--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00001 Date: 01/16/98 From: CHARLES MOODY Time: 12:56pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: My tags These are my master list, enjoy and copy and use as much as you would like. ......................................................... Objects in mirror, no longer matter... Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help! What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? "SPOTTED OWL" Meal of choice of Unemployed Lumber Workers A dollar saved is a dollar Congress overlooked! Enjoy life to the fullest "BUY A GAS GRILL"! AMWAY SALESMEN! *RED ALERT* "Raise Shields Lock Phasers!" "Ed, Go see who's at the door" -Last words RUSTY & EDIE's Enjoy life to the fullest "KILL AN AMWAY SALESMEN!" Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill them! That which don't kill you serves to make you stronger... RUSH LIMBAUGH FAN! DITTOs TO YOU DITTO HEADS OUT THERE!! I D I D N O T V O T E F O R B I L L C L I N T O N ! * * * * No good deed ever goes unpunished! * * * * "I won't raise taxes on the middle class." -Bill Clinton WHAT!? I'm missing Star Trek`v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER "Data, Ahh, I think Spot needs a litter box." - Troi Dan Quayle's Library Burns Down! Both Books Lost! MODEM "moe-dem" n. Another word for Divorce. * * * Only you can prevent Forest Sawyer * * * "CONGRESS" Expensive! and built to stay that way... -PARENTAL ADVISORY- *Obscene & Sexually Explicit Tagline* "640k should be enough for anybody." -Bill Gates What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a HAM Radio? What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a Scanner? Enjoy life to the fullest "BUY A SCANNER!!!! It's always darkest just before you step on the cat. "What the heck is a prime directive!?" ..Cmdr Sherridan Right now time is having it's way with you..... PLEASE Wear a helmet, my wife is out driving somewhere!!! Bell Bottom pants & no chain guard, Man that had to hurt! No helmet on the head, means no brain in the head..... It's always darkest just before you ride over a cat. " Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway... " * * * * * * Charlie don't surf the net. * * * * * * Bill Clinton........Why Jimmy Carter looks so good! If it has tits or wheels it will give you trouble! MORTAL KOMBAT, have fun, play the game, kill your friends Minot ND "Cold enough to take the heat off OJ Simpson!" Minot ND "No Eskimos, It's just too cold for them!" "What the heck is a prime directive!?" ..Capt Sherridan Gun Control?... Fine as long as I'm controlling them. If you kick thier windshield out, they'll look next time! "She's dead Jim, but still warm, wanna flip a coin?" All the Vorlon left behind was this version of Win 3.1 "Ok boys and girls, Barney says Think happy thoughts" Gee officer did my boot get stuck in your ass, I'm sorry. No good deed ever goes Unpunished! All the Borg left behind was this version of Windows 3.1 I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.... 15 grand and 15 miles does not make you a biker! "Vorlons? I thought we sprayed for those a week ago" When all else fails..... H A M R A D I O Go to work each day, someone on welfare needs your money! Make it idiot proof, & somebody will make a better idiot. Work hard, somebody on welfare is waiting for their check " N E V E R ! tail gate a truck hauling bee hives" "Number one, I order you to take a number two." Beavis Chuck clm@minot.ndak.net * OLX 2.2 * "She's dead Jim, but still warm, wanna flip a coin?" --- WILDMAIL!/WC v4.12 * Origin: Daedalus Online, Minot ND (701)857-6090 (1:14/648.0) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00002 Date: 01/19/98 From: KEVIN W. KELLY Time: 11:11pm \/To: RONNY VAN TONGELEN (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner Ronny. You said some things about Tagfile cleaner on 19980119. Here's a few selected highlights... rvt> Mine is currently about 20 Mb.'s in size and I'd like to clean rvt> out the dupes in it Tag-O-Matic has been tested on tagfiles up to 100 meg or so in size. Available from www.terminate.com and all GOOD BBs's. ;) Yours sincerely, Kevin W. Kelly ... Deja Who: The feeling that someone has been there before KWK Tag-O-Matic V.13a Congrats! You've just got message no. 177 --- Terminate 5.00/Pro *bdt * Origin: Somewhere in the Jungle of South East England (2:440/601.18) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00003 Date: 01/21/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 02:21pm \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/2] Taglines >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> On 01-20-98 11:27, John Gray said to Gottfried Gidaly,<=- -=>"About Taglines...,"<=- Hi, John; JG> I not mad or anything if nthey are funny i would be glad to get them Most taglines are funny, (some are serious, some make a point, usually a sharp point), and other types as well. Many people, (myself included), have them more-or-less sorted by catagory. But if you just want "funny" tags, it's best to specify a catagory or a keyword. For instance under "Humor," here's a few of what I have: (Many of these are British humor - not understood by many Americans) "A little fermented curd will do the trick." "A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed." "A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat." "A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale." "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat." "And as a consequence, he will die... laughing." "And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4." "And now for this week's request death." "And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode." "And now, I would like to conclude this arrest, with an hymn." "And now, Radio Four will explode." "And now... Number one...The larch..." "And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space." "And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high..." "And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film." "And this is the machine that goes ping!" "And what *is* the most popular cheese 'round hyah?" "And what do we burn apart from witches?" "*More* witches!" "And what have they ever given us in return?" "The aqueduct?" "Apparently he's going to inherit the Earth." "Are you gonna take me home tonight?" "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle..." "Armaments, chapter one, verses nine through twenty-seven." "Attila the Nun: A simple girl pledged to a life of brutality." "But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads..." "But half a bee has got to bee, vis a vis, its entity." "But, Mother..." "Father, lad, Father." "Consult the Book of Armaments!" "Crucifixion?" "For a first offense, yeah!" "Crunchy, raw, unboned, real, dead frog!" "David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel." "Dear, can you have the kids leave the scalps alone?" "Did you see 'im repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? "Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all in this establishment?" "Does it come with wafers? "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!" "Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley ..." "Excuse me miss?" "Miss!?" "Sorry, I have a cold." "Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!" "Four hours to bury a cat?" "Yes. It wouldn't keep still." "Go ahead. Attack me with that bananna." "Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at all." "He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep." "Hello, I wish to register a complaint." "Hullo, Mrs. Premise." "Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion." "Humor. It is a difficult concept." -Moderator "I *could* be arguing in my spare time." "I am your king!" "Well I didn't vote for you!" "I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together." "I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy!" "I'm afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir." "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?" "If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!" "There's always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?" "There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito!" "They're storming the castle again." "Pour hot oil on 'em" "This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall." "This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won." "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?" "Not *today*, sir, no." "We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes." "We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!" "We have found a witch! May we burn her?" "We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!" "We're going to have to have our budgie put down." "Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you." "What's that on the TV?" "Looks like a penguin..." "What? A swallow carrying a coconut?" "Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?" "Wight! Centuwion ... take him away." "Yoo arrr Mary, Queen of Scots?" "I am!" "You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!" "You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand." 27, 8x10 color photos w/circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back. A ounce of pretension is equal to a pound of manure. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. And this is what you do for fun? Any other audience would be throwing eggs by now. Are you BLIND or are your eyes just PAINTED on? READ MY TEXT!!! Artificial Intelligence is theoretical..Natural Stupidity is real! By all means, let's not confuse ourselves with facts. Cap'n! The twit filter canna take much more... Did I type slow enough for you this time? Did I.Q.s drop sharply when I wasn't looking? Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible. Do the words 'act of war' mean anything to you? Does the mothership send you messages through your fillings? Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain... Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!! Don't speak now...just forever hold your peace. Don't thank me for insulting you...it was my pleasure! Don't you have a terribly empty feeling...in your skull? Eternal Damnation, Go and stay a long while. Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is still never corned beef. For peace of mind, try resigning as general manager of the universe. Gee, I *also* have a lot of opinions. Want some? Haw! Har... *thud* Hahaha----hahahaha... Humor is reason gone mad. I don't have an attitude, babe...I AM an attitude!! I have an attitude and I know how to use it. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00004 Date: 01/21/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 02:21pm \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/2] Taglines >>> Part 2 of 2... I have the mind of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly. I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior. Isn't there a Saint Aaaaagggh in Cornwall? Laugh, and the world laughs at you. Laugh, and the world wonders what you are up to. Laugh, it will cure most forms of mental sicknesses. Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake. No matter how cynical I get I just can't keep up. No one expects the Spammish Repetition! Spam! Spam! Spam! Oh, if, if, if, uh... if, if, uh, if, if, if we... -Guard Right - silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! -Boris She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land... So we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite. Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up. The young constable has just thrown up into his helmet. There is no limit to how bad things can get. We're stretching for the comedy here folks. - Slappy Squirrel WHAT... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Why didn't they play cards on Noah's Ark? Noah sat on the deck. You kitch! I wet my armor, I was so scared! -Robin You show me yours, and I'll ...... laugh! When correctly viewed, EVERYTHING is lewd. Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. 'Pound' cake? [W*H*A*M!!] I guess it does! -Gallagher PUNNY BOOK: Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush It's a wise man who takes his comic strip to the john. Sic transit gloria mundi: On monday, Gloria threw up on the bus At the end of a smile, there's a laugh and a half When subtlety fails us, we must resort to cream pies. Toupee truck overturns - Police combing area. Laughter is infectious. Excitement goes to my head! A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling. -Nietzsche Been there, screwed up that... -Dave's World Everything happens for a reason. The reason is the Gods need a laugh. As funny as...Bozo on drugs. "Does anybody remember laughter?" (Robert Plant/Led Zeppelin) I found a piano stool. I thought pianos were house-trained! We all need a sense of humor or we'll wake up with no sense at all. Heard about the rabbit who broke his leg? He had a mishop. "I am not devoid of humor." -Brain We can't worry when we are laughing. :-) Morbid satire the way God feared, as it should be... :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-);-):-):-):-):-):-):-)..spot the odd one out. A good and sometimes strange sense of humor is mandatory Jest...what the doctor ordered! A dry sense of humor is better'n slobbering everywhere! If you don't have a sense of humor, you don't have any sense at all. Why did chicken cross road? To prove to 'possum it could be done. "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." Want to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans! The author is not responsible for any remarks taken seriously. It's never funny when you have to explain it. -Joe Friday If you're too busy to laugh, you're too busy, period. "Silliness is the last refuge of the doomed," -Opus the Penguin Humor is to life what absorbers are to an automobile. ...Sounds funnier than a Don Knotts film festival! Hope you had a chuckle. Happy Tagging. Ivy (And a couple from my puns collection) ;-} ... A sea gull landed on a channel marker, buoy meets gull. ... I need some duck tape, my duck has a qwak in it! -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00005 Date: 01/21/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:29pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Every morning they confer with the press/Just to point a few fingers  Everyone Needs A Little Magic Sometimes! Everybody has to re-boot sometime Every one of us shall give account of himself to God. (Rom 14:12) Everybody's clinging to the floor until it drops - Course of Empire Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows Everybody lies about sex. - Heinlein Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses your enemies Every man's affairs, however little, are important to himself Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some abuse the privilege Every man is a volume if you know how to read him Everybody's Different, I am the same. Neil Peart--Rush Everyone has their own magic. --Jim Morrison Every time I fly, a million people take to their shelters Every woman needs 3 men... one for money, one for fun and one for sex Everybody needs a hero. I'm mine Every nation has the government it deserves Everybody should believe something-I believe I'll have more chocolate Every step you take becomes a twist of fate Every sweet has its sour; every evil has its good Every problem can be solved by ripping a hole in the fabric of reality Every little thing she does is magic! Everybody thought to bring a light wrap - Mike Everybody is somebody's bore - Edith Sitwell Every time it rains it rains... -- Tom Servo Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the qu Every minute seems like sixty seconds Every town we entered became a town we left Everyone in the room was there Every time I have the answers, someone changes the question Everybody say hello to @TO@! Every time you make your mark, someone hoses the tree off Every person gets to heaven in their own way Everybody leave in a slow leisurely manner -Mike on panic Everybody remember where we parked. -- Adm. Kirk, STIV Every reign must submit to a greater reign. Seneca Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around Every time they mention Cthulhu, I buy more guns Everybody's entitled to my opinion Everybody's dead... Everybody's dead, Dave. - Holly Every possibility exists somewhere as a Shadow of the real Every normal man must be tempted...to...begin slitting throats. -Mencken Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around -- TMBG Every nursling as it is nursed; every web as it is woven Every time they mention those pinkos I see red. - Frank Burns Everybody believed what the President said. -- Joel Robinson Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night Everybody is entitled to my opinion Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Every person you meet knows something you don't...Listen...Learn Every time your car passes a junkyard it gets homesick Every try Jewish LSD, Lox, Salami & Danish Every silver lining has a dark cloud Every time I know the answers, they change the questions Everybody point to Ray. Look at Ray blush Every time you go outside I hope it rains Every one is the manager and disposer of his own Every silver lining has a cloud. - Kerr Avon Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wangchung tonight Everyone comes to Rick's Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die Everybody has had one, and one is enough for anybody - Willy Wonka Every man ought to have a hobby. Some men ought to have two Every time that you walk in the room Everybody's uncle was an amateur magician - Fox Mulder Every man's nightmare: Tonya Rodham Bobbit of Borg! Every time I do it at least proves that I can still do it Everybody say hello to @TOFIRST@! Everybody needs a career manager. - LADY MACBETH Everybody talks about reality, but nobody does anything about it Everybody lock and load. This could get very messy! Every mans dream: A bookshelf in the bathroom Every minute of every hour, "I love a Sunflower"! Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. --Dykstra's Law Every time I open my mouth my foot falls out Everyone has to be somewhere, so here I am Everyone has the right to be UGLY but some abuse the priviledge!! Every valuable idea offends someone Every living thing wants to survive Every possibility exists somewhere as a Shadow of the real. Every problem has a solution. Sometimes Everyday Earthday Every ten seconds a woman gives birth. we must find her and stop her! Everybody's cute, even me! But in PURPLE, I am STUNNING! - Londo Everybody remember where we parked. - Kirk Every sound ends in silence, but silence never dies Everybody should believe in something; believe I'll have a Scotch! Everybody talks Diabetes here, & we exchange friendships here! Every night I Burn, Every night I fall again Everybody dies of something sooner or later Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone Everybody's got a smoking jacket! -Crow as building burns Every time @TOFIRST@ walks by a girl, she sighs with relief Every time I make my mark, somebody paints the wall Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects Every time my ship comes in there's a dock stike Every politician has a price. Clinton's is from Wal-Mart Every mother is a working mother [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00006 Date: 01/21/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:29pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Everybody in this town hides behind plain wrappers. Diane Varsi Every sun has a golden lining Every time I look at you I don't understand... - Judas Iscariot Every thing possible to be believed is an image of truth - W. Blake Every sperm is wanted! Every sperm is good! Everybody got that? Every programmer is a playwright and every computer is a bad actor Every time you tell a lie your nose gets smaller.-Potter to Klinger Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught ow Everybody hates me because I'm paranoid! Every wonder why the Easter bunny hides it's eggs? Everybody welcome President and Mr. Clinton! Every nanosecond is a moment in our history. -Data Everybody has a right to pronounce foreign names as he chooses Everybody falls in love sometime....I'm in lust! Everybody remember where we parked -- Kirk Everybody, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave. * Holly Everybody likes a joker, but nobody loans him money Everybody Knows That The Dice Are Loaded... <-Leonard Cohen Everybody do the Michigan Rag! Every why hath a wherefore Every time my car passes a junkyard it gets homesick Everybody's crazy, but I'm...duh...all right! -Red Ingle Everyone is GIFTED-Some open the pkg sooner Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble. (Alan Perlis) Every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache Every womyn needs 3 men: 1 for sex, 1 for money, and 1 for fun Every morning I'm out at dawn with the dwarfs and the tramps Every situations different. It depends on how you feel. - Riker Every party needs a pooper - Mike Everyone He touches changes, everyone He changes touches Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours Everyone hates you, so hate them back! -Moderator Rule #1 Every second someone besides you is getting laid Everyone has those days. - Anna Steven Every silver lining has a cloud around it Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness Every time I've built charachter, I've regretted it Every women needs 3 men: 1 for sex, 1 for money, and 1 for fun Every time he lands he has to make a big production... -- Nelson Every time I think about the past it brings back memories Every time I see Bill Gates, I wanna request a polka Every once in awhile, I do what I ought to do all the time Everybody gets free BORSCHT! Every man and woman is a star. -- Crowley Every point clarified creates two unclarified points Every time you lose weight, it finds you again! Everybody's Somebody's Fool Everybody higher than you in the FBI knows everything Everybody loves a moose; some just don't know it Every newborn baby is a little savage Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink Every series has to have a truly bad episode, and here it is. - B5 Every once in awhile I feel I am at 3 with the universe Every saint has a past and every sinner a future Every voice is the voice of Buddha, every form is the Buddha-form Everybody hang on tight--I'm switching to methane fuel!! Every time I go on a diet, the first thing I lose is my temper Every privation presupposes former enjoyment Everybody believes in something. I believe I'll have another Synthale Every time they mention Charles Schumer, I buy more guns Everybody dies instantly. It's the only way to die! Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend Every time they mention gun ban bills, I buy more guns Everybody should believe something - I believe I'll have more coffee Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it Everybody's goin' fishin', Fishin' USA Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Schopenhaur Everybody stand back, he's got a MAGNET! Everybody wants to be a cat! Everybody believes in something-I believe I'll have another drink Every man's work is always a portrait of himself Everybody's bleeding 'cause the times are tough Everyone has their day and some days last longer than others Every man is an omnibus in which his ancestors ride Every one ought to be subject to the law of the place where he offends Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone. Einstein Everyman has his faults. Ferengi's doubly so Every man has his favourite bird. Ours is the bat Every time I put my foot down, my wife steps on it! Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness -- eckett Every soldier lives with death, son. - Richard Franklin Everyday dreamers die to see what's on the other side --U2 Everybody quiet. Gary's back! Oops...hi Gary Everybody lies about sex. - Lazarus Long Every time I've built character, I've regretted it Every nanosecond is a moment in out history. - Data Every woman who writes is a survivor. Every man who's alive tonight will be hauling gold aboard Every man has a scheme that absolutely won't work Everybody: Erase the taglines that came with your reader Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener. - Heinlein Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet! Data Every nine seconds in America, a feminist tells a lie Everybody feels abandoned some time or another Every man has the right to be wrong in his opinions, Every time a politician opens his mouth, it costs something Everybody's lost but me. - Indiana Jones [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)