--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00004 Date: 01/20/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:00pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Ever find yourself reading taglines and skipping mail? Every little BYTE helps Ever wonder how deep the sea would be if sponges didn't live in it? Ever notice...garbage weighs more than groceries? Ever speed ball? - Crow as old guy shoots up Every huge program has a small program trying to get out Ever tried making love while standing up in a hammock? Ever wish you had a copy of tomorrow's newspaper? Ever wake up with bullfrogs on your mind? Every action has an opposite and equal government program Ever notice how fast Windoze runs? Neither have I Ever feel like you're just a figment of Myra's daydreams? Ever notice how many taglines originated from RAH? Ever since dad got murdered things've been great - Tom Ever stop to think, and then never start again? Every end is a beginning-or every beginning is an end. Every day I crucify myself. -- Tori Amos Every day I spend my time, drinking wine, feeling fine Every business is only as strong as it's coffee 8-) Every human should be owned by at least one cat Every fat person has a skinny one inside. He ate it! Every fish needs a bicycle Ever have one of those millennia? Every Dittohead has a Commie stashed under the bed Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to cats! Ever feel like you're just a figment of @FROM@'s daydreams? Every day in America is better than the day before.- Rush Limbaugh Eventually he'll sell those stembolts. At a fair price. Zek Ever wonder who Michael Jackson thinks is weird? Eveready bunny arrested, charged with battery! Ever feel like you're living in the Twilight Zone, Geco? Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? <-Yes! Every age is modern to those who are living in it Every educated man is a bully in a discussion. -- Beerbo Every day I crucify myself.-T. Amos Ever wonder what happened to the beta testers for Preparation A to G? Ever notice that garbage weighs more than groceries? Ever had deja vu? Every family tree has some sap Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ? Ever wonder why Spam is never on the menu ? Ever since I gave up hope of finding a good woman, I feel much better! Ever notice sometimes logic comes up with the wrong answer! Every dogma has its day; until some karma runs over it Ever wonder why they don't call it an "Anti-Crime Bill" ? Ever notice Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks Ever heckled during a eulogy Every action has its equal and opposite criticism Every day I get better and better ... at kidding myself Every DESQ with a view! Ever notice how Christians think freedom of religion is only for them? Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man Every Vole has his day Ever have a blind girl read your lips? Mmmmmmmm Every day above ground is a Bonus! So keep the Faith Every Call is Great When Greatly Pursued !! Every Solution Breeds New Problems Every educated man is a bully in a discussion. --Beerbohm Ever retired a human by mistake? Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating? Ever done it in the hay? - Mike Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest Every child should be given the desire to burn Ever notice how quickly pay later comes after buy now Ever had to scratch your sister's name out of, "For a good time call" Ever get the feeling your guardian angel is laughing? Ever see Barney & Elvis at the same time? Ever lob a sentence out of a dirty Christmas card? Every afternoon the boy goes off to play. - Quark Ever meet a Moderator who would admit the problem was his? Ever caught yourself reading the taglines and not the messages?? Eventually, your standards will lower enough to include me Events in Ages Past affect the Present as nothing in the Future can! Every eye shall see Him...even they that pierced Him Every government is run by liars Ever try to eat Jello that's been nailed to a tree? Ever think it might be the USER that needs debugging? Ever notice how a praying mantis' head resembles an alien's head?" Every President should be a planned and wanted President Ever have Deja vue and Memory loss at the same time? Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one Ever had withdrawal symptoms from not recieving mail? Ever force-feed a gopher to a small child? Eventually, I hope I'll learn to face death - if I live long enough Ever think about switching to Decaff? Ever wonder what the other 0.56% of Ivory Soap is? Every day is starting to look like Monday Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time Every American crusade ends up as a racket Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharply dressed man Every adult was once a child free from predjudice. -Mother Teresa Eventually land east of San Andres fault will fall into the Atlantic Ever get the feeling that the Sysop is watching your every move? Ever notice you cannot read lips on a Muppet? Every girl already has a boyfriend. - Murphy's Law Of Dating Ever took a close look at Socrate's little glass-dragon? Everbody repeat after me: "We are all individuals." Ever notice that they never name a car after the 7th planet from the sun [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00005 Date: 01/20/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:01pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Every editor of newspapers pays tribute to the Devil. La Fontaine Every human comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost Ever notice how many Taglines originated from RAH? Everbody is ignorant, only on different subjects Ever shoot an elephant in your pajamas? Ever wonder how Disintergrators know when to STOP? Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Ever met a sysop who admits the problem was his? Ever since I gave up hope, I feel much better Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it Ever notice how Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks? Ever in Gentleness ... (which seems a bit contradictory! ) Every calling is great when greatly pursued Every action has an equal and opposite government program Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping messages? Every hero becomes a bore at last. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Eventually, the truth will _always_ come out Eveready Bunny to go on trial for battery charges Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was hers? Ever notice the best taglines are always someone elses? Event horizon? -- Kes Ever wondered what the expiration date on a light sabre is? Ever catch yourself reading taglines and skipping mail? Ever hear of the word humility? Clark Gable Ever yawn so hard that Pooh said "Oh bother?" Every day, another piece of Gaia dies -- Lord Albrecht Every definition in law is perilous, and but a little may reverse it Ever dance with a Gnome in the pale moonlight? Every baby should be a wanted baby Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible Every grant is to be taken most strongly against the grantor Ever notice how fast Windows 3.1 runs? Neither have I Every act a ritual, every day a rite of passage Every educated man is a bully in a discussion." -- Beerbo Ever hear of the Marquis de Sade? (-;< Ever since I was a young boy, I've raytraced silver balls Ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice Every absurdity has a champion do defend it Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me neither Ever feel like you're just a figment of Myra I Fox's daydreams? Eventually, everybody must die...except Elvis Ever seen how pale a vampire looks during the day? Ever hear "Fry Your Cats in Crisco?" Ever notice how fast Windows/NT runs? Really?... gosh, neither did I Ever get that Not-So-Smurfy feeling? Ever find yourself reading taglines & skipping messages? Ever wonder who'd get the better deal, a Ferengi or a Puppeteer? Ever notice how goatees look like the old ink-on-the-bong trick?? Every human heart is human. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither have I Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastin Every finger in the room is pointing at me Ever see a blond who married a man because of his shape? Ever notice when walking by a construction sight, men..... Cool huh Every byte counts Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me neither! Ever notice dead that baby gags really do? Every line a straight line, every pause a song cue Ever try to read the bill of rights to a cop? - Jello Biafra Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxi's Every bug you find is the last one Every day is a new beginning-and a new chance to blow it Every absurdity has a it's champion Every great journey begins with a single step Ever stop to think, and then forget to start again? Every complex question has a simple answer...and it's wrong Ever been beaten about the head and neck? Every abortion stops a beating heart Ever feel like you're just a figment of @TO@'s daydreams? Ever seen a Dragon-God before? Everthing put together falls apart Ever post messages just to show off your TAGLINES..? Ever consider the possibility that cancer is hereditary in rats? Every home should have a Gay or two Every jurisdiction has its bounds Ever feel like the only tree in a dog kennel? Ever notice how quickly "pay later" comes when you "buy now"? Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else Ever thought about what the Axehandler really do with the fairies? Every day I crucify myself Eventually -- why not . . .oh, say, next week sometime? Every dog has his day, Fran Every American crusade ends up as a racket. Edsil Murphy Ever wonder where they got the name FINGERHUT? Every effort will be made to ship within 2 days Every breath leaves me one less to my last- Dream Theater Ever wonder if we're here just so Gaea has plastic? Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Ever wonder how deep the ocean'd be if sponges didn't live in it? Ever feel like you're just a figment of @FROMFIRST@'s daydreams? Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it Ever since he was a young boy, he played the silver ball - Who Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? <-Yes! Ever hear the song, "I wanna kiss her but she won't let me..." Every Spam is sacred Eventually, even a blind squrill will find an acron.- Jim Cornette Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? - The Joker Ever wonder why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00006 Date: 01/20/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:01pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Ever see a Manx cat try to chase it's own tail? Ever have one of those days when no one was worth assimilating? Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own Every Spam is sacred, every Spam is great. -Monty Python Every exit is an entrance into something else Every day, in every way Ever start thinking Elmer Fudd had a point? Ever notice how pale a vampire looks during the day? Ever get the feeling your being picked on?....It's NOT a feeling Ever see a vampire bite its lip? Ever notice the best recipes are someone elses? Ever notice you can get a pizza faster than a cop? Every day I do my best ... yeh, right Ever see somebody fly-by you and wish they'd get a ticket. That's me Every feminist is an unplanned and unwanted feminist Every day you're temporarily able-bodied until it's not temporary Every Spam is sacred Every employee begins at his level of competence Ever penned your name in blood, let possession slowly swallow you? Ever wonder if vegetarians eat animal crackers? EverReady bunny arrested, charged with battery! Every crowd has a silver lining Ever been so drunk you fell off the floor? Ever read 1000 Ways to Wok Your Dog? Every educated person is a future enemy - Bormann (Nazi leader) Every line in her face is the line of least resistance Ever see a tagline do[227]... This?! Ever notice how fast Windoze 95 runs? Neither have I Every journey is best measured by those you've touched Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping Ever known a virus that discriminate? Every cloud has a wet spot Ever feel like you're just a figment of your cat's dreams? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?? Every day I do my best for one more day Every day we're standing in a time capsule. - Rush Limbaugh Ever tried catching a boomerang at night? And survive? Every exit is an entry somewhere else -- Tom Stoppard Ever lob a live grenade into a basket full of kittens? Every interpretation either declares, extends or restrains Every fool will be meddling. - Proverbs 20:3 Ever love someone so much it hurts? Ever feel like you're living in the Twilight Zone? Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Ever wonder how wide Hello Kitty's head is? - P. Lam Ever caught yourself reading Taglines and skipping messages! Every dog must have its day. Jonathon Swift Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi Every Zombie nightmare I have I'm naked - Crow Ever hook you brake lights to your acellerator? Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo? Ever wonder why Windows uses an hourglass? Guess not, huh? Ever wanted to download a pizza? Ever found a couch in a men's room? Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud Ever see a one-eyed sex maniac? I'm closing one eye Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever notice that when a toon drives, he never looks at the road? -SB Ever find yourself reading taglines and skipping messages? Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages! Ever notice there's no crime at a shooting range? Every day above ground, is a Bonus! Keep the Faith Ever notice Hilary never drinks water when Bill speaks Ever wonder why "Oprah" spelled backwards is "Harpo"? Ever have one of those days, when everything goes right? Film at 11 Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Ever notice that the Orbs aren't orbs? Every act is a ritual, everyday a rite of passage Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named William. Sam Goldwyn Every day is starting to look like Monday. - Garfield Ever try to Scotch-gard a sponge? Ever wonder if Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes? Every child should be given the desire to learn Every Tagline's Sacred. Every Tagline's Good Every day I get up, and I hope nothing will happen.-Michael Garibaldi Ever tried to throw away a garbage can? Every 3 seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminist in Canada Every dark cloud has a Latinum lining Ever wonder if vegatarians eat animal crackers? Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt Ever notice we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Every dogma has its day; that is, until some karma runs over it Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's Every last one of you is a wimp, said Tom xerophytically Everbody wants the wind to listen - Course of Empire Ever caught yourself reading Taglines and skipping msgs? Ever fly one of these before? Nope. Me neither! Ever put a Slinky on an escalator? Ever felt like a dip switch? Every idiot believes that they are Cassandra Ever wonder where you don't kiss the chicken? Ever wish you could log onto your ATM and download some $$$$ ? Every 3 seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminist in the US Every Ensign in a red shirt: "Captain I think I've found some...ARGH!" Ever wonder what Michael Jackson thinks is weird? Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside Every generation is born as ignorant and as willful as the first man. - George Santayana [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1R00000 Date: 01/18/98 From: LUKE FISCHER Time: 05:44pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Klingon Taglines I appreciate all who gave me the taglines, but I was more on the line of looking for ones that were completely in Klingon with a translation. The couple that had that, thank you very much. :) I'll post mine when I order them all up. -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- Luke Fischer Rom-Tom@Juno.com SysOp of Dragon's Lair members.aol.com/admshuni FedSimFleet JOIN! ST-FSF@Juno.com ... Excuse me for butting in - I'm interrupt driven. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- Maximus 3.01 * Origin: ::: The KBC BBS ::: (1:260/310)