--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00032 Date: 01/17/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:41am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Error Reading Drive Thru: (M)cDonald's (W)endy's (B)urger Error finding MOLSON.ALE, SysOp late for work Error Reading C: A)bort, R)etry, S)ledgehammer Entree: Chunk of Skunk Epitaph for an Atheist: All dressed up and nowhere to go! Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive Eris loves me, this I know. Principia tells me so! Error - This message was rejected by Orville's Mail Reader Error NCC1701: Data transported to outer space Error 941 ...Hard Drive overLoaded Erhardt: Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya? Enterprise, I'm Captain Norm Peterson of the USS Cheers Error Org.asm not found Should I fake it? (Y/N) Error Opening Clinton.EXE, Found TRAITOR2.USA virus Error found in REALITY.SYS! Universe halted Ernest of Borg - "Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?" Error finding COLDBEER.CAN...Sysop IS loaded! Error failed! Press any key to resume error Error in AMERICA.SYS Parents allow children to grow up unsupervised! Error finding PITY.SYS - Now get lost and whine at someone else Error 9999: All taglines stolen none left Error #22780 - Wow, I'm impressed! Equal rights for pigs! -- Mike Nelson Error 101: No Keyboard Detected, Hit any key to continue! Error - This message was rejected by @TOFIRST@'s Mail Reader Error c80001: Compiler out of patience Error #7584: A)bort, R)etry, F)ake like it's working Error #9999: All recipes snagged, none left Equality is equity Error 0167: Windows loaded..... system in danger Errare userum est Equatt: Pastime of trying to balance the light switch in the center Epitaph: Bruce Lee Inter the Dragon Error 87 - Tagline out of caracters Erotic: Use a feather. Pornographic: Use a whole chicken Error 00 - call customer service for a laugh Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance Error 0015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door Enveloptic - Anyone who peers thru the box opening to see what's beyond Enthusiass: Infomercial host Error 0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware Eric... Hey, Eric... You don't want to go in there Epitaph: So then I says, How do I know you're the real angel of death? Ernhardt: Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya? Error 96: Dead mouse in hard drive Entree: Swirl of Squirrel Entropy always wins Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL' Entropy: it's just not what it used to be Error finding COLDBEER.CAN USER.SYS not loaded Error Formatting A: Drive, Formatting C: drive instead! Error 6: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas Eric Biesterfeld is actually an AVID Rush Limbaugh fan Error #78 Please remove cat from Drive A: Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware Er, how 'bout 'Biggles Combs his Hair'? Error #0: General Stupidity Error Reading MESSAGE.TXT Equal opportunity annoyer Er, it's time to stop feeding those tribbles! Error # 136: Please remove Dead mouse from Hard Drive Error 08/15: Out of more origins! Plz buy new ones! Error #91: Dead mouse in hard drive Entropy isn't what is used to be Error #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive Error code 121: Unknown command "tagline" Ergonomic Keyboard...a keyboard with all the carpal removed Error 102: Goldfish in power supply Error Unable to come up with a new tagline Envy and wrath shorten the life. - Ecclesiasticus 30:24 Eric Estrata for President!!! Errections, they're there to tell ya when a man is thinking Equality includes equal hazing--or equal training in survival skills Error Reading Drive Thru: (W)algreen's (T)aco Bell (S)pec's Entrepreneurs DO IT with creativity and originality Equinox Procession Error $2#5 - Redundancy error. Please see Error $2#5 Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake it like it's working Enveloptic - Anyone who peers thru the box opening to see what's Ernie Irvan... Get well fast! We're behind you! Equal bytes for women Episode Arthur. Part 7. Teeth Enterprise: OS/2 v9.1. Ferengi: Windows NT Equal Rights for All Species! Paramecia Suffrage NOW! Erhardt: Is it working for you? Error 51: The Network Request Was Too Stupid Equality comes only when differences no longer matter Equality is the result of human organization. We are not born equal Entree: The Chicken Tha didn't cross the road Equal rights, not special rights Error 256: Programmer Deleted Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!" Epilyksen iskiess sammuta aina valot! A.E.N Error 97: Dust Bunny in modem Error 1424: Reserved for future errors Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking Error #56: Operator out of coffee. Operator halted Enterprise-A is held together with polygrip. - M.Scott Entree: Shar-Pei Filet Entree: Awesome Possum Equip Chklst: Database, disabat, doseaballs [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00033 Date: 01/18/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:30am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Ethics change with technology Error: Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded Ethan: Somebody help the Senator with his mic, please Errors show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it Error reading BACKUP 098, insert BACKUP 001 to start over Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Especially in December, gift wrap your member Ethical question: drowning lawyer -- drive on by or stop and watch? Error: Can not open COLDBEER.CAN:Sysop not loaded Error: BASEBALL.BAT caused a general protection fault in module WINDOW Eternity never looked so lovely. .. You MUST be Riker Eureka!!! I found another feature! Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying Et tu, Bob? Et quis ris de curie d'oc de meuse rein houpe de cloque! Escape? I didn't realize I was trapped Error writing to CD-ROM.Are you dumb, or what?! Error message on the screen: *Win95 Error #54: System power is OFF Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready Euphemism Trek: He's dearly departed, Jim! Error reading FAT table--try SKINNY one? (Y/N) Error loading GOD.SYS:(A)bort, (R)etry, (R)un BIGBANG.SYS Et in Arcadia ego Eugene Roddenberry, Sr. 1921/08/19 - 1991/10/24 Euphemism for FECES: Cook some chocolate Espen Verket Error: Fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to cont Error: MONEY.COM - negative integer overflow. Divide by zero Eunuch: One who is cut off from temptation Error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry. Window Error: CPU not found: Reboot (Y/N)? Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay. - Pig Latin Christmas Error: no Keyboard - Press F1 to Continue Euphemist minces words, neologist mints his word Error opening CLINTON.EXE * COUNTRY.USA, unrecoverable Error! Try anything you can think of Error: No keyboard found. Press F1 to continue Escape pods are in the rear. Use only in emergency Error: File not found. Improvise? Y/n? Et Tu Gryphon? - Quickling Error in EXE file TREK.EXE... patch with A!TREK.SYS? [Y/n] Error: Do not get this error Error reading A, B, C, and D. (I'm screwed...) Error! Kurt Cobain died! Keep listining to Nirvana? (Y)ES! (H)ELL Error: Virus95 only infects Windows95 environments. Please upgrade Espresso - just our little way of free-basing coffee Error! Press the 674th digit of to continue! Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. - Jefferson Escape From Cthulhu! New from Milton Bradley! Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber. I would, too Escaped convicts are so rude... -- Mike Nelson Error loading GOD.SYS. (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se BIGBANG.SYS Error, REALITY.SYS not found: Install TREK.SYS? (Y/Y) Error reading SexDrive: (A)bort (R)etry (L)ick? Error: Keyboard not found - Press F1 to continue Error message: Like, Dude, something went wrong Error: General Failure Understanding Microsoft DOCs Eternal Vigilance is the price of Liberty Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley... - Monty Python Escape from Cthulhu Game: Just read the incantation, and escape! Eternity never looked so lovely. --Riker You must be Riker. --Vash Error: REALITY.SYS not found. Reboot universe? (Y/N) Estato-Euphoro-Fun! (with patented Heinder 90!) Error: MOUSE.SYS eaten by CAT.COM Error reading REALITY.SYS - Run BIG_BANG.EXE? Escape the "GATES" of hell Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Chocolate syrup explosion Error: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ommit sepukku? Ethyl - your Aunt in Kansas Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral. --Brecht Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody llen Error: BASEBALL.BAT caused a fault in module WINDOW Ev'n victors are by victories undone. -- Dryden Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it Euthanasia: Mercy For Animals, Punisment For Humans Errr, is this the ANIMAL_SEX Echo? Especially crafted for @TO@, from the small state of *confusion*! Ethics change with technology. Ethics? ETHICS? ethics, SCHMETHICS! - arifel Errrr Captain,...Thunderbird 3 is requesting to dock on upper pylon 3 Error reading left brain: bort, etry, rolic? Error loading GOD.SYS: A)bort, U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP Error! Kurt Cobain died! Keep listening to Nirvana? (Y)ES! (H)ELL? Error message on the screen: *Win95 Error #53: Monitor not found* Error: (R)etry, (A)bort, (T)hrow out of window Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces. - Mark Twain Error reading FAT Table. Try Skinny one? (Y/N) Error: To many fingers on keyboard ! Error is immense. -- Bolingbroke Error: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Chocolate surprise Es not pining Error in REALITY.SYS, bort Universe, eceive Drinks, moke joint Eternal nothingness is ok if you're dressed for it Error! recipe not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Error: Tagline out of paper Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1N00034 Date: 01/18/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:30am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Ethics change with technology. - L. Niven Especially uninvited. - Wakko Error: User posted off-topic. Drag out in street and shoo Error opening CLINTON.LIE. Run LIMABUGH.BAT! Ethics? Oh, I sold 'em to the highest bidder Error! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated MOUSE driver Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue Error: A)bort, R)etry, Fail, or Ignore? Ethan: National Security is not an acceptable answer Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/y) Error reading sex drive, (A)bort (R)etry (L)ick it Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo Error loading GOD.com bort or nzip BIGBANG.zip? Eva, can I stab bats in a cave? Error loading REALITY.SYS, install TREK.SYS? ? Essay: Describe the universe in 500 words or less and name 2 examples Et cetera, et cetera! Ad infinitum, ad astra Eskimos are God's frozen people Error: reading POP-TART in drive A: delete kids? [y/n] Error saving TELLUS. (D)estroy (R)eset (N)uke Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo, isn't it? Error: File not found. Where did you last leave it? Error propagates faster than truth Error in REALITY.SYS, Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP? Error: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y) Error: BEER.CAN not found. System Halted Error reading user's mind (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ntuit Error in REALITY.SYS, Run FANTASY.COM (Y,n) Error: Keyboard not found... Using Joystick instead Error:001 Windows loaded. System in danger Eternity is two people and a ham -- Dorothy Parker Error! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated MOUSE driver Especially uninvited. - Wakko Warner Especially since it leave out Pink Fraud and their attempts. Error: ALLWORK.EXE -- Jack is dull boy Error mounting brain: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore Error! DOOZER.SYS not found -- Construction halted Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera Escargots? No thanks, I like fast food Eunuchs unite...You have NOTHING to lose!! Error:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full. Window Error loading DOT.SYS-- load DOTTIE.SYS instead? (Y/N) Ethn missn tapauksessa paina CapsLockia, ethn? Error/flaw/mistake/fault/failure: Thesaurus not found, located, retrieved Eureka! Archimedes as he discovered the vacuum cleaner Error: Unable to steal tagline! Etcetera, Etcetera Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster Error: unable to come up with a good error Error opening CLINTON.LIE, Run LIMBAUGH.BAT [Y/n]? Error: File not found. Fake it (Y/N)? Error: Keybored. Please do something interesting Error: Sector not found - search behind couch? (Y/N) Etiquette: Saying "No, thank you," when you want to yell, "Gimme." Esther! Tell the Mooses that `Gorgo the Smog Monster' is here!! Error recording error codes Error reading BATHROOM.KEY - Operator All Wet Erudition is a poor substitute for cognition Error! File ORG.ASM not found, Continue (Y)es (N)o? Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? Error: Run XLAX.COM to correct impacted data Essoasso: Guy who cuts through gas station to avoid the red light Error: Keyboard not attached. Press any key to continue Eternal peace, I hope she finds it. - Michael Moore Error opening Tagline file. (A)bort (R)etry (S)uicide Error: Keyboard missing. Press F1 to continue Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar! [Dies] Error in REALITY.SYS down, Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)? Error: No Keyboard: Think F1 to continue Eugene Jarvis is god of videogames, and Jeff Minter is his prophet! Error in keyboard -- Press any key continue Error loading DOT.SYS, try DOTTY.SYS? -- Dot's computer Errr, Orville, we are WHERE!? Error: Insufficient memory, add 4 megs and try again Ev'rybody's searching for something they say -Floyd Euphemism for DIARRHEA: Rectal hot chocolate Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology Error# 78 Please remove cat from Drive A: Eternity: The time between when you come, and he leaves Estuans interius ira vehementi, in amaritudine loquor me menti Error reading fixed disk. Use (H)ammer (P)istol (N)uke Eternal salvation through generic brands Error: What someone else makes when he disagrees with your output Especially the macho Mr. Wilhelmi!!!! Escaped psychic midget - small medium at large Eternity is two people and a ham -- Dorothy Parker Errors and Accidents - by Miss Takes and Miss Haps Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA Ethernet - A device for catching the Ether Bunny Error: DRIP.COM -- unable to locate NERD.OVL Error reading @N@: I)gnore, F)lame, T)witfile? Ettorre's Observation: The other line moves faster Error: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Eternity - Your choice: Smoking or Non-smoking Error reading drive Z: NOW What? Eternity: The time between when you come, and she leaves Escuse me bud Said Mr Leeeeech Can you spare a K ? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)