--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1B00001 Date: 01/04/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 05:16pm \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Terminate 5.0 Yo, DJ Gabriel! Max it up! GP> Wich program would recommend me for put taglines in the terminate? I GP> had testd many, and thy seem not to work propely. Thanks As its author, I'd heartily recommend Tag-O-Matic... Depends on your need. If you merely want something that invisibly tags your messages, then Tag-O-Matic may be overkill. There are plenty of tagtools around, most of which will work with Termail5 and a large number have been written specifically for it. I can't quite bring myself to recommend anyone else's program though... ') Simon ... More exciting than a Parczewski film! --- FMail 1.22 * Origin: Tag-O-Matic - Freq T-MATIC from Origin (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1B00002 Date: 01/05/98 From: KEVIN W. KELLY Time: 02:29am \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Terminate 5.0 _-_ Up popped a message from Gabriel _-_. _-_ I felt compelled to write... _-_ gp> Wich program would recommend me for put taglines in the gp> terminate? I had testd many, and thy seem not to work propely. I'll admit that I'm biased, but I honestly believe that you'll be hard pressed to find anything better than Tag-O-Matic. Available from www.terminate.com or ftp.terminate.com or for Freq from any decent BBs near you. Tatta, duck! ... Everything comes to those who hustle while they wait KwK Tag-O-Matic V.13a TAGLINES_UK for support and more tags.... 66/1 --- Terminate 5.00/Pro with Tag-O-Matic * Origin: "He's Not Here, Lady!" (2:440/601.18) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1B00003 Date: 01/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:44am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] << Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >> C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C++ classes - call for times and dates! - Most people deserve each other! - "No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg ((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))) * The graveyards are full of indispensable men Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble? COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck Check again to make sure it's not loaded * <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a haircut 39 pound + VAT (VAT=Vodka And Tonic) Can you see it Joker? It's written all over my face * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Squared tribbles 'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 Cheese Une Crackers! This TagLine is Crummy ------------ Out of Order ------------- * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles with hula hoops "Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE! # of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000 "Paid off"? What does that mean? - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed * * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day * * * <- Tribbles <- dissected tribbles Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge "Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE "The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importanc 186,282 miles per second, it's the LAW (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself CPU time flies when you're having fun ! Not on your life ! "U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarde Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation Captain, I need to kill someone. Worf 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum C-ing is believing Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! "Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!" C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMUCK Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad * * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles Capitalistic man exploits man; Socialism reverses this 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's 586 2 x 4 bbs - a basic board ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ C Programmers do it with models! CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit Captain, stop staring at my chest!  Troi - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data? (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) 640k = 4480 in dog bytes <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk Catch the Blue Wave! Can a blue man sing the whites? CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate ----> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. <---- Change is inevitable ... except from vending machines (C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm Celebrate Hannibal Day. Take an elephant to lunch * FORD Fix or Repair Daily Can you open your mind without it falling out? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse? CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! *************************** e n d *********************** "Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!" ?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society? "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh ########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize (I)gnore (R)etry (A)bort (M)eltdown Challenge is the fuel that drives the winner *}- Tribble Olympics: Archery *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone   {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down   :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: Can I go back to bed now? - this space intentionally left blank - #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1B00004 Date: 01/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:44am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm  HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles 'Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.' --Lw Cherokee...marching on the trail of tears 1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast **FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero! Horace (8 BC) Caution:High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED!! 1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd 3Wizard in a strange WAN C++ programmers earns money by inheritence - Thou shall not kill !evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL Chaperone: a form of fire extinguisher "Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?" !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH "Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em o Candy's dandy but liquor's quicker. - O.N COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds! Caution! - Bug squashing in progress "DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something 93.4% of all statistics are made up. The rest are false ?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI 1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug ==================Taggig linje================== Can't see it? It's there. I'm using stealth technology * * * <- Tribbles    <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles 7 Days without pizza makes one weak Certified to serve! <- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!! California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery Chaste makes waste CATS ARE IT! "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!" *// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing  Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye!   Data "Fire, Mr. Worf!" "You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you th *8 *8 *8 <--- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll - This space for Rent - * * * <- Tribbles <- after the wash cycle  Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals * * <- Tribbles Snorkelling CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?" C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH &TheMenWhoHoldHighPlacesMustBeThe1stToStart 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left Careful planning will never replace dumb luck  We Know We Belong To The Land..OK  "C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit  I see how their eyes are gathered into one  C U L8TR "DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying UTS is out C'ing More and More Each Day!!! Chastity Belt is here. Do you have the right key? nferior, ut arketable 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you #*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER "Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them Call waiting, great if you have two friends "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses? * <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble 21.3v xileT fo resu deifsitaS Cash: a poor man's credit card! "Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will <<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> - Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud !!!SMILE!!! GOT IT!!! C Error #034: !!! RAID !!! * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young Captains Log: 3235.3 MS finally release Cairo Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel !tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange C Error #008: It'll never work, really! 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> "She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul 'Cause It's A Mystery! C Error #003: You're joking... right? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1B00005 Date: 01/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:45am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Camera bugs always know where to light! Can YOU fly? "That was the stun setting." "This is not." * <-- Tribble <-- Tribble Sandwich Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? "Is that lemon in your tea?" "No, s'lime." Caution: PET XING 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! * * * (Tribbles) (Tribbles after Biology lab) C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE ***ď*** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter 43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!! (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed." "Cashew?" "Gesundheit!" "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared (takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose() ...Just a RIME without a reason..... */ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza? <-Stealth Tagline "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles <<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button! C programming means never having to say you're done * * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut! Cheech! Hey! Cheech! C:\> The stick shift of computing - Add Tagline * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * #:-) <: - Snake stalking person  This side up  Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays t * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles wearing condoms Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins $1000 reward for finding this man: 386, EZR, John Hancock ....The only way to TAG "Fascinating." Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk * * * <- Tribbles    <- Tribbles on drugs Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic 7 Days without pizza makes one weak 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed * <-- Grandpa Tribble with his cane Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts COBOL can be cured with early detection! 667: Satan's neighbor 1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6 'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter Carpenters are just plane folks Camels have wet dreams too CPAV Warning:(S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing CGA is the pallete from hell Check the dilithium crystals, we've got a cross-echo << Registration number coming soon! >> * * * <- Tribbles <- after being stuck in elevator Capital Punishment: the income tax * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla Cash, a poor person's credit card !knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD Caution: Contents under pressure! ((wrong && wrong) != right) 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; *> - | <- Tribble Archery C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n"); * * * <- Tribbles <- after hairclub visit COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance "Once," adverb: Enough Celibacy is not hereditary "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind Can you prove it didn't happen? * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla 6 x 9 = 42 base 13 "It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed! ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay.... Cheer up - things will get worse 2+2=4 (for the time being) - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers? C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? California makes the best wine, New York the best whine 90% of any business transaction is selling yourself 9.8 m/s: Not just a good idea; it's the LAW! Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse? 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag Can you whistle 300 baud? Cheer up, the worst is yet to come Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent C is for Bangers C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN [End Tags]