--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00010 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [8/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 8 of 9... So be it Jedi...if you will not be turned...you will be destroyed.. So...you have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me.. Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated... trust me. STAR WARS... more than just four-letter words. strong am I with the Force, but not that strong... SW Echo: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. take your weapon...strike me down with all of your hatred... Thank the maker..this oil bath is going to feel so good... that name no longer has any meaning to me... The Death Star will be in range in 5 minutes... The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation. The Emperor has been expecting you. the Emperor is coming here?...we shall double our efforts... The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. The Empire is on the verge of success The few, the proud, the Force sensitive... The Force is the Force, of course, of course. The Jedi are extinct...their fire has gone out of the universe... the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay $50,000... The rebels are routed sir...they're fleeing into the woods... The return of the Outbound Flight Project! this is your last chance Jabba...free us or die!... Uncle Owen...this R2 unit has a bad motivator... We do not want the Emperor's prize damaged..we will test it first... Well don't get all mushy on me..so long Princess... What a piece of junk... what are the reports of the Rebel fleet massing near Sullust?... When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Where did you dig up that old fossil... Who's scruffy looking?... With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant. Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station! You are unwise to lower your defenses... You can't win...but there are alternatives to fighting... you have hibernation sickness... you may fire when ready commander... You're as flutie as a Ssi-ruu! "Roars not wake gone mate, hee hee!" - Yoda on novocain0e "*Who's* scruffy lookin'?" - Han to Leia "...I'd march right over there and ask her to ride my Rancor." - Han "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda "Always in motion is the future." - Yoda "An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi-Wan "And now, young Skywalker, you will die." - Emperor "Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" - Leia "Artoo! Where are you!!" - C3PO "Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda "Beep beep boop beep boop beep beep." - R2D2 "Being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."-Leia "Ben! Ben!" - Luke "Bother", said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him. "But if he could be turned, he could be a powerful ally." - Vader I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. - Londo I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi ۲Guinan is Yoda on stilts. Yoda is Kermit on Drugs. "I am *NOT* a committee!!" - Leia "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." -Vader "I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation." - C-3PO of Borg "I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda "I don't know how we're going to get out of this one." - Han Solo "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." - Han Solo "I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate." - Luke "I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader "I have a real bad feeling about this..." - Han Solo "I knew there was more to you than money!" - Leia "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." - Leia "I sense something. A presence I've not felt since..." - Darth Vader "I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash." -Leia "I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookie win." - C3PO "I think we're in trouble." - Han Solo "I think you overestimate their chances!" - Governor Tarkin "I'd rather kiss a Wookie!" - Princess Leia "I'm beginning to agree with you." - Luke "I've been waiting for you, Obi Wan. We meet again at last." - Vader "I've got a bad feeling about this." - Han Solo "If money is all you love, then that's what you'll receive." - Leia "If we can avoid any more female advice, we can get out of here."-Han "If we can just avoid any more female advice..." - Han Solo "It surrounds us, penetrates us, binds the galaxy together."-Obi Wan "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." - C3PO "It's an energy field created by all living things." - Obi-Wan "Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo "Learn about the Force, Luke." - Obi Wan "Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda "Luke! Fighters on your tail!" |*| <*> |*| "Luke, don't turn off the flashlight! That leads to the Dark Side." "Luke... use the mouse, Luke..." - Obi-Windows "Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda "Mind what you have learned. Save you it can." - Yoda "Never tell me the odds!" - Han Solo "No reward is worth this!" - Han Solo "Nope. Giving up is not my style. Not ever." - Lando "Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!" "Not THIS ship, sister!" - Han Solo "Now why couldn't the Death Star have exploded like that?" - Lando "Obi Wan is here and the Force is with him." - Darth Vader "Obi Wan-now that's a name I've not heard in a long time." - Obi Wan "Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo "Oh, switch off." - C-3PO "Oh, the shame of it all. My father a Sith." "Ohhhh - Jedi master! Yoda...you seek Yoda!" - Yoda "One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner!"-Han Solo "Please go bathe, human." - Firwirrung "R2 has been known to make mistakes.......from time to time." - C3PO "Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force." - Yoda "Remember, the force will be with you, always." - Obi Wan Kenobi "So certain are you, yes?" - Yoda "Someday you're going to be wrong. I hope I'm there to see it."-Leia "Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong!" - Yoda "Technology won't save us." - George Lucas "That can be arranged!" - Han "That Death Star's causing some harm, big time!" - Lando "That name no longer has any meaning to me." - Vader >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00011 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [9/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 9 of 9... "That's alright. I'd like to keep it on manual for awhile."-Luke "That's no moon...That's a space station!" - Obi-Wan "That's the first time I ever had to smuggle myself." - Han Solo "The circle is now complete." - Darth Vader "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." - Obi-Wan "The Force is strong with this one." - "No, he just needs a bath." "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power." - Obi Wan "The Force will be with you....always." - Obi Wan "The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." - Emperor "Then I'll see you in hell! Yah!" - Han "There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo to Leia "There is a great disturbance in the Force." - Emperor "There isn't time to discuss this in committee." - Han Solo "There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me." "There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" +O+ +O+ +O+ +O+ "This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." - Luke "This is not the cattle market of Shaum Hii." - Pellaeon "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm..." - Han "This place gives me the creeps." - Luke "This time let go your conscious self and act on instinct." - Obi Wan "This will be a day long remembered." - Darth Vader "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda "Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside!" - Han "We have been wounded - but we will never be defeated!" -Admiral Daala "We seem to be made to suffer - it's our lot in life." - C3PO "We're doomed. There will be no escape for the princess this time." "Well, this could be it sweetheart." - Han "What a desolate place." - C3PO "What good does it do to withhold information?" - Qwi Xux "What is thy bidding, my master?" - Darth Vader "When I left you, I was but a learner. Now I am the master!" - Vader "Who's more foolish? The fool, or the one who follows him?"-Obi Wan "Who's scruffy lookin'?" - Han "Why, you stuck up...half-witted...scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!" "Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" - Leia "Yes, I bet you have." - Han Solo "You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor!" - Darth Vader "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia "You can't win, Darth." - Obi Wan "You don't know the power of the dark side!" - Vader "You just don't give up, do you, Calrissian?" - Mara Jade "You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo "You like me *because* I'm a scoundrel." - Han to Leia "You managed to cut off our only escape route!" - Leia "You must unlearn what you have learned." - Yoda "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake." - Han "You should not have come back." - Darth Vader "You were saying coming here was a bad idea." - Luke "You will go to the Dagobah System." - Obi Wan "You'll get your reward." - Leia "You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - Han CHEKOV: You are in "violation" of Neutral Zone treaty! I busted him up -Data How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? ALL Life with the BORG: One big happy family. "You're saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?!" - Buzz <- Isaac Asimov memorial tagline "This is a hand phaser. Stunning, isn't it?" -Doc "Gork. Klatu Virada Nicto." (Or Earth goes *>BOOM!<*)! Computer, Tea, Earl Gray, Hot, in a Cup this time. Why does the AT&T logo look like the Death Star? Do you guys know we just passed thru a black hole in space? "Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting. He's dead Jim. You take his phaser, I'll take his wallet! Without it I'm as blind as a stump. -Geordi Dammit Jim! That's a phaser, NOT a flashlight! That's no moon! It's a space station... -Ben Kenobi "I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." -Kira Klingons have Built in bottle openers! I've never seen a starship that could maneuver through plasma storms. It's just the IDEA of an inflatable rubber starship that bothers me. Good Advice #37: Let the Wookie win ~ ~ That was *not* manual override. -Data (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed." He's Dead, Jim... Ensign Dahmer, Stop That!!! That was *not* manual override. -Data "There is a logical way to proceed, Doctor." Spock Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat. "Dave? I'd really rather you not use Ctrl-Alt-Del Dave." Hal Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9, and Earth - 2 -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00012 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 10:30pm \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/5] Gay Taglines >>> Part 1 of 5... -=> On 12-30-97 08:21, James Campbell said to All,<=- -=>"About Gay Taglines...,"<=- JC> Greetings to all..... Greetings, James; JC> Seeking some unique and unusual "gay" oriented taglines. Ok, let's see what I can find here... Happy New Year and Happy Tagging! Ivy "Bet you're gay!" - Galahad "No, I'm not!" - Launcelot "Bob, explain the difference between yours and a same-sex marriage." "I'm bisexual. When ever I want sex I can buy it." -- Eric Idle "Limbaugh is a closet fruit." "Don't insult Gays!" 2, 4, 6, 8! Being gay is as good as straight! 3 1/2 hard beats 5 1/4 floppy.... 4 Jan 1983: Blood Banks balk at testing blood for AIDS. 5 1/2 floppy is not better than 3 1/2 hard. 9 out of 10 men who tried cats prefered men. @TO@ is Bisexual ... PHHHHHHHHHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not. A gay guy who likes truckers. -- Tom Servo A gay guy who likes truckers. -Tom Servo A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A. -Mick Jagger A Gay's First Aid Kit, Vaseline and listerine. A good lesbian is hard to find! A hard man is good to find. A heterosexual male's dream, making a lesbian SWEAT! A lesbian and her legs are soon parted. A lesbian for your thoughts. A lesbian in the hand, is worth two in the bush! A lesbian is a terrible thing to waste. A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job. A lesbian made me do it! A lesbian made me do it! A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement. AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a *human* disease! AIDS started in Africa among heterosexuals. *CAUTION* to *ALL*! AIDS: It's not just for gays anymore! (Never was.) AIDS: Whether *straight*, *gay*, or *bi* - Be *protected*!! Ain't straight from 9 to 5, and ain't straight after 5 either! All bigots will be reincarnated as gay, homeless people of color! All men are equal - it just sticks out more on some. All People With AIDS are innocent victims An ounce of Knowledge is worth a ton of Ignorance. And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! Anime rule #104: All girls named Akane are either Lesbians or tomboys. Another fine job by the hand man. Another way of looking at the world. Anti-woman, anti-gay, born-again bigots go away! Arachnohomophobia: Fear of gay spiders. Are queen bees gay ? Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? Are you so sure your perfectly right? Arkansas bisexuals DO IT with cows And sheep. As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me. As Popeye says, I yam what I yam... As queer as a $3 note! Be a closed minded bigot... bash a homo today! Be all you can be, be a lesbian! Be concerned about SELF-morality - HANDS OFF NEVADA! Be GAY, be PROUD, and let THEM worry about it... Beat me, Bite me, F*ck me, but hey; don't mess up my hair! Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Being a bigot is easy. It takes a real man to be gay. Being a SEAL made me a killer. Being gay made me compassionate. Being bisexual doubles your chances for a date. Being gay isn't taught... Hate and prejudice are! Best argument for gay rights is who its opponents are. Bet you're gay! -Galahad No I'm not! -Launcelot Bi by nature, Proud by choice! Bi-sexual vampire needs tongue lashing...apply here. Bigot agenda: (a) blacks (b) homosexuals (c) jews (d) anyone unlike me. Bigot detected. (A)bort, (D)ebate, (F)lame, (M)ake fool of. Bigots: Those who assume gay is just something to ridicule. Bimboy: A male homosexual bimbo. Bisexual vampire needs tongue lashing...apply here. Bisexual... Someone who a likes a girl just as much as the next guy. BISEXUAL....Means if you can't get it for free you buy it. BISEXUAL: Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy. Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date! Bisexuals love the differences between men and women. BITCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, and Horny. Blessed are the censors; for they shall inhibit the Earth. Bo knows lesbians. Bother! said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly. Bright, Witty, Bisexual. Hey!!! I'm three for three. Bright, Witty, Bisexual. Hey!!! I'm three for three. Burn a cross = hate crime. Burn a flag = free speech. Go figure! But, Mum..he IS the right girl for me! Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Lesbian Street? CO Amendment 2 is Wrong! Discrimination is Wrong! Colorado Amendment 2 is Wrong! Discrimination is Wrong! COPY A:\PERSON.DAT+B:\PERSON.DAT HAPPY.COM; IGNORE GENDER.CFG Cthulu cthucks, but does he cthwallow? Cure Hate..Stop Aids...Homophobia Kills Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation D'you suppose bigotry's a genetic predisposition? Damn it, Jim! She's a lesbian! Denver. UR str8 if you think PFLAG is some sort of insecticide. Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox? Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians Do gay bars REALLY need two bathrooms? Do gay lumberjacks come out of the woods ? :-) Do Gay termites eat wood peckers? Do not tease or feed the straight people! Does homo milk come from gay cows? Domestic violence: good old Traditional Family Values.... >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00013 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 10:30pm \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/5] Gay Taglines >>> Part 2 of 5... Don't drink the water - fish have sex in it! Don't forget where we parked the lesbian. Don't play hard to get, just get hard to play. Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May. Equal rights are not special rights. Equality. No more, No less. NOW!!! Every home should have a Gay or two. Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Everybody ought to have a lesbian. Everyone is gay. - Kurt Cobain Everything Jesus Christ said about homosexuality: [] Family values: a euphemism for theological fascism Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice. Fight AIDS, not People With AIDS Flintstone chewable lesbians. The best way to start your day! Fruit Loops are gay Cheerios. Fruit Loops: Gay Cheerios Fruit salad: Gay lettuce. Fruit stand: A gay bar without stools. Fruitful and can multiply. Funeral fun: Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. Garbage in, Gospel out. Gay bashers are closet queers. Gay Borg: We are Borg, prepare to be redecorated. Gay by Nature - Proud by Choice Gay Christian or Christian Gay? Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote gay pride! Gay dentist: The tooth fairy. Gay Dentist: Tooth fairy. Gay entertainment can be a real drag. Gay Female Spies: Lesbianage! Gay is not a four-letter word. Hate *is*. Gay is not a four-letter word. Hate *is*. Gay male & female dinosaurs: Rumpasauras & Licalotapus! Gay men talk about movies like straight men talk about sports. Gay Nude BBSing - next on Geraldo! Gay password: C:### (Enter colon pound pound pound) Gay Pickup Line- Mind if I push in your stool for you?? Gay Poker: queens are wild & Straights don't count! GAY RANCHERO A cowhand who rides sidesaddle Gay Rejection Line - Not tonight dear I have a hemroid. Gay Whales Against the Bomb! Gay: Honesty, love, and unity are *our* Family Values! Gays don't ask for Special Rights, just EQUAL RIGHTS! Gays don't queer me. Gays don't recruit children; Christians do. Gays don't recruit, but Christians sure as hell do! Gays don't recruit, Christians do! Gays don't want "Special Rights" just "Equal Rights"!! Gays will disappear when Hetersexuals stop screwing. Gene Police.....You! out of the pool. NOW! Geraldo: Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped By UFOs! Get a taste of religion. Blow a priest. Get lesbians, it pays! Give me a lesbian or give be death! God made gays so Rednecks wouldn't be bored by just picking on blacks. God made queers so Rednecks wouldn't be bored by just picking on blacks. God must love homosexuals, why else would he make so many of them?-LG GOOD MORNING! Have you dropped your soap lately?? Happiness is a being a lesbian! Happiness is slam dunkin' a lesbian. Happiness is watching two lesbians do their thing. Hard DISK?! Gee, guy, I misunderstood ... Hark! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky! -R. Williams Hate is not a family value. Hatred <> Family Values Hatred is NOT a family value! Boycott Colorado! Have a GAY holiday! Have it your way at Lesbian King. Have you even TRIED to see it that way? Have you ever really, ever really loved a lesbian? Have you hugged a lesbian today? Haven't had sex for so long, I forget who gets tied up! Hear about the homosexual who was so ugly he had to pick up on women? Heard at a gay bar - "This butt's for you!" Hell hath no fury like a queen without a hairdryer Help Stop Overpopulation! Become Gay Today! Here on Lesbian's Island! Heterosexism CAN be cured! Heterosexual, pro-gays rights, and proud of it. Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. Heterosexuals only do not a Family make. Hetrosexuality isn't abnormal, but is common! Hey Rocky, watch me pull a lesbian outta my hat! Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty boys? Hey, Skoie. That's some outfit. Makes you look homosexual. (McBain) Homophobes who type too much....next on Geraldo! Homophobia is a curable illness Homophobia is a heterosexual disease! Homophobia is a social disease! Homophobia is a threat to military order and discipline. Homophobia is generally a cover for repressed homosexual tendencies. Homophobia sucks. Homophobia: be here for the cure! Homosexual Dependency is not born... it is created ! Homosexual Fascist Lobby, Rampant Paranoia Division. Homosexual Safecracker: Person who blows safes. Homosexual Tarot Readers, and the Satanic Laundresses Who Love Them. Homosexual.. someone who does them one at a time. Homosexuality is *not* a sickness. Bigotry is. Homosexuality is normal, homophobia can be cured. Homosexuality is not a choice, bigotry and hatred are. Homosexuality is not an abnormality, illness, or disorder Homosexuality is not taught. Hatred and prejudice are. Homosexuality isn't fatal-promiscuity is. Homosexuality isn't taught... Hate and prejudice are! Homosexuality: a difference, not a disease. Homosexuals can reproduce. Nice guys can't. Honest officer! I was just eating the fries he dropped. Honesty, Love, and Unity are OUR Family Values! Honey roasted Lesbians! How dare you presume that I'm heterosexual! How many years did it take you to become so ignorant? I am *not* gay. But if I was gay I'd do something about those drapes! I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I am as God made me, and proud of it! >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00014 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 10:30pm \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [3/5] Gay Taglines >>> Part 3 of 5... I am gay. How and why are idle questions. I am Gay of Borg: Women are irrelevant. I am Lesbian of Borg; men are irrelevant. I am NOT practicing ... I'm an accomplished homosexual! I am NOT practicing...I'm an accomplished gay! I am queer. How and why are idle questions. I AM WHAT I AM, and what I AM needs no excuses..... I can see clearly now the lesbian is gone. I can't even think straight! I can't help it; I'm feeling a little queer. I don't bite hard! Just lick hard! --L.G. I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public. I don't mind straights as long as they act gay in public. I don't mind straights as long as they act queer in public. I don't mind straights so long as they act Bi in public. I don't mind straights, long as they act gay in public... I hate what you say, but I'll defend to my death your right to say it. I have a foot fetish, but I'll settle for 7 or 8 inches. I have a foot fetish, but I'll settle for 7-8 inches. I kiss homosexuals a lot 'cause...they're homosexuals. -Eddie Murphy I like sex with blonds but my boyfriend hates it. I like sex with my wife but my boyfriend hates it. I love you, you love me, homosexuality. I prefer gay men when they're straight. I prefer gay men when they're straight. I survived the "Gay" flame wars on Fido's TEEN echo!-LG I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink. I wish my husband would stop flirting with my girlfriend. I wish my wife would stop flirting with my boyfriend. I'm attracted to unrepentant gay men. I'm Attracted to Unrepentant Homosexuals. I'm bisexual too: when I want sex, I have to buy it. I'm bisexual. Buy me something, I'll get sexual. I'm experimenting with homosexuality, said Tom, half in earnest. I'm Gay of Borg: Women are irrelevant. I'm going to Stonewall 25, are you???? I'm Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant. I'm not a lesbian - but I play one on T.V. I'm not a lesbian feminist, but I play one on TV I'm not a lesbian, but I suspect my girlfriend is. I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. I'm not gay, and neither is my boyfriend. I'm not gay, but I think my boyfriend is. I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is. I'm not Lesbian, and neither is my girlfriend. I'm not Lesbian, but I think my girlfriend is. I'm not prejudiced - I hate everybody equally! I'm queer, I'm here, and I'm not dropping carrier. I'm so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;) I'm try-sexual. I'll try anything once. I've never heard of a woman *raped* by a gay male, have you? If a gay jumped on your back would you beat him off? If AIDS is a divine punishment, then lesbians are God's chosen people. If at first you don't succeed, try Vaseline. If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any. If god is a god of love how can his followers promote so much hate? If Homosexuality is a disease, can I call in Queer? If humans have orgasms, do the Borg have Borgasms? If I wasn't *born* gay, I wouldn't *be* gay! *Period*! If I wasn't *born* queer, I wouldn't *be* queer! *Period*! If it ain't stiff, it ain't worth a f*ck. If Peter Piper poked his prick in pickled perverts... If Q were castrated... would he become O? If sex is a pain in the ass, use more lubricant. If we're damned, let's be damned for what we really are. If Windows sucked it would be good for something. If you are what you eat, what's a lesbian then? If you can't find a woman, try a mam.-JR&LG If you have a problem with homosexuals, don't have sex with any. If you have a problem with queers, don't have sex with any. If you think AIDS is a gay disease, you're lining up to get it! If you want a job well done you need a man's hand. If you're still in the closet, you're part of the problem If you're sure you're not gay, what are you afraid of? If you're sure you're not queer, what are you afraid of? Ignorance can be cured by learning, but what of hatred & bigotry? Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune. Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity is forever. In a country of lesbians, the only woman with a tongue is queen. Is a gay hooker a fruit tart? Is a gay shoemaker a fruit cobbler? Is a group of homosexuals called a gay pride? Is a large group of homosexuals called a gay pride? Is a party thrown by homosexuals called a gay bash? Is backpacking a sport in the Gay Games? Is it true that Rush Limbaugh has been outed? Is there a Lesbigator hiding in YOUR closet? Well let it OUT! Isn't it funny that most homophobes are also racist? It takes real balls, to come out of the closet when you famous.-LG It's 10:59 PM - do you know where your lesbian is? It's not who you sleep with, it's who keeps you up! It's raining cats and lesbians! It's too bad ignorance isn't painful. JELLO: KoolAid with a hard on! JELLO: KoolAid with a semi-hard on! Jesus loves me? Is he gay? Jewish boy to parents: Mom, dad ... I think I'm goy! Just having a gay ol' time. Just say NO to Amendment II! KHAN: He (Kirk) tasks me. He tasks me, . . . and I shall have him! Klondyke: A Lesbian Eskimo. Ladies and Gentlemen, a lesbian has left the building. Land Rights for Gay Whales!!! LESBIAN BY NATURE PROUD BY CHOICE Lesbian one-eyed dwarfs who can't dance - on the next Geraldo! Lesbian tagline: lick here -> [|] <- Lesbian UFO pilots who've kidnapped Elvis. On the next Geraldo. Lesbian++ with object-oriented extensions. Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Rights ARE Family Values! LESBIAN.....................A person from the Middle East Lesbianism: S#!t can happen lickity slit. Lesbians - they're nothing but trouble! Lesbians are a girls best friend! Lesbians give a whole new meaning to coffee klatches. Lesbians just keep going and going and going... Lesbians just want to have fun! >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00015 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 10:31pm \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [4/5] Gay Taglines >>> Part 4 of 5... Lesbians love whales because they have 10' tongues! Lesbians love whales because they have ten foot tongues! Lesbians make the world go round! Lesbians may settle during shipment. Lesbians melt in your mouth, not in your hand! Lesbians, they're not just for breakfast anymore! Lesbians: They take a lickin' and keep on tickin'! Let's get one thing straight! I'm not! And I'm not Gay Either!!!! Liberace was great on the piano, but sucked on the organ. Lick me, I'm a lesbian. Life would be easy if we had the source code. Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic! Loneliest guy in town - a Gay Black at a Buchanan rally Loneliest woman in town - a Mexican Lesbian at a Buchanan rally Lonliest guy in town - a Gay Black at a Buchanan rally Look for the Lesbian Inside sticker on your next computer. Lux soap will make your husband gay.--From a late '30's ad. Make a run for her border at Lesbian Bell. Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon! -Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas Man does not live by lesbians alone. Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you. Maybe none of your queer friends have come out to you. Megasaurass: (n)- a homosexual dinosaur. Men, like women are a nice diversion. Milhouse, we're livin' in an age of lesbians! Milkman in high heels: Dairy Queen More comfortable seeing 2 men holding guns than holding hands? Mosquitoes give you malaria, but you get AIDS from a##hoppers. Most gays have heterosexual parents. Most queers have heterosexual parents. MUST you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle ? MUST you homosexuals flaunt your lifestyle? My computer practices Binary Bisexuality! My feminine side is Bi, too! My gaydar isn't working; it's picking up wedding band emissions. MY homosexual agenda is simply to be left alone, okay? My husband's boyfriend is married to my girlfriend. My kingdom for a lesbian! My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my lesbian. Prepare to die! My parents found out I'm straight. I'm so embarrassed! My wife's girlfriend is married to my boyfriend. Never play leapfrog with a homosexual. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity! New from Disney: Snow White and the Seven Lesbians. New from the creators of Baywatch: Lesbianwatch! New Gay Sitcom. "Leave it, it's Beaver." No one knows I'm a lesbian. No one knows I'm bisexual. No, I'm not gay. I'm British and just wanted a cigarette. No, I'm not gay. If I were, I would do something about those curtains! Nobody knows I'm GAY! None of my friends are gay, which is my own damned fault! Normal is a setting on a washing machine. Not all breeders are homophobes! Not all gays are fairies.-LG Not gay, not conservative, not "politically correct." Just ... ME! Nothing warms the heart like a same sex lover warming the bed. Nuke The Gay Baby Whales For Jesus! Nuke the gay unborn minority homeless baby whales for Jesus. Of course I'll respect you in the morning. Now roll over. Oh, give me a home where the lesbians roam... On a queer day, you can see forever! One can disagree without being disagreeable. One lesbian frog to another; "Hey! We DO taste like chicken!" Open mind: Device used to overcome the effects of bigotry. Out! Out! You demons of stupidity! [DNRC] Outnumbered, yes. Outmaneuvered, maybe. Outclassed, never! Over the hill and through the woods to a lesbian's house I go... Oxymoron: gay bigot P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty! Pagan Terran lesbian pro-choice radical non-conformist. Questions? Pizza Boy not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)uy fish and chips Pizza Boy not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Please don't feed or tease the straight people. Politically Incorrect, and proud of it! Politician and diapers need changing often for similar reasons. Popcicle: KoolAid with a hard on! Problems? - not me - it's the rest of the World! Public Restroom: Corporate Meeting Room for Homosexuals. Put a little JOY in your life - Tune to 90.7 FM! QUEERS BASH BACK! * Our lives are worth defending! Queers don't recruit. Christians do. Queers: Honesty, love, and unity are *our* Family Values! Quoth the Lesbian: Lick me honey! Racist, sexist, anti-gay; born-again bigots go away! Reach out an touch some lesbians! Reach out and touch a lesbian! Read my lips...Al ee GAY Tors. Real Family Values -- with liberty and justice for all. Red rover, red rover, let the lesbian come over! Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked? Republicans are master baiters: Bait Blacks, bait Jews, bait Gays. Rush Limbaugh gay? That's enough to make homosexuals homophobic. Rush Limbaugh seen at gay bar; film at eleven. Rush Limbaugh: Every Republican homosexuals dream date! Safer Sex used to mean Ask them for their name first. Safer Sex used to mean Lock the office door first. Safer Sex used to mean Park the car first. Same lesbian channel, same lesbian time! Scotty, I need shields! Aye Sir, panty or dress? SDP: Sexually Diverse Person Sex preference: Male ( ) Female ( ) Both (X) Sky of blue and sea of green in our yellow submarine. Sleep with the fishes? No thanks! I'm gay! Sodomy can be a pain in the ass. Sodomy scandal rears its ugly head at the County Seat. Some boys kiss me some boys hug me, I think they're all Gay! Someone you care about is lesbian or gay. Someone you know and love is gay or lesbian. Someone you know and love is queer. Str8, Bi, Gay: Not just a `lifestyle;' each is a LIFE. Live it! Straight men talk about sports. Gay men talk about old movies. Submarines: 120 men go down, and, 60 couples come back up. Sure I like girls! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Sweet Larissa wants Johnny, but Johnny thinks he's gay. Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, something for all. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00016 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 10:31pm \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: [5/5] Gay Taglines >>> Part 5 of 5... Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. That's MISTER Faggot to you, mate! The 1890s were the gay '90s. The 1990s are the gay '90s. The best arguments for gay rights are its opponents. The Bible does not say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay." The bible does not say, Love thy neighbor, unless he's queer. The bible does _NOT_ say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay." The choice: Roll over or stand up to be counted. The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge. The meaning of life is: lesbianism! The New Gay Slogan: 2QT2BSTR8 The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. The ultimate Operation Rescue dilemma - a gay fetus The way to a lesbian's heart is through her clitoris! There goes that 5% of me that was bisexual! There was a big queue for body-cavity searches at the Gay Mardi Gras These ARE the GAY 90's, aren't they?? They came for the gays. I was silent because I wasn't gay. This tagline hand-crafted by Colorado homosexuals. This Tagline hand-crafted by Louisiana lesbians. This tagline hand-crafted by Texican homosexuals. To be a lesbian, or not to be a lesbian, that is the question. To be or not to be. We must be who we are, regardless! Transvestite (n): A man who wants to eat, drink and be Mary. Trust: Two Cannibals having oral sex. Two, four, six, eight; being Gay is as good as Straight! Unity formula: Understanding + Tollerance = Acceptance UR glb if "closet" means other than a place for your clothes. UR glb if "coming out" comes before "going down." UR glb if GITM, MOTSS, NCOD, and PFLAG have special meaning. UR glb if your closet doors are bifolds. UR str8 if "coming out" is something only high-society girls do. UR str8 if you see MOTSS, and you think "applesauce." UR str8 if you think NCOD is a noncommissioned officer's club in We are the people our parents warned us about! We weren't kissing, I was whispering in his mouth. We're here & we're not going anywhere, not even to Hell! We're here! We're Queer! We have e-mail!! We're here, we're queer, and we have JOY Melbourne, 90.7 FM! We're not ALL gay blades, you know! - Elvis Stojko. We're not ALL gay blades, you know! - Elvith Thtojko. We're off to see the lesbian, the wonderful lesbian of Oz! Well, ok so I'm not gay...I'm just queer.;) What a difference a Gay makes..... What a wonderful world it is that has lesbians in it. What do gay termites eat? Woodpeckers. What do you call a gay dinosaur?...................Megasoreass. What do you call the most popular stud in a gay bar? Uncle Ream-us. What makes homophobes think that gays want them anyway? What this country needs is a lesbian president! When I say I work with fairies I dont mean employment with gays. Whenever two lesbians kiss, an angel gets her wings. - A. Napellus Which is better, roses on your piano or tulips on your organ? while ( !boyfriend() ) do_modem() ; Why are gay bashers always men? Why do straights have LIVES and gays only "lifestyles"? Why do straights have LIVES and homosexuals only lifestyles? Why do we know the Smurfs won't last forever? Smurfette's a lesbian. Why, some of my Best Friends are heterosexuals! Will-yum was a gay deceaber, Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. Without your ignorance, my knowledge would be meaningless. Woman by birth, Lesbian by grace -If you see Grace tell her hi for me! Woman by birth. Lesbian by Grace. If you see Grace tell her hello! Women like you are the main reason why some men learn their gay! Women's rights = human rights... Gay rights = human rights... Pagan Women, like men are a nice diversion. Wouldn't you like to be a lesbian too? Yeah I'm gay. Why should it matter to you? You can lead a lesbian to a penis, but you can't make her suck. You can't love somebody until you learn about hate. You can't read men like a book, but it's fun browsing the pages. You can't teach an old lesbian new tricks. You don't have to be gay to be tolerant! You don't have to be queer to be tolerant! You don't have to BE straight to SHOOT straight. You don't know your own mind - or you'd hate it! You're a Good Girl, Gay. You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00017 Date: 01/07/98 From: JON HUNT Time: 08:17pm \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: Gay Taglines Hello James! JC> Seeking some unique and unusual "gay" oriented taglines. Apologies if any of these are offensive, I didn't check them. Created by GetTag v1.61 (c)1997 Jon Hunt [Begin Tags] Gay Borg: We are Borg, prepare to be redecorated Gay Christian or Christian Gay? Gay Dentist: Tooth fairy Gay Lingo: To "Come out of the closet" is to proclaim that you are gay Gay Lingo: To be "Outed" is to have another proclaim that you are gay Gay Nude BBSing -- next on Geraldo! Gay Paladins who abuse Laying on Hands, on the next Gay Pickup Line- Mind if I push in your stool for you?? Gay Poker: queens are wild & Straights don't count! Gay Powerded Toast Man: "If you ask me, that guy's Toaster-terrific!" Gay Rejection Line- Not tonight dear I have a hemroid Gay Whales Against the Bomb! Gay and Christian? Isn't Grace a Miracle! Gay bashers are closet queers Gay bashers may be closet queers Gay by Nature - Proud by Choice Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote gay pride! Gay dentist: The tooth fairy Gay entertainment can be a real drag Gay female spys : Lesbianage! Gay friends can be a real pain in the ass! Gay is not a four-letter word. Hate *is* Gay male & female dinosaurs: Rumpasauras & Licalotapus! Gay man to friend: "It's all Greek to me!" Gay means happy..........for a reason! Gay men talk about movies like Str8 men talk about sports Gay men talk about movies like straight men talk about sports Gay militant left-handed Irish accountants are now after Ross Perot! Gay mush dogs prefer the unchanging scenery Gay password <--C : ### (Enter colon pound pound pound) Gay politicians are always seeking mandates Gay relationships are just like heterosexual relationships. - J.Elders Gay rights now! Gay: Honesty, love, and unity are *our* Family Values! Gay: If sh!t happens, decorate it Gay: If sh*t happens, pack it Gay?.....no....but I *DO* get awful f*cking happy from time to time Gayness is like alcoholism: Newt Gingrich. Well Hic! Here'sh too ya! Gays don't ask for Special Rights, just EQUAL RIGHTS! Gays don't queer me Gays don't recruit children, but Christians sure do! Gays don't recruit children; Christians do Gays don't recruit, Christians do! Gays don't recruit, but Christians sure as Hell do! Gays don't want "Special Rights" just "Equal Rights"!!-LG Gays will disappear when Heterosexuals stop screwing Gays will disappear when Hetersexuals stop screwing God is gay, burn the flag God made gays so Rednecks wouldn't be bored by just picking on blacks Have a GAY holiday! Heteralsexual, Pro-Gay Rights, and proud of it Heterosexual, pro-gays rights, and proud of it Hey! The Addams crazy bunch! - Joey Gaynor, The Addams Family Hey! They're a riot, a doggoned scream... - Joey Gaynor Hey! They're a riot, they're a doggoned scream - Joey Gaynor Hey! The Addams crazy bunch! - Joey Gaynor Hey, Lurch, put Sammy down; he came with me! - Joey Gaynor Hey, Thing, slap me five, baby. - Joey Gaynor, Addams Family Homosexuality must be hereditory -- most gays have heterosexual parents Hn ei oo oikea gayboy, kun naista ei voi saada mielestn I am *not* gay. But if I was gay I'd do something about those drapes! I am *not* gay. But if I were gay I'd do something about those taglines! I am NOT practicing...I'm an accomplished gay! I am gay. How and why are idle questions I am so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;) I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Gay said I love you, you love me, we're as Gay as we can be. I-ay uppot-say overnment-gay pproved-ay ncryption-eay ethods-may! Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon! -Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas Old GAYS never die, because thanks to AIDS, there are no old GAYS. Someone you know and love is gay or lesbian. The Bible does NOT say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay." The Royal Shakespeare Company presents: "Gay Boys in Bondage" What else should I say. Everyone is gay. - Nirvana [End Tags] Yours sincerely, Jon ... I bet I can quit gambling --- Terminate 5.00/Pro Support FREE2000 & FOTI * Origin: Concilium Orb BBS - Home of REC26... (2:263/500.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1D00000 Date: 01/08/98 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 02:26pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Tag-Grab 2 Howdy Simon! In a note to Bobby Queen <01/06/19> Simon Avery scribbled: SA> "As if by magic, there was BOBBY QUEEN." SA>>>> Version 2 of Tag-Grab is now available. It does the same as V.1 (ie, SA>>>> You can freq it from here 2:255/90 using the magic name: TAG-GRAB BQ>> Simon could you attach it to email to me at wizards@shelby.net? I BQ>> just can't afford a out of country call right now. :) SA> I'll put it up on the net for everyone before this weekend. Its SA> address will be: http://www.zynet.co.uk/sanctuary/tagrab2.zip Thanks Simon. Bobby Queen ... Why is it they always fix things after I d/l the buggy one? --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3c * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1D00001 Date: 01/07/98 From: JOHN GRAY Time: 06:51am \/To: GOTTFRIED GIDALY (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines Hi Gottfried If you've been asked this one before, apologies, but I haven't seen the answer, so I ask if your huge tagline file is available on a Web site somewhere? I reckon it would take about a year to collect all the taglines you post on a daily basis in this echo! Thanks John * SLMR 2.1a * --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: Dee-Kays BBS, N.Wales 24Hrs +44(0)1978 752232 (2:442/103)