--------------------------------------------------- ENGINEERS do it to a first order approximation EB: "Am I that charming and beautiful?" JS: "No, you're not." E-mail: When it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light EGA: Extinct Graphics Adaptor. A white elephant in 16 colors ELVIS IS DEAD - BRING BACK THE MINUTEMAN! * EEEEWWWW DooNutt! (Homer) END: Erase Neighbor's Data ERROR #0014: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs EC: Eat Card E-mail returned due to insufficient voltage E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the heck off my Foot' ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts ERROR #0040: This program will crash right before you win E.F.I.: Extra Fucking Insurance ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!...On the next Oprah! EMIF: Erase Most Important File ENDIFF, why not the others - can you explain further? ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with large capacities EDP: Emulate Debugged Program EDLIN: An exercise in futility EN Oxymoron: Peace force ECF: Explode and Catch Fire EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh ECCLESIASTES 9:5-10 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH....TORONTO EHpl ! Imat arppdei sndi eht eED-C20 E-dollars in Cyberspace is what the Peso is in Mexico ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in for it ELITISTS only do it with the best EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe. 1. Inhale. 2. Exhale EMAIL Stamps (Tear at perforation):...email...email...email...email...email ECONOMISTS do it with an atomistic competitor ELECTRICAL EDUCATION MAJORS teach it by example E=mc*? Very good, Albert. Next time show your work E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! EMPC: EMulate Pocket Calculator EARTH - Mostly Harmless E is quoted exactly as I recieved it ELVES do it in fairy rings E charis tou kuriou Iesou meta pantone EMACS: "Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping" E=mc. Nice job, @TOFIRST@, now show your work ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity EOF,L : End Of Files, Leeeeeeeech! EEEEK! The dreaded "not-awake-yet high-ascii excuse!" EGAD! IS THAT YOUR BRAIN?!? -The Tick EMT's-"Masters of Disasters!!" ER Hello ELMYRA! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot EARTH: (Original Guide entry) Mostly hamless ENJOY LIFE!!..LIFE IS SHORT...DON'T WASTE it!!! ELVIS HAS LEFT THE MAUSOLEUM EB: Am I that charming and beautiful? JS: No, you're not ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N) ENF: Emit Noxious Fumes EPCOT: Extremely Profitable Corporation Of Today EE CUMMINGS does it with ease E is for Edible udies! E-Bubba Virus: loss of credibility caused by Clinton contact. (Rush) ELVIS sighted...on Quantum Leap E = mc 2 dB EPISIOTOMY---Cutting a wide birth ELECTRICIANS do it just to plug it in ERROR #0015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door E-Mailing frequencies are open Captain ENDLESS LOOP: (noun) see "endless loop" ENQ? he said. ACK! she replied lovingly ECOLOGICALLY CORRECT MESSAGE SEEN ON RECYCLED PHOSPHORUS E sednes mi na Stojka ! :)) EMIGRATING : New Zealand's military strategy to conquer Australia E who dies with the most toys is dead E=Mc^5...nahhh....E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the heck with it EM: Evacuate Memory EPSW: Execute Program Status Word ELMYRA.DUF found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils ERROR # 56: Nut loose on keyboard E = mc2 + 2 dB ELECTRICIANS do it with spark EFD: Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack EDEN: Consuming, as in "I'm Eden dinner right now." EMBARASSMENT: Shooting the puck in your own net ERROR #0132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance ELVIS was last seen dead, thats right dead EIB = Excrement In Broadcasting ENTOMOLOGISTS do it with insects EPA: Every Permit Approved ... Each Polluter Applauded ED dates back to 1973 and CP/M (QDOS aka DOS 1.0 was hacked from) ERECTION....Japanese voting process E pluribus UART ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts ERROR #0110: TIT.COM | TAT.DAT NOT FOUND. DATAFILE EXCHANGE ABORTED ECHO mail: lost in a time warp again EOG: I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse ENGINEERS do it in Mudd E=mc^2 Very good, Albert. Next time show your work EMail replies to nate.lipsen@execnet.com ELECTRICIANS do it with 'no shorts' EATING OUT...........................Going to Burger King --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1H00006 Date: 01/12/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 11:40pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- EAT LARD ERROR #0053: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working ECHO 'Hello... Hello... Hello...' E pericoloso sporgersi. For Windows users only EPA code: confiscate, investigate, coverup EMT's keep it pumping E2EG Ear to Ear Grin EL 'AANLLGOO 'AHOOT'E --The X-Files ENGLISH MAJORS do it with an accent EMail : sequeira#telepac.pt OR nsequeira@esoterica.com EDLINUTL.ZIP 7K Utility that make EDLIN seem like Wordperfect! EIO: Execute Invalid Op-code EOG: Don't leave yet -- There's a demon around that corner! EPL: Emulate Phone Line EMPEROR Brain! - Brain ENVIRONMENTAL RESOURCES FOR HAWAII ALOHA ME KE PUMEHANA E Unibus Plurum. Al Gore, Vice President ASU EIB: Even Irritates Barney! E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech E=mc^2 means I'm 5.9 X 10^20 precious joules EMBARASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open. Error E=C^2 (Echosia = Chocolate^2, the m is just a fudge factor) EPCOT: Experimental Polyester Costumes Of Tomorrow ERROR #0521: KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver EOG: Are you sure you want to quit this great game? E Pluribus Modem EAF Encounter At Farpoint EAL: Enable AC to Logic rack ENOUGH! Grab that ammo can, we're climbing up the tower EFE: Emulate Fatal Error ECHO mail: the Internet's answer to snail mail ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts EL DUB CITY and RETCON 1 COMICS are tm and (c) 1995 Jim Murdoch EINSTEIN called---said relatively little EPITS: Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip EMACS: Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller ENGLISH MAJORS do it with style EDLIN: proof that programmers have a sense of humor ENGINEERS do it in practice EFT not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (d)rink heavily ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that! - Richard Picardo EGO: Easing God Out. (Share July 91) EACH: A minor irritation that causes scratching ELIZABETH ROSS - Heavens, Betsy Too! ENO: Emulate No-Op ENOUGH! THIS ENDS! NOW! - G'Kar EB: "Cashmere?" JS: "No, Gortex; it's new." EBRS: Emit Burnt Resistor Smell E=mc^2? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work EAT SHIT! 10,000,000 flies can't be wrong! EARTH: Like a tiny grain of sand, but much, much heavier; A solid substance much desired by the seasick EFBI: Emulate Five-volt Battery Intermittently EKirk: nsgin Expendable, step on that rock! ELBOW MAN - Tom's super hero E = mc2 * 3d6 - nukes in AD&D ERROR #0069: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SIMILAR) ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it E=mc Ecstasy = mouth-work times the speed of cum squared EAST COAST UNIVERSITIES: CORA NELL(l) EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that ENGLISH MAJORS do it with books EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!! EOS: Erase Operating System EIB: America's most popular way to waste time! E=Mc^5...nahhh...E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the hell with it E, a jel' znas da piratske kasete kvare uredjaje EDIT works well for quickies EA: Enable Anything EDWARD ESTLIN CUMMINGS - r.i.p ERIC: Eject Random Integrated Circuit EMPLOYERS do it to employees EOG: Go ahead and leave. See if I care ERROR #0006: Bad or Missing SysOp. "Hey, everybody...FREE files here!" EBCDIC Erase, Back up, Chew Disk, Ignite Card ENILGAT SDRAWKCAB EMS: Extra Mental Strain EIO: Erase I/O page ELEPHANT: a mouse built to government specs ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with super position E cola...Outbreak of the Pepsi Wars EBR: Erase Before Reading E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage ECHO ECho Echo echo E=mc? Very good, Albert. But next time, show your working ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here! E-mail: Burn a wire, not a tree EEG: Electroencephalogram, EKG: Electrocardiogram, EGG: Breakfast food EDS: Execute Data Segment EPCOT: Employee Paychecks Come On Thursday EP: Execute Programmer EMPTY TAG - Just dumped the trash! ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared EIB Network : Hitler would have loved it ! E=mc? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work EMW: Emulate Maytag Washer EMS + DLS = TLA EGGORY: (n) The part of the fridge that holds the eggs ERROR #0008: REALITY.SYS bort etry oad ANIMANIACS.SYS? EMAILERS do it between headers E)specially I)nsentient B)ribery --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1H00007 Date: 01/12/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 11:41pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- ENEMY: Anyone who tells the truth about you EFT, you don't know who stole what EIB: The inoculation against collectivist liberalism EMILY POST Mortem E-mail: When it absolutly has to get lost at the speed of light E's not the messiah! E's my son! Is name is BRYAN! Now piss off! EALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? Y/N/Q EB: She's never made love to a man in her life! CK: I'm Kramer! ENTER! -- Worf ED dates back to 1973 and CP/M (which QDOS aka DOS 1.0 was hacked from) ERRATA: Tagline should read "erratum" ERROR #0345: at 2dh bort etry urse me out? EMS: Enhanced Money Scam ED: Execute Data E=mc2? Very good, Albert. Next time show your homework EIGHT NINE NINE SEVEN EIGHT THREE NINE EPS: Execute Program Sideways EPROM: the portion of ROM that contains the eep sound EMSL: Evil Mad Scientist Laugh E-9? You sank my Bird of Prey! -- Worf ERM: Erase Reserved Memory E=mc? Very good, Albert. Next time show your homework E=MC^2 -- Very Good Albert, Next Time Show The Working EL CIIIID!!! ERROR #0069: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS ED: Eject Disk E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK) E-mail - oni@fof.coracle.co^4...nah...E=MC^3...ah the hec with it E is for Esoteric, an order maligned ENGINEERS do it at calculated angles EGOSURFING: Scanning the net looking for the mention of your name EDDIE! CLEAN UP THIS CRUD!!! E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot' ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it ERROR #0000: Call Microsoft Customer Service. We can use a laugh EAT MY SHORTS EMBARRASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open E-mail doesn't exist: the sysadmin types all this in! ERROR ! Dirty fingers on keyboard ! ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow EDGAR ALLEN POE did it with the pit and the pendulum EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK? - Two-Eyed Jack EIB: Excrement In Broadcasting ENDLESS LOOP, INFINITE LOOP, LOCKUP: See loop, endless E-SCREEN v3.01 | Esteve Valent | 2:343/106.11 ECONOMISTS do it on demand E-Mail returned due to insufficient voltage ECONOMISTS do it cyclically EFD: Eject Floppy Disk EHC: Emulate Headless Chicken E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK) E ae Jesu dominae, E-Mail excuse: No one finds my mine fields humorous ENG: ENable Gravity EMBARRASSMENT: Shooting the puck in your own net ERROR #0002: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in danger now EDLIN : Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance EPCOT: (Experimental Prototype Community Of Tommorow) ECHO mail: when you care enough to net the very best ELECTRICIANS do it with a charge! E burres stigano. --Ron Nasty EPP: Eject Printer Paper ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe E=mc ? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work ED for being too explicit ECHO mail: when it absolutely must get there, some time EMBARASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open ELIZABETH TAYLOR HILTON WILDING TODD FISHER BURTON WARNER FORTENSK ELMER EROPS - Engines Running Or Passengers Swimming EBO: Emulate Brown-Out EAT OR BE EATEN - Dinosaur Board Game EQUESTRIANS do it in leather ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it on an impulse ECHOnetics; The power of electronic brain control EDLIN: The computer world's version of mud-and-stylus writing E)asily D)eleted, L)ousy, I)ncompitent N)uisance ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency ERROR #0006: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas EB: "She's never made love to a man in her life!" CK: "I'm Kramer!" ENGINEERS do it precisely EDIT: Erase Data and Increment Time EB: "Fabulous. University education: you can't beat it." -BA EARTH Inc.: Bankruptcy sale! Liquidating all assets. Contact managers EAST COAST WEST COAST ECL: Early Care Lace EOB: Execute Operator and Branch EAC: Emulate Acoustic Coupler ERDA Law of Procurement: Never use lead when gold will do EOI: Explode On Interrupt ECO: Electrocute Computer Operator EO: Electrocute Operator E-Mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage EMS: happens just before PMS ENA: ENable Anything E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! EMBRYO - A new acorn on the family tree EMACS: - Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift EMT's - the bondage experts EDLIN: on the cutting edge of software evolution E-Mail: steve.stefany@neteast.com or Fido mail:1:109/459 EMSE: Edit and Mark Something Else --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1H00008 Date: 01/12/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 11:52pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] EUGENE TANG could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel ESCOM - Extreem Slecht & Curieus Opgebouwde Machines EXTREME OPTIMISM: A Yugo in Montana with a radar detector ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat logitech mouse (Y/n)? ERROR: Copmputer possessed. Load Exor.sys? (y/n) EXPLODING .QWK PACKET LIFESUPPORT SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline ERROR 301 Keyboard Not found: Press F1 to continue ERROR #1278: UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + DANCE.DAT? ERROR #32. KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? y/n ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrup ERROR 301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume ERROR: Unable open COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded ETHERNET(n):device used to catch the Ether bunny EUGH! There are mice on the table! -Arthur Dent ERROR: propagates faster than truth ERROR #2345: QWK-MAIL NOT LOCATED: PERMISSION TO BEGIN WHINE SEQUENCE? EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management ERROR - (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working ERROR: Abort, Retry, Fail, or Ignore? ERROR #1303: Power not on ESL: Exceed Speed of Light ERROR. LPT1 not found... Use backup - PENCIL & PAPER ERROR: FAILED! Press any key to resume error ERROR: D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue ERROR: LPT1: not found. Use pencil and paper ERRORS: 694 (33K) EXP: EXecute Programmer ERROR #8901: PC KEYBOARD DISCONNECTED: PRESS [ F1 ] TO RE-BOOT ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer ESTATE AGENT: A man who adds stories to the smallest bungalows ETAION SHRDLU ERROR in REALITY.SYS, (A)bort, (F)ail, (R)un FANTASY.COM? ESTONIAN: Roomsaid Joulu Phui ja Uut Aastat EXPERT: Someone who used to be a pert ERROR: Device LEGS: Not open for entry ERROR MESSAGE: Master Chris, you have run out of taglines! ERROR: blonde on keyboard gets 8 more ES...the best band in the world ever! ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot Universe ? (Y/N) ERROR 3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue: ERROR: Off topic. Commit seppuku? (Y/y) ERROR: Unable to come up with a good recipe ERROR 6F35: Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue ERROR C19657a: There are no bugs in this program! ERROR #8765 BACKUP NOT LOADED: (A)BORT (R)ETRY (P)ANIC (C)RY OUT ETPH: E. T. Phone Home ERROR 9: Disk Full Error / Formatting Drive C: to make space ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth --- reboot universe? (Y/N) ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's ERROR #2705: Programmer infected with a virus EXODUS Chapter 20: 1-17 ERROR: This message was rejected by DOS EVE'S FIRST STATEMENT TO ADAM: "W Y S I W Y G" ! EYEPIECE: Receptacle for eyelashes, mascara, and eyeliner ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN not found! USER.SYS not loaded ERROR: Out of Memory... Should I forget Something (Y,y)? ERROR #8 REALITY.SYS... bort etry oad ANIMANIACS.SYS? EVERY DAY THE WORLD TURNS OVER ON THE MAN ON TOP ERROR #178:UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + DANCE.DAT ERROR #6060: TagLines not funny. Operator taken out back and shot ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop out of control! ERROR #456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!! ERROR #8901: PC KEYBOARD DISCONNECTED: PRESS [ F1 ] TO RE-BOOT SYSTEM ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline ERROR writing to CDROM - have you ever considered what ROM actually MEANS?! ET Kahn:"With every last breath I spitt at thee!" Kirk: "Hey, stop that ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas ESAD Eat S*** And Die ERROR #0554: Caught pirating software... LOADING TAPS.MOD! ERROR 666: Clinton.sys Corrupted...Run Constitution.exe ERROR #8765 BACKUP NOT LOADED: (A)BORT (R)ETRY (P)ANIC (C)RY OUT LOUD? ERROR 999: Imposible error ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, lter Reality, un FANTASY.COM intead? EZ #345, SM #117, D #830s, SLMR #1000, MR #773, J #T08 ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new recipe ERROR: Must execute LIPS.COM before ORGASM.EXE EXCLUSIVE PICS OF RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WEDDING TO RICHARD SIMMONS! ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded! EWOKS SUCK! -- Dark Forces ERROR:Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat Logitech mouse? ERROR 351C: Please remove cat from drive A: EXTREME CAUTION! Blind Skateboarder Crossing! ETOPS: Entrees To Our Pacific Sharks ERROR Reading Tagline: (A)bort (R)etry (S)mash it to bits ESAD; Eat Sh*t And Die ERROR in REALITY.SYS, (A)lter Reality (R)un FANTASY.COM? ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps ERROR Opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot Recover COUNTRY.USA ERROR #1072: Sorry, we had lousy beta testers ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: >SMACK!< 1.C> EVERY REALITY HAS A FANTASY TO DELUDE IT! ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat mouse instead? (Y/N) EXB: EXcrement and Branch ERROR! [A]bort [R]etry [F]@#$ it! EVERYBODY thinks I'm PARANOID!! ERROR 0076: Check nut on keyboard ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that * cat?) ERUDITION(n):dust shaken out of a book into empty skull [End Tags]