cocked." - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
"Correction sir, I lost both legs, I did not die." - 007 (N.S.N.A)
"Could take hours sir" - Seaman  "You got a date?" - Captain (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Don't press any of the buttons." - 007 (Golden Eye - New BMW Roadster)
"Do me a favor James, next time pick a contact point standing up." - Felix
"Do the vodka martini's quite all the men you've killed?" - 006/Janus
"Do you expect me to talk?"   "No, Mr. Bond...I expect you to die!"
"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead." - 007
"Elephant <spit>, we're democrats Mabel" - Sheriff J. W. Pepper
"Extortion is my business" - Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Y.O.L.T.)
"Felix, don't tell me you lost her." - 007 "We lost her." - Felix
"Forgive me father for I have sinned." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"For the gentleman, a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred" - Major Amasova
"From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals" - 007
"Funny how the least little thing amuses him." - 007 (L.A.L.D)
"Get your clothes on and I'll buy you an icecream" - 007 (R. Moore)
"Going down, one should always be relaxed." - 007 (Sean Connery)
"Goodbye Mr. Bond, I trust you had a pleasant `fright'." - Blofeld
"Goodnight! Goodnight!" - M  "Goodnight sir." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Goodnight Goodnight, no need to fear for James Bond is here"
"Good choice, she is very sexiful." - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T.)
"Good staff is hard to find these days?" - 007 (T.S.W.L.M)
"Guess who's giving breast stroke lessons." - Felix
"Guns make me nervous" - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"Heartwarming, Mr. Wint." - Mr. Kidd (D.A.F.)
"Hello Felix, sorry to bother you, but I've run into a bit of a bother."
"Hello Felix, what are you doing here?" - 007
"He always did like that mausoleum, put him in it." - Scaramanga
"He blew a fuse." - James Bond
"He had lots of guts." - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"He's branched off." - 007 (George Lazenby - O.H.M.S.S.)
"He tried to kill me." - 007 "Oh caught you seducing his wife did he?" - M
"Hi, I'm Plenty" - Plenty O'Toole * "But of course you are" - 007
"His name is Jaws, he kills people" - 007 (Roger Moore - Moonraker)
"Hit me." <smack>  "Where is Blofeld?" - 007 (D.A.F.)
"How do you kill 5 hours in Rio if you don't samba?" - 007
"In order to form a more perfect union, sweetheart." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Is he dead?" - T. Case  "I sincerely hope so." - 007
"Is my little girl hot and ready?" - 007 (Sean Connery - Y.O.L.T.)
"Is there anything you're not an expert on, 007?" - M
"Is there time before we leave for lesson number 3?" - Solitare
"Its a Smith & Wessen, and you've had your six. <thunk>" - 007 (Dr. No)
"It never prepared me for anything like you in a nightie." - 007
"I can think of something more sociable to do." - 007 (George Lazenby)
"I didn't know there was a pool down there." - Thug
"I discovered he had a crush on me." - 007 (Moonraker)
"I disregard these jibes at our equipment 007." - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"I don't see the point. <click, click> Ah, now I do." - 007
"I got me a regular Ben Hur down here, doing 95 minimum" - J.W. Pepper
"I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything." - 007
"I hope we didn't frighten the fish" - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
"I know you, you're that English secret agent from England" - J.W. Pepper
"I'll just be bombing around town." - CIA  Agent "Exactly." - 007
"I love you.  Repeat it please." - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)
"I may be small, but I never forget." - Nicknak (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"I must arange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo" - Goldfinger
"I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips 007" - Q (Y.O.L.T.)
"I'm sorry, field agents aren't allowed to give out endorsements" - 007
"I'm to eliminate all free radicals." - 007 (Sean Connery - N.S.N.A.)
"I never joke about my work, 007" - Q (Goldfinger)
"I once had a nasty turn in a booth." - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
"I read it from a Russian translation of one of your service manuals."
"I realize you can't just glue the wings back on." - Felix Leiter
"I seem to have missed desert." - 007
"I see why these packets have a government warning." - 007
"I shant ask you politely next time. <punch>" - 007 (Sean Connery)
"I sure am, boy.  Ever hear of Evil Kenevil?" - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"I think he's attempting re-entry sir." - Q (Moonraker)
"I wasn't aware your expertise extended to lepodoptry." - M
"I was just out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way." - 007
"James, take me around the world one more time." - Holly Goodhead
"Just a slight stiffness coming on.  Must be the altitude." - 007
"Just keep my martini cool." - 007
"Keeping the British end up, sir." - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Kindly present it to that monument in there." - 007 (O.H.M.S.S.)
"Lets try reverse, that's backwards." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"Let me try and enlarge your vocabulary <kiss>" - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Look after Mr. Bond.  See that some harm comes to him." - Hugo Drax
"Love a drive in the country, don't you?" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Made one of these for the kids last Christmas." - Q (D.A.F.)
"Making mud pies double oh seven?" - Blofeld (D.A.F.)
"Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." - 007
"Mrs. Bond I presume?" - 007 (Roger Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"Mr Bond is a rare breed.  Soon to be made extinct" - Kamal Khan
"My God, you've just killed James Bond." - Tiffany Case
"My name's Bond.  And what's your name?" - 007  "Pussy Galore"
"My problem is you never do anything with me." - Moneypenny
"Names is for tombstones baby!" - Mr Big/Kanaga (L.A.L.D.)
"No! No! No!  No more foreplay." - 007 (Pierce Brosnan - Golden Eye)
"Not married by any chance are you?" - 007 (Roger Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"Not what I want to get stuck with tonight." - 007
"Now be a good boy and don't play with the buttons" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Occupation `Transport Consultant'?  That a little cute." - Tiffany Case
"Officially you won't know a thing about it, sir." - 007
"Oh no you don't.  This is no time to be rescued." - 007 (Goldfinger)
"Oh Q, shut up." - M (Bernard Lee - T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Onatopp?" - 007 (Pierce Brosnan - Golden Eye)
"People who want to stay alive, play it safe." - Countessa Theresa
"Phu Yuk?" - 007 (Roger Moore - T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Plenty O'Toole" - Plenty * "Named after your father, perhaps." - 007
"Q, you put the Lotus back together" - 007 (R. Moore - F.Y.E.O.)
"Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on" - M
"Relax, I'm on top of the situation." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Right idea Mr. Bond, but wrong pussy" - Blofeld  (D.A.F.)
"Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell?" - 007 (Roger Moore)
"Secret agent!  On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"Shaken, but not stirred." - Major Amasova/XXX (T.S.W.L.M.)
"Sheer magnatism, darling." - 007 (Roger Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"She's just coming sir." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Shocking.  Positively shocking." - 007 (Sean Connery - Goldfinger)
"Someone sent their brain trust to meet you." - Felix Leiter
"Something about 20 years to life, nothing important." - 007
"Something for our American friends.  Its a `Ghetto-Blaster'." - Q
"Sorry about the leg Q, skiing?" - 007 "No, hunting! <blam>" - Q
"So you're Mr. Bond.  I believe I'm having you in half an hour."
"Spare the rod and spoil the rod, eh" - Draco
"Stinging in the rain Q?" - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Take a giant step for mankind." - 007 (Moonraker)
"Take the low road.  Not that low." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
"Thats a laugh, everyone knows it builds up mussle tone." - Bibi
"Thats not funny, 007" - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"Thats the first time I tasted a woman, they're rather good." - 007
"That's putting it mildly 007." - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
"That there is one of them new car boats." - State Troper (L.A.L.D.)
"Then I shall cut out the white bread sir." - 007 (N.S.N.A.)
"There, there, keep you hair on." - 007 (Roger Moore - F.Y.E.O.)
"There is no year for sherry, 007" - M (D.A.F.)
"There's never a 70 year old around when you need one." - 007
"The name is Baud, James Baud."
"The things I do for England." - 007 (Sean Connery)
"This never happened to the other feller." - 007 (George Lazenby)
"This time Q, I have the gadgets, and I know how to use them." - 007
"Toro?  Sounds like a load of bull." - 007 (Octopussy)
"Trouble keeping it up Q?" - 007 (Roger Moore - Octopussy)
"Try, try again, Mr. Wint." - Mr. Kidd (D.A.F.)
"Very novel Q.  You must get them in the stores for Christmas" - 007
"Was there ever a man more misunderstood?" - 007 (Thunderball)
"Welcome to hell, Blofeld." - 007 (Sean Connery - D.A.F.)
"Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs." - 007 (D.A.F)
"Well he got the point" - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
"Well its a small world.  You're a Toro too." - 007 (Octopussy)
"We corpses have no sense of time" - 007 (Y.O.L.T.)
"We do function in your absence, 007" - M (D.A.F.)
"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine boy?" - Sheriff J.W. Pepper
"What a handsome craft.  Such lovely lines." - 007 (T.S.W.L.M.)
"What nice cheeks too.  If only they were brains." - Blofeld (D.A.F.)
"What's the matter?" - Goodnight   "Something came up." - 007
"What the hell can the two of you do on a train for 16 hours?" - Felix
"What would I do without you Miss Moneypenny?  Thank you" - M
"What you might call a Mexican screw-off gentlemen." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"When necessairy, shared bodily warmth" XXX "Thats the part I like" 007
"When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures." - 007
"Where are the diamonds?" - Felix  "Alimentary, Dr. Leiter." - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Which car are we all chasin' boy?" - Sheriff J.W. Pepper (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Who's funeral is it?" - CIA Agent  "Yours." - Bad Guy.
"Who would pay a million dollars to kill me?" - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?" - H. Drax
"Why do Chineese girls taste different from all other girls?" - 007
"WIthout you, M fears for the security of the free world." - Nigel
"Would you settle for a tulip?" - 007 (D.A.F.)
"Yes, there is something I'd like you to get off your chest." - 007
"Your name is James Bond, and you've been admiring my form?" - Domino
"Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond." - Holly Goodhead
"You did want me to drop in." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
"You'd be surprised what sort of ware and tear goes on in the field."
"You forget, I took a first in Oriental languages at Cambridge." - 007
"You get me the real money, I'll get you the real diamonds." - 007
"You have a licence to kill, not to break traffic laws." - Q (Golden Eye)
"You know, there is a more benificial therapy for a man's lower back"
"You'll find it rather difficult to hear underwater." - 007
"You may need this to play with your asp." - 007 (Octopussy)
"You missed, Mr. Bond." - Drax  <body falls from tree> "Did I?" - 007
"You never see a major taking a shower before?" - Sub Captain (TSWLM)
"You're late, even from your own funeral." - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)
"You're licenced to kill, not be killed." - M (Doctor No)
"You should never go in there without a mongoose." - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
"You will get into anything with any girl." - Tiger Tanaka (Y.O.L.T)
<aaaahh/splat> "What a helpful chap." - 007 (Roger Moore - T.S.W.L.M.)
<blam> "Mr. Fat has just resigned." - Scaramanga (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
<kablam> "Well, I hope you have a car." - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
<swish/tunk> "Well, he got the point" - 007 (Connery - Thunderball)
== End [007.txt] ====
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00005 Date: 01/27/98
From: OLIVIER COLLARD                                       Time: 08:32am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: babylon5.txt

Salut All,
== Begin [babylon5.txt] ====
"You don't like me, do you, Vir? " Morden
"What do YOU want?" Morden to Vir
"I want to look up at your lifeless eyes and wave >like this<." Vir
"Can you and your associates arrange that, Mr. Morden?" Vir
"I never forget a face." Garibaldi
"Nice shoes." Morden to Sheridan
"Ah. That." Morden on the Icarus
"You're a damned liar." Sheridan to Morden
"Last I heard, being alive is not a crime." Morden
"You're playing a very dangerous game, Captain." Morden
"139 people died aboard the Icarus, Mr. Morden." Sheridan
"You believe in God, Susan?" Franklin
"I'm a Foundationist." Franklin
"The closer you get to defining God, the further away it gets." Franklin
"I've seen a lot of reflected gods today, Susan." Franklin
"We call it the Nightwatch." Macabee
"He's hiding something!" Sheridan  "Of course he is." Garibaldi
"I won't let him out of the box!" Sheridan
"Irrational?" Sheridan  "That's as good a word as any." Ivanova
"When she died, she took the best part of me with her." Sheridan
"They'll pass each other." Allen  "Yes. They will." Sheridan
"And just for a second I thought I saw this..." Winters
"Guess I had that comin'." Sheridan
"The greatest nightmare of our time is waiting for you." Delenn
"Once, long ago, They walked the stars like Giants." Delenn
"To all things, there are an end." Delenn
"Not all of the First Ones have gone away." Delenn
"Their Shadows come again." Delenn
"The Shadows were old even when the Ancients were young." Delenn
"But the Shadows were only defeated, not destroyed." Delenn
"Shadows?" Sheridan  "That's the only name we have for Them." Delenn
"The First Ones went away. All but One." Delenn
"That is why Kosh cannot leave his encounter suit." Delenn
"He'd be recognized." Delenn re Kosh
"Recognized? By whom?" Sheridan  "Everyone." Kosh
"Just one word. He said, 'Yes'." Lennier
"Yes was the answer. What was the question?" Sheridan
"Sheridan. Learn." Kosh
"Z'Ha'Dum!" Kosh
"Anna might still be alive." Sheridan
"Right now They do not know how much we know." Delenn
"The Shadows will move now, before we're ready." Delenn
"We do not have the First Ones to help us this time." Delenn
"Morden is never alone." Delenn
"Now *you* must make this decision, Captain." Delenn
"It will be the most important decision of your life." Delenn
"So what happened?" Allen  "They kept the secret." Sheridan
"How many lives is a secret worth?" Allen
"What did you see?" Allen  "Nothing. Shadows." Sheridan
"You were right, I was wrong." Sheridan to Garibaldi
"But there *is* a price tag attached." Sheridan
"I want you to teach me how to fight them, how to beat them." Sheridan
"If you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die." Kosh
"I may die, but I will not go down easily." Sheridan
"And I will not go down alone." Sheridan
"Will you teach me?" Sheridan  "Yes." Kosh
== End [babylon5.txt] ====
Olivier.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F1X00006 Date: 01/27/98
From: OLIVIER COLLARD                                       Time: 08:32am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: beer.txt

Salut All,
== Begin [beer.txt] ====
"Another day of wine and roses - or in your case, beer and pizza."
24 Hours in a day. 24 Beers in a case. Coincidence? Not!
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  Fucking close to water!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up.
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer Gut?  Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Beer nuts are $1.29, but deer nuts are under a buck.
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
Decaf: Used to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer.
Difference between a dog and a fox?  About 6 beers...
Don't say during sex:  "Hic!  I need another beer for this please."
How come not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly?
It was Wine,Women & Song. Now it's Beer, The Old Lady & TV.
It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
Odd fact: nobody in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly.
Religions change; Beer and Wine remain.
Roses R red,violets R blue,if I had 1 beer,I'd give it 2U
There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
TV Truth #16: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
{WBIBTW} = WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
WBIBTW #01. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
WBIBTW #02. Beer stains wash out.
WBIBTW #03. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
WBIBTW #04. It waits patiently in the car while you play football.
WBIBTW #05. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
WBIBTW #06. Beer is never late.
WBIBTW #07. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
WBIBTW #08. Hangovers go away.
WBIBTW #09. Beer labels come off without a fight.
WBIBTW #10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up one.
WBIBTW #11. Beer never has a headache.
WBIBTW #12. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
WBIBTW #13. It won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
WBIBTW #14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
WBIBTW #15. A beer always goes down easy.
WBIBTW #16. You can have more than one in a night and not feel guilty.
WBIBTW #17. You can share a beer with your friends.
WBIBTW #18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
WBIBTW #19. Beer is always wet.
WBIBTW #20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
WBIBTW #21. You can have a beer in public.
WBIBTW #22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
WBIBTW #23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
WBIBTW #24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
WBIBTW #25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
== End [beer.txt] ====
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