--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1S00011 Date: 01/22/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:03pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Everything's exactly where it should be, except us. Kirk Everything I like is illegal, immoral or expensive! Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time Everyone knows, Akira's a *myth*! Evil stalks the night with us, your soul it shall be mine! Everything takes longer than you think Everything bows to success, even grammar Evil flourishs when good men do nothing Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean Everywhere I look you're all i see -- NIN Evil, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder Evil-doer for hire: Will save you from do-gooders Everything I have is HUMONGOUS! Especially my imagination Everytime I finally lose weight, it just finds me again Everyone quiet, Ms. Sleepwalker is about to speak Everyone smiles as you drift by the flowers. - Beatles Everything is transitory, including the state of being transitory Everytime my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night Everything costs more and takes longer Everyone still looks uncomfortable. Riker Everytime I lose weight, It finds me again! Evil seeks to maintain power by suppressing the truth. -- Jack Butler Everything in this document is true except this sentence Everyone is entitled to my opinion. . . FREE! Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it. - Syrus Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irresponsible Everything in Texas is big compared to what??? Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change. Everyone is entitled to my conservative facts! Evil flourishes when good men do nothing Everything which is permitted is not becoming Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise MY hand! Everyone is as God made him, and often a great deal worse Everything I want is either illegal, immoral, or long distance Everything not prohibited is mandatory Everyone wants to be normal but noone wants to be average Everything I do, I DO IT for you Evil olive Everyone needs access to a good: car mechanic, doctor and lawyer! Everything in nature invites us constantly to be what we are - Ehrlich Everyone needs a place in the sun, especially when it rains Evil triumphs when good people do nothing. - Einstein Evolution is GOD's way of issuing updates Everyone must row with the oars he has. Anon Evird drah ym pukcab nac I won...esrever dnuof ev'I Everyone loves a cat. They just may not know it Everywhere is an LD call from here Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggy lives Evil! You are evil! Evil! -- Gypsy Everything is a mysticism Evil and Henchrat find themselves stranded on the Planet of the Mimes! Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spot light. Not Yet! Evil will triumph because Good is stupid. - Helmut Everything starts in somebody's head as a daydream Everything in the Runabout seems to be perfectly normal. - O'Brien Everything is just chemistry! Everyone should be married once and know true pain Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Evil', 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress', 'Starship Troopers' and (probably Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Krazy Kat Evil won't kill us; Democrats & lethargy will! Everything coming your way? You're in the wrong lane! Evil Mentalist - I think, therefore you aren't Everything's backwards! - Rimmer Everything is useful in the world and so is everyone Evil shall see itself and it shall die! --Elm St. Children Everything we put together falls apart sooner or later Everyone is in the best seat. --John CageEEveryone is just a click away from CyberSpace Evil dwells in moist places Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize t Everything is more fun with a friend Evil! She's evil! -- Joel Robinson Everything is fodder. -- Megatron Everything changes except change itself Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up! Everyone should drink lots of fluids - Holo Doc Everything I say is a lie . . . I am lieing Everyone knows its windy - Tom sings on wind demon Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me. -Rush Everything & everyone aboard DS9 has returned to normal. - Sisko Everything in moderation. Especially moderation Everyone's lost someone, right? They don't give you medals for it Everything's better with no clothes upon it!!!! Everyone is equal until they make themselves not equal Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. - Emperor Everywhere it's Christmas at the end of every year! Everything comes to those who hustle while they wait Everything tastes more or less like chicken. Jeffery F. Chamberlain Everything you post comes out in taglines Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the trut+ Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!! Everything will perish, save love and music Everything going good? You must have overlooked something Everything works fine in your HQ but never works in the Col. HQ Evil Grin #13 <<<< TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1S00012 Date: 01/22/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 03:50pm \/To: DIANNE ROBBINS (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: tagline request Lemon Dianne, he's coming through, our commander still, Space Dog, lines secure, Space Dog :: DR> * Pagan or Wiccan Hey! "Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat "Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god." - Lewis Stead "Beltane, tarot cards, mistletoe... whaddaya gonna take next? My watch?" "Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle. "Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. "God bless those pagans." - Homer Simpson "He has become one with his inner self." "He passed out!" "That too." "I Love You, Bless-ed Be, We're a PAGAN Family" - Barney the Wiccan "I yam what I yam" -- 1 Popeye 7:23 "If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him." "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted" - Steven Wright "Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much." -G.K. Chesterton "Noachian Deluge? Not _another_ 'Flood of Ignorance'!" "Sacred cows make great hamburgers." - ROBERT REISNER "Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger." -Abbie Hoffman "Thou shalt not use pepper, nor allow it to be used." -- Robert Curry "Tuesdays are Human Sacrifice Day at the Sizzler!" - Joel "Why ME, Dog?" pleaed the dyslexic. "Woman was God's second blunder." -- Nietzsche "Ye powers of the West - dammit, NORTH!" (confused HPS) 13 out of 12 Wiccans agree on absolutely nothing....! 3 certainties in life: (1) Death. (2) Taxes. (3) Gas in Circle A "Holier-than-thou" has a better right to judge humanity than GOD!! A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare! A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans. A devil is supposed to have an evil grin; this one looked too morose. A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. A priest can go to hell just like the rest anyone else. A religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism! A sufficiently advanced god would use evolution. Abraca-pocus: the joy of the eclectic approach to rituals. Academy of Naked Pagan Rituals & Animal Husbandry. Ack! The Gospel According To Fundamentally Oral Bill. Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain. Agnostics DO IT without comprehension. Agnostics open their prayers with "To Whom it may concern..." Ain't that enough to light the fire under yer cauldron! Air moves us, Fire transforms us, Water shapes us, Earth heals us. Air, Fire, Water, and Earth. Elementary, My dear Watson. All muses are busy now, but your divination is important to us... All paths are one Path; your current path is C:\WICCA All paths lead to the centre - From the centre all paths are the same All religions are real for the believer. Angry Magickians go Quabalistic Ankh if you love Isis. Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with. Are you the dreamer or just the dream? As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself!" Atheist Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street." Atheist achieving orgasm: "Oh Random! Oh, Chance!" Atheist problem #6: No one to talk to during sex. - N.B. Atheists DO IT without guilt. Athiest problem #5: Unable to get "Act of God" insurance. Beach Wiccan: would that be a Sand Witch? Been playing with his wand too much. Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen Being a Pagan means a choice of afterlives. Beltane: It's not a holiday, it's a state of mind. Ben there; Dunne that; bought the Taoiseach! Besides, he's kinda sexy... --Persephone on Hades Better an authentic atheist than a bogus god. Better living through alchemy. Better to light one fundy than curse the darkness. Bill the Cat is gone, but his spirit lives on Birth, life, death. Repeat as necessary. Blasphemy: When a religious person dares to think. Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier too ... Blood rituals to dark gods are best performed in private. Book of Shadows: a Wiccan Read... Born Again Pagan. Born-again Pagan!...And again, and again, and again, and. Braise the Lord! 325 for an hour! Add veggies & serve. Branch Darwinians want a return to the simple, tree-bound life. Bring back the snakes, Ireland was better off Pagan. Brother, has your data been saved? Bubble, bubble, toil & trouble; Goddess, I hate laundry! But magic has a habit of lying low, like a rake in the grass. But people in hell want ice-water, too... By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggath! CULT (n.) - The church up the street from yours. Call it a program. They'll never realize that it's a magic spell. Campbell's Primordial Soup: Add water and energy, stir for 1E+9 years. Circle not found: (A)bort (R)ecast (F)ail? Clerics DO IT with their gods. Cogito, ergo Deus non est. Computers run on faith, not electrons. Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. Conversion: Sects-change operation Critical error. Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue. Crowley ala Beavis "Do what thou wilt be the whole of my butt" Cult specializing in maps: Chartists Cult that prays standing in running water: Creek Orthodox Cult that shuns scissors and razors: Hairy Krishnas. Cult that specializes in certain hair-care products: Jojoba's Witnesses Cult that specializes in certain male toiletries: Mennenites Cult that specializes in crowds & mobs: Congregationalists Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... I believe them bones are me.--Alice In Chains --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1S00013 Date: 01/22/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 03:47pm \/To: DIANNE ROBBINS (Read 2 times) Subj: pagan [2/5] Cult that specializes in drooling: Salivation Army. Cult that specializes in finding things: Seeks. Cult that specializes in lingerie: Panty-costals. Cult that specializes in marquees: Signtologists. Cult that specializes in men's hairstyles: Himdus. Cult that takes advantage of everyone: Opportunists Cult that trains actors: Methodists Cult that trains astronomers: Universalists Cult that uses everyone else's churches: Roamin' Catholics. Cult that vows to get even: Avengalists Cult that worships bedsheets: Muslins Cult that worships derrieres: Booty-ists. Cult that worships the stock market: Dowists. Cult that worships vegetables: Carrotsmatics. Curb your god - it's the law. Dear Creator, may i be the person my dog thinks I am. Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. Death is the end of one illusion and the beginning of another. Denying other religions respect means yours deserves none Deosil go by waxing Moon, chanting out the Wiccan rune. Diagnostic: What eventually happens to all agnostics. Disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too. Do Scottish wiccans do it "sky plaid?" Do atheists believe in Miracle Whip? Do atheists get fewer holidays? Do computer witches cast hexadecimals? Do misbehaving witches get sent to the broom closet? Do nerdy Pagans hold squares instead of circles? Do nothing is the true Law. Do pagans engage in idol speculation? Do pagans engage in idol speculation? Do witches with computers use spell checkers? Does having sex with priests make you closer to God? Doing my part to encourage chaos in the universe. Doing my part to screw up order in the universe. Don't keep the faith....spread it around. Don't need a new religion, haven't used up the old one. Don't start the evolution without me. Don't use blood for invocations, you'll get hemogobblins. Druids DO IT in groves! (...or is that "droves?") Druids DO IT in the bushes. Druids DO IT naturally. Druids DO IT with animals. ERROR: Computer possessed. Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/n) ERROR: Demon not responding. Open pentagram to continue..... Earth is probably some kid's science project, and he only got a "C". Earth v. 1.0 Evaluation year 5,124,238,324 Earth: Mother of the most beautiful women in the Universe Elitist Bitch Club....only Goddesses need apply! Equal opportunity heretic. Essential Wiccan software: Hex Calculator. Essential Wiccan software: Spell Checker. Ever feel like the Goddess is giggling? Ever get the feeling your guardian angel is laughing? Ever wonder if we're here just so Gaea has plastic? Everything happens for a reason. The reason is the Gods need a laugh. Evil in reverse is live. Exotic Psychic Caught in Fire - Rare Medium Well-Done Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a side of fries, please. Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment. Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Forgive me my typos, as I forgive those who typo to me. Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion. Freudian Zen Druids -Those who worship the trees that aren't there. Freya, Goddess of Love and War: If ya can't lay 'em, slay 'em! Frisbyterianism: When you die, your soul goes on the roof From the Church Of Logic, Sin And Love... From the Desk of the Ruler of the Universe Garbage in, Gospel out. Gee, it seems I excommunicated your entire religion... Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher. Get down on your knees and thank God that you're on your feet. Gimme $50, or I'll call your religion a *cult* Give me that Old-Time Religion... HAIL ODIN!!! Give me that Old-Time Religion... HAIL ZEUS!!! Give us the flesh! Glory to the Goddess, by all her names, known and unkown! Goddess loves you; everyone else thinks you're an ass. Goddess protect me from men with honorable intentions. Goddess was so impressed by redheads that she only made a few of us!! Gotta run. Neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles. Gwyddon pies -- made with perfect love and perfect crust. Halloween: A pagan holiday perpetuated by the American Dental Assoc. Happy birthday Octavian! (Augustus Caesar) (Sept 23, 63) Harass an agnostic! Burn a question mark in his yard!. Hardship is often God strenghtening us. Have a nice Vernatumnal-Solstinox! Have my priestess call your priestess...we'll do circle... He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. Heal the past, live the present, dream the future... Hello? Front desk? Some guy named Gideon left his bible here. Help I've fallen and I can't reach my halo! Here lies an atheist. All dressed up with nowhere to go. Here's to the Sun God! Sure is a fun God! Ra! Ra! Ra! Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought. Hmmmm... I take it *your* religion is sponsored by Oscar Meyer? Hold fast to that which is good; abstain from every form of evil. Holding my stones to my heart, I truely know peace... Holier than thou since 1994. -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... I think it's perfectly clear we're in the wrong band --Tori Amos --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1S00014 Date: 01/22/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 03:48pm \/To: DIANNE ROBBINS (Read 2 times) Subj: pagan [3/5] Holy Cards are worth more autographed Honest! It's only crushed sage, for ritual use! How I found the Goddess and what I did to her when I found her. How do you know it's Midnight?The 9 O'clock Ritual begins... How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? Humor is derived from pain, ergo no one ever laughs in heaven I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead! I am Witness of Borg. Have you found assimilation? I am the Mother of all things, and they should wear a sweater. I believe in God ... the Goddess told me to humor Him. I believe in Traditional Values! The earth is flat. I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. I don't wear a religious symbol. It's hard to keep the stake lit. I dreamed I was excommunicated in my Maidenform bra. I dunno - I was astrally projected at the time. I found god in myself...and I love her fiercely. I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people died. I refuse to accept that god plays dice with the universe I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. I sacrificed bugs to Osiris; now Windows runs. I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle. I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God. I used to be an atheist, but I've gotten to know Myself. I will not carve gods. I'm a WASP--White American Sexy Pagan I'm feeling trancedental... Am I here? I'm green and have a wart on my nose. I'm having a hard time swallowing this. Can I have a dogma bag? I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be. I'm ready to meet God. Whether God is ready to meet me is another thing. I'm ready to meet God. Whether God is ready to meet me is another thing. If a felon is one who commits a felony, Goddess is an iron. If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color. If casting the circle changes an (int) to a (float)... If there were only one god he'd have an ulcer by now. If you don't care where you're going, you can't get lost. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? If you ritually down your server for Samhain... If you're happy and you're Zen, clap your hand. If your Beltane ritual includes more than one news group... If your Yule ritual involves defragmentation... If your circle is a token ring... If your god is dead, try one of mine. In a crisis call for Isis. In all systems of theology, the devil is a male. In the beginning there was the Precambrian epoch. In the name of the Moon... ehh, nevermind... Instant shaman--add one drum and beat slowly. Is there a pagan in the house? My Lugh-nut is loose! Is there a spell called "Summon Pizza Elemental"? It could be worse: Loki, Eris, and Coyote could open a law office. It isn't funny to watch dyslexic witches working weather magic... It's a Japanese rock garden, a Zen pool for skinny dipping. It's a Mr. Death. He's come about an expired birth certificate. It's a kind of magic, one shaft of light that shows the way It's a kinda magic... It's an Elder Thing -- you wouldn't understand. It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra on the 12th of January! It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra on the 12th of July! It's magically obscure! It's not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. Jesus Saves... Pagans recycle... Just your ordinary HORNY witch!!!! Karma Cookies: Made with Honey from Blessed Bees. Kick the darkness 'till it bleeds LIGHT!!! Kleenexorcism: "Devil, I SNEEZE you out of him!" Lack of sex leads to depression; extreme cases can lead to religion. Let us drop our pants and pray to the sex goddess... Live life as an exclamation, not an explanation! Love is the law, love under will. MODEM?! I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck. Magic is a foot in the door of Time. Magicians are a vanishing species. Magick? Imagine what you want...you get it. Magick? Its sorta like popcorn...**pop** where'd that come from? Magick? NO NO NO! Not the card game! Magick? Ummm.. No, I can't do the Houdini trick. Magick? Yes, I know love spells... No... They can't help YOU. Margot Adler's new book on technopagans -> Download the Moon May you have the power of a pagan, and the wisdom of a witch. Mead is proof that there *is* a Goddess and that She loves us. Metrognome: City dwelling earth sprite. Militant Evangelical Taoists: Send money, but not to us! Mommy! The Ascended Masters are TEASING me again! Monolith Atheists "What God? It's full of Stars!" Monotheism is a gift from the gods. Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo. Most magic relies on a good erection. Most people wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity. My Go ! Someone's swipe the ' ' key from my keyboar ! My Gods exist! I carved them from Wood myself! My body is a temple. You wanna come over for midnight mass? My folks went to Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud. My path? C:\Pagan\Wiccan\Celtic\Witch My spells aren't working. Maybe I need a new Spell Checker. My wife's other car is a broom Mythos has a purpose. Religion has an agenda. Never mock the name by which another finds the Gods. Never take on more work than you have time to pray about. -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... Icicle, icicle, where are you going --Tori Amos --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1S00015 Date: 01/22/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 03:48pm \/To: DIANNE ROBBINS (Read 2 times) Subj: pagan [5/5] Sorry, but part 4 does not exist... Never trust a God Fearing People. Never trust a religion which is less than 3,000 years old. Never work higher magic in clothes you can't run in! Never, never stick thy high priestess in the ass with thy athame! New improved Comet! Removes tough stains and oversized reptiles. New! Pagan Barbie! (wand, incense, athame, pentacle sold separately.) Nicest thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on. Nicest thing about Pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on. No God is ALL good! Term limits NOW! No matter what a man's past, his future is spotless. No one is so self-sufficient that he does not need God. No rest for the Wicca-ed! No thank you -- religion gets in the way of my spirituality. No, no, Chocolate goes in the North. Massage oil goes in the West! No...we don't drink blood. What, are you some kinda sicko? No...we don't have orgys. Why? Are you interested in orgys? No...we don't have sex with animals? Are you a redneck or something? No...we don't sacrifice animals. No...we don't sacrifice people, tho we might make an exception for you. No...we don't worship Barney! That's worse than Satan! No...we don't worship used condoms on red moon Tuesdays. Odin loves the little Vikings \ All the Vikings of the world... Of course I shall smite Evil with Tarot cards. Oh dear, there goes that reincarnation.. :) Oh great! Flat battery in the car AND broken bristles on the broom. One's spiritual awakening is another's nervous breakdown. Origin of Life? Just check my refrigerator... Our Lady of the Screaming Black Hand of Death Gripping the Bloody Dagger Out of body... Be back in 5 minutes. PODS? Pagans On Dustbusters? Pagan Problem #6: which deity's name to call out during sex? Pagans DO IT in a circle. Pagans DO IT in the Woad Pagans DO IT naturally. Pagans DO IT with mother earth. Pagans are wary of large groups of Christians bearing torches. Pagans have better sects . . . Pardon me, but your broom is double parked.... Persephone: Greek goddess of bills. Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem. Repeat as necessary. Please relocate to the theological place of eternal punishment Pollytheism: (n) the belief that God is a parrot. Practice agnosticism! There's no such thing as safe sects! Pray for the success of atheism. Pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you. Prayer can free us from worry and move us to action. Prayer is asking for rain. Faith is carrying an umbrella. Prophet? Profit? Hmmm... Proud member of the Pagan Left! QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick! Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick! Refuse Novacaine... Transcend Dental Medication. Religion - ethnocentrism disguised as a tax shelter. Religion is certainty without proof; science is proof with out certainty. Religion is the future tense of fear. Religion is what you're told; spirituality is what you learn... Religion: an Altared state of consciousness Religion:(noun) Afterlife insurance Religions revolve madly around sexual questions. Religionis a smile on a dog. Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan, (F)log thyself Religious solicitors will be hideously martyred. SLGH: Supremely logical godless humans. Sacred cows make heavenly bar-b-que. Satan: not just for breakfast anymore! Science is not a crutch, but a ladder. Sects, sects, sects...is that all you monks ever think about? See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun. Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness. Sex goddess: heaven on a dick. Shaman add a different perspective to "beating around the bush." Sign at edge of Universe: Staff only, beyond this point Some change when they see the light; others, when they feel the heat. Some may see a hopeless end; believers rejoice in an endless hope. Someone's gotta tell the Volcano God that we're all out of virgins! Something Wiccan this way comes, dancing skyclad to the drums. Sometimes the Garbage Disposal God requires a sacrificial spoon. Sometimes the garbage disposal, God, demands an offering of a spoon. Somewhere magic has happened... Sorry, buddy, my karma ran over your dogma Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons Starcladliness is next to Goddessliness... Steal only the best taglines shall be the whole of the Law. Support Drawing Down in the public schools. Sure I believe in God, who do you blame? Sure the Goddess is nice, just dont get on her Kali side. SysOps are not God. God has mercy. THANK (insert Deity here--Atheists leave blank)! Taste the good things in life...Kiss a Pagan! Tempt the fates - play poker with Tarot cards! Thank God I'm an atheist. That was Zen, this is Tao. That's MR. Almighty to you! That's it. Check your ticket stubs. We're all going to Hell. The Big Bang was an orgasm of Divine Joy. The First Church of Binary Science: The Digitarians. The Goddess Loves You! Just don't push it till she's had her coffee! The earth is my church; the body is my altar. The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying. The garbage disposal gods sometimes demand an offering of a spoon. The gods are not crazy... they're higher than kites! The happiness you give away will return to shine on you. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. The new church down the street: Our Lady of Perpetual Menstration. The porcelain God's name is Ralph. The problem with live sacrifices is they keep crawling off the altar... The religion of one seems madness unto another. The road to Hel is a good Loki-ation. The rod of discipline applied to the seat of understanding! The root of all evil makes a fairly good tea. The straight and narrow path has no traffic problems. The taste of Zen is the taste of tea. The test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. The theory of gravity is a lie. Things fall down because God sucks. The universe is laughing behind your back. There is no Goat but Goat. The one true Goat. All praise Goat! There is no gravity. Gaia hugs. There's a sucker reborn every minute. Throw the salt and shout "Go away bad things!" Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. To a caterpillar, the end of the world; to the Master, a butterfly. To find Nirvana, Tao the line. To perform magic you must desire change. The complacent have no magic. Today's Sesame Street Wicca was brought to you by Blessed Be. Tremble, thou heathen; the SysOp cometh! Truth without love is too hard; Love without truth too soft. W.E.N.C.H.: Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness! Wand? Why, no, that's my rolling pin ... Wanna really impress someone? Pray in Enochian. Wanton, Wiccan and Wonderful! We must be governed by reason, not ruled by religion. We now return you to regularly scheduled witch burnings! We're going to play a game. It's called "Is There A God?" Welcome to the church of Holy Cabbage: Lettuce pray. What are you doing for Heaven's sake? What do Wiccans make at summer camp? WITCH CRAFTS! What do churches have to do with lunatics? What do you call 13 Witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven. What is a cult? Not enough people to make a minority. What is the sound of one Zsa yapping? What most people calls sins, I call recreation. When I say I work with fairies I don't mean employment with gays. When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps? When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve. When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want. When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons. Where does a warlock buy his clothes? Pagan Dior. Why are there lightning rods on Churches???? Witches Parking Space: Offenders will be toad. Witches are welcome to sit for a spell. Witches don't wear underwear - gets a better grip on their broom. Witches from MacBeth: "Eye of frog and brain of Newt. Useless." Witches practice safe hex! Witches prefer brooms because vacuum-cleaners need extension cords! Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vaccuum Worry is worship to the wrong god. Yahweh (n): not *my* way You can do anything thou wilt at Aleister's Restaurant. You deserve the gods you worship. You just might be a Techno-Pagan... if your familiar is a mouse. You only live once but if you live right once is enough. You're a backsliding atheist. You're a lapsed atheist, dear. Your friendly neighborhood Atheist. Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation. Zen and the Art of Procrastination - I'll read it later. ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment, in about an hour. -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... I'm not #1, you aren't either. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1S00016 Date: 01/23/98 From: BRIAN FIELDS Time: 09:52am \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner From out of the darkness, JOHN GRAY screamed: JG> @TID: FastEcho 1.46.1 42770 JG> Hi Ronny RT> Mine is currently about 20 Mb.'s in size and I'd like RT> to clean out the dupes in it JG> On the basis that you can never have too many deduplicators, because JG> they all use different algorithms, I don't think Andres Landers JG> (who posts/used to post in this echo) would object to me offering you JG> his GET_ORIG package ... provided you have an Internet EMail address. JG> I don't have the knowledge (or probably the technology) to send it via JG> Fido. JG> One of the functions of GET_ORIG is to deduplicate a tagline file, and JG> even after I had removed exact duplicates, it then removed about 30% JG> of a 15 MB file -- I didn't believe this was correct, at first, but JG> some tests indicted it was pretty good. No programmed deduplicator can JG> cope with *very* fuzzy matching IMHO and it needs a human brain (and a JG> huge amount of time!). I created a dupe cleaner that attempts a little bit of fuzzy logic... (When I programmed it, I make the logic a little weak intentionally so the user wouldn't lose lines that AREN'T dupes... What really throws a kink into it those emoticon taglines.) So, my software, before comparing the lines, strips all the whitespace out. (Only in the variable, not in the tagline itself... ) However, it can handle a 15/20 meg file easy... (I designed the memory so that it can process up to approx 56 million taglines.) If you would like a copy, send a message to nightwalker@panetwork.com, with a subject line of FREQ, and in the body, put FREQ TOOTAG. If you like, while you're at it, put FREQ FILES on the next line for a complete files list you can get from an internet email account. I put a 70 character line limit on the program (As that is Blue Wave's limit), however, I have changed that for special functions. Brian Fields, "Nightwalker" http://www.panetwork.com/homepages/nightwalker I-Mail:nightwalker@panetwork.com ICQ UIN:1272806 --- Blue Wave/386 v2.20 * Origin: Stop by and Waste Away! (717) 957-3108 (1:270/715) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1T00000 Date: 01/11/98 From: NATHAN MALYON Time: 06:01pm \/To: BOBBY QUEEN (Read 2 times) Subj: Dupe! -=> A Communique from Bobby Queen to Nathan Malyon was being thrown out the Airlock <=- BQ> Howdy Nathan! BQ> In a note to Bobby Queen <01/03/19> Nathan Malyon scribbled: -=>> A Communique from Bobby Queen to Kim Lykkegaard was being thrown out he NM> Airlock <=- BQ> Kim Lykkegaard is the author and I was asking for it to be sent to me BQ> that way. You need to ask Kim. I would but I'm in the middle of BQ> backing up and copying back to another hard drive and that file has BQ> already been backed up and hasn't been copyed yet back to the hard BQ> drive. If you still need it in a few days when I get it all restored BQ> just let me know. BQ> Bobby Queen send,send,send anyway, im also trying to work on my own one as well, by converting and tagline to letters only (someone told me this but i can't remember) then dupe checking like Hel R G - """" ~!!!! t would be HELRGT so that's how im going to do it but i would like a copy of that one if it's no trouble (or at least little trouble) cya "Hey Wait A Second, Ivanova *IS* God" - Kosh 1 Starfury, 2 Starfury, 3 Starfury, RUN Babylon 5 : The Future Ain't What It Used To Be JediAvenger@Hotmail.com ... Barney hasn't filed a tax return in 65 million years ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 --- Maximus 3.01 * Origin: The BEAST (3:640/245)