--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300062 Date: 12/30/97 From: ALEXANDER BRAUN Time: 03:58pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 2 times) Subj: Bondage Hi Scott, SR>Can Someone Send My Way Some Bondage Tags "She is the night, and my lonliness in bondage." Danzig "We are in bondage to the law in order that we may be free." Cicero Bother! said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists. Cutters dictionary:Tongue Tied=Oral Bondage Discovering the bondage properties of cling wrap..... Everybody on stage for the big bondage number! - Tom Guy: Months in bondage * Tom: That was the good part I tried bondage but I didn't close the handcuffs Learning about the bondage uses of plastic wrap has made me Glad. Marriage? Nah, I'm not into bondage Newest PSYCH Disease: Bondage Deficiency Disorder Republicans understand the importance of bondage. Quayle Self bondage doesn't really work out - Tom on handcuffs She is the night, and my lonliness in bondage. - Danzig The Bondage Experts!!! ######## The Royal Shakespeare Company presents: "Gay Boys in Bondage" The name is Bondage, James Bondage. There's a striking difference between Bondage & Discipline We are in bondage to the law in order that we may be free. - Cicero We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free. We are in bondage to the law that we may be free. Yielding to the will of God is not bondage - it is blessing. Ciao, Alex ... A cheap dominatrix would offer bargain debasement ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! (282564 Taglines) (#144) (PGP Public Key via EB) --- CrossPoint v3.11 * Origin: *eMail* (schwede@ant.flysoft.com) *Fido* (2:2453/775.12) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300063 Date: 12/30/97 From: BORIS TERZIC Time: 09:01am \/To: JANADA OAKLEY (Read 2 times) Subj: Obscure humor And the cosmic ballet continues... BT>> Exquisite! Got any more Duckman tags? JO> Sure do! Pleased to meet another Duckman fan. And an avid one at that, pitty they don't show it over here anymore. JO> Wish I had more, but I'm glad to share what I have. :) Thanks! ::::::[common.%.hedgehog.(brought).to.Fidonet.by.%%(ntropy@mail.dma.be)]:::::: ::::::::::::::[but the hedgehog can never be buggered at l]::::::::::::::::: ... He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous. - Shakespeare --- FMail 1.22 * Origin: MESS::DemosScene:Coding:SF::24/24:7/7::(+32-3-772.69.25 (2:292/8139) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300064 Date: 01/02/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 09:13am \/To: BLANCA ALVAREZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Looney Tunes BA-=>Does someone have any Looney Tunes tags? Let's see:  "Everybody do the Michigan Rag!"   "Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit! Kill de wabbit!"  Elmer Fudd "A joke, son. It's a JOKE. Don'cha get it?" Foghorn Leghorn "A moment whilst I think up some more deviltry." Bugs Bunny "Ah *HA!* (pregnant pause) Pronoun Trouble..." Daffy Duck. "Ah said, pay attention, boy!" Foghorn Leghorn. "Ah'm thinkin'! ...And muh head hurts." Yosemite Sam "Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny." Elmer Fudd "Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet. We're hunting Elmers..." Bugs Bunny & Daffy "Be vewy qwiet. I'm assimiwating humans." Elmer of Borg "Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Womuwins!" Capain Elmer J. Fudd "Be vewy, vewy quiet. Me hunt saber-tooth wabbit." Elmer Fuddstone "Cockadoodle, I say doodle, do, son." Foghorn Leghorn "Consequences, Shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich." Daffy Duck "Crazy me... That was my *sweeping* broom." Witch Hazel "Cut the cards, varmint." >WHOCK!< "OOH! That ain't whut ah meant!" "Did the Easter Bunny have its rabies shots?" Elmer "DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!" Daffy Duck "Dragons is soooooooooo stupid!" Sir Sam of Yosemite "Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh - Thhhhthat's all, Folks!" Porky Pig "Ehhh... What's up, Doc?" - Bugs Bunny "Enter, O seeker of knowledge... THAT'S YOU, FATHEAD!!" Bugs as Swami "Even a genius can have an off day." Wile E. Coyote "Great horny toads!" Yosemite Sam "Have you got a doctor in the balcony, lady?" - Daffy Duck "He don't know me vewy well, do he?" - Bugs Bunny "Hey... there's something scewey going on around here." E. Fudd "His mind is like a steel trap - full of mice." Foghorn Leghorn "Hmmmmmmmm music hater." Bugs Bunny "Ho! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust! BOING! "Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" "HOBOKEN? Ooooh! I'm DYING again!" Bugs Bunny "I am like the wind... untamable, yet annoying..." Babs Bunny "I don't care who wins... I'll fricasse the loser!" Chicken Hawk "I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency." F.Leghorn "I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George." Snowman "I wonder if that silly duck will remember he can fly." Bugs "I wonder if that silly duck will remember he can swim." Bugs I'll bet Mel Tillis could do a mean Porky Pig. "I'm a wabbit swayer, a guitar pwayer." Ozzie Fudd "I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg, Nyah, what's up collective? "I'm going to worm all your *ugly* secrets out of you." Witch Hazel "I'm not angry... just terribly, terribly hurt." The Martian "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible!" Daffy "I'm so deathly afraid of getting pretty as I grow older." Witch Hazel "If he catches you, you're through" Road Runner. "If HE'S a DUCK, then I'm a dirty skunk! BLAM!" Daffy Duck "It was so hot I fwoze to death." Elmer Fudd "It's *baseball* season." Bugs "Baseball?!" - Elmer Fudd "It's Fiddler Crab Season. I'm A Fiddler Crab!" Daffy Duck "It's the suspense that gets me." Bugs Bunny "King of the Cats, eh? Well, you're not _my_ king." Sylvester to Lion "Knock it off, Baryshnikov! He's getting away!" Daffy to Fudd "Look, Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..." Foghorn "My biscuits are burnin'!" Yosemite Sam "Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist." Mad Dr. "Next time swipe one of Daffy's routines." Bugs Bunny "Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." Foghorn Leghorn "Of all the things I haven't got, I love gold the best." Elmer Fudd "Of course, you know, this means war!" Bugs Bunny "Only a dirty rat would do that... or a dirty duck." Daffy "OOOOOH, I'll keelhaul you for this!" Yosemite Sam "Ooooohhhh! I hates rabbits." Yosemite Sam "QUIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!" - Bugs Bunny "Say your prayers, varmint!" Yosemite Sam "She was a headache, but viva l'amour!" Pepe LePew "Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears." E. Fudd "SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!" Daffy Duck "Someday they'll outlaw this annual madness known as Rabbit Season." "Something's awfuwwy SCWEWWY here..." Elmer "Tell me now, who undoes your hair?" Witch Hazel "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!" Porky Pig "That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver." Foghorn Leghorn "That boy's about as sharp as a pumpkin." Foghorn Leghorn "That was, I said, that was a JOKE son!" Foghorn Leghorn "The best laid plans often go a-fowl" - Wile E. Coyote "The earthling has stolen the space modulator!" The Martian "The one in the middle may remain... the rest, another day."- Pepe LePew "The price for puerile entertainment is preposterous!" Daffy "There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!" The Martian "THIS PLACE IS JUST _SLOPPING_ OVER WITH PEACE AND QUIET!" Daffy "Topping tonight's stories: chocolate fudge!" Buster Bunny "We're the first country to get a coyote into orbit." Bugs "What a maroon!" Bugs Bunny "What a wonderful way to _cement_ a friendship." Wile E. Coyote "What's all the hubbub, bub?" B. Bunny. "What's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny "Whata maroon!" Bugs Bunny "Whatcha tyin' down a punkin for?" Foghorn Leghorn to Chicken Hawk "Wile E. Coyote, Sooooper Geeeenius!" Wile E. Coyote "Woodja like genuine artificial butter flavor with your popcorn?" Bugs "You're staying for lunch... You _are_ lunch." Wile E. to Bugs "You're.... Despicable..." Daffy Duck. "You've done it again, you genius, you!" Wile E. Coyote to self (c) Copywight @YEAR@ Elmer Fudd. All wights weserwved. >BANG< >BANG< >BANG< >BANG< "That'll learn ya!" Yosemite Sam >sniff< "You remind me of Paul... my pet tarantula." >sob< - Witch Hazel Ah'm Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son. Aww wight! Where's my WAM memowy, you wascwy wabbit? Bugs Bunny of Borg: "What's up, Collective?" Bugs Bunny was an optimist. Daffy Duck of Borg. "Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant!" Daffy Duck of Borg: "Resistance is dithpicable!" Daffy Duck of BORG: "We will assimilate your Egos!" Daffy Duck of Borg: "Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrrrrrrelevant!" Daffy Duck of Borg: "You're too despicable to assimilate!" Elmer Fudd as Fweddy Kwueger: "C'mere, bunny wabbit. I got a supwize!" Elmer Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is usewess. huh huh huh hut! Elmer Fudd's having a bad hare day! Elmer of Borg: "Wesistance is usewess. Pwepare to be assimiwated." Foghorn Leghorn of Borg: "Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated!" Fudd of Borg: "Allwight... Pwepare to be assimiwated ." Fudd of Borg: "Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit." Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is wusewess. If Babs Bunny was a spy, would she be Mata Hare-i? If Wile E. Coyote could afford all that stuff, why didn't he buy food? Just stay away from those products from ACME, Mr. Coyote. Meep! Meep! [F/X - picture a cloud of smoke...] Mr. Pepe LaPeu, you are found guilty of sexual harrasment & stinking! Porky Picard: "Bedeebedeebedee... make it so, folks!" Porky Pig of Borg: "Prepare to be assim.. assim... I'm taking over!" Porky Pig of Borg: "You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important." Porky Pig of Borg: "You will be assim-assim... absorbed!" Yoiks! and away! (WHAM!) Yoiks and away. (Wham!) Yoikth and avay (wham!) Yosemite Sam of Borg: "Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!" Yosemite Sam of Borg: "When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!" ... 100 Common Cents: 1 Canadian Looney. --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1400000 Date: 01/03/98 From: ERIC SCALF Time: 06:47pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: my complete list of tags Here's my current, complete list of taglines.. -------------BEGIN TAGS HERE-------------- In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death. NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways. Hacking? I don't have furballs!!! BENJI!! LOOK OUT!! ?8% NO TERRIER!!! kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer! Reality is for those who can not handle RPG's Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it!!! Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving. Love to but, I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats. And all the Borg left was this darn Macintosh Newton had a bad trip, and now there's calculus. Poli = many, tics = blood-sucking parasites Wait until MCI finds out what I'm do*%&%*(^ NO CARRIER Anything not nailed down is a cat toy... WorfBurgers - We do it your way. Any other way would be Dishonorable. What if I said all my dreams were dreams of you... Hi! I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off medication! Warp five,Mr. Data.......No!..No,Data.....more clutch!!.. Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines... He's mostly dead, Jim. Get Miracle Max. Dr. Seuss is dead. He's dead I said. Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that. No WARP!? Warf, Data... Get out and push!! I'll steer. "Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed." LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors A fool and his money soon become a Sysop! "This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Dent I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable. Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. 4 out of 5 people think the 5th is an idiot. God said "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored. Alex, I'll take Things Only I Know for $1000 To continue, enter any 10-digit prime number. Useless as windshield wipers on a duck's ass. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect. If E=MC^2, why is there always room for Jello? I've lost my mind! ...oh here it is... A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out! Never hit a guy with glasses... Always use your fists! If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?' Funny, it worked when it was plugged in... Here's some fun: Walk into an antique shop and say, "What's new?!?" I hate sloppy release code. Probably why I don't go near Windows. Bill Clinton, meet Mr. Truth. No, I'm sure you've never met before. MODEM? I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck and a Pepsi! Fantasy is Reality. Reality is Fantasy. Getting real is irrelevent. "A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire" And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted And on the 8th Day God said, Murphy, you're in charge. And on the 8th day God woke up and said Whew! It was just a dream! If All Else Fails...BLAME THE SYSOP! A book worth banning is a book worth reading. My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing. Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care! Censorship: The reaction of the ignorant to freedom. So easy to use, a child can do it. Child sold separately. Bad day: "Transfer completed [5720468 bytes at 1 CPS]" It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours. Exercise your right to arm and keep bears! I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm? Marching to the beat of a diffent kettle of fish." Press +++ to access the pirate software... Goldfish don't bounce -Bart Simpson/Episode 9F14 Stop computer viruses!!! PRACTICE SAFE HEX!!! If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Don't tease the Sysop. He's nuclear capable. Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else. "Bart, stop pestering Satan!" Jesus Saves...Passes To Moses...Moses Shoots...And SCORES! A kid with a hammer will find that everything he sees needs pounding. 2400 baud makes you want to get out and push. "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and *unlimited power*... Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. A perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste... '42'?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows "Mount your horses, men!" "We're not that lonely, sir!" I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund, but I said no. "Stressed" is just "desserts" backwards. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Why do Blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts? Tits Go In Front! Unauthorised access detected. Help is on the way, STAY WHERE YOU ARE. Law of Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range. Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to... Double, double, tagline trouble... Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things! Don't like it? Hit the any key. See? All Better. Use the Fork Luke - Ben Kennobi at Supper Press to "TEST", [click], Release to "DETONATE". Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Top secret! Burn before reading! DM: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?" To a weary horse, even his own tail is a burden. Ahh... Puddytat's not's so bwave in gwannys micwowave! Then, quite suddenly, and all at once, nothing happened. I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud? caught in the grip of time, slipping in quicksand -- Big Pig Don't say during sex: Do you smell something burning? Brassiere: Cover for a great double feature. 666: number of the Beast 999: Dang, read the work order upside down! This space for rent, just ask you sysop for info Cats are roommates; Dogs are kids! What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO? --Mulder. Where's the cat, and why is my printout furry? This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows. Will someone please explain this conversation to me? -- Bashir I"m not straight but some of my best friends are.-LG "Dunno," said Zaphod, "I think I preferred it when they were shooting." I brake for animals,..if they're big enough to dent my car. - Duckman "We have no crime after dark." "SWAT Teams?" "Vampires." Cross a tagline and a tribble? You get a full HD... Captain's Log.. Cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee Cat: Fur ball puker CAT.COM started. Computer will hairball in five seconds Catastrophy: Cat punctuation written on your skin CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!?? Cat of Borg: I'll assimilate this, and this, but I don't want =this= Cat + BBS = Paraniod Sysop CATapult: device for throwing cats long distances Cat (KAT') n. Small mammal with an attitude problem Confuciousism: Confucious say, Shit happens Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement Conference call was invented for teenagers, less work pushing button Confucius say: "Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag." Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted Confucius say: Man standing on toilet is high on pot Confucius say: Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius not know what to say! Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand Confucius say: "Is more to running BBS than finding ON button." Confucius say He who read woman like book, prefer braille Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH? Damn it, Jim, he's dead, not just off duty Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp Damn it Bones, I'm the captain, not a doctor! Damnit Jim! He's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Rush. - Chelsea Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator! Data I thought you were dead -Picard "No, I rebooted" -Data Data: He's got a Magnet! Everyone BACKUP!! Data convinces the Coke machine that Pepsi is better Data: Ah! I have access Data, Ahh, I think that Spot needs a litter box. - Troi "Bother," said Pooh, as a look of horror crossed the nurse's face. "Bother," said Pooh, as a new idea frightened him. "Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet. "Bother," said Pooh, as all his fur fell out. "Bother," said Pooh, as Bambi's mother dropped. "Bother," said Pooh, as Barney got out the KY Jelly. "Bother," said Pooh, as Batman lunged from the shadows. "Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet! "Bother," said Pooh, as Billy Ray Cyrus started another song. "Bother," said Pooh, as Brutus raised the knife. "Bother," said Pooh, as Bubba pulled him into the cell. "Bother," said Pooh, as Chewbakka ripped him in half. "Bother," said Pooh, as Eve offered him the apple. 666: number of the Beast 333: Beast Lite 666: number of the Beast 999: Upside-down Beast 666: number of the Beast 443556: Beast-Squared 666: number of the Beast -.0176416459: Sine of the Radian Beast 666: number of the Beast -.8090169944: Sine of the Degree Beast 666: number of the Beast 1393472.271: Area of a Beast Circle 666: number of the Beast -1330668: Determinant of the quadratic Beast 666: number of the Beast 1332: The Beast and Mrs. Lucifer 666: number of the Beast .0015015015: Inverse Beast 666: number of the Beast 666: Backwards tsaeB 666: number of the Beast 306: A Beastly Angle 666: number of the Beast 2.823474229: Logarithm of the Beast 666: number of the Beast 668: The Beast's Next-Door Neighbor. 666: number of the Beast 999: Dang, read the work order upside down! 666: number of the Beast 6 6 6: The Beast's children * <-- Tribble *11*001*001* <-- Tribbles and Bits. Ninety-nine percent of everything is crap. "I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a tribble?..." * <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks * <- Tribble "p <- Tribble listening to rock music * <- Tribble "p <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble ' <- after the wash cycle * <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll * <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing * <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying * <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut * <- Tribble .*/ <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble * <- Tribble 0 <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up * <- Tribble e <- Baby Tribble with bottle * <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble MM- - - - - - <- Tribble-kabob * <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble. * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger * <- Tribble ^"^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven * <-- Tribble &* <-- Tribble spinning lariat * <-- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <-- Tribbles & Bits * <-- Tribble *! <-- Tribble playing baseball * <-- Tribble -*- <-- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body * <-- Tribble -*-*-*-* <-- Tribble kabob * <-- Tribble . <-- wet Tribble * <-- Tribble <*> <-- Tribble with shields up * <-- Tribble = <-- Tribble after laying on RR tracks * <-- Tribble Oo*0 <-- Tribble in a line-up * <-- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble * <-- Tribble *н <-- Bullwinkle Tribble * <-- Tribble <-- dissected Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits. * * * - Tribbles _ _ _ - Tribbles Meet Godzilla * * * - Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ - Tribbles in heaven * <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy * <- Tribble >* <- Romulan tribble * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble. * <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors * <- Tribble **7 - Secret Agent Tribble * <- Tribble ^*^ - Vulcan Tribble * <- Tribble {{* <-Klingon tribble * <- Tribble !*! <- Skiing Tribble * <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes * <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper * <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble * <- Tribble _______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: Ski Jump * <- Tribble # <- Tribble after getting stuck in a waffle iron * <- Tribble # <- Tribble in transporter * <- Tribble # <- Tribble with his hair spiked * <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine * <- Tribble * <- Top view * <- Upside-Down * <- Side view * <- Tribble *! <- Tribble calling for police * <- Tribble *! <- Tribble Olympics: baseball * <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank * <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp * <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating * <- Tribble ***-A-*** <- Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. * <- Tribble ***<***********<********* <- Tribble Olympics: rowing * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone * <- Tribble *= <- The Starship Tribbleprise * <- Tribble *> - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid * <- Tribble *@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@* <- Tribble hockey * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues... * <- Tribble *______________o_____||| <- Tribble bowling * <- Tribble *}-- <- Tribble with Lance * <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics: Jousting * <- Tribble -->--*-- <- Tribble after a sword fight * <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a haircut * <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ * <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LhA * <- Tribble . <- Tribble.LZH * <- Tribble . <-- Minimized Tribble * <- Tribble . <-- Tribble After A Shower. * <- Tribble <- Snake Tribble A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... As happy as a Tribble at an All-U-Can-Eat Buffet! Del *.* <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! Tribble math: * + * = ****************************** * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * * * <- Tribbles <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles <- after hairclub visit * * * <- Tribbles <- after the wash cycle * * * <- Tribbles <- Anti-tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles <- Approximates * * * <- Tribbles <- Balding Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- dissected tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Dribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Minimized Tribbles Nuke them 'til they glow, then shoot them in the dark. Those who live by the sword kill those who don't. But it's not black hole season either. --Fox Mulder. C'mon Scully... it'll be a nice trip through the forest --Fox Mulder. I just don't know which lie to believe. --Mulder. Maybe their parachutes didn't open... --Mulder on falling toads. Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky! --Scully. Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky! --Scully. Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. --Mulder. "Hey, Noah! How long can you tread water?" -- God A black hole is God dividing by zero A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof! After God created woman, beer was the bug f tease the Sysop. He's nuclear capable. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 --- FreeMail 1.10 alpha-3 * Origin: The Wizard's Realm * Pasadena, Tx * 713-946-7315 (1:106/7315) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1400001 Date: 01/03/98 From: CHRISTER TJERNQVIST Time: 05:12am \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Terminate 5.0 GP> Wich program would recommend me for put taglines in the terminate? TMNice. You can find a whole lot of free programs, and other stuff, at www.terminate.com and ftp.terminate.com //CT --- FMailX 1.22 * Origin: Wanna go skinny dipping? (2:20/11.7) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1400002 Date: 01/03/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 08:54am \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Terminate 5.0 Lemon Gabriel, he's coming through, our commander still, Space Dog, lines secure, Space Dog :: GP> Wich program would recommend me for put taglines in the terminate? GP> I had testd many, and thy seem not to work propely. GP> Thanks Psych0Tag does. I personally wrote it and tested it with TerMail. F'req PTAG0491.ZIP. Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... He has not suffered the ravages of intelligence. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1400003 Date: 01/03/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Don't not format C:? (Y/N) Don't rack your brain - you might squash the pea! Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers -Homer Simpson Don't mess around with the Demolition Man Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it than you are Don't mince words, John ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't put your butt over your head. -Gallagher Don't rub another man's rhubarb Don't play with my earsunless you're serious. - Quark Don't need an oven timer; just the smoke alarm Don't mind the smell, he's only been dead a few days Don't regulate me because I MIGHT break the law Don't mind me--I'll just bleed Don't move that rock. He lives under there Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy! Edsil Murphy Don't rip masturbation. It's having sex with one of my favorite people. - Woody Allen Don't mince words, Orville ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. -D. Banner Don't panic - there is always WELFARE! Don't register, don't vote, don't bitch Don't mince words, Pi ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't presume I'm straight Don't say during sex: Do you accept Visa? Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake Don't outlive your money! Don't mess with my mind! I like it this way Don't mince words, Ryan ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't panic. Don't panic... ALL RIGHT, NOW PANIC! Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't pat yourself on the back; it feels better on the front Don't play that song, that Achy Breaky song* - Weird Al Yankovic Don't reply to inappropriate messages left by SysOp Don't love me cuz I'm wonderful... love me cuz I'm Irish! Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and throw away the key Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. ... ALL RIGHT, NOW PANIC! Don't read health books - you may die of a misprint Don't play stupid with me Chris, I'm better at it! Don't Read Book...How I Made $100 In Real Estate" Don't say during sex: Don't mind me I always file my nails in bed Don't mince words, @TName what do you *REALLY* think? Don't rot away, Renee! - Tom Servo Don't open the WINDOWS, you'll let the BUGS in! Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! - Most blondes Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind Don't mince words, Larry what do you *REALLY* think! Don't read insulting taglines, you IMBECILE! Don't put all your EXE's in one backup! Don't need their K-Mart gods or TV preachers.. Cat Rapes Dog Don't pee in my pod, HAL ! Don't mince words, He what do you *REALLY* think? Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it. Matthau Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it, I'm blonde Don't read below this line! Don't make me use uppercase Don't mean nothing till you sign it on the dotted line Don't say during sex: Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? Don't make me disobey a direct order. -- Dax Don't open Windows! My mouse sneeze if you do Don't pull the trigger, that would kinda give away the game - Mulder Don't mess with taxes Don't look up, the sky is falling. - Tori Amos Don't make your personal name too lo Don't Mess With Me!!! It's Monday And I Am On A Diet !!!! Don't mince words, @TOFIRST@, what do you REALLY think? Don't muzzle my rights! Don't offer me advice, give me money. -Spanish proverb Don't mince words, Jim what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, Maurie what do you *REALLY* think? Don't push that button!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!! Self-destructed again! Don't piss off dragons. Unless of course, you WANT 3rd degree burns Don't mince words, @TFName ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mince words, Rick ... what do you *REALLY* think! Don't mince words, @F@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't play hard to get, just get hard to play Don't put boogers in your rice, it's not Healthy!! Don't mince words, Germany ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't make an issue of my womanhood. - Greta Garbo Don't mince words, @N@ ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't pick up that phon NO CARRIER Don't rob me of my joy, Joe. - Crow T. Robot Don't put acrophobes on pedestals Don't rush me, I'm dawdling as fast as I can Don't mince words, Scott ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't make me kick your ass again, @TOFIRST@! - Butt-Head Don't mess with hillbillies that own high powered rifles Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk Don't run from Cthulhu. You'll only die tired Don't repay kindness, pass it on Don't mince words, Kingsley ... what do you *REALLY* think? Don't quit your knight job! Merlin shouted at Lancelot Don't point that aardvark at *me*! Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see - NIN Don't say during sex: Bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer" Don't mince words, Iceman, what do you *REALLY* think? Don't mind me, I'm just licking my toes clean Don't say during sex: Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? Don't poke sticks at the monkeys. -- Forrest Gump Don't Panic! [in large, friendly letters] Don't play with my tagline [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)