--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00035 Date: 01/18/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:31am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Error! CAT.SYS won't work. Load DOG.EXE to start the system (Y/N)? Error:00B Essential_Tones'_Society Error of law is injurious Estados-UniDOS: Revolution detected. (E)mbargo (M)ercenaries (I)nvade Eschew terminological obfuscation! Error: NO DISK SPACE...REWRITING OVER PREVIOUSLY USED SECTORS! Error: 004 -- User fell asleep while waiting Eschatologists of the world unite!....but HURRY! Espraysion: The look on a person's face right before he sneezes Error: (R)etry, (A)bort, (B)uy Amiga Esprit, es-tu l? Si oui, un coups. Si non, deux coups Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps Error in REALITY.SYS, bort, etry, hell to Virtual Reality? Error writing to drive D. Does the name "CD-ROM" MEAN anything to you? Essay: Describe the universe in 500 words or less & name 2 examples Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay -Pig Latin Xmas Error: Replace Motherboard Immediately Error receiving Divine Inspiration: (A)bort (R)etry (F)lail Error locating tagline file C:\TELIX\BWAVE\TAGLINE.BW hmmm Error...Error...Error...Error...Error...Er Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium Error: Brain not attached - Press F1 to continue Error reading drive C: Ha! Take THAT, stupid human! Essential Wiccan software: Spell Checker Escargo? No thanks, I'm in the mood for fast food! Error: No Keyboard: Press F to Continue Error: Keyboard not attached, press F1 to continue Error writing to CD-ROM... Duh!!! Eunuch: a man who has his works cut out for him - R.Byrne Error! Press F1, Escape, Caps Lock, and H simultaneously to continue Error running COFFEE.COM: GROUNDS.NEW not found Error:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened Error:014 - Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening Error message on the screen: *Win95 Error #55: 5.99999% of PIB* Error in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE (Y/N) Escargott: A snail squished on the street Error:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait Error: General Protection Fault. Do Not Go To Next Message Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology Eternity is in love with the production of time. -- Blake Error! Press the 674th digit of pi to continue! Etc., etc., etc Espresso: An ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Eufirstics: n. 2 people waiting on phone for the other to hangup first Error in REALITY.SYS, Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)? Eufirstics: two people waiting for the other to hang up Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/n) Eternity - Two people and a turkey Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying... the Musical! Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody Eskimo stabs self with icicle, dies of cold cuts Ethically alternative Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology. --Blaauw Ethan: Can I ask what's so important to be ruining our trip? Eternal Life: A Free Gift, Not A Merited Reward. --John Eternal Optimist: Hey, my glass is 1/100 full! Error message table not found - you're on your own! Eschew obfuscatory behavior! Error opening CLINTON.DAT. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach? Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! Espressivo: Close eyes and play with a wide vibrato Eureka! [I have found it!] Archimedes (testing gold) Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. - Thomas Jefferson Error..Checking..Modems..arn't..they..Great Ethan: So, you guys find any little green men running around yet? Ert? Oh, EARTH - Tom Estridge's Law: No matter how large and standardized the marketplace is, IBM can redefine it Escargot? No thanks, I only eat fast food Esimerkiksi tll Euthanasia: a summer camp in China Eunuchs, the non-gender-specific OS Ethn sahaa minua moottorisahalla? eneneeeneenen Error: disk full. Insert $20 to continue Error reading CUT.INJ! A)bort R)etry S)ue Erutuf = tops + ignaw Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi..er..Moderator Esa alas!!! Euphemisms are for the differently brained [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00036 Date: 01/18/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:31am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Error: Don't bother striking any key Etched in an eccentric impulse! Eternity may well be composed of a very deep silence Eternal torment. Suffer in this paradise. Absorbed in insanity Eternity is a terrible thought. Where's it going to end? Eunuchs - What they did to bad programmers Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong Error with breakfast. No cereal port! Euphemism Trek: He's passed on, Jim! Escape beat - to be beaten for attempting to escape Error: 002 No error . . . yet Eth{n vastaa t{lle alueelle Error: (R)etry, (A)bort, (N)uke the site from orbit Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders European: what you're a-doin' in the bathroom Eternal Damnation, Go and stay a long while Eternity is a terrible thought...where will it all end? European mime troupe MUMMY-Shanze - Crow Error locating COLDBEER.CAN -- User not loaded! Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up Error reading device: /dev/tagline Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue Error in TAGLINE. Use PKTAGFIX Eskimo Slalom skiier: obstacle Aleutian Eternity .... One lawyer waiting for another Error:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused Ethereal for breakfatht ... ith good for you! Especially the lies Error: 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. - John Curran Error reading drive C: Ha! Take THAT, stupid human! Especially that Yoshi. He gives me eggs! - Poochy Eternal hostility against every form of tyranny Error reading FAT table, try the skinny one? (Y/N) Error:010 Reserved for future mistakes EtherNet: Device used to catch the Ether Bunny Espresso Not Found: bort eheat remble Eschew Obfuscation! Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley Error:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong Euavatanakorn, Voravit. -- Zorch Frezberg Error! Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Error..... Brain offline Error in QWK packet. (D)elete, (R)etry, (G)o Figure Error in PARADIGM.SYS: Imagine you are stopping Escort GT - An oxymoron Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door Error! Get the sledge hammer away from me! EtherNet: What you use to catch the Ether Bunny Error reading FAT record .. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Ethics not found: (F)ight (K)ill (R)un for political office! Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi... er... Moderator Essay: describe the universe in 500 words or less. Give 2 examples Error: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ind 12 year old and ask Error loading CLINTON.LIE Unable to recover COUNTRY.USA Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Brew some hot chocolate Error mounting /dev/brain: backgrounding Error: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)? Espionage agents DO IT secretly Error reading FAT table! Try skinny one? [y/n] ErwellIf you put it *that* way.. then you're right... Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted Eva Braun's Bed & Breakfast - Mike Error! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:! Error:014-Nonexistent Error Ethernet (noun): something used to catch the Etherbunny Est Sularas oth Mithas. My Honor is My Life. - Sturm Error reading drive C: Haha! Take THAT, stupid human! Error: 014 -- Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening Ettei vaan syypn olisi jlleen kerran modeemin alustusrimpsu? Error: (R)etry, (A)bort, (B)low the damn thing to hel Established theology tends to persist despite new technology Error opening RUSH.LIE cannot recover COUNTRY.USA Etiquette: Learning to yawn with your mouth closed Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. - Hermann Hesse Error: General Protection Fault. Condom not installed Euphemism Trek: He's met his maker, Jim! Error: Msg is Twit. (D)elete, (S)kip, (F)lame Eureka - 24 Prodigal Sorcerors... Gun Ethernet (n). something used to catch the Etherbunny Escapes that I always rely sit sigh, I fall -Seaweed Ethical question: A drowning Clinton - drive on by or stop and watch? Error: Unknown media type. Geraldo detected Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny European or African? Well, *I* don't know--WAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh Etanaa pakastekuutiona Error reading @TO@: I)gnore, F)lame, T)witfile? Error: Faulty Extended RAM; De-Extend and try again Eternity: Time it takes for a man to learn anything new! Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone. - D.Vader Error: (R)etry, (A)bort, (W)alk to gunrack Error in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE Errrr, it's time to stop feeding those Tribbles! Error: This message was rejected by Cal Europeans think football players are wimps next to soccer hooligans Eureka! We'll send the Borg a copy of Windows 3.1! Error message: Your DUMP and SCRATCH was unsuccessful - please Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00037 Date: 01/18/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:33am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Error! Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Especially crafted for @TOFIRST@, from the small state of *confusion*! EtherNet - A devithe for catching the Ether Bunny Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him Error: unable to come up with a good error Eunuch: a man who has had his works cut out for him Error reading drive C: Haha! Take THAT, stupid human! Error: RAM address without valid Zip Code Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows Error opening Tagline file Essex County: The Banana Belt of the Sun Parlour Essential Wiccan software: Hex Calculator Ethernet--Device used to catch Ether Bunny Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Chocolate splat Eva' notice how fast Windows runs? Neitha' dun did I Ethical question: Drowning lawyer - drive on or watch? Eton, an epic item so cosmetic,I pen a note Error: REALITY.SYS not found, install STARTREK.SYS? (y,n) Error in program: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Error: User posted off-topic. Drag out in street and shoot? Error! Fatal Error! Hard disk is dead Eu nao vou mandar tagline porque voces roubam tudo Eternal darkness..well, that's just great.. - Lunchlady Doris Eternal life is in Christ only! Error: Out of coffe, taglines may become irrational Error loading WAKKO.SYS. Replace with BIGEATER.DAT? Espaol se habla aqu Error reading REALITY.SYS - Solar System halted Ethernet: A device to catch the Ether Bunny Especially in December, wrap your member Error: BASEBALL.BAT caused a general protection fault in module Eureka! said Archimedes to the skunk Error: Windows loading.... come back tomorrow Error! Outbound data was ***NOT*** tampered with!!!!!!!!!!! Error. Error. Faulty. Faulty. Must analyze. Analyze. - Nomad Error reserved for future mistakes Eternal Love: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles on the tennis court Error! Low density drive detected. Use X-44 photon blast? (Y/n) Eternity; Your choice: Smoking or Non-Smoking Error: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance Error in REALITY.SYS, Abort Universe (Y/N)? Ethics change with technology. --Niven's laws Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop Not Loaded Error reading A: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (P)anic? Error: this problem will only be solved by lots of money Error: SALARY.COM -- system interrupted. Get a job Escape while there's still Time! Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him Error:005 - Windows loading...come back tomorrow Establish thou the work of our hands upon us. -Ps. 90:17 Eschew obfuscation Eunuch: A man who's had his works cut out for him Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Anal hot chocolate Eunuchs do it in their dreams! Error message: "Your DUMP and SCRATCH was unsuccessful - please retry." Eschatology!!! Scatology!!! What's the difference??? Euphemism Trek: He's gone to God, Jim! Estados-UniDOS: Revolution detected. (E)mbargo, (M)ercenaries? Euphemism Trek: He's shuffled off this mortal coil, Jim! Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay -Pig Latin Cmas Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity Error no 21. Phonebill not paid, no Dialtone Error: (A)dmit inferiority (R)eparse command line (F)ill hd with glue Ethics change with technology. Error writing to CD-ROMDuh!!! Eskimo Proverb... He who hesitates is FROST! Eustace Xavier Sasparilla Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying. - Monty Python Error in Line 101: Pessimism overflow Error:014-Nonexistent Error. This cannot be happening Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue Error: [A]bort, [R]estart, [P]anic Error opening CLINTON.LIE-- Run LIMBAUGH.BAT Es so splee spleckety cowd owt i'b cab harbly speep! Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying Eunics, the non-gender specific OS Eternity is two people sharing a ham -- Dorothy Parker Error writing to CDROM - are you just stupid, or what? Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty - Wendell Phillips Error in CLINTON.SYS- Truth Table Missing! Es Ist Ein Deutsches Auto? Nein, Acura. Ah, Acura! Error: error not found Eschar - cooked snails Esoteric Order Of Dagon - "quiet hours among kindred spirits" Error:What someone else makes when they disagree with you Ethernet(n): Device used in caputure of the Etherbunny Error in operator: add beer Error-Disk Full Error, Formatting Drive C: to make space Error locating COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded! Et tu, Brutus? No Julius, I ain't et nothin'. - Shakesp Error! File ORG.ASM not found, Continue (Y)es (N)o? Ethics? Oh, I sold them to the highest bidder! Error:BASEBALL.BAT caused a general protection fault in module WINDOW Eternal nothingness is fine if you're dressed for it Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control Errr, @TOFIRST@, we are WHERE!? Error loading PRESIDENT.SYS Reboot govt (Y/N)? Error: this virus requires MS-Windows95. Install? (Y/n) [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00038 Date: 01/18/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 11:22am \/To: DIANNE ROBBINS (Read 2 times) Subj: tagline request -=> Quoth the Robbins, "tagline request" <=- DR> * Fried Green Tomatoes DR> * The Princess Bride "Oh my God! You killed my father! YOU BASTARD!" - Inigo Montoya meets Southpark [k] Kamek the TagKoopa [i] ricky.foltz@beginners.net (Last-resort: slralpha@aol.com) ... My other taglines are actually funny. >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I want my OWN Belldandy! 23/1 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001)