--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1P00011 Date: 01/19/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:12pm \/To: JOHN GRAY (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines Hallo John! Antwort auf eine Message vom 13.01.98 13.02.00 von John Gray an Gottfried Gidaly: JG> Hello I think you have mixed up with some one else. Thats quit JG> alright but I am having trobble figuring out what it is that you are JG> asking for. Sorry, but I answered a mail from John Gray 2:442/103 who asked me for my tagline collection. So far I can see ( see the headers of the mails ), I didn't make a mistake ! ;-) Servus, Gottfried! --- FleetStreet 1.21+ * Origin: == GG\W18 -- OS/2 == (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00000 Date: 01/20/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 09:05pm \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Guess.... -=> Gabriel Parczewski Screams As Loud As He Can To All About Guess.... <=- GP> Hi All , hope you are having a nice day GP> Guess what???!!! -=> Yours sincerely, Gabriel Parczewski <=- What? *- Scott Roberts, 800:564/11, 222:2222/130 -* ****- EMAIL Scott.Roberts@EMPIRE.PL.NET -**** ***************************************** ___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: RemoteAccess (64-3-3493236) V32B V42B CHCH,New Zealand (3:770/116) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00001 Date: 01/20/98 From: JOHN GRAY Time: 11:27am \/To: GOTTFRIED GIDALY (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines I not mad or anything if nthey are funny i would be glad to get them John Gray --- FMail/386 1.02 * Origin: -=Doorway to Paradise=- -=918.366.6014=- (1:170/103) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00002 Date: 01/20/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:59pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Every age hath its book Ever notice how much chicken tastes like frog legs? Every Vulcan has a Captain Pike parameter Ever wanted to go to a UNIX box and type PING PONG? Ever notice that Elmer Fudd spells his name cowwectly? Every Follower Of Christ Is To Be A Living Bible Ever tried to listen to those door to door people Nude? Ever try Topsy Tail on a cat? Ever find yourself posting messages just to show off your recipes? Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree??? Every dog has his day, Fran. -- Harold Lauder Even with this body, I still have a fragile heart. -Gally Ever wish your kids were appliances you could turn off? Every Surgeon General a planned and wanted Surgeon General Every Time I open a Window, the bugs come in! Every anarchist is a baffled dictator Ever notice that foods with half the fat cost twice as much? Ever caught yourself reading taglines and not the messages? Ever find yourself reading recipes & skipping messages? Ever wonder how road kill gets picked up so fast? Ever feel like that cat in the box with the hammer and prussic acid? Every absurdity has a champion to defend it Ever notice that live is evil backwards? Ever try brushing a cat's teeth? Go ahead, I dare you Even you are cute, in an annoying sort of way. - Londo Every feminizt should be an unplanned and unwanted feminizt Ever considered the expression, "Go *duck* yourself"? Every day is a new beginning; live it fully Ever feel like you're just a figment of Gary's daydreams? Every day is not Friday, there is also Tuesday Ever wonder why Oprah is Harpo spelled backwards? Ever notice Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name? Ever tried to keep your fingers crossed while you're typi Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her Every day is the dawn of a new error Ever notice the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star? Every burned book enlightens the world Ever hear of a city called - Deathly, Ill Every dogma has its day Everthing looks worse in black and white Ever done it in the hay? -- Mike Nelson Ever find yourself posting messages just to show off your taglines? Ever see a Moderator who would admit the problem was his? Ever feel like you're just a figment of Gary Caplan's daydreams? Every day, in every way I get better and better Every article which coruscates is not fashioned from aureate metal Ever see a modem say YES CARRIER? Hmmm, Thought NOT Ever thought you where over-qualified for something? Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada Every day i hope and pray that this will end -- NIN Event: A honeymoon Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping msgs.? Ever notice the best taglines are someone elses? Even with practice, Bill Clinton still doesn't lie well Ever notice how liberals think free speech is only for them? Ever since I last moved, I've been in the same place Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable ur Every institution tends to perish through an excess of its own policy Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. - F. M. olby Every family tree has some sap in it Ever notice how liberal sympathy doesn't cross the party line! Every fiber in my being tells me that _this_ is a mistake! -Guinan Ever have Deja vu and memory loss at the same time? Ever feel like you're living in the Twilight Zone, He? Ever contemplate the movement of whales, Mr. Starbuck..? Ever wonder if Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hay Ever program drunk, and the next day it made sense? Events of importance often result from trivial causes Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a Liberal? Ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR button? Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika Ever argue with yourself and lost? Ever feel like crying & you don't know why? - Joel Ever wonder what a cheese puff would be without the cheese? Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again? Ever meet a Moderator who would admit the problem was hers? Ever notice Porky Pig never wore pants? Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was theirs? Every Dog has his day, when is mine? OR did it go by already? Every action is a complaint Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? Ever notice how time slows down during a catastrophe?--Calvin EverTry EverFail TryAgain FailBetter Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Ever lob a live kitten into a basket of grenades? Ever spend $30 to win a $2 stuffed animal? Ever notice that the AT&T Logo looks like the Death Star? Ever set a clown on fire? Never mind Ever sleep with a redhead? Not a wink Ever had a car accident? Well, I met my wife at the service station Ever see a couple of dogs do it human style? Every breath you take--every move you make Ever sleep with a blond? Not a wink Every exception not watched tends to assume the place of the principle Ever notice how many taglines originated from Robert Heinlein? Ever notice how many recipes originated from ---? Events are the manifestations of overriding probabilities Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? -Steven Wright Ever consider that our waking hours are interruptions? Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1Q00003 Date: 01/20/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:00pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Every law is an infraction of liberty Every 12 seconds, someone proves Sarah WRONG! Every fat person has a skinny one inside. I ate mine Ever fly one of these before? Nope. Me neither! Every job is a self portrait of the person who did it Every Silver lining has a clone around it Ever notice that the friendliest thing in the world is a wet dog? Every Dog has his Day, but the Nights belong to Cats! Every culture has myths about creation Ever seen an antelope? They get this teeny ladder, see Every liberal nut eventually rolls up to Canada! Every absurdity has it's champion Every action has an equal and opposite critical reaction Every compromise is surrender and invites new demands Ever dreamed that you were awake... And were TIRED the next day? Ever wonder how Mages learn Power Work Kill Every day in every way I am better and better Ever seen a Vole-charmer at work? Have a look at his missing fingers Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live in it? Every finger in the room is pointing at me - Tori Amos Every decent man should be ashamed of his government Ever wonder what a Cured Ham had?? Ever notice that boss spelled backwards is double s-o-b? Every instructor assumes you have nothing to do but study for his course Every fool knows a dog need a home, a shelter from pigs on the wing Ever since I got my mind back I've been doing some thinking- Arthur Every little dream I dream about you Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Ever see an anti-gunner with a "no guns" sticker on his house? Ever since dad got murdered things've been great! -- Tom Servo Every 15 mins, a woman gives birth. She must be found & destroyed Ever feel like you're just a figment of Orville Bullitt's daydreams? Ever think about the fact that thorn bushes have roses? Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down Ever caught yourself reading taglines and not the msgs? Ever see a modem say YES CARRIER? Thought not Every 4 seconds a woman gives birth. We gotta find her and STOP her!!! Every day we're standing in a time capsule. -- Limbaugh Every day I hope and pray that this will end Ever wonder what those sparkley dots are up there? - Pumba Ever had one of those days four days in a row? Well, guess what? Ever spent an evening with Iscariot? How depressing... -- Jesus Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping msgs? Ever wonder why DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"? Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us Dragons! Every family tree has it's sap! Ever feel like you're just a figment of @TOFIRST@'s daydreams? Every act is to be estimated by the intention of the doer Every absurdity has a liberal champion to defend it Ever feel like dating OJ's Ex? Ever notice that handicapped people are smarter than normal people?? Every Titanic has it's iceberg Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? S. Wright Every danged one of ya burns yer quiche! -Gallagher Ever wanted to download pizza? Everrie chrilld a stoned and drooling chrilld. Jocelyn Elders Every day above ground is a good day Every Tagline's needed, in your neighborhood Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation): Ever see two Rubber Chickens mate? Ever wonder why it's called the CRIMINAL justice system? Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her Every day, more QWK users test positive for Blue Wave! Ever wonder why there are Braille markings in a drive-thru ATM? Ever notice that when a toon drives, he never looks at the road? Ever notice how poems written in pig-latin always rhyme? Ever notice how dogs got four elbows? Every family tree has a little sap Ever Living, Ever Present, Selassie the First, JAH RASTAFARI ! Every erroneous inference involves admitting insufficient evidence as data Eveready Bunny arrested, then released, then recharged! Ever fresh the broad creation. A divine improvisation. Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if is didnt zigzag?? Ever wonder why Hooked On Phonics advertises so much on Rush Limbaugh? Eventually, you must pay for your sins. Exact change, please Ever tried to keep your fingers crossed while you're typing? Ever hear the story of the O'Shea Brothers (used in Little Giants) Every artist is a cannibal, every poet a thief --U2 Every building we come to it's the same story. Bashir Ever eat a donut whole? Ever see Barney & Michael Jackson at the same time? Ever been juked before by a baby octopus? Ever say "No problem" when you wanted to say "NO!"? Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars! Every human being comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost Ever thought of holding a seance? Ever had one of those days when the best defense is to go back to bed? Ever hear of an armed robbery at a gun show? Every Dog Has His Day, But The Nights Belong To Us Cats! Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? - S.W Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time. - Holly Ever notice how many Taglines originated from Robert Heinlein? (RAH) Every 10 minutes, another plant or animal life form becomes extinct Every cidatel of justice should have its spans as spic as these. -Tick Ever feel like a lost ball in the high grass? Every bicycle needs a fish Ever in darkness...hahahahaaa!!!!! Every Book is a Referrence, every Mag a potpurri of names [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)