--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00000 Date: 01/07/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 04:36pm \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Terminate 5.0 CT>> You can find a whole lot of free programs, and other stuff, at CT>> www.terminate.com an ftp.terminate.com GP> Ups! I'm out of Internet for a time (protocols configurations), so I GP> will had to wait for a while. If you want it _REALLY_ badly.. I can put it out for FREQ or something on my BBS.. //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:20/11.7) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00001 Date: 01/07/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 07:42am \/To: WAYNE THOMPSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines Wanted... -=>Also Sun Tsu, Musashi, or other quotes by military leaders or -=>tacticians... Lemme see... "A battle avoided cannot be lost." Caine quoting Sun Tzu "A speedy victory is the main object in war." Sun Tzu "All warfare is based on deception." Sun Tzu, The Art of War "Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu "Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics." Sun Tzu "Do not thwart an enemy returning home." Sun Tzu "If you cannot succeed, do not use troops." - Sun Tzu "Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage." -Sun Tzu "To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." Sun Tzu "War is a matter of vital importance to the State." - Sun Tzu ... "It is bad to be led about by the enemy." Musashi --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00002 Date: 01/07/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 09:03am \/To: JAMES CAMPBELL (Read 2 times) Subj: Gay Taglines JC-=>Seeking some unique and unusual "gay" oriented taglines. Hmm... let's pull out the Homosexual group:  What a difference a Gay makes...  "To be or not to be." We must be who we are, regardless! "Transgenderist" a PC word that means Homosexual. A fag is a homosexual man who has just left the room. A heterosexual male's dream, making a lesbian SWEAT! A lesbian and her legs are soon parted. A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job. AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a human disease. AIDS started in Africa among heterosexuals. *CAUTION* to *ALL*! Anti-woman, homophobic, born-again bigots go away! Arachnihomophobia: The fear of gay spiders. Are you so sure your perfectly right? As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me. Be concerned about SELF-morality - HANDS OFF NEVADA! Being gay isn't taught... Hate and prejudice are! Bicycle - a gay women's menstrual cycle. Bigot agenda: (a) blacks (b) homosexuals (c) jews (d) anyone unlike me. Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Bisexuals built for two... Bisexuals know the differences between men and women. C:\>COPY A:\PERSON.DAT+B:\PERSON.DAT HAPPY.COM; IGNORE GENDER.CFG Can I yell "AIDS" in a crowded bathhouse? Closets are for clothing... Not People. Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation. D'you suppose bigotry's a genetic predisposition? Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard. Do gay bars REALLY need two bathrooms? Do gay lumberjacks come out of the woods ? Do you know the secret heterosexual handshake? Do you suppose bigotry's a genetic predisposition? Don't assume I'm straight. Everything Jesus Christ said about homosexuality: " " Family values: a euphemism for theological fascism Gay is not a four-letter word. Hate *is*. Gay politicians are always seeking mandates. Gay? No... but I *DO* get awful happy from time to time... Gays don't recruit. But I note that Christians do. Gays will disappear when Hetersexuals stop breeding. Heterosexual, pro-gays rights, and proud of it. Homophobe's dream come true; "deFAG"menting program for computer. Homophobes who type too much... next on Geraldo! Homophobia is fear of being "just a sex object." Homophobia is a heterosexual disease! Homophobia is a threat to military order and discipline. Homophobia is generally a cover for repressed homosexual tendencies. Homophobia... A great thing to LOSE! Homosexual Female Spies: Lesbianage. Homosexual Tarot Readers, and the Satanic Laundresses Who Love Them... Homosexuality is not an abnormality, illness, or disorder. Homosexuality isn't taught. Hate and prejudice are! I admit it! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body! I've got no problem with Lesbians we're into the same thing! I've never heard of a woman *raped* by a gay male, have you? If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any. If Homosexuality is a disease, can I call in Queer? If you are what you eat, what's a lesbian then? If you have a problem with homosexuals, don't have sex with any. If you're sure you're not gay, what are you afraid of? In the UK, 40 fags is 2 packs of cigarettes. Here, you can open a bar! Is a gay hooker a fruit tart? Is a gay shoemaker a "fruit cobbler?" Is a party thrown by homosexuals called a gay bash? Isn't it funny that most homophobes are also racist? Isn't it funny that most homophobes are also sexist? It's raining cats and lesbians! Just having a gay ol' time. Klondyke: A Lesbian Eskimo. Ladies and Gentlemen, a lesbian has left the building. Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Rights ARE Family Values! Lesbian: Person from the Middle East. Lesbianage: Gay female spy activity. Lesbians give a whole new meaning to coffee klatches. Lesbians melt in your mouth not in your hand! Let's get one thing straight! I'm not! And I'm not Gay Either! Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you. Men have nipples so women can indulge their latent homosexuality Most homosexuals have heterosexual parents. No, I'm not gay. I'm British and just wanted a cigarette. Not gay, not conservative, not "politically correct." Just ... ME! Open mind: Device used to overcome the effects of bigotry. Redneck -vs- homosexuals? Homosexuals have a higher education. Redneck -vs- homosexuals? Homosexuals make sense with their jokes. Redneck -vs- homosexuals? Homosexuals spell better. Someone you know and love is gay or lesbian. Subspecies of Homo Sapiens: Homophobe Fundamentalis Nonsapiens. Sure, I like girls! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFO Aliens - Next on Geraldo... The best arguments for gay rights are its opponents. The Family Values crowd secretly worry about their OWN sexuality. The solution to gay bashing is NOT Christian bashing. The way to a lesbian's heart is through her clitoris! They came for the gays. I was silent because I wasn't gay. This tagline hand-crafted by Colorado homosexuals. This tagline hand-crafted by Melbourne homosexuals. True or False: A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. What do you call 100 lesbians with rifles? Militia Etheridge! Why are gay bashers always men? Why do straights have LIVES and homosexuals only "lifestyles"? Why do we know the Smurfs won't last forever? Smurfette's a lesbian. Why, some of my Best Friends are heterosexuals! Would a straight Gay confuse the issue at this point? Good! You don't have to be gay to be tolerant! ... Cats: [n] pl. Heat-seeking fur lumps. --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00003 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 1 of 9... -=> On 01-03-98 09:56, Nathan Malyon said to Ivy Iverson,<=- Hi, Nathan; II> C>rename c:\whatIsaid c:\whatImeant -RTSparrow NM> where do i get this LOL NM> Do you have any sci-fi tags?? Well, lessee here... Happy New Year... Happy Tagging Ivy -==- "Apes were invented because politicians were needed." -Asimov "Babies are the enemy of the human race." -Asimov "I'm sorry, Dave...I can't do that." "Joshua... what are you doing?" - Dr. Falken "Open the pod bay doors, HAL!" "The night is a tunnel, a hole into tomorrow." -Jessica "Vehemence is no guarantee of truth." -Isaac Asimov "We read to know we are not alone" "Where is between when there is naught to life but fragile dragon wings?" "Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?" - Joshua A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming... - Barbarella A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures. Been reading those Illuminati conspiracy books again, eh? Bill and Ted meet Wayne and Garth: EXCELLENT......NOT!!!!! Burglar needed. All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey. Ethics change with technology. Even an android must cover his aft servo systems. -Iain Twolan Fandom is my shelter from an insane world. Have you walked the Pattern? Haven't you ever seen a dragon being arrested before?" Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread. I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati. I survived a pot-luck portal. I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer...I'm not your Mum! Illuminatus vehicles provided by the Fnord Motor Company In Castle Perilous, there's 144,000 doors to explore. It is easier to destroy than to create. Keep your best whiskey in a bottle marked "mouthwash". Mother Nature doesn't care if you are having fun. Much that is strange can happen to a world on the back of a turtle My karma is heavily seasoned with the spice of Improbability. Never fire a laser at a mirror. Never stand next to someone throwing shit at an armed man. Never throw sh*t at an armed man. Never waste calories. (Fuzzy Pink Niven's Law) No cause is so right that one cannot find a fool following it. No magic at the table, you know the rules. No technique works if it isn't used. Not responsible for advice not taken. Octarine is the eighth colour, the pigment of the Imagination.(TCoM) Old age is not for sissies. Paint it Octarine: the color of magic. Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless. Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance! Science Fiction: The only genuine consciousness-raising drug. Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensional travel. The Discworld is in for a wild time, when Death gets a life... The Fresh Start Club - where Death is only the beginning! The illuminati aren't out to get you. What was your name again? The legs of Men will lag on a rough road, while a Dwarf goes on!-Gimli The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. (SG) The ways of being human are bounded but infinite. There exist minds which think as well as you do, but differently-Niven There is a time and place for tact. - Larry Niven This is another fine myth you've gotten me into! This is the greatest thing since sliced toothpaste. -Synners. Time spent at SF Cons does not count against your lifespan. Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more. Watch out for the Alerted Snakes of Consequence. When the Master of Sinanju speaks, the Minbari Grey Council listens! Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Science Fiction! Who's your tailor? Mandelbrot? -Cadigan. YOU ARE HERE-> (Where did you think you were?) You must be seeing something I didn't say. -Synners. The ticking of freshly minted seconds... We can rebuild him...! We have the technology...! "Mr. Worf, using Wesley for batl'leth practice is not acceptable!" Picard "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" STAR WARS ...it is pointless to resist... STAR WARS ...taking cyberspace by Force! STAR WARS ...Letting the Wookiee win... STAR WARS ...Having bad feelings about this... STAR WARS ...Using the Force! STAR WARS ...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope. STAR WARS ...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina! STAR WARS ...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE! STAR WARS ...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip! STAR WARS ...You, like your father, are now ours! STAR WARS ...Let go... STAR WARS ...Send in the Clones. STAR WARS ...The swingingest joint since Jedi! STAR WARS ...Massing near Sullust... STAR WARS ...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here... STAR WARS ...Brian Daley wuz here... STAR WARS ...L. Neil Smith wuz here... STAR WARS ...Rusty Miller IS cool... STAR WARS ...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh... STAR WARS ...Never underestimating the Force... STAR WARS ...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu STAR WARS ...floating away with the rest of the garbage... STAR WARS ...It is your destiny... STAR WARS ...Indiana Who?!? STAR WARS ...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s... STAR WARS ...Alive...and in perfect hibernation! STAR WARS ...Thanking the Maker... >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00004 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 2 of 9... STAR WARS ...digging up old fossils... STAR WARS ...where everyone's scruffy lookin'... STAR WARS ...recognizing our foul stench... STAR WARS ...discovering incredible smells... STAR WARS ...you thought we smelled bad on the outside! STAR WARS ...everything's proceeding as we have forseen. STAR WARS ...where many Bothans die... STAR WARS ...Imagining quite a bit... STAR WARS ...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k? STAR WARS ...Harvest is when we need you the most... STAR WARS ...So be it, Jedi... STAR WARS ...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed! STAR WARS ...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us... STAR WARS ...where it helps to get out and push... STAR WARS ...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality... STAR WARS ...And you said it was pretty here... STAR WARS ...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando... STAR WARS ...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm. STAR WARS ...where wars not make one great... STAR WARS ...where our hands are dirty... STAR WARS ...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be. STAR WARS ...being held by you is enough to get us excited STAR WARS ...doubling our efforts... STAR WARS ...finding your lack of faith disturbing... STAR WARS ...Never tell us the odds! STAR WARS ...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open? STAR WARS ...You will join us or die... STAR WARS ...The fools who follow... STAR WARS ...Just assume kiss a Wookiee... STAR WARS ...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators... STAR WARS ...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner... STAR WARS ...Fleeing into the woods... STAR WARS ...It's not our fault! STAR WARS ...we're beginning to agree with you... STAR WARS ...where Shoe Ships are discussed... STAR WARS ...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is! STAR WARS ...You must learn control... STAR WARS ...That name no longer has any meaning to us. STAR WARS ...Indeed you are powerful... STAR WARS ...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper? STAR WARS ...we feel the conflict within you... STAR WARS ...There's no such thing as luck... STAR WARS ...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can! STAR WARS ...We are not a commitee! STAR WARS ...Outrunning the big Corellian ships... STAR WARS ...Locking S-Foils in attack position... STAR WARS ...where the Jedi are not extinct... STAR WARS ...Only you could be so bold... STAR WARS ...Situation *Normal* STAR WARS ...We're all fine down here...How are you? STAR WARS ...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi... STAR WARS ...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas? STAR WARS ...Luminous beings are we... STAR WARS ...disturbing the Force... STAR WARS ...Galoob and dynamite DO mix! STAR WARS ...Yoda, you seek Yoda! STAR WARS ...where Lando is not your token Black hero! STAR WARS ...Last mistake you'll ever make... STAR WARS ...then we'll see you in hell... STAR WARS ...where DoLittle does! STAR WARS ...where no reward is worth this... STAR WARS ...now lets blow this thing and go home! STAR WARS ...Boba Fett?!? Where?!? STAR WARS ...Obi Wan has taught you well... STAR WARS ...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri... STAR WARS ...discussing hidden Rebel bases... STAR WARS ...Pray we don't alter it any further... STAR WARS ...Star Wars Director's Cut `97 STAR WARS ...Star Wars Prequels `98, `99, 2000 STAR WARS ...Star Wars/Disney Con `97 STAR WARS ...Hardware Wars Director's Cut/Prequel '97 after almost crashing into it [the sun], you learn your lesson. -Harry all for want of a magnetic banana! - Dick, 3rd Rock From the Sun Alright ladies! Take no prisoners...or personal checks! -Sally do you ever doodle? -Dick Why, was I in the bathroom too long? -Tommy "Don't get your panties in a wad." "Good advice, thanks." - 3rd Rock "Eyelids.. OPEN THEM!" -Sally "Ohh, they're manual.."-Harry, 3rd Rock I can't doodle. -Dick Well, Dick, you're kinda old...-Tommy, 3rd Rock *I* had a boyfriend that used to burn up on re-entry...-Nina, 3rd Rock "I mean that from the heart of my bottom." - Dick, 3rd Rock f/t Sun I tasted your cookies, and I CAN believe it's not butter! -Sally "I might've scanned her a little." -Dick, 3rd Rock from the Sun "I'm in command." -Dick "Yeah? I'm in PUBERTY, pal!" -Tommy, 3rd Rock I'm not mooning, I'm obsessing. There's a difference. -Dick, 3rd Rock I'm Tommy, don't call me Augie either. - Tommy, 3rd Rock It's a bunch of rotted fruit. I guess I gotta learn to paint faster. My mother was a cold recepticle, and my father was a machine.- Harry Tell me how it feels to use 10% of your brain. -Dick to class,3rd Rock To make a long story short, I have no idea...- Harry, 3rd Rock f/t Sun We could easily turn men into a slave race..or do hair.-Sally,3rd Rock What are you doing? -Mary I'm entering the pod. -Dick, on a plane What did you expect me to do? BEAM you in? - Tommy, 3rd Rock f/t Sun "Why am *I* the woman?" -Sally "Because you lost!" -Dick <3rd Rock> "Women are trouble. I should know, I've been one for 2 weeks!" - Sally Women...you can't live with 'em...an yet, they're everywhere...-Harry You can't spell painting without `pain'. -Mary Or `ing'. -Harry You ironically gifted chowderhead! - Dick, about Harry, 3rd Rock "You probed her, didn't you?" -Tommy, 3rd Rock from the Sun You're acting like a big hose monkey. -Dr. Albright, 3rd Rock f/t Sun I backed over it 5 or 6 times...it was an accident. -Mary, 3rd Rock No, no, don't leak...I hate it when you leak! -Dick, 3rd Rock f/t Sun I don't kow, maybe I'm shooting pork in a barrel...-Harry, 3rd Rock This deodorant's a rip-off! It runs out before it reaches my toes! Why didn't I go with the Cheese of the Month Club? -Harry, 3rd Rock I think it's Jerry Garcia! -Tommy with a Santa doll, 3rd Rock f/t Sun You're sitting on my desk, you've never done that before.-Dick to Mary Are these "magic brownies"?-Mary They're Pepperidge Farm.-Dick Oooh, a doobie! Let's bogart that fat boy! -Dick, 3rd Rock from Sun This isn't a joint...it's a frozen French fry. -Mary, 3rd Rock f/t Sun Here's to waterbeds.-Mary Here's to floor lamps!-Dick, 3rd Rock/Sun You can take your mind back!!..or what's left of it...-Sally, 3rd Rock But I don't WANT the cake! I want you! -Dick to Mary, 3rd Rock f/t Sun about "inconsiderate"...I DID bring the brownies...-Dick, 3rd Rock/Sun Oh, damn! I think I'm wearing Harry's underwear again. -Dick, 3rd Rock You're talking about the creature I've come to think of as my son.Dick Wow...you suck...you must feel like crap...-Harry to Sally, dancing >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00005 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [3/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 3 of 9... That's it....spank me....- Harry, dancing We're human American. That should be enough. -Dick, 3rd Rock f/t Sun We're carbon life forms,tell everyone we're Carbo-Americans. -3rd Rock So...that's the traditional headress of ancient secretaries? -3rd Rock Could I be any WHITER? -Mary, 3rd Rock from the Sun Certifiable. As my father, and his father before him. -Dick, 3rd Rock Certifiable...but we don't practice anymore. -Dick, 3rd Rock f/t Sun I don't know what I did wrong. I'm kinda new at being Korean. -Tommy STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Alive...and in perfect hibernation! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...And you said it was pretty here... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm. STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...being held by you is enough to get us excited STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Blue Harvest Prequel/Director's Cut `97 STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Fett?!? Where?!? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Brian Daley wuz here... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...digging up old fossils... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discovering incredible smells... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discussing hidden Rebel bases... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...disturbing the Force... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen. STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...finding your lack of faith disturbing... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Fleeing into the woods... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...floating away with the rest of the garbage... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...FORCE yourself to stay away!... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Galoob and dynamite DO mix! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Prequel/Director's Cut `97 STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Harvest is when we need you the most... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Imagining quite a bit... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indeed you are powerful... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indiana Who?!? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...it is pointless to resist... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It is your destiny... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It's not our fault! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Just assume kiss a Wookiee... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...L. Neil Smith wuz here... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Last mistake you'll ever make... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Letting the Wookiee win... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Locking S-Foils in attack position... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Luminous beings are we... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Massing near Sullust... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...MY Schwartz is as big as yours! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never tell us the odds! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never underestimating the Force... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...no greater FORCE in the Galaxy!... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...now lets blow this thing and go home! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Only you could be so bold... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Outrunning the big Corellian ships... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Pray we don't alter it any further... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...recognizing our foul stench... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Send in the Clones. STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal* STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Director's Cut `97 STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Prequels `98, `99, 2000 STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars/Disney Con `97 STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...taking cyberspace by Force! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Thanking the Maker... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...That name no longer has any meaning to us. STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The fools who follow... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The swingingest joint since Jedi! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...then we'll see you in hell... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...THIS one goes there THAT one goes there... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Using the Force! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We are not a commitee! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we feel the conflict within you... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we're beginning to agree with you... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas? STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be. STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where DoLittle does! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where everyone's scruffy lookin'... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where it helps to get out and push... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Lando is not your token Black hero! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where many Bothans die... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where no reward is worth this... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope. STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where our hands are dirty... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Shoe Ships are discussed... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where the Jedi are not extinct... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where wars not make one great... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Yoda, you seek Yoda! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside! STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You will join us or die... STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours! BLUE HARVEST FIDONET ECHO...Horror Beyond Imagination HARDWARE WARS FIDONET ECHO... Assault on Hoth - By West End Games Battle for Endor - By West End Games Capture by design, kill by necessity - Bounty Hunter's Creed >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00006 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [4/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 4 of 9... Control Sense Alter DEXTERITY KNOWLEDGE MECHANICAL PERCEPTION STRENGTH TECHNICAL Galladnium's Fantastic Technology - By West End Games Han Solo and the Corporate Sector - By West End Games Han Solo: Smuggler's Pride - By West End Games In the hunt, one captures or kills, never both - Bounty Hunter's Creed No Hunter shall interfere with another's hunt - Bounty Hunter's Creed No hunter shall refuse aid to another hunter - Bounty Hunter's Creed No Hunter shall slay another Hunter - Bounty Hunter's Creed Star Warriors - By West End Games Star Wars Galaxy Guides - By West End Games Star Wars, The Dark Empire Sourcebook - By West End Games Star Wars, The Roleplaying Game - By West End Games The Imperial and Rebel Alliance Sourcebooks - By West End Games The Planets Collection - By West End Games The Star Wars Adventure Journal - By West End Games The Star Wars Movie Trilogy Sourcebook - By West End Games The Star Wars Sourcebook - By West End Games There is no death; there is the Force - The Jedi Code There is no emotion; there is peace - The Jedi Code There is no ignorance; there is knowledge - The Jedi Code There is no passion; there is serenity - The Jedi Code "6 TIE fighters? No problem - be back in a minute" - Brash Pilot "@FN@, don't give in to hate - that leads to the dark side." "A fight! Let's go get 'em!" - Kid "A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda "Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" -Solo "Akiata yo fa!" - Logray "Always in motion is the future." - Yoda "An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi Wan "And I thought they smelt bad on the outside" - Han Solo "And you said it was pretty here" - C3P0 "Anything to please your Eminence." - Kren Blista-Vanee "Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" - Leia "Arrruhh graagh!" - Chewbacca "Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda "Before the dark ages, before, the Empire" - Obe Wan "Better her then me" - Han Solo "Bo shuda.." - Jabba the Hutt "Bother", said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. "Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. "Bring 'em on, I prefer a straight fight rather than this sneaking"-Han "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."-Leia "Chewie, take the professor in the back." "Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right." - Han Solo "Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here." - Han Solo "Concentrate Fire on that Super Star Destroyer!" - Admiral Ackbar "Control, control. You must learn control." - Yoda "Do or do not. At least that's what he always says." - Kyp Durron "Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda "Don't cross me boy...where's my bottle?" - Failed Jedi "Don't underestimate the power of the force" - Darth Vader "Don't worry, she'll hold together" - Han Solo "Don't worry, she'll hold together. Hear me baby? Hold together." - Solo "Eieche Wawa" - Ewok "Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo "Everything is under control. Situation normal." - Han Solo "Exciting is hardly the word I would choose" - C3P0 "Found someone you have I would say" - Yoda "General, count me in." - Leia Organa "Gimme a light!" ...-hissss... "No, no! Bud Li-" "Go get your ride and take her back to base." - Stormtrooper Scout "Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda "Grrr...! (growl some)!" - Wookie First Mate "Hahahaha!" - Salacious Crumb "He will join us or die, my master." - Vader "He will not be permanently damaged." - Vader "He'd better not die. He's worth a lot to me alive." - Bounty Hunter "He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader "He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him." - Leia "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Leia "Help you I can. Yes, mmmm." - Yoda "Hey, it's me!" - Han Solo "Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you." - Han Solo "Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one" "Hmmmmm....take you to him I will." - Yoda "How typical" - C3P0 "How you get so big eating food of that kind" - Yoda "Hurry up will ya, I haven't got all day" - Han Solo "Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!" - Han "I am a Jedi, like my father before me." - Luke Skywalker "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." - Vader "I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation." - C-3PO of Borg "I am not a committee!" - Leia "I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." - Yoda "I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct." -Solo "I don't know how we're going to get out of this one." - Han Solo "I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain." - Leia "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." - Han Solo "I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this." - Leia "I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money!" - Han Solo "I feel terrible" - Han Solo "I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate." - Luke Skywalker "I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader "I happen to like nice men." - Leia "I have a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba, I'm a dead man." "I Love You" ... "I know" - Leia & Han "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board." - Leia "I sense something. A presence I've not felt since......" - Darth Vader "I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win" - C3P0 "I take orders from just one person! Me!" - Han Solo "I think we're in trouble." - Han Solo "I think you will fit in nicely." - EV-9D9 "I will renew you for happier service." - Sh'tk'ith (Bluescale) "I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor."- Han "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!" - Leia "I'll give you 300 credits a ton for those..." - Sullustan Trader "I'm beginning to agree with you." - Luke "I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio." - Han Solo "I'm ready for anything" - Luke Skywalker "I'm terribly sorry about this, after all, he's only a wockie" - C3P0 "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last." - Vader "I've got a bad feeling about this" - Han Solo >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00007 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [5/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 5 of 9... "I've got a very bad feeling about this." - Han Solo "If he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"-Solo "If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!" - Leia "If we can just avoid any more female advice..." - Han Solo "If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny." - Vader "Impressive... most impressive." - Vader "In my expierence there is no such thing as luck" - Obe Wan "In time you will call me Master." - Emperor "Increase forward firepower!" - Admiral Piett "It could be worse." "It's worse." - Leia and Han "It is you who are mistaken... about a great many things." - Emperor "It isn't friendly, that's for sure" - Han Solo "It's a sure thing. Can't lose. Trust me." - Gambler "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." - Threepio "It's not my fault!" - Han Solo "Just open the door you stupid lug" - C3P0 "Kiss my Wookiee!" - Han Solo "Last mistake you'll ever make" - Luke Skywalker "Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo "Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine." - Tessek "Let me talk to them - I know how these guys think." - NR Bureaucrat "Lock S-Foils in attack positions!" - Wedge Antilles "Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda "Lord Vader,you WILL show me some respect" Palpatine "Pfblt" Vader "Luke! Fighters on your tail!" |*| (*) |*| "Luke, don't turn off the flashlight! That leads to the Dark Side." "Luke, Han, Leia, and my favorite: Obi Wan! They're all here!" "Luke, I'm your mother." - Yoda "Luke... use the mouse, Luke..." - Obi-Windows "Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda "Many Bothans died to bring us this information." - Mon Mothma "May the Force be with us." - Admiral Ackbar "Maybe I'm just going crazy" - Luke Skywalker "Mind what you have learned. Save you it can." - Yoda "Mistress, they believe you are some sort of diety. Oh my!" - P. Droid "Moobeah, Moobeah, eh?" - Nien Nunb "Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!" "Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!" - Yoda "Must face Vader. Then a Jedi you will be." - Yoda "Ne Jabba no badda." - Bib Fortuna "Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie." - Bib Fortuna "Never tell me the odds!" - Han Solo "No reward is worth this!" - Han Solo "No time to discuss this in committee." - Han Solo "No wala wa!" - Oola "No, Luke....I * AM * your father!" "No. There is another." Yoda "Nope. Giving up is not my style. Not ever." - Lando "Not entirely stable! I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!"-Han "Now let's blow this thing and go home!" - Han Solo "Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base." - Vader "Now why couldn't the Death Star have exploded like that?" - Lando "Nu chabba wa." - Chief Chirpa "Oh my! Imperials ! RUNAWAY RUNAaaa...SZAAAAP...thunk" "Oh, bloody hell!" Boba Fett, after falling into the Sarlacc. "Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo "Oh, switch off." - C-3PO "Oh, the shame of it all. My father a Sith." "Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes." - Leia "Ohhhh! Jedi master! Yoda... you seek Yoda!" - Yoda "One thing's for sure-we're all gonna be a lot thinner." - Han Solo "One thousand herds of elephants are standing on my foot!" - Nien Nunb "Oshiffer dat ashterid jumped out of nowhere !" "Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." - Vader "Please go bathe, human." - Firwirrung "Punch it Chewie, B A N G ! " "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold." - Boba Fett "Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed." - Leia "R2 has been known to make mistakes.......from time to time." - C3PO "R2D2 where are you?" - C3P0 "Rancor Collections Inc.:You want it WE'LL get it,or ELSE." "Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force." - Yoda "Riker? Riker couldn't whoop me on his best day!" -Solo "Sir, we've got enemy ships in sector 2-7!" - Lieutenant Sesfan "Skywalker & Sons: Intergalactic ScrapYards" "Snort, grunt, grunt." - Ortugg (Gamorrean Guard) "So certain are you, yes?" - Yoda "So many targets, and so little time." - Tol Sivron "Someday you're going to be wrong, and I hope I'm there to see it. "-Leia "Space 'em boys!" - Cyborged Pirate "Stay low and soft." - Bren Derlin "Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong!" - Yoda "Take you to him I will, yes!"- Yoda "Technology won't save us." - George Lucas "That can be arranged!" - Han "That Death Star's causing some harm, big time!" - Lando "That isn't very reassuring" - C3P0 "That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked my" - C3P0 "That name no longer has any meaning to me." - Vader "That was no laser blast! Something hit us." - Han Solo "That's alright. I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."-Luke "That's impossible, even for a computer." - Wedge "That's no moon... this is a moon," said Ben, pulling down his pants. "Thats no moon....THIS is a moon" Obi-Wan Kenobi drops pants "The big ship. I want to see that one explode." - Tol Sivron "The bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind." - Solo "The circle is now complete." - Darth Vader "The Emperor has been expecting you." - Vader "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Darth Vader "The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force." - Darth Vader "The force has a strong influence over the weak minded" - Obe Wan "The Force is strong with this one!" - Vader "The Force is strong with this one" "No, he just needs a bath" "The Force is strong...use it for good!" - Young Jedi "The force will be with you...always." "The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." - Emperor "Then I'll see you in hell! Yah!" - Han "There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." - Han Solo "There is a great disturbance in the Force. Get his battery!" -Emperor "There is a great disturbance in the Force." - Emperor "There is no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader "There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me. "-Obi "There's no escape, don't make me destroy you" - Darth Vader "There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny." - Han Solo "There's too many! I can't shake 'em!" "Think of peace and honor - and act upon that only!" - A. Force Stud. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00008 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [6/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 6 of 9... "This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart." - Han Solo "This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive." - Jabba "This is a really strange place to find a Jedi Master." - Luke "This is not the cattle market of Shaum Hii." - Pellaeon "This may smell bad kid." - Han "This place gives me the creeps." - Luke "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!" -Han Solo "Trouble with grammar have I, yes." - Yoda "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda "Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside!" - Han "Ummm, trouble with grammer have I, yes?" - Yoda "Warp drive is for the Warped,Hyperspace is for the Hyper" "Watch your mouth kid or you'll find yourself floating home" - Han Solo "We can do business, no?" - Ephant Mon "We can't repel assimilation of that magnitude!" - Ackbar of Borg "We have been wounded - but we will never be defeated!" -Admiral Daala "We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle." - Crix Madine "We seem to be made to suffer, it's out lot in life" - C3P0 "We shall double our efforts!" - Moff Jerjerrod "We'll be destroyed for sure, this is maddness" - C3P0 "We're doomed" - C3P0 "Weegua! Thwept! (laugh)" - Ewok Warrior "Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, Princess." - Han Solo "Well, this could be it sweetheart." - Han "What a desolate place this is" - C3P0 "What a piece of junk" - Luke Skywalker "What good does it do to withhold information?" - Qwi Xux "What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" - Han Solo "What is thy bidding, my master?" - Darth Vader "What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad?" - Curi. Explorer "When 900 years old *you* reach, look as good you will not." - Yoda "When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?" "When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master." - Vader "When nine-hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not,hmm?" "Where'd you learn about kethriak marauders, tha zoo?" - Cyn. Scout "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi "Who's scruffy looking?!" - Han Solo "Why, you stuckup...half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!"-Leia "Will this never end?" - C3P0 "Woman your ships! And may the Force be with you!" - MaDodonna "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" - Leia "Ya know, sometimes I even amaze myself" - Han Solo "Yes, I bet you have" - Han Solo "Yes, my master." - Barada "You are reckless!" - Yoda "You are unwise to lower your defenses." - Vader "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia "You can dispense with the pleasentries, Admiral.."-Darth Vader "You certainly have a way with people" Leia "You could use a good kiss!" - Han Solo "You don't have to do this to impress me." - Leia "You don't know the power of the dark side!" - "Darth, your wife on line 1" "You have learned much, young one." - Vader "You just don't give up, do you, Calrissian?" - Mara Jade "You know better than to trust a strange computer!" - Threepio "You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo "You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han Solo "You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark." - Han Solo "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder." - Jabba "You must unlearn what you have learned." - Yoda "You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?!" - Han Solo "You said it, Chewie. Where did you pick up that old fossil?" "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake..." - Han Solo "You think they'll melt us down?" - C3P0 "You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me." - Han Solo "You want the impossible" - Luke Skywalker "You were right about me." - Anakin Skywalker "You were saying coming here was a bad idea." - Luke "You will go to the Degoba System." - Obi Wan "You will never find a more rechid hive of scum and villiany" - Obi Wan "You'll be malfunctioning in a day you nearsighted scrapepile" C3P0 "You'll find I'm full of surprises!" - Luke Skywalker "You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." - 9-D9 "You're a part of the Rebel Alliance... and a traitor." - Vader "You're fortunate to be in one piece" - Obe Wan Kanobe "You've never heard of the (name of your ship here)?!" - Smuggler "Young fool... only now, at the end, do you understand." - Emperor "Your eyes can decieve you, don't trust them" - Obe Wan "Yub yub!" - Wicket 'It's Not My Fault!' - Han Solo & Lando Calrissian (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Yoda? 8===O*O===8 X-Wing attack! 8===O*O===8 >o< >o< >o< X-Wing attack! >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< >o< A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away... Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? -Han Solo Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm? -Dirty Yoda Always in motion is the Future... - Yoda. Apology accepted, Captain Needa. - Vader Artoo, look! Captain Solo! And he's still frozen in carbonite. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Attacking that battlestation ain't my idea of courage, it's more Beam me to the star destroyer...whoops, wrong universe! Because he's holding a thermal detonator! Boba Fett?....Boba Fett?....where?... Brian Daley wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)... C-3PO: "Might I inquire what's going on?" Han Solo: "Why not?" Calrissian, take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.. Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. - Leia Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here. - Han Solo CHEWIE: "Ack! Ack!" LUKE: "What's wrong?!" HAN: "Hairball." Cloning is the sencerest form of flattery... Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. - Han Solo Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here. - Han Solo Concentrate all fire on that shoe. Darth Vader sleeps with a teddy-Wookiee! Darth Vader...only you could be so bold. - Leia Death Star - Intel Pentium Inside Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?! - Han Solo Do not underestimate the power of the Force. Do or Do not. There is no try.-Yoda Don't look like you're keeping your distance..I dunno..fly casual... don't worry she'll hold together (hear me baby...hold together)... DUCT TAPE has a Dark Side, a Light Side, & binds the universe together Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. - Han Solo Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars! >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1C00009 Date: 01/07/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 12:17pm \/To: NATHAN MALYON (Read 2 times) Subj: [7/9] Sci-Fi tags >>> Part 7 of 9... Every Silver lining has a clone around it. everything is proceeding as I have forseen... Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Han Solo Fate protects fools, children and ships named Millennium Falcon. Force Strength Meter -> weak strong Go get your ride..take her back to base... Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management. Graduate of the Han Solo school of asteroid belt navigation. Guinan is Yoda on stilts. Yoda is Kermit on drugs. Harvest is when I need you the most...only one more season... He will join us or die, my master. - Vader He will not be permanently damaged. - Vader He's alive...and in perfect hibernation... He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him. - Leia He's the brains sweetheart... Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. - Leia (Hologram) Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you. - Han Solo Hey... it's me! - Han Solo Hi, my name's Boba, Boba Fett. People call me Boba Fett. Hmmmm... Teach you backwards to speak, I can.. -Yoda- Hmph! Seriousness! Sobriety! A Jedi craves not these! Hurry up goldenrod or you're gonna be a permanant resident!... I am a Jedi, like my father before me. I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader I am not a committee! - Leia I am your father. - Darth Vader I can be a great disturbance in the Force.... I can't see...your eyesight will return in time... I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct. - Han Solo I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. - Han Solo I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. - Leia I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. - Han Solo I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia I don't know..I could imagine quite a bit... I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo I feel terrible. - Han Solo I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate. I find your lack of faith.....disturbing. - Darth Vader I got him! I got him!...Great kid, don't get cocky!... I happen to like nice men. - Leia I have a really bad feeling about this. - Han Solo I know there is good in you... I know. Somehow... I've always known. - Leia I love you.....I know... I sense something. A presence I've not felt since....... - Darth Vader I take orders from just one person! Me! - Han Solo I used to bullseye Womprats in my T-16 back home... I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. -Emperor I'm Luke Skywalker of Borg. I think I'm in the wrong universe. I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a great warrior... I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio. - Han Solo I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker... I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. - Vader I've got a bad feeling about this. - Han Solo I've got a bad feeling about this... I've got a very bad feeling about this. - Han Solo If Ella Fitzgerald ever marries Darth Vader, she'll be Ella Vader. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive! - Leia if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?... If we can just avoid any more female advice... - Han Solo If you rescue her the reward would be...WHAT?... Impressive... most impressive. - Vader Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen. - Vader instead of a big dark blur I see a big light one... Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too? it is the name of your true self, you've only forgotten... it is too late for me, son... Jedi do it with Force. Jedi's never die, they fade away Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Vader Kenobi/Skywalker '98 Lando's not a system, he's a man. - Han Solo Lando, Lando, he's our man! If he can't do it... we'll get Han! Laugh it up, fuzz ball. - Han Solo Leia: "Would it helped if I got out and pushed?" Han: "It might." Live long, prosper, and may The Force be with you! Long live the Rebel Alliance! Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me. - Han Solo Lord Vader..I should've known... Luke! Fighters on your tail! |*| (*) |*| Luke! Fighters on your tail! OĴ (O) OĴ Luke: "I don't... I don't believe it." Yoda: "That is why you fail." Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be." Lukewarm...? Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket? Many Bothans died to bring us this information. - Mon Mothma Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind. - Han Solo May The Force Be With You. Negative.. Negative.. I'm not a main character so I missed. Never tell me the odds! - Han Solo No reward is worth this. - Han Solo No time to discuss this in committee. - Han Solo Not bad for a little furball. - Han Solo Now let's blow this thing and go home! - Han Solo Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base. - Vader now your failure is complete..if you will not turn, perhaps she will Now, young Skywalker....you will die! Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Vader Obi-Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!" Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father... Of Borg, Yoda am I. Be assimilated, will you. Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them. - Han Solo Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time! -Luke Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel. - C-3PO Oh, switch off. - C-3PO Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. - Leia Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for. - C-3PO Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force. - Emperor Oohhh. Jedi Master. Yoda. You seek Yoda. People don't have bounties, only acquisitions have bounties - BH Creed Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them. - Vader Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly. - Vader Potatoes do not concern me, Captain. I want that ship! Prepare to go into hyperspace on my mark... prisioner transfer from cellblock 1138... ready are you?...what know you of ready?... >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)