--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300046 Date: 12/26/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:24am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DitchDaDate:don't use any verbs during the entire meal Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed Dobro jutro. Ovo iznad vas je bombarder Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth, set up and stuffed. Beecher Dittoheads for a Kinder, Gentler World! DisneyLand: People trap operated by a Mouse Dj phew! -- ("Momma, that skunk's back again!"??) Diversity: Just another disguise for Discrimination Do athiests get fewer holidays? Distrust your first impressions, they are invariably too favorable Dj Coo: the feeling that pigeon did you dirty before Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty tasting medicine Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra Dj Vu, all over again Distrust the obvious, suspect the traditional Do cellular phones cause reckless dialing? Doctor who? It's the Doctor! Dj Grue: Lost the darn lantern again Divorce isn't the answer. Turn him into a Bobbitt! Divorce, n. The past tense of marriage Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend Doctor: No, Barbara... Your hairdryer won't work in my TARDIS Doctor, are you sure this thing is working properly? Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats? -- Carroll Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk? Doc "Nothing like a little virus to take the edge off a kid."-Calvin Do blind people feel better because they don't look so good? Doctor Beverly, on the nude beach, at Tenagra!! Doctor: These are tranquilizerstake two before reading my bill Disobedient! --Kosh. UP YOURS! --Sheridan Doctors do it with cold instruments Dis tagline be umop apisdn Docs!? Actually, I prefer nurses Dj Zoo: the feeling you've been on X(A/N)TH before Diversions Entertainment - Parental discretion is advised Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints! Distance: 20,000 kilometers off the port bow. Tuvok Do bards have troubadorgasms? Disregard this recipe Dj Vow: the feeling you've been married before Dj BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before Doctor referral service: Doctors' $patient$ lottery Do blind nymphomaniacs wear braille shirts? Doc says I've got the stool & brain of a man 1/2 my age Dobio sam vodku u kolenu Divers bring flashlights to see better down there Doc! all I ever think of is sex. RX buy a computer Diving into the message, I heard Scot talk about Ace Ventura Tags? Dittoheads rule! Disregard anything I said about last night Divine Right (n) - See definition for "Moderator" Djes' to prit'sno?!? Do acupuncturists practice holistic medicine? DitchDaDate:keep asking how much money they have on hand Ditto: Official Flame strike target of the recipe echo Dj Gnu: The feeling you've seen this wildebeest before Ditat Deus. (God enriches.) DitchDaDate: drool Dittohead on board Doctors DO IT wearing rubber gloves Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs? Dis tagline wuz stole frum de souf of Dixeee Doc King. USN. Semper Fi! Disney pass holder Rule #1: Rub everyone else's nose in it.--Daurbeck Do bright green jackets & purple socks suit your taste? Doctors practice medicine...that's why we're all sick Docs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs! Doc, shouldn't we back up? We don't have enough road to get up to 88 Distrust any enterprise which requires new clothes. -- Thoreau Do be do be do da day -Stevie Wonder Doctor, I think it's time for you to take advantage of my shop. --Garak Do artificial plants need artificial water? Doctor, my honour will not permit me to do that! Worf Dj Dude: The feeling you've been surfing before Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept DitchDaDate:recite dating history.Improvise...Include pets Dj Ooooo- You know you stept into this before Doc's Cooking Hint #5: If it fights back, cook it longer Do computers in prison have ape keys ?? DitchDaDate:lick your plate.Offer 2 lick theirs Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Distributor Cap: Something a Mailman wears Distance is irrelevant : Pythagoras of Borg Diversity is the Goddess's way of amusing herself Dj Vu tagline, Dj vu tagline, Dj vu tagline Disraeli's Law #2: In politics, nothing is contemptible Dittohead, n: The opposite of mind-numbed robot Diversity of opinion is the essence of freedom. - Devlin Doctor! I said prick his boil! Picard Divine resources are never exhausted Distill the life that's inside of me ... - Cobain Divers do it with a twist Doctor, you are a sensualist. [*] You bet your pointy ears I am Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there.  Geordi Do cows yearn for udder delights? Dj Nientendu: the feeling that you've played this game before Dittoheads are right! Disprove YOURSELF. I'll still BE here Do a good deedBlow up a smurf!!! Dispensing useless advice on TV: today on Oprah [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300047 Date: 12/27/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:44am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Does Raid kill my computer bugs dead? Does @FN@ really wear a Mickey Mouse watch? Does a chocolate fireman use a carbohydrant? Doesn't EVERYBODY wear tunics? Does the Big Bang make a sound if no one hears it? Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box Does a bug scream right before it hits the windshield? Does not your scrotum need kicking? - Beavis Does my patrol car have a LoJack? I think I lost it Does she *always* make that noise when she walks? -- Crow Does `expedition' start with an `X'? -- Crow T. Robot Does Commander Data have an over byte? Doesn't sound like much of a romance--Odo Documentation is the castor oil of programming Doesn't matter ... The pay's the same Does Schroedinger's Cat drink Half-and-Half? Does life seem worthwhile to you? HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! Send $20 to Does that come with a dental plan? - Max Does anybody else feel like a fried egg? - The Riddler Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does Geordi hide his keys above his visor? Does God grade on the curve? Doesn't have all his dogs barking Doesn't TAKE all kinds. . .there just ARE all kinds Does Locutus subscribe to the PlayBorg Channel? Does any of this make any sense? Does 48 equal two 24's? Does rn have the .sig nature? Does ice fishing have any redeeming social value Do electrons flow, walk, or slither? Does the early worm deserve the bird? Does it REALLY matter either way? Does anyone have a routine to detect if the computer is on or not? Does Mommy know what you do with that modem she got you? Doesn't just know nothing; doesn't even suspect much Does anyone here speak fighter pilot? Does 3 strikes and you're out apply to corporate price-fixing? Does God have reality backed up on tape? Do ducks really sit? If so, why? -RAH Does that mean Rush Limbaugh is the Head Dittohead? Does Bill Clinton really feel our pain or does he enjoy inflicting it? Does Dolly Parton have stack overflow? Does a Kzin dare to follow where a Puppeteer leads? Does T-Bird know where he's going? No. He doesn't know Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? Does Freddie Kruger have Goregasms? Doesn't matter if it's gold--long as it's silver Does a man in love have a heart-on? Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines? Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference? Does that guy in K2 die or what? How did that other dude die? Does the lady of your life swallow... the fibs you tell her? Do directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road?" Does instant milk come from powdered cows? Does anybody really read these things? Does love ever end When, two hearts are torn away?--the Breeders Does a lager brewed for Easter need a lot of hops? Do deaf children who curse get their hands washed out with soap? Doc Zimmerman's favorite film: The Incredible Shrinking Man Does Superman check the coin return in phone booths? Does anyone remember where I parked my hard disk? Doesn't have two neurons to rub together Does my professor have Boregasms? Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does that matter at this stage? shouted Arthur Does everything but think up new taglines! Does anybody else in here feel the way I do? -Floyd Does anyone have any pro-Gay Taglines? Does he pat you like that? - Maniac to Flint Does the Caretaker provide your meals, as well? - Torres Does it involve wanton destruction? - Max Does everything the hard way, like making love standing up Does "Bad FAT" mean the disk has high cholesterol? Do discordians have fnorgasms? Can other people tell? Does a witch prefer a broom because Nature abhors a vacuum? Doesn't know whether his earholes are punched or bored Doesn't anyone here ever terminate a program? -Doc Zimmerman Doesn't that make your sphincter tingle? Doesn't have both oars in the water Doesn't take much to make some people happy Doesn't have all the dots on his dice / pens in her plotter Doesn't everybody know that by now? Do dogs have four elbows or are their knees backwards? Does BC stand for bull crap, or Bill Clinton, or both? Does he need my kidney?!?! - The Tick to Doctor Sniff, the Vet Does Kathryn Walker own dogs? Dodge: Damaged on delivery goods expired Does a Buddist nudist practice yoga bare? Documentation - The worst part of shareware Documentation the *best* part of prigramming. It compiles. :) Does Florida have special rates for a Nuclear Winter? Does God have a navel. -Florida State University Does NCC-1701's computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"? Does everybody know about the wheat except me? Kirk Does anyone know what Mulder said in DOD KALM when he first handed Scully Does anyone have any anti-Republican Taglines? Doesn't anyone know how to turn the program off when they leave? Does anyone know how this new Opto-mechanical mouse works Does Ralph Kramden use Norton's Utilities? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300048 Date: 12/27/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Dodge: Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Does anyone recognize this line? Doesn't know which side the toast is buttered on Does anyone know where I can get a '487? Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? Does it really matter? Doesn't EVERYBODY wear straightjackets? Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me? Does a Cheshire cat drink evaporated milk? Does the lawyer ever sell out his client for a bigger fee? Does anyone have a Lord of the Pit I could have for recreational use? Doc Zimmerman prescribes chicken soup Does anyone know what I am doing wrong? Dodge: Dead Or Dying Gerbil Engine Dodge Dead On Donner Going East Does that mean you can go? Alexander I can go. Worf Do decompression utilities get the bends? Does anyone have any recipes regarding cats? Doe Ray Me Far Sew La Tea Doe. The Sound of Music Does anybody still remember Venture Capital? Dodirnut cu joj usne lagano, odlazimo zajedno u noc Does Pavlov ring a bell? Does 50 pounds of flour make a big biscuit??? Does anyone know who put the Tribble in the quadrotriticale? Does the mothership send you messages through your fillings? Does a kaleidoscope look normal on acid? Does Bill Clinton use Slick 50? Does MicroSoft translate to small and squishy? Does the Enterprise's computer have enough RAM to run Windows 95? Does Joe Jackson *have* to be in his videos? -Gallagher Does a Naval doctor specialize or what...? Does lumber have boardgasms? Doesn't multitasking cause schizophrenia? Does anyone know the speed of dark? Does my family suffer from Insanity.? - No, we enjoy it..!! Does Dances with Wolves sleep with beavers? Does lipo-suction work on a FAT table? Does Batman know you're wearing his cape? So badly? - Yakko to Dracula Does Slick Willie, or Doesn't he ? Does God seem far away? Guess who moved. Deut. 31:6 Doesn't take a lot to amuse some people Dodjoh, videh, jebah, odoh Does it really matter what cola I drink? Doesn't look, feel, or smell like an egg. Damn bird Doesn't matter how fast you get the wrong answer Does Hilary's health plan cover Christian Scientists? Does anyone else feel like a fried egg? Riddler Does it always smoke like that? Doesn't everyone have to get the cat's permission to use the computer? Do Discordian clowns throw Chao-Pies? Does fishing result in net profits? Does the hunchback of Notre Dame use a wok for an ironing board? Does anyone have a spare healing potion handy? Does a patriot order American in a Chinese restaurant? Does it Fly? Does Geordi LaForge undress women with his visor? Does drool bother you? - Mike as geeky guy Does electrons flow? or walk? Does anyone out there have a match? Doesn't UFO mean Underwater Floating Object??? Doesn't Ted Koppel look like Alfred E. Neuman? Does anyone know the multiplication tables?! - Panicky Teacher Does Anybody ElseFeel The Way I Do? -Pink Floyd "VERA" Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has a high cholesterol level? Does Spock use pointed Q-Tips? Does "Bad FAT" mean my disk has a cholesterol problem ? Doesn't snatch some lot t' amuse some suckas Documentation...The stuff you wipe up coffee with Does Jimmy Swaggart read Repenthouse? Does having sex with priests make you closer to God? Doesn't quite sample at the Nyquist rate Doesn't that girl ever shut up? - Homer, on Maggie Does anyone have MORE Animaniacs taglines? Here are mine: Does a kitchen witch use a Ginsu athame? Does anybody ELSE have an opinion? - Mrs. Gorf Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? -Floyd Does everyone in a comic store have to be a comedian? Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? erm... YES! Does anyone out there need an out of work supernova? - DarkWing Duck Documentation? Oh, you mean the stuff we wipe up coffee with? Doesn't need an android to provide estimates Documetation - The worst part of programming Does Superman check the coin return slot in phone booths? Does Clinton posess the courage to quit! Does a man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down? Does Tech support mean ANYTHING? Does it feel like your life's become a catastrophe? Does it matter what we name the dog? It only comes if you yell FOOD! Does anyone remember Homestead, FL?? Does expedition start with an 'X'? - Crow on R'ship X/M Document code? Why do you think they call it "code?" Documentation - The toilet paper of programming Does the name Pavlov ring a bell with you? Do Dire Wolves make good bed warmers? Does Data's software run Windows apps? Does Data's evil twin have Loregasms?! Doesn't allow NetMail access, OK? Otherwise, that's where this Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash / cups in the cupboard / Doesn't anyone know how to shut me off when they leave the room? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300049 Date: 12/27/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines