--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on Do diamonds have flawgasms ? Does a very heavy rowboat qualify as a hunky dory? Does it involve me? Rom Not really. Quark I like it. Rom Doesn't medicine come in any other flavors than "Yuck?" Does a tagline have a Buddha Nature? Do dragons have hoardgasms? Does Bill Clinton think Elvis is alive? Do dyslexics sell their souls to Santa? Does anybody know if there's a summer camp for PARENTS? Does anyone remember where we anchored the Arkham? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does anyone know the plot yet? -Joel, 15 mins. into movie Does the noise in my head bother you? Does anybody hear? Does Geordie LaForge undress women with his visor? Does Batman know you're wearing his cape so badly? - Animaniacs Does she, or doesn't she?: O-+? Does Lorena Bobbit have a license for every KNIFE she owns?! Does Oprah have oprasms? Documentation: the hardest part of genealogy Doesn't know fecal material from a popular footwear gloss enhancer Doesn't need Q to tell her when a gas cloud is a lifeform Does Al have Goregasms? Does anybody here remember Vera Linn? Does Bad FAT mean this disk has high cholesterol? Do cyberpunks use taglines? Doesn't know if his biscuits (bread) are (is) all done Do, do, do the Funky Gibbon! Does Santa have Christmas .GIFs? Does anybody know what's going on? Doesn't matter which half is which! > Does everyone hate you because you're paranoid? Doesn't anybody do anything for plain old revenge anymore? - Badaxe Does Q ever have to P? Does Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers? Does it necessitate an earthquake in the 'frig to make a milk shake? Does not take long, Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the Does MicroSoft refer to Bill Gate's Penis? Does anyone... anyone have any raisins? -- Michael Dorn Does homogenized milk come from gay cows? Does not tomorrow start now? Kwai Chang Caine Does Tasha have a Data entry problem? Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? Does the day bring the sun, or the sun bring the day? Does anyone have a phone directory for this area? Does Donald Duck eat turkey for Thanksgiving? Does the name "Alexander Graham" ring a bell? Does 1701-D's computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Does life suck or is it just me? Does the name Coke Cecil ring a bell? Does anyone have any questions? Any answers? Anyone care for a mint? Doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag Does a bear shit in the woods? Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter? Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum? Does aerobics... in his head Does anyone REALLY read these stupid quotes? -- The SysOp Does that hammer the plot home for you? - Slappy Squirrel Does not affect worms, puppies, or puppies with worms. - EWJ Doesn't araid X dry, sound like a bug spray? Does Janet Reno care if children smoke? Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? Does anyone REALLY read these stupid recipes? Do devilbunnies go to heaven when they morph?? Does talking to your computer mean you're crazy ? Do erasers have boardgasms? Does t-Bird know where he's going? Does it come with wafers? Dodo birds are smarter than he is Does that hammer the plot home for you? -- Slappy Does Rome still rule the world? - Nefertiri Does immortality come with a life time guarantee? Does history record any case in which the majority is right? Does Steven Spielberg have dinosaurgasms? Does Merv Hughes have a tongue? Does ( ( no-- ) == Yes ) ? Does Moses have a snake up his sleeve? Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? ___ Blue Wave/QWK Does Dolly Parton have trouble seeing her navel? Does MicroSoft describe their brains; or another anatomical feature? Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Dodger: Garibaldi, for a security slug, you are a lousy liar Does the Kingdom of Heaven extradite? Does it matter? Even if it does, does it matter that it matters? Do Da, ARCidy Day Does a genealogist regard a step backwards as progress? Documentation: the worst part of genealogy Does history record any case in which the majority was right? -L. Long Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister Does John DeLancie get his lines from Q-Cards? Does she live? Or does she die? -Picard to Q Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Does the Betty Ford clinic accept Tagline addicts?? Does Maggie Simpson play with PlayDoh!? Dodger: I'll see you around, Michael Garibaldi. Nice butt [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300050 Date: 12/27/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:47am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Does _anyone_ ever read the manuals? Doesn't matter to me, but my point was that unless you are the moderator Documentation: The last resort Does a medical book have an appendix? Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Does RAID come in House Guest strength? Does our economy move like a cancer now? Does a Kzin fear to follow where a Puppeteer leads? Doesn't look scary to me... -- Crow T. Robot Does no one here understand your incredible good fortune? - Q Does a 16-year old in a paper hat constitute a chef? Does Ethernet Put Your Computer to Sleep? Does anyone know the original origin of taglines? Does Stephen King qualify as a terrorist? Doesn't anyone in your neighborhood have real names? Do dyslexics have bad luck on Friday the 31st? Does Guinan serve non-Enterprise personnel? Does homo milk come from gay cows? Does killing time damage eternity? Does my lawyer handle the appeal if I want one? Does a Sysop have to call himself to read his mail? Does nose-mucus have an odour to it? Does the Cheshire Cat drink evaporated milk? Does 'needle in a haystack' mean anything to you? Does the Enterprise's computer have enough RAM for Windows? Does Barney have dinosaur-gasms? Does Kaki Hunter own food? Does anyone remember tubes? Does Data have a Pentium Overdrive upgrade socket? Does the Clinton Administration know it's a joke? Does it really matter which cola I drink? Does life bother you? Never mind, just ignore it Does a gay termite eat woodpeckers? Does not send you flowers, he practice botanical bribery Does C++ have polymorphgasms? Does Santa Celery fill Christmas stalkings? Doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker Does the Enterprise computer run 4DOS? Does the Enterprise have Fahrvergnugen? Doesn't "Microsoft" mean "small and limp?" Does the green Bajoran Orb contain Kryptonite? Does anyone know the recipe for Barney Roadkill? Does E.T. mean anything to you? Dodging questions is a favorite tatic of hypocrites Dodge Viper taste, old Yugo budget Does Forsaking All Others mean I can't date? Does music make you think? It makes Stevie Wonder Does Locutus watch the the PlayBorg Channel? Does a 3 save? Do Dyslexic Agnostics Ponder the Existence of Dog? Does Jurassic Park have an ADULT area for you! Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? Does Chicken Kiev glow in the dark? Do DeLaureans come with snow tires? Does Raggedy-Ann have cloth tits? Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit? Documentation - The worst part of programming (and Genealogy) Does ANYONE do original taglines? Does Michael Jackson have blue eyes yet? Does Micro-Soft mean Small and Limp? Do Eskimos like frozen pees? Do drinks have pouredgasms? Does Michael Jackson have a blow up child? Does milk plus QWK files equal chocolate mail? Does paranoia annoy ya? I gotta me a lobotomy! Does It's a virtual ghost town. mean that cyberspace has gold rushes? Dodge RAM...Auto memory module Does killing time leave bad sectors in eternity? Does anyone really NEED to drink 32 ounces of ANY fluid? Does the name Freud ring a bell? Does a psychic really need a telephone? Does Ranma have Serena's locket? Uh oh Does dumbo land before he, ya know, has to take a dump? Butt-Head Does any lizard ever remember being Shirley Maclaine? Does every little gherkin dream of a house with a white pickle fence Do drugs, dodge the draft, lie, the NEW American Way Doesn't anyone in this galaxy do anything other than appear on chat shows? Does anyone still live in Buford, GA?????? Does the Enterprise Computer run Windows? Does an analyst have to be anal? --Adam Rifkin Doesn't she have ANYTHING better to do? Do cyberpunks use recipes? Does Spot have a positronic litter box? Does life seem worthwhile to you? HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! Does paranoia annoy you? I'm gonna get me a lobotomy! Does bouncing count? Documentation: the worst part of programming Does Squire even watch the race he is calling? Does steel wool come from metal sheep? Do Dyslexic Agnostics Ponder the Existance of Dog? Does anyone...anyone have any raisins? - Mike Dorn Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Does Dr. McCoy work out at the "He's Dead Gym"? Does OS/2 mean "Half on Operating System"? Does "Bad FAT" mean my disk has high cholesterol? Does Pi make sense to you? Does that help at all? Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. - Billing Does that excuse your actions against us? - Renimar Keth-Solamni Does Ralph Cramden use Norton's Utilities? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300051 Date: 12/27/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:47am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table? Does killing time hurt eternity? Documentation:The castor oil of programming Does she or doesn't she? Only her armorer knows for sure! Do dyslexics wonder if there really is a doG? Does the name Quasimoto ring a bell? Does Hawaii have Interstate highways? Does Darth Vader sleeps with a 'Teddywookie'? Does that mean you won't be turning the water into wine? Does Mrs. Bobbitt make house calls? Does the Enterprise use DOS v Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad Does a lesbian vegetarian eat Pussy Willows? Does pirate software come with a treasure map? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? No, but it makes me spit Does Microsoft translate into "small and squishy"? Does O.J. get his gloves and socks back now? Does Mrs. Washington know you wear so much makeup? -Hoagie Does anyone else here like Barney?. - AK Does the NVRAM have a finite writeability? Dodger Good Buddy, Over and Out Does Bill Gates refer to his money as gigadollars? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does okra have okrasms? Does obesity mean horizontally challenged? Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Does Macy's write up Gimbel's low prices? Does it take an entomologist to recognize a computer bug? Does the Enterprise Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Does speed scare you? Windows is just for you! Does anyone have any others that would be interesting? Does a computer Witch cast hexidecimals? Does anyone know of any softwa Does killing time harm eternity? Does it cost a lot more to call from Canada to the U.S. than from within Does anyone know who put the Tribbles in the quadrotriticale? Does AC/DC Unplugged qualify as an oxymoron? Does anybody actually read recipes Does anyone REALLY read these stupid quotes? Do environmentalists protect old-growth politicians? Does Anal Retentive have a hyphen in it? Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license? Do { eat; sleep; } while (alive) Does a witch use a hex dump for used curses? Doesn't have a point-of-view Does chicken soup cure computer viruses? Does Stevie Wonder what Brooke Shields? Does Quasimodo ring a bell? I had a hunch it would Does anybody actually read Taglines Does banging on a cast iron pan make Heavy Metal music? Does Locutus watch the PlayBorg Channel? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Does anyone have any spare cache? Does God answer prayer? Yes Look at the results of the election Doesn't this come in a DOS version?, GWBasic? Anything? Documentation - the worsdt part of programming Does history record any case where a majority was right? Does mortality come with a life-time guarantee? Does a lurker peep in Microsoft Windows? Doesn't have all the pens in her plotter Does Anal Retentive contain a hyphen? Does drool bother you? -- Mike Nelson Does Anyone Remember The Golden Rule? Does Bo know Star Trek? Does Batman know you're wearing his cape so badly? Do dyslexic Christians believe in Dog ? Doesn't anyone know how to turn off the program when they leave? Does anybody have a ";" Reminder key? Does "Blockhead" refer to volume purchasing? Does GAY 90's have anything to do with Clinton's Army? Documentation - The worst part of programming. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Does that hurt? - The Crow Does NCC-1701-D's computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Dodo - A double negative with a head cold Do dogs mistake you for a friend (or a fire hydrant)? Do ducks sit? If so, why? Doesn't have all the dots on his dice Does the Enterprise use MS-DOS v2356.1? Does being "Hungarian" make one hungry? Does a nuclear family glow in the dark? Does that mean I can be your bowling partner? - The Mask Does Cthulhu ever say excuse me? Do dyslexic devils tell each other to go to heaven? Does any book ever get made into a MINOR motion picture? Does a prostitute have whoregasms? Does an invisible person cast a shadow? Does anyone use Visual Basic to teach Seeing Eye Dogs?? Doesn't ANYONE play for the LOVE of the GAME anymore??? Does it hurt when I do... THIS? Does paranoia annoy ya? It gotta me a lobotomy! Does an orange have appeal? Does Claire Bloom on screen? Doesn't the pope look like Jimmy Hoffa? Does Jim Morrison have Doorgasms? Does Superman use X-Ray vision to undress women? Doesn't turn me on, Keepers. :) Any better ideas? - Gryphon Does Quasimoto ring a bell? Does airport luggage take forever to arrive? Does anyone know when Windows 286 is available? Does anyone have any Taglines regarding cats? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300052 Date: 12/29/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:14am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Do not drink soup; it puts a lake in your stomach Dolphins are smart, because Flipper uses PCBoard! Do I REALLY have to explain this one? Dolazim ti kao fantom slobode, i zato pokazi sve sto znas Do it yourself tagline: Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance Do *not* go into a new echo and ask "What do y'all do here?" Do less and accomplish more DominionDOS: A)bort, R)etry, P)lant Changeling Spy? Do not panic! It's only a Sonic Attack! Domesticated ferret = tagged Slinky Do not read this tagline Do not squander time, for that is what life is made of. --Franklin Do not attempt to speak wit him, Kirk. T'Pau Do not drop??? Ooopps! Domestic happiness and faithful friends Do it now! It may be illegal tomorrow! Do my words reflect a heart filled with faith? - Spickelmier Do not put out the Spirit's fire. -1 Thessalonians 5:19 Do not get this error Do not be too amusing, @TOFIRST@ Do-it-yourself Easter kit: 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr Do not open tagline Do not respond to this tagline! Do not overtax your powers Donald Trump used Windows - look where it got him! Do not remove a fly from a friend's forehead with a chopstick Doing well by doing good Do not attack his elite troops - Sun Tsu Do not adjust your mind, the trouble is with reality Doing things the hard way ... making love while standing in a hammock Do my bidding or taste my loving wrath Do monkeys know that they are monkeys? - Mrs. Jewls Don, if you're getting this - this is Frequently Asked Question! Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing? -Crow T. Robot Do not be too amusing, @TFName Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps Do not prewoke me Don Black - Durban - South Africa. dee@dataverter.co.za Do it near resonance! Do more fun please! Ni! Do misbehaving witches get sent to the broom closet? Do not fold, spindle or mutilate this floppy Do not taunt happy funball Do not adjust your mind. The fault is in reality. - Bill Wright Do not insult a Healer, for... *GASP* *CHOKE*! Dollar Bill says: "Show your patriotism. Send me money." Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me! Dom-Dick-Van-Vito-Patton-Corleone? - Crow on Van Patten Do not Drink and drive! Do Moderators post Off Topic in other areas Do not query me, and I shall not prevaricate Do not make excuses unless you have to. -- Forrest Gump Do misbehaving witches get sent to their broom closet? Do it, Liuetenant. Janeway to Paris Don Alt rides Big Blue Waves! Martin Moran, 15 Aug 1993 Do { inhale; exhale; } while (alive) Do modems work with tin cans and string? Do Jap crotch rockets burn Minute Rice? Donate to the McFly needs money foundation Do not be simply good - be good for something! Do not attempt to jump a chasm in two leaps Do kittens wear PamPurrs? Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing? - Crow Donations to the Clinton Contributions Fund accepted here Do it. Janeway Do not disturb feminists. They are already disturbed Don Have a Happy and Safe Holiday Dolores capitis non fero. Eos do Do Not, I Repeat, Do _NOT_, Put A Fuse In Silly Putty Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for th-- >ZAP< *ribbit* Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more? - Beatles Do it well or not at all Do I seem sane from where I stand - Course of Empire Dominion Tank Police, they put the word "terror" in interogation Do Not Disturb me! I'm disturbed enough already Don'cha just hate younger sibs sometimes?! - Yakko Do is you practice safe hex? Dolphins do it on porpoise Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive Dole hasn't failed, he's just found 10,000 ways that won't work! Dole: The Joe Izusu of politics! Doin' it the hard way: Like making love while standing up in a hammock? Dollars cannot buy yesterday Don Adams, Evesdropper - Tom Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?