--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00008 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 1 of 7... -=> On 01-09-98 01:35, Vincent Dracul said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About [2/2] It aint dead ye...,"<=- Hi, Vincent; II> Hoch yuchlIj HInob. (Give me all your chocolate!) VD> Klingon? You speak Klingon? VD> Shemhamforash, Nope, not a grunt... er...word. That's just a tagline that I adopted somewhere. I think my primary Co-SysOp knows a few words of it, but not I. Sorry. Catch you later... Happy Tagging. Ivy I don't even have a list of Trektags... Have some tribbles... :-} "I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a tribble?..." * <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks * <- Tribble "p <- Tribble listening to rock music * <- Tribble "p <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble ' <- after the wash cycle * <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll * <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing * <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying * <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut * <- Tribble .*/ <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble * <- Tribble 0 <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up * <- Tribble e <- Baby Tribble with bottle * <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble MM- - - - - - <- Tribble-kabob * <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble. * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger * <- Tribble ^"^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven * <-- Tribble &* <-- Tribble spinning lariat * <-- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits * <-- Tribble *! <-- Tribble playing baseball * <-- Tribble -*- <-- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body * <-- Tribble -*-*-*-* <-- Tribble kabob * <-- Tribble . <-- wet Tribble * <-- Tribble <*> <-- Tribble with shields up * <-- Tribble = <-- Tribble after laying on RR tracks * <-- Tribble Oo*0 <-- Tribble in a line-up * <-- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble * <-- Tribble *н <-- Bullwinkle Tribble * <-- Tribble <-- dissected Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits. * * * - Tribbles _ _ _ - Tribbles Meet Godzilla * * * - Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ - Tribbles in heaven * <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy * <- Tribble >* <- Romulan tribble * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble. * <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors * <- Tribble **7 - Secret Agent Tribble * <- Tribble ^*^ - Vulcan Tribble * <- Tribble {{* <-Klingon tribble * <- Tribble !*! <- Skiing Tribble * <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes * <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper * <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble * <- Tribble _______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: Ski Jump * <- Tribble # <- Tribble after getting stuck in a waffle iron * <- Tribble # <- Tribble in transporter * <- Tribble # <- Tribble with his hair spiked * <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine * <- Tribble * <- Top view * <- Upside-Down * <- Side view * <- Tribble *! <- Tribble calling for police * <- Tribble *! <- Tribble Olympics: baseball * <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank * <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp * <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating * <- Tribble ***-A-*** <- Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. * <- Tribble ***<***********<********* <- Tribble Olympics: rowing * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone * <- Tribble *= <- The Starship Tribbleprise * <- Tribble *> - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid * <- Tribble *@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@* <- Tribble hockey * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues... * <- Tribble *______________o_____||| <- Tribble bowling * <- Tribble *}-- <- Tribble with Lance * <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics: Jousting * <- Tribble -->--*-- <- Tribble after a sword fight * <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a haircut * <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ * <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LhA * <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LZH * <- Tribble . <-- Minimized Tribble * <- Tribble . <-- Tribble After A Shower. * <- Tribble <- Snake Tribble >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00009 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 2 of 7... A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... As happy as a Tribble at an All-U-Can-Eat Buffet! Del *.* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! Tribble math: * + * = ****************************** * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation Rameses Niblick III, Ker-plunk, Ker-plunk, Whoops Where's My Thribble?    <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles * <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar "Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled a tribble from his honey. "I gave them to the Klingons, sir." Scott to Kirk on tribbles "I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a tribble?..." (-*-) < Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter * <- Tribble  <- Tribble doing jumping jacks * <- Tribble "p <- Tribble listening to rock music * <- Tribble "p <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble ' <- after the wash cycle * <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll * <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing * <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying * <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble *} <- Squared tribbles * <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing * <- Tribble ,*t <- Tribble peg-leg with cane * <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut * <- Tribble .*/ <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble * <- Tribble 0 <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up * <- Tribble e <- Baby Tribble with bottle * <- Tribble h <- Tribble in cap and gown * <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble i <- Tribble after big dinner * <- Tribble i <- Tribble after Biology lab * <- Tribble j <- Tribble wearing condom * <- Tribble k <- Hare Krishna Tribble * <- Tribble m <- Tribble with a hula hoop * <- Tribble MM- - - - - - <- Tribble-kabob * <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble. * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling * <- Tribble p <- Dissected tribble * <- Tribble x <- Tribble after a close shave * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger * <- Tribble ^"^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven * <- Tribble ~< op op <- Tribbles and Rock! * <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble <- Teenage mutant ninja tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble on drugs * <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day. * <-- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <-- Tribble &* <-- Tribble spinning lariat * <-- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits * <-- Tribble *! <-- Tribble playing baseball * <-- Tribble *** <-- Menage-a-Tribble * <-- Tribble *-~ <-- Tribble after sex * <-- Tribble + <-- born again Tribble * <-- Tribble -*- <-- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body * <-- Tribble -*-*-*-* <-- Tribble kabob * <-- Tribble . <-- wet Tribble * <-- Tribble <*> <-- Tribble with shields up * <-- Tribble = <-- Tribble after laying on RR tracks * <-- Tribble Oo*0 <-- Tribble in a line-up * <-- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble * <-- Tribble *н <-- Bullwinkle Tribble * <-- Tribble <-- dissected Tribble * * * (Tribbles) i i i (Tribbles after Biology lab) * * * * * * * * * --- Tribbles 'n Bits * * * * * * * * * <- Tribble 'n Bits * * * * * * * * * TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL! * * * * * * * * * * * * * - Gentlemen there are tribbles among us! * * * * * * * ~ ~ * <- Tribble Solar System. * * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits. * * * * <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles * * * * <- Tribbles #*# #*# #*# <- After The Wash Cycle * * * - Tribbles o o o - Tribbles after hair cut! * * * - Tribbles - Cloaked tribbles * * * - Tribbles * * * - after struck by elevator door * * * - Tribbles * * * - after the wash cycle * * * - Tribbles * * * - Hari Krishna tribbles * * * - Tribbles * * * - Tribbles on drugs * * * - Tribbles *' *' *' - Tribbles with an attitud * * * - Tribbles *** - Sergeant tribble, their leader * * * - Tribbles *** *** *** - terrifying flying tribbles * * * - Tribbles . . . - Tribbles after a haircut * * * - Tribbles o o o - Bald tribbles * * * - TribbleS o o o - Tribbles after hair cut! * * * - Tribbles S S S - teenage mutant ninja tribbles * * * - Tribbles _ _ _ - after fight with Godzilla * * * - Tribbles _ _ _ - Tribbles Meet Godzilla * * * - Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ - Tribbles in heaven * * * - Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ - Tribbles in heaven. * * * <- Tribble *** <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader * * * <- Tribbles    <- Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles    <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks * * * <- Tribbles <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles <- after hairclub visit * * * <- Tribbles <- after the wash cycle * * * <- Tribbles <- Anti-tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles <- Approximates >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00010 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [3/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 3 of 7... * * * <- Tribbles <- Balding Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- dissected tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Dribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Minimized Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Scribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after a summer haircut * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after Biology lab * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles in the dark. * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles wearing condoms * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles <*> <- Sergeant tribble, their leader * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles *** <- Sergeant tribble * * * <- Tribbles . . .<-Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles <*> <- Sergeant tribble, their leader * * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut! * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after the wash cycle * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Anti-tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Bald tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- dissected tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Dribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Fish tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Fraction Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Hari Krishna tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Minimized Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- More tribbles * * * <-And more * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Scribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Snake Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after Biology lab * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after the wash * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles wearing condoms. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles *** <- Sergeant tribble, their leader * * * <- Tribbles + + + <-Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles f f f <- Anti-tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles j j j <- Tribbles wearing condoms. * * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles * * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut! * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla * * * <- Tribbles " " " <- after airclub visit * * * <- Tribbles " " " <- Bald tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles " , " <- Fraction Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles * * * <- Tribbles ' ' ' <- Tribbles after the wash cycle * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after struck by elevator door * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Anti-tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Bald tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Dribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Fish tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Fraction Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Hare Krishna Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- More tribbles * * * <-And more * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Scribbles. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- terrifying flying Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribble roadkill * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after Biology lab * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles after the wash * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles in martinis * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles Meet Bambi * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles on drugs. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles wearing condoms * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles with legs * * * <- Tribbles *' *' *' <- Tribbles with an attitude. * * * <- Tribbles ** ** ** <- Squared tribbles * * * <- Tribbles ** ** ** <- Tribbles snorkelling. * * * <- Tribbles *** *** *** <- terrifying flying tribb * * * <- Tribbles *** *** *** <-Tribbles w/ leg * * * <- Tribbles *Y *Y *Y <- Tribbles snorkelling. * * * <- Tribbles *} *} *} <- Squared tribbles * * * <- Tribbles + + + <-Tribbles on drugs. * * * <- Tribbles .*/ <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader * * * <- Tribbles 3 3 3 <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles in the dark. * * * <- Tribbles = = = <- dissected tribbles * * * <- Tribbles ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbs * * * <- Tribbles k k k <- Snake Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles l l l <- Tribbles on drugs. * * * <- Tribbles S*= S*= <- terrifying flying tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles s*r s*r s*r <-Tribbles w/ leg. * * * <- Tribbles w w w <- Scribbles. * * * <- Tribbles xxx=<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)>-< <- Tribbles meet Snake * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <-Mashed Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles ` ` ` <- Fish tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles . . .<-Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbs ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbs. * * * <-- Tribbles * <-- Sergeant Tribble, their leader * * * <-- Tribbles * * * * <-- More Tribbles * * * * * <--And more * * * <--Tribbles, Tribbles after being disected-> * * * <--Tribbles, Tribbles after getting mashed-> _ _ _ * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young. * <- A tribble . <- A wet tribble : <- 2 wet tribbles. * <- After hair club for Tribbles . <- Before hair club. * <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy * <- Good Tribble =* <- Evil Tribble >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00011 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [4/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 4 of 7... * <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! * <- Regular Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble * <- Tribbl*ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!* BOOM!!!! * <- Tribble  <- Tribble on drugs * <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble <- No Tribble at all! * <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble * <- Tribble <- Invisible Tribble * <- Tribble >* <- Romulan tribble * <- Tribble {{* <-Klingon tribble * <- Tribble - Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble <- Hero Steam engine powered Tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble with a cloaking device * <- Tribble - Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble * <- Tribble After a Close Shave * <- Tribble * <- Black Widow tribble * <- Tribble |*| <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble */\* -- Highlander Tribbles. * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble. * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble Encountering a Klingon. * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk. * <- Tribble $ -- Donald Tribble * <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens. * <- Tribble * -- TribbARRRGGGHHH! * <- Tribble * * * -- Treble. * <- Tribble * -- Tribble Disguised as an Asterisk. * <- Tribble * -- Tribble. (Side View) * <- Tribble * <- Tribble Disguised as an Asterisk. * <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors * <- Tribble **7 - Secret Agent Tribble * <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble After Sex. * <- Tribble + -- Born Again Tribble * <- Tribble - Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping. * <- Tribble -*- -- Darth Tribble in His TIE Fighter. * <- Tribble -- Stealth Tribble * <- Tribble . -- TRIBBLE.ZIP. * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig * <- Tribble . . * * <- Tribble shooting * <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary. * <- Tribble S <- teenage mutant ninja Tribble * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble with shields up * <- Tribble ^*^ - Dead Tribble * <- Tribble ^*^ - Vulcan Tribble * <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet. * <- Tribble ___ <--- Road Tribble. * <- Tribble `*' - Viking Tribble * <- Tribble ~%#{..~$= Tribble after using Windows. * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6 * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens * <- Tribble ! <- Surprised Tribble * <- Tribble ! <- Surprised Tribble * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot. * <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company * <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted Tribble * <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon * <- Tribble # <- Borg Tribble * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble # <- Tribble Waffle. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble with his hair spiked * <- Tribble # <- Tribble's head exploding * <- Tribble #*# <- Tribble looking between the shutters * <- Tribble #~ <- Electrocuted Tribble * <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs. * <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Leaving The Bank. * <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing * <- Tribble $***,***,***.** <- Floating Tribble sign * <- Tribble % <- Female Tribble * <- Tribble % <- Siamese twin baby Tribble * <- Tribble % <- Tribble Banker * <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill * <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors. * <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis. * <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses * <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill * <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors * <- Tribble % <- Tribble on drugs * <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis * <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses * <- Tribble & <- TribbleZOO * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$ <- Klingon sees a Tribble * <- Tribble ' *' <- Tribble with an attitud * <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP * <- Tribble ((())) <- Dizzy Tribble * <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble wearing headphones. * <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble pilot in a TIE fighter * <- Tribble (-*) <- I'm Bat-Tribble.. * <- Tribble (-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter * <- Tribble (__*__) <- Sumo wrestling Tribble * <- Tribble * <- Dreaded Tribble viper. * <- Tribble * <- Japanese Tribble * <- Tribble * <- Wendys' Double Tribble sandwich. * <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;)) * <- Tribble * <- Tribble after big dinner * <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing the twist * <- Tribble >< <- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite * <- Tribble * o * <- Tribble playing Frisbee * <- Tribble *} - <- Tribble Firing A Bow. * <- Tribble * <- TribleOWS \_*_/ Unpacked TribbleOWS (dead) * <- Tribble * * <- Tribble 'N' The Hood * <- Tribble * * <- Tribbs * * * <- Tribblets * <- Tribble * * U * ** <- Tribble horseshoes * <- Tribble * * <- after being stuck in elevator * <- Tribble * * <- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming * <- Tribble * * * <- Approximates * <- Tribble * * * <- Delta Tribble * <- Tribble * * * <- Dribbles * <- Tribble * */* <- Fraction Tribble * <- Tribble * * * * ****** * * * * <- Tribble in house of mirrors * <- Tribble * * * 1000110 <- Tribble & Bits * <- Tribble * * ** ** ***** ******** <- Fibonacci Tribble * <- Tribble * * <- Dobbles * * * <- Tribblets * <- Tribble * ***u\ >BLAM!< <- How to shoot a Tribble(Why?) * <- Tribble * + * <- Four seconds in the growth of a Tribble >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00012 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [5/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 5 of 7... * <- Tribble * + Grain= ********** <- Tribble math * <- Tribble * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young * <- Tribble * <- Top view) * <- Upside-Down Tribble * <- Tribble *. <- Tribble Reproducing * <- Tribble * o* <- Tribble on a windy day * <- Tribble * | * <- Tribble playing volleyball * <- Tribble *! <- Tribble Olympics: Baseball * <- Tribble *!#!^*&:-) <- A schizophrenic Tribble * <- Tribble *& <- Tribble sitting in Lotus position * <- Tribble *) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick * <- Tribble *) <- Tribble Smilie * <- Tribble *)- * <-ribble hunting Tribble * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble * <- Bill ClinTribble playing saxophone * <- Tribble ** */ ***************@@@** ** <- Tribble halftime * <- Tribble ** -- Young Tribbles in Love. * <- Tribble ** @ ****** ******** ** <- Tribble football * <- Tribble ** *** <- This Tribble contains a Black Hole * <- Tribble *********/~~~~~~ <- Tribble motorboat * <- Tribble *****^*^***** <- Weightlifting Tribble * <- Tribble *****|*** <- Tribbles playing water volleyball * <- Tribble ***<*0000*****<*0000**** <- Tribble Olympics: Rowing * <- Tribble ***o***o* <- Tribble & onion kabob. * <- Tribble ***\*****/~~~~*~~~ <- Ship saving drowning Tribble * <- Tribble **-*-*-*-*-*- <- Tribble-kabob * <- Tribble *? <- Confused Tribble * <- Tribble **e <- How Quayle spells Tribble * <- Tribble **_*_** <- Caution, Tribble crossing. * <- Tribble *+ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * <- Tribble *+ <- Tribble Olympics: Snorkelling * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw. * <- Tribble *- <- Aroused Tribble * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation surgery * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw. * <- Tribble *- -* <- Tribble Olympics: Dueling * <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- triple Tribble kabob. * <- Tribble *--* <- Tribble holding hands. * <- Tribble *-- <- Violent Tribble * <- Tribble *---------- <- Pinochio Tribble * <- Tribble *-----------| <- Tribble big Foot * <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribble * <- Tribble *.* <- Bynar Tribble * <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name * <- Tribble *..* -- Tribble family portrait * <- Tribble *... <- Tribble Reproducing * <- Tribble *... <- Tribble droppings * <- Tribble *.... <- Tribble Mother and Young * <- Tribble *.... <- Tribble With Tribblepups. * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ - Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ - Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ <- Band conductor Tribble * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble band leader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a sword * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Dueling * <- Tribble */ * <- Tribble swordfighting * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble swordfighting * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble having a swordfight * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight * <- Tribble */ \* - Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble having a swordfight * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */(**) <- Censored Tribble * <- Tribble */*/:*:\ \ <- Tribble Funny Cars drag racing * <- Tribble */-* <- Tribble sword fight * <- Tribble *// <- Tribble going skiing * <- Tribble *// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing * <- Tribble */s <- Laplace transformed Tribble * <- Tribble */\ <- Highlander Tribble * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping small sized hat * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping small sized hat * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble */~ <- Tribble dominatrix * <- Tribble *1 <- Tribble footnote * <- Tribble *2 <- Squared Tribble * <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll * <- Tribble *< * o* o* <- Tribbles and Rock! * <- Tribble *< . o <- Tribble and Rock! * <- Tribble *=== <- Snake Tribble * <- Tribble *D--> * <- William Tell Tribble * <- Tribble *J <- Tribble Olympics: Snorkelling * <- Tribble *J <- Tribble snorkelling * <- Tribble *L. * <- Tribble playing golf * <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics: Golf * <- Tribble *L. o <- Tribble playing golf * <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble *\ <- Tribble with a HEAVY saber * <- Tribble *\ |--| * <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey * <- Tribble *\ |--| / <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble * <- Tribble Running left * <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble with legs * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble roadkill * <- Tribble `*' <- Dagwood Bumstead Tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble wearing condom * <- Tribble <- Tribble with a Wave * <- Tribble <- Bald Tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble that didn't make it * <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble |*| <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble * <- Tribble Running right * <- Tribble * <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble * <- Red Baron Tribble in his triplane * <- Tribble * <- Deep-Sea Tribble * <- Tribble /\*/\ <- McTribble * <- Tribble <-*-- <- Tribble Impaled On A Huge Spear. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00013 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [6/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 6 of 7... * <- Tribble <*>< <- Fish Tribble * <- Tribble #~ <- Electrocuted Tribble * <- tribble % <- tribbles playing tennis * <- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits * <- TRIBBLE ***** <- no Tribble at all * <- Tribble *< < *<*<*< <- Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, & Louie Tribble * <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble * <- Tribble o <- Tribble listening to rock music. * <- Tribble o <- Tribble listening to MTV * <- tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribble * <- Tribble +++o+++ <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble * <- Tribble +---*---+ <- Texas Longhorn Tribble * <- Tribble ݳ*ݺ <- Generic Tribble * <- Tribble <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble * <- Tribble * <- Tribble, the Flying Nun * <- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble * <-- Tribble Dole Tribble --> {*} * <-- Tribble Newt Tribble --> (*) * <-- Tribble Rush Tribble --> ((*)) * <-- tribble _ . ,  - +  * <-tribble evolution * < Tribble * < Tribble squared. * < Tribble < No Tribble at all! * < Tribble < Honey I shrunk the tribble. * < Tribble .\_/. < Smashed Tribble *** <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after listening to rap (R.I.P.) ***** <- Tribbles ..... <-- Tribbles after a haircut... ***** <- Tribbles ===== <- Tribbles using Stacker */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber */ \* <- Tribbles having a sword fight. =====#========[o-] <-- Tribble run over by an Abrams Battle Tank. A Denebian Slime Devil is a tribble built to Klingon specifications. A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble. A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. As happy as a Tribble at an All-U-Can-Eat Buffet! As Scotty would say, "'twas no tribble at all..." :) Borg Tribble: Resistance is furry. Borg Tribble: Resistance is FURtile! Dances With Tribbles: Stomp...SQUEAK...Stomp...SQUEAK... Darn! Out of tribble tags! Del *.* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! How to irritate a Klingon -- put a Tribble in his shorts I keep a tribble on my nose for warmth. :*) NO! * MORE! **** TRIBBLES! **************** -Kirk Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen. -Scotty <- Tribbles listening to rock music. Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D. Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER Tribble -> * Jean-Luc Tribble -> o Tribble after a haircut -> Tribble evolution: _ . ,  - +   * Tribble kabob -> =-*-*-*-*- Tribble math: * + * = ****************************** Tribble > * Newt Tribble > {*} Tribble > * Rush Tribble > {(*)} Tribbles who love Klingons, on the next Oprah! Yuck! My cat just spit up a dead tribble! * <- Tribble <- Deep-Sea Tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble <- Tribble in cap and gown * <- Tribble <- Tribble after Biology lab * <- Tribble <- Tribble after big dinner Tribble-o-meter: [*****......] *^* <- Tribble Muffs. * <- Tribble p <- Tribble listening to rock music!!! !*! !*! - Tribbles with snowshoes * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young * <- Tribble *}*.**.**.**.*** <- 2 tribbles talking on phone. Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag... Tribble Math: * + Grain = *********** * <-- Tribble . <-- Shaved tribble @F said @L, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot. * -- Tribble *}*.**.**.**.*** -- 2 tribbles talking on phone =====#========[o-] <-- Tribble run over by an Abrams Battle Tank * <--Tribble >Y-(Y_____) <--Tribble winning Sumo match If your Pet Rock is a Horta - YMBAT * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla *** Tribbles, % % % <----- Teenage Mutant Turtle Tribbles *** <-Tribbles *.* <- Tribbles after MS-DOS seminar -->I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion -Kirk ***ď*** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. * <-- Tribble *..* <-- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears! * * * <-- Tribbles * * * * <-- More Tribbles * * * * * <--And more * <- Tribble ! <- Surprised tribble Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!! Alright, who's been cooking Tribbles on the Warp Drive {{{{{{{{{{{{{{ *THIS*TAGLINE*PROTECTED*BY*A*FORCE FIELD* }}}}}}}}}}}}} oׯ** <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island. <-- Baby Tribble with bottle ^^ <- Viking Tribble And get these tribbles off the bridge. -Kirk "Everyone remember where we parked." -- Kirk "I want to know what killed these tribbles!" -- Kirk A cross between a Vulcan and a tribble: Fuzzy Logic. Tribble math: * + * = ****************************** ***** <-Tribbles ..... <-- Tribbles after a haircut... Is that a tribble on your head or is this a Bad Hair day? * * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven. If you can't eat with the big tribbles, stay out of the grain bins! Fuzzy logic -- a Vulcan contemplating a tribble. That's mostly Tribbling!  Oh, nobody knows the tribbles I've seen   Old man Tribble, he just keeps rolling along...  * <- Tribble gotta match? * tribble refuses. * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6. * <- Tribble ! <- Tribble With A Mohawk. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble after Borg assimilation. * <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble. * <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble With Deflector Screens. * <- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!) * <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy. * <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a tribble. * <- Tribble * <- Tribble Tribble-> * * <- Tribble * <- Tribble having Safe Sex. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00014 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:21am \/To: VINCENT DRACUL (Read 2 times) Subj: [7/7] Speak Kilngon? >>> Part 7 of 7... * <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribblets * <- Tribble * * * <- Treble. * <- Tribble * u\ >BLAM!< <- How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?) * <- Tribble ** <- More Tribbles *** <-And even more * <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles. * <- Tribble ** <- Tribble siamese twins * <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy. * <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble. * <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name. * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsabre. * <- Tribble *10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits * <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone. * <- Tribble *> > <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves. * <- Tribble *J <- A Tribble snorkelling. * <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues... * <- Tribble *______________o_____ <- Tribble bowling. * <- Tribble *Ŵ <- UHF/VHF Tribble. * <- Tribble * <- King Neptribble. * <- Tribble * <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow. * <- Tribble * <- Squared tribble * <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble. * <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill. * <- Tribble >>>*> <-- Steve Martin Tribble. * <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling. * <- Tribble oo*o <- Tribblemobile oo*o <- after crash tesh * <- Tribble o <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones. * <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.. * <- Tribble ^^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after a steam roller.. * <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't see that one! * <- Tribble ~*~*~*~*~ <- Tribbled Waters. * <- Tribble <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble. * <- Tribble * <- Captain Tribble. * <- Tribble <- McTribble Sandwich. * <- Tribble * <- Red Baron Tribble. * <- Tribble * * <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble. * <- Tribble <- Honey, I shrunk the tribble. * <- Tribble <- Tribble.ZIP * < Tribble *L. I < Tribble Olympics, Golf * * * * * 10010110 < Tribbles & Bits * * * <- Tribbles * <- Sergeant tribble, their leader. * <- Tribble ! - Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6 ******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute. =====#========[O] < Tribble run over by an Abrams Battle Tank Dances With Tribbles: "Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK" Del *.* < - - How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! Dust-balls - The poor man's tribble. Off to wax the shuttlecraft. Got a tribble I can use? Tarantula: (n) Tribble with an attitude. That's not a steel wool pad, it's a Dorsai tribble! Tribble: <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale Tribbles are too busy reproducing to have sex. Was Cousin "It" the world's first tribble? * + FOOD = ******************************************************** -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00015 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:43am \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/2] Gay Taglines >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> On 01-08-98 07:07, James Campbell said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About [5/5] Gay Taglines...,"<=- Hi, James; JC> Wow.... Thanks for all the tags.... My pleasure... Enjoy. Catch oyu later... Happy Tagging. Ivy Excuse me. I have to go take my lungfish for a walk now. Gotta go now, it's time to rolf my rottweiler. I woulda, but I promised to help a friend fold road maps. I woulda, but I want to spend more time with my blender. I'd love to but don't you all make children cry? I'd love to but having fun gives me prickly heat. I'd love to but I changed the lock on my door; now I can't get out. I'd love to but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. I'd love to but I don't want to leave my comfort zone. I'd love to but I feel a song coming on. I'd love to but I have a hangnail. I'd love to but I have left my body in my other clothes. I'd love to but I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary. I'd love to but I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. I'd love to but I have to answer my computer posts. I'd love to but I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. I'd love to but I have to bleach my hare. I'd love to but I have to brush my dog. I'd love to but I have to change the light bulbs. I'd love to but I have to check freshness dates on my diary products. I'd love to but I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. I'd love to but I have to floss my cat. I'd love to but I have to fluff my shower cap. I'd love to but I have to fulfill my destiny. I'd love to but I have to fulfill my potential. I'd love to but I have to go moderate someone. I'd love to but I have to go mow the laundry. I'd love to but I have to go to court for kitty littering. I'd love to but I have to jog my memory. I'd love to but I have to knit dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. I'd love to but I have to rotate my crops. I'd love to but I have to sit up with a sick ant. I'd love to but I have to sort my belly button lint collection... I'd love to but I have to stay home and see if I snore. I'd love to but I have to study for a blood test. I'd love to but I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. I'd love to but I have to wash my pantyhose. I'd love to but I have to wash my toilet. I'd love to but I have too much guilt. I'd love to but I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. I'd love to but I never go out on days that end in "Y". I'd love to but I prefer to remain an enigma. I'd love to but I promised to help a friend fold road maps. I'd love to but I think you should hear the test results first. I'd love to but I think you want the OTHER @FROMFIRST@. I'd love to but I want to spend more time with my blender. I'd love to but I'll be looking for a parking space. I'd love to but I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. I'd love to but I'm attending the opening of my garage door. I'd love to but I'm being deported. I'd love to but I'm building a pig from a kit. I'd love to but I'm converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian. I'd love to but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. I'd love to but I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. I'd love to but I'm getting my overalls overhauled. I'd love to but I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. I'd love to but I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. I'd love to but I'm going to be old someday. I'd love to but I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. I'd love to but I'm having all my plants neutered. I'd love to but I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. I'd love to but I'm in training to be a household pest. I'd love to but I'm observing National Apathy Week. I'd love to but I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. I'd love to but I'm sandblasting my oven. I'd love to but I'm seeing how long I can go without saying yes. I'd love to but I'm taking punk totem pole carving. I'd love to but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. I'd love to but I'm too old for that stuff. I'd love to but I'm too young for that stuff. I'd love to but I'm touring China with a wok band. I'd love to but I'm trying to be less popular. I'd love to but I'm trying to cut down. I'd love to but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. I'd love to but I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. I'd love to but I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. I'd love to but I'm working on my cottage cheese sculpture. I'd love to but I'm worried about my vertical hold. I'd love to but I'm writing a love letter to Jody Foster. I'd love to but I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. I'd love to but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. I'd love to but I've dedicated my life to linguini. I'd love to but I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. I'd love to but I've left my body in my other clothes. I'd love to but it's my parakeet's bowling night. I'd love to but it's too close to the turn or the century. I'd love to but my ashtrays need emptying. I'd love to but my bathroom tiles need grouting. I'd love to but my books need dusting. I'd love to but my canary needs brushing. I'd love to but my candle wax is dripping. I'd love to but my ceiling needs dusting. I'd love to but my computer is out of paper. I'd love to but my computer ran out of ink. I'd love to but my crayons all melted together. I'd love to but my dog need attention. I'd love to but my door knob need polishing. I'd love to but my familiar wants my attention. I'd love to but my favorite commercial is on TV. I'd love to but my hampster needs water. I'd love to but my husband would never let me hear the end of it. I'd love to but my lawyer says...... I'd love to but my mother would never let me hear the end of it. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00016 Date: 01/09/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:43am \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/2] Gay Taglines >>> Part 2 of 2... I'd love to but my nails aren't dry yet. I'd love to but my palm reader advised against it. I'd love to but my patent is pending. I'd love to but my plot to take over the world is thickening. I'd love to but my subconscious says no. I'd love to but my toe nails need clipping. I'd love to but my uncle escaped again. I'd love to but my wife would never let me hear the end of it. I'd love to but my yucca plant is feeling yucky. I'd love to but none of my socks match. I'd love to but the last time I went, I never came back. I'd love to but the litter box needs changing. I'd love to but the man on television told me to stay tuned. I'd love to but the President said he might drop in. I'd love to but there are world issues that need worrying about. I'd love to but there's a disturbance in the Force. I'd love to but you know how we psychos are. I've Got Better Things to Do..Check the air in my tires! I've Got Better Things to Do..Straighten My Stereo Wires! I'd love to, but...I promised to help a friend fold road maps. I'd love to, but I have left my body in my other clothes. I'd love to but I got Better Things to Do..Straighten My Stereo Wires! I'd love to, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door. ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1E00017 Date: 01/09/98 From: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI Time: 01:25am \/To: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST (Read 2 times) Subj: Terminate 5.0 Hi Christer Tjernqvist, hope you are having a nice day 07-Jan-98 16:36:16, Christer Tjernqvist wrote to Gabriel Parczewski Subject: Terminate 5.0 CT>>> You can find a whole lot of free programs, and other stuff, at CT>>> www.terminate.com an ftp.terminate.com GP>> Ups! I'm out of Internet for a time (protocols configurations), GP>> so I will had to wait for a while. CT> If you want it _REALLY_ badly.. I can put it out for FREQ or CT> something on my BBS. Thanks!, but, no Thanks, is not /_THAT_/ bad. I just have to wait till I put them right. -=> Yours sincerely, Gabriel Parczewski <=- ___ Terminate 5.00/Pro *XTA* /*LOGAN*/ /_OTTO_/ * Origin: We Hope Your Still With Us. (4:901/102.19)