--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1L00001 Date: 01/13/98 From: RONNY VAN TONGELEN Time: 02:39pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagfile cleaner And with strange aeons even death may die.... Does anyone here have a decent tagfile cleaner that is able to handle pretty large tagfiles ? Mine is currently about 20 Mb.'s in size and I'd like to clean out the dupes in it. Fade out - Ronny. [Fingp. = 8F CE 4D 3B D0 2C 68 65 E3 40 EA E9 9E 85 8E DD ] [PGP-key: Put "PGP KEY" in the subjectline in your netmail to me . Id=9B8B7FA9] ... Great bouncing icebergs! - Santa --- GoldED/2 3.00.Beta2+ * Origin: were born as innocents (2:292/805.191) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1L00002 Date: 01/12/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 07:15pm \/To: SERGE CYR (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Obscure humor JO> Oh, you know me too well, Serge! Wanna go for a little JO> "bareback" horsey ride with me? JO> So, how about some "Angel" tags for my friend... SC> Well, thanks for the nice *offer* and the tags. :)) I might SC> take you up on it, I know some guys who are goin' to hate me SC> but... :)) Awww, they really should be glad for you. But if they are so selfish to want the offer for themselves, I guess they can do what my mom always said: Want in one hand and tinkle in the other--and see which fills up the fastest. :) Here's some "Bummer" tags in honor of those bummed out guys. A beautiful theory, killed by a nasty, ugly, little fact. All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. "Anything you'd like to do?" "Yes. Go into a coma." Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell. Bad day: Everyone loves your drivers license photo. Bad Day: The blood pressure cuff explodes. Bad day: The bird outside your window is a vulture. Bad day: your lover calls out the name of YOUR ex during sex. DEJAFU - The feeling that things have been this FU'ed before. Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals? Even the Garden of Eden had its Serpents. Every day above ground is a good day. Everything's back to normal. Damn! Everything's falling into place... on top of me. Five words every college grad knows..."You want fries with that?" Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes! Having a bad hair life... Hey, I get enough insults at job interviews! I am having an out of money experience. Everything I want is either illegal, immoral, or long distance. I drive way too fast to worry about cholestorol... I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died. I should have quit while I was not as far behind. I think I heard something hit a fan. I tried to get a life, but it was back-ordered. I try to take one day at a time but lately several have hit me at once. I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I shuffle along with the lost. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. If I die, bury me upside down so that the world can kiss my a$$! If it was raining soup...I'd have a knife & fork. It was love at first sight, but I should have taken a second look. It would just be stupid, if it wasn't so serious. Language was born from our deep inner need to complain. Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either. Life must be a highway, 'cause I feel like roadkill! Life's not passing me by, it's running me over! Look upon my works, oh ye mighty, and giggle! Looks like I'm having a "random hair day." No one can stop an earthquake....Shift Happens! Multitasking allows you to screw up many things at once. My life has Chinese music torture playing in the background. My life is sh*t, but hey, thanks for asking. Oh dear, I hope this isn't my full potential! Oh no! I forgot which friends I told the truth to! Pessimillennialism: The next 1000 years will be tough! Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks. So many toys, so little time ... Some days I feel like all I do is rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic. Some days I look my best in a thick fog. Some days I think I'm a wheel short of a unicycle. Some days it isn't worth chewing through the restraints. Some days it takes effort to just keep up with the losers. Some days it's just not worth falling out of bed. Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps. Some days it's just not worth rising from the dead. Some days Lady Luck turns and bites you on the butt. Some days no matter which way you spit, it's upwind. Some days you step in it, other days you feel like it. Some days you step in it, some days you don't. Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield. Some days you're a dog, some days you're a fire hydrant. Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $10. Sometimes I feel like I've got a guardian idiot. That was a 7.2 on the Sphincter Scale!! That would have worked if the rubber band hadn't broke! The average, healthy adult gets up at 5:30am feeling terrible. The fecal material has hit the air circulating device. The one day you have the exact fare is the day it goes up. The "Window of Opportunity" is next to the "Trapdoor of Disaster." This morning I distinctly heard snap, crackle, %&*! you. Time...just one damn thing after another... We start out wet, hungry, and naked. Your current complaint? Whenever fate gets nauseous, my life is the bucket. What? Monday again? Didn't we have that last week? When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the PATOOKAS! Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket? Winter is Nature's way of saying, Up Yours! WYME Radio - the all-manic-depressive talk show... Your lucky number has been discontinued. Your seats will be moved down the hall and into the fusion reactor. ... I was just put into the Witless Protection Program. ___--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1L00003 Date: 01/17/98 From: MIMSEY THE 909 EYED DEMON Time: 12:58am \/To: ANDREW ZIEM (Read 2 times) Subj: boo PH> Hiya, anyone here got any duckman tags? AZ> Welp. AZ> "I love... little baby ducks!" -- TV's Frank AZ> "No, that only works on ducks... Ducks... GOOD ONE! I shall DUCK!!!" AZ> "You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck!" - Arthur AZ> Just when I get my ducks in a row, some SOB shoots one. AZ> Look out for that bird! cried Tom, ducking. AZ> MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange. thanks PH> And Andrew Ziem, if you remember me, I saw KMFDM in Toronto PH> a few weeks ago, and am working on making more taglines PH> from the new album. :) AZ> Cool. I missed them in Colorado here a few weeks ago, but I finally AZ> found out what they look like when someone uploaded some JPEGs to my AZ> board. JPEGS? Was a fun show.. umm.. here's one neat line.. "Stray bullet - ready or not, I'm the illegitimate son of god" - KMFDM Oh yeah, don't mind me, changed boards, and my "real name" in the process. ... "America! Land of the lawsuit!! God bless her!!" - Steve Dallas --- Revolution, Baby! * Origin: [ Nineteen Eighty-Four ] What else is there? (1:163/579) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00000 Date: 01/15/98 From: LUKE FISCHER Time: 10:00pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Klingon Taglines Does anyone reading this echo have any Star Trek Klingon Taglines? I would like to know... :) Thanks... if you can, send them my way! -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- -=/\=- Luke Fischer Rom-Tom@Juno.com SysOp of Dragon's Lair members.aol.com/admshuni FedSimFleet JOIN! ST-FSF@Juno.com ... KlinDOS: *.* vIteq'a' (H)ISlaqH (gh)obe' (j)Ibup --- Blue Wave/TAG v2.20 [NR] * Origin: Ham-Net BBS (315)682-1824 * TAG Alpha * Node 1 (1:260/375) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00001 Date: 01/17/98 From: DIANNE ROBBINS Time: 03:22am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: tagline request I am looking for some taglines for the following: * Fried Green Tomatoes * The Princess Bride * The X-Files * Tom Waits * Broadway song lyrics * Cats: only good and nice things about them... * Peter Gabriel * Pagan or Wiccan Thanks a lot. --- GEcho 1.00 * Origin: The Encounters Louisville, KY (502) 897-2153 (1:2320/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00002 Date: 01/18/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:24am \/To: ED KOON (Read 2 times) Subj: Telnet Accessable Fidonet -=> On 01-14-98 21:44, Ed Koon said to All,<=- -=>"About Telnet Accessable Fidonet...,"<=- Ed; EK> Just a quick plug for my bbs! EK> Lost your favorite Fidonet BBS? I toss the complete Fidonet Backbone! EK> Access is Free! Access it from anywhere with Telnet! or Http in with EK> your favorite browser! I have seen your "plug" in practically every FidonNet echo I carry. I appreciate what you are trying to do, but it gets darned annoying to see it EVERYWHERE! IT IS _NOT_ WELCOME! If you want to help slow the loss of BBSs in FidoNet and elsewhere, I suggest you check into the INTBBS_WK and PROMOTE_BBS echos. From the RULES for this echo, which are posted the first of every month: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 10. Advertisements of any kind (including BBS ads) are not allowed. -And- 14. Knowingly posting off-topic messages will be considered a waiver of any possible warnings. Users who do this will lose their access to the conference with no warning. (12/1/94) 19. Comments/suggestions and or complaints are welcome as long as they are sent by netmail or E-mail. If you wish to respond, you may contact either of the moderators by the following means: The conference is moderated by Barry Blaes, 1:2630/140@fidonet.org. Internet address: btblaes@bigfoot.com. * Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Co-Moderator: Ivy Iverson, 1:154/170@fidonet.org. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I suggest that before you post similar ads in ANY echo in the future, that you obtain copies of the RULES for many echos, (available by FREQ from 1:153/752). Further posts of this kind in this echo may result in your BBS _NOT_ carrying the TAGLINES echo! I have a feeling that you will be receiving nastygrams from a LOT of Moderators for your wild post! Please join us to trade TAGLINES. 'Nuff said. Ivy Iverson SysOp: Ivy's WALL BBS FidoNet: 1:154/170 Co-Moderator, FidoNet TAGLINES echo. Yes, this is an official moderation message! ... Anger not a moderator, thou would make a silly trophy on the wall. ... Don't tease the Moderators ... We are nuclear capable! ... Member: Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! ... Modem in haste, repent at Moderator. ... Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut. ... Never anger the moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie ... WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice. ... Welcome to Wide World of Sports. Today we have Off-Topic Poster Toss... ... What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER -- > Ivy's WALL BBS - Home of Lakeshore Net <Ŀ > Co-moderator: FidoNet TAGLINES < ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00003 Date: 01/17/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 03:17pm \/To: MATTHIAS RUHE (Read 2 times) Subj: Shakespeare "A dream itself is but a shadow." -- Shakespeare "A fool's bolt is soon shot." -- Shakespeare "A hit! A most palpable hit!" -- Shakespeare "A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Shakespeare "A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Shakespeare "A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." -- Shakespeare "Angels and ministers of grace defend us!" -- Shakespeare "Aye, for a turtle as he takes a buzzard." -- Shakespeare "Aye, that way goes the game." -- Shakespeare "Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold." -- Shakespeare "Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man." -- Shakespeare "Beware the Ides of March." -- Shakespeare "By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes." "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- Shakespeare "Damnable iteration...able to corrupt a saint." -- Shakespeare "Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths." -- Shakespeare "Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark." "Hamlet, thou art slain." -- Shakespeare "He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous." -- Shakespeare "He wears the rose of youth upon him." -- Shakespeare "Her silence flouts me, and I'll be revenged." -- Shakespeare "Horribly stuffed with epithets of war." -- Shakespeare "How hard it is for women to keep counsel!" -- Shakespeare "How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!" -- Shakespeare "How prove you that, in the great heap of your knowledge?" "I am a right maid for my cowardice." -- Shakespeare "I am amazed and know not what to say." -- Shakespeare "I am but mad north-northwest." -- Shakespeare "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him." -- Shakespeare "I was born to speak all mirth and no matter." -- Shakespeare "I was never curst, I have no gift at all in shrewishness." "If I be waspish, best beware my sting." -- Shakespeare "If that be jest, then all the rest was so." -- Shakespeare "If we offend, it is with our goodwill." -- Shakespeare "If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended." "If you will jest with me, know my aspect." -- Shakespeare "In time we hate that which we often fear." -- Shakespeare "It cannot but make the judicious grieve." -- Shakespeare "Let me not to the joining of two minds admit impediments..." "Lord, what fools these mortals be !" -- Shakespeare "Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks..." "Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds..." "Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind." -- Shakespeare "Mischief, thou art afoot, take thou what thou wilt." "Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." -- Shakespeare "My love thou art, my love I think." -- Shakespeare "Never did mockers waste more idle breath." -- Shakespeare "No evil lost is wailed when it is gone." -- Shakespeare "No medicine in the world can do thee good..." -- Shakespeare "Oh night, which ever art when day is not!" -- Shakespeare "Oh, for a horse with wings." -- Shakespeare "Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!" -- Shakespeare "Rest, rest, perturbed spirit !" -- Shakespeare "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead." -- Shakespeare "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." -- Shakespeare "Swift as a shadow, short as any dream." -- Shakespeare "That is the true beginning of our end." -- Shakespeare "That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once." "The Ides of March are come." "Aye, Caesar, but not gone." "The ears are senseless that should give us hearing." "The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense." "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." -- Shakespeare "The very ice of chastity is in them." -- Shakespeare "The wheel is come full circle." -- Shakespeare "Then is Doomsday near." -- Shakespeare "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio..." "This grief is crowned with consolation." -- Shakespeare "This lion is a very fox for his valor." -- Shakespeare "Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of." -- Shakespeare "Thou whoreson Z! Thou unnecessary letter!" -- Shakespeare "Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." "Thus men may grow wiser every day." -- Shakespeare "Tis brief, my lord. As a woman's love." -- Shakespeare "Use every man after his desert and who shall escape whipping?" "We must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us." "We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart." -- Shakespeare "Well said. That was laid on with a trowel." -- Shakespeare "When Caesar says `Do this' it is performed." -- Shakespeare "When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw." "Where the bee sucks, there suck I." -- Shakespeare "Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?" -- Shakespeare "You come most carefully upon your hour." -- Shakespeare A light heart lives long. Asleep, my love? What, dead, my dove? * Shakespeare How can it be? Oh dainty duck! Oh dear! * Shakespeare How low am I, thou painted maypole? Speak - How low am I? * Shakespeare I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight. * Shakespeare Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead. * Shakespeare No, @FN@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor! No, @TOFIRST@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor! O Fates, come, come, cut thread and thrum. * Shakespeare O slow winged turtle! Shall a buzzard take thee? * Shakespeare Oh, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall! * Shakespeare Oh, wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful! * Shakespeare Quail, crush, conclude, and quell. * Shakespeare This man, with lime and roughcast doth, represent Wall. * Shakespeare Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh. * Shakespeare Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing. * Shakespeare Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in his work? You shall see, it will fall pat as I told you. * Shakespeare "A dream itself is but a shadow." -- Shakespeare "A fool's bolt is soon shot." -- Shakespeare "A hit! A most palpable hit!" -- Shakespeare "A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Shakespeare "A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Hamlet "Angels and ministers of grace defend us!" -- Shakespeare "A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." -- Shakespeare "Aye, for a turtle as he takes a buzzard." -- Shakespeare "Aye, that way goes the game." -- Shakespeare "Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold." -- Shakespeare "Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man." -- Shakespeare "Beware the Ides of March." -- Shakespeare "By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes." "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" -- Shakespeare "Damnable iteration...able to corrupt a saint." -- Shakespeare "Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths." -- Shakespeare "Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes." -- Hero "Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark." "Hamlet is incredibly cruel to Ophelia." -- Mel Gibson "Hamlet, thou art slain." -- Laertes "Hath no man's dagger here a point for me?" -- Leonato "Her silence flouts me, and I'll be revenged." -- Shakespeare "He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous." -- Shakespeare "He wears the rose of youth upon him." -- Shakespeare "Horribly stuffed with epithets of war." -- Shakespeare "How hard it is for women to keep counsel!" -- Shakespeare "How long will a man lie in space ere he rot?" -- Hamlet "How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!" -- Shakespeare "How prove you that, in the great heap of your knowledge?" "I am amazed and know not what to say." -- Shakespeare "I am a right maid for my cowardice." -- Shakespeare "I am but mad north-northwest." -- Shakespeare "I am sure he is in the fleet. I would he had boarded me." "I cannot be a man by wishing; I will die a woman, grieving." "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him." -- Shakespeare "If I be waspish, best beware my sting." -- Shakespeare "If that be jest, then all the rest was so." -- Shakespeare "If we offend, it is with our goodwill." -- Shakespeare "If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended." "If you will jest with me, know my aspect." -- Shakespeare "I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight." "In time we hate that which we often fear." -- Shakespeare "It cannot but make the judicious grieve." -- Shakespeare "I was born to speak all mirth and no matter." -- Shakespeare "I was never curst, I have no gift at all in shrewishness." "Let me not to the joining of two minds admit impediments..." "Lord, what fools these mortals be !" -- Shakespeare "Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks..." "Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds..." "Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind." -- Shakespeare "Mischief, thou art afoot, take thou what thou wilt." "Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." -- Shakespeare "My love thou art, my love I think." -- Shakespeare "Never did mockers waste more idle breath." -- Shakespeare "No evil lost is wailed when it is gone." -- Shakespeare "No medicine in the world can do thee good..." -- Shakespeare "Oh, for a horse with wings." -- Shakespeare "Oh night, which ever art when day is not!" -- Shakespeare "Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!" -- Shakespeare "Or bends with the remover to remove." -- Shakespeare "Rest, rest, perturbed spirit !" -- Shakespeare "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead." -- Shakespeare "She speaks *poniards!* And every word *stabs*!" -- Benedict "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." -- Shakespeare "Speak, Count... 'tis your cue." -- Beatrice "Swift as a shadow, short as any dream." -- Shakespeare "Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on to venge me as I may..." "That is the true beginning of our end." -- Shakespeare "That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once." "The Ides of March are come." "Aye, Caesar, but not gone." "The ears are senseless that should give us hearing." "The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense." "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." -- Hamlet "Then is Doomsday near." -- Shakespeare "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio..." -- Hamlet "The very ice of chastity is in them." -- Shakespeare "The wheel is come full circle." -- Shakespeare "This can be no trick!" -- Benedict "Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of." -- Shakespeare "This grief is crowned with consolation." -- Shakespeare "This lion is a very fox for his valor." -- Shakespeare "Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably." -- Benedict "Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." -- Hamlet "Thus men may grow wiser every day." -- Shakespeare "Tis brief, my lord. As a woman's love." -- Shakespeare "Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh." "Were I a man I would eat his heart in the marketplace!" "Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing." "Well said. That was laid on with a trowel." -- Shakespeare "We must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us." "Were I a man I would eat his heart in the marketplace!" "What treasure, uncle?" "Tennis balls, my lord." "What, will you tear impatient answers from my gentle tongue?" "When Caesar says `Do this' it is performed." -- Shakespeare "When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw." "Where the bee sucks, there suck I." -- Shakespeare "Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?" -- Shakespeare "You come most carefully upon your hour." -- Shakespeare Is that a forest approaching the castle? Shakespeare communicates at 1600 Bard. Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in his work? "You speak an infinite deal of nothing." -- Shakespeare "What folly I commit, I dedicate to you." -- Shakespeare ... Adventure is someone else, far away, having a hell of a bad time. --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00004 Date: 01/17/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 03:17pm \/To: MATTHIAS RUHE (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagspeare "A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Tagspeare "A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience." -- Tagspeare "Taglines provoketh thieves sooner than gold." -- Tagspeare "Damnable tagline...able to corrupt a saint." -- Tagspeare "Horribly stuffed with taglines of war." -- Tagspeare "How many fond fools serve mad taglines!" -- Tagspeare "If we offend, it is with our taglines." -- Tagspeare "If you will jest with me, know my taglines." -- Tagspeare "Misery acquaints a man with strange taglines." -- Tagspeare "No tagline in the world can do thee good..." -- Tagspeare "Rest, rest, perturbed tagline !" -- Tagspeare From: Stephanie Lynch (Arwen) A dream itself is but a tagline. -- Tagspeare A tagline! A most palpable tagline! -- Tagspeare A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. W. Tagspeare And who can sever love from taglines? Wm. Tagspeare Angels and ministers of tagline defend us! -- Tagspeare Away with him! Away with him! He speaks Taglinese. -- Tagspeare Brevity is the soul of taglines. Tagspeare, Hamlet Cry Havoc! And let slip the taglines of war... W. Tagspeare He says a thousand pleasant taglines, but never 'Adieu.' -- Tagspeare He's a tried and valiant soldier. So is my tagline. -- Tagspeare Hell is empty, and all the taglines are here. -- Tagspeare I am but tagline mad north-northwest. -- Tagspeare I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare I must be cruel, only to be taglined. Tagspeare, Hamlet I throw thy name against the bruising taglines. -- Tagspeare I was born to speak all taglines,mirth and no matter. -- Tagspeare Lord, what fools these tagliners be ! -- Tagspeare My tagline's cousin's a fool, and thou art another. -- Tagspeare Never did tagliners waste more idle breath. -- Tagspeare Oh night, which ever art when day is not taglined! -- Tagspeare Pardon me, sir, you're bad tagline entertainment. W. Tagspeare Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead and taglined. -- Tagspeare Swift as a shadow, short as any tagline. -- Tagspeare There's no more valour in you than in a wild tagline! -- Tagspeare Thou whoreson Z! Thou unnecessary tagline! -- Tagspeare Though this tagline be madness,yet there is method in't. Tagspeare Thy taglines are useless, boiled within thy skull! -- Tagspeare To die by taglines were but to die in jest. -- Tagspeare What tagline I commit, I dedicate to you. -- Tagspeare You speak an infinite deal of taglines.-- Tagspeare I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a tagline by daylight. --Tagspeare ... "To hide a feeling is to increase its force a thousand times." Caine --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00005 Date: 01/17/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 05:48pm \/To: LUKE FISCHER (Read 2 times) Subj: Klingon Taglines -=>Quoting Luke Fischer to All<=- LF> Does anyone reading this echo have any Star Trek Klingon Taglines? LF> ... KlinDOS: *.* vIteq'a' (H)ISlaqH (gh)obe' (j)Ibup Deghmey? Deghmey DIghajnISbe' maH jay'! - Klingon Probverb (Badges? *WE* don't need any #$%&in' badges!) KlinDOS De' vItu'be': yI(b)up yI(n)ejqa' yI(l)uj (Data Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail) KlinDOS: *.* vIteq'a' (H)ISlaqH (gh)obe' (j)Ibup (Remove *.*? (Y)es (N)o (Q)uit) ________________________________________ "A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone."-Worf "A phaser is the universal communicator." - Worf "And it is WORF, madam, not 'WOOF!" - Worf to Lwaxana "Captain, I didn't know Human women were so fragile." -- Worf "Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons." "Do you know any Klingon opera?" - Worf "Finally!" - Worf "Fine, fine... Have your Klingon servant get some chairs!" "Fine. It makes no difference." -- Kang "Go to her door and beg like a human." -- Worf "Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history." -- Worf "How can I prove to you I'm mortal?" - Q "DIE!" - Worf "I *>HATE<* questionaires." - Worf "I DO NOT...I do not yell." - Worf "I am a warrior, not a interior decorator!" -- Worf "I am not... easy... to get along with." -- Worf "I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you." -- Worf "I don't bite. Well, that's wrong; I do bite." - K'Ehleyr "I have never killed anyone at the dinner table." -- K'ern "I tell you now, you will not be part of the quest." -- Kang "I want them taken alive. No disintegrations!" -- Kruge "If winning is not important, why keep score?" - Worf "In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf "In space, all warriors are cold warriors." -- Chang "It is a good day to die." - Kor "It was more like fighting Klingons...no offense."-Riker "Klingon justice is a unique point of view." - Sarek "Klingon men read love poetry...and duck a lot." - Worf "Klingons appreciate strong women!" - Worf "Klingons choose their friends very carefully." - Guinan "Less talk. More synthehol." -- Worf "May Kahless guide us on this day of vengence." -- Kang "NO!!! For battle come to *ME*!!!" - Worf "Not even a bite on the cheek for old time's sake?" -- K'eylahr "Only a fool fights in a burning house." -- Kang "Perhaps... it is a good day to live." -- Kang "Swimming is too much like... bathing." -- Worf "The Borg have neither honor nor courage." - Worf "There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly." -- Troi "This is a mistake! Kang must not have known!" - Koloth "This is more...Klingon stuff, isn't it?" - Alexander "Too bad. It would have been glorious." -- Kor "We have unwelcome visitors, sir." - Worf "Worf. The big guy that never smiles." - Beverly "You are no one's godfather." - Koloth to Dax "You may impress me." - Worf "Your blood will paint the way to the future." -- Gowron Can you yell "yIHmey!" in a crowded Klingon restaurant? He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again. I have never killed anyone at the dinner table. - K'ern Join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team. KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time. Klingon Adaptaion of Earth Sport: Full-contact golf. Klingon Apology: A good right hook. Klingon Prompt: Strike any user when ready. Klingon adaptaion of Earth sport: Full-contact golf. Klingon standup comic: "LAUGH! NOW!!!" New Klingon Horror Flick: Edward Batlh'ethHands. Qagh is best when served live. Radio KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time. Steel Belted Trojans! For the *active* Klingon male! Suicidal Person: "Hey there, bumpy-headed Klingon dude!" There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly - Troi Which is better: Vulcan Humor or Klingon Opera? bel wIghahtaH'a' (Are we having fun?) jIQub vaj jIwuQ (I think, therefore I have a headache) ... Will someone please explain this conversation to me? -- Bashir --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1M00006 Date: 01/17/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 11:07pm \/To: LUKE FISCHER (Read 2 times) Subj: Klingon Taglines LF-=>Does anyone reading this echo have any Star Trek Klingon Taglines?  "Klingon Rights, Parasites, New Heights, Phaser Fights."   "There's Klingons on the starboard side..."   A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we...  .  Klingon bastards killed my son, do-dah, do-dah  "A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." Worf "Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon." Odo "Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not." Worf "Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon that's hard." Scotty "I am a Klingon, sir. I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!" "It was more like fighting Klingons... no offense." Riker "Klingon justice is a unique point of view." Sarek "Only a fool fights in a burning house." - Kang the Klingon "So you compromise; you listen to Klingon opera." Odo "There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for `jolly'." - Troi "We Klingons have a reputation for ruthlessness." Kor * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble. A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion. A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*? A Klingon's mother wears combat boots. A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we . A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away! Be braver - join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team. Blonde Klingons: because it was a good day to dye. CAUTION! Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station! Confusion: [n] Donald Duck speaking Klingon. Do you think Scottish food resembles Klingon food? Do you understanding Klingon? Food for Thought: Would Steven Segal make a good Klingon? GRADUATE: Klingon Warrior Academy. Have you ever felt the urge to learn the Klingon language? He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again. Help! I'm being held by an Klingon Female Action Figure! If you've ever seen Klingon food you know why they are so grouchy. It's an ancient Klingon ritual for courage. Trust me. Klingon Adaptaion of Earth Sport: Full-contact golf. Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*! Klingon philosophy: Do unto others. (Period!) Klingon Porno Flick: A _good_ martial arts movie. Klingon Safe Sex: NO BLADED WEAPONS! Klingon Starship: 7C 2164 Matara Klingon Starship: 7C 3051 Asgarth Klingon Starship: 7C 3625 Kroll Klingon Starship: 7C 4530 Pak't Marr Klingon Starship: 7C 4572 K'tara [Class] Bird of Prey scout Klingon Starship: 7C 5016 Q'var Klingon Starship: 7C 5883 Krugg Klingon Starship: 7C 5907 Rustarr Klingon Starship: KL 02 Amak Klingon Starship: KL 02529 Klolode [Class] (Destruction) battlecruiser Klingon Starship: KL 05431 Kivord (Tumultuous) [K't'Inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 08405 Kahless (The Merciless One) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 08422 Gortuk (Furious) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 09893 Skelpf (Battle) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 10097 Atropos (Invincible) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 1017 Hakkarl (Vanguard) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 1018 Tazhat [Bird Of Prey scout] Klingon Starship: KL 11805 Arakkab (Indignant) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 12550 Qrish (The Lion Of Kazh) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 14 Kj'khrry Klingon Starship: KL 14523 Raga (Passion) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 15474 Uu'wa (Beware) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 17674 Ykir (Usurper) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 17767 Kenek (The Ruler Of Many) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 23523 ? [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 26803 ? [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 31060 Makita (Executioner) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 32533 Jurakte (Assassin) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 35635 ? [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 40200 Losu (Cold) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 42481 ? [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 49329 Sharug (Fire Wind) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 55 Kytin Klingon Starship: KL 61196 Taku' (Ice Wind) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 63573 Thanatos (Vengeance) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 63606 Raatid (Anger) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 65481 Malig (Terror) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 66 Enekti Klingon Starship: KL 66065 Lachesis (Havoc) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 67348 Make' (Death) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 68953 Klathas (Pestilence) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 69916 Nawrya (Success) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 73742 Seertel (Determination) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 73796 Tor'stog (Deviser) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 74350 Menhaden (King) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 74717 Tuer (Murderous One) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 762 Quapla [Class] (Success) strike cruiser Klingon Starship: KL 763 Targ [Qapla class] Klingon Starship: KL 77356 (Alliance) [Empire class] Klingon Starship: KL 782 Okuv Klingon Starship: KL 78991 (Revenge) [Empire class] Klingon Starship: KL 78992 (Vengance) [Empire class] Klingon Starship: KL 78998 (Destroyer) [Empire class] Klingon Starship: KL 79321 (Punisher) [Empire class] Klingon Starship: KL 79622 (Imperial) [Empire class] Klingon Starship: KL 8 Kaza Klingon Starship: KL 80124 Mejab (Thief) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 80336 Kor'sachem (Warrior Chief)[K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 818 Ekkava Klingon Starship: KL 81949 Sakar (Good Hunting) [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 83452 Eelst (Hunter) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 85269 Tabor (Powerful) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 88685 Ehhak (Venomous) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 91499 Drell (Mighty Flying Lizard) Klingon Starship: KL 94 Tukab Klingon Starship: KL 94557 ? [K'teremny class] Klingon Starship: KL 94598 Sabog (Fire Breathing Lizard) Klingon Starship: KL 96 Menekku Klingon Starship: KL 98520 Amar (Revenge) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 99019 Hakask (Horrendous) [Klolode class] Klingon Starship: KL 99594 Ekru (Fire) [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 99634 K't'inga (Great Powerful Conqueror) Klingon Starship: KL 99817 ? [K't'inga class] Klingon Starship: KL 99970 Klothos (Carnage) [Klolode class] Klingons don't eat quiche unless they also eat the pan. Klingons, and Binars, and Borg, oh my! My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian ridged... New Klingon horror flick: Edward Batlh'ethHands. Perhaps this situation requires a more Klingon response. Real Klingons do NOT eat Gagh quiche! Redneck Trekker: Klingons think they're crude and rude. Some humans have a short fuse. Klingons have NO fuse. Star Trek Excuse: Klingons increasing aggressions. Terror: A female Klingon with PMS! USS Enterprise Bumper sticker Trigger happy Klingon at tactical. WARNING! Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health! WARNING! We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical. When you're not reading it, this tagline is in Klingonese. WheRe Did KLiNgonS leArn tO CapItaLize? Which is better: Vulcan Humor or Klingon Opera? Why are there bumps on Klingon foreheads? Low hatchways. Why was Worf stuck to the ceiling? Static Klingon! ... Don't say during sex: "A little rug burn never hurt anyone!" --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102)